
       THE A-Z OF FOUL LANGUAGE         M - Moist
                                        N - Nipples
                                        O - Orifice
       BY DEADBEAT/INDEPENDENT          P - Pisser
                                        Q - Queer
                                        R - Roger
It's a little known fact that there's   S - Stapler
a rude word for every letter of the     T - Tits
alphabet.  Here's what I came up with:  U - Udders
                                        V - Verruca
A - Arsehole                            W - Wank
B - Bugger                              X - Xylophone
C - Cunt                                Y - Yak (See Z)
D - Derriere (French!)                  Z - Zebra (If you into that sort of
E - Erection                                       thing!)
F - Fellatio                            
G - Gonads                              There you go, 26 fat-free ways for
H - Hand (job)                          eternal damnation in purgatory, have
I - Indecent Exposure                   fun!  (Apoligiez fore any mispellongs!
J - Jism                                But I'm a pure christian lad, who
K - Knockers                            never uses these sort of words!)
L - Lard!                               
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