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 me and fone. /ramblings creative number 9 in a series of a couple.  dig it./
 fleshy part /author: 3                                todaze dayt: 64Jun11/
 jimmy page /     that is, I am the third writer to      .:.:.:.:.:.:.    / /
 reprontor /     ramble in this manner.  I have also    .: what? me :.   / /
 darkness /     written ramblings creative version 4.   .:multitask?:.  / /
 homeboy /      there are others and I hope there are    .:.:.:.:.:.:. / /
 crispy /        more later, since I (as we all* do)                  / /
 every /          enjoy these files o so much. dig?                  / /
 they /                                                             / /
 she / sometimes I don't know what I want to do with the rest of   / /
 me / my life.  but this is true for all of us, and thus, this    / /
 I / point is irrelevent.  if I cared, however, this would not   / /
  / be 'ramblings' but something like 'the silver ghost tells   / /
 / you how to be as studly as he is' or some such file. what   / /
/ I mean is that if it had a purpose, it would be named acc-  / /
\ ordingly. but instead it's just a bunch of ramblings, which \
 \ which would be done while I was drunk (to follow the great  \
\ \ tradition of earlier 'ramblings' files.  but it's 9:06 on a \
 \ \ thursday night, and I should be studying for my algebra ][  \
Q \ \ final tomorrow.  but fuck it - we all need to have a little \
ED \ \ irresponsibility in our lives.  (who the hell said THAT??)  \
all \ \                                                             \
of t \ \ hey! wait! school doesn't start until 9:30 tomorrow because \
his i \ \ of the aforementioned exams.  thus, I can stay up rather a  \
s wast \ \ lot later than I normally would.  last nite I was up until  \
ed spac \ \ 12:30 reading the new steven king (misery) and had to wake  \
e. there \ \ up abruptly at 6:47, and thus had to rush like a madman to  \
fore I wi \ \ catch my ride to school at 7:00.  I did it, but skimped on  \
ll now dra \ \ that very important hair care. speaking of which, my father \
w dumb litt  / told me my hair looked like shit yesterday.  it's kind of   / 
le things i / long, but not overly.  I wanted so much to say, "well, fuck /
n the spac / you!" but he would have gotten veryvery mad and perhaps hit / /
e for no  / me, and I didn't want to get into that.  but my hair must   / /
apparent / be cut, since it's so long it annoys even me.  I'll most    / /
reason. / likely go to "fred's barber shop" (yes, virginia, there     / /
hahaha / really is a place called "fred's barber shop", right here   / /
i am r/ in [place deleted - if you don't know who "rambler 3" is    / /
unnin/ already, there's no hope for you] .  but I digress.......   / /
g ou/                                                             / /
t o/ \ \ \  / / /\ \ \  / / /                                    / /
f /   \ \ \/ / /  \ \ \/ / /   <-- compu_wallpaper(tm)          / /
s/   \ \ \  / / /\ \ \  / / /                      /\          / /
/     \ \ \/ / /  \ \ \/ / /                       ||         / /
\    \ \ \  / / /\ \ \  / / /                    denotes      \
 \    \ \ \/ / /  \ \ \/ / /                    trademark      \
\ \ "don't I have this in my bathroom?"             of          \
 \ \  --a happy man                              RAMBLING        \
a \ \                                        __ ENTERPRIZES       \
bc \ \   "shitshitfuck!"                      /\                   \
def \ \  --sad man         made-up group- - -  "o no!               \
ghij \ \                                        bowel cramps!"       \
klmno \ \  "pagan rituals? party!"               --Mr Dividyd00d(tm)  \
pqrstu \ \   -- Mr Party(tm)                         ^                 \
vwxyz|z \ \       ^                                 /                   \
yxwvutsr \ \       \ note loss of period after "mr".                     \
rqponmlkj \ \         there will be an essay somewhat                     \
ihgfedcba  \ \         l8r 0n, and it damn well better                     \
-----------  /  b e  i n  y o u r  f u c k i n g  n o t e s ! ! !          /
and on the  /                                                             /
lighter si / this file cannot be read in a linear manner -- I suggest    / /
de... moo / printing it out.  hey, put it in your locker - no wait no   / /
ha ha ha / school any longer - well then the wall of your room.  what  / /
s repla / do you MEAN you don't hang textfiles on your wall?  fuckup. / /
ced th /                                                             / /
e tim / all I feel like doing is sleeping, and thus I will. o yeah, / /
e-ho / the algebra (II) final is tomorrow.  well, I'll do a little / /
nor / studying, then hit the hay.  expect me to continue 2morrow. / /
ed / __________________________________________________________  / /
" /                                                             / /
 / hey, take a break yourself.. it has to have been a long day / /
/ for you, too.  why don't you catch some z's, too?  it would / /
\ be a real change!  sleep at your computer (or at the beach  \
e\ if you have actually printed this out) with this file on yer\
st\ lap!  and when you wake up, start it again, right at this   \
a a\ point.  I won't do anything to you while you sleep, I prom- \
burr\ ise.  no, really!  I won't!  c'mon, you probably need some  \
ido a\ sleep, what with all these finals you must have.  come on.. \
hora. \ lie back, take a load off.. nity-nite!                      \
y tu?  \ ___________________________________________________________ \
marikon \                                                             \
_________\ at this point, the author went to sleep, and felt rested.   \
          \ ___________________________________________________________ \
what's the \                                                             \
  time?     \ hi!  i'm back.  the algebra test was a breeze, in case you  \
it's time to \ actually care.  but you probably don't.  so fuck off.       \
 GET ILL!    /                                                             /
___________ / there's blood on the computer table (which is white).  it's /
           / from my lip, which has been known to bleed rather frequent- / /
marginal  / ly.  must freak my parents out.  in fact, I must freak my   / /
thoughts / parents out sometimes, sitting in the darkened room with the/ /
go here./ computer and a glass of what they THINK is ginger ale (it   / /
______ / actually may have one of several kinds of liquors in it, de-/ /
      / pending on my mood).  heh heh.  I am actually a rather evil-/ /
dance/ looking person (some say), due to the fact that I shaved my / /
fart/ eyebrows off at the age of about 13, and they grew back very/ /
wow/ thickly.  therefore, any eyebrow motions I make are somehow / /
yo/ accentuated, and I look darkly evil. (no, I am not Jason    / /
C/ "TW" Scott.)  let's get off this subject..                  / /
/                                                             / /
\ you know, what is it about Run-DMC and the Beastie Boys that\
 \ makes me enjoy listening to them so?  I certainly don't     \
\ \ think they're real music, and go around beating people up   \
 \ \ because they like them.  but I know like ALL the raps.. it's\
  \ \ really wierd.  "you LIKE that kind of music?" --katie nori  \
yes\ \                                                             \
 i  \ \ hey, what do you think of this border?  pretty slick, eh?   \ 
know \ \ (probably look like shit when I upload it to the Dark Side  \
  i   \ \ AE, unless I do some F!U!N! formatting tricks.)  I think    \
didn't \ \ it's neat.  I think I'll go do some cute text tricks.       \
   do   \ \                         _     _               /\        /\  \
this --> \ \      \_\_\            / \___/ \              \/\/\/\/\/\/   \
last time.\ \     \_\_\ cubix(tm)  \|o| |o|/              /\/\/\/\/\/\    \
give me a  \ \    \_\_\              | | |   <--r0dentia  \ \/\/\/\/ /     \
 break, will /  _   _   isn't it    / | | \                \/\/\/\/\/      /
 you?  stop /  (_) (_)  cute how   / / | \ \  you know,      /\/\/\       /
nagging me /    ^   ^     girls    |_______|  if I had       \ \/ /      / /
 all the  /     |_  |_draw balloons           used tabs,      \  /      / /
  time.. /           on their papers?    this file would be            / /
        /                                   considerably              / /
yngwie / __     __    three one three         shorter..              / /
yogie /  |_)|  || \   four three three   but I despise tabs.        / /
yoga /   |  |__||_/  three one six four                            / /
yog / _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ / /
yo /                                                             / /
y / can't think of any other creative ramblings.  look for      / /
 / ramble[something], coming soon.  Not that soon, though.     / /
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