### Apollo BBS Archive - August 18, 1989

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    Message: 5808
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Bob/Jeannie
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:17:26

    I used to be SOOOO jealous of Jeannie - especially her navel!
                        -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 5809
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Navel
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 07:10:19

    Hey.................................

    It might be said that my navel is my best part.............

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 5810
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Last....
    Subject: ...
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 14:55:24

    Your navel, or perhaps 6 inches below?

    Message: 5811
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Jeannie
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 18:08:38

            Are you saying your navel is the part of your anatomy that
    sticks out the most?

    Message: 5812
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Debate / dispute
    Subject: Jeannie's navel
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 18:11:16

            In "I Dream of Jeannie" her navel is not shown, in the original
    versions that is.
            That was considered too risque' back then.

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    Message: 2438
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Short Story
    Subject: Cont.
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:27:35

    ....."Oh thank you Todd! I never knew which end was up most of my life."
    Todd looked down at her with pity in his eyes. "What's the matter Ann? You
    can tell me."
    Between Ann's sobs, Todd got the sad story. "I'm jealous of Sandy Tood.
    She's so good, beautiful and wonderful. How can I compete?"
    Todd was amazed at this revelation and replied, "you of all people should
    not be jealous of Sandy. Why your figure is much more perfect than hers and
    even though she's younger, you look younger! Didn't you tell me she
    stretched out you bathing suit? Lost your beach ball in some dark cavern?
    You have none of these kind of problems dear and never will."
    "Oh Todd! You are so nice to say these things to me. Maybe I will get over
    this jealously after all. I think your a doll too and I just love big hunks
    like yourself."
    Ann and Todd slowly moved towards each other. Suddenly, the door swings open
    and Dandy Sandy is standing in the threshold with a scowl on her face. She
    looks at the two and says in a snarling voice .......

    Message: 2439
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Short Story
    Subject: story
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 07:14:14

    "You're dead meat, suckers!"  and fired the pistol in her left hand at
    Toadie and the AK47 in her right hand at Annie.  As the bullets hit their
    bodies the repulsive Toad cried,"  you've kilt little Annie Fannie, and now
    I'll never be able to..........."

    Message: 2440
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Short Story
    Subject: cont.
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 16:23:53

            ...... to sweet talk her out of her new VGA computer system!"
    Toady could barely finish his sentence. His life was draining out of him.
    His life flashed before him and regret upon regret passed before him.
            "If only ........," he whispered. Toady is now lying on the floor
    next to Ann. Ann-the only woman who ever chased him. Ann-the only person
    dumb enough to swallow his lines.
            Slowly approaching Sandy bends down to inspect the bodies.
            "Darn!" she mutters to herself. "One of my bullets missed the ten
    ring. What will they say at the range?" Realizing the vast amount of
    ridicule and shame she will receive for missing the ten ring she
    immediately begins First Aid treatment. The minutes ticked by slowly, but at
    last ..........

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     1:Todd cuts a fart and Ann......
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    Message: 3342
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Todd on Cliff
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:31:29

    If you are hinting that there may be something 'swishy' between Rod and
    Cliff - as I mentioned - I saw Cliff with his pants off and I promice you,
    he's all man!!! Heh heh heh. -=*) Ann (*=-
    P.S. Looking forward to checking out Rod at the first chance!

    Message: 3343
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: last.....
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 07:17:03

    Hey........................Annie..................

    Living dangerously, huh?  I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot Ukranian.

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 3344
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Shit-Chat!
    Subject: Ann!
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 18:16:16

            Put your tongue back in your mouth!

    Cliff had on a nice pair of 'Baby Blue' swim trunks.

    And as for your 'Beach Ball' ...........
    Surprises upon surprises, as I was doing the dishes, Cliff did indeed check.
                    Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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    Message: 318
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: JT
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:34:16

    Love your list! You're so nice. -=*) ANN (*=-

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     1:I think that Ibrahim Malluf should have honorary $tatus.  Also include his
     2:wife Jamiele.

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    Message: 60401
    Author: Michael Kielsky
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Travel
    Date: 08/17/89  Time: 22:18:13

    Well, I'll be off to a 'Tour of the Middle East' (sort of) on Monday.  Any
    recommendations/suggestions out there?

    Michael Kielsky

    Message: 60402
    Author: Mike Carter
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Paul
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 00:11:37

    Nyah Nyah. We got rain again tonite. I haven't had to set the
    sprinklers on for 5 days now...it rained on the night I water
    and tonite it rained again..so I wont have to use the water meter
    out front for the grass until Saturday..unless it rains between
    now and then.

    Ya just gotta know how to please God...like doing a little rain
    dance for him.

            -Mike

    Message: 60403
    Author: Mike Carter
    Category: On the Lighter Side
    Subject: Williams
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 00:14:04

    You've been eating too many Bic Macs...your posts have gone
    from Mac-induced delirium to Mac-induced miscarrages of
    McSpelling.
    I'll Mcbet you Mcsee "Mc" in mcfront of mceverything, mcdon't mcyou?

            McMike

    Message: 60404
    Author: David Carver
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Hawley/

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     1:        You know too much.  Besides, everyone knows that the people who
     2:log-in on Fridays have _ _ _ _ for brains.  (Mc_ _ _ _, that is.)
     3:end

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    Message: 60404
    Author: David Carver
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Hawley/60387
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 01:50:03

    It was a JOKE, bonehead.

    Message: 60405
    Author: Matt Helman
    Category: Sex & Love
    Subject: Robert Knee
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 02:09:15

    Actually, your wife is more beautiful when she's sitting in a redwood
    hot-tub sipping champagne, her slim white fingers and manicured, red-painted
    nails daintily grasping my hand.

    Message: 60406
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Kielsky
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 05:18:12

    Don't walk around looking like an American! Remember, Higgins was innocent
    too!

    Message: 60407
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Mike/rain dance
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 05:20:50

     We got a little more last night. Sort of selective. The middle of my
    driveway got wet, but the sides were dry. About a 4 or 5 ft. swath of my
    open patio in the yard also got wet, leaving the rest dry.
     Maybe I was only dancing on one foot?

    Message: 60408
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: News Today
    Subject: American Indians
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 06:42:12

    I never did understand the Indians, but after reading a 'letter to the
    Editor' this morning, I'm beginning to see the light ....
    They get ... free medical, education, exempt from taxes. They are able to
    demand stae benefits without paying into the state funds or taxes. They are
    a sovereign nation - they legally discriminate in enployment, housing,
    land/home ownership - the ability to own & operate a business and the right
    to vote in local elections. Non-indians are not allowed to use Indian
    hospitals (unless it's life threatening) - just as in South Africa!

    Now I understand a tad more! -=*) ANN (*=-
    P.S. I'm going to search my family tree with a magnifying

    Message: 60409
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Kielsky
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 14:58:41

    I'd leave your copy of Satanic Verses at home.

    Message: 60410
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Carver
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 15:01:09

    Let's cut your head off and see how much stimuli your body reacts too.

    (Hey, it was a joke.  Obviously a grasshopper can't hear with it's legs if
    it has none.)

    Message: 60411
    Author: Will Mattern
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Hawley
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 21:14:37

    Let me make it clear for you:  Omni never printed any such article.  It was
    my way of ridiculing the pseudo-scientific, new-age clap-trap that their
    magazine has come to represent.

    Message: 60412
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: McMike
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 22:04:02

            You know too much.  Besides, everyone knows that the people who
    log-in on Fridays have _ _ _ _ for brains.  (Mc_ _ _ _, that is.)

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     1:        Yeah, hide a cyanide tablet under your lapel, just in case.
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    Message: 538
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: Last
    Date: 08/18/89  Time: 15:01:51

    No, but Gabriel has a really big tongue.

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     1:        You know, if God was a woman I would want to have some really
     2:religious sex with her.  I'd bet that She would be the best lay in all the
     3:universe.  I'd probably come twice.  -ROD
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