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	       How to get fuct up b/w How to fuc up others
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	IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS... I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DUMBASS
	IF YOU DIE OR GET HURT DOIN' ANY OF THIS YOU SUCK IN THE FIRST
	PLACE... THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A COOL PERSON NO MATTER WHAT!


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R0B0...
	Robotussin: One bottle of Robotussin extra strength cold and cough
	(8 oz.) Or the generic brand will fuck your world... After the first 
	time you do it, try for two Bottles... the generic brand is much 
	cheaper but both are easy to steal!

Freon...
	The enviromentalists will hate me for this one... Oh yes your AC is 
	more useful than cooling... Look on the back of your AC unit, behind 
	or beside your house, (if you don't know what an AC unit looks like; 
	then you're already too fucked to be doin' this) you'll see a blue 
	canister... on the canister there'll be a nozzle w/ a cap on it... 
	it looks like the air nozzle on a bicycle tire... get a garbage bag 
	and tie up the open end and rip an inch off one of the bottom corners 
	and place the hole over the nozzle... use a screw driver, finger nail, 
	bolt or some other kind of object to push the pin inside the center 
	of the nozzle... fill bag as needed... DO NOT DO THIS WHEN THE AC IS 
	ON... IF THERE IS ANY ICE IN THE GARBAGE BAG DO NOT USE... otherwise 
	take the bag and put the hole in your mouth and HUFF away... This 
	makes a hole about the size of a small town in the ozone... I think
	
Ciga-Joint...        
	This is a favorite of mine... It's a cigarette that gives you a nice 
	buzz... Buy a pack of Bugler or Drum rolling tobacco and some weed... 
	roll a cigarette with three parts tobacco to one part weed... this 
	smells really good and tastes even better... it allows you to have a 
	good buzz but still won't get you too fucked up to drive or face your 
	parents... unless you get fire ass weed... find your own ratio of 
	tobacco to weed that suits you the best... Kite tobacco made by Bugler 
	is menthollated and makes an interesing taste!

Gold Seal...
	This won't fuck you up but it helps you pass urine tests... Go to 
	GNC (General Nutrition Center) And buy Gold Seal and follow the 
	directions on the bottle... you also can drink about 20 glasses of 
	water the day before the test... you can also drink vineger or herbal 
	tea... these are not 100% gauranteed... but they do help or but most 
	of the time it does work... do these at least a day or two before the 
	test...

Max-Alert...
	Max-Alert can be bought at gas stations and grocery stores... all it 
	is is caffeine pills... if you take about 5 you'll be wired for life 
	and your hair will feel like it's growing... Max-Alert is also known 
	as White Crosses... They tend to make me sick but I know plenty of 
	people that enjoy it!

Mad Dog (MD 20/20) punched...
	This takes the bite out of MD 20\20... Take your favorite bottle of 
	Mad Dog and the corresponding flavor of Kool-Aid (if you get Hawaiian 
	Blue Mad Dog use blue berry Kool-Aid and if you get Orange Jubilee 
	then use orange Kool-Aid)... drink about 5 sips out of the bottle of 
	MD and pour Kool-Aid in the bottle w/ about a half cup of sugar... 
	shake the hell outta the bottle... now you have a bottle of Mad Dog 
	punched... it's fuckin' good as hell!                                      





		That's All I Could Think Of That Not Too Many
		Know About...
  
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Light Beam...
	Take clear Scotch tape or adhesive tape and find a nice dark street.. 
	take the tape and stretch it across the street between two telephone 
	posts... when a car drives up to this in the middle of the night the 
	light beams hits the clear tape; there appears to be a beam of light 
	across the road... of course this is harmless but it sure does scare 
	the hell out of people and they sometimes panic and swerve or slam on 
	bakes!

Can't Drive...
	Take a lug wrench and remove all the lug nuts off a car (prefferably 
	someone you hate)... when they decide to move their car all sorts of 
	damage can happen... a broken axle, wheel damage; a lot of money, 
	either way, will be spent in repairs!

Explosive Car...                                                
	This only works on old cars... Take a ping-pong ball and make a hole 
	in it... fill the ball with crystal Drayno and put tape over the 
	hole... put ball in gas tank and run like Carl Lewis on crack... 
	the Drayno reacts with the gas explosivly... this can be done on new 
	cars only in a different way... take a funnel and place in gas tank 
	then pour liquid Drayno down funnel but this reacts instantly and 
	your ass will be blown away!

Fuck Bell...
	Put metal epoxy in the key hole on the change box... this fucks the 
	phone co. by lockin' all the money in the phone... it takes more 
	money and time to remove the epoxy...

Fuckin' With Vietnamese...
	Go through a Vietnamese neighborhood and shout "do my my" (spelled 
	phonetically)... this means "fuck you mother fucker"!

Grocery Store Phun...
	Go to a grocery store and grab a buggy... Fill the buggy full of 
	shit... make sure you get expensive steaks and seafood... when the 
	buggy is full leave it and make your way to the nearest exit... this 
	makes a pain in the ass for store employees who have to put all the 
	food back... do this with several friends and several buggies!

Laxitive Fudge...
	take some chocolate Ex-Lax and use it to replace the chocolate in the 
	nearest fudge recipe... pass them out at school to all the dorks who 
	think you're the "koolest"... Then watch the phun!
	 
	 This is goes out to all the Squatters around the world: May Jah 
	 bless you and may Bauchus send you many gifts. I spill a swill 
	 to all of you who aren't drinkin' with me. Everyone of ya guys 
	 is remembered with every drop of alcohol a drink. I would like to 
	 especially remember Bob the Clown... Who was put in jail with me 
	 for a crime that we didn't commit and is still there now!

      = Thanatos Pale =
   Chaos Punx & Drunk Rock
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