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   WHAT IS 3:3:4?                       
=>  THE MEASUREMENTS OF MISS ETHEOPIA   
                                        
   WHAT DOES AN ETHEOPIAN DO WITH A BAG 
OF RICE?       =>  OPEN A RESTAURANT    
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A 
DOG?       =>  A VEGETARIAN             
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH   
TWO DOGS?      =>  A RANCHER            
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH   
THREE DOGS?      =>  A CATERER          
                                        
   HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A 
PHONE BOOTH?      =>  ALL OF THEM       
                                        
   HOW MANY ETHEOPIANS CAN YOU FIT IN A SHOWER?
 
=>  NONE, THEY ALL SLIP DOWN THE DRAIN
                                        
   DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN WHO   
WAS AT THE ZOO AND FELL INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT?
       
=>  HE ATE THREE OF THEM BEFORE THE ZOO OFFICIALS  
COULD PULL HIM OUT 
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A 
PENNY ON HIS HEAD?       =>  A NAIL     
                                        
   WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?      
 =>  THEY STARVE                                                      
                                        
   WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS USE VANICIAN      
BLINDS FOR?
      =>  BUNK BEDS          
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A 
SESAME SEAD BUN ON HIS HEAD?            
      =>  A QUARTER POUNDER             
                                        
   WHAT DO ETHEOPIANS DO AT NIGHT?      
=>  THEY MAKE TV COMMERCIALS            
                                        
   WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL IN THE    
WORLD?    
 =>  ANYTHING WHEN IT'S PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA           
                                        
   DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN     
PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF     
ULTIMA IV?
     =>  HE ATE IT              
                                        
   WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX?  
  =>  THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES   
                                        
PASSING THROUGH ETHEOPIA           
                                        
   DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ETHEOPIAN     
PIRATE WHO GOT THE FIRST RELEASE OF     
ULTIMA                                  
     IV?     =>  HE ATE IT              
 
 WHY DON'T ETHEOPIANS LIKE ORAL SEX? 
  =>  THEY JUST CANT BRING THEMSELVES   
                                        
        TO SAY EAT ME!  EAT ME!         
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL A 65 POUND          
ETHEOPIAN?     =>  A CANNIBAL           
                                        
   WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHEOPIAN WITH A 
BAG OF RICE?     =>  SET FOR LIFE       
                                        
   WHAT'S THIS: 0 ?   (WRONG! IT'S NOT A
BABY ETHEOPIAN!)  AN ETHEOPIAN CHOKE    


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