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          Real DD Users Guide
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 Written by: Sir Bernlad
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Thanks to: Mr. Awesome, for letting me
 be a co on his board (I know it's got
 nothing to do with this file, but I
 had to write something)
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 Real DD users:
 
      know what DD means (in case you
    aren't a real DD user, it stands
    for Diversi-Dial)
 
      are bright enough not to fall
    for the old /quiz trick
 
      in the middle of a private
    conversation, never send a private
    message to themselves by mistake
 
      can understand why when they
    type something in and press return
ÿ
    it appears again on the screen a
    few seconds later with their name
    in front of it
 
      don't turn the beeps off, no
    matter what time it is
ÿ
 
      never voluntarily read the 
    advertisments on the system
 
      do not swear when on public
    channels
 
      wait at least 30 seconds before
    hanging up when alone on a system
 
      do not try to send e-mail
    without a secondary password
 
      do not try to hack out other
    users passwords or try to crash
    the system
 
      don't try to upload files while
    on the system
ÿ
 
      aren't too cheap to buy a p/w
 
      never try to get onto a private
    channel when 2 users are already
    there
 
      do not bitch at people while on
    the system
 
      and lots of other things that
    don't immediately come to mind
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  If after reading this, you thought,
"golly, that reminds me of someone I
know!", and then realize that the
someone is you, maybe you should take
a long vacation from DD systems to keep
your reputation as a cool BBS-hopper
intact. If you've never called, a DD
system, here are the ones in the 312
area code right now and remember the
guidelines I set above.
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General Modem........338-6100
The Bunker...........759-9191
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 If you can't follow my guidelines, I
suggest you go and try to convince Chip
Welch to set up a Chipmunk DD line,
where you would be more than welcome.

