To test your understanding of the language spoken by some people in the
north of England.

TIME ALLOWED 20 MINUTES.

10 Correct answers - You are obviously an immigrant from the
                     south of England.

25 Correct answers - You are on your way to being a settler.

40 Correct answers - You have settled!

All correct        - It's time you brushed up on your Queen's
                         English.

TRANSLATE INTO ENGLISH (The 'g' is always as in 'got').
   1.  Intitot?                           27.  Asta seenim ont telly?

   2.  Giuzit                             28.  Corfus arpastate imornin

   3.  Summutsupoer                       29.  It dunt marrer

   4.  Gerritetten                        30.  Lerruz gurrat pichurz

   5.  Gerartnit!                         31.  Astagorratanner

   6.  Supwidee?                          32.  Oowurriwee - Wurree weeizson?

   7.  Smarrarweeim?                      33.  Eez gunna gerralotta lolly
                                               ferrit
   8.  Putwudinthole
                                          34.  Eenoze nowt abartit
   9.  Azeegorriter?
                                          35.  Lerrer geronbuz
  10.  Geeit Mester
                                          36.  Eedurnt purriz ed undert watter
  11.  Eez Gooinoam
                                          37.  Eesezeantaddit
  12.  Astha gorrit reight?
                                          38.  Ateldim burrewunt lissen
  13.  Isthemum?
                                          39.  Lerrim purrizaton
  14.  Astha gorrit withy?
                                          40.  Astle clowt thee iftha duntgiore
  15.  Purremineer
                                          41.  Tintintin
  16.  Ayampt sared nowt
                                          42.  Gerary tergithi andweit
  17.  Thalafter gerra newun
                                          43.  Eez gorriz atoam
  18.  Eesezitintiz - Burraberritiz
                                          44.  Thawanstawesh thi errolz aht
  19.  Lerruzgerruz andzwesht
                                          45.  Middadz gorrajag
  20.  Summoneazgorrageroff
                                          46.  Thakken iftha wannts
  21.  Wiv gorra gerruz imbux
                                          47.  Eez nobutta babbi
  22.  Thamum gerrit lornt
                                          48.  Tantad nowt dunatit asanoze on
  23.  Shut thigob
                                          49.  Cantha kumterowerowse tuneat?
  24.  Owezeeno?
                                          50.  Werz gaffer?
  25.  Aberritintez

  26.  Wardendenn, watdardooin?
