### Apollo BBS Archive - April 22, 1989

    Apollo Underground Bulletin Board command:RC138-

    Message: 138
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Dean
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 05:51:26

    But you saw me with some one else's gun and it was kid of funny.
    Had never been sighted in, or fired before.
                        =)) SHOOT THEM ALL RALPH ((=

    Message: 139
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ralph/last
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 01:52:51

            Yeah, I've heard that excuse before, used it once or twice myself.

    Message: 140
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/Ralph
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 15:33:13

      At the last Shootout GT Ralph fired a lot of rounds and nobody got hurt,
    so either he wasn't aiming at any of us or he is a lousy shot. Either way I
    don't think you have anything to worry about Rod.
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 141
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 16:23:32

            What, me worry?  -Alfred E. Neuman

    AComputer Hacker SIG Bulletin Board command:RC153-

    Message: 153
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Bit Bucket Talk
    Subject: Last
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 06:32:26

    JT will give you $5 for it.

    Message: 154
    Author: $ Cliff Winters
    Category: IBM & Clones
    Subject: with VGA....
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 13:43:03

            I just picked up ColoRIX VGA paint and think it's great.
    How many of you here with IBM type computers have VGA or VGA 512K?
    I am using a VGA card by Genoa (SuperVGA 512) a 16-Bit graphics Adapter
    model 5400.  Res to 1024 x 768.
            Anyway, ColoRIX is the program you need to get...  list is
    only $199.00, but I sell it for $103.75 (cash).

            I'm off to play with my new program now.... bye bye.

            See UU

    Message: 155
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Bit Bucket Talk
    Subject: Chris Neal
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 23:45:43

    SERIOUSLY...  I'll give you $100 cash for it.

    (It is USED, you know)

    Message: 156
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: ST & Atari
    Subject: Drive Utility
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 01:55:14

            Does anyone know of a program that will clock my drive speed and
    allow me to adjust same?  I need one for an ST.  I had one for my Commie 64
    but the disk won't fit from one to the other.

    Message: 157
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Bit Bucket Talk
    Subject: Last
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 04:21:04

    Ask Lloyd.

    Message: 158
    Author: $ Kim Paskiewicz
    Category: Bit Bucket Talk
    Subject: ME (Kim)
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 05:36:38

      I Talk very little, but get on most every week.
       A.S.B.Bser Kim V. Paskiewicz

    Message: 159
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Bit Bucket Talk
    Subject: Cliff/#154
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 07:07:46

    You just put that message in here to torture me didn't you? -=*) ANN (*=-
    P.S. I am now a shade of very dark green!

    The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:RC3035-

    Message: 3035
    Author: $ Ralph Blehm
    Category: Thang!
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 05:46:05

    Since your last one became worn out someone thought it would
    nice to give you a new one. Be thankful.
                      =)) SHOOT THEM ALL RALPH ((=

    Message: 3036
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer !
    Subject: Rod
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 06:33:23

    I do not have hampsters.  (I don't even have hamsters.)

    Message: 3037
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Rod/no lying
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 07:48:43

    Yes Rod. I know you always tell the truth and I believe you about the cut up
    news paper for James' invisiable Hampsters. Boyee - the clues are now coming
    in hot and heavy against James. Any more? BTW - the Penis messages are typed
    on very RED paper! As red as THANG himself! Also, who ever it is has a super
    camera! I assume they also have their own developing equitment because I
    doubt the local Abco would develope pictures of such a sexual nature.
                               -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 3038
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Question ?
    Subject: James/last
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 07:50:40

    But do you have scotch tape - developing equipment - red under your
    fingernails - a great imagination?  -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 3039
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Answer !
    Subject: Last
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 17:37:51

    Yes,no,no,depends.

    Message: 3040
    Author: $ Todd Reese
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: ABCO developing
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 23:48:27

    It's all machine-processed anymore.  Nobody cares if you have photographs of
    actual murders.

    Message: 3041
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann/Thang
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 02:02:41

            On James' kitchen counter top, there was a packet of red, form-feed
    computer paper.  It was obvious the packet had been opened.

    By the way, James, Hampsters are little critters that come from Peru.  On
    the other hand, the commom American Hamster has little in common with it.
    Although they are both small and usually brown in color, their ears are
    shaped different from one another and as you know, the Hamster has a little
    nose and the Hampster a large, spread out one.
            But I was just telling Ann that you had told me, as an excuse for
    all the cut up paper on your living room floor, that you had Hampsters and
    in fact you admitted you didn't which makes you look all the more guilty.
            Rod

    Message: 3042
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Rod/last
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 07:13:21

    You may get that $10 after all. -=*) ANN (*=-
    P.S. Loved your tutorial regarding Hampsters/Hamsters! But you left out
    'Hempsters' from Indonesia! They also resemble the above mentioned ones but
    they have no nose at all.

    Message: 3043
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Ann/no nose
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 16:25:56

    Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:RC287-

    Message: 287
    Author: $ Peter Petrisko
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: ROD THE BOD
    Date: 04/22/89  Time: 20:03:00

         Sorry if I am pessimistic as of late.  This SIG is going to die
    shortly, and frankly I'm scared.

    Message: 288
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Peter/last
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 02:13:51

            Nothing ever dies, only changes.  The atoms will still be in
    existence, only the structure will look different.
            And to think, Bob has not logged on, even once.  Damn -Rod

    Message: 289
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Pete
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 02:14:08

    Hello

    Message: 290
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Peter on this sig.
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 07:27:15

    There, there my lad. Never fear. This sig. will stay around a long while.
    The Sysops love it! However, I am fearing for my sig. Either every one's
    pets died, they killed them or sold them! Sob. Not a word on that sig in
    days! -=*) ANN (*=-
    Speaking of animals - where in the hell is JT? Heh heh!

    Message: 291
    Author: $ Bob Dobbs
    Category: Rod's thoughts
    Subject: Are WRONG!
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 09:48:25

            Rod old boy, let me tell you that I was all wrong in my ideas of
    life and death.  There is a GOD and sad to say, I am not with him at this
    time.  Next time around I will do it differently, and that is an
    understatment to say the least.
            Yes, God is going to give me another chance.  I have been
    reincarnated as a little baby girl this time, right here on planet Earth.
    Look for the baby girl in South Dakota smoking a pipe, that is I.
    Yes, Hell is where you find it!

    God Bless and may you see the light.  Bob Dobbs

    Message: 292
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Last
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 11:49:28

    Rod and I are both dorks.....

    Message: 293
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: J.R. Bob Dobbs
    Date: 04/23/89  Time: 16:39:14

            Don't forget to include marijuana in that pipe.  Looks like you're
    going to need it.  And why in the hell would a deity such as yourself want
    to live in a human body on this dirt ball.  I always knew you were crazy but
    you just topped my previous opinion of you.  If I were in your position I'd
    fly around the cosmos looking for chicks from an intelligent life source.
            On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, earth is a -1.  Of
    course I realize that worse places exist but there are so many better places
    that it isn't funny.  My theory that you and Bobra were really into pain has
    finally been proven.
            If this character you refer to as God has you under his thumb then
    you must also be into S & M because from what I have observed you are at
    least 1000 times more powerful, easily.  Also you are much more fun, easy
    going, have better mottos, and instead of sex being a sin, it is mandatory.
            I always liked you, Bob, and I know this is just another one of your
    stupid jokes.  So, in parting I say to you EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE
    Fuck off.                       -Rod