# Humor Files: Computer

Herein are the Humor files least likely to be 'gotten' in terms of humor. The subjects are obscure computer languages, puns based on coding techniques, and references to marketing and software engineering long since buried under the sands of time. These are also most likely some of the oldest textfiles on this site, with many dating to the 70's and early 80's, and maybe the occasional 60's document retyped and uploaded as networks became more prominent.

If you don't laugh, it's not you. if you do laugh, it is. Geek.

Filename | Size | Description of the Textfile
BOFH |  | The Bastard Operator From Hell Series
1-liners.txt | 79530 | Collection of Computer-Based and other One-Liners
1984.c | 20608 | Obfuscated C Code Winners for 1983 and 1984
1st.bug | 1357 | The Origin of the "Computer Bug", back in 1945
2genesis.txt | 4853 | Genesis Verison 2.0
300bps.txt | 4793 | 101 Things to Do with a 300 Baud Modem
386code.txt | 1849 | Undocumented 8088/8086/80286/80386 Instruction Set
60_minut.arp | 10510 | Weird 60 Minutes Parody
HackTest.512 | 19848 | The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 06/16/1989
_vax.bugs | 694 | VAXOLOGY: A Poem about Vaxes
accgag.txt | 1604 | How to See the Secret Gag File and Credits for MS Access from Winpoint BBS
acronyms.hum | 1667 | Some improved computer acronyms
acronyms.txt | 1578 | Acronyms of Computers Explained
actual_c.res | 4207 | Some REALLY WEIRD Compiler Responses
actung.hum | 414 | Fake German Warning about das blinkenlights
addict.dat | 12940 | Quiz to Tell if you're a Modem Addict
ahole-03.txt | 6234 | What Assholes Do, by The Master of Reality and Zandar Zen of Neon Knights
ai.koans | 2351 | Koans about Artifical Intelligence
al.koa | 3517 | Artifical Intelligence Koans
alice.jok | 12793 | Alice in DIGITALland (Parody)
alice.txt | 6006 | Alice in UNIX Land
alices_n.ser | 18810 | Alice's NNTP Server (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
alices_p.dp1 | 13799 | Alice's PDP-10 (To the tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
alices_r.str | 14308 | MIT's AI Lab (To the Tune of "Alice's Restaurant")
aliceunix.txt | 5312 | Alice in UNIX Land
alicunix.fic | 6456 | Alice in UNIX-Land (Parody)
alternat.osi | 8821 | Alternatives to OSI by Jock C. St. Martin
amigause.txt | 6784 | 101 Things to Do with a Dead Amiga
anthem.hac | 735 | The Hacker's Anthem by Cheshire Catalyst (Tap #87)
anthropo.stu | 5698 | The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
antimodm.txt | 2751 | The Anti-Modem Weapon, by the Enemy Within
aol.txt | 3276 | Diary of an AOL User (Humor)
ap.calcul | 1586 | Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Calculus, But Were Afraid to Pass
apg.hum | 5582 | The Story of the Apple Pirate's Guild
appconspir.txt | 1875 | A Conspiracy Theory about Poor Apple Products Around Windows 95 (December 18, 1995)
applefridge.txt | 1046 | The Apple Trumps the Fridge
applemaf.hum | 21388 | The Apple Mafia Story
appleuk.txt | 24489 | Special Edition Apple Internal Product News (AIPN) (1995)
aprfool.net | 4369 | Why the USENET April Fool's Contest was Called Off
aptel89.txt | 6913 | Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '89
aptel90.txt | 6919 | Applied Telecommunications goes to Computing '90
are_you_.ner | 4325 | Are you an Internet Nerd?
art-erot.asc | 46930 | AE: Artificial Eroticism
art.stu | 5625 | Artificial Stupidity: A New Breakthrough, by Michael Ferris
artifici.hum | 5827 | Artificial Stupidity
ask.not | 2446 | Sanity in Automating Keyword Abstracting, or how NOT to Title your Papers
asshole3.txt | 7277 | What Assholes Do 3: AE Assholes, by The Neon Knights
assholes | 3584 | What Assholes Do II by The Metallian of Metal Communications
assholes.ii | 9856 | What Assholes Do II by The Blade and The Metallian of The Neon Knights
assholes.iii | 6400 | What Assholes Do III by Master of Reality and Zandar Zan of Neon Knights
assholes.txt | 4765 | What Makes People Assholes
asshols2.txt | 11475 | What Assholes Do 2: By The Blade and The Metallian of Neon Knights
auto.weapns | 3262 | When you get two CMU CS Students together, the topics drift to Automatic Weapons
b00t.it | 1664 | Parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It": B00T It, by Anonymous
babbage.hum | 7590 | BABBAGE - The Programming Language of the Future
babbage.txt | 7589 | BABBAGE: The Computer Language of the Future!
babe.txt | 862 | Tal performs a perfect e-mail body slam
badcomps.hum | 2473 | Creative Computing Slams all the Computers
badcomps.txt | 2472 | "The World's Worst Computers", From CREATIVE COMPUTING, Sept 85
balls.txt | 2845 | Mouse Balls are Available as a Field Replacement Unit
bardbyte.hum | 9235 | Shakespeare never had a computer!
basiczen.txt | 21536 | BASICA ZEN, or "Real Men Program in C", by John Richard De Palma
bbs30.asc | 3310 | The 30 Commandments of BBSing
bbshackers.txt | 13917 | The History of the BBS User: A Musical Drama in Five Parts
bbslist.hum | 1270 | Some typical BBS names, circa 1985
beer_os.txt | 4572 | The Beers of the Software World (Operating Systems Portrayed as Beers)
bell.died | 4618 | The Day Bell System Died, a Parody by Lauren Weinstein
belle.seized | 2535 | The US Impounds a Chess Computer, 1982
bible.c | 3872 | The C Programming Language, redone as a Biblical Passage
blinken.txt | 850 | Definition of DAS BLINKENLIGHTS
bluedoor.hum | 4990 | Angry anti-IBM sentiment conversation
bofb.1 | 7538 | The Bastard Operator From Britain
bofh.1 | 3854 | Bastard Operator From Hell #1
bofh.10 | 4304 | Bastard Operator From Hell #10
bofh.11 | 3211 | Bastard Operator From hell Lives! #11
bofh.12 | 4519 | Bastard Operator From Hell #12
bofh.13 | 4013 | Bastard Operator From Hell #13
bofh.2 | 2338 | Bastard Operator From Hell #2
bofh.3 | 3401 | Bastard Operator From Hell #3
bofh.4 | 3553 | Bastard Operator from Hell #4
bofh.5 | 3775 | Bastard Operator From Hell #5
bofh.6 | 2625 | Bastard Operator From Hell #6
bofh.las | 5778 | The Last Bastard Operator From Hell!
bootit.hum | 2899 | Sexual meanings of computer messages, and "Beat It" Parody
borghack.jok | 1017 | Star Trek: The Next Generation.. Data Becomes a Hacker
borgstew.jok | 4648 | Recipe for an Enterprise Stew
br_ode.txt | 812 | An Ode to the BR, by the Great Rabbi Bajzheet
bsmfh01.txt | 2851 | The Bastard System Manager from Hell #1
bsmfh02.txt | 2003 | The Bastard System Manager from Hell #2
bsubs.hum | 3468 | "Simulation" of calling BuSUBS.
bugfix.txt | 2494 | A Few of the Lesser Known Programming Quotes
bugs.jok | 7996 | Bugs: How to Remove them from All Programs
bungl.set | 2995 | Overextended Mnemonics
buzzword.txt | 1422 | Some False Data Processing Definitions
c.jok | 1002 | An Ode to C
c64.txt | 6015 | The Commodore 64 User: A Text File, by Frank LaRosa of the Searchlight BBS
c64hater.hum | 10402 | The Complete Commie Hater's Handbook, by The Cracksman
c64story.txt | 10410 | Anti-C64 User Story, with Self-Serving Disclaimer from BBS Sysop as bonus!
c64user.txt | 9737 | Anatomy of a C64 user - a SysOp's guide to Commodore users, by Electrik Kool Aid, April 1990
c_minus.min | 1906 | The Great new C-- Package! Void Oriented Programming
caa-pt1.hum | 189755 | The First Part of Steve Roberts' Incredible Computer Commute
cacm.byte | 5253 | BYTE TO Merge with Communications of the ACM
calloftheday.txt | 1877 | The Apple Support Call of the Day
catcha.lion | 3463 | A contribution to the mathematical theory of big game hunting
cdvsvan.pro | 1586 | Which Wins: The Information Superhighway or a Minivan?
cform1.txt | 1024 | Generic USENET Posting Reply Form
cform3.txt | 462 | Standard Bonehead Reply Form (Short)
chain.again | 18511 | Extremely Old Chain Letter, Included for Historical Headers
chaper.one | 3854 | The MIT Robot Chaperone (Version 1.00B)
chatrbbs.hum | 16946 | Chat Between The Slipped Disk and a Pissed RBBS Sysop
chern.vax | 16507 | The USSR on Usenet
cis.hum | 2603 | The Joys of Compusex!
client_s.sex | 482 | How Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex
cmu.test | 53160 | The Unisexual, Omnisexual Purity Test, Version 3.5a 1985
cobol.txt | 1791 | Literary Criticism meets COBOL
codegeek.txt | 20841 | Robert Hayden's Code of the Geeks v1.0.1
coffee.mkr | 2909 | Man Page for a Coffee Maker
cold.bymail | 3707 | Netmail Spreads Common Cold, 30 November 1983
command.txt | 3535 | The 30 Commandments of BBSing
commands.hum | 8231 | Some additional assembly language commands
commsens.hum | 6862 | Some common sense to use when logging onto BBSs.
comp.jok | 8832 | Microcomputer Mania.. A New Mental Disorder?
compaq_a.txt | 4425 | Compaq Wishes To Apologize For This Advertisemen
comparo.txt | 5437 | Parody of "My Favorite Things" by J. Benson & J. Doll
compatbl.hum | 3898 | A problem in the making for the HAL 9000
compdic.txt | 17027 | Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary (1987)
compdict.txt | 16221 | Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, by Bruce Tonkin, Computerpeople Monthly, Dec. 1987
compgran.hum | 2520 | Don't Take Computers for Granted!
complang.txt | 2990 | Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy by Daniel Solomon & David Rosenblueth
complexi.hum | 3939 | The Incomplete and Abridged Computer Term Lexicon
complove.jok | 10294 | Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)
compsci.jok | 4942 | Parody of UNC Computer Course Listings, 1990
compstor.txt | 3283 | Computer Stories from a Field Service Engineer
compusex.jok | 3701 | The Adventures of Mini and Micro
computer | 3224 | The List of "Real Computers"
computer.say | 9196 | Collection of Computing One-Liners
computer.txt | 2085 | The Book of Genesis from a Computer Perspective
computer.uni | 2460 | In the Beginning, God Created the Bit
computersongs-1.4 | 336786 | Computer Songs and Poems, Version 1.4 06, August 1994
consult.txt | 6574 | The Confessions of an Unpaid Consultant, by Stephen Manes (July 1996)
coollngo.txt | 5202 | The Rules of Cyberpunk and the Slang of Cyberpunk
copyrite.c64 | 11596 | Extremely Huge Commodore Disclaimer
cow.art | 90374 | The Complete Guide to Cows, Summer 1990, Part 1
cow.gui | 30989 | The Complete Guide to Cows, November 1989
cpuns.c | 3788 | C Program Loaded with Puns
crackers.hum | 2202 | Watch Out For Them Crackers!
cray.txt | 2499 | Making Conversions between Crays and Commodore 64s (July 28, 1990)
cray7.jok | 1638 | Cray's Incredible New Solar System-Powered Computer
creation.jcl | 2267 | A JCL Program for the Creation
creation.txt | 15175 | A Number of Computer-Related Creation Myths
creators.hoa | 3660 | From Computerworld 1 April: Creators Admit C, UNIX Hoax
cuisine.int | 6533 | The Timeline for Microsoft Food For Windows
customer.sup | 2837 | Support is Hell: The Torture Never Stops
d00d.txt | 9845 | The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak
dategineer.txt | 1280 | The Top Ten Reasons to Date and Not to Date an Engineer
ddt.histry | 661 | The History of the term DDT for a Dec Debugger
dead1.hum | 18129 | The History of the BBS User (A Musical Drama in 5 Parts)
dead2.hum | 33406 | The History of the BBS User Part II
dead3.hum | 60484 | The History of the BBS User Part III
dearemil.pos | 12648 | Dear Emily Postnews
dec.mail | 3236 | Why the RX-02 Floppies Absolutely Suck
dec.wars | 31839 | DEC WARS: The Definitive Collection
decwars.jok | 23728 | DEC WARS!
decwars.txt | 33057 | The Saga of DEC Wars
define.txt | 8192 | Computer Term List, Stolen from a Vax by King Herman
desktop.txt | 7638 | Desktop Publish and Be Damned!
dfc | 4889 | Microsoft Corp. Announces Latest Acquisition (Olympia, WA)
disclaim.jok | 3626 | The contents of stddisclaimer.h, the Internet's Standard Disclaimer
diseases | 4035 | The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors
diseases.txt | 3433 | The First Book of Computer Phobias, Disorders, and Diseases, by The Warriors
diskdriv.txt | 1992 | Ways to get Rid of problems with Disc Drives, by Jason Harlow
diskrigg.txt | 12316 | The Disk Rigger Rodent Story, by The Sector Vector
dljunkie.txt | 3257 | Confessions of a Download Junkie
doa6.txt | 23225 | MACROS: A Way of Life, or, Altering the English Language For Fun and Profit
document.dat | 6780 | Documenting Useless Programs, by Scoop
doodz | 9736 | The SysOp's Guide to D00Dspeak
dos_faq.fun | 3293 | What the comp.os.ms-dos wizards FAQ might look like if there were a comp.os.ms-dos.wizards
dpdef.txt | 2986 | Alternate Data Processing Definitions
dr.seuss | 2951 | A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandfather's Computer
dream.jok | 2146 | The Man Page for the DREAM Program
dream.man | 1896 | The Man Page for Dreaming
dreamman.jok | 1895 | A Man Page for Dreaming
duran.txt | 1392 | "The Password" to the tune of "The Reflex" by the Slipped Disk
elim2k | 3860 | Ad for the Eliminator 2000 (Destroys annoying BBS Users)
elite.cmd | 5946 | The Commandments of Eliteness
emoticon.txt | 6302 | Collection of common acronyms and emoticons on Compuserve
engineer.son | 6020 | The Engineers' Drinking Song (Lady Godiva)
engineercar.txt | 1293 | A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer, and a Departmental Manager in a Car (Joke)
errno.2 | 2470 | A Contest from USENIX for the Most Humorous UNIX Error Codes
errors.funny | 53161 | The Canonical List of Error Messages that Are Funny
ethics.txt | 9058 | Ethics for BBS Users: Some Points of Etiquitte
eunuchs.jok | 2679 | EUNUCH Programmer's Manual by Jonathan E. Brickman
evan.dream | 1802 | Evan Had a Dream
everleec.hum | 6207 | The Ever Present Leeches
exam | 3501 | Qualifying Examination for Co-Sysop Access
excuses.txt | 3691 | The Programmers and Sysops Excuse File by The Nomad
faces.jok | 8820 | Large Collection of Smiley Faces
faces2.jok | 8339 | Various Emoticons
famous.bug | 52609 | Famous Bugs List, Courtesy of Dave Curry
faxhumor.txt | 1529 | The Guide to Safe Faxing
fever.hum | 6455 | The Tragedy of Online Addiction, by Steve King
fidohist.hum | 16410 | FidoNet History and Operation 8 Feb 85
fifth.hum | 5282 | Laidback with (a) Fifth, By John Unger Zussman
figure.one | 3924 | VMS Operations Manual. See Figure One
figure_1.txt | 5400 | AT&T Customer Service Manual. See Figure One.
five.lws | 10289 | The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific #5: Bad Days Befall The People's Republic of Engineering, by M. Peshota
flame.hum | 7136 | Come Join the Famous Flamer's School
flame.txt | 6007 | The Flamers' Bible
flame_sc.hoo | 6909 | Ever Dreamed of Flaming with the Big Boys? Come to the Flamer's School!
flamform.txt | 1824 | The Flame Posting Form
flattire.jok | 616 | The Flat Tire Joke
fluke-cm.sng | 2179 | The Deteriorata Reprogrammed to be Computer Centric
foot.1 | 2001 | How to Determine Which Programming Language You're Using:
foot.2 | 2117 | Further Tests to See Which Programming Language You're Using
for-everything | 1657 | TRN TRN TRN (For Everything...) Parody
fpgmmers.hum | 4602 | Join the Famous Programmer's School
free.wheel | 6590 | net.bicycle.freewheel.cleaning: a reprise, by Brian Reid
funny.jok | 66971 | Large Collection of Computer-Related Jokery
gamedec.jok | 6314 | How DEC Works (Australian Perspective)
gameplay | 5143 | What Real Gamers Do and Don't Do by Fritz Mertens (March 15, 1985)
gatesprodigy.txt | 1034 | What Does Bill Gates' Daughter and Prodigy Have in Common?
geb.review | 2951 | Review of Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, by Douglas R. Hofstadter
geek.txt | 6821 | "A Letter From a Confirmed Geek", by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
geekcode.txt | 55071 | The Code of the Geeks v3.12 by Robert A. Hayden (March 5, 1996)
geekguide.txt | 7839 | A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
geeknerd.hum | 1462 | Geeks and Nerds, by The Data Blitz
geeknerd.txt | 1381 | Geeks and Nerds: An Informative File by the Data Blitz 11/20/84
geeks | 3467 | Guide to BBS Geeks
genasys.txt | 6284 | Gen A Sys: The Book of Genesis Retold with Computers
genesis.doc | 9409 | The New Creations from Genesis Corporation
genesis.hum | 3999 | The Story of Creation, or the Myth of Urk
genesis.jok | 2125 | In the Beginning, God Created the Bit
genesis.txt | 6801 | Genesis Release 2.5
genesys.hum | 6619 | Genesis Release 2.5
getdrunkcheap.txt | 14166 | Parody of MAKE.MONEY.FAST: GET.DRUNK.CHEAP, by Jon E. King
globbing | 3690 | Why Kernels Are Subjected to Bloat
glossary.jok | 3908 | An Alternate Version of the Software Universe
glossary.txt | 4056 | Getting to Know Your Computer: A Short Glossary of Computer Terms
gmhelpline.txt | 2466 | The General Motors Technical Support Line
gnsb3-cl.txt | 121578 | The Great Net Prayerbook
gnsb3-mu.txt | 615756 | The Great Net Spellbook
gnu.gnu | 1944 | Press Release for GNU GNURM, the Improved Internet Worm!
gnu.sub | 1692 | The GNU Submarine Sandwich
goldi.flisp | 8006 | The Story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears translated to Fortran
goodc.hum | 5733 | 2nd Annual Obfuscated Contest Winners
gospel.hak | 6004 | The Gospel According to St. Hacker
gradstud.tim | 6868 | A Grad-Student Emotion Checklist
gryara01.txt | 49236 | Gray Areas Magazine, by Nutta Gilbooa (Parody) Issue #1 (January, 1995)
gsl.announ | 20813 | Reports of the Graduate Student Lunch's Demise have been Greatly Exaggerated
gtdocs.hum | 8100 | GADGET-TERM 1.0 S0PHTD0CZ!
gubs.txt | 2268 | Collection of Emoticons and Acronyms for use on Fido BBSs.
guide12.txt | 3498 | The Twelve Year Old's Guide to Computing
gw~to.net~10 | 1923 | Gateway to Net Ten (Parody) by Mark Lotter
hack.poem | 9500 | The HACTRN
hack_pom.txt | 2215 | Casey at the Byte (Parody)
hacker.dressing | 2436 | How a Hacker Chooses His Clothing (ASCII Diagram)
hacker.song | 2539 | The Hacker's Song (Parody)
hacker.tes | 21478 | The Hacker Test, by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989)
hacker.tst | 21309 | The Hacker Test, Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
hackerbarbie.txt | 2541 | The Hacker Barbie is Introduced
hackers.hum | 10112 | Hackers: What Pussies! By Mr. Curious
hackers.jok | 89025 | The MIT Jargon File by Guy L. Steele Jr., Raphael Finkel, Donald Woods, Geoff Goodfellow and Mark Crispin (November 14, 1982)
hacksong.txt | 5570 | I'm a Hacker and I'm OK (Monty Pythod Parody) by Dave Touretzky and Don Libes
hacktest | 21120 | The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
hacktest.txt | 20527 | The Hacker Test, Version 1.0, 1989
hakawath.jok | 13192 | The Song of Hakawatha, by F.X. Reid
hal.txt | 4577 | HAL, we Have a Problem: You're not IBM Compatible
hal_word.ibm | 3184 | Is HAL a clever reworking of IBM? This author thinks so.
handle.txt | 10473 | How to Choose and Alias, written by The Sheister/UMass Bandit
har9408.txt | 22041 | HAM: Humor Accidentally Read (Parody of Random Access Humor) August, 1994
hasidunx.txt | 2243 | The Chasidic UNIX Chart by Eric Raymond, Arlie Stephens, David Oster
hexappea | 4151 | Software Goes Hardware by Unknown
highway.txt | 2131 | If Superhighways Were Like the Internet
hitch.hikers | 6841 | The Hitchiker's Guide to the Net, 1982
hitchout.hum | 2555 | Jason's Logout for the Milliways BBS
horror.story | 48007 | Large Collection of Hacking Horror Stories
how_to_g.bed | 1954 | How to Get a Hacker to Bed; Phrases to Turn Him/Her On
how_to_p.c | 969 | How to program and Debug in C: The Quick list
hp-fonts.jok | 14813 | The Complete Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog, Which is Odd
hp-fonts.txt | 14679 | A Particularly funny Hewlitt Packard Font Catalog (!)
hum1.txt | 7240 | Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and No Question Seems to be Too Basic (March 1st, 1994)
ibm&god.txt | 5940 | IBM Gets its First Contract, with God
ibm.son | 6461 | The IBM Songbook
ibm.update | 1945 | New Updates and Fixes to IBM/VU
ibm3090.txt | 3842 | Why I like the IBM 3090 (Or Maybe Not)
ibm360.jok | 2383 | HCF instruction: from Principles of Operation (Halt and Catch Fire)
ibmhumor.hum | 12691 | Addendum to System/370 Assembler
ibmos.txt | 3127 | IBM Offers the new Virtual Universe Operating System (January 30, 1979)
ibmrules.hac | 1365 | There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too
ibmrules.txt | 1376 | There are Rules for Driving a Computer, Too
ibmsong2.txt | 6198 | The IBM Songbook: March on with IBM
ibmvuo.hum | 2592 | NEW OPERATING SYSTEM FOR IBM MAINFRAMES: Virtual Universe
ideassof.hum | 2605 | Really Useful Software Ideas
idr.txt | 1865 | The Industrial Dude Ranch
ieee.defs | 2922 | Small Collection of Reviewed Engineering Definitions from the IEEE
ien137.txt | 36203 | On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace
inbetwee.hum | 14085 | What Happened in Between, by Rueben Flagg
infinity.jok | 3698 | The Infinity Properties
infinity.txt | 1914 | The Mathematic Formulas for Infinity
info.expngr | 2529 | A Dream Turns to a Nightmare for the National Inquisitor
infohighway.txt | 550 | Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
infohum.hum | 8530 | Some Infocom Humor
insane4.txt | 9728 | Lamer Pirate Magazines, Etc. by The Grim Reaper (February 3, 1992)
inter.face | 4097 | On the Human to Machine Interface
intercal.jok | 53702 | The Intercal Manual, from Don Woods and James Lyon
intohell.hum | 11233 | Hacking Into Hell -- The True Story of Harry Poindexter
intro.hum | 5827 | An extremely funny login screen to the Utopia BBS
is.modem.entity | 7552 | Is There a Modem Entity by Shadow Stories, Inc.
isp.txt | 899 | Top 10 Signs You Picked The Wrong Internet Service Provider
jargon-r | 5248 | The MIT/Stanford AI Jargon File (April 1, 1992 Version)
jargon.68 | 87324 | Ancient Version of the Jargon File
jargon.doc | 1069207 | Jargon File Verison 2.9.9 (April 1, 1992)
jargon.phd | 3807 | GLossary for Research Papers
jargon.tex | 87299 | Jargon File from November 14, 1982
jargon.txt | 96221 | The Glossary of Jargon, by Guy L. Steele, Jr., et al
jleet0.txt | 7551 | A Day in the Life of Johnny Leet0: The Story of an Elite Kiddie by RogersFX
job.msg | 950 | TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO JOBCONTROL ERRORS (December 1, 1988)
joe.lisp | 3956 | The Adventures of Joe Lisp, T Man
k-k00ld.hum | 5158 | The History of the K-K00l DUDE, by The Edge
k.k00l.doods | 5248 | The History of Real K-K00l Dudes by The Edge
k00l.txt | 6359 | The History of Real K-K00L D00DS by The Edge
kbprayer.txt | 640 | The Keyboard Prayer
ken_olson | 3572 | A Nice Juicy Ken Olsen Quote about how UNIX Is Doomed
kidia | 2048 | The Twit Filter: The Know-It/Done-It-All by Dave Bealer
kightlin.hum | 12978 | Chat Logs with the Maniac Jack of the now-defunct Kightline
killbunn.hum | 5013 | How to kill the Easter Bunny DEAD! by The Outland
kooldoo3.txt | 3961 | K-K00L D00Ds Part III, by Radioactive Snail
kubla.kahn | 2429 | HACKADU, Parody of Xanadu
kubla_k.ahn | 2495 | In Hackadu did Hackers Few an Awesome program-hack command....
l&dgeek.hum | 9099 | The Life and Death of a Modem Geek, by Dr. Atomic
l.t.modem.geek | 7168 | The Life and Times of a Modem Geek by A Modem User of Anarchy, Inc.
label.hum | 3748 | Clothes Labels Decoded, by Bruce Goldman
lamehelp.txt | 2663 | Helpful in Finding the Lamers: A Guide
lamer-6.txt | 11890 | Lamer! By Professor Fuze (January 31, 1995)
languag.jok | 699 | Al Stevens Explains all Computer Languages
language.txt | 5894 | Computer Programming Languages to Look Out For
lateonen.txt | 4087 | Late One Night, they Screw Up a Computer System
lauren.digest | 6758 | A Digest of Messages from Lauren Weinstein, an infinitely Amusing Person
laws_of_.pro | 1579 | Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
lawsuits.jok | 923 | Microsoft has a Patent on Look-And-Feel Lawsuits
lblbjoke.txt | 3453 | The DEC Light Bulb Joke
leary.hum | 5538 | An Interview with Timothy Leary
lechhate.txt | 7353 | What Leeches Hate about AE SysOps, by Crackmaster
leech.txt | 2770 | Definition and Overview of The Leech by Mutant Offspring
leech2.hum | 3403 | Leeches, by The Grim Reaper
leeches | 3980 | The True Leech Hazard by The Rocker
leeches!.hum | 11312 | The Society of Leeches, by Mister I/O
leechesd.txt | 10650 | The Leech Dictionary by the Blue Buccaneer
leechin.hum | 4654 | The Leech at Work, by The Rocker
leechpay.fun | 2886 | Ode warning of leeching
lesser.prg | 2801 | The Lesser Known Programming Languages
lifecycl.jok | 7558 | The Software Life Cycle, as told Biblically
lingo2.txt | 410 | Computer Company Acronyms
lisalegacy.txt | 54318 | The Legacy of the Apple Lisa, by David T. Craig (February 16, 1993)
lisp.ad | 3728 | Actual Ad for LISP Programmers from the Boston Globe
lisp.ad.story | 2935 | The Story of the Lisp.Ad File, by Kalman Reti (May, 2005)
litebulb.ai | 3815 | How Many Artifical Intelligence People does it take to Change a Light-Bulb?
loser | 3174 | The List of Real Losers by Chaotic Computers (1985)
lozerzon | 13130 | The Lozer Zone by The Circle Spellbook (1985)
lozerzon.000 | 12187 | Tale from the Loser Zone by The Circle Spellbook, Inc (1985)
lozerzon.txt | 14016 | The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook
lsd.man | 2939 | The Man Page for LSD
ludeinfo.txt | 9217 | The Basics of Luding by Sinbad Sailor
luke.vax | 5084 | The Further Adventures of Luke Vaxhacker
machine.bls | 1119 | Blessings on this Fine Machine by Zhahai Stewart
macsmack.hum | 2516 | Someone gripes about that new-fangled Macintosh
macterr.hum | 5998 | Comparing a Macintosh and a Cairn Terrier
magweed1.txt | 8866 | Dr. Arcane's Guide to Maggot Weeding, Volume 1.0
manifest.pc | 17542 | The PC Manifesto, Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Edition
manpage.sh | 58428 | Collection of Funny Man Pages That Someone Collected (In Shell Format)
markv.hum | 1720 | The Mark V Security System is ACTIVE!
master.pro | 2284 | The Parable of the Master Programmer
math.jok | 14853 | Physicists vs. Mathematicians
math.record | 1241 | Some Different Mathematical Records
math_dis.sex | 942 | Math Disproved Via Sex
mathfarm.txt | 2407 | The Progression of Farm Math Problems over the Years
mathglos.txt | 1735 | Mathematics Glossary: Deciphering what Math Teachers Say
mathimp.txt | 4177 | Impure Mathematics: The Story of Polly Nomial
maths.txt | 5060 | Simplified Mathematics, from the Journal of Irreproducible Results, Vol. 35, No. 1
mathtest.jok | 3843 | The Mathematics Purity Test
mcdonnel.reg | 5099 | The McDonnell Douglass Warranty Card
mdmgeek.txt | 8960 | The Life of a Modem Geek
measure.jok | 3484 | A Student Creates Tons of Cool Ways to Measure a Building with a Barometer
mel.txt | 9606 | Let Me Tell You The Way It Used To Be: PURE HEX PROGRAMMING
melvin.hum | 2304 | Computer Melvins, by The Watcher
micro.sto | 4519 | Micro (Offensive to computers and computer-wanna-bes) by Optimist Prime
microgod.txt | 4288 | Microsoft Bigs to Acquire Catholic Church
midas.jokes | 680 | Richard Stallman's "Guess What This Does"
milli.amp | 1569 | The Adventures of Micro-Farad and Milli-Amp
misc_com.jok | 1930 | Miscellanous Computer Jokes
misuse.notes | 6067 | No More `Star Trek' on CPU, by Jake Kirchner, CW Washington Bureau, Washington D.C.
mitsai.jargon | 25924 | Some MIT Artificial Intelligence Definitions
modem.pai | 15189 | List of the Modem Pail Kids
modem_us.txt | 15244 | The Modem Pail Kids
modemgee | 3202 | How to Tell if YOU are a Modem Geek! By The $heik (January 27, 1985)
modemgod.hum | 7596 | Is there a Modem Entity?
modempai.txt | 15082 | Modem Pail Kids: The Collection
modemuse.hum | 1640 | Field Guide to Modem Users
molly1.txt | 6425 | The Adventures of Molly Modem
molly2.txt | 6136 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #2
molly3.txt | 7713 | The Adventures of Molly Modem: #3
molly4.txt | 10144 | The Adventures of Molly Modem: #4
molly5.txt | 10249 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #5
molly6.txt | 15183 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #6
molly7.txt | 10311 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #7
molly8.txt | 11436 | The Adventures of Molly Modem #8
money.spoof | 18304 | Parody of Make Money Fast!
moon's.ghost | 1698 | The Ghost of Dave Moon
mr.prtocl | 7400 | Ask Mr. Protocol!
mudtest.jok | 6888 | The Mudder's Test (Version 1.0)
mumps.messag | 1299 | A partial trace of a few cycles of MUMPS [Mutually Uncooperative Multi-Processing System] execution
munchkin.txt | 8449 | Some New Definitions for Munchkins in the BBS Scene
murphy | 4002 | Murphy's Laws of Computers
murphy.txt | 10137 | The Laws of Computing
mydick.txt | 2192 | The Problems with a Computer Called MYDICK
nasa.jargon | 11775 | Glossary of NASA Terminology
neander.txt | 2732 | Ask Dr. Stupid: Am I a Neanderthal
nerd1.txt | 3652 | How you know you are a true blue Nerd, by Bug Byter
nerd2.txt | 6986 | How to Meet and Marry the Nerd of Your Choice, by Geneva March
nerd_te.st2 | 5240 | The Nerdity Test, Squid Version
nerd_test2 | 5086 | The Nerdity Test, Squid Version, September 1990
nerds.hum | 2809 | What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max
net.header | 2891 | The Net Message Header from Hell
net.rum | 164911 | Computer-Related Horror Stories
netguide.txt | 88141 | Hitch Hikers Guide To The Net
netnews.10 | 1329 | Top Ten Problems with Netnews
new.langs | 3347 | Some New Computer Languages
new.yorker | 6736 | Some Bizzzare Articles from the New Yorker
newibm.hum | 5377 | All the New Instructions for IBM's New Chip
newlang.txt | 13139 | Computer Languages from the Enforcer and Friends
newpc.hum | 3260 | A New, Very Personal, Computer
newsguru.txt | 20634 | The Yellow Brick Road in Cyberspace? Story.
newusega.hum | 3281 | New Users: A Guide to Parasites and Weeding them out
newuser.txt | 3437 | Parasite Pamphlet #3: New Users... How to Detect and Destroy Them
night.mare | 3385 | What if the World Took on the UNIX Philosophy?
nightlec.hum | 4001 | The Night of the Leeching Dead, by Apple Core
nine.lws | 13244 | The Adventures of Lone Worlf Scientific #9
not4 | 2097 | Were it Not for Computers, by Tim Casady
ns01n01.txt | 6494 | NET.SCANDALL: A Weekly Compendium of Ascii (April 1994)
nuke.txt | 3072 | QBX-1: Single-Board Nuclear Reactor Supplies Standby Power for 12 Years!
null_pro.lan | 3509 | NULL: A Computer Language Breakthrough
obsessed.hum | 2740 | Obsession with Computers? No Fooling THIS Guy!
old_book.lst | 4656 | Stuff Someone is throwing out, with funny reviews
ollie1.hum | 3072 | Secret Transmission from the President's BBS, circa 1987
olympics91 | 39284 | The USENET Olympics 1991
olympics92 | 48242 | The Usenet Olympics 1992
olympics92-winter | 31114 | The USENET Winter Olympics 1992
opcodes.hum | 3715 | Lots and Lots of Fake Machine OpCodes
opcodes.lis | 30436 | David Sanderson's Large Collection of OPCodes That Should Exist
opcodes.txt | 22242 | The False Opcodes List, Updated Several Times (September 9, 1985)
opcodes1.jok | 3386 | Some Historical Perspective on Humorous Opcodes
opcodes2.jok | 2463 | Collection of Bizzare Op-Codes
operator.opc | 5353 | Dave Campbell's Collection of Humorous Opcodes
orgasm.pas | 4342 | The Orgasm (A Pascal Program)
os.txt | 1988 | If Operating Systems Ran Airlines
os2tags.1 | 3280 | OS/2 One-Liners
osxintel.txt | 1905 | OS X/Intel is NOT dead!
paranoid.txt | 1817 | Top 10 list of activities for paranoid computer scientists
pascjoke.txt | 14064 | Ha! it Turns Out Pascal is One Big Joke!
pc-mag.hum | 3987 | PC Readers Locate Stories with New Index Program
pchumor.txt | 3401 | Guide to Computer Language
pcsarepc.txt | 1512 | PCs are PCs (sing along to People are People by Depeche Mode)
pdp-*.list | 5784 | List of DEC's PDPs, by Mark Crispin
peat.hum | 532 | The Peat Moss Event
pentcomp.jok | 3223 | The Penthause PET
penthaha.txt | 2101 | Collection of Pentium Error Jokes
perfpgm.hum | 1499 | The Perfect Programmer: A Poem
pets.txt | 1453 | Announcement of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
pgmrsong.jok | 2464 | Of course I never wanted to be a Lumberjack; I wanted to be a PROGRAMMER!
pgp-filk.txt | 1103 | A Filk Song About PGP
pgs.crazed | 1808 | Saving Sylvia's Terminal
phantoma.txt | 14967 | The Phantom of the operator
phideaux.hum | 2406 | Poodle Sisters Software: Phydeaux-Net!
pirates.hum | 2190 | The Pirate's Sniglets, by The G-Man
piratpsy.hum | 4310 | Psychology of the Software Pirate, By The Beast
place.jok | 3505 | Man Page for Place
place.man | 3582 | Man page for Placing Systems
poorsysp.hum | 1610 | A Sysop .... by The Silver Ghost
pournell.spo | 4092 | Computing an Anarchy Acres by Jerry Richdudley (Parody of Jerry Pournelle) by Jon Forrest (December 21, 1988)
powrpost.net | 8068 | The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
prayer.pgm | 562 | The Programmers' Prayer
prayer.txt | 820 | The Programmers' Prayer
programm.pra | 2446 | The Programmer's Prayer (June 4, 1989)
programmers-blues | 3793 | The Programmer's Blues (Filk)
progtec.hum | 3471 | Desperate Programming Techniques
proof.omni | 419 | OMNI Magazine Proves that 2=1
psalm.ti | 873 | The Mathematician's Prayer
pure.mat | 1848 | The Story of Poor Pure Percy P
pussy_ea.las | 3265 | Laser Printer Sucks Up Cat
quiche.txt | 3666 | Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche
quick.jok | 8065 | Quick List of Joking Definitions
quux.poem | 54044 | Random Computer Poetry, ot The Great Quux
r0dent.hum | 10222 | The Birth of a Rodent, by The Warlock Lord of Metal Communications
rah_syst | 4187 | If System Administrators Designed Cars
real.pgmrs | 23955 | Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL
realco.hum | 4041 | Real Computers, by Matt Gertner
realeng.sof | 3393 | Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
realleec.hum | 5864 | The Real Leech Guide Part I. Excellent Tree.
realmel.pro | 9262 | Real Programmers Write in Fortran? No way!
realprog.hum | 5325 | Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal!
rec.por | 3576 | The last Word on the Rec.Porn.Child Debate (Parody of Rec.Humor.Funny and Brad Templeton)
record.gap | 4342 | The Lurker in the Interrecord Gap
relays_1 | 2693 | Using Your Boots to Clear a Relay
resent.mail | 1235 | Someone Being Annoyed about the "Resent" Field
resrch.phrase | 1347 | Dictionary of useful Research Phrases
rfc748.txt | 2743 | The Randomly Lose Telnet Option
rfk.821 | 3650 | The SMTP Polymorph Command
rider.txt | 4611 | MacWeeny Rider (to the tune of "Uneasy Rider")
rm.man | 5870 | A Manual Page for a Much More Effective RM Command
robin.hod | 6655 | The Story of the Robin Hood Hackers
robot.tes | 3754 | Are You About to Employ a Robot
robotte.txt | 3296 | Are you About to Employ a Robot?
roia93 | 4408 | 1993 RAH Online Industry Awards by Dave Bealer
roultman.jok | 962 | A Man Page for Russian Roulette
rr.jok | 1073 | Man page for Russian Roulette
ryfm.txt | 4851 | Why is RYFM Disease Widespread? (READ YOUR FRIGGIN' MANUAL!)
safe-fax.asc | 6340 | The Important Rules for Safe Fax
santa-claus.sh | 1514 | Story-telling in computer languages
saturday.txt | 10485 | What Leeches and Other Losers Do on Saturday Nights, by The Blue Buccaneer
scientis | 3560 | Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code
scribe.suport | 733 | Someone Had a Bad Day Providing Scribe Support
scrtch.monkey | 2274 | The Story of the Scratch Monkey
sears.vax | 5572 | New VAX Reseller Sears Expects To Clean Up With Its Latest Offering
secrets.jok | 2167 | User's Guide to Little Known Facts About Computers
select.lng | 3476 | Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy
sentit.phk | 1196 | The Slipped Disk rants about how cool he is. Little prick.
sesame.2 | 5353 | Programmers on Sesame Street
sesame.st | 5056 | Horizons in Computer Science Educational Technology by Ross Williams (June 3, 1988)
sesame_s.cs | 4412 | Computer Science Sesame Street
seven.lws | 10500 | The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific Episode 7: The House Guest with 172 Soldering Irons by M. Peshota
sexx.jok | 7898 | Computer Program for Computers to have Sex with People
signatur.jok | 9735 | Collection of Signature Files
silicon.txt | 9864 | The Joke of Silicon Valley, by Judith Stone
simgames.txt | 3908 | Documentation for SIM-Crackhouse
slings.arrows | 1545 | Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
slings_a.rro | 1583 | The Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
sloppy.hum | 1579 | Sloppy Floppies, or Polarid's New Cleaning Techniques
smart.basic? | 2194 | All the Programs you'll Ever Need for $600
smiles.txt | 2620 | Communications Breakthrough: The Smiley List, after Scott Fahlman at CMU
smiley | 6826 | The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
smiley.face | 1412 | Smiley Face Catalog, from 1983
smiley.txt | 7530 | Collection of Smiley Faces
smileys.2 | 12847 | Collection of Emoticons
smileys.jok | 7249 | Additional Collection of Smiley Faces
smilie$d | 14137 | Large Collection of Smileys
sniglets.txt | 5083 | A Collection of Modem Signets Volume #1 by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
software | 3459 | Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
software.txt | 105145 | SOFTWARES: Part IV, a New Hype (Star Wars Parody)
soulcatc.txt | 9470 | About Copy Protection and Selling your Soul
spispopd.faq | 26802 | The Official SPISPOPD FAQ Prerelease Version 1.0 by Seth Cohn
spispopd.txt | 4813 | Why Doom has an Inside Joke to Usenet, or How I Helped Create a Cheat Key Code by Seth Cohn
sprite.txt | 1487 | Walk of Sprite: Parody of Walk of Life by Dire Straits, by Melt Cober (1986)
stuck.key | 486 | The All punctuation Drinking Song
stupdsig.txt | 9812 | A Collection of Stupid .signatures
sun.boot | 7517 | Pros and Cons of Sun Workstations from 1987
sun_on_t.far | 2879 | Why they chose Sun Workstations Down on the Farm
superuser.txt | 6252 | The Arguments for a Super User from Different Departments
sweep.stakes | 752 | Typical Junkmal, OK, WEIRD Junkmail, 1983
swwars.jok | 60272 | Software Wars, by Mark Crispin
swwars.txt | 59362 | Software Wars, by Mark Crispin
sys286.msg | 24134 | Nasty Parody of Symbiotics Documentations (Slimebiotics)
sysadmin.txt | 2779 | Should I Become an Astronaut, Firefighter, or System Administrator?
syslose.hum | 9077 | The Sysop's Guide to Loozers Leeches and Rodents
sysmgr.sty | 61093 | The Adventures of System Restriction Underwriter Manager
sysopblu.txt | 4871 | The Tough Times of Being a Sysop
sysopfun.hum | 6684 | Sysop fun! By Surf Rat
sysoppt.txt | 2194 | The System Operator Purity Test
system.man | 7712 | Machine Room Operations
system_g.ens | 6647 | Genesis Release 2.5, by Michael Coleman
taking_c.dis | 1789 | Different Ways of Taking Care of Your Disks
teachers | 10525 | Real Computer Teachers by The Joker, The Slipped Disk, the Datamaster and Mark Hamill
technica.har | 2987 | What is Technical harassment?
techsup.txt | 693 | The Top 10 Reasons for Calling Technical Support Hotlines
tenne.c | 8446 | New C Language Derivative: Tenne-C!
terms.hum | 7567 | An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
testfors.txt | 3643 | Tests for System Analysts (Reworking of the famous 'Final Test')
tex.use | 3141 | A portrait of the TeX novice/user/hacker.
texas.txt | 1957 | The Official Grotto Primer of Elementary Texan
the.future | 5335 | Zork, RAMS and the Curse of Ra: Computo, ergo sum by Curt Suplee, Smithsonian magazine, April 1983
the.last.bug | 917 | The Last Bug
the_hack.tes | 20193 | THE HACKER TEST - Version 1.0
the_main.env | 11671 | New Employee Orientation: The Mainframe Environment from a Training Perspective
the_net.txt | 3138 | It's True! I Heard it on the Net!
thecompu.txt | 11162 | The Compleat Nerd Dictionary, by The Quartz Revision 2.0, 1985
thepasca.txt | 4807 | the Pascal Programmer and the C Programmer, by The Shooting Shark
thesocie.txt | 13594 | The Society of "Leeches" in the Telecommunications World by Mister I/O
timeline.lan | 1222 | Bizarre Computer Language Timeline
timewarp.jok | 3964 | Thank Goodness of Computer Technology!
to_my_da.hus | 1988 | To My Darling Husband, the Computer Addict
toilet.mil | 2959 | Administrator's Note About the Water Closet
tolkien.rin | 17236 | The Tolkien Ring Network
ton.jok | 16717 | Humorous Computer Dictionary (1988)
tonkinsc.txt | 16334 | Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary, 1987
troff.jok | 4050 | Introducing a new "portable" macro package for troff-like processors (DEEP GEEK HUMOR)
tst8.txt | 30397 | Tech Support Tales #8
turbo.cadr | 1335 | Vrooom!, or, Turbo-CADR-19
turing.shr | 4776 | The Turing Sroud: An Amazing Archaeological Discovery!
turkey.hum | 3726 | Going Cold Turkey, by The Blue Buccaneer
typicaol.txt | 3468 | AOL's Diary, from Anonymous
u_songs.txt | 4504 | A Few MIT Drinking Songs
ultimate.spr | 7910 | Excellent Response by Digital to a VMS Leap year Complaint
ultimav.hum | 7553 | The Ultimate Ultima
unc90.cor | 5433 | A Notice of Change in Course Schedule by Kevin Denelsbeck (September 21, 1990)
unifid.field | 1162 | The Unified Field Theory
unisys.jok | 2451 | The Burroughs/Sperry (now Unisys) Merger Song
universa.vax | 1106 | God Logs Onto his VAX
unix-stories | 22756 | Adminstration Horror Stories From the Usenet (1992)
unix.admin.horror-1.1 | 141662 | The Unofficial Unix Administration Horror Story Summary, version 1.1
unix.cmd | 3228 | Funny UNIX Commands to Type
unix.jok | 920 | Unix Jokes
unix.ooh | 6589 | Creative Writing Project: The UNIX Program Gone Bad
unix.rm | 5998 | A new version of rm(1) for DOD contractors by Steve Baur (1989)
unix_laf.txt | 1216 | Some Funny Things You Can Type in Unix
unixhoax.txt | 4598 | Creators Admin C, UNIX is a Hoax (April 1, 1991)
unixkill.txt | 3413 | Manual Entry for XKILL, which Kills Processes and the users who start them!
unixlove.jok | 9610 | Rant about UNIX, and USENIX as well
unixtrek.txt | 4291 | UNIX Trek
unixtrix.txt | 143498 | A VERY Large Collection of UNIX Shell Tricks
unixttl1.hac | 31322 | UNIX Communication Commands, Part I
unixwars.txt | 25526 | The UNIX Wars Saga, Version 1.1
usenet.oly | 44437 | The Usenet Sports Programming Network presents: Exclusive Coverage of the Men's Flame Baiting Finals
usenet_b.fax | 3766 | PLTS Announces "Netnews by Fax"
usenet_g.pos | 7957 | The USENET Guide to Power Posting
ussrmodm.txt | 7168 | Split Personalities on Electronic Bulletin Boards, by Rangott Splieken
utopia.hum | 3193 | A Login Session with Utopia BBS
uzi&comp.txt | 2663 | The Uzi vs. The Computer, by Yossie Silverman
uzivs.jok | 1602 | The UZI Versus the Computer
valgol.txt | 2194 | Announcing VALGOL, the Valley Girl Operating Language
valguy.hum | 2836 | Silicon Valley Guy (to the Tune of Valley Girl)
vangojok.txt | 3220 | The Writings of a Minor 19th Centure Post-Impressionist Programmer
vaporwre.1 | 10149 | Murph's VAPORWARE column for March 1990
vaporwre.2 | 6591 | Murph's VAPORWARE column for April 1990
vaxen.jok | 15163 | The Infamous VAXEN War Story
vaxlaws.hum | 5476 | The Law of the VAXes
vaxtrek.1 | 3650 | Vax Trek V The Movie: "The Crunchy Bits"
vi_addic.txt | 1580 | Addicted to VI (Parody of Addicted to Love)
virtual.mem | 2743 | I/O Deja Vu: A Farce in one act
virus.hack | 1969 | Look Out for this New Virus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
virus.joke | 3822 | The Michelangelo Virus Hysteria Syndome
virus.txt | 4325 | A List of Humorous Viruses
vmexplan.hum | 4032 | A Very Weird Explanation of Memory Paging
voyager.hum | 8576 | The Voyage of the Digi-Nerds
vu.txt | 2554 | IBM's Virtual Universe Operating System
w95startmeup | 2925 | Song Parody of "Start Me up" by Dix/Dem (1995)
warbitch.hum | 8769 | BitchWar Manual #1, by Barney Badass
warbitch.txt | 9225 | B-File #1: Barney Badass's Bitch War manual
wargames.txt | 9762 | Is Wargames Possible? Bullshit! By The Jabberwock
warning.hum | 2619 | Warning! This Machine Intentionally Goes Down!
weird.pro | 14307 | Bored by Pascal? A Posting from Magnus (September 29, 1989)
weirdpro.txt | 13454 | The Bored by pascal? Series
what_is_.gur | 2956 | How to Tell if You Have a UNIX Guru in the House
who-me.hum | 9214 | So You Want to be a SysOP
why-text.oct | 3437 | Why I Like Textfiles, by Jason Scott
why_i_li.309 | 3790 | Why I Like the IBM 3090
win95.txt | 3303 | Joke Press Release: Windows Buys Up Satisfaction
winjokes.txt | 11956 | Six Gabillion Anti-Windows/Microsoft Taglines
wint95experience.txt | 7852 | Out of the Box with Windows 95 (August, 1995)
wisdom.talk | 1742 | IMMANUEL: A Wisdom Based System for Discovering Deep Philosophical Ideas
writdocd.hum | 8043 | How to Write Documentation Documentation (Needs Editing)
xdos7.txt | 5353 | Christian Deity Ontological System Version 7 (XDOS 7.0), or Christianity 7
xtnd8088.txt | 4604 | Extended Op-Code Set for 8088/8086, or What Intel forgot To Tell.
yale.1 | 1993 | An Example of a Fake AI System
you're.tired? | 1059 | Art Buchwald's Story about Why You're So Tired
zany232.art | 5675 | DL-232: A suggestion for even more stupid signals on computer cables
zendocum.txt | 4118 | Zen and the Art of Software Documentation by W.C. Carlson
zippy_eliza | 6055 | Attacking on ELIZA with some ZIPPY Quotes
zzzmodem.txt | 5145 | ZZZMODEM: The Slowest Modem Protocol Ever

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