                  Cardinal Rules
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           If you open it -- close it.
        If you turn it on -- turn it off.
         If you unlock it -- lock it.
          If you break it -- repair it.
      If you can't fix it -- call in someone who can.
         If you borrow it -- return it.
            If you use it -- take care of it.
       If you make a mess -- clean it up.
           If you move it -- put it back.
If it doesn't concern you -- leave the bloody thing alone.


