### Apollo BBS Archive - August 31, 1988

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    Message: 4097
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: JT/english
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 06:47:18

    Sorry you did not understand english as written. Cliff rents the store from
    a landlord that also collects a percentage of Cliff's profits. I was
    wondering if he got a cut when he went in the store the other day and bought
    something that was way below the normal price. If you are not capable of
    understanding this explaination - ask Cliff. =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 4098
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Michael/no joke.
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 07:16:06

    No, that wasn't a joke. Cliff has/had a landlord that took a cut of his
    profits too. It's actually a new law called '#124435 Blood sucking' or
    better know as 'Leeching'! =*--ANN--*=

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    Message: 1917
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Rod/last
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 06:58:30

    Yeah - perhaps it wasn't computer related. Perhaps the guy the cleans my
    pool cut it off himself (that would be right - in propotions!) and left it
    at my door step.
    Speaking of the pool guy - I wonder if Sandy's eyes went back in their
    sockets yet?! She boldly went out pretending to look around the pool area -
    but I know what she was up to! To be honest - we were both peeking at him.
    He is a smaller version of Arnie - but not too much smaller! My husband has
    not seen him yet. I may end up doing the pool cleaning by myself when he
    does! I think you've been wrong Rod about Heaven and hell being a reality.
    This guy has got to be Heaven and it's hell that I'm happily married for 20
    years, love my husband and am over the hill! Oh well - I must put these
    thoughts aside. Sigh! No lusting in this heart! Just passing thoughts.
    =*--Annie the Fanny--*=

    Message: 1918
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Up Yours
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 13:15:00

            No LUSTING in your heart?

    HA!

    How soon you forget how long it took me to get you out of the back yard so's
    you could answer the front door?
            tisk - tisk - tisk .......

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    Message: 1
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chew the Fat
    Subject: Me - here?
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 06:05:19

    Am I the first to admit to being 'an old fart'? Come on guys - youse old
    farts log in here! That's gotta be - Cliff, Sandy, Paul, Lloyd, Ralph,
    Carol. Of course, there are 'farts' on the board that are young -- but ....
    guess they won't appear here. =*--Prunes Annie--*=

    Message: 2
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chew the Fat
    Subject: old
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 06:17:37

    What is old? Everyone farts form time to time.

       Ann Glad to see you on this sig. Now we know that you feel you'r
    age, even if is only 39.(maybe Holding)

    Message: 3
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chew the Fat
    Subject: Ralph
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 07:05:57

    Sob! My birthday is in November and I'll be 54! By the way - I am not blond
    anymore. I left some blond streaks in it, but its brown. You won't know me!
    See - I'm getting old when I give up the blond! But I don't fart! Ta ta
    =*--Prune Annie--*=

    Message: 4
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chew the Fat
    Subject: Question
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 07:07:28

    I don't understand why Rod baby is on this old farts sig.??? HE's too young.

    Message: 5
    Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
    Category: What's that again?
    Subject: Huh?
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 08:34:15

       What am I doing in an 'old fart' sig?  I can understand Cliff and Paul,
    but I'm a 'young fart'.

    (LL)oyd  Pulley

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    Message: 6
    Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
    Category: What's that again?
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 08:35:03

       Rod qualifies for the old fart sig cause he don't believe in time, thusly
    he can be a old/young fart.

    (LL)oyd Pulley

    Message: 7
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: What's that again?
    Subject: Lost in space
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 11:10:04

    What am I doing here? Me, the most experienced 39 year-old since Jack
    "WELL!!" Benny?
    I suppose now the secret's out huh?
    Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. At least we won't be bothered by the
    runny nose know-it-alls on the other boards.

    Message: 8
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Chew the Fat
    Subject: Me
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 13:11:13

            I am on this Sig. because I am a SYSOP and am required to monitor
    this BBS with its vast number of Sigs ---- NOT because I am old .......
    hehehe

            Cliff is here because he farts .......
    not withstanding the fact that he is */% (don't dare say the word).

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     1:        S I C K, that is sick, sick, sick.  What a dumb SIG.  Probably some
     2:old fart thought it up.
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    Message: 53964
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Politics
    Subject: Alan/53949
    Date: 08/30/88  Time: 23:13:54

    You must not live in District 18, where there is much competition (and
    controversy) over the nominations for the state house.

    Message: 53965
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Vote
    Subject: The Vote?
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 00:13:12

    If the election where held today, I would vote for

    [A] Michael Dukakis and Lloyd Bentson (Democrat)
    [B] George Bush and Dan Quayle (Republican)
    [C] Ron Paul and Andre Marrou (Libertarian)

    Poll results to date:
    [A] 7    [B] 21   [C] 9

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    Note:   The Republicans seem to be winning!!!

    SMILE! (-:} *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 53966
    Author: $ Carol Graham
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann/Grable
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 01:13:46

    But then, I never *did* like Joan Crawford, did you?

    So, did that bother your sensibilities?

    (me, too!  I hate any disillusionments)

    Like Todd up there - I didn't think he even *knew* the word 'hell'!

    Oh, well, to each his own - and don't you hate cliches, Ann....

    Message: 53967
    Author: $ Carol Graham
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliffy!!!!
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 01:16:23

    Best to you, whatever you may be going to do..

    I will always love your computer store better than any in the
    whole wide world - and have lots of happy memories of it. (and some *not* so
    happy, ha)

    Hope your dreams all come true - and hope mine do, too, sometime or
    another. (if the word 'time' is permissible here in present company).

    Carol->

    Message: 53968
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 03:47:02

    George Bush clearly has higher moral standards than Dukakis.

    Message: 53969
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Carol/the stars
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 06:00:39

    I am a movie star buff and have read so many life stories that I can't
    remember. Hardly a one was uplifting, but some were worse than others. Joan
    Crawford was one of the worse. Not that her life was so scandelous - she was
    half nuts! I guess Betty Grables was the worse I've read about. It was
    depressing and about half through, I just thumbed through the rest - mainly
    to see it it got any better. It didn't! She was just decadent. Rita Hayworth
    was used by those around her - Ingrid Bergman had an interesting life and
    was a good person basically - ditto Clark Gable. Really liked Shelly
    Winter's life story (by her). She made no excuses for her life and boyee -
    did she have affairs with some of the biggest hunks in Hollywood at the
    time! Judy Garland's was the most sad. Lana Turner squeezed the most out of
    her life and enjoyed it. But all in all - they were a wierd bunch. Guess
    Hollywood does that to a person. I can't rememer one that had what could be
    considered a normal life - even in part. I think the most interesting one I
    read about was Errol Flynn's. He was totally decadent - but lived life to
    the hilt and died quite young. Booze!
    If you have a star you want to know about - let me know. Chances are I've
    read about them. (The old stars! - Not the new) =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 53970
    Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Alan/#53949
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 08:40:30

    Alan,

       We must live in the same district.  There's almost no reason to vote in
    the Republican primaries in my district.

    (LL)oyd Pulley

    Message: 53971
    Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Todd/Hell
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 08:42:28

    Todd (with two d's)

       Now we have it, the complete and unabridged list of people bound for
    hell.  I noticed I didn't make it....I guess I'll be going to Heaven then.

    (LL)oyd  Pulley

    Message: 53973
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Todd's list
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 11:01:58

    Sounds pretty judgemental, for a Moron, er..MorMon. 'Scuse the typos.
     Carol, you didn't think Todd knew the word? Well, if he didn't he just
    might have a chance to get well acquainted with it. Very well acquainted.

    Message: 53974
    Author: Mychele Nickels
    Category: Religion
    Subject: Hell
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 11:39:17

    Gee, I'm don't get to go?
    All that work writing erotica for nothing?

    Message: 53975
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Commercial
    Subject: Small Desk
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 12:20:47

            I have a computer desk on casters...  was trying to close it out for
    $35.00, but for you guys.... $20.00!

            Anyone need an "OPEN/CLOSE" door sign?   $CHEAP$

            My last day guys.....  Help!  or at least visit me....

    Sniff! )-:} *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 53976
    Author: Chuck Seifert
    Category: Entertainment/Movies
    Subject: PARTY
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 13:28:00

    One of the valley's computer bugs also runs a Strip-O-Gram service.
    If you are throwing a party or want a Strip-O-Gram to tease a friend
    of yours, call For Your Eyes Only at 268-6371. $5 off on a Strip-O-Gram
    and $10 off on a party if you mention where you read about this.

    Message: 53977
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: More of list
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 15:20:57

    Here's more of the _partial_ list of people going to hell:

    David Burkhart (supporting your point of view with FACTS too well)
    James Taranto (for not confronting the person who spray-painted your car)
    Lloyd Pulley (software piracy)
    Chuck Seifert (for promoting indecency and immorality)
    Mychele Nickels (for wanting to be on this list)
    Paul Savage (lewdness, hypocrisy, topless bars, and general misbehavior)
                (he's also the only one on the list twice)
    Todd Reese ("YOU F------ MORMONS - YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!" as was
                yelled at me on a busy street in Hawaii.)

    To be continued...

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     1:        I'm glad to see Paul on that list.  It just wouldn't have been
     2:complete without him.
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    Message: 175
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Rod - 60's Hippie
    Subject: Roddy/Christians
    Date: 08/31/88  Time: 07:12:45

    We were only discussing what the basic beliefs are. Jesus supposedly choose
    to become man and die on the cross. 'God becomes human!'etc. etc. You know.
    =*--The New Way Below Normal Preacher--*=

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    Subject:last

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     1:        Have you all of a sudden flipped out and got religion?  Has this
     2:shit pot world finally got to you?  Oh well.
     3:        The story of Jesus is about as real as Godzilla.
     4:                                Rod
     5:end

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