           DESTROY PAY-PHONES

              BY MR. DEATH

     TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN
GIVING THE PHONE COMPANY 25 CENTS FOR A
CALL, OR EVEN A DIME, THIS IS FOR YOU

     I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE
COUNTRY BUT HERE IN N.Y.C. THEY HAVE
ARMOURED THE PAY-PHONES WITH STEEL
PLATES SURROUNDING THE BOTTOM HALF OF
THE PHONE. THIS SHEILD WILL WITHSTAND
ANY ATTACK BY M-80'S, BLOCK-BUSTERS,
SUPER-BLOCKBUSTERS, ASH-CANS, PINAPPLES,
ETC...... (EXCEPT DYNAMITE) TO DESTROY
THIS PLATING AND MOST OF THE BOTTOM HALF
OF THE PHONE, USE THE FOLLOWING DEVICE.

     FIRST YOU MUST BLOW OUT THE HING ON
THE COIN RETURN SLOT. THIS CAN BE DONE
WITH MOST CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS SUCH AS A
BLOCK-BUSTER.

     THEN, TAKE A 6 INCH SECTION OF THE
SAME TYPE OF BENDABLE METAL TUBING THAT
SURROUNDS THE WIRE TO THE RECIEVER, BUT
IT MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN DI-
AMETER.

     THEN, SOLDER A PEICE OF SHEET METAL
ON TO ONE SIDE OF THE TUBE TO SEAL THAT
SIDE. THEN FILL THE TUBE WITH THE SAME
FLASH-POWDER USED IN BLOCK-BUSTERS AND
FILL THAT END WITH STRONG EPOXY TO SEAL
IT.

     ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION,
BEFORE SOLDERING THE ROUND PIECE OF
SHEET METAL TO THE TUBE, DRILL A SMALL
HOLE IN IT JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A
PIECE OF DEMOLITION FUSE THROUGH. THEN
PUT THE PIECE THOUGH BEFORE FILLING IT.
SEAL THE EDGES OF THE FUSE WITH THE SAME
EPOXY USED TO SEAL THE OPPOSITE END OF
THE TUBE.

     THEN, WHEN COMPLETE, SHOVE THE
THING UP INTO THE COIN SLOT WITH THE
EPOXY END GOING IN FIRST. NEXT THING YOU
KNOW, YOU'VE GOT DIMES, NICKELS, AND
QUARTERS FALLING ALL AROUND YOU.
