
"Textfiles"

To the tune of "Big Time" - Peter Gabriel

Written By Jason Scott on March 9th, 1987

Congratulations. It's my first parody in about a year.



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(Hi there!)



I've got textfiles, I'm writing them. (huh!)

I'm gonna leech them all, yeah! (hey!)

So much megs left to leech,

I'm gonna fill my hard driveEEEE



Uhhhhhhhhh.....



The C-Nets that I've called, are all use-less

They act real proud of 10 "g-philes"

But not me! I've got more than that!

I've searched them out.

I've been filling my drive, from lots of AE's that I ride.



It's not enough, I'm getting rough,

With my Leechlist, my big big leechlist

I check and mark them, and then I ARC them

So I have more meg space



And I will read all my textfiles

But the pagelength is 4 miles...



Textfiles! I'm on my way to gigabytes..

Textfiles! Ooo Yes!

Textfiles! I'm gonna read them all, yeah!

Textfiles!

Textfiles! So much info out there..

Textfiles! I'm gonna leech them all, yeah!

Textfiles!



oOOOOOooooOoooo

oOOOOOooooOoooo



My hard drive has lots of cool files

Like "Real Pirates" and "The guide to Sprint"

"How to fuck the dead", and "Getting Fake I.D."

And always they're real fun

But it's real good that I take time to think

`Bout making Bombs in my kitchen sink

Or dumping urine in a party drink....



'Cause I know that they're still textfiles,

And you can't know who wrote them...



Textfiles! I'm on my way to hectobytes,

Textfiles! (Huh!)

Textfiles! I've got to leech them all, yeah!

Textfiles!

Textfiles! So much info to grab..

Textfiles! I'm gonna leech them all, yeah..

Textfiles!



Textfiles! My drive's getting fuller!

Textfiles! My board's getting fuller!

Textfiles! My greed's getting greater..

Textfiles! And my tape drive...



Textfiles! My list is getting bigger

Textfiles! And my floppy disks.



Textfiles! Look at my phone call fares

Textfiles! Someday I might get rad

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