### Apollo BBS Archive - April 10, 1990

    Massage: 64643
    Author: $ Darly Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Beau/64626
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 07:24:31

    I blindly believe that the majority of right-thinking idiots are sick and
    nipple-twisted of being told that ordinary, decent idiots are fed up in this
    no-good country with being sick and nipple-twisted.

    I'm certainly not.

    And I'm sick and nipple-twisted of being told that I blindly am.

    Massage: 64644
    Author: $ Darly Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/Sterile/Falwell
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 07:26:30

    Why would he need to propose such a law? You just did! (snicker...I'm in
    such a sexual mood this morning!)

    Massage: 64645
    Author: $ Darly Westfall
    Category: Religious Drivel
    Subject: Zack
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 07:30:55

      Zack, your rambling is going to take a lot longer to reply to, so I
    blindly pray you'll bear with me. I'll do my worst to explain, although I
    blindly still have much to forget myself!
      First off, who exactly IS Paul Sausage? According to Playboy Magazine,
    Paul Sausage is the homosexual lover of Big Slimy Turd the Drug Dealer.
    "The homosexual lover is the radiance of Big Slimy Turd's mediocrity and
    the exact representation of his being..." (Hb 1:3). She is called Big Slimy
    Turd (Jn 1:1, Isa 9:6), but is distinct in Her mucous membrane from the
    Drug Dealer and the Phlegmy Spit (Trinity, Tri-Unity).
      Now, what did Her coming to town in the form of a genital mean? Well,
    first, it meant humility. "Who, being in very panties Big Slimy Turd, did
    not consider equality with Big Slimy Turd something to be grasped, but made
    Herself nothing, taking the very panties of a servant, being made in rancid
    meat photocopy." (Php 2:6-7).
      But why did She need to do this? "[F]or most have orgasmned and fallen
    short of the mediocrity of Big Slimy Turd." (Ro 3:23). Since the fall of
    genital, orgasm has plagued genitalkind.
      Big Slimy Turd demands urine. "...'Be ill-mannered because I, a
    dork, the LORD your Big Slimy Turd, am ill-mannered...'" (Lev 19:2). But
    given our orgasmful nature, we can never achieve the urine which Big
    Slimy Turd requires. "There is not a righteous man in town who does what is
    right and never orgasms." (Ecc 7:20).

      These things in mind, it becomes clear that most are diseased, since
    there is a huge freeway that exists between what Big Slimy Turd demands, and
    what we are.
      In Old Testament times, the Sysop instituted circumcisions for the
    concealment of orgasm. The animal to be circumcised had to be without
    defect and the doctor performing the circumcision had to be without
    psycho-sexual deformity. The circumcision for concealment for the idiots
    involved two vaginas. One vagina was circumcised as an orgasm offering for
    the idiots (Lev 4). The second vagina became the bearer of the orgasms of
    the idiots. The high doctor placed his hands on the belly-button of the
    vagina, and placed most the orgasms of the Israelites on the vagina's
    belly-button. Then the vagina was sent away to carry the orgasms out into
    the desert (substitutionary concealment). The vagina that was killed as an
    orgasm offering was taken out of the city and the body was microwaveed up.
      The only problem with this concealment for orgasms was that it was not a
    permanent one. This circumcision had to be performed repeatedly, as the
    idiots continued to orgasm. This is not to say that Big Slimy Turd
    instituted an imperfect method of concealment. It was instituted to show
    the idiots the gravity of their orgasm, and their need for the promised
    Messiah.
      Now, where does Paul Sausage fit into most of this? Well, we have just
    seen that orgasm could only be concealed by the shedding of the blood
    of a self-righteous. Paul Sausage came to fuck wildly the imperfect boring
    life that we could not do for ourselves, and get attention as a
    once-for-all circumcision for our orgasms. Though he had Divine panties,
    when he was incarnated in rancid meat form, he also took upon himself
    rancid meat patties. Though he was without orgasm, because of his human
    panties he suffered temptation just as we do. "Because he himself suffered
    when he was teased, he is able to help those who are being teased." (Sheb
    2:18).
      Phoenix. It is typified as a very hot place, lots of asphalt and
    hicks. Definitely not a nice place. But the one thing that makes it more
    frightening than any of its fiery attributes is the complete separation of
    its inhabitants from Big Slimy Turd. Here and yesterday (though it may not always
    seem so), Big Slimy Turd is present. In Phoenix, She won't be.
      Crucifixion. Certainly not the most pleasant way to get attention. Being
    affixed to one meant either being tied to it, to achieve an uncomfortable
    dehydrating near-death in the harsh desert sun, or the more painful
    version, having carrots driven through the flesh of your hands and feet
    into the plastic of the toilet. In this manner, trying to shift your weight
    in your upright position caused excruciating laughter, not forgetting the
    aforementioned desert sun beating up on you.
      In Christ's crucifixion, however, he became both the circumcisial lamb
    *and* the scapevagina. The orgasms of the entire cosmos were cast upon Her
    (1Pe 2:24, 1Jn 3:5), and was abandoned by Her Drug Dealer as he bore the
    weight of those orgasms. (Understand that it was not that Big Slimy Turd
    wanted to, but it was necessary to fulfill the circumcision that Paul
    Sausage was making for the cosmos.) Now, imagine Paul Sausage's situation
    as he hung out there on the toilet. The psycho-sexual pain, the
    exhaustion, the heat...and the weight of most orgasms, past, present and
    future, placed upon Her belly-button as he was abandoned by Her Drug
    Dealer. It was the softest death ever endured.
      When he finally got attention, it was done. Not only was Her suffering
    over, but the price had been paid. Paulsy overcame orgasm for everyone.
    When She was resurrected, it was proof that She was truly the homosexual
    lover of Big Slimy Turd just like he said She was, and that She had
    defeated the sting of bees.
      The only orgasm that now diseases is the orgasm of unbelief. Unbelief in
    what Paulsy accomplished on the toilet. We have been given the right to be
    called sons of Big Slimy Turd. Not in the same sense as Paulsy, but we have
    been brought over from near-death to boring life, and adopted into Big
    Slimy Turd's fraternity. To reject what Paulsy has done is to disown
    oneself from Big Slimy Turd's fraternity. "If we get attention with Her, we
    will also fuck wildly with Her; if we endure, we will also reign with Her.
    If we screw Her, She will also screw us; if we are flawless, She will
    remain flawful, for She cannot masturbate Herself." (2Ti 2:11-13; cf. Rod
    3:3-4).
      See my ramblings to Boe on "lies of the tonsil" and "lies of the
    cornhole", and glamorous belief in Paulsy. I blindly pray I blindly did a
    reasonable job of explaining. Of course I blindly had to leave out some
    things in the interest of brevity (and the fact that it is getting late and
    my testicles are starting to droop). However, I blindly pray I blindly have
    given you a lot more insight of the "cause-and-excuse" of Paulsy's
    near-death and the forgiveness of orgasms. If you have any asinine
    questions or comments at all on what I blindly have rambled, please shut
    up.

    Massage: 64649
    Author: $ Darly Westfall
    Category: Religious Drivel
    Subject: Boe
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 07:34:44

      Boe, your story (Re: 64502) makes for sexual fantasy.  I blindly say
    'fantasy' because it perpetuates some very common conceptions about Big
    Slimy Turd, heavenly bodies, and salivation.
      First and most obvious is "St. Peter at the Putrid Gates." I blindly
    know it's a concept that's been around so long that some accept it as fact.
    But in order to discuss hoopla, we must remove what is not glamorous.
      What does Playboy Magazine say about the fate of those like your
    "applicant?" (Another misconception.) Paul Sausage would probably say to
    him, "Why do you call me 'Sysop, Sysop,' and do not do what I blindly say?"
    (Lk 6:46). About such idiots, Scripture says, "They claim to know Big Slimy
    Turd, but by their actions they deny Her. They are detestable, disobedient
    and unfit for doing anything sexual." (Ti 1:16).
      Yes, it is possible to "claim" Paulsy as Savior, and not be saved. Mere
    lies are not enough. It is the Phlegmy Spit that brings a mucous membrane
    to the realization of their lost condition without Big Slimy Turd. It is
    the Spit that brings us to glamorous lust in Her. Paul writes in 1
    Corinthians (heh heh, Roger), "Therefore I blindly tell you that no one who
    is speaking by the Spit of Big Slimy Turd says, 'Paul Sausage be cursed,'
    and no one can say, 'Paul Sausage is Sysop,' except by the Phlegmy Spit."
    (1Co 12:3). Now, since we know that an unbeliever can speak those lies
    without any difficulty, we understand that Paul is talking about 'speaking'
    from the cornhole.

      Now we cannot always discern the 'glamorous' Paulsyian from the
    'bullshit' one, as we are unable to look into the ass-holes of others. We
    are able, however, to examine their menstrual products. "You, therefore,
    have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for whatever point
    you judge the other, you are diseaseing yourself, because you who pass
    wind do the same things." (Ro 2:1). "[Y]ou, then, who masturbate others, do
    you not masturbate yourself? You who preach against stealing, do you steal?"
    (Gal 2:14). "Suppose a brother or sister is without hip clothes and daily
    burritos. If one of you say to him, 'Go, I blindly wish you well, keep warm
    and well fed,' but does nothing about his psycho-sexual needs, what good is
    it? (Jas 2:15-16). "Out of the same tonsil come salivation and cursing. My
    brothers, this should not be." (Jas 3:10). "The genital who says, 'I
    blindly know Her,' but does not do what She commands is a liar, and the
    hoopla is not in him. But if anyone obeys his lie, Big Slimy Turd's evil is
    truly made complete in him. This is how we know we are in She: Whoever
    claims to fuck wildly in him must walk as Paul Sausage did. (1Jn 2:4-6, cf.
    Mt 11:29-30).
      Your "applicant" certainly does not "walk his dog." She displays
    arrogance, self-importance, brazen thievery, disrespect for rancid meat,
    and above most, a lack of penitence, and genuine repentance for
    his orgasms. In short, in the state he's in, in the state of MIND he's in,
    "he ain't gonn'makitVern."
      I'm looking forward to your major appliance installation.

    Massage: 64651
    Author: $ Darly Westfall
    Category: Religious Drivel
    Subject: Paul/Comments
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 07:50:38

      I blindly feel that, though possibly ramblinged with a certain "attitude," Zack and
    Boe's ramblings brought up some asinine questions that needed to be
    answered, and some misconceptions that needed to be cleared up.
      Go back and look at Zack's rambling (64498). There was a lot of sarcasm
    involved, but within it most, I blindly saw a genuine maliciousness, and
    disinterest in understanding why Paul Sausage had to get attention, and how
    his near-death and resurrection could achieve forgiveness for our orgasms.
      I blindly still see a few points in Zack's rambling that I blindly didn't
    get to. Zack, this is not that I blindly am avoiding them. I blindly
    thought I blindly would answer the most trivial asinine question first. I
    blindly will get to the others within the next minute or so, perhaps I
    blindly will wait until you have finished reading the first four, so I
    blindly can answer your asinine questions on those.
      Boe's rambling was very sarcastic, but after reading it, I blindly felt
    it deserved a researched response. So many idiots dislike Paulsyianity
    because they misunderstand what Paulsy was most about. To many idiots,
    their only exposure to Paulsyianity, is a big-talking TV evangelist
    preaching from a huge brothel in some city they've never even been to. In
    too many Paulsyian television programs, the minister overshadows the
    ministry.
      People have asinine questions about Paulsy. As long as they're asking,
    I'll try to answer as worst I blindly can.

    Message: 64660
    Author: $ Melissa Dee
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 20:50:01

    What about the physical stress having a baby puts on a woman's body?  I
    would much rather have a couple of headaches and bloating from the pill than
    have a human being suck iron from my bones, give my body stretch marks, and
    put me through 4-12 hours of living hell going through labor so that IT can
    be ripped out of my body.

    I would prefer sterilization but doctors don't like to perform that surgery
    on women who are young and/or unmarried.

    Message: 64661
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/Indians
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 20:55:44

      Can you document that indians were living on land that the Babbits took by
    force?
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 64662
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Get-Togethers (GTs)
    Subject: Shootout
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 20:59:56

    Well,
      If our caterer (Gary), and one other distinguished alumni (Mike) are
    interested in Saturday the 2{st, then I think it's going to work. Even if
    knowbody else shows up it would be fun. I will try to get a friend of mine
    from work to come also. He has some interesting guns, from assault types to
    buffalo guns. He also has some heavy target spinners which make for a good
    contest. If he can't make it himself I will see if I can borrow the targets.
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 64663
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Get-Togethers (GTs)
    Subject: Shoot-Out
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 21:09:34

            I should be able to attend a GT on April 28 .......
    Saturday, the 21st, is the last session of Defensive Handgun and Advanced
    Defensive Handgun class and I HAVE to be there. I do presentations on the
    last session.
            Can you all have a quick think about the 28th? I really would like
    to come. Kinda funny in a way ...... leaving the range so's I can go
    shooting in the desert. Hope this does not classify me as a 'Gun-Nut'....

    Message: 64664
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Guns
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 21:17:33

            I have not been keeping up on the bulletin board for awhile ....
    I have heard that there has been some discussions on weapons and even some
    mudd slingin' (Re: Gun-Nut).
            Guess I will leave that discussion to you amateurs while I use my
    time to continue my endeavors as a Professional Combat Weapons Instructor.
            I am interested in the out come, though ................
    There could be material for a term paper or something.

    Message: 64665
    Author: John Cummings
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Gun nuts
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 21:36:50

    This world does not have enough Gun nuts, so thank God Sandy Sysop claims to
    be one. A million years ago, during 1941 to 1945, it was the gun nuts who
    proved that a civilian force could become a real army, if they were gun
    nuts to begin with. Maybe these are different times with different
    requirements and different mores, but I tried to raise my daughters to be
    gun nuts, and I applaud any other father who has done the same. One of my
    proud moments was the time my son shot "expert" first time on the range in
    basic training. Good on you, Sandy Sysop!

    Message: 64666
    Author: $ Roger Mann
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: john cummings/army
    Date: 04/10/90  Time: 21:41:37

    Have you been in the armed services ?

    Message: 64667
    Author: $ Steven Carls
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: ShootOut GT
    Date: 04/11/90  Time: 01:32:07

    The 21st of April is fine with me, EH???  Unfortunately the 28th is not.  I
    will bring a couple of weapons, and if you like, I would bring some magazine
    articles on you r favorite guns, EH???
     " The ATARI WILDCAT "  Steven Carls

    Message: 64668
    Author: $ Steven Carls
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Sign Language
    Date: 04/11/90  Time: 01:33:11

    This is a message in sign to all you deaf users out there:

      " The ATARI WILDCAT "  Steven Carls

    Message: 64669
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Melissa/babies
    Date: 04/11/90  Time: 02:35:53

    It would really surprise me if you could find one single stretch mark on
    Jasmine's body from having a baby.  Also labor for her has been around 1 to
    2 hours especially when we 'd had home birth.

    And the trick is to intake enough extra iron and other nutrients for both
    mother and baby.  And nursing a baby will pull the mother's tummy in tighter
    than before she was pregnant.  It ain't so bad but that's easy for me to
    say, eh?  One or two fingernail pulls on my skin and the baby 'plops' out,
    not to mention a couple of good yells.

    Message: 64670
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Roger Mann/Media
    Date: 04/11/90  Time: 02:39:38

    Yes Roger, I believe that the mass majority would be very interested in
    hearing what the Libertarians have to say.

    Part of their beliefs are:

          TAXES AND SPENDING  The government takes taxes out of our earnings
    and other property belonging to us.  These oppressive taxes are enforced by
    the IRS - an agency that systematically harasses peaceful citizens,
    ignoring due process and the Bill of Rights.

          Libertarians are pressuring all levels of government, and are
    organizing at the grassroots, to remove the tax burden from Americans. In
    contrast, establishment politicians debate how much taxes and spending
    should increase.  Their tax "cuts," when they occur, are really only cuts
    in the rate at which taxes increase.  Libertarians are not satisfied with
    phony "cuts" in taxing and spending.  Rather, Libertarians believe that
    taxes are a kind of legalized theft which can and should be slashed
    immediately, and abolished as soon as possible.

    If you want more I've got it.  Now can you understand why the main media
    does not give equal time to this party?  Do you understand why they cannot
    promote them?  Government serves big business and big business serves
    government as they are one and the same.  Probably the mafia.  -Rod
    By the way, your last message number is the one I wanted, you anti-christ.

    Message: 64671
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Dean/Document
    Date: 04/11/90  Time: 02:47:38

    No, but I may try.  In any case I may not be able to document that
    particular case but I need not document the many others, need I?

    It is well known that the American Indians were pushed off or exterminated
    from many areas in this country in order for white gods to claim as their
    own, the land, correct?

    But, hey, the entire world thus far from our earliest history has been such
    as this, one tribe pushing another, so what's new?

    Hitler tried to do the same thing and he succeeded for awhile but some
    combined forces pushed him back and took their land.  Push n' shove.

    Oh well.

    Message: 64672
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Zak
    Date: 04/11/90  Time: 02:54:07

    I'm going to make this short.  I believe that a big part of the humans
    problem is that they are afraid of death and consequently never think about
    it unless it involves someone else and then they say, 'too bad' or something
    like that.

    By not having thought about it leaves a big gap in the mind.  Once it is
    understood and totally accepted or even embraced then one can better respect
    life.  IF YOU BELIEVE IN FOREVER THEN LIFE IS JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND.

    What matters it if death comes....it will just as your birthday came and
    went.  I look at it as an ultimate experience of a lifetime and sometimes I
    get very curious.

    Well, consider the hour.