
HOW TO MAKE AN ARTIFICIAL SUN
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SHIT YOU'LL NEED...

1) Mass Sparklers (MASS)
2) A Jar

Construction:

1) Remove the coating from all but one of the sparklers and place coating
   in jar.

2) Cut bare end off of the remaining sparkler and stick it upright in the jar.

3) Light the sparkler that is sticking up and...

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

               -The Apple Gremlin
