
Alright dudez!!! Here's some cool ideas for gettin that asshole ya really hate
in your neighborhood...

This is of coarse for educational use only!!! (What a joke!)

  Some stuff ya need:
   1 bottle of dark karo corn syrup
   2 bottles of dish washing liquid
   2 m-100's or similar explosives
   2 terrorist ignitor kits (wire,spdt relay,solar ignitor,spst toggle switch)
   1 gal. Gasoline
   2 bars of soap
   1 box of nails (the bigger the better)
   1 small bag of high nitrogen content fertalizer
   optional junk:
    colored hair spray
  some bologney
    dark motor oil (preferably used)

here ya go!  Go to the house late at nite, preferawhile they are out of town
or
while they are sleeping.  Take the karo syrup and dump it all over the cars
and
the the door handles of the house.  N poor the dishwashing liquid all over the
driveway in all kinds of neet little pictures and dirty words.  Use the gas
and
poor it on the grass and all the plants, for some fun lite the gas!!!.
Install
the m-100's in the mail box and above the garage door.  Place the nails under
the tir of the ca.  Get some garbage and fill the car up I the stuff and dont
f
forget to steal the radio and other goodies that ya find in there
place the bologney alover the care, when the stuff dries it will peal the
paint
ofar when removed.  Dump the oil all over the driveway, this really makes a
mes
mess of the house.  One more thing spray the house with the colored hairspray,
it looks like paint and it will scare the hell out of him.  Well gotta go!!

                           The surfer!!!

