                     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                     !         PRESENTING            !
                     ! TENNIS BALL IMPACT BOMBS MADE !
                     !            EASY!              !
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        OKAY, HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED FIRST:

        TENNIS BALLS - ONE FOR EACH BOMB
        FUN SNAPS - ABOUT A BOX
        MATCHES - ABOUT ONE LARGE BOX OF "SAFTEY" MATCHES - BOUT 500
  IF YOU DONT HAVE THESE WOODEN SAFTEY MATCHES, USE NORMAL MATCHES 
  AND BE SURE TO USE EXTRA FUN SNAPS.
        DUCT TAPE
        KNIFE
        LIGHTER FLUID
        FUNNEL
  IF YOU DONT HAVE SOME OF THIS SHIT, JUST GO SNAKE IT FROM YOUR LOCAL 
  SAVE ON.

  OKAY, FIRST - GET THE KNIFE AND CUT ABOUT A 1 INCH BY 1 INCH CROSS - HOLE
  IN THE TENNIS BALL.   THEN (THIS IS THE HARD PART), CUT ALL THE HEADS
  OFF THE MATCHES AND PUT THEM IN A CUP (THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO 
  FILL THE INSIDE OF THE TENNIS BALL)  NOW TAKE A FUNNEL AND DROP TWO 
  OR THREE FUN SNAPS IN THE TENNIS BALL.  USE ABOUT TEN IF YOU DO
  NOT HAVE SAFTEY TIP MATCHES (THESE ARE THE MATCHES THAT WILL IGNITE
  IF YOU STRIKE THEM AGAINST ANYTHING.)  NOW ONCE YOU HAVE THE FUN SNAPS
  IN THE TENNIS BALLS, WITH THE FUNNEL STILL IN THE TENNIS BALL, FILL
  THE TENNIS BALL WITH THE MATCH HEADS.  **NOTE**  YOU NEED THE 
  INSIDE VERY COMPRESSED AND ALSO BE VERY CAREFULL!!  THE BALL CAN 
  EXPLODE AT ANY BUMP!!  NOW DUCT TAPE THE HOLE OR SLIT YOU HAVE 
  IN THE FUNNEL.  NOW COVER THE TENNIS BALL WITH LIGHTER FLUID
  OR GAS!  NOW YOU HAVE A PRESSURE ACTIVATED TENNIS BALL BOMB.
  JUST GO TO YOUR NEIGBHOR AND ASK TO PLAY CATCH OR TENNIS.  THERE
  IS LOTS OF CREATIVE STUFF YOU CAN DO WITH THIS STUFF, GET CREATIVE
  SWITCH IT WITH SOME LITTLE SHIT'S BALL AT YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTRY SCHOOL SO 
  WHEN THEY PLAY BUTT'S UP, SOME KID'S BUTS REALY DO GO UP!  OR HOW ABOUT
  PUTTING IT IN YOUR TENNIS CLASS'S BALL SHACK!
  FOR SOME ADDED PHUN, ADD SOME GUN POWDER OR MAGNESIUM..THIS REALY 
  MAKES THIS BOMB EXPLODE!  OR TOTALY SEAL THE BALL IN DUCT TAPE
  THIS INCREASES THE PRESSURE EXERTED AND YOU GET A BIGGER 
  EXPLOSION!  WELL, MORE TO COME.  HAVE PHUN!
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