### Apollo BBS Archive - June 1, 1989

    $tatus Club Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 5556
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: JT/GT
    Date: 05/31/89  Time: 20:25:06

      I'm sorry to hear that you will not be in attendence. I hadn't really
    expected you to be able to come, but you would have been welcome.
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 5557
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/GT
    Date: 05/31/89  Time: 20:27:32

      We won't be serving any drugs, unless you can find something in the
    bathroom medicine cabinet that you would like to try.
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 5558
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod's drugs
    Date: 05/31/89  Time: 20:57:29

    How about Pepsi?

    Message: 5560
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 05/31/89  Time: 22:52:21

    I can't make it.

    Message: 5561
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Yuppie Grocery Store
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:43:28

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT KILL IT!

    (ahem; excuse me)

    Message: 5562
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/Drug Menu
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:45:44

    Ah, the usual stuff... Children's Kaopectate, Tylenol 3, Ipecac...

    Message: 5563
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Future GT Plan
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:46:48

    Have a house in the Christown area. Could start with a movie at Mann's, and
    meander around, spill over to the house and be obnoxious.

    Message: 5564
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Get-Togethers
    Subject: Dean's GT...
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 11:44:42

            Well, you/we had better mention about this GT on the PUBlic/main
    Board or B. Doggy will boycott us.  Looks like it is a 'GO'.....

            So, at 6pm Saturday we all will meet over at Dean Hathaway's place
    (where ever that may be?)......

            Please respond if you ARE going or are NOT going so Dean may get a
    count.  (know if he should panic or not)

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    P.S.  There will be NO recreational drugs permitted!  ...right Dean?

    Message: 5565
    Author: $ Peter Petrisko
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: LAST
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 12:21:40

         Dean being a Libertarian, he will probably let every person attending
    decide for him/herself whether or not to take recreational drugs.

    Message: 5566
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Drugs...
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 14:52:30

            Then I will not be able to attend this GT if recreational drugs are
    permitted.  And that is final!

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 5567
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 17:47:29

    Now we know how to get Cliff to stay home from GT's...

    Message: 5568
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 19:48:20

    Hey................Ya'll..................

    Have a good time without me.

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 5569
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:31:45

            I'll go even if Cliff boycotts the GT ........

    I love a good libertarian!

    Message: 5570
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Todd/drugs
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:19:27

            I'd rather have Coke.

    Message: 5571
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:23:25

            My daughter Christian is getting married this Sunday, June 4th.  I
    will try to make it but I don't know how many last minute details I will
    have shoved in my face.  I niether like or attend marriages or FUNerals but
    since I am the girl's father it would be quite difficult to escape this one.
    But I sure would like to.  People are attending from all over the country
    and it is my job to walk her down the aisle although I would rather have
    Paul Savage's clown do it for me.
            I'll give, getting to the GT, my bestus shot.  -Rod

    Creative Corner Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 2294
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Story contest
    Date: 05/31/89  Time: 22:53:24

    Dean's right.

    Message: 2295
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/2293 Story Idea
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:39:23

    I'd be interested in reading it, as long as it doesn't picture me in a
    three-piece suit with an 800 number and credit card icons under my face,
    smashing helpless atheists with sacred steel tipped boots or a spiked Bible.

    Message: 2296
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Review/Critique
    Subject: Last
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:36:23

            You should not have said what you just said, Daryl ........
    Now you have given Rod one of his original ideas .........

    p.s.
            The book will be out tomorrow.

    Message: 2297
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Movie
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:45:33

            Went and saw a movie someone suggested to me ..... was it you, Ann?
    It was called "The Adventures of Baron Munchhousen" ..........
    Cute movie.
    I liked it.

    Message: 2298
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Daryl/steel tipped
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:24:58

            Have you been snooping in my office?

    The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 3125
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Sandy/Debbie
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:49:07

    "Debbie Does Every Noddlebrain Countryass Dumbfuck in Dallas." I think it
    was shot in Shamrock, too.

    Message: 3126
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Rod/3083
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:50:12

    Glad you haven't caught "Deep Throat" yet. They say there's no cure yet.

    Message: 3127
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Todd/3091
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:54:18

    With the lack of dialogue, and brainless male actors in them, I think they
    degrade men far more then they do women.

    [Door opens.]

    Businessman: So, you're looking for a job?

    Woman: Yes, I am.

    B: Well, you're going to [forgets lines] show me your qualifications.

    W: Right here in this room, you brainless wonder?

    B: [forgets lines] Yes.

    Message: 3128
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann/3108
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:59:34

    Well, if you want to go from the dog-breeding standpoint from where "Bitch"
    derives, then I believe the mail title equivalent would be "Stud."

    Message: 3129
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Sandy
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 09:01:15

    Bug fucker?

    How about needledick.

    Message: 3130
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Daryl/names
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 10:07:40

    Yeah - I can see it now ....
    Man talking to another man: "Hey Joe! Did I tell you I finally got rid of
    that 'Bitch' I married?"
    Woman talking to another woman" "Hey Suzie! Did I tell you I finally got rid
    of the 'Stud' I married?"
    Same story - but different translation er? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 3131
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Bitch/Stud/last
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:00:01

    Hey................Annie...............

         I think you've got the right idea there.  When someone complains about
    a woman being a bitch they're usually complaining about the more
    objectionable aspects of an unpleasant woman, sort of an unmitigated female.

         I think there is some sort of a word for a macho stud male who
    exemplifies the worst aspects of "maleness" amplified.  I'm not sure "stud"
    is the right word, but I've seen men that have that objectionable aspect.

         It's as though all the bad or objectionable characteristics of a person
    come out without any softening or moderating influence.  I think every woman
    has known some woman that no other woman could get along with, even though
    she seemed to attract men to her.  In the same way, there are men that no
    other guys like, but they seem to attract some hapless female who doesn"t
    have good sense.

    Who knows?

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 3132
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Re-BuTTal
    Subject: Bugs & needles
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 20:43:46

            I see we saw the same movie ....... "Outrageous Fortune"!
    Comparing the dead man's 'virtues' to their lover-in-common's tickled my
    funny bone. Something about those words ..... Needle Dick and Bug Fucker
    ----- hahahahaha ------ just thinking about it puts a smile on my face.

    Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 58980
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Greeking..
    Date: 05/31/89  Time: 21:06:38

            English being the official language of the State has nothing to do
    with coding mail so only the party it is ment for can read it.  The post is
    still in English.  Besides, I am not part of STATE Government, and that is
    the only entity the law was ment for.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58981
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann/Grand PriX
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:30:40

    Well, I figure you'll probably end up paying that much in taxes for it
    right? So, go down and demand your shade seat, PAID IN FULL.

    Message: 58982
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/Greeking
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:31:30

    It was a cheap sexual pun, Cliff.

    Message: 58983
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/Grand PriX
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:32:08

    I say we break into the maintenance yard the night before, and CHIP SEAL the
    route!

    Message: 58984
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod;Cliff/Greeking
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 08:35:25

    (Sound of a car whizzing past Cliff's head at top speed)

    or

    (Sound of an airplane whizzing over Cliff's head at top speed)

    Message: 58985
    Author: $ Peter Petrisko
    Category: Question?
    Subject: SYSOP/#58980
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 12:19:10

         If you're not part of the STATE Government, exactly what part of the
    government ARE you affiliated with ---???

    Message: 58986
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last on Peter/58985
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 15:06:15

            I am not responsible for anyone but myself.   I do not recognize
    Miz Mofford as our Governor and I am not part of State Government since they
    chose to ignor my ballot.  I hold no allegiance to the existing tyrant
    establishment.
            Are you Peter, affiliated with the current Government and the
    Phoenix forty? (Since that's who pulls Miz Moffords strings and the rest of
    the corrupt government of Arizona?)

            I have never seen such reckless spending................

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58987
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 17:50:30

    (Since Paul isn't around...)

    It seems you've forgotten your buddy Reagan pretty quickly!

    Message: 58988
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: last...
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 18:28:14

            We were talking about 'STATE' Government you big silly....

    And besides, my 'Buddy' Reagan.... is not in office you fool!
    At last glance, it was a Mr. Bush as President and some kid as V.P.

    The only stand I have seen Bush make was on the abortion issue, and on
    everything else like the gun issue, I have been disappointed.  This is the
    year I may switch to Libertarian if anyone would take them seriously.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58989
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff/libertarians
    Date: 06/01/89  Time: 21:52:54

            The Party is growing.  Eight out of ten people have never heard of
    the Libertarians but after I kick them with my steel-toed combat boots, they
    listen up.  (Just kidding)  If everyone 'told a friend' there would be
    reason to believe that in four years the party would be strong as well as
    large.  A Libertarian President would change this nation, providing Congress
    was well stocked with members of that Party.  The changes that would occur
    would most probably parrallel what is, and has been, happening in Holland
    these past ten years.  I could live with that.

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