HAYES     = How Are You Enjoying Sex ?          %
IBM       = International Bums Maker            !
APPLE     = Another Poor Product Like Eniac     %
ATARI     = All Transistors Are Recycled IBM's  *
CBM       = Collective Basic Maniacs            *
EPSON     = Every Product Sucks Or Naps         !
BBS       = Brutal Barfing Society              *
MAC       = Made After Crying                   !

