### Apollo BBS Archive - July 24, 1988

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    Message: 3920
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:33:51

    I'll give him minimum wage.

    Message: 3921
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 11:51:51

    I saw an ad in the paper looking for exotic dancers.

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     1:        Turn to computer crime.
     2:end

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    Message: 1648
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Question ?
    Subject: Beau
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:35:03

    Is there only two p's in Culpeper?

    Message: 1649
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: $#!+
    Subject: Sandy/weenie
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:25:30

    Are you trying to get me in trouble again with the Mighty Sysop? I did not
    draw his weenie teeny! It was hanging down to almost his knees. What do you
    want? Isn't that big enough???? Ta ta. =*--ANNIE THE FANNY--*=

    Message: 1650
    Author: $ Mike Carter
    Category: Up Yours
    Subject: taRANTo
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 13:14:00

    My My, too much the intoxicants eh kiddo?

    Message: 1651
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann/Photo Of Cliff
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 20:56:16

    Have you dusted off your knees yet? (GRIN!)

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    Subject:See

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     1:        It sure appears that this board has degenerated since I was last on.
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    Message: 53289
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: brake pads
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 02:55:42

    Automobile manufacturers no longer use asbestos in brake pads and linings. I
    believe it has been illegal to do so for several years.

    Message: 53290
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Allie
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:38

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     1:        Glad to hear that, hope it's true.
     2:end

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    Message: 53290
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Allie
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:38:24

    Poor girl.

    Message: 53291
    Author: $ Alan Hamilton
    Category: Politics
    Subject: Repub. Veep
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 05:07:27

       It gonna be either Kemp or Dole (Mr. Dole that is, not Mrs. Dole).

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    Message: 53292
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rep. V.P.
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 06:00:06

    Dole. Either one.
    However I predict that Dukakis/Bentson will be the winning ticket.

    Message: 53293
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Allie Katz
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 06:46:51

    Sounds like another Zak Woodruff character to me.  (I wish I'd thought of
    that name, though.)

    Message: 53294
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: On the Dole
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 06:48:55

    If Bush picked Elizabeth Dole, I would seriously consider sitting out the
    election or throwing my vote away on the Libertarian candidate.  She was one
    of President Reagan's worst cabinet secretaries; I am told by an insider at
    the Transportation Department that the first thing she asked upon assuming
    her post was:  "What are we going to do for minorities?"  Mrs. Dole is a
    liberal in sheep's clothing.

    Message: 53295
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Politics
    Subject: Cliff/better idea
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:13:10

    I think they ought to forget about a running mate for Bush - scrap him and
    start all over again! =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 53296
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Allie Kats
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:14:57

    .. or what ever your name is. If you do stick around and are for the woman's
    cause - it will become obvious - but if your a guy, it'll never work and the
    women of this board will spot you as a sham pretty quick! =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 53297
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Zakey/chant
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:19:49

    Repeat after me (in a chant form)

        'I will not do that again'
        'I will not do that again'
        'I will not do that again'

    and you know what you did! This chant will cleanse you soul of past sins
    against the pure of heart. Actually, it should be acompanied with a full
    confession to father Nick. Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=
     Did you ever go to a chiropractor to get you back strightened out after
    lifting something so heavy?

    Message: 53298
    Author: Libby Bellitter
    Category: For sale
    Subject: Honda elite
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:41:03

    1985 honda elite 80 cc runns great needs a little body work, must sell $500
    or best offer call libby 392-0025

    Message: 53299
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Bush's running mate
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 15:23:29

    Colin Powell would be a novel choice.  Or Linda Chavez.  But Kemp is my
    choice (or Duncan Hunter, a San Diego congressman that I doubt most of you
    have heard of).

    Message: 53300
    Author: Allie Katz
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: JT
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 16:11:56

    Ha, ha, very funny dear.  Seriously, though, JT tells me I don't have
    "status" on this board while he does because I am a woman.  Am I going to
    have to report this board to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission?

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    Category: Bulletins
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    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 16:27:30

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    Message: 53302
    Author: Apro Poet
    Category: Tales & Tall Stories
    Subject: Tru Fax
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 18:31:05

      Christian fundamentalists in Michigan who claim their
    schools are superior to the public ones issued a press
    release containing seventeen mistakes in grammar,
    punctuation, and spelling.  A misspelling of the word
    "Christian" was among the errors in the two-paragraph
    document.
      Tom Greene, a former Detroit television reporter, wrote
    the release for the Michigan Association of Christian
    Schools.  He said he forgot to proofread it.  "Look, I'm a
    broadcaster, and we don't have to know how to spell," he
    said.

      When Franco Brun, a detainee at the Metro East Detention
    Center, had trouble breathing, doctors at nearby Scarborough
    General Hospital discovered the source of his respiratory
    problems: a small red Bible lodged in this throat.  Doctors
    unsuccessfully attempted to remove the blockage using a
    kocker, a medical tool resembling pliers.  "When I grabbed
    on it and pulled, I just kept pulling off pages," an
    anesthetist said.
      Other attempts at removing the Bible, including a
    tracheotomy, failed.  Brun died of respiratory arrest.  The
    coroner presiding at the inquest later reported that Brun
    felt the devil was in him and causing him to commit sins.

    Message: 53303
    Author: Apro Poet
    Category: Tales & Tall Stories
    Subject: Tru Fax
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 18:41:07

      Juanita and Ronald Embree sued healer Arnold Staten for
    one million dollars.  The suit claimed that Staten broke
    Mrs. Embree's hip during a healing session at Highland Park
    Church in Tennessee.
      According to the Embree's, Staten offered to "knock out"
    Louise Gillwater's stomach problem by punching the disease
    demons out of her.  He slugged the woman, knocking her into
    Mrs. Embree.  Both women fell, and Mrs. Embree's hip was
    broken in several places.  She spent twenty days in the
    hospital and was readmitted twice for complications.

      Children in Jerusalem's ultra-Orthodox neighborhoods have
    turned to trading rabbi cards instead of baseball cards,
    since religious laws prohibit them from playing worldly
    games.  The cards depict the bearded faces of favorite
    sages, and according to children in the city's Geula
    neighborhood, the value of a card rises upon the death of
    the man pictured.
      "For a dead rabbi, you'd have to give me twenty photos of
    a living *rebbe*," explained one of the young participants.

    Message: 53305
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Nick/pads
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 23:38:03

            Glad to hear that, hope it's true.

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    Subject:last 250

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     1:        I have just finished reading 248,000 bytes of information in order
     2:to see what I have missed since last on this system.  As far as the 'airbus'
     3:disaster, I will have to agree with Ralph Blehm.  In fact, Ralph has
     4:answered correctly to each topic discussed.  Good going Ralph, you were
     5:short, sweet, and to the point.  I would vote for your dog for VP.
     6:                                Rod
     7:end

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    Message: 21
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Nick the Geek!
    Subject: Cliff the stiff
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 03:03:01

    That explains why you're here.

    Message: 22
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Hawley Crock Smith
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 04:39:11

    Get a job.

    Message: 23
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Cliff the Stiff
    Date: 07/24/88  Time: 10:30:19

    I love the way you change the categories - but leave yours out! And don't
    use Cliff the Stiff either because that's too flattering! =*--ANNIE THE
    ASSp--*=

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     1:        If I was the same now as I was in the sixties then I would still be
     2:a member of the Christian faith.  I would still believe in war and pig
     3:capitalism and in taking care of only myself and to hell with all others.
     4:                                Rod
     5:end

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    Carls, Steven
    Carter, Mike
    Hamilton, Alan
    Hawley, James
    Ianuzzi, Nick
    McCarron, Dean
    Oudin, Ann
    Taranto, James
    Williams, Rod
    Woodruff, Zak

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     1:        If all illegal drugs are stopped from being used then the only
     2:alternative to those who insist or need
     3:end

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     1:        If all illegal drugs are eliminated from our society then the only
     2:alternative to those who insist on an 'altering' substance will be alcohol.
     3:        I could just see it now, millions more killed by drunken drivers and
     4:a court system that's backed up till hell freezes over.
     5:        Take away the reason for those who need to excape reality and watch
     6:substance abuse go down, VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
     7:                                Rod
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