### Apollo BBS Archive - May 11 - 12, 1989

    Mail from Nick Ianuzzi
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 04:52:30

    The Romans did not have the technology to save themselves from the poisonous
    effects of lead. I am convinced that this society will survive --- too many
    people are dedicating their lives to finding a safer, cleaner way to do
    things. Americans are remarkably resourceful and resiliant people. The
    pollution from automobiles and such is not as yet a major threat to our
    lives, yet we are the _first_ nation to create an agency whose sole duty is
    to protect the environment. It may get worse before it ultimately gets
    better, but I am convinced there is a solution and that it will be found in
    time.
    [A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

    Enter a line containing only an [*] to stop
     1:Okay then, never buy a auto with air conditioning or go into a building that
     2:uses air conditioning.  The hole gets bigger.

    Mail from Ann Oudin
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 07:56:17

    [A]bort, [N]ew only, [R]ead or [S]kip:Read

    The more I think about it, the more I'm sure you are right! Jeannie INNAJUG
    indeed! Sounds like a name Sandy would come up with. Have you noticed that
    when Sandy is busy, Jeannie doesn't log on regularly either. That's clue
    one! Ha. Oh well. I can't throw sticks. -=*) ANN (*=-
    [A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

    Enter a line containing only an [*] to stop
     1:        It was just a thought.  Their stories made me think of it again.
     2:The way each wrote was similiar.  Also they hate me equally.  -Rod

    Mail from Ann Oudin
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:34:45

    I hope Cliff is kidding about canceling the Kontest because of the posts
    I've been writing on the BB! That highly offended me. -=*) ANN (*=-
    [A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

    Enter a line containing only an [*] to stop
     1:I haven't seen the post you mentioned but if he said that then send him
     2:mail.

    Mail from Dustin Wood
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 19:26:30

            Rod, you have got to be kidding!!! I look good for my old age.
    [A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

    Enter a line containing only an [*] to stop
     1:        How do you figure you are in 'old age'?  The term old and young are
     2:misnomers.  All matter in the universe is of the same period.
     3:                JESUS SAVES, SATAN SPENDS  -Rod

    $tatus Club Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 5476
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Paul
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 14:30:02

    You haven't mentioned yet if you've read any of the stories. Your in some of
    them you know. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 5477
    Author: $ Peter Petrisko
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: SAVAGE
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 23:14:42

         According to "Computer Press", you're the sysop of The Ark.  Is this
    true, and if so, what happened to the Kocaks?

    Message: 5478
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 05:40:35

     On Cliff's recommendation, I read yours and Dean's. I found yours quite
    delightful, and Dean's somewhat confusing, but nobody said that a story had
    to make sense to everybody. Good job to both of you anyway.

    Message: 5479
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Peter
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 05:42:36

     Whoever puts out the "Computer Press" is incorrect. I am merely the
    assistant sysop. THe program, computer et al still belong to ROb Kocak.

    Message: 5480
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Paul/5478
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:28:13

    Thanks Paul for the compliment on my story. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 5481
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Stories
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 07:18:10

    Hey........................Paul...............

    C'mon, now, to be fair you gotta read them all.  Besidea, mine has a moral!

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 5482
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Dean's story/moral
    Date: 05/13/89  Time: 00:14:14

            Perhaps one day, Paul, you may find the meaning.  It may take a
    while though.  Perhaps never.   -Rod

    Apollo Underground Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 178
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: McCarron
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 17:59:06

    After consuming seven gallons of Wesson Oil, he choked to death on his own
    vomit.

    Message: 179
    Author: $ Traci Sibel
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last few
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 23:02:41

    Go to hell for what? I'm dead of an OD, remember?
    Dean is alive and well and tearing up the streets of Phoenix.

    Message: 180
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: JT/wesson oil
    Date: 05/13/89  Time: 00:15:14

            Is that your humble contribution to the Story Kontest?

    Creative Corner Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 2231
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: my vote
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 22:34:32

    I liked "An Audience with the King" the best.

    Message: 2232
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Vote
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:44:41

    I liked them all.
                      !!!SHOOT THEM ALL!!!!
                           RALPH

    The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 3082
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Dirty Movies
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 07:18:43

    Hey.................Y'all

         The only dirty movies I have seen that even tried to have a plot were
    The Devil in Miss Jones and Deep Throat.  (And that's "stretching it" for
    Deep Throat!)

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 3083
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: last
    Date: 05/13/89  Time: 00:16:52

            Sandy, I've seen a few but have never caught 'Deep Throat'.

    Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 58641
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Kontest/Unfair?
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 03:34:10

            Looks like I am going to cancel the ART SIG Story Kontest...
    As Ann pointed out, this is unfair for the people that can't hold a story
    line.  And since everyone can't win 1st place... this would degrade second
    place on down as their other skills don't count. Beautiful stories or
    beautiful bodies, I see no differance in the contest. A contest is a
    contest, and it takes work and skill to tone a body or write a winning
    story.

    The SYSOP speakethed  <---- I know that is wrong... no skill, so I should
    give up...right Ann?

    I protest spelling contests, as a bad speller can't win so it is unfair!

    Message: 58642
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: women
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 05:01:25

    You know, Ann, I think you're right. Have you ever seen an ugly fashion
    model? Hell, even those that model clothes for "big" women have pretty
    faces. This is pure exploitation. All this serves to do is give the average
    woman the false hope that _she_ can look as good as the model wearing that
    deigner outfit. "Fat" chance that the poor drudge of a housewife could
    accomplish that, huh?

    Message: 58643
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Contest
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 06:06:28

    I am short fat and WONDERFUL. I can win my own contest.
                         Love Ya
                         Ralph

    Message: 58644
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ralph/last
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 07:15:45

    Hey....................Ralphie...............

    Shoot 'em all!

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 58645
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: James H.
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 07:59:15

    To be honest, I never saw a Mr. America contest. Did see Mr. Olympus, Mr.
    Universe though. I like men and women's body building contests.
                               -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58646
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Steve/contests
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:00:59

    I disagree with you all except for the last part where you think beauty
    contests are silly. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58647
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: JT
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:14:00

    Yes, you are slow! To simplify it so that you will understand, - to use
    women's body's and sex appeal for selling cereal, a hunting magazine cover,
    beer, car, toothpaste, dental floss, soap powder commercials etc. is indeed
    'using women' where there is no connection what so ever! AND in that Swim
    suit edition because it also has nothing to do with it what so ever. It
    would be more suitable to have a male Swim Suit edition, however still
    silly! There is nothing wrong with porn - it is the people's choice on
    whether they want to see it or not and as I said before, it does not just
    show women. If you think beauty contests are so great, just tell me why they
    must pose in bathing suits? Also, what is the PURPOSE of them?
    Another thing - why should anyone get awards, glory laud and honor for their
    beauty because they happened to be born that way - genes? It takes no skill
    or effort! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58648
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Bob/magazine
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:16:53

    I will have to agree with that. It is still silly though. A Sears catalog
    would surfice and it's free. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58649
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/Kontest
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:23:18

    Don't you think your being unfair? Who ever wins that Kontest went to great
    effort and thought in their entry. Surely your not going to judge the
    Kontest by the person's beauty or sex?! I never ONCE said that I disagree
    with contests. Only beauty contests. Why are you holding me resposible?
                              -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58650
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Nick/models
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:30:22

    I like fashion models to be pretty, especially in cosmetics and clothes ads.
    This is an example to me on how to dress etc. But they don't need to have a
    look on their face of sexual lust to sell clothes or cosmetics. -=*) ANN
    (*=-

    Message: 58651
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/spelling
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:32:54

    But a bad speller can become a good one with practice. An ugly woman can
    only improve on her ugliness and NEVER be Miss America no matter what she
    does! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58652
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann's writing
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 11:13:36

            I don't want to be accused of 'exploiting' writers on Apollo to get
    callers to log in.  In a way, Apollo is selling a product, and usership is
    needed to assure survival.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    P.S.  J.T. sees through my kontest scheme (even if it was started by Dean
    H.) and that is why he won't write/upload a story.  J.T. being a good
    writer, does not wish to be exploited.

    Message: 58653
    Author: $ Steve MacGregor
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Thornburg/Contests
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 11:26:36

    Re:  "An ugly person can win a weight-lifting contest."

      Correct, but totally beside the point.  Yes, ugly people cannot win beauty
    contests, and puny people cannot win weight-lifting contests.
      The two do *not* differ in principle.  Anyone not suited for winning a
    contest of any given kind cannot win that kind of contest.  The principle is
    the *same* for both.

          =========  Pascal  #(O,O)#  Hoot!  MacProgrammer  =========

    Message: 58654
    Author: $ Steve MacGregor
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann/B-Contests
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 11:33:05

      *Why* do you disagree with beauty contests, but not other contests?
    Because they exploit women?  Spelling bees exploit good spellers, so why not
    disagree with them, too?  Weight-lifting contests exploit the muscle-bound
    in the same way.  Air-guitar contests exploit airheads.  In fact, *every*
    type of contest exploits people capable of winning it, so why single out
    beauty contests?
      Maybe it's because you're not pretty enough to win a beauty contest, but
    then, you're not a good enough speller to win spelling bee, and probably not
    strong enough to win a weight-lifting contest, or fast enough to win the
    Boston Marathon, or stupid enough to win an air-guitar contest.  So why
    single out beauty contests?

          =========  Pascal  #(O,~)#  Wink!  MacProgrammer  =========

    Message: 58655
    Author: $ Steve MacGregor
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Beauregard Hundo
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 11:37:04

      Jes, mi scias pri la esperanto-grupo de Fenisko.  Amiko (Roberto Enfield)
    estas ano, mi kredas.
      Vi mangxas cxe la kunvenoj?  Nu, vi cxiuj estas Baptistoj, cxu ne?  Kie vi
    kunvenas?  Kai kiam?

         =========  Pascal  #(O,O)#  Aidau!  MacProgrammer  =========

    Message: 58656
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Steve/B-contests
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 14:20:42

    How can I make it any clearer? ALL the contests you mention are about people
    that have earned the right to be there - studied long and hard - practiced
    for a year, maybe years to reach the top to be a contestant! With Beauty
    contests, that is not the case at all! They got there by sheer luck and
    perhaps with some pull from higher sorces! BTW - my question hasn't been
    answered so I'll ask it again --- Why do they have to have to put on bathing
    suits to be judged for their beauty anyway? Also, what IS beauty? I've seen
    a lot of people that would be considered ugly in societies standards, but I
    did not and found them quite beautiful in their unique way. I defy you to
    tell me all those puppets in a B-contest have any uniqueness about them!
    They walk around like living statues and mouth off words that they have
    rehearsed and they all look alike! Where's the challenge or contest in that?
                                   -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58657
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/Kontest
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 14:29:05

    Let me get this straight - you are canceling the Kontest and punishing the
    rest of the writers because I disagree with beauty contests and no other
    contests on the bulletin Board?? I always assumed that Apollo had a standard
    of free speech without condemnation except for an occasional trip to the
    Zone for posting the wrong things on the wrong boards??? If that be the
    case, then please remove my story from the Kontest and at least award the
    other's for their effort. I can see no fairness in your attitude.
    OR reasoning! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58658
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann/kontest
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 16:36:16

    It was shear luck that the people who entered the ART SIG Kontest belonged
    to the APOLLO BBS.  Of course, luck or being in the right place at the right
    time has a lot to do with any Kontest.  Just because one wins a spelling
    Kontest or a beauty Kontest, does not make that person the best in the
    world, but only the best of the people entered into said Kontest.
    Besides, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

    What Award?

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58659
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Oudin
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 17:56:23

    Every clarification you offer confuses me even more.  So let's try this
    again:

    OK, does not diminish freedom:
    Pornography ("the people's choice")
    Magazines devoted to photos of beautiful women in swimsuits
    All contests except beauty contests

    Bad, does diminish freedom:
    Beautiful women in advertisements for products
    Sports magazines with photos of beautiful women in swimsuits ("not their
    purpose")
    Beauty contests (because women pose in swimsuits)

    So, why is it OK for women to pose in swimsuits for magazines devoted to
    women in swimsuits, but not for beauty contests?  How can magazines with
    women in swimsuits have a purpose while beauty contests have none?
    And how in the heck does any of this diminish freedom?

    Message: 58660
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 19:08:27

    Sears DOES charge for their catalog.  $5 I think.

    Message: 58661
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann 2
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 19:10:16

    Most 'beauty' contests also feature a talent competition.  This takes it out
    of the looks only category.  Why do they have girls in bathing suits?  Gee,
    maybe people want to look at their breasts and thighs?

    Message: 58662
    Author: Perry Horner
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: HELLO
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 21:23:31

    Hey people!
            It`s been quite a while since I have been  on this board.
    Guess it is because I have been stuck up in the cold country of
    NAU.  Well, I only recognize a few of your names so to all I say
                    HI!!!

    later!
    Perry

    Message: 58663
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Stevo/kunvenoj
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 22:15:18

    Ni kunvenas monate cxe restoracio.  Cxi monaton ni estos cxe cxina
    restoracio en Tempe.

    Mi memoras ke vi estas amiko de Roberto, kaj jes, li estas ano.

    La adreso estas cxe University kaj Hardy en Tempe. Mi bedau'ras ke mi ne
    havas la nomon.  Eble gxi estas 'Happy Bowl'. Mi malkovros gxin kaj gxin
    diros al vi.

    Ankau' ni kunvenos lunde sen mangxo cxe ASU (Memorial Union) je 7:30-9:30
    ptm.  Tiuj kunvenoj komencos je la 6a de Junio (gxis la fino de la somera
    klasoj de la universitado).

    Ronaldo

    Message: 58664
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 22:32:53

    Ahem.  May I remind you that this is an English only state.

    Message: 58665
    Author: $ Traci Sibel
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: one before last
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 23:12:20

    Qu'est ca?

    Message: 58666
    Author: $ Peter Petrisko
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: CLIFF
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 23:18:58

         JT will write ANYTHING, as long as he doesn't have to sign his name to
    it.

    Message: 58667
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Question?
    Subject: last..
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 23:41:19

    Are you saying he is embarrassed or ashamed of his work?  Is he really a
    janitor in Washington D.C.?

    Cliff

    Message: 58668
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 03:28:05

    I heard he cleans up the Metro.

    Message: 58669
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: this discussion
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 03:48:31

    This discussion is getting ugly.

    Message: 58670
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann/contests
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 05:30:08

    Re: female body building contests....if there is anything feminine or
    desirable about a musclebound woman, I fail to see it.
     The sexes were created to be attracted to each other, not repulsed by each
    other, and there are few things about the female anatomy that repuls me more
    than a bunch of bulging muscles.

    Message: 58671
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann/SI
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 05:33:20

    I see nothing out of context with a swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated.
    After all, there are literally hundreds of thousands of men whose favorite
    sport is girl watching, especially on the beach. You might call those new
    swimsuit styles necessary (or at least helpful) accoutrements to the sport.
    (wink)

    Message: 58672
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Cliff/Kontest
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:04:59

    It is far from sheer luck that we belong to Apollo BBS! No doubt all of us
    searched around, chose Apollo and then paid our money to join! What's luck
    got to do with it?
    Re: you comment that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' - how can you
    make that statement and still like beauty contests? Isn't that a
    contradiction? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58673
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: JT/B.C. etc.
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:20:25

    Talk about confusing! Your certainly doing a good job of it.
    Simplication: If they use a woman's body and sex appeal to advertize
    something totally irrelevant to said product, that's exploitation.
                         QUESTIONS?
    1. (again!) In beauty contests, why do they have to pose in swin suits to be
    judged for their beauty?
    2. Why does a strickly sports magazine need a 'swim suit' edition?
    3.Why does a woman in a bikini pose with a rifle and buck deer on the cover
    of a hunting magazine? What has that got to do with the contents?
    4. Why does a box of cereal that tastes like horse fodder have to have a
    woman on the box with lust in her eyes?
    You say it sells the products? I feel that Madison Avenue is telling you
    that!
    About two years ago, I saw a TV commercial for some toilet bowl cleaner. The
    lovely, beautiful woman that was bikini clad, was pouring the gumk down the
    toilet and some guy in the back ground was saying "By using this product, it
    gave the lovely time for play"! and then the final scene, she ran out the
    door to a car full of hunks (4) and she gave a backward glance over her
    shoulder to the viewers to imply 'this can happen to you'! That's
    exploitation and idiotic. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58674
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: James H.
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:21:11

    How much is the Sports Illustrated swim suit issue? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58675
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Paul/body builders
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:25:32

    I also do not think there is anything feminine or beautiful about women body
    builders, but that is not why they compete in such contests. Ditto the men
    too. Muscles do not make the man! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58676
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul/last
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:27:21

    I might be mistaken, but I think there is a magazine called 'Girl watching'!
    Why don't you buy that instead? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58677
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Girls
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 06:56:02

    I enjoy going to Metro and just sit and watch the braless girls
    bounce by. OH MY!!!!
                     Ralph

    Message: 58678
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Bounce
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 07:16:13

    Hey...................Ralphie...............

         Now you're hitting too close to home!  What about some of us poop
    females that don't bounce at all?

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 58679
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Jeannie/last
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 15:45:22

    What kind of females?

    Message: 58680
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last two
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 15:53:37

    I think Jeannie said "Poop females"...  and they blame men for degrading
    remarks, they should listen to themselves.   Geesh!

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58681
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Oudin
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 16:12:00

    You still have not made your point clear.  What is it that you object to
    about beauty contests, commercials featuring beautiful women, and the Sports
    Illustrated swimsuit issue, that they do not have in common with swimsuit or
    pornography magazines?

    Message: 58682
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Traci
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 20:10:32

    Est-ce que tu parles francais?

    Message: 58683
    Author: Jeff Watkins
    Category: Vote
    Subject: BBS (602) 971-2454
    Date: 05/12/89  Time: 23:32:38

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    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Friday Night
    Date: 05/13/89  Time: 00:25:35

            This message was downloaded after an auto-log-in.  I am out chasing
    skirts right now.  But since Cliff said that hardly anyone logs in on a
    Friday night, I just thought I would help with the message base.
                                    Adios,  -Rod

    Message: 58685
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Explortation
    Date: 05/13/89  Time: 00:29:17

            I think that everyone prostitutes themself.  If you have a boss
    and he or she gives you a distasteful task to do and you want to keep your
    job then you have little choice.  Even if you are self employed you must not
    be too independent because you may find yourself without rent money.
            Everyone is a hooker for something.  If you are still a kid then
    peer pressure will usually cause one to do something they disfavor.
            Me, I think I'll become a pimp.

    Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 355
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: Rod & Cliff
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 05:57:29

    It would be nice if both of your heads would fall through
    your asshole and you broke your necks. It would make for a better
    world.
                     !!!!SHOOT THEM ALL!!!!

    Message: 356
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ralph
    Date: 05/11/89  Time: 08:26:09

    Hey Ralphy! You got 'insult' talent too! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 357
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Old Fart Ralph
    Date: 05/13/89  Time: 00:31:10

            Touche'    -Rod

              P.S.  Ralphie, me boy.......check out the number of this message
    and just remember to be a good little boy in the future, okay?

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