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!                        How to Construct a ZOOM Tube                         !
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!                           By: The Metallian &                               !
!                                            Rat Salade                       !
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    The Zoom Tube, or Beer Bong, is a very usefull instrument in today's 
    living.  It simply consists of a tube(we suggest 1inch in diameter, and 2 
    1/2 feet long), and a funnel.   Simply put the funnel on one end of the tube, 
    and presto, you have a Zoom Tub

    Here is how to use it...

    Place the funnel on one end of the tube, making sure that it sits pretty 
    tight on the tube.  Hold the funnel a little bit lower than the other end 
    of the tube.  Poor the beer into the funnel, making sure that the funnel 
    stays lower than the other end.

    A lot of people have modified this technique, this was the simple design 
    to show you a basic one, so, make soe mods for it!  I will include 
    sometime, when I have time, some other designs of the beer bong.

    Take one(or two or three...) to the next party you go to, believe me, it 
    will be a big hit(no punn intended)!  You will find that some people will 
    be a little paranoid to try it, but friends of mine have taken 4 down, and 
    havent puked, or felt sick or 

                                  Later,
                                      The Metallian &
                                                  Rat Salade

