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     (_> DIZCLAIMER <_)

                  I THINK IT ALMOST SAYS WITHOUT GOING THAT THIS 
                 PHILE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. 
                 I PERSONALY HAVE TRIED THE MAJORITY OF THESE 
                 NASTY TRICKS AND HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THEM,
                 BUT SINCE THERE ARE DEFINATLY SOME INCREDIBLE 
                 RETARDS OUT THERE EX.COPS, RELATIVES OF COPS,
                 FEDS, RELATIVES OF FEDS, MINISTERS,PREACHERS,
                 RABIS, OTHER GENERAL BASTARDS, I THINK THAT
                 IF ANY OF THE ABOVE DID ANY OF THE FOLOWING
                 THEY WOULD DEFINATLY GET BUSTED BECAUSE THEY HAVE 
                 LESS THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS SO THEY WILL PROBABLY
                 BLAME ME  SO .............
                 I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGES
                 THAT MAY INCUR TO ANY ONE OR THEIR PROPERTY 
                 

       





          GENERALY YOU WANT TO ASK YOURSELF HOW BAD DO YOU
        WANT TO  FUCK UP SOME ASSHOLE'S CAR 
        A: FUCK IT UP (MINOR ASSHOLES)
        B:DESTROY IT   (MAJOR ASSHOLES)-WHEN KILLING THEM JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
        C:BORDER LINE   (SOME WHERE BETWIX) 




        LETS START WITH  A:
                HEREZ A LIST

           
               KEY JOB
           
           Take a key and scratch the length of the car 
          you can get creative and scratch words and phrases like
          "When will you return my calls he's your son too"
          "honk if your a faggot" "call (asshole's phone#) 
          for good head" local gang sombols scratched into the
          paint are also good 'cuz they pin the blame on someone 
          else if you don't want to use keys try a very pointy 
          can opener I once tried the claw end of a hammer
          it worked real good it's my personal favorite.
              
              
              PABLO PICASSO


            Paint markers or permanent markers are great 
          for making an artist of yourself find a brand like
          mean streaks or testors paint markers when dry they will
          never come off. Use your imagineation.

               POTATO GUN

              A large raw potato stuffed into the exuast pipe of 
           a car will shoot out of the pipe like a cannon 
           destroying anything in it's past such as windows, 
           aluminum siding,or any small pets. 
              
              DISAPPEARING PAINT
              
              
              Take some paint thinner, or turpentine and rub 
           it where ever you think there should be less paint
           I prefer to spray it out in a spray bottle to make 
           some nice big paint-less splotches.


              SMOKE SCRENE


              Take some motor oil,grese, or olive oil and squirt some into
          the exaust pipe.when the exaust pipe heats up and it 
          will (700 F) it will produce thick clouds of black smoke
          great for extremly parinoid people.


              CHEESE WAGON


               Same idea as above but replace oil with limburger
           cheese nice and smelly.


              NOIZE

              Take off the hubcap on the victim's car and
          toss is some nuts & bolts and replace the 'cap
          when fuck-hed drives his car it will make a loud clanging 
          noise.

             SPARKS

             If you can gain access to the car engine take
          a push pin and pop several small holes in the spark plug
          cables when cock-sucker starts his car it will make an anowing
          rumpity noise.

              MIDAS MONEY MAKER

              Get an awl or some other type of hole puncher
          & knock a few holes in the muffler it will make
          the car sound like a dragster cool huh? but not if your 
          a thirty-something asshole-fuckin' next door naighbor
          who hates teen-agers every time you do it costs 'em
          $50.00 bucks a pop.


              DUAL NEUTRAL

              Gain access to the engine and interchange the # 1& 8
         wires on the distributer cap now thier car will run in only 
         neutral and park and kill in drive or reverse if your lucky
         the asshole will bring his car to a real "honest" repairman
         who will probably charge the fuck a grand.

             SELTZER BATREY

             Take some alka-seltzer a drop some into the car battrey
          it will drain the battrey to almost nothing before
          you can say plop,plop.fizz,fizz
           

             EXPLOSIVE CAR

             Just imagine driving down the street and hearing a large
          explsion from your car this would phreak you out wouldn't it 
          to do this pick up a quater stick,M-80,M-100 and toss it 
          in the tail pipe when the pipe heats up KA-BOOM


            RUBBER ROT 

              If you can get your hands on some copper salts 
           put it on the tires this will corrode and rot the tires
           hopfully giving him a flat sulfuric acid works 
           muck quicker though remember to do all four tires


             NIEGHBOR HOOD SLASHER

               Be the first slasher in your nieghbor hood take 
            a large razor or some type of knife and cut a large 
            chunk out of all the tires hopefully he'll get a blow-
            out or three  at sixty miles-per-hour. Or you can just  
            take the easy way and pop all four tires. Most people
            only have one spare.


            SECTION B:

            BATTERY BOMB

            After you gain access to the car battery take a cord-less
          power-drill and drill a hole in the top  SLOWLY or you'll get 
          acid in your face after you got the hole drilled take about five 
          AA bateries and drop 'em in when rat-bastard starts his car
          the battery will explode if your lucky the explosion will kill
          him for added pleasure place a dixie cup of BB's next to the 
          battrey for a nice shrapnel effect.

            FIREY PHUN


            For this one take a pill bottle the kind that you get prescriptions
          in and fill it with draino cap it tightly and drop it in
          butt-fuck's gas tank and RUN after about 5 minuets 
          your milage may vary the gas will ignite and explode the car.

            
            FLARE UP 
            
            Get one of those friction road flares the kind that the
         pigs use at at accidents and toss it into the interior of the car
         if the window isn't open then break it with the flare
         this dosen't sound like much but it absoutly incinerates
         foam rubber seats and everything else there. The fire burns the car
         beyond all recognition I was going to do this to a REAL 
         FUKIN' ASSHOLE but all the evidence would have pointed twords
         me and its allways better to be safe than busted.

            KA-BOOM

            This ones simple get a quater stick or half stick 
         and tape it to the gas tank light fuse and get away.



            SECTION C:


            PHUCK GAS

            Everyone knows about pouring sugar/sand down a gas tank to
         phuck up the car, WELL THIS DOSEN'T WORK!!! sugar and sand 
         are too heavy and will sink to the bottem of the gas tank 
         and stay there umtil who knows how long and even if they
         do go through the fuel line they usually will get caught in
         the fuel line you may try a few pounds  confectioners (powderd) 
         sugar this sometimes works but a guarenteed destroyer is two or 
         three galons of karyo surup what this does is when the gas 
         is burned it will deposit very destructive carbon all over the
         engine if this happens the schmuck will have to have the entire 
         engine rebuilt. Oh yeah when you do this put the stuff in a
         gas can so it won't look suspicious.

            TRANSMISSION TROUBLE 

            Remove the center bolt and and throw a few nuts and
          bolts and throw them up there and replace the bolt 
          when that fuck starts his car they will grind the teeth 
          off all the gears.

            MUFFLER DRAG-ON 
            
            Go under the car with a wrench set and losten all the
          bolts securing the muffler to the car the muffler will drag
          and eventually fall off if you have e-nuff time you can do this
          to the transmission just imagine pulling out of your driveway  
          only to have the 'trans fall out.

            THE WORKS 
            
            First you have to know how to make a works-bomb see workz.txt 
          if you already know how heres the tricky part hide it in the  
          trunk or the backseat or some where cum-lick won't find it 
          in about five minuets BOOM!!! the bomb will spray hydracloric
          acid everywhere eating away at the interior and the carpeting 
          if you put it in the trunk leave a burning rag nearby 
          to ignite the excaping hydrogen blowing the trunk open 
          and sometimes apart.
            
            LICENSE TO DRIVE

            At night swipe dick-weeds 'plates he probably won't notice
          but officer friendly will another thing you could do is
          steal someone else's 'plates and exchange plates I wonder how
          long fuck-ass can drive for before he gets arreted for stolen
          'plates or you can speed up the process by leaveng an anonomus
          tip from a pay phone of course. 
                   What to do with a stolen plate, vehicular homicide     
          is a good idea but risky you can rob something or someone         
          make sure they get a good view of the plates what I do is
          get some lighter fluid and let it deterorate the glue on the 
          sticker on the plate then let the sticker dry and glue it onto
          your own plate this saves you money time and time again.

           WELL THIS IS THE END FOR NOW

            
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