# Humor Files: Jokes and Shaggy Dog Stories

If a joke is funny, it gets spread. If a person gets a bunch of jokes, they tack them together and they get spread. And if a subject happens (a scandal, a tragedy, an election) then the jokes about that event get tacked together and spread as well.

What you end up with, then, are these massive files of very disparate joke clusters, bound only because someone thought they were funny or someone had a thing for light-bulb jokes. Therefore, there are probably tons of doubles and triples and what have you in this collection, and there's just not enough time in the day to sort them. So this whole directory is a bit of a crapshoot. On the other hand, it IS funny.

Filename | Size | Description of the Textfile
100.txt | 4996 | I'd Love To, But.........
100room.txt | 8987 | 100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10ondate.txt | 1147 | The Top Ten Ways a Computer Guy Can Impress His Date
12clint.txt | 2514 | The Twelve Days of Clinton
1liner.txt | 2256 | A Collection of One-Liners
1more.jok | 1877 | I Was Out Rock Climbing with my Wife Estelle
50onfinal.txt | 7132 | 50 Fun Things to Do on a Final
abuser.txt | 10950 | The Best Ways to Abuse a BBS by The Joker
acros.txt | 2179 | Finally, a Cheat Sheet for Computer Acronyms
adver_tr.uth | 798 | Odd Circumcision Joke
altuniv.jok | 1908 | My Car Salesman Now Works for the Airlines!
american.eng | 1010 | An Old English Couple Meet a New York Cabbie
amusing.jok | 1218 | The Old Moonshiner's Last Stand
answer.jok | 25579 | A Collection of Answering Machine Jokes
answerin.mac | 43121 | Complete listing of Answering Machine Messages
answerin.txt | 43806 | Additional Funny Answering Machine Messages
apt.hum | 1564 | So there's this businessman and this chorus girl....
are_you.gay | 1776 | Are you Gay? Get off the Plane!
asstalk | 2887 | Did I ever Tell You About the Man Who Taught His Asshole to Talk?
auto.hum | 3866 | Funny Auto Insurance claims
aviation.jok | 81197 | Large Collection of Flying Jokes
awful.jokes | 7781 | A Collection of Truly Awful Jokes
babyjoke.txt | 4035 | A Bunch of Dead Baby Jokes
babypics.txt | 4192 | So SHE's expecting a government employee to provide sex, and he wants to take a picture, and oh, I'm telling it wrong, aren't I?
bad.jok | 1312 | You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
bad.jokes | 20509 | The Ruins of the Bad-Joke Mailing List of 1979
bad_jo.kes | 21168 | Very Large Collection of Jokes Claiming to be from a 1979 Mailing List
badday.txt | 1143 | You Know It's Going To be a Bad Day When....
badpie.jok | 937 | The Woman Who Made Bad Pies
badtaste.txt | 1841 | Gross Joke involving a Patent for an Apple
band.jok | 3162 | Flyer for the Either/Orchestra
barnsatn.txt | 407 | Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan
bath.jks | 30208 | Collection of Gross/Unpleasant/Racist/Sexist Jokes
bc-jokes.txt | 19906 | 111 Slick Willy Clinton Jokes
bears.jok | 1689 | A Couple of Bear Jokes
bedroom_golf.txt | 2556 | The Rules of Bedroom Golf
beer.jok | 6893 | Why a Beer is Better than a Woman
beergirl.jok | 1433 | 24 Good Reasons that Beer is Better Than Women
belboard.inf | 135763 | Large Collection of Shaggy Dog Humor
best.frt | 72390 | The Best of the Fortunes
best1001.asc | 24998 | 1001 of the Best Jokes (Well, OK, not quite 1001)
best1002.asc | 28577 | A Large Grab-Bag of Jokes of Shaggy Dog Stories
bigjokes | 594917 | Large Collection of All Sorts of Jokes
bike.jok | 1411 | The Really Fast Bike Rider
billsmed.txt | 1044 | Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary
blind.jok | 901 | The Blind Man's Dog
blond.msg | 29177 | Collection of Blonde Jokes
blond111.txt | 12130 | Radio Free Milwaukee's 111 Blonde Jokes
blonde.txt | 66046 | The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992
blondej2.txt | 15407 | Blonde Jokes, compiuled by Mr. Noise (April 25, 1992)
blondejokes.hum | 13505 | 125 Blonde Jokes
blondes | 29005 | Large Collection of Blonde Jokes
blondes.txt | 5875 | Collection of Blonde Jokes
blondjok.txt | 15872 | 150 Blonde Jokes
blonds.jks | 30208 | The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes (202)
book.txt | 74754 | MISC: Another Collection of Bad Jokes
book2.txt | 50180 | Collection of Bad Jokes
boss.txt | 1266 | The Boss
boytrain.jok | 1447 | The Little Boy and the Train
brownies.jok | 2039 | Recipe for Mom's Brownies
bulb.txt | 39040 | Another Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
bulbjoke.txt | 4210 | Very large Collection of Lightbulb Jokes
bulbs.txt | 23958 | Large Collection of Light-Bulb Jokes
bumper.txt | 3553 | Actual Bumper Stickers Found on Actual Cars
bumpstick | 3107 | Bumper Stickers Seen on the Information Superhighway
byujokes.txt | 16384 | Brigham Young University Jokes
c.hum | 1736 | Murphy's Laws
calctest.hum | 2511 | Answers to the Calculus Final, by a Concerned and Resourceful Student
canoes.txt | 2063 | JOKE: How Different Armed Forces Ran in the Canoe Race
caracros.txt | 2174 | A Collection of Car Acronyms
cate.jok | 577465 | Complete Random Collection of Jokes
cathjews.jok | 1584 | The Jewish Kid Got the Point at Catholic School
celebrate.txt | 897 | The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven
chickens.jok | 3892 | How Many Generic Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
children.txt | 7640 | Murphy's Laws on Parenting
chinmenu.jok | 2776 | Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant
clinton.jok | 99067 | Very Large Collection of Clinton Jokes
cokkies.hum | 2792 | Some bad cookies from the Works BBS
compchis.txt | 3090 | The Worm Before Christmas by Clement C. Morris
compdaff.txt | 1996 | Computer Daffy-Nitions
complove.jok | 1889 | Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)
computer.txt | 3243 | Things to Do in a Computer Lab
compvocb.txt | 1267 | Computer Vocabulary for Geeks and Normal
condom.jok | 16385 | The Large Collection of Condom Jokes and Articles
condom.txt | 2963 | Collection of Condom Jokes
condoms.jok | 684 | Condoms Sold and Fitted!
conduct.txt | 2733 | A Shaggy Dog Story With Absolutely No Bananas!
cookie.1 | 33745 | Karl Lehenbauer's Fortune Cookie File
cookieii.hum | 62792 | Quip Snips, by William D. Tammeus
courting.jok | 3456 | How to Kill a Missouri Eel
cowmilk.txt | 506 | My First Time Ever
cricket.jok | 1059 | Cricket Match Which is Funnier than Baseball
crmation.jok | 607 | The Dubiously True Cremation Joke
cupholder.txt | 869 | True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp
cute.say | 4793 | Collection of Cute Sayings
dahmer.jok | 2122 | The Complete Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes List
dahmer.txt | 1828 | Collection of Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes (Cannibalism, etc.)
dangwild.jok | 1360 | Egad! The Mosquitos are BIG!
darksucker.txt | 4641 | Dark Conspiracy Involving Electrical Power Companies Surfances, by the Quantum Mechanic (August 7, 1988)
date.txt | 5946 | More than 50 Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates (And other Social Catastrophes)
datepick.txt | 917 | The Guy Has Four Daughters That Live At Home
deck.txt | 11161 | The Very Last "Doesn't Have a Full Deck" List
defense.txt | 2663 | You Know You Work for a Defense Contractor When....
dentist.txt | 886 | The Dentist Joke
devildic | 13873 | Collection of Definitions from the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
dinner.jok | 570 | Trying to Help the Chinese Man Next to Her
dinosaur.jok | 1607 | A Large Collection of Dinosaur Jokes
dinosaur.txt | 1185 | A Large Selection of DINOSAUR JOKES
doekiller.txt | 1275 | Wanted for Attempted Murder
dogsex.txt | 2702 | A Dog Named Sex
dough.jok | 1545 | Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men
drivers.jok | 1498 | The Wall Street Reports on Dummies in the HOV Lane
drtymind.txt | 685 | He and She
dumpon.txt | 1770 | Inspiration for the Unhappy
easter.jok | 1383 | What is EASTER?
echomai2.txt | 16348 | Blonde Jokes #3, 1991
elephant.jok | 3853 | Some Elephant Jokes (1988)
elephant.txt | 5655 | A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes
elephant2.txt | 2835 | A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes
eng-math-phy.txt | 6099 | Let's Pick on Engeineers Today
engineer.jok | 998 | The Pessimists' Guide to Engineer-Talk
english.txt | 4244 | Collection of Heartfelt attempts to write in English from around the world
eschat_l.lis | 2610 | An Eschatological Laundry List: Some of the 927 Great Truths
ethiopia.txt | 5323 | The Ethiopian Joke Book, by The Blue Buccaneer
ethnic.jok | 56587 | Large Stack of Irish Jokes
ethnic2.jok | 34353 | Large Stack of Irish Jokes
evangali.jok | 2575 | TV Evangelism: A True Story
evilcake.hum | 1585 | The Origins of the Evil Cake Contest
examburn.txt | 6567 | The Exam Burn
excuses.txt | 3192 | A Collection of Typical School Excuses
expjoke.txt | 6583 | Cheap Explosives and Sick Jokes, by Suicidal Maniac of Anarchists' Alliance
f.jok | 145924 | An EXTREMELY Large Fortune File
firesqd.jok | 2521 | The Firing Squad Joke, starring Your Favorite Ethnic Minority
fish2.jok | 1501 | Goddamned Fish!
flaglick.jok | 1510 | Lick the Flag? Are Your Crazy?
flowcht.txt | 1904 | Problem Solving Process (Flowchart)
fortun.cookie | 9867 | Large Collection of Fortune Cookies
fortun_c.ook | 10047 | List of Fortunes from Cookies
fortune.hum | 70135 | A Collection of One-Line Fortunes
fortunes.mac | 13048 | Large Collection of Fortunes
fortunes.txt | 39238 | Fortunes, Compiled by Stefan Posthuma
frog.sty | 4980 | The Joke About the Talking Frog
funnysigns.txt | 4786 | Some Funny Signs
girls.jok | 10986 | Collection of Old, Old Jokes
godwisd.jok | 1067 | Wisdom of the Gods, a Joke
golf.jok | 1067 | Forgive me Father, I used the F-Word While Golfing
gorilla_.txt | 6394 | And Now for the Purple Gorilla Joke!
govofficial.txt | 3262 | Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official
graffiti.jok | 3331 | A Collection of One-Liners (June 6, 1988)
grandeur.jok | 7834 | A Deluge of Grandeur (Joke)
grave.txt | 1127 | Two Drunks Fall in a Grave (Joke)
grettrut.hum | 6183 | Great Truths
gross.txt | 3840 | Collection of Gross Jokes
grossjok.hum | 3801 | Totally Nasty and Bad Jokes
guard.jokes | 12756 | Jokes about the Guards at MIT
guy100.txt | 5998 | 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be a Guy
h2o.txt | 1108 | How Gullible Are We?
hacktest.txt | 19642 | The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
hecomes.jok | 3213 | The Story of Mad Martin, from Gene Spafford (1988)
hell.jok | 3862 | Rowan Atkinson's Hell Monologue, typed by Raymond Field (May 13, 1989)
hell.txt | 1745 | The Thermodynamics of Hell
hitpenny.jok | 3687 | Hit the Penny, hit the Quarter
hornydog.jok | 1203 | There Were These Two Dogs...
humor.txt | 106245 | Prove That All Odd Integers are Prime
idealpas.jok | 959 | The "Perfect Pastor"
indian.hum | 1371 | Never Trust an Indian
info_car.txt | 3412 | Guide to the Different Protocols of the Internet
insjokes.hum | 2509 | Actual Statements found on Insurance Forms
insura.jok | 962 | Tey Won't Cover Rob Lowe's Problems!
iraqjoke.txt | 26376 | Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes
iraqjoke2.txt | 5842 | Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes
irish.jok | 12547 | Stack of Irish Jokes
irishbul.txt | 7164 | Irish Bulls: Intrinsically Contradictory Phrases that Reveal a Truth
jesless.jok | 1128 | Jesus and His Dumb Disciples
jewhumor.jok | 961 | Three Lashes!
jgotus.hum | 2900 | Japan's Got Us Beat in the Service Department, Too, by Hilary Hinds Kitasei
joke001.jok | 50820 | All Sorts of Jokes
joke002.jok | 394992 | Massive Internet Jokebook #1
joke003.jok | 75211 | Ronen Stein's Collection of Jokes
joke1.fun | 1090 | An Old Russion Joke
jokepak1.txt | 18148 | Large Pack of Jokes Volume 1
jokepak2.txt | 11536 | Large Pack of Jokes Volume 2
jokepak3.txt | 14158 | Large Pack of Jokes Volume 3
jokepak4.txt | 14985 | Large Pack of Jokes Volume 4
jokes | 90699 | Large Collection of Offensive Jokes
jokes.001 | 21243 | Smattering of All Sorts of Jokes
jokes.01 | 1959 | Collection of Jokes #01
jokes.02 | 21480 | Collection of Jokes #02
jokes.03 | 133652 | Collection of Jokes #03
jokes.04 | 73956 | Collection of Jokes #04
jokes.05 | 103916 | Collection of Jokes #05
jokes.06 | 29857 | Collection of Jokes #06
jokes.07 | 29275 | Collection of Jokes #07
jokes.08 | 32954 | COllection of Jokes #08
jokes.09 | 10681 | Collection of Jokes #09
jokes.1 | 1484 | A Small Collection of Jokes
jokes.10 | 70150 | Collection of Jokes #10
jokes.11 | 35486 | Collection of Jokes #11
jokes.12 | 7859 | Collection of Jokes #12
jokes.13 | 39090 | Collection of Jokes #13
jokes.14 | 4602 | Collection of Jokes #14
jokes.gph | 4096 | Rude and Obnoxious Jokes by The Dolphin that came from Belmont
jokes.hum | 21035 | Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk
jokes.jok | 31269 | The Joke List of Jokes and More Jokes
jokes.txt | 130684 | The *BIG* Joke File
jokes.une | 7162 | Collection of the Usual EUnet Jokes
jokes1.txt | 1841 | The Zen of Cat Bathing
jokes10.txt | 53526 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 10
jokes2.txt | 38627 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 2
jokes3.txt | 39692 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 3
jokes4.txt | 40258 | Large Collection of Jokes, part 4
jokes5.txt | 43992 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 5
jokes6.txt | 4835 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 6
jokes7.txt | 7276 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 7
jokes8.txt | 23789 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 8
jokes9.txt | 50795 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 9
jokin-13.txt | 51094 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 13
jokin-16.txt | 49045 | A Bunch of One-Liners
jokin-17.txt | 56230 | That's an Awful Amount of Jokes!
jokin-18.txt | 53745 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 18
jokin-19.txt | 51129 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 19
jokin-20.txt | 59824 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 20
jokin-23.txt | 52170 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 23
jokin-24.txt | 59274 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 24
jokin-25.txt | 50844 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 25
jokin-26.txt | 52413 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 26
jokin-28.txt | 65500 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 28
jokin-29.txt | 61663 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 29
jokin-30.txt | 47186 | Large Collection of Jokes, part 30
jokin-31.txt | 60333 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 31
jokin-33.txt | 59040 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 33
jokin-34.txt | 52561 | Large Collection of Jokes, Part 34
joking01.jok | 52169 | Collection of Jokes and Jokes and Jokes
joking02.jok | 59823 | Collection of Longer Jokes
joking03.jok | 814 | Very Large Collection of Jokes!
joking04.jok | 53166 | And Even More Jokes
joking05.jok | 56343 | Smorgasbord of Jokes
joking16.jok | 57145 | Jokes and Bad Puns and Tasteless Stuff and More Jokes
journos.jok | 1108 | The Journalist Joke
kibo.sig | 53172 | Kibo's Very Large Signature File
killers.jok | 2541 | Cereal Killers
koresh.jok | 22304 | Canonical List of David Koresh Jokes
laugh14.txt | 89818 | Collection of Jokes from the Access Media BBS
laws.lst | 63792 | A List of All Sorts of Laws
laws.txt | 44113 | An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws
lawslife.hum | 43815 | An abridged collection of Interdisciplinary Laws
lawslife.txt | 10684 | The Laws of Life
lawyer.hum | 5046 | A Few choice Lawyer Jokes
lawyer.jok | 24833 | Collection of Lawyers Jokes
lawyer2.jok | 17076 | Collection of Lawyer Jokes
lawyerjo.txt | 26282 | Collection of Lawyer Jokes
lawyers.jok | 26946 | The Man With No Name Presents More Lawyer Jokes (December 1988)
lawyers.txt | 8791 | How Many Lawyers?
lawyrjok | 27283 | Additional Amounts of Lawyer Jokes
lechhow.hum | 1670 | How to be a Leech, by Mino Taur
leper.txt | 3786 | Collection of Tasteless Leper Jokes
lepre.txt | 7554 | The Leprechaun Joke, by David Gerrold
life1500.txt | 4228 | Life in the 1500s
lifeconc.txt | 2239 | Thoughts About Life
lightbul | 12398 | The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
lightbul.lis | 29917 | Additional Light Bulb Jokes
lightbul.txt | 33065 | Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
lightbul2.txt | 18769 | Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
lights.jok | 8047 | List of Light Bulb Jokes
limerick.2 | 10383 | Large Collection of Limericks
limerick.jok | 8184 | Collection of Dirty Limericks
limerix.hum | 36431 | A Large Selection of Bawdy Limericks
limerk.txt | 851 | A Limerick
lines.hum | 8103 | The Winners, most effective pick-up-lines
lines.jok | 12923 | A List of Classic Pick-Up Lines
lists.jok | 2560 | A Couple Top 10 Lists on Barbies and Computer Phobias
litebulb.ai | 3815 | Some Really Odd Artifical Intelligence Lab Light Bulb Jokes
litebulb.txt | 10124 | Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
lotsa.jok | 25057 | Grab-Bag of Jokes
lotsajok.txt | 24795 | Lots of Quick and Simple Jokes
love80s.txt | 3883 | Love in the 80s
loveone.txt | 1566 | If You Love Someone
lwords.txt | 4548 | Famous Last Words
madame.jok | 835 | Very old Brothel Joke
mag-tape.jok | 3080 | The Cat and the Magentic Taoe
manlaugh.txt | 1315 | The Ultimate Jokebook About Men?
marriage.txt | 3713 | Marriage Humor of Various Types
math_eng.tec | 1135 | Put the Brainy People Under Stress (Joke)
mblonde.txt | 98351 | The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992
medical.jok | 3147 | A Joke Involving Doctors and Ducks
medicwon.jok | 1402 | The Wonders of Modern Medicine
medjoke1.txt | 52172 | Humor: Medical (140) - Part 1
medjoke2.txt | 50321 | Humor: Medical (140) - Part 2
medslang.txt | 4096 | Collection of Medical Slang
menwomen.jok | 8225 | Men Vs. Women: An Overview
misc.1 | 23919 | A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
misc_cla.jok | 22289 | Collection of Classroom Jokes
misc_mat.jok | 79929 | Miscellaneous Mathematics Jokes
misc_rel.jok | 10936 | Miscellaneous Religion Jokes
misc_sex.jok | 122488 | Sex Humor 101
misc_wed.jok | 5041 | Miscellanous Best Man/Weddings/Telegram Jokes
mishap.txt | 3376 | A Mishap in Translation
mommy.mom | 4323 | The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
mommymom.txt | 3295 | The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
morejoke.txt | 10644 | Various Collection of Jokes
moretech.txt | 10648 | Support, Santa Cruz Style or Where Do These People Come From? by Jeff Liebermann
murfssex.txt | 4072 | Murphy's Laws on Sex
murphy's.law | 12583 | Collection of All Sorts of Laws
murphy.txt | 1536 | Murphy's Laws of Combat
murphy2.txt | 1978 | Large Collection of Murphy-Like Laws
namings.jok | 1902 | The Namings
new.pri | 3016 | A Priest Joke
newsoft.txt | 2415 | Some New Software: MYASS
newvirus.txt | 4207 | Beware of the Following Computer Viruses
noahgov.txt | 3868 | Noah and the Government
noears.jok | 1864 | An Aural Exam
nomute.jok | 1460 | Teaching the Mute to Speak
non-tech.txt | 3250 | Real Stories of the Non-Technically Inclined, by Jack CLarey
nonose.jok | 5046 | The Complete My Dog's Got no Nose Joke
nuns.jok | 21160 | Nun Jokes
office.txt | 6094 | Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
ojlist.txt | 26107 | O.J. Simpson: Canonical O.bligatory J.okes List [10/01/94]
oneline2.hum | 14341 | Bunch of sick one-liner jokes.
oneliner | 8964 | Collection of One-Liner Jokes (Racist, Etc.)
oneliner.hum | 8973 | Yet more Racist and Sexist One-Liners.
oneliners.txt | 6097 | Thoughts for the Day
onelinrs.txt | 19968 | Large Collection of One-Liners
pacifist.jok | 800 | The Pacifist Joke
palindro.txt | 11680 | Large Collections of Palindromes (1992)
paratroo.jok | 2016 | A Paratrooper's First Joke
parrot.jok | 1019 | A Man Buys a Parrot
partjok.jok | 3754 | Man, Did I get Pissed! (Joke)
pet.jok | 1846 | Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants
pheasant.jok | 2879 | Death of a Pheasant
philquot.txt | 68668 | A Collection of Philisophical Quotes
phonesng.txt | 579 | Some Songs on the Telephone
physics.txt | 5777 | The Cartoon Law of Physics
pick-up.txt | 4721 | Some Pickup Lines
plan.txt | 1245 | The Plan
policlog.jok | 5604 | The Sheriff's Log
pornshop.jok | 1546 | A Man Works at a Porn Shop
prac-jok.txt | 177487 | Super Collection of Proactical Jokes
prac1.jok | 52030 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
prac2.jok | 46836 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 2 of 4)
prac3.jok | 50642 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
prac4.jok | 27895 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
prankster.txt | 749 | The Pranksters on the Wedding Night
prezbulb.jok | 5370 | US Presidential Light Bulb Jokes
priest.txt | 1524 | Some Suggestions to the Priest
primes.txt | 2320 | Jokes about Primes. Sorry, I don't get it.
profmean.txt | 2897 | What The Professor Really Means by J. Timothy Petersik
proginc.txt | 1036 | How to Program and Debug in C
puns.fun | 6647 | Dave and Ed With Way Too Many Puns
purity.txt | 69428 | The Purity Test II Version 2.2.75 (April 14, 1990)
puzzles.jok | 1413 | Lateral Thinking Puzzles Revisited
quote.txt | 53820 | Selection of One-Liners
quotes.txt | 3165 | A Small Collection of Quotes
rabbi.jok | 2338 | The Wise Rabbi
ratcancr.jok | 3432 | Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rates
readme.jok | 102064 | 100 Kilobytes of Jokes
rel-joke.txt | 43295 | A Large Collection of Religious Jokes
relative.txt | 1139 | Relativity
relegion.jok | 1376 | New Improved Religion! 50 % more Gods!
religion.jok | 43483 | A Compilation of Religious Jokes
riddle.man | 7641 | The Riddle Manual (Collection of Riddles)
rjokes1.txt | 35277 | Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes
rjokes2.txt | 28939 | Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes (Second Part)
rodney.hum | 8508 | Someone lets loose with way too many Rodney Dangerfield Jokes.
rodney.txt | 9366 | Rodney Dangerfield's Jokes
ruleskiss.txt | 1348 | The Constitution of Love
rushdie.jok | 2878 | Salman Rushdie One-Liners
sayings.txt | 13732 | Large Collection of Random Sayings
scene1.frt | 315427 | Additional Fortunes
scene2.frt | 284758 | More Additional Fortunes
sci.gra | 1904 | Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
servwork.txt | 1464 | Seving Time or Serving Work
shaggdog.hum | 45135 | A Complication of longer jokes from some Usenet Jokefests.
shorties.jok | 21952 | Collection of Short Jokes
sickjoke.txt | 27184 | Collection of Sick Jokes
smarthou.txt | 5042 | The Smart House
smokes.ana | 6656 | Smoke Formas, by the Primo Pyro
sniglets.txt | 3066 | Some Sniglets
sorority.gir | 7031 | The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
sorority.jok | 6490 | The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
sorority.txt | 2808 | The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
squawks.txt | 1286 | Some Memorable Squawks
standard.jok | 4419 | A Little About Standards
startrek.jok | 10693 | A Collection of Star Trek Top 10 Lists
stpeter.jok | 11273 | Collection of Saint Peter Jokes
striptea.jok | 1060 | Talk About a Strip Tease!
superman.jok | 1187 | Superman's Day Off
t-shirts.jok | 8139 | Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
t-shirts.txt | 8024 | A Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
tacobell.txt | 4392 | At the Taco Bell
taglines.1 | 70942 | Large Collection of Taglines
taglines.2 | 97605 | Continued Collection of Taglines
taglines.3 | 52819 | And Even More Taglines
taglines.4 | 65326 | Okay, enough with the taglines
taglines.5 | 40152 | The last of the taglines
taglines.mr | 176407 | An Extremely Ludicrous Amount of One-Liners
tags | 1557 | Taglines seen around the Net
techseuss.txt | 1500 | What if Dr. Suess Wrote Technical Manuals?
texchris.txt | 3310 | Texas Night Before Christmas
thisguy.jok | 4096 | "This Guy Walks Into a Bar" Joke Collection
toearly.txt | 878 | Too Early
twits.txt | 1990 | Twits.....
types_gf.txt | 5463 | Types of Girlfriends
ucuget.jok | 1737 | He Had a Plumbing Need
umpire.txt | 1009 | Quick Umpire Joke
undergov.txt | 1344 | Under the Government
underhan.txt | 4235 | The Underhanded Little Old Lady
useful.txt | 1927 | Bananas are Better Than Men!
usenet.hum | 36352 | Many, Many jokes from USENET
users.txt | 5456 | The Nine Types of Uders
vaxtrek.txt | 30797 | VAX Trek by Tom Wade and Eoin Meehan
wedoff.jok | 531 | The Wedding is off!
weightsex.txt | 5383 | The Diter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
weird89.txt | 17208 | A Large Selection Of Whacky Jokes and Facts from Henry Cate III (December 4, 1989)
welchurc.jok | 1481 | Welcome to the Church
wildlife.jok | 1634 | Hazardous Wildlife!
winnum.jok | 429 | The Winning Numbers!
wisdom.frt | 17994 | Collection of Wise Fortunes
women_contra.txt | 1301 | Oh! Women!
woody.all | 1150 | List of Woody Allen Jokes
xrude.txt | 59520 | Collection of Really Rude Sexual Humor
yugo'scl.txt | 1922 | Bad Yugo Joke and Bad Rooster Joke

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