### Apollo BBS Archive - May 2, 1989

    Mail from Nick Ianuzzi
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 03:37:28

    Yes, OXIDIZE... One of the major factors in aging (or change, or whatever)
    is the damage that reactive oxygen molecules do to cells. Vitamins C and E,
    and the mineral selenium have been shown to exert a naturally protective
    effect against such oxidation.

    I don't know if I actually feel any better since I've been taking vitamins,
    but I almost never get a cold or flu anymore.
    [A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

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     1:        Yeah, but do you get laid?
     2:
     3:        I missed this flu season although when the kids and Jasmine had it I
     4:felt sluggish for a few days.
     5:        What makes me feel good is to wake up when I wake up, take a shower,
     6:get dressed and then go out into the jungle and fight like crazy for
     7:anywhere from 5 to 8 hours.  I don't eat breakfast or lunch but I grap a
     8:healthful Pepsi or Coke with lots of ice.  When I come home I eat din-din
     9:then I take a shower and lay down and doze off for awhile.  When I wake up
    10:I log on Apollo and around midnight or so, I grap some lunch.  I like
    11:chocolate and I suspose I am addicted to caffein in the form of soft drinks
    12:although I like tea.  Tea has more caffein than coffee.
    13:
    14:        Thought about joining the local chapter of the Hemlock Society?
    15:
    16:                                Rod

    Mail from James Taranto
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 15:48:19

    Well, unless you start showing a little class and intelligence, you are
    indefensible.
    [A]bort, [C]ontinue, [I]nsty-reply or [Z]ap:Insty-reply

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     1:        Speaking of intelligence, Dean Hathaway is very intelligent and is
     2:well spoken.  Why don't you ask him about why time doesn't exist.  Or if
     3:Mark Adkins ever logs in again you can ask him about why time doesn't exist.
     4:He even wrote an article in one of my SubGenius Times about the
     5:non-existence of time although he got really pissed at me for using his
     6:name.
     7:        The people who don't believe in the existence of time (cept for
     8:communication purposes) are a minority and in my opinion, an exclusive club.
     9:
    10:How would you have me show CLASS?  I am open to suggestions and always
    11:willing to learn.                       -Rod

    Apollo Underground Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 147
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Hi.
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 18:21:42

    Hi.

    Message: 148
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: SYSOP Speaks
    Subject: A David
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 20:27:50

            MY goodness ! ! ! ! ! !
    Someone really dug deep ............. they unearthed a David.

    Message: 149
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: last two/David
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:26:05

            Yeah, and it looks like he's high.

    Creative Corner Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 2185
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Dean/Kontest
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:36:02

    Great idea! But more details are needed. For instance - how short or long
    can the story be? Three pages - four? Sould there be a basic theme? Or can
    it be about anything? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 2186
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Details
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 20:34:26

            How about no more than 6 posts long.
            No basic theme.

            I am not very original and need a lot of room to think with.

            Will the begining time be announced and everyone will have one week
    to write their short story on a word processor? After the one week deadline
    the stories will be posted? All a once? One per day?
            They can be uploaded to the library and we can post them. That
    should take care of any foul play calls on someone getting an exta day to
    write and be creative.

    Did Dean say at least 3 Apollo characters?

    Message: 2187
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Cliff/Kontest
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:03:07

    Yes.

    Message: 2188
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Ann/Kontest
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:04:44

    Make it as long or short as you want, but shortness counts. It can be about
    anything.
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 2189
    Author: $ Dean Hathaway
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Sandy/Kontest
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:07:41

      Six posts is probably ok, and any story with three Apollo characters
    should be acceptable. I had thought it would be simpler to just post the
    stories as available, but uploading will be ok too. The one week limit was
    just an idea, it would move people to get started soon though if they are
    interested.
       See You Later
          Dean H.

    Message: 2190
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Kontest
    Subject: Story
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:28:49

            I put myself to sleep thinking of what I could write about.  I came
    up with a few ideas but nothing concrete.  Today I was so very busy that I
    had forgotten about the Kontest.  Three Apollo characters: $RC P Q
                            Rod

    The outer COSmos Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 3063
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Last
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 20:37:57

            So am I and I am innocent.

    Message: 3064
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Cosmos-Chatter
    Subject: Innocent
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:29:43

            Don't make me laugh.  What exactly are you INNOCENT of?

    Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 58473
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Religion
    Subject: Ann/brain washing
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 05:45:35

    What you call "religious brain washing" has little if anything to do with
    the problems you described Ann. The biggest problem in the lives of those of
    whom you spoke was their own misconceptions of God and His Word, and their
    unholy ties to a man made denominational doctrine.
     You must remember that God did NOT found ANY denomination. None at all. He
    established one true church in the corporate body of His Son, Jesus, the
    Christ, the Messiah. No denominational structure, all of which have been
    founded by fallible men, and all of which are being promulgated and
    sustained by fallible men,have any kind of exclusive claim to God's truth or
    to eternal life through Christ Jesus.
     Your problem, and Rod's, seems to be that you insist on blaming God for the
    problems that men have caused through the years, falsely claiming to be
    God's spokesmen. Why not try letting God speak for Himself for a change, and
    listening with an open mind? You know? Open mind? That thing that you
    would-be atheists accuse all of us Christians of lacking so much that you
    fail to see your own shortcomings?

    Message: 58474
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Ann/you
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 05:47:39

    Gee Ann, maybe I ought to take back some of those unkind remarks I said
    about your closed mind in my last post! You actually said something nice
    about me! Maybe there is a small crack in that hard shell after all!
    Like...WOW! I'm impressed!

    Message: 58475
    Author: $ Paul Savage
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/Netherlands
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 05:52:44

     You don't need contributions to go to the Netherlands.
     Just borrow one of Sandy's guns, hijack a plane, and when it lands in the
    Netherlands, run like crazy! Their loss will be our gain. I'll donate a pair
    of tennies. (Shoes, that is.)

    Message: 58476
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Benny - Hi!
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:10:34

    Welcome to Apollo. Hope you stick around awhile. Be sure and join the sigs.
    You certainly have taste in computers! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58477
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Afro Poet
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:12:51

    Dear Afro - could you speak a little clearer? Seems 'Dem ole cotton balls
    done got in yo mouff'! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58478
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Sandy/meeting
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:14:12

    Sorry, I have a dental appointment that evening. But you can speak for both
    of us. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58479
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Sandy/questions
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:15:03

    I can answer all of those questions ----- 'NO!' -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58480
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul/listening
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:28:45

    I'm afraid there must be something wrong with my ears! I've never heard God
    speak! Did He come to you in a burning bush or something?
    Re: brain washing -- I feel my examples were classic! We learn about God
    from other people - our parents, friends, church etc. Any or all of them
    tell you the 'Truth' as they believe it to be. If your parents for example,
    believe and preach in 'Hell and damnation', then you will grow up believing
    that! Ditto, the Catholics, the Mormons, the Baptists etc. etc. Parents such
    as these, very rarely decide to let their children decide for themselves
    when they grow up. That's Brain Washing! Personally, I've went through all
    of that and have came to a belief in God in my own way - not someone else's!
    However, I will admit that some of the dregs of brain washing still linger.
    But at least I can recognize it for what it is! -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58481
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Paul/#58474
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:31:15

    Hey Paul! No problem. I've enjoyed our conversations to the fullest. I've
    agreed with a lot that you've said - but can't have too much agreement here
    can we? Ha ha. -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58482
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Rod/ Netherlands
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:32:38

    Sounds to me like they give people freedom in the important things!
                                 -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 58483
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Bulletins
    Subject: Great Debate/Drugs
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 15:30:19

            Today, in the mail, I recieved my copy of the 'The Great Apollo
    Bulletin Board System Debate on Illegal Drugs' as compiled by Charles (Rod)
    Williams....  40 fun filled, shocking pages.
            All I can say is, I was impressed at the publication and the work
    Rod went though along with all the input by you, the users of Apollo.

            Thanks Rod....

    Message: 58484
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: 58483
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 15:54:42

    Nick Ianuzzi, arbiter of fairness.

    Message: 58485
    Author: $ James Taranto
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: 58470
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 15:55:45

    Rod Williams, arbiter of social health.

    Message: 58486
    Author: $ Steve MacGregor
    Category: Religion
    Subject: Rod / Agnostics
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 17:48:11

      As usual, Rod is wrong again.  His arguement appears to be that if someone
    cannot *prove* that God exists, then he is an agnostic.  Has *anyone* ever
    been able to knock some sense into that guy, by the way?

         =========  Pascal  #(O,O)#  Hoot!  MacProgrammer  =========

    Message: 58487
    Author: Lee King
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: MY BROTHER!
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 17:56:42

    I AM LEE KING!
    I AM THE SISTER OF JOSEPH KING!
    I AM A SERIOUS BUT ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE
    BACHELORS TO FULFILL MY NEED FOR MALE COMPANIONSHIP!
    THIS IS A NEED BOTH EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL!
    I AM IN MY MID TWENTIES, BLONDE, BLUE EYES, PRETTY FACE, NICE
    FIGURE, AND I HAVE A VERY SWEET PERSONALITY!
    BUT I WON'T BE GOING OUT WITH ANYONE FROM THIS SYSTEM!
    I WOULD SOONER DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS THAN DATE ANYONE WHO WOULD
    SUBJECT MY DEAR BELOVED BROTHER TO SUCH CRUEL ABUSE!
    VERBALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE YOU HAVE NEVER MET SHOWS A DEFINITE
    LACK OF CHARACTER!
    AND I ONLY DATE MEN OF GOOD CHARACTER!
    THUS MEN ON THIS SYSTEM WILL NEVER KNOW MY FEMININE CHARMS!
          LEE KING

    Message: 58488
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Lee King
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 18:10:07

            Like brother, like sister... neither one knows how to turn off the
    upper case lock.
            Don't worry dear, no one that uses this system would want you.

    SYSOP

    Message: 58489
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Religion
    Subject: CHR SIG/David B.
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 18:55:17

    This is a post from the Christian SIG....  Kind-a-said it all!
    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    Message: 412
    Author: $ David Burkhart
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Blessings
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 18:26:54

    [A]bort, [R]ead or [S]kip:Read

    I'm Opinion Editor of my school paper, I'm VP Finance of the Student
    Association for Management, I'm a founding father of the UCSD chapter of the
    Alpha Kappa Psi business fraternity, and I've lost 45 pounds.
    And I'm having fun.
    I don't see how anyone can be an athiest.

    Message: 58490
    Author: $ James Hawley
    Category: Question?
    Subject: Sandy
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 19:11:25

    I thought DeConcini's office was at Jefferson and 7th street...

    Message: 58491
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: DeWeenie's Office
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 19:23:34

            James, Jefferson and 7th street was his 'OLD' office.

    Please excuse my spelling in the header.

    Cliff (I will be a criminal when his 747 bill passes)

    Message: 58492
    Author: $ Sandy SYSOP
    Category: Tales & Tall Stories
    Subject: Ann
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 20:46:06

            I am sure if Benny is interested in Apollo he will
    be a fine addition.
            I predict he will.

    Bulletin Board command:PEQ

    You chose Question?

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     1:        How about a date sweetheart?
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    Message: 58494
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Answer!
    Subject: Paul/Tennies
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:35:23

            No thanks, they are probabbly three feet long and I would trip over
    them on the runway.
            I will think of another way to defect, dad.

    Message: 58495
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: Steve/agnostic
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:35:52

            But I know that.  Aren't I allowed to have fun?

    Message: 58496
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Chit Chat
    Subject: JT
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:36:24

            How about a date, sweetheart?

    Rod, God & Bob Bulletin Board command:$C

    Message: 323
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Cliff/words
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:39:13

    Now I don't know about that! If you called me a mean, ugly, stupid Bitch -
    -- that would hurt me. OF course, if you called me a cute, intelligent,
    beautiful hunk of woman - I wouldn't mind! Sandy might however! Ha.
                             -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 324
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/on Cliff
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:41:38

    'A big fucking agnostic fag? You must now know how it feels to be standing
    on the top of Mt. Everest - on the ice - with slick soled shoes on!
                              -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 325
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Cliff/Rod's dick!
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:43:24

    Who ever said Rod could possibly have a brain in his dick? No man has! Right
    Sandy? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 326
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Cliff/310
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:46:39

    When I read that post, I almost laughed myself right outta the chair! BUT -
    - I think I'm gonna get the hell out of here before you come down on me!

    "Whopp Hawley and FatMan Ianuzzi'!!! - hahahahahahahahaha. Where do you come
    up with this stuff? -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 327
    Author: $ Ann Oudin
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Rod/these posts
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 08:53:28

    I sure hope your getting all these posts saved. I've never read anything
    funnier. There's tears in my eyes from laughing! The one about your dick
    touching the ground and Cliff asking if you'd had your legs amputated was
    halarious! These posts belong on the Cos sig where more people can read
    them. Keep up the good work fellows. You really have talent and ought to
    collaberate (sp?) on writing a book of nasty insults! I'd buy it.
                             -=*) ANN (*=-

    Message: 328
    Author: $ Apollo SYSOP
    Category: Chit-Chat
    Subject: Ann/325
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 10:22:06

            Of course no man has a brain in his dick.  But the non-existant
    brain in Rod's tiny dick is bigger than the one in his so called head.

    Message: 329
    Author: $ Rod Williams
    Category: Shit-Chat
    Subject: last/Cliff/dick
    Date: 05/02/89  Time: 22:41:45

            The last time you farted, brain matter from your head splattered the
    walls in your computer room and that is why you took that vacation, so you
    could clean it up.  I promised not to tell, I know.

            By the way, wasn't that you at Yellow Front the other day, buying
    those rubber hip boots.  Where'd you get the sheep or are you into pigs
    these days.

            Hey, I know your birthday is coming up.  What size of penis
    extension did you say you wanted?  If you want to double your current penis
    size, I'd suggest the 3 incher.

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