PARENT TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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H.W.A. Authors are not suggesting to do the following.
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1.grounded? example: Hey bob you going out tonight? no I am fucking grounded
shit man your always grounded you haven't had a date in 2 years!.
Sick of being grounded? tired of those fucking parents grounding you for 
shit? now you can fucking go out with those stupid farts thinking your still
home! Do this and you can go out and be grounded at the same fucking time!
before saturday night or whenever you are going out buy a fucking master lock
with a deadbolt to go with it. The total should be under $25 then an hour 
before you plan to go out go downstairs and get in their faces and say just
leave me alone tonight I'm sick of you all and I even bought a fucking master
lock because of you! or some shit like that whatever your parents will fall
for use it!. Usually they will just say as long as your in your room I don't
care what you do. Then put the t.v. on and radio but not too loud and get a
ladder and climb out get in your car or get your friends to pick you up near 
your local park so your parents won't see you and your set! (leave the ladder
in some bushes and conceal it so no one can see it also leave your window
open a crack so you can get back in.) If your parents feel like talking to you
they will knock on the door no awnser then they will try to open the door
no luck! they will 95% of the time just think you are ignoring them and leave!.

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