          SOFTPORN ADVENTURE

   N, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, E, BUY RUBBER (HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,..ECT.) W, HAIL
TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH BUTTON, BELLY BUTTON, E, U, WEAR RUBBER, FUCK HOOKER, GET
CANDY, DROP RUBBER, N, D, LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK CORE, GET SEEDS, W, S, W, GET
FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET RING, S, E, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, W, LOOK
ASHTRAY, GET PASSCARD, E, D, W, W, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, BUY
WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE RING, GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY, E, S, GIVE WINE, GET
KNIFE, E, DROP WINE, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, N, MARRY GIRL, S, HAIL TAXI, DISCO,
N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, S, DIAL 555-0987, N, E, S, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, W,
S, FUCK GIRL, USE KNIFE, DROP PASSCARD, DROP KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER
BUSHES, GET STOOL, GET HAMMER, DROP SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM,

<!NOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE WITHIN THE BAR, IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND THE BARTENDER THEN
  MOVE AROUND UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!>

   BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE WHISKEY, GET UNIT, E, PUSH BUTTON,
BELLYBUTTON, E, TV ON, 6, DROP UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W, BREAK WINDOW, S, GET
PILLS, N, E, DROP ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, GIVE PILLS, DROP
PILLS, DROP HAMMER, PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP STOOL, CLIMB STOOL, LOOK CABINET, GET
PITCHER, WATER ON, FILL PITCHER, W, PUSH BUTTON, D, ENTER BUSHES, WATER SEEDS,
GET APPLE, EAT MUSHROOM,

    <! GET TO BARTENDER AS BEFORE.!>

   N, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, PUSH BUTTON, U, N, D, GIVE APPLE, SCREW
GIRL(OR EVE).............

   NOW YOU'VE WON SOFTPORN ADVENTURE!!

BROUGHT TO YOU BY......
                  DOCTOR FLORA



