OK, you asked for it... The o-fish-all WORLD POWER SYSTEMS¨
commodity fetish listing I mean catalog. T-shirts and other¨
cultural paraphenalia ready for you to purchase so I can throw¨
good money after bad for such aimless projects as rent, food,¨
etc.

T-SHIRTS: Black ink on a white all cotton "BEEFY-T", in sizes L¨
or XL only. (They're hand made in small quantities, and we simply¨
can't afford to order and stock all possible sizes and colors.)


Mail your hard earned cash to:

	World Power Systems
	Tom Jennings
	666 Illinois
	San Francisco
	CA 94107 USA

OMNIARCHY! T-shirt . . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Liberty T-shirt  . . . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Alan Turing T-shirt  . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Discordian calendars . . . . . . .  $ 5
Do-It-Yourself LPG Conversion  . .  $ 5
Fido the Book (& latest version) .  $40
FidoTerm book (& latest version) .  $12
HOMOCORE BAD POETRY  . . . . . . .  $ 2

Add $2 per order for shipping. 

Cash preferred, checks to "World Power Systems"). 

Questions? Mail to Tom Jennings at 1:125/111.

IMPORTANT NOTE: These T-shirts are only available *now* -- well,¨
until say the middle of November 1991. Why? Because we've only¨
got few screens, and we strip the old images off and reuse them.¨
So hurry up if you're interested. (You can always ask; drop a¨
note (preferably by FidoNet).


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The OMNIARCHY T-shirts have on the front a large "circle O" (like¨
the circled "A" of anarchism, but better) with "OMNIARCHY!"¨
emblazoned beneath it for the less well-informed. On the back it¨
says in huge letters "WE'RE ALL IN CHARGE!" and in teensy letters¨
up at the top, "Shred of Dignity", which is us in another¨
disguise.

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The Alan M. Turing shirt has a '51 photo of AMT and the¨
inscription:

		Alan Mathison Turing (1912--1954)

	Invented the stored-program digital computer (1936); 
	broke WWII German ENIGMA cypher (1941); defined modern 
	programming concepts (1946); designed world's first 
	operating computer (Manchester, June, 1948); openly and 
	unapologetically homosexual.


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The LIBERTY T-shirt is a slight (ahem) variation on the famous¨
and beautiful Standing Liberty from the turn of the century¨
20-dollar gold piece ("golden eagle"). She's had a fashion¨
makeover and is now the height of late 90's paranoid Discordian¨
style. In her left hand is a five-leafed branch of cannabis; in¨
her right Kallisti's Golden Apple. In the background are 23 rays;¨
on her head, appropriately enough, her long flowing hair has¨
become liberty spikes. She has a Sacred Chao tattoo on her left¨
arm; one breast is bared as she stands in defiance. She's hot.¨
There's other tiny details all appropriately buried in various¨
nooks and crannies.


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The calendar is a true Discordian calendar, with the five seasons¨
as outlined in PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA, for the year 3158 POEE. (The¨
old Discordian saw goes, "73 days hath Chaos, Discord, Confusion,¨
Beaurocracy and Aftermath".) Each is Illustrated in the proper¨
manner, and has a Julian to Discordian converter table.

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"Do-It-Yourself Automotive LPG Conversion" is a 36 page book¨
describing converting my car from gasoline to LPG (propane) as a¨
motor fuel. It has some background, comparison to other fuels,¨
personal experiences and a basic how-to of the process and¨
equipment involved. While it may not be enough for you to¨
complete the project end to end, it will tell you what's¨
involved, how it works and definitely set you in the right¨
direction. (PS: after a year and a couple of 5,000 mile road¨
trips, I can tell you it's a truly great fuel. No more gasoline¨
for me!)


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FidoTerm is my version of the best telecomm/modem program in the¨
world. Of course, there are lots of them. Mine has a real¨
programming language built in, very complete but kinda obscure.¨
It "remembers" the last few hundred screen lines. Fido/FidoNet¨
can invoke it via the "F" local console command. It does ZMODEM,¨
XMODEM (both flavors) and some pretty nice text transfers. 


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Fido the Book and Fido/FidoNet is of course the original FidoNet¨
program that started all this nonsense. It is exceedingly¨
reliable -- you can literally leave it running for months at a¨
time without a hiccup. It is compact, very fast, easily¨
customizable, supports all popular file-transfer protocols, and¨
probably the easiest BBS for new users and still powerful for¨
experts. It's drawbacks are: only one phone line per Fido¨
(DesqView aware though) and doesn't support FidoNet HOLD packets¨
-- yet. Still the most robust and clean BBS, and the only¨
integrated BBS/FidoNet system. The manual is a bit dated, but a¨
new one is in the works and the FIDO HELP conference is filled¨
with experienced sysops.


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HOMOCORE BAD POETRY ISSUE #5 1/2's are still available. They are¨
gigantic format, 2ft x 3ft, two sheets, with artwork on one side¨
and bad poetry on the other (what else). If occasional swear¨
words and graphic sexual matter offend you, spare us both the¨
trouble and don't buy one.
