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| !                        The Firey Explosive Pen                          ! |
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| !                 Written by Blue Max of Anarchist-R-Us                   ! |
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Here's a GREAT little trick to play on your best fiend (no thats not a typo)
at skool, or maybe as a practial joke on a friend!

    Materials Needed
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        1]   One Ball Point `Click` pen
        2]   Gun Powder
        3]   8 or 10 match heads
        4]   1 Match stick
        5]   a little sheet of sand paper (1 1/2" X 2")


      Procedure
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        1]   Unscrew pen and remove all parts but leave the button in the top
             in the pen.
        2]   Stick the match stick in the part of the pen clicker where the
             other little parts and the ink fill was.
        3]   Roll sand paper up and put around the match stick that is in the
             clicker.
        4]   Put the remaining Match Heads inside the pen, make sure that they
             are on the inside on the sand paper.
        5]   Put a small piece of paper or something in the other end of the
             pen where the ball point comes out.
        6]   Fill the end with the piece of paper in it with gun powder. The
             paper is to keep the powder from spilling.

The Finished pen should look like this:

   Small Paper Clog      Gun Powder         Matches & Sandpaper
       \                     |                   |
        \                    |                    |
         \  _________________|____________________|________
           <_______________________________|_______________|===
                                                            /
                                                 Clicker   /


     Planting The Device
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        There are many ways to use this little device.  Here are a few of my
Favorite way to use this hendy little Anti-Personal-Device

     In School
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        1]   Replace it with a friends pen, it helps if it is the same color
             Style.  But if you get it there and he/she goes to write, watch
             the sparks fly!
        2]   You know how all these poor nigs are always asking you for a pen
             well this is the way to fix it! just give 'em this little pen and
             I gurantee they will neer ask you for another pen again.
        3]   Replace the teachers pen with it.

     In The Office
     -------------

        No Office experience, unless its the schools office, replace it with
        the principals or receptionist pens. They'll get a `bang` out of it!


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