MERCURY BATTERY BOMB!
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By Phucked Agent!

Materials:

      1 Mercury Battery (1.5 or 1.4 V Hearing Aid)
      1 working lamp with on/off switch

Procedures:

      It is VERY SIMPLE!!!  Hurray! Kids under 18 shouldn't 
considered try this one or else they would have mercuric acid 
on their faces!

1. Turn the lamp switch on to see if lite-bulb light up.
2. If work, leave the switch on and unplug the cord
3. Unscrew the bulb (Dont touch the hot-spot!)
4. Place 1 Mercury Battery in the socket and make sure that
   it is touching the Hot-spot contact.
5. Move any object or furniture - Why? There may be sparx given off!
6. Now your favorite part, stand back and plug in cord in the socket.
7. And you will have fun!!  Like Real Party!!!

If your house is on fire (VERY RARE), get that damm fire blower!
This stuph will NOT destroy your plugs, but maybe the fuse depending
how often you do that....    Best try outside or college dorm...
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