### Apollo BBS Archive - October 5, 1988

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    Message: 4384
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/last
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 05:22:57

    Well, that explains a lot!
     Anybody who would consider the Sun a source of reliable information should
    have a negative outlook!

    Message: 4385
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Chris
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 09:14:35

    Happy Birthday fellow and many more. =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 4386
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: David/smoking
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 09:19:30

    My Arce! That's where I took up smoking to begin with! I am a native
    Californian - born in L.A. at the general hospital. I lived in Hollywood on
    Sunset blvd. during the so called Hippy Generation and can say with fact
    that smoking was the least they were doing and I doubt they have changed!
    Boyee! Could I tell you some stories that would make you blush! (Let me
    clarify - I was not involved - only an observer! Ha) =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 4387
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: For Chris Neal
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 13:25:43

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    Message: 4388
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 14:11:46

    Thanx a million!

    -Chris

    Message: 4389
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Todd
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 14:12:18

    Thanx, it looks a little small but I'll wash it and see!!!

    Thanx!
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    Message: 4390
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 21:08:00

    In Del Mar, a measure to totally ban smoking in public places was narrowly
    defeated.  Of course, that's the People's Republic of Del Mar.  Elsewhere in
    California, there's a little more tolerance for smokers -- but not much.
    Trust me, California's changed a little since you lived here.  We even have
    indoor plumbing now.  (I have a feeling I'm going to wish I hadn't said
    that).

    Message: 4391
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Paul
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 21:23:14

            I went to Walgreens this evening and they carry the World News.  The
    headline, Mother confesses, "I am Carrying Satan's Baby."
            Just thought you'd like to know.

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    Message: 4395
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Paul/Walgreens
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 22:35:15

    That's nothing. I walked by Revco inside Maryvale Mall the other day, and
    they had a "Halloween Sale" poster that showed two kids in Halloween
    costumes, going through their Trick-Or-Treat bags. On the poster, directly
    below the photo of the children, it advertised a sale on Tylenol.

    Message: 4396
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: 1967
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 22:55:07

            I was in Tiverton R.I.......  So what!

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    Message: 1033
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Review/Critique
    Subject: Mike - your doodle
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 09:21:41

    That was very good. Wish you'd enter more so I can get some fresh ideas. By
    the way - did Cliff ever say we were going to have a Halloween Kontest?
    =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 1034
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: MIke
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 09:24:24

    I think there is only 76 per line. At least I set my margins at that and
    have had no trouble. I try not to go that far really - just in case. Of
    course you know we only have 24 lines long! =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 1035
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Mike
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 21:08:49

    I liked it.

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    Message: 2069
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Last 2
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 01:14:14

    That is pure Bullshit....  Say you are an army ant and you live with 10,000
    other army ants and you guys don't like your nieghbors fifty feet to the
    west, the fire ants.  So, you guys sign a treaty to disarm and be peaceful
    forever, after awhile someone within one of the colonies WILL eventually
    become stingy enough to WANT the rest of the land so thier colony can expand
    due to a population increase (over time), therefor leading to a fight.  What
    difference does it make if they use pieces of sand, rocks, leaves, tree
    branches, trees, guns, lasers, atomic bombs, hand grenades, nuclear weapons,
    thermal nuclear weapons, or what have you, it is still be WAR, the threat of
    war!!  O.k.!   It is not a pretty sight.  But niether is RAPE, ROBBERY,
    DRUGS, or any other violent act!!!!

    So cut us some slack with your Disarmorment B.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THERE ALWAYS HAS BEEN *AND* *ALLWAYS* WILL BE A GREEDY ONE IN THE BUNCH!!!!

    If you don't like it, then get the F*CK off my PLANET!!!!! (HAHAHAAA)

    Seriously, You can only trust the people THAT YOU KNOW PERSONNALY, so who's
    to say if we sign a treaty with the U.S.S.R. that they won't stab us in the
    back...  It is in Russia's so called Constitution that they will do thier
    best to *OWN* the world *AT ANY COST*!
    I personnaly don't like the idea of weapons or war BUT!,
    that is a small price to pay for * * F R E E D O M * *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Message: 2070
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: I have a problem ...
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 09:31:38

    ... with Thang! He is deteriorating fast and I don't know what to do.
    Yesterday I went out there and looked and his head was cracked! It is
    covered up too! On the main shaft, the paint is peeling and cracking too.
    Will the culprit --- oops! -- I mean the artist that did this sculpture
    please come forward and tell me what to do! If not - this work of art will
    not be around long enough for other members to see and will not be a fit
    mascot. The nights have not been that cold to do this damage and he's under
    a canapy - leak proof and is not exposed to the elements anyway. HELP!
    =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 2071
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Answer !
    Subject: Last
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 13:15:00

    No...  I won't say it.  Someone else will have to.

    Message: 2072
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Re-BuTTal
    Subject: Neal/russia
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 19:03:15

    I hear you idiots making lots of claims about the Soviet constitution...
    care to type in appropriate chapter and verse?

    Your fire ant/black ant analogy, while very entertaining, completely misses
    the point.  We are all HUMAN.  Not only are we genetically the same, we can
    actually *think* about the consequences of our actions, and *choose* the
    right path to make this world a better, more sane, place.

    Message: 2073
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 21:14:18

    Put a condom on it.

    (Was that it, Todd?)

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    Subject:World Peace

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    Message: 2076
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 22:37:26

    Being a papier-mache/clay-type substance, you should probably keep it damp.

    Message: 2077
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: B-Dog
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 23:00:16

            My great grand parents were MURDERED by Russians in Estonia.....
    Do not give me any bull shit about trusting Russians....  I hate the ass
    holes... they have the wool pulled over your eyes, don't they.
    If you buy their line, you are DEAD!

    Drunk as a skunk.... Cliff to x sysop of Apollo...  Fuck you all!

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    Message: 54465
    Author: $ Jim Lippard
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: 54451
    Date: 10/04/88  Time: 23:49:33

    "Theoretically, one pound of plutonium uniformly distributed could give
    everyone on the planet a fatal case of lung cancer."  Sure, and a few boxes
    of straight pins properly distributed around the planet could give everyone
    anterograde amnesia.

    Message: 54466
    Author: $ Jim Lippard
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: debate
    Date: 10/04/88  Time: 23:50:42

    This Thursday at UofA the Student Libertarians will show a videotape of Ron
    Paul responding to the presidential debate questions.  Those interested
    should check with the Libertarian Party in Phoenix to see if the tape will
    be shown up there somewhere.

    Message: 54467
    Author: $ Zak Woodruff
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Mike Carter/54460
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 00:31:24

    Your wolf?  Don't you mean your wife?

    Message: 54468
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/Advice
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 01:18:45

    Although I am, that I must admit was pretty sick!!!!  I wasn't looking for
    any fool remarks...

    Ta,
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    Message: 54469
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 05:12:56

    The fact is Ann, as far as I'm concerned, neither Bush or Dukakis, or their
    respective running mates are more than a bunch of jokers with their heads in
    the sand and their other ends doing all the talking.
     The problem is that it is probably better to vote against the one you like
    the least rather than throw yor vote away by casting a ballot for someone
    who doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of making it.
    Hopefully, we still have a legislative and a judicial branch of government
    who, if we choose wisely, will balance out the lack of leadership in the
    executive and keep us afloat. Thank God this is still not a monarchy or
    dictatorship.

    Message: 54470
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: advice for Chris
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 05:15:17

    Never trust a smiling dog.

    Message: 54471
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Advice Chris
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 07:13:49

    Wait till you are 21.

    Message: 54472
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: More advice
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 13:08:16

    Never pet a burning dog.

    Message: 54474
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: My advice
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 14:14:37

    Thanx!  Anyone else?

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    Message: 54475
    Author: Robert Burchett
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Political/Moral view
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 18:17:29

    Ralph :
    What has happened to you in the last three weeks - have you become cold
    hearted and insensitive??Where is that warm, gentle human being I used to
    know?If Rose saw what you put in the last few messages, she would castrate
    you in a second. We sure as heck don't want to shoot the poor, unemployed
    and unwanted. Those that gripe about our system of poilitics and the
    republic for which we stand should be shipped to lower Mongolia (or Russia),
    whichever is worse off at the time, and let them stay there for 2 years. I
    bet they would come back with a total different attitude. It would also
    relieve our social security benefits, welfare benefits and probably balance
    the budget in the process. So Ralph, let's not be to imperialistic with our
    views in front of others, OK?? C'Ya      Robert Burchett

    Message: 54476
    Author: Apro Poet
    Category: Politics
    Subject: Project Censored
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 18:43:23

    Starving children receive military aid

      Between 1979 and 1985, U.S. military and economic aid to
    Honduras jumped from $31 million to $282 million annually.
    The largest increase was in military aid, which increased to
    28 times the 1979 level.  In exchange, Honduras agreed to
    become a base for some 15,000 Nicaraguan contras, to join the
    U.S. military in joint maneuvers, and to provide logistical
    and intelligence support to the Salvadoran military in its
    war against leftist guerrillas.
      During the same period, U.S. aid designated for development
    assistance dropped from 80 percent of total aid to 6 percent.
      It has been estimated that 70 percent of the country's
    children are malnourished.  Among those brought to the
    capital's hospital for treatment, 10 to 15 percent die due to
    a lack of vitamins.
      Juan Almendares, a physician conducting research on
    malnutrition at the National University in Tegucigalpa, says,
    "When the government says there is no money available to
    help the hungry, we must remember that Honduras receives
    more than $200 million a year from the U.S. government.  We
    Hondurans ask why isn't any of this money going to help the
    poor?"

    Sources: *Food First News*, Vol. 9, No. 28, Spring 1987,
    "Hunger in Southern Honduras" and *Food First Action Alert*,
    1987, "Honduras: The Real Loser in U.S. War Games," both by
    Medea Benjamin; *Mother Jones*, January 1987, "The Pentagon
    Republic of Honduras," by Fred Setterberg.

    Message: 54478
    Author: Avrom Green
    Category: For sale
    Subject: Daisy Wheel Printer
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 20:12:34

         I have this great printer for sale. It is a C. Itoh F10-40.
    It is a daisy wheel printer with all of the bells and whistles--
    super-script, subscript, bi-directional printing, micro-space
    justification, etc.
         It has a wide carrage, and types at 35 CPS. Works great.
    It is a heavy duty machine designed for commercial use. It has never
    spent a day in the shop.
         I've taken great care of it. I have the original box, and paper
    work. I'd like only $200.00 for it. Let me know if you're interested.
    My phone is 952-8233, or leave E-mail!!!!!
         Have a great day!!!
    Avrom Green.

    Message: 54480
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Chris
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 21:34:24

            You evidently took my advice in a lewd fashion.  Well, I guess we
    know where your mind is, eh?

    Message: 54481
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Chris N./Advice
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 22:38:29

    Never pour sulphuric acid on your genitals.

    Message: 54482
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ralph
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 23:07:23

            Speaks the truth... He probably has the balls to say what we all
    feel...  Put them against a wall and shoot the bastards.

    Damn, I hate the Democratic Platform... what assholes!

    Appeal to the poor and win their Vote with a promise tp fleece the rich!
    (By rich, I mean people who WORKED for it)

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    Put that up your @$$ and smoke it Zakko!

    I hate being SYSOP... what a jerk!

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    Message: 337
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Story
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 07:01:01

    the suspence is killing me AGHHHHHHHhhh
    Get rid of cliff, and all will be well.

    Message: 338
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Fart Ralphy
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 10:40:02

    Don't you just love the way you were killed off? Just think, you will be
    spending eternity with JT - your golden opportunity to teach him a thing or
    two! =*--Annie the ASSp--*=

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    Message: 54479
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: News Today
    Subject: continued
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 21:33:24

          It seems the strongest soothsayer is the religious world.  It
    depends on ignorance, fear and superstition in order to sustain
    itself.  Thanks to a growing intelligence factor, slowly but surely,
    people everywhere are just now beginning to awaken from their long
    sleep.   (continued)

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     1:        You evidentially took my advice in a lewd fashion.  Well, I guess we
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    Message: 339
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Daryl DickHead
    Subject: ....
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 22:39:05

    ah-WAAAAAAAAAAAAH-bongo!

    Message: 340
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Mighty SYSOPs
    Subject: Story?
    Date: 10/05/88  Time: 23:08:45

            Hey, get this Story in gear....  I like it and want to see the
    ending!

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    Sing-a-poor-sling anyone?

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