### Apollo BBS Archive - August 2, 1988

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    Message: 3962
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Tom Slone & Creep!
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 18:01:11

            Some A$$ Hole logged in on Classic Apollo as "Mark Adkins" and left
    some stupid posts and mail.   I will not put up with this $#!+.....
    It scrolled off classic posts and mail for crap!  First off, do not log in
    under someone elses name... I do not find this funny... this particular
    Jokester was SICK, and I think I know who it is... One of 3 people anyway.
    I hope the perpetrator leaves me mail and appologizes, or this will be the
    last time CLASSIC Apollo ever comes on line....
            Speaking of CLASSIC Apollo, it is online tonight for the last time
    this year (Maybe forever) with an older disk (since the other one got
    screwed up with crap)....  See the argument about the "Constitution"....
    But log on under your real user name....  Let's keep Classic Apollo Clean!

    P.S.  If the phony Mark Adkins that left those posts on Classic Apollo
    leaves me mail, nothing will be said and all will be forgiven if that person
    promises to stop logging on as other people.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 3963
    Author: $ Zak Woodruff
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 09:22:22

    It was not me.

    Message: 3964
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Tom Slone
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 11:03:16

            Is now shut down....  thats all folks, he will not be returning!

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 3965
    Author: $ Lloyd Pulley
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Phantom Zone
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 11:32:11

    Cliff,

       I learned a long time ago, not to volunteer for anything.  But if
    everyone was in the Phantom Zone, then we wouldn't miss this base or any o f
    the others...we could have all of our conversations there.

    (LL)oyd  Pulley

    P.S.  The caller to the Classic Apollo wasn't me neither.

    Message: 3966
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Mark Adkins
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 17:37:49

    I'm sorry, Cliff.

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     1:Yeah, I got a death threat in mail from Adkins on Classic Apollo.  Needless
     2:to say, it opened old wounds and I did not sleep well.
     3:        Cliff gets an apology and I don't?  You're sick.
     4:In fact I had NOTHING to do with the prank and didn't find out about it
     5:until it was over.  For that I get threatened by the real Adkins.  Mark is a
     6:sicko.
     7:        I sure didn't need that.
     8:                                Rod
     9:end

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    Message: 3968
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Get-Togethers
    Subject: Old-Fart GT
    Date: 08/03/88  Time: 00:10:59

            How about a GT for users 40 and over.....

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

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     1:        Forty what?
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    Message: 1705
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer !
    Subject: Nick/Ann/Rod
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 21:22:56

    Ann-

    Rod is right.  Nick is just trying to play with your mind.  He actually has
    a 1975 AMC Gremlin with a 4 cylinder engine.  Why else do you think he came
    in Cervelli's truck?

    Message: 1706
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Question ?
    Subject:
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 23:26:42

    Why are all the bi-sexual, extremely horny women...SOOOO hard to find?

    Message: 1707
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann, Rod, And James
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 01:57:49

    Eat my black dust.

    Message: 1708
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: James/Nick's car
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 05:49:01

    Sorry James, but I've seen Nick's car and it is not as you discribed. IT was
    quite beautiful and NEW! To be honest - whether my car would beat his is
    beside the point. I am like a little old lady with my car! I protect it and
    hover over it like a child and want it to last because I know I will not get
    another like it in this lifetime! I would not want to race for fear a pebble
    would pit the paint or windshield - hell, I don't even want it to get dusty.
    It is an extention of my ego and I do not want it damaged. =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 1709
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann's car
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 08:04:36

    Yeah, right, that's why you almost ran over a kid on a bicycle.

    Reverend Beauregard Jackson Culpeper Dog, Colonel, CSA, retired

    Message: 1710
    Author: $ Zak Woodruff
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Nick
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 09:24:38

    Nick, I do dabble in the art of babble.  It's certainly more entertaining
    than your complaining.  Go home!

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     1:        My six cylinder Dodge Van can beat that piece of crap you drive.
     2:Remember, the good guys drive white and you know the rest.
     3:                                Rod
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    Message: 53418
    Author: $ Steven Carls
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Amsterdam
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 18:28:02

    It seems to be working in Amsterdam.  I was told to stay away from one
    street because thats where the herion users shoot up.  Again, many people
    said if someone is using drugs in the streets just leave.  Its basically
    common sense.  I also noticed is the Red Light District, the sleezy part of
    the city, there were many policemen around.  I saw more police there than I
    have seen in South Phoenix, had less people come up to me and ask for money,
    and no hassles from anybody.  I talked to some people who had been
    approached by drug dealers, and they just kept on walking.  I haven't met
    anyone who felt unsafe to walk the streets alone at anytime.  I wish it was
    that way here, EH???  Also the prostitution is run differently there.  The
    government has windows on the street where the ladies show there wares, but
    the have to wear bikinis or ligerie(sp).  They rent these window room, with
    red lights, for $100.00 a day.  They charge around $50.00 a trick.  Whereas
    the U.S. legel Ladies charge $300.00 an hour.  However, the U.S. Ladies are
    required to take precautions against dieases, and are tested regularly for
    diseases.  Anymore questions, EH???
     " The ATARI WILDCAT "  Steven Carls

    Message: 53419
    Author: $ Jim Lippard
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 19:18:15

    Holland is not a very religious country at all.  I believe somewhere around
    25-30% of the population consider themselves to be humanists.

    Message: 53420
    Author: Dan Deacon
    Category: For sale
    Subject: MICROWAVE OVEN
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 20:39:05

    Wards .57 Cubic Foot microwave oven for sale  ... perfect for a small family
    or single people.   Used little, about 1 year old-- great condition, getting
    rid of it 'coz I've got another one...  bought for 260.00
    Message: 53420
    Author: Dan Deacon
    Category: For sale
    Subject: MICROWAVE OVEN
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 20:39:05

    Wards .57 Cubic Foot microwave oven for sale  ... perfect for a small family
    or single people.   Used little, about 1 year old-- great condition, getting
    rid of it 'coz I've got another one...  bought for 260.00

    selling it for $150 OBO...  call 867-5856

    Message: 53421
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 01:51:40

    I might be interested. Just how long does it take to cook a small family?

    Message: 53422
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Amsterdam
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 01:55:04

    Mayor Edward Koch (Of New York) was having lunch at a cafe in Amsterdam a
    couple of weeks ago, and became enraged upon hearing that marijuana and
    hashish were openly sold there. He said that if that were to happen in his
    presence in New York, he would call the undercover cops and have the place
    busted.

    Message: 53423
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Amsterdam
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 05:40:07

    It sounds like a step in the right direction. I wish we would start taking
    forward steps on the drug problem. We never seem to learn from other
    countries. People smoke marijuana and will continue to do so no matter what
    the laws are - the same as they did with drinking during proibition. As far
    as the other, more harmful drugs - they also need to be legalized, but
    perhaps differently. For a start - we could at least legalize it enough to
    give to dying cancer victoms that no other drugs will combat their pain.
    Here again, other countries do this with out reprocussions to their society.
    What IS the difference between Morphine and heroin for pain relief anyway
    Both are addictive and so what if a dying person becomes addictive?
    As far as other drugs - that would have to be worked out. Perhaps give it or
    sell it cheaply to proven drug addicts. Just maybe, if they didn't have to
    spend all their time stealing to feed their habit, they might become a
    productive society member. As JT has pointed out - legalizing drugs will
    cause a few new addicts, but I don't think it will create a formitable
    amount. Take away the glamour and many would also give it up. What would be
    the status to have a party and give out Cocaine if it's dirt cheap and easy
    to come by? =*--ANN--*=

    Message: 53424
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: JT/Your Macro
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 09:48:45

    Seems fitting for someone who doesn't wish for their head to become
    overcrowded with knowledge. Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance is strength.

    Message: 53425
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/Drogos/Amsterdam
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 09:59:45

    I think the idea is great. Instead of this futile screaming of "JUST SAY NO,
    LITTLE BOBCAT!", let the people who want to ---- up their minds and bodies
    do so, and do so cheaply. If they deem themselves to be so worthless as to
    destroy themselves this way, then let them do it quickly and let the rest of
    us move on. In Smitty's, next to the wines of the world ($1.99), they could
    have a "drugs of the world" department ($3.99 and up). And then they could
    make sterile syringes an over-the-counter product, and give the
    pharmaceutical industry a real "shot in the arm." Drugs are just like top
    forty music. They're cheap and destructive to functioning brain cells, and
    yet the mindless masses listen to it anyway. (Can you imagine working in a
    record store, and having at least three kids a day come up to you and ask,
    "Hey, you gots that song what's called 'Pull Your Panties Down'?" Violently
    depressing.)

    Message: 53426
    Author: $ Daryl Westfall
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Nick/Koch n' Amster.
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 10:04:38

    What a weenie. If he was as tough as he wished he was, perhaps you could
    walk the streets of NYC without having to carry a weapon along with you for
    protection. Um, Mr. Koch? I think that drugs are a bigger problem to the
    populace in your own STATE than they are in the entire COUNTRY of Holland.
    And what were you doing in Amsterdam anyway? Restocking your private stash?

    Message: 53427
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Drugs
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 10:24:25

            Maybe drugs are not legalize in the U.S. yet for the same reason
    that solar power is not widely used.........
            Until the BIG oil companies can market the sun for a price the use
    of solar power will be discouraged. Until the BIG phamaceuticals have the
    controling market in 'illegal' drugs the use of 'illegal' drugs will still
    be illegal.
                            Just a thought.

    Message: 53428
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Commercial
    Subject: Closing down...
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 11:07:10

            This is the LAST month fer sure......

    Are you ready to deal?  We still have good IBM and Atari ST software, and
    even some hardware left.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

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    Message: 53429
    Author: $ Steven Carls
    Category: For sale
    Subject: Modem
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 11:20:45

    I have a Hayes 300 baud modem for sale.  It is 3 years old, and if you have
    an 8 bit ATARI, a free cable comes with it.  I am asking $50 or Best Offer,
    EH???  Leave mail, if interested to Steven Carls.
    Thanks
     " The ATARI WILDCAT "  Steven Carls

    Message: 53430
    Author: $ Jim Lippard
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: pharm
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 11:43:29

    The big pharmaceutical companies DID have monopolies on drugs that are now
    illegal, and that didn't prevent them from becoming illegal.  Sandoz Labs
    invented LSD and was the sole manufacturer until it became illegal in the
    late 1960s.  Heroin was invented by the Bayer Company in W. Germany.

    Message: 53431
    Author: $ Michael James
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Sandy
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 13:31:39

    How is the use of solar power discouraged?

    Message: 53432
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 16:41:01

            By putting a very high price on it.....  And being told it won't do
    the job.   And on channel 8, being told it took $15,000.00 to run ONE light
    bulb (60watt)....  A lot of bull (or was that $25,000.00)

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 53433
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Westfall
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 17:35:47

    Shut up already, pig-dog.

    Message: 53434
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Solar power
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 17:36:32

    Let's get a panel of bright people together to discuss this.

    Message: 53435
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Steven
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 17:57:06

            Thanks for the info.  What you are telling us is the Amsterdam
    hookers have to turn at least three tricks a day in order to make a profit.

    Message: 53436
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Jim
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 17:58:42

            Want to have a GT and go see the new movie about Jesus?  Sounds fun.

    Message: 53437
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Dan Oven
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 18:01:30

            I recently purchased a brand new Sharp Microwave Oven for $150. from
    the Warehouse on Washington.  It has a digitial display, you can press in
    the different cooking tempatures, it has defrost and the food rotates.
    Would you take $40.?

    Message: 53438
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Westfall
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 18:05:05

            Careful there, weapons in New York City are also against the law.

    Message: 53439
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Sandy
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 18:07:41

            I agree with your drug message.  Since we are a capitalistic nation,
    and the big companies here do not have control, they are against it.
    Besides, they may be making money from it the way it is now.  Organized
    crime, anyone?

    Message: 53440
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/Sandy
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 19:15:17

    I'm not sure what you mean by the "same problem will basically exist."  If
    you mean that drugs will still be illegal, you're right.  Drugs are illegal
    in the Soviet Union, for instance.  So the thesis that drugs are illegal
    because big companies can't make money at them is nonsense (and, of course,
    they CAN make quite a bit of money on them).
    Message: 53441
    Author: Tara Reynolds
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: HI
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 20:06:25

    Hi. Shawn are you at there??????
    Hi zak.
    Hi Bone head
    Hi big sister Michelle I love you
    Hey everyone else!!!!
    Go skate or go home
            Bye

    Message: 53442
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Legalization of Drug
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 21:55:40

    Perhaps the subject "Legal Drugs" needs to be looked at with some
    sort of historical perspective.  The legalization of alcohol is a
    good comparison.  For thousands of years, wine and beer making
    was a family affair.  The advent of distilled spirits and
    commercial distribution of wines from Europe in the 17th and 18th
    centuries began driving the old family methods out.

    In this country, the Federal government began taxing distilled
    whiskey in the late 1700's.  The small farmers who were the
    nations distillers were the people most directly affected, and
    they immediately put up a fight.  The Whiskey Rebellion was short
    lived, because the government wasn't about to let such a
    lucrative source of revenue go.

    Commercialization and competition caused the spread  of cheap
    whiskey and gin in the mid 1800's.  Poor people, refugees from
    the Industrial Revolution, turned to cheap whiskey as a form of
    escape.  Of course, excess in any form always brings a reaction
    from those opposed, so the Temperance movement of the late 19th
    century soon made drinking and drunkenness a moral issue.  (Its
    amusing to see that anti-alcohol forces called their movement the
    Temperance movement when it was anything but temperate.)
    The Volstead Act made the consumption of ethanol illegal.
    Immediately a criminal class arose to exploit the situation, and
    the "great Experiment" was finally terminated in 1933 after
    nearly wrecking the law and order establishment.  Since Repeal,
    consumption of alcohol, taxed to the hilt, has risen only in
    proportion to the nation's population increase.

    Drug usage in this country has a somewhat similar history, except
    that its Prohibition hasn't yet been repealed.  Opium and
    marijuana were legal at the turn of this century.   Hashish, or
    Indian hemp, grew wild throughout rural areas until after WWII.

    When I was a kid in the midwest in the 40's, we used to dry
    "Indian tobacco" on the tin roof of the tool shed, and smoke it
    in lieu of tobacco.  Nobody went to jail for it, but then, nobody
    was really abusing the stuff like they do today.  (At the same
    time, my Uncle Charlie was distilling several gallons of white
    lightning every month for personal use, and nobody got excited)

    Drug abuse, like alcohol abuse, brings out the worst side of the
    moral majority.  They mean well, but they throw out the baby with
    the bath water.  Perhaps the nation's crime wave would slow if
    addicts didn't need to steal to feed their habits. But also,
    if society were truly responsive to the individual. people
    wouldn't need or want to trip out on mind altering substances.

    Today, we're caught in a war being waged against us all.  On one
    side, in an unholy alliance, are the moralists who want to
    abolish drug use for our spiritual good, and  the drug czars, who
    don't want to see their profits slip when drugs are legalized and
    controlled.  On the other side is arrayed a conglomerate of
    liberals, libertarians and freethinkers, along with a huge group
    of rebellious hedonists with no ideology except a will to fight
    whatever establishment there is.

    There doesn't seem to be any easy answer.  Legalizing drugs will
    upset the bible pounders, and the Colombian drug lords.
    Criminalization of drugs causes ordinary citizens to fight the
    very society that is established to promote their own welfare.
    No political liberal can really expect that the welfare state can
    exist if a large proportion of the public is stoned out of their
    minds all the time.  A society without workers can't support
    charity, welfare, and assistance for the disadvantaged and poor.
    Instead of railing against "the government", can someone out
    there suggest how we can let loose of the tiger's tail, and
    safely decriminalize marijuana and hard drugs?  Legalization of
    mind altering and addictive drugs will work only if the people
    who use them do so in moderation.  A government "of the people,
    by the people, and for the people" ought to be responsive to the
    people.  The forces that oppose drug legalization are the moral
    fringe and the criminal elements instead of the average citizen.

    Quo vadis, junkie?

                                        Gary Jones

    Message: 53446
    Author: $ Pat Stoddard
    Category: News Today
    Subject: Dukakakis
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 22:20:05

    (From Tuesday's *Phoenix Gazette*)

      Massachusetts planned to day to borrow another $200 million so it could
    pay its bills, an indication that Gov. Michael Dukakis's revenue projections
    are falling short, officials say.
      The loan marked the second time since the beginning of fiscal 1989 on July
    1 that Massachusetts has hd to borrow money to meet day-to-day obligations.
    The first loan was taken out July 5 and is due Monday.

    (If you vote for Dukakakis, watch out!)

    Message: 53447
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Entertainment/Movies
    Subject: DIE-HARD
    Date: 08/03/88  Time: 00:09:23

            Far out.....  Lots and lots of action.  Sandy and I went with Mike
    and Vicky Carter...  had fun and it was worth the $5.50 ticket price.

    *=* the 'Mighty' Apollo SYSOP *=*

    Message: 53448
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: David
    Date: 08/03/88  Time: 01:01:21

            I'm afraid my message wasn't too well worded......when I was writing
    it, I was cooking from the heat and my skin was crawling, I just wanted to
    finish it, sorry.
            A friend visited me this evening, he had just received a letter from
    his friend in Amsterdam.  He said that drugs were okay there as long as you
    were not caught 'rolling a joint' in public.  If you were, you would get a
    ticket, much like Lippard indicated, equivelant to a traffic ticket.  Other
    than that, they were okay.
            They have been at that system for ten years and their country is
    doing just fine.  If you can't find work, the government will go to great
    ends to see that you do not starve or go without a dwelling.
            Their social problems are mild compared to ours.  One would think
    that the U.S. would have checked it out and copied it after all this time.
    There is a 'rat' in there somewhere because we have a terrible problem with
    drugs, terrible to the point that our country is doing flip flops and losing
    a great deal.  The fabric of this country is being torn over it.
            We can either put 25 million people in prison (and prisioners do
    lots of drugs) or we can do something intelligent such as what Amsterdam has
    done.
            What do you recommend?
                                    Rod

    Message: 53449
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Gary Jones
    Date: 08/03/88  Time: 01:07:28

            I simply LOVED your reply, it also belongs to a wider audiance than
    this BBS.  BRAVO!
                                    Rod

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     1:        I agree with your drug message.  Since we are a capitalistic nation,
     2:and the big companies here do not have control, they are against it.
     3:Besides, they may be making money from it the way it is now.  Organized
     4:crime, anyone?

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     5:        This nation being capitalistic has nothing to do with what I had to
     6:say....no matter what flavor a nation is, the same type of problem will
     7:basically exist.
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    Message: 51
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Mighty SYSOPs
    Subject: Last
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 22:36:09

            Was this a show and tell or did you give her a book to read?

    Message: 53
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Rod darling
    Date: 08/02/88  Time: 06:01:16

    Can you imagine the nerve that Mike Farter has in implying that I am not
    pure and sinless. And he used that filthy word 'BULLSHIT'! I'm not even sure
    what that means. Perhaps you can give me another lesson Rod Dear! Heh heh
    heh! Say in your van about midnight? =*--ANNIE the ASSp--*=
    P.S. Have you noticed by chance that JT has not written any messages on this
    sig. Do you think that he thinks he is not 'Way below normal'? Maybe he
    does not like his category eh?

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     1:        JT is not below normal but he seems to be right winged or perhaps
     2:while he is JN to a SIG, that, like me,
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     1:        I just looked at JT's category and if I were he, I would not get on
     2:this SIG either.  I have NEVER found JT to be a bore in anything.  We have
     3:had some good times together and he is basically a fun person.  With his new
     4:job and all, I think he needs all of the confidence he can get, I would.
     5:                                Rod
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     1:        When I was explaining to Ann about the birds 'n bees, I had to show
     2:her graphically what I was talking about as she was playing the dumb blonde
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    Message: 1524
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 08/01/88  Time: 02:49:34

    It must have been a clerical error.  You're not SUPPOSED to have a life!
    The next thing you know you'll be wanting to move out of your parents house!