### Apollo BBS Archive - August 26, 1989

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    Message: 5831
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 04:15:51

    Yeah, the post office loves us.

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    Message: 351
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Last
    Date: 08/25/89  Time: 17:16:51

    I said ONLY BBS members!  Satan failed to pay his dues.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Besides, God would knock the snot out of Satan if he showed his face.

    Message: 352
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: SYSOP Speaks
    Subject: I speak GT
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 01:06:51

            Today.... at 7:00pm...the Underground Apollo GT!  Be there!

    Smile!

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 353
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 05:38:12

    Can I bring my wife?

    Message: 354
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ralphy/last
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:17:50

    NO! Don't bring Rose. How can I flirt with you if she's around? Geeze!
                           -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 355
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Satan
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 11:44:00

    Well, Dean Hathaway is really Satan.  Therefore he won't be at the GT.
    Another good reason he won't or can't be there is he is out of town until
    next week.  Besides, doesn't God love Satan as much as you or I or even
    more.  And another thing, would the two, both God & Satan have to be in the
    same room in order for God to knock the tar out of him, Satan?  Even though
    the universe is quite large by the human standard, to God the universe would
    be like the same room.  So, pray tell, why doesn't God knock the tar out of
    Him right now?  They are, in effect, in the very same room?  What's the
    matter?  -Rod

    Message: 356
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 12:31:06

    I will be there. Nick said that he would have to be there late (probably
    8:30) due to other duties...

    Message: 357
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Nick/GT
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:05:56

    Sure, right, okay, you bet.  Yeah.

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    Message: 544
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Hell
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 13:28:10

    "Hell is other people." -- Sartre

    Message: 545
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Hell
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:07:02

    "Hell is NOT knowing other people." -Williams

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    Message: 60539
    Author: Steve Norman
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Dan Quayle
    Date: 08/25/89  Time: 17:25:55

    I heard on the radio that Vice President Dan Quayle admitted that he likes
    to torture the family cat by picking it up by its tail and spinning it
    around.  I find it outrageous that the vice president of the United States
    would engage in such foolish, destructive, malicious behavior.  I suggest
    that everybody write to their senators (Barry Goldwater and Dennis
    DeConcini) and request that Vice President Quayle be impeached for this ugly
    behavior.

    Message: 60540
    Author: Marjorie Martie
    Category: Sex & Love
    Subject: donavon
    Date: 08/25/89  Time: 18:22:50

    He has long brown hair and he belongs to me even
    though I am going to be about 2000 miles away.

    Message: 60541
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:13:42

    I meant the head on JT's neck! Isn't that permissable

    Message: 60542
    Author: Frank Halliday
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Insidious recidivism
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:47:26

    Is anyone else as disturbed as I am by the insidious recidivism of the
    nomenclature of Indian restaurants?

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    Message: 60544
    Author: Martin Cohen
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Halliday
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:13:51

    I am also disturbed by the insidious recidivism of the nomenclature of
    Indian resturants.  But don't forget that in the United States, coarsening
    of cultural attitudes toward the Third World reached its apotheosis in the
    figure of Rambo, a cataleptic mass murderer inflated into a national hero.
    This carnival of division and prejudice, while feeding on factitious
    history, has been compounded by a denial of real history, of the past causes
    of present problems and trends.

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    Message: 60545
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Rambo
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 18:29:14

    What?  Rambo isn't real?

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    Message: 541
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 05:32:07

    What
    is
    HELL?

    Message: 542
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: Ralphy/last
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 07:24:38

    This planet is hell - no place else. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 543
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: Ralphie/Hell
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 11:46:40

    Hell is humans inflicting their will on others.

    Message: 546
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Hell
    Date: 08/26/89  Time: 17:29:26

    "Hell is knowing Rod Williams." -Cliff

                                            Ha ha ha ha ah haha  I wanna Cry!

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