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                     Lyrics To The Mentors "Up The Dose" LP

                                 By Mr. Drunkfux

                      >>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
                        -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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      So,like,Moo,d00dez!This is my first 'Official' writing for that ever
      famous grewp of k-k00l el8 guYzZ,-cDc-.I've never been too big on lyric
      files,but I figured someone HAD to type this one up.This file will prove
      to do you 'l0aDz' of good in the case of a s-k00l songwriting contest 
      or a local church poetry reading.Just whip one of 'em out and impress 
      everyone (including your parents).Here we go...

      Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock
      ------------------------------------
      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      So glam fags get off the block
      Who wants to see transvestites in drag
      Who look like a glam rock fag

      Looking like a sissy and a bitch
      Ya look like that your daddy must be rich
      Make up on their face and their hair in a shag
      You know that they're a disgrace and a fag

      Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
      So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock

      Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance
      We don't wear dresses,we wear pants
      On the stage we'll rock you all we can
      We're gross and fat,but we look like a man

      Listen everyone,we're gonna rock
      Look like a man not a peacock
      The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
      Are most likely to have AIDS

      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      Heterosexuals have the right to rock

      Ya know that their weiner looks like a noodle
      They prance all around like a french poodle
      They hang around in cliques for kicks
      But we all know they're chicks with dicks

      They wash their hair in a washing machine
      You know it's full of sperm and it ain't too clean
      The fags wear earrings in their ear
      You know that they're a mother fucking queer

      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      Put your homo head on the chopping block
      Heteros want to see rock this year
      Mentors and not a queer

      Heterosexuals have the right to rock
      Heterosexuals have the right to rock


      Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
      -----------------
      I went out drinkin',drinkin' with the boys
      I had to do it to get all my joys
      I got drunk,so high on some booze
      Comin home baby,to give you a bruise

      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
      Gonna come home drunk
      And kick your big,fat ass

      Seein' other guys
      With the makeup all over your eyes
      I had to learn her the law of the land
      I showed her the power of my back hand

      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
      Gonna come home drunk little woman
      And kick your big,slutty ass

      And I'm gonna beat you
      And whip you with my belts
      On your face I'm gonna leave some bruises
      On your ass I'll leave some welts

      No no,I don't want to miss her
      Gonna pop her in the kisser
      No no,I don't want to hear you nag
      Gonna use your face for a punching bag

      Beat you and beat you and beat you and beat you
      I'm gonna punch you where you kiss
      And I'm gonna beat you baby
      If you love me,drink my piss

      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
      Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
      Gonna come home drunk and kick your big,fat ass

      Pig beating pig beating pig beating
      That's how I get my kicks
      Take that slut

      Oh oh,this time I don't want to miss her
      Gonna punch her in the kisser
      Oh oh,don't want to listen to you nag
      Gonna use your face for a punching bag


      White Trash Woman
      -----------------
      Let me tell you what happened the other day
      Met this woman I took home to lay
      I went over to the sleasy diner
      Met this wench sporting a shiner

      She said Duce,kick back and don't be bored
      I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
      Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
      Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day

      She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
      So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
      She's a white trashy woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
      Yeah

      She's kinda funny and kinda rude
      She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
      She provides the money where we stay
      Heck,there ain't any other way

      She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
      Yeah

      I wonder if every day was like this
      I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleasy guy a kiss
      Yuk

      White trash woman,she's a white trash woman


      Adultery
      --------
      I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring
      Cause one night stands are my thing
      Your marriage means nothin' to me
      I'm totally into adultery

      It's our secret between just you and me
      That we're into committing adultery

      She was feeling all alone
      She called me up on the telephone
      She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner
      Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner

      It's our secret between just you and me
      That we love to committ adultery 
      Adultery
      That's the life for you and me 
      Adultery
      That's the life for you and me

      Now it's time that we hit the sack
      I'm gonna pull out and come on your back
      I don't want your old man knowin' I was there
      So he will still chow down in your pubic hair

      It's our secret between just you and me
      That we love to committ adultery
      Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
      Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut

      You and me naked together had fun
      I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son
      We were drunk and feelin' fine
      I just hope my son has a dick like mine

      It's our secret between just you and me
      That we love to committ adultery
      Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
      Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
      Adultery,that's the life for you and me
      Adultery,that's the life for you and me


      On The Rag
      ---------- 
      My bitch is on the rag
      Bloody cunt is such a drag
      My bitch is on the rag
      Oh she's such a nag

      Ran and jumped and splashed in her bed
      Then I noticed the sheets were all bloody red
      I was chowin' down and somethin' tasted weird
      Ran to the mirror saw blood on my beard

      My bitch is on the rag
      Bloody cunt is such a drag
      My bitch is on the rag
      Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag

      Then she said she wanted to ball
      I said shut up bitch and take a midol
      She insisted on having sex
      Spread her legs and saw a kotex

      My bitch is on the rag
      Bleeding hole is such a drag
      My bitch is on the rag
      Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag

      She was bitchy and causing a fuss
      It's an added problem between us
      Water build up what a drag
      I know this bitch is on the rag

      When this bitch is on the rag
      I love to say things and I love to brag
      Usually sex is such a gas
      But this time,I'm crammin' it up her ass yeah

      My bitch is on the rag
      Bleeding twit is such a drag
      My bitch is on the rag
      Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag

      On the rag,what a drag,on the rag,what a drag
      She's on the rag,she's on the rag,she's such a nag


      Kick It On Down
      ---------------
      Don't ya love it baby
      When you gotta get it on
      With a cruster
      With a hard on and bad breath breathing in your face

      Saw you walking down the street
      Watcha doing,out walking your beat?
      I got money,I got power
      How much to give you a golden shower

      So she got in my car
      And we drove real far
      So she could
      Kick it on down
      Talking 'bout your body yeah
      Kick it down slut
      Kick it on down

      Well I got money
      And I want
      Your pussy
      And your tits
      Kick it on down

      Wench
      Your body is ours to share
      Let me help myself to your body
      And we'll go
      Around the world

      Kick it
      Kick it
      Kick it on down
      Talking 'bout deep throat
      Down

      Talking 'bout your body baby
      I wanna piece of you
      Take you home for my buddies to also screw

      Don't ya love it when I introduce you to the guys out back
      Kick it on down
      Don't go home to your main man,ya gotta stay here
      Kick it on down
      To the road crew yeah
      Kick it on down
      To the photographer and the soundman
      Kick it on down

      Hussy,your body is ours to share
      Let me help myself to your body
      And we can be naked together
      Down
      Kick it down,kick it down

      Don't ya love it when you gotta get it on
      With a bald,fat,bearded,bad breath slob
      And ya know you gotta do it for drugs or money
      Beacause that's your job
      Yeah,kick it down to a crusty hippie
      Slut,kick it down to the dudes on Hollywood and Western
      Kick it on down
      At the rector hotel you gotta
      Kick it on down
      To the swedish erotica team
      Kick it on down
      To a drug dealer,kick it down
      Kick it on down
      Do it for drugs,or do it for money
      Either way,I think it's funny

      Don't ya love it now yeah
      Kick it on down
      Pull off your clothes
      I wanna see those boobs
      Kick it on down
      No,we're not done yet
      We got more dudes to screw you all around
      Kick it on down to a cruster
      To a bum under the freeway
      Kick it on down
      To a lice ridden,crusty biker
      Kick it on down
      Sleasy cum,yeah,rubbin' in your face
      Kick it on down
      To me yeah,and all my road crew
      Kick it on down


      Secretary Hump
      --------------
      Here comes my secretary hump
      I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump
      She works all day from nine to five
      She's kickin' up my sex drive
      Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide
      And cram my big dick inside

      Now,I'm just an executive on the job
      And I'm just a horny slob
      Here comes my secretary hump
      Gonna cram my dick up her rump
      Then I'm gonna open her pussy lips real wide
      Then I'm gonna cram my infected dick inside

      Oh gettin' my urge up
      She looks so sexy
      Long fingernails,short little skirt
      Can't hold back any longer
      Can't stop myself

      Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge

      Here comes my secretary hump
      Gonna cram my dick up her rump
      Then I'm gonna spread her butt cheeks real wide
      And hock a luggie inside
      She knew what to do around the clock
      She knew how to blow my cock
      She knew what to do when hired
      If she doesn't put out,she's fired

      Ah,you want to raise a baby?
      Get it on with big,boss,daddy man
      Don't look at me like you're too smart
      You're just a little tart

      You want a raise?
      Unzip my zipper,I'll give you a raise
      Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge


      Couch Test Casting
      ------------------
      I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
      Couch test casting makes me feel so good
      My luck with women is ever lasting
      On my office couch,I'm always casting

      You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
      Have sex with me and you'll go real far
      The office is open from 8 to 4
      Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore

      There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
      She kicked me down her body without a fuss
      The next girl came all the way from New York City
      She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty

      You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
      Have sex with me and you'll go real far
      Take acting lessons and modeling class
      It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass

      The next girl was 9 and needed protection
      I got bold and I got an erection
      So all you chicks,if you wanna go far
      You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star

      You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
      Have sex with me and you'll go real far
      Lying on your back you say you can act
      You're just a slut and that's a fact

      Couch test casting ih Hollywood
      Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
      And when I'm through with you baby
      There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!

      You wanna come to hollywood and be a star
      Have sex with me and you'll go real far
      My office is open from 8 to 4
      I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore

      
      S.F.C.C.
      --------
      Suck and fuck and cook and clean
      Baby you know what I mean
      You gotta do it every day
      Suck and fuck and cook and clean
      Slut you know what I mean
      It's your daily routine
 
      First you suck
      Then you fuck
      Then you cook
      And last you clean

      Suck and fuck and cook and clean
      Baby do you know what I mean?
      I'm the king of the castle
      Suck and fuck and cook and clean
      Baby you know what I mean
      Don't give me a hassle

      First you suck
      Then you Fuck
      Then you cook
      And last you clean

      Suck and fuck
      Cook and clean
      Come on slut
      You know what the hell I mean

      If you want to please your master
      You got to do it faster
      If you want to be my wife
      You got to do it all the rest of your life

      First you suck,slut
      Then you fuck,yeah you dumb airhead
      Then you cook,eat lots of food
      Then you clean my pad

      Wash my socks,scrub my ass
      Draw me a bath bitch
      Then you cook me a feast
      Yeah
      Then you clean,scrub my pad throughly
      Suck and fuck and cook and clean
      Slut,you know it's your future
      If you know what I mean
      Suck and fuck and cook and clean
      It's your daily routine


      Up The Dose
      -----------
      It's the time for the thrills
      I got an assortment of knockout pills
      Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed
      I know you'll be givin' head

      This is what I got for you
      A ton of drugs to do
      So shut up and listen to this

      Now take qualludes and thorazine
      Heroin and morophine
      Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
      Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
      Angel dust librium
      Take tons of it baby
      Take it all
      And we'll be naked
      Ballin' together

      Qualludes and morophine,heroin and thorazine
      Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
      Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
      Angel dust

      C'mon baby,do as I say
      It's the only way I'll get my lay
      Up the dose and we'll be naked today
      Rubbin' our sex organs together

      Qualludes and morophine
      Heroin and thorazine
      Reds dilaudid
      Percodan and valium too

      Now take the codeine number 4 alcohol sleep eze
      Marijuana romilar niquil loads angel dust librium
      Mandrax glue mda

      And we'll be naked
      It's the only way
      When you're high on drugs
      It's how I get my lay

      Qualludes and morophinem,heroin and thorazine
      Mda codeine alcohol

      Up the dose,up the dose,we have so much fun
      Up the dose,you can have my son
      Up the dose and we'll be naked together

      Qualludes and morophine,Heroin and thorazine
      Reds dilaudid percodan and mandrax
      Sniff some glue
      Baby



      Pretty impressive,eh?I had to insert all the punctutaion,because
      there wasn't any on the lyric sheet.I can kind of understand that  
      though,I doubt they really could give a fuck about punctuation (or know
      what the hell it is).Make sure to pass this file along to family 
      members,your sunday sk00l class,Santa Claus,the women's rights 
      council,the tooth fairy,the girl scouts,and the facuilty of your 
      local church,so that it can be throughly enjoyed by one and all.

      Thanks aren't neccessary because no one helped me type this fucking
      thing,I stole the cassette,and I had to squint for 8 hours trying
      to decipher the words (which are about 1/87921th of an inch big).Plus,
      like I said,I had to put in all the spiffy punctuation because the 
      rejects at the record company (ooooooh,Death Records.Original!) didn't
      know how (I knew graduating from High School was good for SOMETHING).
      So,there will be no thanks or mention of any k-rad s0puR el8 m0dUmb 
      d00dz (especially Razor Ratt,Angel Of Pain,Grandmaster Ratte,or any
      of the geeks from cDc).If you have any questions,death threats,
      comments,drugs,or interesting stories about your life long quest with
      the Village People,leave them on Demon Roach,New Society,or wherever
      else I may be at a given moment in this lifetime.If all else fails,
      tell me ALL about it (Gee,I REALLY wanna hear from you) at either:
      800-45-Voice,Box 7500 or 800-22-Voice,Box 1082 or 415-468-2950,Box 7230.
      So,like,GOODBYE (Not,lAtur,or l8r,or lAtr0,or lAtuz,or sLaTe,or laTEz).
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