### Apollo BBS Archive - December 6, 1988

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    Message: 4875
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Re: my poem
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 06:44:13

    I posted it here about 6 months ago and will do so again tomorrow, but I
    can't remember what name I filed it under at the moment. Actually - the
    entire thing is kind of a puzzle - I entered this poem in a contest put out
    by a magazine called World of Poetry - I got back a letter stating I was in
    the top ten runner ups and they would notify me if they publish my poem. I
    really believed this was just a ginnic to get me to subscribe to their
    magazine and forgot about it. A couple months later I got this award
    certificate - here again, I still thought it was a gimmic and threw it in a
    drawer somewhere and havn't been able to find it - then much to my
    amazement, they sent that check - which I gladly cashed - yet - I have not
    recieved the magazine yet with my poem in it which they said they'd send to
    me. I Can't find that magazine anywhere either. I just know that their check
    was good! Ha.

    Message: 4876
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Carter
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 09:24:49

    I saw this amazingly ugly person in a commercial that resembles you
    perfectly.  Moonlighting?

    Message: 4877
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Question?
    Subject: B.Dog
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 15:37:02

            Are you telling me that one needs a license to Sky Dive?

    Message: 4878
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Ann/poem
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:44:10

            Where's my cut?

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    Message: 1981
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Last
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 15:38:23

            Good! Now I can get control of your mind and convert you .......
    hehehehe

    Message: 1982
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Sandy
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:44:52

            Have at it and good luck.

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    Message: 2404
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: my horn
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 01:47:04

    I've also installed a PA system and voice synthesizer that blares "in God we
    trust" every time I turn right.

    Message: 2405
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Up Yours
    Subject: Nick/last
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 15:40:27

            Are your right turns so bad that all must Trust In God as you
    turn right?
                    Thanks for the warning ......

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    Message: 2406
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: last
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:46:20

            Nick has so many dings and dents in his Vega, I would'nt be
    surprised if you were correct, Sandy.

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    Message: 55899
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/molesters
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 05:10:45

    "There are many, many more Christian child molesters than there are atheist
    child molesters."
    Probably, since there are many, many more Christians than there are
    atheists. You would probably find the percentages about the same, since
    becoming a Christian does not make one perfect, just forgiven. And no, I am
    not condoning sinful or unlawful acts committed by Christians, or anyone
    else. I personally believe that child molesters, regardless of their
    beliefs, should have the offending members removed surgically, with a dull
    knife, and then be required to carry a sign wherever they go that announces
    their aberration to the world. They should also have a sign, at least 3' by
    5' attached to both front and back doors of their house, declaring the place
    to be a danger area for all children.

    Message: 55900
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/ The GAmes
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 06:30:11

    Tell me about The Games - what's it about? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 55901
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Taranto
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 06:32:07

    According to Barbara Walters, that 5% is the norm - not of priests alone.

    Message: 55902
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: For sale
    Subject: Games
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 07:59:59

    Cliff I am on my way over as soon as you get out of the sack.
                                  :-) Ralph :-)

    Message: 55903
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul/molesters
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 16:50:43

            You figured it out.  Of course there are more Christians therefore
    more Christian child molesters.  Right you are, you saw right through the
    crap and gave the correct answer. (FACT)
            When a person of the 'cloth' molests a child, I wonder what that
    does to their little minds.  If a shoe salesman molests a child, I believe
    permanent damage would be done but someone who teaches religion, wow.
    Perhaps the child would have a better chance of becoming an atheist.
                                    Rod