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			SCHOOL: HOW TO SURVIVE
				(AND HAVE FUN)

	OK, MOST OF THIS STUFF IS JUST PRANKS, AND I'M SURE
	YOU CAN THINK OF MANY MORE THINGS TO DO.
	
	Part 1: Teachers.
	Hate your teachers?  Well here are wayz to get even.
	If you know someone who has a good desktop publisher
	and lazer printer, go to his house, and make a fake
	article about your teacher, be sure to follow news
 	paper format.  Make something about him(her) being
	drunk in public and flashing or whatever.  Now crumble
	up the printout into a ball, then spread it out.  Make
	about 30 photocopies of it, and spread em around school.
	Here are some simple stuff to do.
	Put some dogshit in their desk.
	Glue everything on their desk to their desk, (Gradebooks, 
	tissue box's, ect...)  
	During a test, everybody start coughing like hell, this
	realy gets them.  
	Or during a test, if there are some extra scantron sheats, 
	save them.  Fill out names like Jose Doe, Your Momma, Ben 
        Dover, Willy Wong Don, Hung Well, Mike Hunt, ect.
	Then just fill in all the boxes, make it look like an actual
	test, but then, on the left of the answer boxes, are black lines
	with spaces inbetween them, fill the spaces inbetween them in
	with your pencil.  Turn about five of these in.  It makes
	the scantron machine lessay, have a nervous breakdown.  it
	makes all kinds of alarms go off, and spits out everthing.

	Part 2: Students.

	Lockers, one of the most important things in school.  
	Try and get someones locker combo, then do this.
	Let a fish sit in a bag outside for about a week, then
	go to school, open the bag up, and put it in his locker.
	Try this with other food, like an orange, ect.
        If you dont have the combo, just take a coke, and throw it 
	upwards at his locker, probably most of it will go in.
	God, you got a major loogie in your mouth, his lock needs 
	some shine, a spit shine.
        If you or a friend has a photo copier, make a flyer
	for someone elses party.  Then pass out about 100 of
   	them at school.  You ought to see what kind of
	shit they get in with their parents.  Try this in chem
        lab, when you are using the bunsen burners, right before
  	the period is over, heat up a quarter over it,
	and then when the bell rings, throw it out the door, you'll
	know when someone picks it up.  When your walking behind
        someone you dont like that has a jacket on, spit on him,
        he wont know.  If you know what car is his, or bike,
        go let the air out of their tires.
	During a test, leave an anonymous note to the teacher
	saying that you saw that person cheat, and make some
	bogus storie, like he had a cheat sheat.
	Also, if you are walking behind them, and they have
	a backpack, unzip it, they wont know.  The books will.
	This one is hard to do, but you can fuck them over.
	Go to the ASB office and get a replacement ID with their
	name.  Now go to the school library and check out a phew
        books, especialy the rare ones, now causaly drop them
        in your	public library book slot.  Now when finals come up, 
	he will have to pay for them, or he will recieve F's on 
	all of the tests. (Thats my school's policy)

		Well, thats it for now, more to come later.


DISCLAMER
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The author of this file takes no responsibilty for what classes
people are kicked out of, what students are fucked up, and what
schools people are expelled from.

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