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          SOCIETY IS ABUSING US...  SOCIETY IS BEGINNING TO PAY...
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 Let's face it!  School is a necessary evil...  I teaches you some shitty
 stuff which you'll never need in your entire life, all you learn at school
 is how to stay awake in desperate situations, how to write/read and how
 to calculate, ...  that's it!!

 Now, things weren't *that* bad if there weren't those pesky teachers!  You
 prolly seen 'em; those pigs who grin at you when you failed your ### test!
 If I would have a .22 right then, I swear to God, I'd blew their brains
 right out...  But, since killing is a federal offence, we just have to come
 up with some gags, jokes, vandalism, ...

 Don't do it yarself, let Ministry do it for ya!

 Thanks to the Anarchist Manual I was able to be sure of what I wrote...

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 ³ What your about to read is 100% pure phun, however, some acts described ³
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  THESE TRICKS CAN BE PULLED ON THE SCHOOL VERY EASILY WIHTOUT HURTING ANY-
  BODY IF YOU USE IT WISELY.  READ ON FOR MORE PAINFULL HINTS...

   Giving the school a bad reputation
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      This is not so hard to do if you have the time and the money...  Make
      a flier on your pc which says racistic stuff, sexual stuff or any
      other stuff that's controvert.  Now, let it copy 50 times.  Go to your
      local library, there you always have some racks stashed with magazines
      and other fliers.  Now, simply take away one kind of fliers and put
      yours instead!  Your done.  People will read it and will but the hell
      out of the principal!

      HINT:  Slogans like, "[xxxxxx] doesn't accept niggas!!!" or
                           "[xxxxxx]...  a white school for white people!!!"
             These are *real* good things to do!!!  Put up a picture of
             your principal on top of the flier...  This will guarantee you
             mega-succes!  My friend and I once painted a slogan on the inner
             walls of our school with this slogan;
             " Wir heissen du wilkom in das Konzentrationslager [xxxxxxxx] "
             This kicked ass!!!


   Giving the teachers a bad reputation
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      The same as with the previous, but now use slogans which only apply
      to the teacher(s) you want to kick some butt with...  Slogans like
      "I blow all my students every day!", etc.  keeps the moral at a high
      level :-)

      ...or,  cut out an obscene picture out of the latest Playboy, Private
      etc, scan it in with your pc and Cut & Paste a bit with the head of
      the "beloved" teacher and the bitch...  Then print it out 100 times
      and spread it like hell!


   Tying up the fax-system
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      Take two sheets of paper and write some obscene stuff on it.  Then
      insert the first paper into the fax-machine, then attach the second
      paper to the first one, so you have a loop.  I think you get the idea
      right now, don't you?!  Then, punch in the number of the school's fax
      and let it roll.  Mind you; most faxes detect from which destination
      the call got, so you might try it at somebody else their house.

      This will spoil lotsa thermic paper at school and they won't re-use
      it, because you've written some stuff on it.  Suddenly, their fax
      machine will go berserk (=overheating) and will break down :-))


   Uhoh!  Bomb-alarm!
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      Pretend your sick, vomit (put your fingers way back into your mouth)
      and go to see the principal.  Ask him if you may use the phone to
      call your parents.  If the principal stands with you, ask him *polite*
      to respect your privacy (in short; piss off!).  Then, when your alone
      dial up the cops and tell 'em there is a bomb who's about to explode
      in your school...  Well, this is *really* lame and they'll have your
      nuts busted in next to no time...  This trick is for people who are
      having a tatoo on their chest saying "Born to lose" :-))

      Here's a better one; leave real early that morning and go to a phone
      booth in a quiet neighbourhood.  Give the cops your ring, and head for
      school as quick as you can.  Run/bike/skate like hell.  Because when
      you enter the school *before* the cops show up, you won't be a suspect.

      Make your call as short as possible!  Preferably a half a minute to
      an entire minute, after that you *must* bail out!  Most important
      don't tell it to anybody!!!


   Car-fun!
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      Go to the cars of the teachers.  Wait until it's getting dark, and
      no one is around. Then, (a) ... smash the windows.
                              (b) ... flatten the tires (very easy).
                              (c) ... hotwire the car and get away :-)
                              (d) ... put a little coin at the bottom of
                                  the window.  Glass will sprinkle at the
                                  attempt of removing it!
                              (e) ... Get under the car and squish the
                                  tail-pipe a bit.  Then, when the poor
                                  chap is riding in town, he won't notice
                                  a thing, but when he tries to drive harder
                                  he won't be able to!

   In the classroom
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      Write obscene/racistic stuff on the back of the blackboard!  It always
      works!  Throw a smokebomb in the trashcan...  Lotsa smoke in the class
      room is great!  When you're getting more serious about things, you may
      consider adding a letter with a note in it saying "This was a warning".
      or some shit like that...  Be sure to use another handwritting as you
      know, the cops will soon trace the note.


   Using fliers [lame tricks].
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      Writing a formal letter (with the schools-heading, etc. on it) to some
      student you really like and tell 'em the school is gonna be on a strike
      for *one* day.  You _MUST_ send the envelope on a Friday, so the poor
      guy/girl will receive it Saterday/Monday, and it will be too late to
      ask other people, so the poor devil will think it's true and will stay
      at home.  Be sure, you tell shit like; "Hey man, don't ya know the
      school is on a strike Monday?!" from the moment you *leave* the school
      and when there is no fucking way of asking the teachers...  Ask alot of
      people to co-operate!

      Create fliers which says " The senior students of [xxxxxxxxxx] are
      holding a project of the 'influence of curse-words on the phone'.  To
      be able to do this project, we would like you to call us on the number
      [(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx] and start shouting/cursing in it.  After 2 minutes
      of cursing/shouting, we will evaluate what the reaction was...".  Just
      make some thing up, however; this is a *full* working and very funny
      example to do.  To have maximum callers, put fliers in your local
      library!

      Call your favorite radio-show and tell them you're selling your
      collection of Sepultura/Biohazard/Cannibal Corpse/...  and when the
      listeners want to have it, they should call to [(xxx)xxx-xxx-xxx].
      Yep ==> The school's number! :-D  HINT: "Hallo Hautekiet" -- stubru.


   Bomb the teacher
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      Throw a molotov in de frontyard of the teacher.  Mind; bombing is an
      illegal thing to do, so when you get caught, it's not my fault!  How
      to make a molotov...  Read on!

      (*) Molotov: Simple bomb who is used worldwide by terrorists and was
                   used first by the Russians at German tanks.  Molotovs have
                   the ability to splatter out in fire and stick to everything
                   they come in contact with, leaving a horrable trace of
                   fire!

      Now, for the creation-part;  Take any highly flammable material (like
      gasoline, diesel, fuel, kerosene, ethyl or methyl alcohol, lighter
      fluid, turpentine or any mixture of the above) and pour it in a large
      bottle.  After putting the flammable liquid in the bottle, simply put
      a piece of cloth that is soaked in the liquid, in the top of the bottle.
      It must fit *tight*, then wrap around some cloth around the neck of the
      bottle and tie it.  Be sure to leave some inches of lose cloth so you
      can light the damn thing!  Now, light the exposed cloth, throw it and
      run like hell!!

      Flammable mixtures such as kerosene and motor oil, should be mixed
      with volatile and flammable liquid (like; gasoline, ...).  A mixture
      with tar/grease and gasoline will stick to the surface that it strikes
      and will burn hotter!!!  ==>  extreme hard to extinguish.  If you create
      such a mixture, shake it heavily!!


   Smoke bomb in the classroom
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      One type of pyrotechnic device that might be employed by a terrorist in
      many way would be a smoke bomb.  Such a device could conceal the
      getaway route, or cause a diversion, or simply provide cover.  Such a
      device, were it to produce enough smoke that smelled bad enough, could
      force the evacuation of a building, for example.  Smoke bombs are not
      difficult to make.  Although the military smoke bombs employ powdered
      white phosphorus or titanium compounds, such materials are usually
      unavailable to even the most well-equipped terrorist.  Instead, he/she
      would have to make the smoke bomb for themselves.
        
      Most homemade smoke bombs usually employ some type of base powder, such
      as black powder or pyrodex, to support combustion.  The base material
      will burn well, and provide heat to cause the other materials in the
      device to burn, but not completely or cleanly.  Table sugar, mixed with
      sulfur and a base material, produces large amounts of smoke.  Sawdust,
      especially if it has a small amount of oil in it, and a base powder
      works well also.  Other excellent smoke ingredients are small pieces of
      rubber, finely ground plastics, and many chemical mixtures.  The
      material in road flares can be mixed with sugar and sulfur and a base
      powder produces much smoke.  Most of the fuel-oxodizer mixtures, if the
      ratio is not correct, produce much smoke when added to a base powder.
      The list of possibilities goes on and on.  The trick to a successful
      smoke bomb also lies in the container used.  A plastic cylinder works
      well, and contributes to the smoke produced.  The hole in the smoke
      bomb where the fuse enters must be large enough to allow the material
      to burn without causing an explosion.  This is another plus for plastic
      containers, since they will melt and burn when the smoke material
      ignites, producing an opening large enough to prevent an explosion.


   Call 'em...
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      Just, pretend you're gonna kill your principal/teacher by leaving
      notes like "Tonight is the night",...  in this/her books/desk.  Call
      him/her up late at night saying you're gonna rape her or you're gonna
      kill him by cutting his longues out...  Just make some up.

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  THESE ARE THE MORE HARDER THINGS TO TO TEACHERS/STUDENTS OR ANYONE IN
  PARTICULAR.  YOU CAN INJURE THE POOR CHAPS SEVERE WITH SOME TECHNIQUES!


   Kill 'em...  (all)
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      (1)  Hit him *real* hard at his throut.  You'll punch the "apple of
           life" and he'll choke to dead.  Just watch him choke...
      (2)  Hit him *real* hard and with both hands on both his ears.  This
           way you'll cause an internal bleeding-process so the poor devil
           is pretty dead in a few seconds.
      (3)  Just punch him hard on his nose.  Make a solid fist and smash
           real hard from below up to his head so his nose-bone will pierce
           into his brains.  ==>  Dead...
      (4)  Pick out his eyes (V-shaped fingers).  Don't be afraid to move
           around your fingers once your in, because when you do something
           you must do things right!!
      (5)  Kick him *reaaaaaaaaaaaaal* hard in the genetals...   Ohw!
           painful and sometimes even lethal!

   Sorry...
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   Sorry must go to D-Fense who got into trouble while he was testing some
   thing I tought should work!  sorry pal, next time I'll take the blame :)



   Sluuuukes
    Be-Real
