### Apollo BBS Archive - May 24, 1989

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    Message: 5524
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Me
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 22:45:20

    I won't be back in town until around June 18th.

    Message: 5525
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GTs
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 23:34:16

    Perhaps you and Jeannie should meet in Balboa Park?

    Message: 5526
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 13:12:30

    I'm all for a GT before summer gets us all down.  What's the matter with an
    evening at one of the Pizza parlors, I think there's one at 43rd & Bell, a
    Peter Piper Pizza????

                                                       ****  Gary   ****

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    Message: 2273
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 07:10:49

    Hey....................Annie..................

    The wet shorts contest could be about as exciting as scooping old dog-doo
    out of the back yard!

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 2274
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Jeannie/dog doo
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 16:14:31

            You're the second person I've met in my life that finds scooping
    doggie doo a thrill.   What is it about the stuff that pleases you?
                                    Confused
                                      Rod

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    Message: 58875
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Sandy/advert
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 23:33:39

    ... or else?

    Message: 58876
    Author: Little Girl
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: me
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 00:34:39

    I'm a cute little cupcake --- BAKED BY THE DEVIL!!

    Message: 58877
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: News Today
    Subject: Desk Clerk?
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 00:56:34

            Guess who applied for Desk Clerk at Yavapai Hall?
    A one Mizz Heather (Spaz) Brown!  As I understand from my source, she will
    begin in August.  Her application was very impressive to say the least.
            Yavapai Hall is in Tucson by the way....

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58878
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 02:34:58

    Actually it's Heather L. Brown.  Tucson?  Almost as bad as Phoenix...

    Message: 58879
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: War!
    Subject: Sandy
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 06:26:16

    Re: your 'wormy' drawing of me, splattered all over the B.B. -- SO! Mrs.
    Winters! You want to start that kind of stuff again do you? For the life of
    me, I can't understand why because you'll lose in the long run and always
    have. (1) I'm a better artist than you are. (2) I have much MORE time than
    you have. (3) I have a much more vivid imagination in such details as
    grossness, morbidity and gore than you have and (4) I draw much more true to
    life than you do! I'm sure all the members remember clearly the life like
    drawing I made of you last year - the one I took from a photo of you! How
    could they forget all the true life details in that one? Do you want to
    think this over and apologize now, before it's too late? A worm indeed!
                                -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58880
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Daryl/Kontest
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 06:27:40

    Just curious - why did you say "some of them were a little TOO biting for my
    tastes"? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58881
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Bob/equality
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 06:38:38

    You said - "equality between the sexes" and "Equal Rights" and then went on
    to say "It will never happen!" I disagree heartily! Women will eventually
    make it come about. Not only that, but I also think that somewhere in the
    future and not too distant, women will turn the tables and it will be a
    women's world! We already have a giant foot in the door of the working
    world. We have found out we don't need men to be successful or happy. I.E.
    being a housewife and having a man support you! Yearly, I see more and more
    women becoming invester's in real estate, stock market, bonds, Futures etc.
    Twenty years ago, this was a rarity. Women have made great gains in the
    lasts several years and I don't see it waning in the least. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58882
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Contest
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 07:08:25

    Hey.........................Everyone..............

    I watched the Miss Universe Contest last night, just because Annie's so much
    opposed to it.  Can't say I was terribly impressed.  Very few of those young
    women are really "beautiful", mostly lots of skillfully applied makeup.  I
    thought Miss Holland was cute, though.  But some of the girls just looked
    "hard."

         As for the swimsuit competition, they didn't let anyone get a good look
    at anything.  I show off more than most people could see when I wash the
    car!  I thought that most of the contestants had a real problem with their
    hair.  It seemed that all of those long haired ladies spent more time
    shaking their hair out of their faces than they did anything else.

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Message: 58883
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: War!
    Subject: Ann....
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 09:53:40

            If you will look at Sandy Winters login a little closer, you will
    note the time of login is when she was at your place....
            Personaly, I think the worm is a good likeness, and besides, it's
    only to push a story and maybe win a ote or two!

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58884
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: CONTEST
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 13:09:11

    Hey!!!! No fair begging for votes!  'Specially when you put such a true to
    life picture of one of the authors on the screen.  You've got to read the
    stories and vote accordingly!

                                                       ****  Gary   ****

    Message: 58885
    Author: $ Bob Thornburg
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 14:34:31

    Re:  "Not only that, but I also think that somewhere in the
    future and not too distant, women will turn the tables and it will be a
    women's world!"

    You're joking of course.

    Re:  "We already have a giant foot in the door of the working
    world."

    You have what men have decided to let you have.  The men run the world, make
    the laws, judge the laws with few exceptions.  The men in congress decided
    to *let* the women have equal rights as they saw fit.

    Re:  "Women have made great gains in the
    lasts several years and I don't see it waning in the least."

    Burning your bras was a great gain?  The world is very low in the fairness
    catagory.  The men always have and always will control the world.  The
    system (set up by men) has occasionally granted women a favor, but that's
    the extent of it.

    I'm not saying it is right; I'm just saying that's the way it is.  Sorry!

    Message: 58886
    Author: $ Bob Thornburg
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Kontest
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 14:38:14

    Well, I finally downloaded all the stories and read them.

    I vote for Rod!

    Gary and Sandy were a close second.

    I always did favor Science Fiction.

    Message: 58887
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cupcake
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 16:18:59

            I always preferred Devil's food.

    First name:BOB
    Last name:THORNBURG
    Send mail to Bob Thornburg:Yes

    Enter a line containing only an <*> to stop
     1:Thank you very much.  I appreciate your vote.  Actually there was a long
     2:ending but then it would have been a book.  The two survive, one a white
     3:male, the other a black female.  This solves the racial problem.  Also with
     4:the technology that these two, Adam and Eve, possess, there would be only
     5:one language for the future people.  This solves problem number two.  They
     6:have the radio from the ship and the technology to be in communication with
     7:their offspring from there on.  They know what to avoid in the future, such
     8:as internal combustion automobiles and bombs.  In fact, it would be clear to
     9:the children of Cliff and Yasmin that everyone would be related, brother and
    10:sister.  It's like starting over with science minded people in charge.
    11:        Again, thanks Bob.              -Rod

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    Message: 389
    Author: $ God Jehovah
    Category: GOD's Word!
    Subject: Creation
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 14:59:03

            Rod, there is no hope for you my son.  When I created you, I was
    trying something new and I forgot to give you reasoning power.

            Sorry about that Rod_______  Love God

    Message: 390
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: Jehovah, the dork
    Date: 05/24/89  Time: 16:29:52

            Okay, fine, Mr. Creator.  Then UN-create my little ass.  Do it now,
    right now.  Make it so I no longer exist, have no memory, nothing, zip.

            Oh, I get it, you are a vengeful bastard, you want to play games,
    you want me to suffer for all eternity.  Do it then, prickface, that is if
    you are man enough.  Here's spit in your eye, halfwit.

            (Hell, man, my six year old son could have designed a better working
    environment what you came up with.  You can't even make a good world.
    Sicko!!!!!!!!!!!
                                    R O D

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