# BBS: Jerry W. Decker's Keelynet BBS: Humor

Filename | Size | Description of the Textfile
100dying.asc | 9827 | 100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)
10com.asc | 3282 | The 10 Commandsments for Technicians
adam.asc | 5324 | Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)
art-erot.asc | 46930 | AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)
atomic1.asc | 8284 | Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor
barney_m.asc | 11684 | The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)
beer.asc | 3120 | Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)
best1001.asc | 24998 | The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)
best1002.asc | 28577 | The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)
blooprs1.asc | 13776 | The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)
chiklens.asc | 4671 | Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)
clinton.asc | 2045 | The Bill Clinton Statue Committee
condom.asc | 825 | National Condom Week Slogans
condom1.asc | 1430 | Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)
corpdef.asc | 3420 | Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)
dark1.asc | 5838 | The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)
darkbulb.asc | 6185 | The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas
disd.asc | 2531 | The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam
freeman.asc | 11666 | TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)
husband.asc | 1109 | The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives
impure.asc | 3808 | Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs
man.asc | 5812 | A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)
moseshew.asc | 5524 | A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.
murfsex.asc | 4984 | Murphy's Laws on Sex
nursing.asc | 848 | The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home
oldage.asc | 1814 | A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)
order.asc | 6842 | The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk
phones.asc | 5568 | Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)
phyhum.asc | 11320 | The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)
redneck.asc | 3744 | You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)
revenge.asc | 3013 | The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)
roach.asc | 1006 | Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
safe-fax.asc | 6340 | The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)
swprayer.asc | 2077 | The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)
tao.asc | 30270 | The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)
theplan.asc | 1946 | In the Beginning There Was the Plan
toads1.asc | 1987 | Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without
todd.asc | 4615 | Attention, All Ye of the Faith!
toonlaw.asc | 7061 | Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)
trojan.asc | 1749 | An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career

There are 40 files for a total of 305,850 bytes.