### Apollo BBS Archive - October 18, 1988

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    Message: 4535
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Jobs
    Date: 10/17/88  Time: 22:59:40

    Hire yourself, or find a sucker

    Message: 4536
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: programming jobs
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 14:34:55

    Chris,
        My company, and many others, hire programmers from two categories:
    People already employed in other capacities who can demonstrate skill
    and/or expertise in programming.
    Also, newly graduated college students with appropriate degrees (Computer
    Science, Math, Engineering, etc) who have shown an interest and aptitude
    in programming by doing it in their spare time, or in volunteer type
    jobs.  They hired a young woman with a H.S. diploma and one semester
    of college, because she had programmed her church's computer for them.

    Another guy I know was a mechanic with the same company for several years.
    He bought a PC and taught himself programming (assembly language and "C")
    at home, and rewrote an application for his department.

    Message: 4537
    Author: $ Jim Lippard
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Hangar 18
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 15:13:28

    The movie of this name was based on the book "The Roswell Incident" by
    William Moore.  The movie title allegedly refers to a hangar at
    Wright-Patterson AFB, which has no hangar numbered 18.  According to Jim
    Speiser, there *is* a building 18 there, but I've never seen any
    documentation for that (nor any reason to suppose there are frozen aliens in
    it).

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     1:        According to Clarence Birdseye, there are frozen aliens in building
     2:18, Wright Patterson AFB, Fairborn, Ohio.
     3:end

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    Message: 4539
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Gary/Jobs
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 20:09:19

    I know Turbo Pascal, M-basic and am working on 'C' now...

    What is the name of your company...
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    P.S.  I am going to G.C.C. currently and am on my second year...

    Message: 4540
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 23:13:59

    Is there a reason that this system doesn't support ZMODEM download protocol?
    It is ALOT faster and more accuratet than Xmodem...

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    Message: 4541
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 23:55:10

            Buzz off Chris... XMODEM is more available to all computers.
    I have not experianced any accuracy problems with XMODEM, but then I don't
    have a mail order system like you do.

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 4542
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 10/19/88  Time: 01:31:57

    Accuracy is not the problem with Xmodem, but speed sure is.

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     1:        Speed, you need speed, okay, how much do you want?  Methadrine is
     2:fairly reasonable on the Black Market.  No prob.
     3:end

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    Message: 1086
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Chris/my car
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 06:20:00

    Well EXCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME!!!!!
    I ask my husband if the car had 400 horse and he said "Yes, and more"!
    Remember, I mentioned it had a racing engine. (What ever that is supposed to
    mean) This car is not standard factory!
    But I was wrong about Nick's car - it's not an Edsel, it's a Tucker! He told
    me! Ta ta =+=ANN=+=

    Message: 1087
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Last
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 10:20:42

            Ha ha ha.... your car does not have a racing engine in it... It runs
    too smooth...  It can be made into a race engine with LOTS of work....

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

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    Subject:Racing

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     1:        Yesterday, at a red light, next to me was a 928 Porsche.  I revved
     2:my engine, he revved his, the light changed and I already had my manual in
     3:first gear, already had high torque on the engine.  I released the clutch
     4:and wammo, when I looked back the Porsche was a full car length behind me.
     5:                                        Rod
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    Message: 1089
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ann/Your car...
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 20:12:08

    Some how I don't think that this is possible...  In order to 400+ horsepower
    and pass emissions, and still be 'Street Legal' it would cost you well over
    a thousand bucks...  Why don't you have your husband wright down the specs
    and then all of us can tear it apart... (HEHEHE)

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    Message: 1090
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 10/19/88  Time: 01:36:25

    Nitrous oxide injection kits for port injected Corvettes cost less than
    $500. Ann's car could probably make 400 horsepower if running "on the
    bottle," but durability might be a problem.

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    Message: 2180
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: The Kontest
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 06:22:20

    Mike clearly won that round for the best insults. He's hard to beat.

    Message: 2181
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Toaddy
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 06:29:31

    I resent the word 'OLD'! Lusty and bag are alright thought. =+=Annie the
    AssP=+=

    Message: 2182
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Jokes & Ha Ha's
    Subject: Christian Brands
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 13:20:16

    I'd rather _fight_ than switch!

    Message: 2183
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Jokes & Ha Ha's
    Subject: Paul's use of...
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 13:25:52

    CRAP on the PUBlic board....  Now if I had said that word, Paul would be all
    over me, as we all know Crap is really Shit, and Shit comes from an ASS
    HOLE!  And we ALL know how offended Paul is about Ass Holes...  I just do
    not understand the guy!  I suppose his Shit don't stink!

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Just how I feel at the moment, it will all go away.... away.... away....

    Click!

    Message: 2184
    Author: $ Nick Ianuzzi
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: last
    Date: 10/19/88  Time: 01:37:30

    Did you learn all of that when you were in medical school?

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    Subject:last

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     1:        I have played Doctor many times.
     2:end

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    Bass, Steve
    Bias, Rod
    Blehm, Ralph
    Burkett, Bill
    Burkhart, David
    Carls, Steven
    Carter, Mike
    Cervelli, Peter
    Dog, Beauregard
    Flash, Jack
    Graham, Carol
    Hamilton, Alan
    Hawley, James
    Henry, John
    Howerton, Mike
    Ianuzzi, Nick
    Innajug, Jeannie
    James, Michael
    Jones, Gary
    Lippard, Jim
    McNeill, Mike
    McSpadden, Gary
    Neal, Chris
    Oudin, Ann
    Pulley, Lloyd
    Stoddard, Pat
    Stone, Kobble
    Taranto, James
    Westfall, Daryl
    White, James
    Williams, Rod
    Wood, Jerry
    Woodruff, Zak

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    Message: 54727
    Author: $ Carol Graham
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: rod/above
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 00:06:49

    That's what I like about you...hypocrite, you are not, for sure!

    carol->

    Message: 54728
    Author: $ Carol Graham
    Category: Question?
    Subject: cliff
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 00:08:47

    Aren't you even going to tell me that you understood?
    Don't you know me well enough by now to know that half
    of what I am saying is for fun, unless I get really mad
    or really into something?  I'd shut up before I would do
    a put down and it makes me feel lousy that you took it
    that way.

    Carol->
       p.s. Thanks, Ann...

    Message: 54729
    Author: $ Carol Graham
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: gt
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 00:10:02

    and what's more, I DID go to a GT and had a great time at Hawley's new
    apt...remember?

    Message: 54730
    Author: $ Carol Graham
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: paul
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 00:22:29

    In Romans 1 that you are quoting, homosexuality is not the only thing that
    is tackled and called an abomination....It seems to be speaking about men
    who have turned the likeness of God into something else and the list goes
    like this:
    1. Filled with wickedness, evil, green and depravity.
    2. Full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice.
    3. Gossips, slanderers, God haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful.
    4. People who invent ways of doing evil
    5. Disobedient to parents
    6. Senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless.

    A long list...and later we learn that liars and murderers are also on the
    hit-list.

    This section seems to be referring to past generations cause the PAST TENSE
    is used almost exclusively and it seems that the perversion of sex was the
    final result of the other character traits, and at that point, God gave them
    up for they were obviously not wanting to be anything but the way they
    were...ala Sodom and Gomorrah days...and there have been civilizations since
    that time which have followed the same course...

    Carol->

    Message: 54731
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Carol
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 00:47:20

            Dear Carol...
                    Of course I understand.....

            But..... you will go to a James Hawley GT and NEVER attend one of
    mine.... Hmmmmmm   The ONLY reason we went to the Bob's Big Boy GT was to
    see Ann's "THANG" (tm) and to see YOU!  (We had heard you were going to be
    there)
            I would like a GT with you and Paul, and the older users.....
    I can't keep up with them young guys like Nick, Neil, Michelle Moo Moo
    and the Groseclose brothers.  Oh well, why bother even trying, there are
    always a few that won't show...and the effect is killed.

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 54732
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Bulletins
    Subject: Brandy Freeman
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 00:51:24

            For you users that remember Brandy...  well, she had a baby about
    two weeks ago.   She is back in Phoenix for now taking care of the new
    arrival while her hubby is over in Germany finishing up his tour of duty.

            Nice to hear about users from the past....  sigh!

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 54733
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Religion
    Subject: Question?
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 01:04:13

            Gosh, this has been bugging me, but something Rod said almost made
    sense. Why would God condem someone he has not even created yet?  And why
    does he keep making some men 'GAY' and then sending them to hell?  After all
    it has been proven it is not a voluntary to be 'GAY'?????
            If Paul is correct, then Christianity is a "HATEFUL" religion and
    not of love and understanding?   Either Paul is correct, or my minister is
    correct at Palm Craft... Surly they can't be reading the same Bible????

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*  ((Confused))  so is Webster!

    Message: 54734
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 05:19:58

    Your message really had two parts to it that require a response.
     In the first place, I do not rely on Webster to define religious beliefs,
    but refer to the writings of that belief. WHere Christianity is concerned,
    the Bible is the only authority, ot the dictionary, and the Bible is very
    clear when it comes to sin, and especially unrepented of sin. Of course God
    is a God of love. In fact He IS love, which is exactly why He made a way of
    repentance and an avenue of return for those who love Him through His Son,
    Jesus Christ. That is the main focus of the whole of Scripture. God hates
    SIN, but loves the sinner so much that HE made all the sacrifice necessary
    for redemption. Repentance on the part of the individual is STILL required
    however, and there's no way around that, so my statement still stands, and
    it stands in the Word of God. Just because you have read it and refuse to
    accept what God has to say about it doesn't change it.
     As to the comments concerning my wife, and her discomfort at the GT, my
    remarks were aimed at Ann, not so much you, since she blew my original
    remark way out of proportion and made all kinds of judgemental statements
    that were far removed from anything remotely resembling truth. Go back,
    since you keep all those messages, and read her uncalled for remarks in the
    explosive response to my first mention of the subject, which was, as I
    recall, nothing more than a brief, passing remark. I hope this ends this
    nonsense, since I am getting sick of the whole mess. If I have to
    continually take this knd of abuse, I may seriously consider doing you the
    favor of removing Apollo from my list of BBSes. I don't really need this
    crap. End of argument.

    Message: 54735
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 05:23:14

    What I expected is not the question Ann. What I did not expect, nor have any
    reason to expect, was for you to take a simple remark out of context and
    blow it all out of proportion in a scathing condemnation of a woman whom you
    never really knew. (I do not consider an introduction akin to knowledge.)
     However, I am more than happy to drop it as long as you are, so let it be.

    Message: 54736
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Todd
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 05:24:37

    That's the first thing you've said in a long time with which I can totally
    agree!
    (grin right back at ya)

    Message: 54737
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 05:34:51

    Murderers, rapists, government crime and child molesters have not been the
    subject of discussion Rod, or I would have voiced my opinion on them as
    well.
     Yes, I do believe that the individual has everything to say about those
    things that they themselves call sexual PREFERENCE, or CHOICE. THey make the
    choice. It is not made for them.
     I realize, (and repect your right to hold them) your religious preferences
    are not the same as mine, but there is a lot in the Bible, which even for
    atheists is a book containing a lot of common sense, that condemns
    homosexual acts for many reasons. I cannot comprehend a creator creating a
    being that is worthy of nothing more than the creator's condemnation. There
    fore I must reject the myth that these people are created with homosexual
    drives. Using your own logic, how can you condone homosexuality, knowing
    that these people also recruit children into their lifestyle, and condemn
    the child molester or the rapist? Personally, I find all perversion
    unacceptable, not just homosexuality. Answer your question?

    Message: 54738
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Question?
    Subject: New organization
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 06:12:38

    Is anyone interested in joining a new organization that will have it's first
    meeting tomorrow night? It is for stopping animal abuse in Arizona and will
    work through education and awareness. The current campaign addresses the
    issue of cock fighting - which is legal in Az. If you are interested, let me
    know in private mail and I'll give you instructions on how to get to the
    meeting place. =+=ANN=+=

    Message: 54739
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Religion
    Subject: Paul
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 10:35:49

            Paul, I do believe in the word of God in the Bible and I resent your
    saying I do not!  I just don't like the twisted hateful way you define what
    the Bible teaches.   I stand MY ground and say that ANYONE who believes in
    the Christ Child and God...is called a Christian... They may not be as
    PERFECT as you, but that does not make them less of a Christian.
            The point that does not sink in to you, is God creates GAYs to begin
    with...  how can you repent from being created? Lower life forms have shown
    this "GAY" attatude towards sex, so how can it not have been created.  It
    may seem like a "CHOICE", but it is part of you and beyond your control.
    Sure, there may be exceptions to this, but we are not talking about them.
    Not all GAY recruit children or anyone else for that matter.

            You started it when you mentioned your wife...  and I should have
    expected you to threaten to leave Apollo, because you can't stand up and
    fight....  I am not going to beg you to stay, and I do not think anyone will
    back down from their beliefs to appease you.  It only makes your HATE show,
    and you seem to have lots of that...a lot more than years ago when you
    seemed a little more understanding and able to hold your oun ground.
    Your Insult and name calling "I don't really need this CRAP" ????
    You just called Apollo "CRAP" and you tell me you don't name call....

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 54740
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul...who else?
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 11:00:36

            I am more afraid to have Travis SYSOP see this distortion of the
    Bible you post then any of the stuff you complained about.  Here he is being
    thaught the Bible reflects LOVE and all we see posted from you is the hate
    side.  Now we have to teach him to separate Bigots from true Christians.
    I am glad the boys go to Palm Craft and not your Church (sic).  They take a
    Bible class as well and learn the meanings of the scripture... so differant
    than how you read them.  Now that is SAD.
            Paul, I just do not understand what has happened to you.  I will
    pray for your recovery from this hate binge you seem to have grasped

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 54741
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul/Ann
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 11:13:28

            Paul, your little remark was explosive.  I too felt a little
    offended that a user was called dirty for lack of a bath.  I think the whole
    episode was uncalled for.  And if you read Ann's post again, you should see
    a lot of "What if's" in there....  HYPOTHETICAL... not out and out attack.
    We don't want to see you POP a gasket Paul, so take things a little lighter.
    Enjoy your much deserved retierment..... and switch to a more conservative
    church.... (Grin)

    As Paul said.... "END of ARGUMENT"

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 54742
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Commercial
    Subject: Repair!
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 11:20:26

            Hey guys, we do great Drive alignments....  We give it the extra
    mile.  We make sure the settings are dead center of the tolerance, and the
    drives are as quiet as can be.   We do all sorts of other repair as well on
    Computers and PRINTERS!
            TRS-80, IBM and Clones, Commodore 64s even..... Atari STs! and more
    Call...  My number can be found in the [S]tore Info file in the ain menu!

    We can even pick up and deliver if need be...

    *=* SYSOP Cliff *=*

    Message: 54743
    Author: $ Gary Jones
    Category: Politics
    Subject: Senator Quayle
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 14:25:57

    I can't and won't argue with the media publicity polls showing Mr. Bush
    ahead of his oponent, but -

    Is there anyone out there at this time who feels that Senator Quayle's
    presence on the ticket has *** enhanced *** the Republican party's
    position in the polls?

    As an Oh, By-the-way, I read in US NEWS where some movie theatre company
    conducted a political opinion poll of their patrons in 300+ movie theaters
    around the country and found Mr. Bush nearly 20 percentage points ahead
    of Mr Dukakis.  U Snooze commented that this company had accurately pre-
    dicted the presidential election results with this method for the past
    umpteen elections.

    Another OBTW:
       Sure wish Jesse had been more mainstream and less of a demagogue while
    he was running.  He scared the BeJ... out of the establishment for a time,
    but he was "right-on" with his policies about the national debt, trade
    deficit, and worker's rights.  Oh, well, maybe next time?

    Message: 54744
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul/Gays
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 15:59:50

            I grew up in the fifties when being a homosexual was almost a
    hanging crime.  Gays in those days hid deep in their closet.  This did not
    make for fewer gays.  A gay is gay because of something in thier minds they
    cannot control.  Sex is sex, fulfilment is fulfilment.  A person who is gay
    would certainaly change under extreme duress (as in the forties & fifties)
    if they could.  They can't.  Upstairs they know what they must do and as I
    previously stated, you going to bed with another man would be as distasteful
    as a gay going to bed with a member of the opposite sex.
            It would seem to me that a person male have male organs but a female
    brain.  I blame it on mother nature.
            Perhaps it is Her way of population control of the species.
            Gays are not to be condemed.  A gay will have no trouble finding a
    suitable partner because there are many.  I do object, of course, to a gay
    or even a hetrosexual going after a child for sexual purposes.

            I am a hetrosexual.  When I was growing up I had many run-ins with
    gay men and women.  I saw their lifestyle but it never appealed to me
    because upstairs I was made a hetro.  I couldn't force myself to be gay as a
    gay cannot force themselves to be hetro, it is the same difference.

                                            Rod

    Message: 54745
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Cliff
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 16:00:22

            Good message on gays.  Glad you see the light.

    Message: 54746
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Gary Jones
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 16:17:33

    I think Quayle arguably has helped the Bush ticket.  It's difficult to say,
    though, since Bush was going to win all along anyway.

    Jesse Jackson is not "right on"; he is the most dangerous man to run for
    president in a long time.

    Message: 54747
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann Oudin
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 16:18:11

    What have you got against cockfighting?  If I want to stage a cockfight in
    the privacy of my own home, where the hell do you get off trying to stop me?

    Message: 54748
    Author: Apro Poet
    Category: Tales & Tall Stories
    Subject: Tru Fax
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 17:58:17

      According to Soviet press reports, that country's first pay
    toilet recently opened on Prospect Marksa near Red Square in
    Moscow.  The undertaking is described as a limited exercise
    in private enterprise.  *Orlando (Florida) Sentinel*

      In Santa Barbara, California, a thirty-seven-year-old man
    was arrested by rangers at California's Montana de Oro State
    Park after he was found "sitting on crates beneath a women's
    outhouse, waist-deep in muck and dressed in plastic
    clothing."  He was booked at the county jail for
    "investigation of loitering."  *Sacramento Bee*

      An emergency plan for the Sequoyah Nuclear Plant in
    Chattanooga, Tennessee, calls for an engineer to destroy some
    of the plant's toilet bowls with a sledgehammer in the event
    of a nuclear accident.
      "The three toilets and one urinal in restrooms next to the
    control room would be smashed and the holes in the floor
    sealed with duct tape to eliminate a path for air and gasses
    to escape, said plant spokeswoman Janice Blankenship."
    *Chicago Tribune*

      From the *Altoona (Pennsylvania) Mirror*:
      "Sweden's army has announced that it will issue each of its
    45,000 national servicemen with five condoms in the
    Camouflage colors of brown and green."

      From a London, England, press review:
      "To inspire the Iranian population to greater efforts in
    the war against Iraq, the Islamic Revolutionary News Service
    has issued a pamphlet in which Mr. Mahamud Tavassoli, who has
    been fined one million rials for allowing 'a forest of
    hypocrites to patronize his hotel,' is contrasted with Mr.
    Yaquh Nerouzi, 'a 105-year-old shepherd who has volunteered
    to defuse sixteen lorry loads of land mines from the southern
    front.'"

      According to Superior Court Judge John E. Bachman, Mary Ann
    Romer is too young to live with her sixty-year-old husband at
    the residence he owns in New Jersey's Rossmoor retirement
    community.  The forty-five-year-old cannot have visiting
    privileges either.  *Pacific Stars and Stripes*

    Message: 54750
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: J.T. on Quayle
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 20:18:21

    That was a good post...  FOR ONCE!!!

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    Message: 54751
    Author: $ Chris Neal
    Category: War!
    Subject: J.T. on Ann
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 20:19:26

    Get a job, buy a brain and then buy some friends....   I should have known
    that the one good message you posted wasn't going to be a trend!

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    Message: 402
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Annie the ASSp
    Subject: Rod/last
    Date: 10/18/88  Time: 06:27:50

    Holy water & fudge! What a great combination! Lets have the next GT at your
    house.
    Pictionary is a real fun game - kind of like Sharades, only you try to draw
    the answer instead. Trouble is - it takes at least four players and my game
    sits and rots in this 'non' game playing house'! My hubby is not a game
    player! I am a 'foaming at the mouth' game player - any kind! =+=ANN=+=

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     1:        Let's start out with a cock fight then go onto Pictionary, okay?
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    Message: 1574
    Author: $ Beauregard Dog
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 10/16/88  Time: 23:18:02

    No, it was a great movie.

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