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		  | | | |	 MODIFYING	  | | | |
		  | | | |	   YOUR 	  | | | |
		  | | | |     DRIVERS LICENSE	  | | | |
		  | | | |			  | | | |
		  | | | |	    BY		  | | | |
		  | | | |    +-> THE SPOOF <-+	  | | | |
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  WE HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED (IT MAY BE COMMON KNOWLEDGE BUT I DOUBT IT) TH AT
YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE CAN BE MODIFIED TO MAKE YOU WHATEVER AGE YOU WISH.  WE
CAME UPON THIS METHOD BECAUSE OF AN INTENSE DESIRE TO GET HAMMERED!  IT HAS PRO
VEN TO BE SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE MY FRIEND HAS USED HIS MODIFIED LICENSE ABOUT 20 T
IMES TO GO DRINKING AND HASN'T GOT CAUGHT YET!

  IN CASE YOU ROYALLY SCREW UP YOUR LICENSE YOU CAN ORDER A NEW ONE FOR $2.0 0,
NO BIGGIE!  (WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WAY TO FALSIFY YOUR AGE WHICH I WILL TOUC H
ON LATER).

  TO GET STARTED YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR LICENSE AND PEEL THE PLASTIC COATING OFF
THE CORNER (PREFERABLY THE CORNER WITHOUT THE COLORED STRIPE ON TOP) IF YOU
CANT GET THE TOP OFF WITH YOUR FINGER USE A HOBBY KNIFE, OR SOME OTHER SHARP K
NIFE TO PEEL IT OFF.  IF YOU USE A KNIFE BE VERY CAREFUL THAT YOU DON'T MAUL YO
UR LICENSE BECAUSE THEN WE HAVE TO START OVER WITH A NEW ONE.  ONCE YOU GET PAR
T OF THE TOP PLASTIC COATING OFF CAREFULLY RIP THE WHOLE THING OFF, AND DISCARD
IT BECAUSE YOU WON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!

  NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A LICENSE WITH NO PLASTIC COATING ON IT, SO THE NEXT S
TEP IS TO CAREFULLY SCRATCH THE STRIPE (PROBABLY BLACK) ON THE TOP OF YOUR LICE
NSE.  AFTER SCRATCHING FOR AWHILE YOU WILL SEE A RED STRIPE UNDERNEATH IT, THIS
IS WHERE IT IS THE MOST TOUCHIEST BECAUSE IF YOU SCRAPE TO HARD YOU WILL GO TO
THE WHITE OF YOUR LICENSE.  ALL I CAN RECOMMEND IS THAT YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AT
THIS POINT, IT WOULD BE BETTER TO GET A FEW WHITE STRIPS RATHER THAN SOME BLACK
, BUT IF YOU TAKE YOUR TIME YOU CAN GET A PERFECT 'RED' STRIPE!

  FOR THOSE OF US WHO LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO PASS AT THIS POINT GO ON TO THE NEX T
PARAGRAPH.  FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL WORRIED THEY WILL CHECK THE DATE O F
YOUR BIRTH ON YOUR LICENSE READ ON.....  TO MODIFY YOUR DATE OF BIRTH, OR ANY
THING FOR THAT MATTER YOU NEED A VERY FINE PICK AND A VERY SHARP MODELING KNIFE
.  TO CHANGE THE DATE OF YOUR BIRTH START BY EITHER SCRATCHING OR CAREFULLY CUT
TING ANY BLACK (THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY THERE) OFF OF THE DATE OF YOUR LICENSE W
ITH YOUR FINGER, HOBBY KNIFE, OR WHATEVER....  ONCE YOU FINISH THIS ITS UP TO Y
OU AND YOUR SKILL TO USE THE PICK TO FORM THE NEW NUMBERS.  THIS MAY SEEM HARD,
BUT WITH A STEADY HAND YOU CAN MAKE A PERFECT REPLICA OF WHATEVER DATE YOU WIS
H.  IF YOU HAVE ANY LITTLE BUMPS THAT ARE LEFT IN YOU LICENSE YOU CAN EITHER PU
SH THEM IN PLACE WITH YOUR PICK OR CUT THEM OFF.

  YOU SHOULD NOW HAVE A LICENSE THAT LOOKS IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE YET.  OR AT
LEAST GOOD ENOUGH TO GET YOU INTO ANY BAR OR PAST ANY LIQUOR STORE CHECKOUT YOU
WISH, SO NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH YOU WILL NEED A PIECE OF CLEAR PACKING TAPE.
PUT THE TAPE OVER YOUR LICENSE AND CAREFULLY CUT AROUND THE EDGES AND IT WILL
LOOD GOOD AS NEW!  IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE SUPER HOT BLOW DRYER DEALY BOBS SEA
L THE TAPE WITH THAT FOR A PROFESSIONAL TOUCH.

  YOU ARE NOW READY TO GET PLASTERED, GOOD LUCK!

  FOR THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE A POSSIBLE EASIER WAY TO GO ABOUT THIS, OR FOR TH
OSE WHO MAULED THIER LICENSE, WE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE OPTION.  IF YOU WERE TO GO
REGISTER FOR A DUPLICATE LICENSE THE GOVERNMENT IN ITS INFINITE WISDOM WILL GI
VE YOU A SHEET OF PAPER TO HOLD YOU TILL THEY GET THE PLASTIC ONE MADE, THE THI
NG ABOUT THIS PAPER IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT ONLY FILLS IN THE DATE IF YOUR 19 OR
OVER, SO JUST TAKE IT AND FILL IN WHATEVER DATE YOU WANT AND YOUR OFF!

  I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU TRY THESE THINGS IF YOU JUST DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR 1 9,
I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOU MAY HAVE DONE YOUR LICENSE, THEY ARE GOING TO CALL IN
YOUR LICENSE NUMBER OR REFUSE TO LET YOU IN, IN WHICH CASE YOU'VE WASTED YO UR
TIME.  ANYWAYS, GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY DRINKING OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU MAY THINK TO
DO WITH THIS!

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+=+    IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS    +=+
+=+   LEAVE FEEDBACK TO THE SYSOP   +=+
+=+		OF THE		    +=+
+=+	'ACADEMY OF THE BRAIN'      +=+
+=+   CAT-FUR LINE (612/866-7374)   +=+
+=+  AND HE WILL DIRECT THEM TO ME  +=+
+=+				    +=+
+=+		   THE SPOOF.....   +=+
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