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[..]                   Sabotage on Mischeif Night..                       [..]
[||]  Written and Created by: The Necrophiliac, Killer Kurt, The Outland  [||]
[..]  Thanks to: Zandar Zan, The Metallian, Master of Reality, Lusifer,   [..]
[||]  All Cigarette Co., Dizzy Dean for being a Dick! Hey Dean you said.. [||]
[..]  Satan's Cum.. Yumm Yumm Yumm.. Goes Right to my Tum!!               [..]
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      The Types of People on Mischeif Night:
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 People who go out and Party there fuckin Brain's out! (like Knights)

 People who sit in there front porch and back porch and wait for Punks,
 Wiseassess to come along and try to fuck their property up.

 People who never ever pull their car into the Garage. On Mischeif Night
 they do!

 People who get their BB, 22's, 45, 12 gauge double barrel shotguns out and
 wait for fuckers. (Beware of this kind)

 
      Equipment needed:
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 M-80's
 Dynamite (If availible)
 Crowbar
 Portable Welder (Availible at Radio Shack)
 Weld (If you have the above)
 Eggs
 BIG Wire clippers
 
       What to do:
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 If you have M-80's there good for all sorts of ]<ooL things. Like Mailboxes..
If you can Extend the Fuse on the M-80. Slyther to the Mailbox. Open it quitely
place the M-80 in the Box. If you have a extended fuse leave the fuse out and 
shut lid. If not leave lid open, If the lid closes by it self get a twig have
that hold the lid open. Light the fuse and run you Muther Fuckin Ass OFF!!
 Other things can be done with M-80's, like that little kitten you hate. Shove
a M-80 up it ass, light it and run Fastly. Or that dick head in School with the
new IROC, well that a little 80 and put it in the exaust system. People who 
have mail-slots are fun too. Drop a 80 in the Mailslot and Run Run Run..BOOM!
But if your on massive Mesc then have a 80 fight.. There sooo much better than
Bottle rocket fights.

  Dynamite is a little better than M-80's..So much more phun can be done with
these. All of the above, Plus underneath the Streets in manholes. Shake the 
ground just a Tad! If you have Dynamite then the above is Badd as Hell!/!

  One year on M. Night we took my portable welder that I bought at Radio Shack
with the TWO TANKS! And we went around with Weld and Welded alot of Fuckin
people's mailboxs shut.. You can also Weld cars door and Trunk locks shut..
Even cars doors and trunks shut. Weld peoples house locks shut. The Possiblitys
are endless.

  Eggs and Soap are the most common things done on M. Night. It's standerd 
to hit houses, moving and non-moving cars. Soap cars windows up with Curses,
House windows. Hit little kids walking home from his friends house. Didn't
people ever get dog shit and put it in mailboxes! Lets face it Eggs are 
poop compared to somethings listed above.. If you use Eggs your a Luser like
a few people I know... 

  The Fun part.. Find a nice Caddu or Lincon or any Car with a Hood orniment
that sticks up. The kind that if you pull on you see a little chain. Well
Walk up to the car and Turn about 40 times quickly, Clockwise. You'll here a 
snap then with some strenth pull up hard! And now you own the hood orniment.
Or if you wanna quick, Then pull on the orniment stick the wire clippers
where the chain is a clip the orniment right off. Last year we got about 50
orniments in one night!

   Crowbars nice for bashen things in. Like -=> Car windows, House windows, 
Car doors, etc. Go for hubcaps on cars. Forget about spoked rims you need a 
tool to get those bitches off. Unless you barrow your Moms or Dads. Crowbars
are good for cops if there bother you throw it at then or beat the livin shit
out of them with it.

      The Way to Dress:
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 You can dress in all Black which is suggested! Or Blue jeans. NO LIGHT COLOR
CLOTHES. If you wanna go all out get a Halloween mask (The Kind that covers
the whole head) Remember if you wear dark clothes people who are in lighting
when your in dark can't see you!

     
Disclaimer: This file was compiled to inform. The Neon Knights take 
NO RESPONCIBLITY for stupid Assess who cant follow simple directions..In
fact we take NO RESPONCIBLITY for Anything said in this Phile...

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[..]                   Sabotage on Mischeif Night..                       [..]
[||]  Written and Created by: The Necrophiliac, Killer Kurt, The Outland  [||]
[..]  Thanks to: Zandar Zan, The Metallian, Master of Reality, Lusifer,   [..]
[||]  All Cigarette Co., Dizzy Dean for being a Dick! Hey Dean you said.. [||]
[..]  Satan's Cum.. Yumm Yumm Yumm.. Goes Right to my Tum!!               [..]
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      The Types of People on Mischeif Night:
      --------------------------------------

 People who go out and Party there fuckin Brain's out! (like Knights)

 People who sit in there front porch and back porch and wait for Punks,
 Wiseassess to co