
                     //Welcome to The king's meaning's\\
                     //of how to kick some-one's ASS!\\
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                       This letter should not be read
                       by Minors! Or those Sick in the
                       Head!!!

 Welcome back to another one of the King's addition of Violence. This a good
 way to deffand your-self if you come to a situation and you must use
 physical force. Now just follow these ruls when you fight and you might just
 Win. but only if you know what to do!

 1. If some jerky comes up to you and tells you to fuck right off you can do
     one of two things. you can a: insult him back or b: hit him hard in the 
     gut.
2. If you done A in number one you can expact him to hit you. Look at his 
    hands the one you see moving back is the one that is going to hit you with
    so look and when he puls it up move your hand up and block it. then with 
    your other free hand hit him on the jaw! (if you put a lot of power into it
    you might even knock him out!)  |\O
3. If you done B in number one and he does't hit you back and runs/walks away
    then you might get charged! but if he hits you back then grab his shirt
    coler with your weak hand and with your powerful hand hit him non-stop
    in the jaw,nose, or for-head (constant hiting in these areas may make him
    k.o.  (k.o.=knock out!)  |\0
4. Now let me tell you about weapons (scince the rest is based on weapons!)
    anything can be a weapon when you fight! even a simple twig! how can a 
    twig be a weapon you ask? Well if you are on the ground get up holding 
    the twig and stab him in the leg! (he wont kick your ass anymore! trust
    me on that one!) well back to weapons! If your walking along the 
    side-walk and some one grabs you around the neck holding a knife and 
    threating to cut your neck grab his arm, lung the arm stright over your 
    sholder and pull it down (you will snap elbo the joint.)
5. If some one is holding a knife to you (must be a few inches from you) as 
    he blinks use your right hand to hit him right on the palm, as your 
    doing that, with your left hit him on the nuckles of the same hand
    if you hit him hard enough you'll pop his hand off the socket!
    as he is screaming grab his head pull it down towards your waste lift 
    your knee and slam it in his Face (the fucker will go down! then you can
    call the cops or steel his money and WALK away! if you run some one will 
    call the cops on you. Only run if the cops are coming after you.!  |\<>
6. THE BATTAL IN THE SCOOL YARD!
    If the bully picks on you, you must kick his ass for the chicks/guys 
    there. When he comes towards you he might whant something in your lunch-
    box. But what he doesent know WILL hurt him!
    Let your mom but HOT, REALLY HOT coffe in your thermiss as he grabs you 
    tell him you got some good Necter to offer him. as he looks throw the
    coffe in his face as he grabs his face knee him in the balls.
    he'll go down! If you relly hate him grab a hand full of sand and put 
    in his mouth. If he is k.o'ed kick him in the ribs!
    when the cops come tell them it was Self Deffance! you'll get off scot-
    free and you'll have all the chicks/guys!!  |/)
7. When on the street and some punk comes up to you and whants to fuck you 
    up hit him in the nose with all your might (I had fights with these ass 
    holes and they are relly hard! Its like there bones wont break I only
    lost once to them and thats because I had a few jump me as he was 
    losing. If you dont have a lot experance run from them.)
    well i will tell you what to do if you are experanced.
     Grab any thing hard near by and SMACK the fuck'in guy in the head!
     when the others rush you Kick,Smack,And hit anywhere., where ever you
     land them is good! (hope you can take them?!?) |\0
8. Well im tired of writing so if you whant more wait and call the bbs where
you got this at! Or in the next issue i'll include a form that you can send
money to so if every thing goes well I will put up a bbs and with all the 
info on sports,fights,sex, and more fights you can be a major Stud like 
 *the king*  & *the Fly*
    
                                So I hope all your problems have been
                                answerd and if not wait for Fighting2.txt!
                                HAPPY ASS-KIKING |\)  :>  |\O  |\0  |\>


  PS (from the fly)
     The king is a good fighter dont take this as a joke! We spent a lot
     of hard work on this (the fighting and all!) so if you get in a fight 
     and use this and lose dont blame us it's your fault becasue you might
     not be expreanced enough! so be ready for a fight! (I know i am!)!
                                                               

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                        1688 hebert
                        Windsor Ontario, CAN
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