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     H.W.A.
Honkeys with attitudes


	      Parent
	 Trashing


Turn them insane:1.Egg their fucking car windows and say that someone else did it. That should really burn them 2.Piss in a Windex sparyer and spray their closets and their clothes with it.
3. Shit in paper bag and  Hide it their trunk car.
They will smell it but they'll will not know what the fuck it is.
4.Whenever you parents have friends that call say that they went 
to court in another state and won't be back for 2 months.
5.Get in your parents faces and say I wish you were in a graveyard
dead burning with me beating you with a bat.
6.Switch their medicines with like pills and bottles be creative 
piss in some bottles or mix your own I promise you its the funniest 
fucking thing to see their faces when they drink their medicine.
7.Start a small fire and burn some of their best clothes
8.Beat up your brother and sisters and say they hit you
first.
9.Threaten to kill yourself unless you get what you want
(not recommended for the kind in heart!)
10.Put sugar in a bag and say you bought cocaine and say your
addicted and threaten to kill them they try to take it away
11.Steal your parents car keys and they'll think that they 
lost it.
12.Hire some people to follow your parents to the mall
and pick pocket and film it and then play it when they 
get home it is so fucking funny your pubic hairs will
fall as your nerdy ass parents watch the shit.
You will piss out of your ass its so funny as shit.

13. Put Death threats in their mailbox for EXAMPLE:
on a piece of paper write: I know who you are and I hate
what you do for a living and I am going to do a drive by
on your house when you least expect it". That will scare
the piss outta them and will keep them awake for weeks!.
(NOT FOR SUCKERS WHO CARE ABOUT THEIR PARENTS)

14.Set your parents clocks to two hours later
than its original time its so funny to
see their ugly faces when they come home from
work that day.

Well that's it for Parent Trashing 1 look for Part two coming
soon!
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