A man with no arms and legs in a hole
Dug

A man with no arms and legs under a car
Jack

A man with no arms and legs in the garden
Pete

A man with no arms and legs in the water
Bob

2 men with no arms and legs on the window
Curt n rod

Another man with no arms and legs in a hole
Phil

what do you call a man on the beach if he has no arms and no legs?
sandy

what if it's a woman in the ocean?
sandy duncan.

What do you call a heart patient with no arms or legs in a pool.
Bob Newheart.

RE: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
How about DICK instead? :)

a guy with no arms and no legs with a sea gull on his head:
     Cliff

a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean...
        BOB

a guy with no arms and no legs in Idaho?
        Spud!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs halfway down Tina Turner's throat?
Mike.

What do you call the same guy halfway down Linda Lovelace's throat?
Dick.  *Ducks copies of "Deep Throat" being thrown*

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.

What do you call the same guy in a pond?
Skip.

What do you call a guy in your mailbox with no arms and no legs?

Bill  HA!   *groan*

What do you call A man w/no arms & legs upside down in the endzone?
Spike

a man with no arms or legs in a bathroom...
John

What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on a bar-b-q grill?
  Frank

What do yu call his girlfriend?
  Patty

What do you call a chic w/ only one leg?
  Ilene

What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
  Art

What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on your doorstep?
  Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a fireplace?  
  Bernie

 And an hour later?  
  Ashley

What do you call a man with a wooden head ?
Edward.

What do you call a man with three wooden  heads ?
Edward Woodward.

What do you call a dog with no legs...
    ...doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a dog with short legs and brass balls??
Sparky!!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards????
A receding hair line !!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of cattle masturbating...
    ...beef stroganoff.
