
PISSING PEOPLE OFF PARTS 1 & 2

Drug stores and grocery stores such as Wlgreens and Dominick's. This volume
takes a different route and talks about he driver and his tendencies to
crack under pressure. In this file I wil discuss the various techniques used
by myself and companions to bring the suceptible driver to the point of
actually leaving his car and chasing us.

When you were little, you may hae done a neat trick called the
Alaskan Rope Trick. If you haven't heardof it the procedure is simple,
requiring only four or more people. On aroadside without streetlights at
night, divide the people up evenly into wo groups- one goes to the other
side of the street across from the firstgroup and both groups get in single
file line. A long branch is necessary toget the full potential out of this
trick, because the branch serves as a led to a false rope that is supposedly
extended across the road. When a car coms in sight, both groups bend down
as to be picking the "rope" up. On a cout of three, both groups pull on
their branch, and the car will sometimesget freaked out and hit the brakes.
Courage is necessary here, for the now agered party will jump out of the car
and shout obscenities. You have two choies: One, you can run like a bat out
of hell. Two, you can stick it out and har it all. My preference is choice
#1 because if anyone is going to get outof the car they are usually a group
of huge badasses that are looking for a ew to kick. So why do it if it's
dangerous? Well, the thrill of being chaed has fascinated many, especially
those who are in the mood for trouble. Ty it sometime!

For those who have done this alrady and know what the Alaskan is, I
suggest a different trick. This trick ha no special name, and it is similar
to the Alaskan, except you really have arope across. The catch is, the rope
is attached to two garbage cans at eithe side of the rope, and are very much
mobile. When a car comes by, especially ne who has seen the Alaskan and
knows its a fake, it will hit the rope, ending both cans sprawling at the
doors, possibly damaging the car and angring the driver severely.

This same trick works great withshopping carts, I have done this at
a convenient shopping center with a backthru street behind it often used
on Saturday nights. The carts are aligne in such a way so as to roll and
smack themselves into the car. Now, you'e saying that no car in the right
mind would try to run through the rope. ometimes, yes, but the other times,
they still have to stop, dont they? A covenient hill above this thru street
makes for the perfect lookout. Only now he lookout becomes a battlement.
Several crabapple trees lie in the vicinty, and account for numerous attacks
on drivers getting out of their cars to ove the carts (or garbage cans,
whichever). If you hit the cars, or drivrs, be ready for an exciting chase.
Now, what happens if you accidentally hi a cop car? Easy. Prevent this by
keeping a lookout for the headlights. Co cars usually have double headlights
so be extra careful in deciding who to atack. A good idea is to have some
form of cover in case you are chased (th hill above the thru street has a
fence running along it, providing sufficent cover to hide until the guy
gets out of his car).

Well, that about wraps it up fornow, if you can think of some more nasty
things
to pull on cars, make an adition to this file, I'd like to hear them. Anyway,
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