### Apollo BBS Archive - May 23, 1989

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    05/22/89 the Great Apollo Story Kontest ................
    If you have read all the stories in the Apollo Short Story Contest, Please
    [V]ote for your favorite.
     [A] Ann's
     [B] Rod's
     [C] Sandy's
     [D] Jeannie's
     [E] Gary's
     [F] None of the Above  (This means you liked Dean's story best)

    If you did not read the stories, goto the [L]ibrary and do a [S]earch string
    on 'KONTEST' and it will list the stories for [D]ownload in ASCII.
    Then come back and [V]ote!

    Poll results to date:
    [A] 1    [B] 1    [C] 3    [D] 0    [E] 4    [F] 1

    $tatus Club Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 5522
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 06:02:24

    But where would we plug it in?

    Message: 5523
    Author: $ Jeannie Innajug
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: GT
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:12:38

    Hey...............Guys...............

    I'll vote for Balboa Park!

    See Y'aa..............
    Jeannie

    Creative Corner Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 2271
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Contests
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 21:10:04

            I think, Ann, the male Apolloites should participate in a
    'wet' shorts contest ..........

            You and I, of course, will judge.

    Message: 2272
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Dandy Sandy
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:57:46

    Wet shorts contest? Great! That'll degrade them nice and proper. Especially
    when we make comments like: "Hey Sandy! Look at that dinky one!" or "man
    alive Ann! Won't you get a load of that rocket!" or "Meat"! Hahahahahaha
                         -=*) ANN (*=-

    The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 3098
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Answer !
    Subject: Last
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 21:11:25

            At least one less time than you ........

    Message: 3099
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: XXX Flicks
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 22:32:34

            I have watched one xxx flick thus far.  Joel Genesis dropped it by
    several years ago and picked it up a week later.  It was XXX, that's for
    sure.  It sorta stirred the ole emotions, so to speak.

    Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 58854
    Author: Greg Smith
    Category: Question?
    Subject: status password
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 18:07:38

    Dear Sandy Sysop,
            is it posible to get a $tatus password by downloading
    some public domain software (witch i paid $15.00) that does not
    show on your library?

    looking forward to your reply.

                                            Greg Smith

    Message: 58855
    Author: $ Jim Lippard
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: student unrest
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 18:35:05

    The only student unrest I've heard about recently was a strike by TAs at UC
    Berkeley, complaining about being overworked and underpaid.

    Message: 58856
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Student unrest
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 20:03:07

    What about me?

    Message: 58857
    Author: Veronica Mundy
    Category: Politics
    Subject: SYSOP on Libertarian
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 20:58:45

    But Cliff!  If we ALL voted Libertarian, then there would be a lot
    of Libertarians in office, and we'd be ten times worse off than
    before!

    ####################  Sic Transit Gloria Mundi  ####################

    Message: 58858
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Politics
    Subject: Last/Mundy?
    Date: 05/22/89  Time: 22:11:24

            What is your solution..... Pass another law to restrict our
    movements even more?
            What I was trying to point out, is that though our indifference over
    the years, what choice do we have with our political situation. Is any one
    candidate really that different then another besides the fact one wears an
    Elephant button and the other is a Jack@$$.

            I said Libertarian, but in fact, I fear some of their platform
    proposals and some sound rather interesting at least in print.

            I am a Republican if you did not know.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 58859
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: "Fantasy's"
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 04:48:28

    Save your money. The city shut the place down yesterday. Seems they were
    operating without a license.

    Message: 58860
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: this bbs
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 04:52:04

    I've noticed that many more messages are being entered since Cliff turned
    this into a nude BBS.

    Message: 58861
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Steve
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:37:42

    NO! I am NOT a feminist. In fact, I don't believe I even know what that word
    means. I'm just feminine. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58862
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Todd/exploitation
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:40:04

    Nothing at all - in it's proper place! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58863
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: JT/#58850
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:44:18

    You know exactly what my objection to that 'hairstyling place is'!
    HAIRSTYLING PLACE??????? Sounds more like a 'den of Iniquity'! I do not
    really object to Dens of Iniquity - if they are advertized as such. This one
    is supposedly 'a good business venture'! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58864
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: James H./trim
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:48:34

    They'll trim you alright - to the tune of $25! Wouldn't it be better for a
    nice young man like yourself, to get your own girl, have her dress like that
    and cut your hair, fix your meals and 'other things' that the women of this
    hairstyling place won't give you? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58865
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Nick/last
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 07:51:27

    Cliff turned this into a nude BBS? You mean to tell me you are sitting there
    posting in the nude? Hmmmm .... I'll have to think about that .....
    .... and think ...... and think .....

    Message: 58866
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Vote
    Subject: The New ote
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 10:45:06

            Come on guys, read those stories and get your ote cast.
    I think they were *ALL* great.... but you can only pick one!

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    P.S.  This BBS ain't a nude BBS!.... geesh!

    Message: 58867
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Nude BBS
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 15:35:27

    I sure hope that everyone else is posting nude, too.  I was feeling somewhat
    exposed sitting here wearing nothing but a polka dot necktie.

    Message: 58868
    Author: Sandy Winters
    Category: In search of
    Subject: oters for me!
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 16:01:50

    ote for my Story, Read about how Ann is turned into her true self!

          * * * * * *               ANN the OUDIN ........ At Bedtime
        *              *       With All Her Accessories on the Night Stand
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       Remember, ote for Sandy SysOps Story in the Great Apollo Kontest!

    Message: 58869
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Kontest/Obvious
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 19:21:10

    I think all of the stories were good. Some of them were a little TOO biting
    for my tastes, but agreed, all of them were well composed. I must admit that
    I voted for the entry that provided a most surprising and most humorous
    ending. And I MUST meed Jeannie now! (Heh heh heh! OOPS! Gave it away!)

    Message: 58870
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 19:27:23

    Apollo has always been a nudist system, hasn't it?

    Message: 58871
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Steve Albany
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 19:53:59

    In case anyone's wondering who this Steve Albany is, about six years ago, he
    was a user of Apollo and several other bulletin boards.  He told me that he
    had a fiance named Marian something-or-other, whose father (if I remember
    the story correctly) owned a company called (again, if memory serves) B&D
    Lumber in West Phoenix.  Supposedly Albany's father-in-law-to-be needed a
    computer programmer and was willing to pay quite handsomely, and was
    interested in hiring me.  It turned out the company didn't exist and neither
    did Albany's fiance.  I haven't the foggiest idea why Albany perpetrated
    this hoax.  As far as I know, he gained nothing from it, and I lost nothing.
    He also once claimed that his home had been bombed!  Anyway, I think he's a
    pretty harmless eccentric, but I'd advise anyone to watch out for this guy,
    because he's certainly got a few screws loose.

    Message: 58872
    Author: $ Bob Thornburg
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 20:34:36

    Re:  ""But there are no copies of Playboy or Penthouse. Those skin magazines
    would
    not be in keeping with the classy atmosphere he wants Fantasy's to have!""

    Only the name is different; the game is the same.

    Message: 58873
    Author: $ Bob Thornburg
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 20:43:50

    Re:  "They'll trim you alright - to the tune of $25!"

    Actually that's $5 for the haircut and $20 for the looking at semiclothed
    females.  Like I said a month or so back, "As long as the women sell it and
    the men buy it, there will never be equality between the sexes."

    Hmmmm.  Maybe I said "equal rights" instead of "equality between the sexes".
     Maybe it doesn't matter what I said.  It will never happen.

    Message: 58874
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Bob/last
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 22:37:11

            I sell IT!

    Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 388
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/last
    Date: 05/23/89  Time: 08:02:24

    Great - thank you master! -=*) ANN (*=-

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