### Apollo BBS Archive - December 5, 1988

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    Message: 4872
    Author: $ Mike Carter
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last / WAR!
    Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:25:55

    Speaking of BRAGGING, my last two visits to the Goodyear simulator
    saw three experienced and trained aviators bite the dust.
    Wanna duel over the modem with Falcon ?

    hehehhehehehehehe
                                    -Mike

    Message: 4873
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Mike/last
    Date: 12/05/88  Time: 23:20:38

    Is that a 'Modem' flight simulator game...  If it is, I'll give it a go...

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    Message: 4874
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Carter, Flight
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 00:44:05

            Only if you get stoned with me first.

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    Message: 1586
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Night-Life
    Subject: Skydiving
    Date: 11/30/88  Time: 23:49:09

    Hmmm. I won't be able to skydive at night for a while. Oh well.

    Message: 1587
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 12/02/88  Time: 02:22:05

    Oh chute!

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    Message: 55897
    Author: $ Mike Carter
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod / molesters
    Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:23:44

    Gee, I wonder what percentage of Atheists are child molesters?
    Probably 110%, although I doubt the validity of the extra 10%.
    What's worse, anyone could be a child molester so you can't just look
    out for people wearing black. Kinda scary eh?
    Pretty soon you'll have to put chastity belts on your pets to prevent
    the Atheists from porking them too.
    What's this world comming to?
                                    In ROd We trust

    Message: 55898
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Religion
    Subject: Child Molesters
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 01:02:10

            I would imagine that Priests have a higher percentage of such
    acts than say, shoe salesmen.  Why?  Because when a priest takes a vow
    of a sexless lifestyle, the pressure cooker starts up.  A shoe salesman
    doesn't have to pretend, they can and do enjoy a normal lifestyle when
    it comes to sex.  But a priest has to be secret about his fulfillments
    and I believe this causes a bit of a warped mind in that regard.
            Atheists can also do what they want without fear of losing
    their job or being transferred to So. Phoenix.  An atheist would not be
    disgraced if caught in a normal sexual act but a priest would.  When a
    part of a persons job is to not have sex, stange things will brew.  You
    cannot win in a fight with Mother Nature, you will go crazy first.
            Priests should have the right to marry.

            As I type this, the news broadcast mentioned that tonight a
    so. Phoenix Priest has been arrested for molesting at least two boys,
    ages 9 and 11 at a camp situated outside of Prescott.  He was
    booked,finger printed and photographed then released until his trial.
            The report mentions that he has been a priest in this parrish for
    the past two years.  I wonder where he was transferred from, Jim?
                                    Rod
    P.S.  Mike, There are many, many, more Christian child molesters than there
    are atheist child molesters.  (FACT) (thanks ZAK)
                                            Rod

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    Message: 561
    Author: $ Mike Carter
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Last
    Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:39:02

    Quite true. The part about getting into heaven being the small end of
    things. Yes, you can turn your back on temptations. Imagine if everyone,
    for one day, turned their back on temptations and those temptations never
    came around again.
    Quite frankly I don't know if Jesus had anything special that we don't.
    Perhaps the knowledge that there *IS* a heaven and knowing God as himself
    would be considered as such..it's hard to say unless you walked a mile in
    his shoes. As a Christian, I know very little about heaven and God, just
    that which I read from the Bible and that which I can interpret from it
    and deduce from common sense.  If I set out to turn my back on every little
    temptation tomorrow, I would benefit from that according to God's word.
    Faith in itself can create miracles. It would be a miracle to come home
    sane after a week of temptation resistment; All those great pastries,
    the cigarettes, the burst of speed to get in the clear while driving,
    the late-nite BBS'ing, the "aww, lets go eat out" and of course, the
    temptation to waste time at work by dreaming of better things.
    Heh heh, that might prove to be interesting. Of course it wont be all that
    simple, as Satan will undoubtably make things even tougher by luring
    me with all kinds of bait.
    Satan doesn't waste his time like we do, he focuses on those who are
    following God's precepts closely in an attempt to gain victories (as
    false as they are) over God's children (us). Everytime we fall, Satan laughs
    and God cries. Everytime we pick ourselves up, Satan screams in anger and
    God rejoyces. --And we're the meat between the sandwich-isn't that special?

    Message: 562
    Author: $ Mike Carter
    Category: Daryl Sulker
    Subject: Religious posts
    Date: 12/05/88  Time: 22:41:32

    I guess that concludes the discussion. GOD has spoken!

                    -Mike

    Message: 563
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Mike Farter
    Subject: last
    Date: 12/06/88  Time: 01:07:38

            God cries when we fall and Satan laughs.  Hey, I'd sure like to see
    that.  I think I'd laugh at a sight such as that.  Is that where we humans
    get our rain from, God crying?
            And do we get our thunder and such from Satan screaming in anger?
    Now that is the first thing you said that makes some sort of sense?  I'll
    tell my children where rain and thunder comes from.  They will be happy.
                                    Rod