Party Balloom
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        Before your next party where smoking and drinking will occur (I do so
        hate cigarette smoke), fill up a few balloms with natural gas from the
        stove or bar-b-que. When you pals (or enemies) get loaded and start
        popping the ballons, like they always will. Some dork will decide to
        pop a few with his stogey. If all goes well, one of them might give him
        a little surprise.
