### Apollo BBS Archive - August 22, 1988

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    Mail from David Burkhart
    Date: 08/16/88  Time: 23:50:00

    If the election where held today, I would vote for

    [A] Michael Dukakis and Lloyd Bentson (Democrat)
    [B] George Bush and Dan Quayle (Republican)
    [C] Ron Paul and Andre Marrou (Libertarian)

    Poll results to date:
    [A] 7    [B] 13   [C] 9

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    Message: 976
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 10:34:42

            Was the devil about to take away all your riches he bestowed on you
    for saying that suggestive word -- amen?

            Now that you have repented of your sin ....... will the devil let
    you keep all those riches he bestowed on you?

            By the way ....... where are those riches? I must have missed them
    the last time I was over there.

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    Subject:Sandy

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     1:        It works like this, first you must say the "Our Father" backwards,
     2:three times, the devil appears, you give him you soul, he gives you a
     3:'familiar' to do the menial work, ya know, the front.  The Rod you have seen
     4:was not the real me, the real me is typing this though.  All I have to do is
     5:play.  I have women all over this planet, unlimited funds and I can drive
     6:any vehicle I want.  I have houses in every country in the world.
     7:        But I must keep a middle class front and that is what you saw.  The
     8:ONLY drawback is that when I die, (and that won't be for a while) the I go
     9:to hell for twice as long, with twice as much punishment.  No biggie, it is
    10:worth it and I would do it all over again.

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    10:worth it and I would do it all over again.  (Cliff, I am answering a post
    11:from Sandy, the above message.....???????  oHkelp)
    12:end

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    10:worth it and I would do it all over again.

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     1:        It works like this, first you must say the "Our Father" backwards,
     2:three times, the devil appears, you give him you soul, he gives you a
     3:'familiar' to do the menial work, ya know, the front.  The Rod you have seen
     4:was not the real me, the real me is typing this though.  All I have to do is
     5:play.  I have women all over this planet, unlimited funds and I can drive
     6:any vehicle I want.  I have houses in every country in the world.
     7:        But I must keep a middle class front and that is what you saw.  The
     8:ONLY drawback is that when I die, (and that won't be for a while) the I go
     9:to hell for twice as long, with twice as much punishment.  No biggie, it is
    10:worth it and I would do it all over again.

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    Message: 1870
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Up Yours
    Subject: JT
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:18:41

    You just proved my point! If you got nothing from that book - why not try -
    Emily Post's book on manners? OR any one of Norman V. Peale's book -
    even the Bible would help you with you problem! Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 1871
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: JT
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 10:37:06

            It might help Ann to shove it up hers if first you take it out of
    yours.

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     1:        Yeah, that's it, read the Bible.
     2:end

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    Message: 53831
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann on Nader & Koop
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 02:39:01

    You can't even begin to compare the two. For one thing, Nader is a
    muddlehead and Koop isn't.

    Message: 53832
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Nick/last
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:08:56

    Both are Muddleheads, Fanatics AND Poops! =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 53833
    Author: Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Politics & stuff..
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:48:08

    Mr. Taranto:
        Hey... Jimmie......
              How do you think up all that pinko stuff?
              How come you didn't quote the Washington Post?

    To Apollo BBS members......
         Hey.....Y'aa all...
              Did you see the Television Celebrity from Apollo BBS on the
              big color tube Sunday nite?  Channel 5 had a real live inter-
              view of Gary Jones at the Maryvale Mall right in the middle
              of all those fabulous old Fords.

    To Jonesey.....
         Hey......you hunk.....
              It was fun meeting you in person.  You looked great on the tube!

    See Y,aa......
    Jeannie

    Message: 53834
    Author: $ Alan Hamilton
    Category: Vote
    Subject: Daryl
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:56:15

      I sort of agree with you, but your assertion that Bush and Dukakis are
    "poor choices" is dead wrong.  They're both very, very, rich.  They have
    more money than any of us will ever see, even if we do win the lottery.  I'd
    try to become rich just like they did, but I goofed and picked the wrong
    parents.

         /
     /  *  /  Alan
    *     *

    Message: 53835
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Reagan's lies
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 08:24:18

    "I am a friend of labor." Campaign speeches during his first race for the
    glory.
    Check the record.
    'Nuff said.
    (How many lies does it take to make a liar?)

    Message: 53836
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Politics
    Subject: last/Paul
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 10:14:13

            Reagan is a friend of LABOR... and we even got TAX cuts and the
    highest employment in many, many years.   Yes Sir, no lie there...
    Check the record!

            Lowest Employment and highest Taxes and worst inflation belong to
    Jimmy Carter....  Check the record!

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    Message: 53837
    Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: last/cliff/paul
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 17:00:08

    Cliff,

       Give up on Paul.  He believes that Reagan should have allowed the unions
    to run rip-shod over the American people and business's.  He's still upset
    that Reagan disbanded the Air Traffic Controllers union when they called an
    ILLEGAL strike.

       Paul would be much happier with 23% unemployment, 20-25% interest rates,
    10-15% inflation....AND unions controlling everything.  A president that
    could accomplish that would be Paul's idea of a 'friend of labor'.

    (LL)oyd Pulley
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    Message: 129
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Daryl
    Date: 08/22/88  Time: 07:36:20

    Welcome Daryl Dickhead! I wanted to give our newest member a run down on
    this sig. - Cliff made a big mistake putting us all in here and calling it
    the (W)ay Below normal sig. when its obvious we are the most intelligent of
    Apollo's members (not including JT of course). But even the Mighty Sysop can
    make a mistake once in a while! But I cannot understand why he'd put a nice
    fellow like you in here really - a good poet - an eloquant speaker and
    artist! But we always forgive Cliffy. He has much on his mind lately with
    the Democrats going to win in November and all! But what poor Cliff doesn't
    understand is that the Demos always throw away money and one of their pets
    is the welfare system. They just love making it easy and prosperous for the
    poor and now that he's going to be out of a job - he'll reap those benefits
    when the Demos are elected! Ta ta. =*--ANN--*=

            * Vote Democratic for Cliffy's sake *

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