# Textfiles of a Humorous or Funny Nature

This directory is filled with files that I considered funny, or trying to be funny. In some cases, the files might better belong in other sections because of their chosen subject matter, but usually, someone is just trying to make others laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh too, or at least marvel that someone actually thought the chosen subject was humorous.

The sense of humor that people show online is pretty well varied; some people write fantastic diatribes on stupidity or weirdness they experience in their lives, some parody other common text files, and some just transcribe funny columns or jokes they heard. The range in this directory is, for the moment, beyond easy categorization.

Filename | Size | Description of the Textfile COMPUTER |  |
JOKES |  |
MLVERB |  |
REAL |  | The "Real" Guides
TAGLINES |  | Collections of One-Liners
101nos.txt | 5101 |
1988.hilite | 12221 |
20types | 1557 | The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
21types.txt | 1531 |
59insn.txt | 5456 | The Warning Signs of Insanity
a-zfuck.txt | 2572 | The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
aa.jok | 1613 | The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
abbott.txt | 8192 | The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
aclamt.txt | 3237 | Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
acronym.lis | 8382 | All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
acronym.txt | 1214 | Acronyms for the 1990's
acronyms.txt | 88234 | A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
adcopy.hum | 2444 | Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
addrmeri.txt | 1950 | Merit Badges for Man Scouts
admin.txt | 2433 | The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
advrtize.txt | 6962 | It's an Ad Ad Ad Ad World
age.txt | 2381 | Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
aggie.txt | 1616 | Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son
aids.txt | 27477 | AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)
airlines | 3109 | The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
alabama.txt | 1865 | Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
alcatax.txt | 3328 | The Alcoholics' Tax Return
alflog.txt | 4893 | My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
ambrose.bie | 5752 | The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
amchap2.txt | 1468 | How to Do a Kung-Fu Coin Grab
anim_lif.txt | 22602 | Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992)
annoy.fascist | 8367 | 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
answers | 1631 | Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
anthropo.stu | 5698 | The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
arab.dic | 2352 | Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
argotdic.txt | 15172 | Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
art-fart.hum | 8192 | The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
atombomb.hum | 5997 | How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
att.txt | 4633 | Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer
aussie.lng | 9014 | Dictionary of Australian Speak
b-2.jok | 1932 | Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
bad | 22169 | Things Might Seem Really Bad
bad-d | 7168 | You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
bad.jok | 1312 | You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
badday.hum | 4491 | A Basically Bad Day
bagelope.txt | 1971 | The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
bank.rob | 4359 | Rules for Bank Robbers
barney.cn1 | 4817 | The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
barney.txt | 68697 | The Day of the Barney
bb | 4131 | Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
bbq.txt | 3456 | Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
beapimp.hum | 3395 | How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
beave.hum | 3856 | Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
beer.hum | 2672 | 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
beerdiag.txt | 3095 | Beer Diagnostics List
beerjesus.hum | 689 | Why Beer is Better than Jesus
bible.txt | 598 | Bible Misinterpretations
bigpic1.hum | 2766 | The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
billcat.hum | 4770 | Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
bimg.prn | 15758 | The Bimbo Glossary
bitchcar.hum | 4337 | How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
bitnet.txt | 29450 | Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988)
blackapp.hum | 2390 | Rabidly offensive racist employment form
blackhol.hum | 5203 | New Information on Black Holes
blaster.hum | 1253 | How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
bless.bc | 1594 | Bless B.C. I Stay
blooprs1.asc | 13776 | The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
bmdn01.txt | 13824 | ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
boatmemo.jok | 5117 | The Summer Boat Ride Memos
boe.hum | 10598 | Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
boneles2.txt | 15330 | Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
bored.txt | 16723 | Things to Do When Bored
boston.geog | 274 | Boston Geography in One Paragraph
browneco.hum | 7420 | Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
btcisfre.hum | 2518 | Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
bugbreak.hum | 3729 | How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
bugs.txt | 5094 | How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
butwrong.hum | 9106 | But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
buzzword.hum | 1185 | How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
bw-phwan.hat | 3325 | Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
bw-summe.hat | 1674 | Just what the hell IS Summer?
cabbage.txt | 5686 | The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
calculus.txt | 2748 | The Event of the Calculus Exam
calif.hum | 731 | Why I Hate California
calvin.txt | 7280 | Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
cancer.rat | 4030 | Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
carowner.txt | 1717 | The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
cars.txt | 3302 | Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes
cartoon.law | 3992 | The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
cartoon.laws | 4601 | The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
cartoon_.txt | 3865 | O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire
cartoon_laws.txt | 4523 | The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
cartwb.son | 4087 | Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song
catballs.hum | 2058 | Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski
catin.hat | 4412 | Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau
catranch.hum | 2685 | Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum
catstory.txt | 2137 | A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word
cbmatic.hum | 5517 | The New Ronco CB-Matic
cform2.txt | 5743 | Standardized Bonehead Reply Form
chainltr.txt | 1744 | The Toilet Chain letter
change.hum | 2290 | A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars
cheapin.la | 4223 | Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times
chickens.jok | 3892 | How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
childhoo.jok | 17034 | The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood
childrenbooks.txt | 1507 | Children's Books You'll Never See
chinesec.hum | 2465 | Chinese Profanity Translations
chunnel.txt | 3023 | Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel
church.sto | 4424 | Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories
climbing.let | 27721 | Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II
co-car.jok | 1876 | How to Recognize a Company Car
cockney.alp | 1498 | The Cockney Alphabet
coffee.txt | 9763 | Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown
coffeebeerwomen.txt | 3547 | Coffee and Beer: Better Then Women
cogdis.txt | 9667 | Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance
cold.fus | 5812 | I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke.
coldfake.hum | 4006 | How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil
collected_quotes.txt | 50622 | Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations
college.hum | 3682 | The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable
college.sla | 19350 | The Complete College Slang Dictionary
college.txt | 6483 | How to Get into College by Ian Osmond (Xiphias Gladius)
commutin.jok | 12782 | Commuting for the Beginner
computer.txt | 7195 | Things to Do in a Computer Lab
comrevi1.hum | 20963 | Don Tylers Splash Page: Comic Reviews, Setember 1985
conan.txt | 13915 | The Adventures of Conan the Librarian, by Alan Arnold
confucius_say.txt | 2886 | Confucius Say.....
consp.txt | 49422 | A Complete List of All The Stuff That's Probably in the Big Government Warehouse of All The Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know About
contract.moo | 11908 | Some Completely Over the Top Contract
cookie.1 | 33745 | The Fortune Cookie File from Karl Lehenbauer (January 14, 1989)
cooking.jok | 1980 | A Definition of Cooking Terms
coollngo2.txt | 3502 | Cyberpunk Street Slang: The Cool Lingo of 2020
cooplaws | 2647 | Cooper's Laws of Life
cops.txt | 971 | Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop
corporat.txt | 1440 | The Creation of Corporate Policy
court.quips | 2035 | Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
cowexplo.hum | 7613 | The Legend of the Cow Exploder!
coyote.txt | 11939 | COYOTE v. ACME (Wiley E. Coyote, Plaintifff v. Acme Company, Defendant)
cuchy.hum | 8524 | La Cucaracha, by Mr. Sandman
cucumber.jok | 5739 | The "why cu_CUM_bers are better than men" list
cucumber.txt | 2177 | Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men
curiousgeorgie.txt | 4081 | Curious Georgie by The Penguin
curse.txt | 4294 | Spanish Obscenities and Insults Dictionary by Midnight Sorrow
d-ned.hum | 3525 | The Saga of D-Ned.
dark.suc | 6521 | The Theory of Dark Suckers by Paul Holmgren
dead-r | 3079 | 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber, by The Banana Peel and the Garbage Can
dead2.txt | 32397 | DEAD2.DOC: A Musical Drama in -V- Parts from the Dedaparamaxx Productions
dead3.txt | 59417 | DEAD3.DOC: Our Heroes Enter Cyberspace by Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions
dead4.txt | 68489 | DEAD IV: Revenge of the Siberian Dwarf Teenage Mutant Ninja Samurai BBS Girls from Hell with Hormones That Go Bump In the Night: A Romance
dead5.txt | 78620 | DEAD V: Raiders of the Lost Byte by Dedaparamaxxaginos
deathhem.txt | 2771 | Standard Procedure on Death of Employee (A Memo, April 1, 1985)
dedpussy.txt | 7734 | 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
deep.txt | 8419 | Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
defectiv.hum | 3363 | Devective Defectors
desk.txt | 641 | Top Things that Suck at Emerson College's Library
deterior.hum | 1787 | DETERIORATA
devils.jok | 13529 | Excerpts from "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Pierce, 1911
diesmurf.txt | 2805 | A Collection of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Smuggler and the Highwayman of Underground Communications (1985)
dieter.txt | 2933 | Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live
dingding.hum | 3543 | A Little Ding In the Door
dirtword.txt | 4832 | Words that are Not Heard on Public TV, by George Carlin
disaster.hum | 2327 | Reflections on Disaster
disclmr.txt | 3312 | A General Disclaimer
disclym.txt | 3312 | The Supreme Disclaimer
doc-says.txt | 3072 | What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means
docdict.txt | 8064 | A Little Editing Needed Here (The Doctor as Humorist)
docspeak.txt | 3055 | What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means
doggun.sto | 7273 | Freeze! I'm Armed with a Dog!
donut.txt | 8939 | How Different Philosophies Handle The Donut
dover.poem | 881 | The Dover Poem, by KWH 1981
drinker.txt | 2657 | The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
drinking.tro | 2435 | The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
drinkrul.jok | 3144 | Philosophies of Life
drive.txt | 6322 | Macho Driving in Massachusetts
dromes.txt | 8281 | Here's a Bunch of Palindromes
druggame.hum | 1990 | Take Me Out to the Drug Game
drunk.txt | 7064 | You know it's time to go on the wagon when...
dthought.txt | 8507 | Collection of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
dubltalk.jok | 3771 | The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak, 1988
dym | 18265 | Speaking in Texican: A Primer
eandb.drx | 3224 | How Ernie and Bert Came to Be, by The Durex Blender Corporation
eatme.txt | 2059 | Eat Mee Kitchen, Chinese Food to Eat Out
econridl.fun | 7831 | Who paid for the Englishman? A Riddle
electric.txt | 2195 | Primer for Homeowners: The Electrical System
element.jok | 1976 | Scientists Discover Administratium, the Heaviest Element
elephant.fun | 5771 | Determining Your Job By How You Hunt Elephants
elevator.fun | 3456 | 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator by Toni Ralston
empeval.txt | 2944 | Profanity-Laden New Employee Evaluation Form
engineer.hum | 2097 | The Condemned: A poem
english | 9962 | Some examples of weird things that came in the English Language
english.txt | 12026 | A Collection of Language Questions with Answers
engrhyme.txt | 1889 | Poem about the foolishness of English
enlightenment.txt | 2471 | Drime Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma: Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
enquire.hum | 7029 | The New, Improved National Enquirer, 1985
epitaph | 6822 | Epitaths, Famous Last Words
eskimo.nel | 8728 | The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
exam.50 | 7620 | 50 Fun Things To Do During a Final You Were Going To Fail Already
excuse.txt | 5120 | Excuses for Turning Down a Date
excuse30.txt | 7424 | Top Excuses for Arriving Late to French Class, including French Translations!
excuses.txt | 3200 | A Collection of Typical School Excuses
f_tang.txt | 5654 | Frank Tang Sell Best Good Mushroom! (From National Lampoon)
failure.txt | 1844 | A Collection of Complete and Utter Failures
farsi.phrase | 1725 | Useful Farsi Phrases for American Officers Traveling to Iran
farsi.txt | 1657 | Useful Farsi Phrases for Americans Travelling to the Middle East
fartinfo.txt | 8673 | The Facts about Flatulence, by Margaret C. McDonald
fartting.txt | 3621 | ...on Farting, by Bosk
fascist.txt | 8521 | 101 Ways to Annoy a Fascist, by The Deth Vegetable
fbipizza.txt | 2673 | JOKE: The FBI Orders Pizza (1996)
fed.txt | 3256 | AOL Feds, by Shot
fegg!int.txt | 2604 | Dr. Fegg's Encyclopaedia of *All* World Knowledge (Formerly the NASTY BOOK) (April 9, 1994)
feggaqui.txt | 2943 | Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Apil 11, 1994)
feggmagi.txt | 3776 | Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Magic) (April 10, 1994)
female.jok | 2556 | Chemical Analysis on the "Woman" Element
figure_1.txt | 5400 | AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (See Figure 1)
final-ex.txt | 3915 | The Ultimate Final Examination
finalexm.hum | 3929 | Final Examination from Hell
fireplacein.txt | 6737 | He Swears This is a True Story about the Fireplace
firstaid.inf | 4633 | Quick First Aid Card
firstaid.txt | 3589 | First Aid for Non-Medically Minded Persons
flattax.hum | 2940 | The Flat-Out Tax Revisited
flowchrt | 1611 | FlowChart for Problem-Solving
flowchrt.txt | 1421 | Problem Solving Flowchart
flux_fix.txt | 23989 | A Very Large Amount of Random Thinking
footfun.hum | 873 | Cops Recover Human Foot in Sewer
forsooth.hum | 1064 | Mother Spanks Son and Blows Up
free-cof.fee | 4522 | The Coffee Manifesto by Steve Guccione (June 11, 1990)
freshman.hum | 4019 | A Quick note to the Freshman of Horace Greeley
freudonseuss.txt | 3640 | Freud on Seuss by Josh LeBeau: A Review (From the UCSD Humor Magazine)
from.hum | 2461 | From the 60's to the 80's
fuck!.txt | 2944 | The Greatness of the word "Fuck"
fuckyou2.txt | 11662 | Toxic Shock Presents: Fuck You Too, I I Hate Your Guts (Toxic File #49)
fusion.gal | 2853 | Fusion Girl (Scientific Song Parody) by Bill Higgins (1989)
fusion.sup | 6545 | Observation of Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup
fwksfun.hum | 6335 | Fireworks Foibles and Follies
gaiahuma | 1759 | The Rules for Being a Human
ganamembers.txt | 1369 | How to Identify Gang Members
gas.txt | 12567 | The Fart Classification Chart (Fart Chart)
gd_guide.txt | 9508 | Game Developer Magazine Writer Guidelines
german.aut | 3154 | English and German Driving Terms
girlspeak.txt | 4643 | Girlspeak to English Dictionary
godmonth.txt | 3144 | The God of the Month Club
goforth.hum | 5681 | o Forth and Wait, a Play in One Act
gohome.hum | 4456 | Group Opposed to Harboring Movers from the East (G.O. H.O.M.E.)
good.txt | 1436 | How to Write Good, by Frank L. Visco
gown.txt | 8291 | A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown, by Charles E. Siem
grail.txt | 59904 | The Strictly Unofficial Script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (January 25, 1989)
grammar.jok | 3493 | The Future of the English Language, Demonstrated
grommet.hum | 3128 | Help! The Grommet's Missing!
grospoem.txt | 12333 | Redone Nursery Rhymes, with WAY too many disclaimers at the top
growth.txt | 2304 | Personal Growth Courses from hell
hack | 3226 | Memo To Employees: You Can Never Leave
hacktest.txt | 20467 | The Hacker Test (Version 1.0) by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989)
harmful.hum | 3642 | Dirty Air
hate.hum | 3741 | I HATE EVERYTHING
headlnrs | 4361 | A Collection of True Newspaper Headlines that Merit a Second Glance
hecomes.jok | 3213 | The Legend of Mad Martin
height.txt | 925 | The Height of ________ is..
hell.jok | 3862 | Welcome to Hell!
hell.txt | 1307 | A List of Things in Hell
herb!.hum | 6784 | Herb? Who's Herb? Where's He From!?!?
hi.tec | 9750 | Completely Bizzare Diseases
hierarch.txt | 1414 | The Heirarchy of a Business
hilbilly.wri | 2432 | Medical Terminology for the Layperson
history2.oop | 8181 | A History of the Past: Life Reeked with Joy
hitler.59 | 5201 | The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler (To Err is Hitler)
hitler.txt | 4199 | The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler
hitlerap.txt | 2076 | Mel Brooks' Hitler Rap
hoonsrc.txt | 3188 | Auckland Hoon's Road Code
hoosier.txt | 2442 | You know you're a Hoosier when......
horoscop.jok | 3206 | Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students by Lije
horoscop.txt | 2584 | Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students, by Lije
horoscope.txt | 2993 | Your Lifetime Horoscope
hotel.txt | 5464 | Some Foriegn Signs That Attempt To Be In English
hotnnot.hum | 9159 | He Warelock tells you What's Hot and What's Not
how.bugs.breakd | 4864 | How to make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil of The Police Station
how2bgod.txt | 6079 | How to Be God Book II by Rusty Nail, Flat Tire, Jim
how_to_i.pro | 2720 | How to Identify Professors
howlong.hum | 6950 | How Long Things Take
hstlrtxt.txt | 2747 | You Know You're from Hustler, Wisconsin, When.....
htswfren.txt | 7100 | How to Swear in French by Cherry Poptart
hum2 | 5350 | The Who's On First Routine by Abbot and Costello
humatra.txt | 9209 | HUMATRANS: A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens
humatran.jok | 9812 | HUMATRANS (A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens) (Reviews)
humor9.txt | 260470 | You Might Be a Redneck if....
humpty.dumpty | 1388 | The Story of Humpty Dumpty
icm.hum | 2547 | Another First for ICM
idaho.txt | 14716 | The True Story of Idaho
idr2.txt | 2941 | The Industrial Dude Ranch Letter
imbecile.txt | 1876 | Position Available: Imbecile!
imprrisk.hum | 13056 | Enhancing the Game "Risk" by Redd Slaver
impurmat.hum | 4266 | Impure Mathematics
incarhel.hum | 2116 | Jason's 15 Incarnations of Hell
initials.rid | 3100 | Some of the Ancient Riddles from the Past, by Peter Young (The Initial Riddle) (May 25, 1989)
inlaws1.txt | 13302 | The Book of the In-Lawys
inquirer.txt | 4608 | The Irrational Enquirer: Headlines
ins1 | 3321 | The Rules for Being Human
insanity.hum | 9305 | Keeping Insanity in the Closet, by The Weatherman
insult | 2024 | 28 Laughing Ways to Insult Your Friends and Enemies
insult.lst | 106864 | A Completely Bizzare List of Insults of All Sorts
insults1.txt | 59966 | Yo Momma So Fat, I Have a List of Several Hundred Insults
insuranc.sty | 5753 | Some Stories about why Insurance Companies Suck
insure.hum | 2850 | He hurt himself because he lost his presence of mind.
interv.hum | 4224 | Interview with Elder Berri abut Nabih Berry
investi.hum | 5202 | Investigation into the "Lynch Mob"
iqtest | 2767 | Your Intelligence Test
is_story.txt | 6150 | The Story on the CD by Information Society, grabbed by Andro and Tetsuo Shima
italoink.txt | 1821 | Badly Faked Italian Letter Indicating the Letter-Writer is an Idiot
ivan.hum | 6281 | Ivan and the Burlap Quilt
jac&tuu.hum | 13924 | The Real Story behind Jacob Riis and The Unknown User
japrap.hum | 2054 | We're Jap Girls, we Take No Crap
jargon.phd | 3807 | Glossary for Research Papers: Strictly Speaking
jason.fun | 74093 | Jason Sadofsky: The Tribune Articles 1986-1988
jc-elvis.inf | 4657 | JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan?
jeffie.heh | 1563 | Oops! Jeff is in TROUBLE.....
johann | 475 | Why it is No-one remembers Johann?
jokeju07.txt | 1878 | Actual Messages from Real Church Bulletins
jokes | 38867 | Collection of Tasteless Jokes
jokes.txt | 20954 | Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk
jokes1.txt | 24334 | The Zen of Cat Bathing
jrrt.riddle | 975 | Collection of Really Old Riddles
just2 | 2108 | How to Know You're Growing Older: A List
justify | 1502 | Strange Text Justification Experiment
kid2 | 816 | Jessica Gets it All Wrong
kid_diet.txt | 4213 | New Infants' Miracle Diet for Overweight People
killer.hum | 1279 | He's the Walk In Killer
killself.hum | 8133 | 101 Ways to Kill Yourself!
kilsmur.hum | 3189 | A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry
kloo.txt | 11207 | The Kloo Gnomes Present: The Not-So-Sacred Book of Kloos
koans.txt | 8441 | Collection of Zen Koans
la_times.hun | 4556 | Interoffice Memos and Tar
labels.txt | 1178 | Some Labels.....
lampoon.jok | 1809 | The Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"
languag.jok | 699 | The ACTUAL Uses for Each Language
law.sch | 4172 | A Law School Chronology... Will they Be Lawyers or Not?
lawhunt.txt | 3408 | Washington 1986/87 Attorney Season and Bag Limits
laws.txt | 9516 | Interesting US Laws, taken from the Seattle P-I
lawskool.txt | 5989 | A Welcome Speech Supposedly Delivered by Dean William S. Prosser to his Freshman Law Students
lawsuniv.hum | 3233 | Rules of the Universe, by the Masters of the Universe
lawyer.jok | 26307 | The Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes
lawyers.txt | 2237 | How Many Lawyers?
lazarus.txt | 3656 | From the Notebooks of Lazarus LONGINT (Parody of Lazarus Long)
lbinter.hum | 31676 | The Lord British Online Conference
leech.txt | 4573 | The Leech at Work by The Rocker
legal.hum | 7069 | The Law Enforcement Translator
let.go | 5862 | A Captain Writes His Insurance Report
letgosh.txt | 5374 | A Large Comedy of Errors in the Ship's Log
letter.txt | 22677 | Best of the David Letterman Top 10 Lists
letter_f.sch | 2605 | A Letter From School
libraway.txt | 3083 | Pat Robertson speaks out for Anal Retention sufferers
liceprof.sty | 1852 | Funny Passage from Gordon Ostlere, "Doctor in the House," 1952
lif&love.hum | 7568 | Life and Love, by Tristan Farn0n
lifeimag.hum | 9781 | "All in a Days Imagination", by Theta Sigma
lifeinfo.hum | 9216 | The Meaning of Life (The Computer Game)
limerick.jok | 8184 | Small Collection of Dirty Lyrics
lines.jok | 12923 | A List of Classic (?) Pick-Up Lines
lion.jok | 10151 | The "Classic" How to Catch a Lion
lion.txt | 9650 | The Many Weird Ways to Catch a Lion
lions.cat | 12382 | A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting (Hunting Using Math Theories)
livnware.hum | 2911 | The Song 'Livin on a Ware' by Eddie and the Lusers
llamas.txt | 6253 | The Mettle Of Our Llamas
lll.hum | 5762 | The Legume Liberation League Manifesto
llong.hum | 41331 | The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
lobquad.hum | 1427 | The Lobster Quadrille, by Lewis Carroll
looser.hum | 17660 | How to Spot a Loset, by The Incognito of 202 Alliance
losers84.hum | 25313 | The Official 1984 LozerList by The Atom
losers86.hum | 13109 | The Losers of 1986, by Micro Magician/The Fugitive
lotsa.jok | 25057 | Grab-Bag of Jokes
lozers | 8877 | Chucko's Guide for Detecting Lozer Users
lozerzon.hum | 12970 | The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook
lozeuser.hum | 50165 | The LoserUsers: A Documentary, by Trash Compactor
lp-assoc.txt | 6452 | Life Placement Associates, by Daniel P Dern
lucky.cha | 3492 | Judge Who You Are by the Lucky Charms Marshmallows you Like
ludeinfo.hum | 9298 | The Luding Chronicles, by Sinbad Sailor!
ludeinfo.txt | 10344 | The Basics of Luding
luggage.hum | 6812 | The Lost Luggage Scam
luvstory.txt | 69492 | Dead IV: The Book of Dead
luzerzo2.hum | 11778 | Another Tale From The Loser Zone: Black Buccaneer
m0dzmen.hum | 13819 | The Trabelling M0dzmen, Part II
macsfarm.old | 13137 | The Tragic Tale of Old MacDonald's Farm, a Personnel Saga by A. Mouse
madhattr.jok | 3019 | How to Ceelbrate Mad Hatter Day
madscrib.hum | 13506 | The Writings of the Mad Scribe, Volume III
maecenas.hum | 10905 | Marcenas, by Chuck Capaldi
mailfrag.hum | 4167 | Mail Fraud, by L.E. Pirate
makebeer.hum | 4653 | Homemade Beer, by The Whizz
making_y.wel | 2466 | Making your Serviceman Feel Welcome
malechem.txt | 2513 | MEN: The Chemical Analysis
manager.txt | 3249 | Managerese to Engineerese Translation Dictionary
manilla.hum | 1923 | Mania in Manilla
manners.txt | 97539 | Types of Real Trouble
manspace.hum | 47669 | A timeline of Men in Space, 1962-1984
marines.hum | 1473 | The Outer Space Marines
marriage.hum | 3280 | Collection of Marriage Witticisms
mash.hum | 49974 | Script from M*A*S*H
math.1 | 11042 | Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
math.2 | 12346 | Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
math.far | 3177 | How Math Has Been Taught in the Last Few Decades
mcd.txt | 5111 | Customer Service Card for McDonnell Douglas Products
meinkamp.hum | 10430 | Well, it's more about Unicorns than Hitler...
mel.txt | 10329 | The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer, by Ed Nather (May 21, 1983)
melodram.hum | 16081 | All that Glitters: A Play
memo.hum | 2014 | Important Acronym-filled Memo
men&wome.txt | 9335 | Why Men and Women Get Along So Well
mensroom.jok | 4475 | A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
merry.txt | 17012 | The Merry Pranksters And the Art of the Hoax, by Mark Dery
miamadvi.hum | 3394 | Miami Ad-Vice, by Thos. M. O'Brien
miami.hum | 8107 | Captain Goodnight's Tale of Geek Darkness
miamimth.txt | 1710 | City of Miami High School Mathematics Proficiency Exam
middle.age | 5560 | History from the Middle Ages to the Present in 70 Messed-Up Lines
miranda.hum | 3696 | Some Improved Miranda Warnings
misc.1 | 23919 | A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
misery.hum | 2232 | Misery is....
missheav.hum | 3961 | Missing Heaven by 18 Inches
modstup | 4283 | A Model of Stupidity by Greg Borek
montpyth.hum | 33577 | Monty Python Interview, Q Magazine, 1987
moonshin | 4899 | How to Make Moonshine! By Phinneas J. Whoopie, III
moose.txt | 26725 | The Story of Moose Skin Bengt, by Uggadunk v3.0
moslem.txt | 1488 | Important tips for Mideastern Travelers
mothers.txt | 2321 | A Mother's Dictionary
motrbike.jok | 2944 | Reasons why Motorcyles Are Better Than Women
mowers.txt | 2828 | Some Notes on the Operation of Rotary Lawn Mowers
mr.rogers | 3996 | Some Poor Guy Fired for Playing Mr. Rogers
mrscienc.hum | 9982 | Omnibus of Mr. Science Answers
mtm.hum | 8929 | The Mary Tyler Moore Show Listing
mundane.v2 | 22407 | The Mundanity Test (Version 2.0) (December 1, 1990)
murph.jok | 9568 | Murphy's Laws and Other Observations
murphy.txt | 5795 | Murhpy's Law, and Similar Ilk
murphy_l.txt | 21489 | Famous Murphy's Laws and Other Aphorisms
murphys.txt | 20915 | The Absolute Laws to Live By (From Murphy)
mutate.hum | 3298 | Self-Mutation using Programming
mydaywss.hum | 14336 | My Day with the Secret Service Men, by The Incognito
myheart.hum | 18975 | My Heart - Christ's Home, by Robert Munger
naivewiz.hum | 2258 | A Children's Guide to Magic, by The Silver Ghost
nasaglenn.txt | 571 | Top 10 Changes NASA made for John Glenn's Shuttle Trip
naughty.hum | 3766 | SEVEN Dirty Words? Try DOZENS!
netnews.10 | 1329 | The Top Ten Problems with Netnews
newconst.hum | 4066 | New Constitution Ideas
newmex.hum | 2673 | See the Map, See New Mexico, no, New Mexico, not Mexico
news.hum | 3365 | Short Takes on the News
nigel.1 | 4725 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog
nigel.10 | 16096 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part II
nigel.2 | 9431 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 02
nigel.3 | 9668 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 03
nigel.4 | 8845 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 04
nigel.5 | 6722 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 05
nigel.6 | 9980 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 06
nigel.7 | 8226 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 07
nigel10.txt | 16129 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part 10
nihgel_8.9 | 16339 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 08
nintendo.jok | 6157 | Leo L. Schwab is Particularly Pissed at the Nintendo Cereal System
normal.boy | 1152 | Cap'n Jasper's Crow's Nest: The Rules for the Normal Boy (May 1935)
normalboy.txt | 1168 | The 10 Commandments for the Normal Boy
nosuch_nasfic | 8377 | Dig from Houston about Science Fiction
novel.hum | 17506 | A Science Fiction Blabnovel
nuke.hum | 24434 | Making Your Very Own Nuke
nukeplay.hum | 4096 | Nuclear War and the Politics of Agression, by The Mathematician
nukewar.jok | 1077 | Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
nukewar.txt | 43191 | NUKE: The Nuclear Age Magazine (How to Start Nuclear War)
nukwaste | 5788 | Yet Another Modest Proposak: The Roentgen Standard
number | 3619 | It's All About the Numbers...
number.killer | 7795 | The Number That's So Big It Kills You
number_k.ill | 7918 | The Killion: The Number That Kills You
nurds.hum | 2728 | What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max
nysucks.hum | 2184 | The Entire Northeast Sucks!
o-ttalk.hum | 5265 | The Wonder and the Glory of ORCUTT TALK
oam-001.txt | 3538 | The Monster in the Toilet Bowl, by Stumpy
oam.nfo | 1221 | Come to the One Armed Monkeys BBS by Stumpy
oasis | 9163 | Oasis of Greed (Taking a Trip to Las Vegas) by Dave Bealer and Greg Borek
odd_to.obs | 3501 | An Ode to Those who Toil in Obscurity
odearakk.hum | 1067 | An Ode to Arrakis. What the Hell is Arrakis?
office.txt | 2308 | Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
ohandre.hum | 1514 | Oh, Andrea Mitchell! by Thos. O'Brien
oilgluts.hum | 3086 | Oil Gluts are For Gluttons
old.txt | 4044 | Compilation of "Old XXX Never Die, They Just ....." jokes, by Mark Israel (1992)
oldeng.hum | 5091 | "One Of A Kind" From the Electronic Edition of One-To-One
oldtime.sng | 7903 | The REAL Old Time Religion, to the tune of "That Old Time Religion"
one.par | 3534 | The Parachute Paradigm: What Do You Do with Two people, one Parachute?
onetoone.hum | 48581 | The October 26, 1987 Issue of One To One
onetotwo.hum | 42026 | The October 19, 1987 Issue of One To One
ookpik.hum | 981 | OOK PIK
opinion.hum | 2320 | A Quick Opinion poll
oracle.jok | 5268 | The Usenet Oracle has Pondered Your Question Deeply...
ourfathr.txt | 1320 | The Revised Lord's Prayer
outawork.erl | 7359 | 99 Excuses for Skipping Out of Work Early
oxymoron.jok | 10011 | Collection of Oxymorons, some of Which are not Oxymorons, but hey.
oxymoron.txt | 1024 | Small Collection of Oxymorons
ozarks.hum | 3467 | A Little Known Castle in the Ozarks
p-law.hum | 1702 | The Power of Law, to the tune of "Power of Love"
paddingurpapers.txt | 7561 | Padding Your Papers
parabl.hum | 2503 | The parable of the Prodigal Student, by Mike Mahoney
passage.hum | 26233 | Carol Dietz got off the train and didn't look back.
passenge.sim | 3141 | A New Concept in Flight Simulators: The Passenger Simulator
peanuts.txt | 2442 | How to Open a Packet of Dry-Roasted Peanuts
peatchp.hum | 32671 | The Great Peach Pilferage, by Bruce E. Rodgers
pecker.txt | 2524 | Open Letter to Taxpayers: We're going to Tax Your Genitals
penisprt.txt | 2377 | The low-Cost Penis Protection Plan
pepsideg.txt | 5451 | The Pepsi Degeneration by Morpheous
phony.hum | 3062 | Real Phony House Plants
phorse.hum | 7229 | The Purple Horse, not by Don Marquis
phunatdi.ana | 6928 | How to have Phun at your Parents' Dinner Party by Mr. Mullins
pickup.lin | 1582 | The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
pickup.txt | 13006 | Collection of Pickup Lines
pipespec.txt | 2166 | The "Irish Government" Pipe Specifications
pizzawho.hum | 14757 | The Effect of Dimensional Transcendence on Cheese
planeget.hum | 6088 | This is Your Guide to Plane Hijacking!
pol-corr.txt | 2641 | New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991
polemom.txt | 2758 | Letter to Son from polish mom
poli.tics | 1006 | Politics Made Simple by the Application of Cows
poli_t.ics | 1037 | Politics Expressed by Cows
policpig.hum | 2988 | Calling a Policeman a Pig, from The Anarchist Cookbook
poll2res.hum | 7035 | Predictions for 2007
polly.txt | 4087 | The Story of Impure Mathematics
polly_.new | 3446 | Impure Mathematics, the Story of Polly Nomial
polyglot.c | 7656 | The HELLO, POLYGLOTS program
poopie.txt | 2604 | The Poopie List
popconc.hum | 3025 | Pope Concerts, by Thos. M. O'Brien
popmach | 1010 | How to Rip off the Pop Machines
popmusi.hum | 4036 | Pop Music Explained, by Thos. M. O'Brien
post.nuc | 1480 | Some Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
potty.txt | 5760 | A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
pournell.spo | 4092 | Spoof of Jerry Pournelle Articles from BYTE Magazine
prac1.jok | 52030 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
prac2.jok | 46836 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (Part 2 of 4)
prac3.jok | 50642 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
prac4.jok | 27895 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
pracjoke.txt | 18017 | Collection of Practical Joke Ideas
practica.txt | 181387 | The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
prawblim.hum | 3709 | What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS?
prayer.hum | 1269 | Governor Edwards' Prayer
primes.jok | 2493 | Is Nine Prime?
princess.brd | 8240 | The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_
pro-fact.hum | 28670 | Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion
problem.txt | 3532 | E-Z Problem Solving Flowchart
progrs.gph | 11264 | The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman
proof.met | 3453 | Examples of Different Methods of "Proof"
prooftec.txt | 1327 | Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs
proposal.jok | 3167 | What those Proposals Really Mean
prover.wisom | 2851 | The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
prover_w.iso | 2935 | The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
psalm.reagan | 1042 | The Psalm of Ronald Reagan
psalm23.txt | 1305 | Psalm 23, 1992 Version
psalm_nixon | 967 | The Nixon's Prayer
psalm_re.aga | 1070 | Reasan's Psalm
psilaine.hum | 12522 | PSI-Laine Magazine, Issue #1, 1988
psych_pr.quo | 4396 | Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI
psycho.txt | 9682 | Managing Interpersonal Relationships
pukeprom.jok | 5737 | My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk!
pun.txt | 10183 | A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories
pure.mat | 1848 | Pure Poor Percy P
pussy.hum | 3648 | Man, I sure Do Love Them Cats
puzzle.spo | 3754 | The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle
puzzles.jok | 1413 | Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles
python_s.ong | 1221 | The Monty Python Philosphers' Song
q.pun | 7239 | Large Collection of "Q" Puns
quack26.txt | 102752 | The Holy Book of QUACK!
quantum.jok | 4281 | The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics
quantum.phy | 3969 | The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989)
quest.hum | 49489 | Quest, by Plastique
quick.jok | 8065 | Quick List of Joking Definitions
quotes.bug | 2384 | Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard
quotes.jok | 16782 | Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over
quotes.txt | 4326 | Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics"
quux_p.oem | 56385 | The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr.
r-smurf.d&d | 2252 | The Smurf Class in D&D
rabbit.txt | 1793 | Confess That You're a Rabbit!
racist.net | 11117 | Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet
radiolaf.hum | 4754 | The American Comedy Network!
rapmastr.hum | 3332 | Rap Master Ronnie (Reagan)
ratings.hum | 2317 | Rock Record Ratings
ratspit.hum | 2130 | De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin
raven.hum | 4064 | Interrip Report on the Raven
readme.bat | 6281 | Holy Time-Warp, Batman!
reagan.hum | 962 | Quite Note off to John Hinckley
realest.txt | 3888 | Real Estate Ads Translated
reasons.txt | 3723 | Reasons Why a Three Week Old Dog Turd is Better Than a Woman
rec.por | 3576 | Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate
record_.gap | 4423 | The Lurker in the interrecord Gap
red-neck.jks | 2352 | You Might Be Considered a Redneck if....
reddwarf.sng | 1706 | Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song)
reddye.hum | 3415 | Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien
rednecks.txt | 3182 | You Know You're a Redneck if....
relative.ada | 9059 | Relativity, by Patrick D. Scannell
religion.txt | 9958 | The Shit List!
renorthr.txt | 1374 | Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994)
rent-a_cat | 4240 | I Would Like to Borrow a Cat
rentals.hum | 3583 | Rental Cars, by Thos. O'Brien
repair.hum | 1943 | How to Repair Electronic Equipment
report.hum | 1487 | Report on Ethan Fromme
research.hum | 2226 | Research Definitions
residncy.jok | 4967 | Application to Live in New Hampshire
resolutn.txt | 6175 | Some New Year's Resolutions, from 1989-1992
resrch_p.hra | 1398 | Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
resrch_phrase | 1347 | A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
revolt.dj | 2358 | Dick and Jane Instigate a Popular Revolt, by The Deth Vegetable and Iskra
rinaldo.jok | 4165 | Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations
rinaldos.law | 4852 | Rinaldo's laws of organizations
rinaldos.txt | 4077 | Rinaldo's Laws
ripoffpc.hum | 13617 | Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off!
roach.asc | 1006 | Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
roadpizz.txt | 6593 | The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat
robot.tes | 3754 | Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989)
rocking.hum | 7113 | The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music
rockmus.hum | 10320 | The Effects of Rock Music
rocky.hor | 59188 | The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation
rocky_ho.rro | 60912 | Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation
roi.txt | 3442 | JOKE: Notice of Revocation of Independence, from the BBC
rolls.hum | 4168 | Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien
romance.hum | 915 | Romance Novel No. 209
roomate.txt | 5223 | 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
roommate.con | 4915 | 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
roommates | 8192 | A Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Jerk Roommates
roseanna.hum | 14301 | He Fell In love With Roseanna
rotten.jok | 1104 | You can Tell It's Going To Be a Rotten Day When
rottend.txt | 1103 | You Can Tell it's Going To Be A Rotten Day When....
royalfam.txt | 11827 | The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists?
rp.txt | 25097 | Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, Updated by Michael Stillwell (July 21, 1995)
rubber.txt | 2278 | A Song by PiP the Angry Youth
rubberus | 3043 | 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber by The Banana Peel and The Garbage Can
rubberus.hum | 2531 | 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber
rudeflik.jok | 5476 | Miss Dish's Lament
rudeness.hum | 2379 | Rudeness to Reagan Awards
ruggies | 2644 | How To Tell Ruggies
rules.txt | 526 | The Cardinal Rules
rulesfor.txt | 1154 | William Safire's Rules for Writers
rumormil.hum | 2825 | Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill
russian.fun | 1495 | Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here?
safefax.txt | 2042 | A Guide to Safe Fax (Humor)
saintsid.hum | 6392 | A Visit by Saint Vicious
sand.hum | 1253 | Sandman: A Poem
sap.txt | 4480 | Selections from the Scholastic Aptitude Prepatory Test (The SAP)
sarah_st.ory | 1854 | The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S)
satantre.hum | 18129 | Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I
sayings.hum | 3840 | Celebrated Utterances, a Quiz
sayings.txt | 37626 | A Saying for Every Occasion, and Every Occasion for Its Saying
sayno.hum | 4615 | Starting a "Just Say No" Club
sayno.txt | 4955 | 101 Ways to Say No, by Vuarnet International
scavenge.93 | 29564 | The University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993
school.mud | 14948 | Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year
sci.gra | 1904 | Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
sdvallah.hum | 17229 | Stare Decisis by Alexander of Atlantis
seagull.txt | 4875 | The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor)
seastory.txt | 4419 | The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one)
security.hum | 2895 | Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks
selfserv.txt | 1685 | Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994)
seuss.txt | 1664 | The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
sexjokes.fun | 28800 | Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes
sflvrs.hacker | 29795 | A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy
shagbook.jok | 4756 | The Book of Shag
shame.hum | 3163 | Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist
shit.1 | 1634 | This is How Shit Happens
shit.def | 4964 | Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms
shit.txt | 1999 | A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
shitlist.txt | 4755 | The "Infamous" Shit List
shitmemo.txt | 1729 | A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
shorties.jok | 21952 | Collection of Short Jokes
shrink.news | 1956 | The Shrink Sports News
shuttleb.hum | 2432 | A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief
signatur.jok | 9735 | Collection of Stupid .signature Files
sigs.txt | 15038 | The Enormous Signature File Collection
simp.txt | 2683 | Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear
sinksub.txt | 3041 | Sinking a Sub, by Hellrazor
skincat | 8751 | 101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991)
skippy.hum | 5490 | How to Screw with Ask the Expert
skippy.txt | 6324 | Ask the Expert, written by Tristan Farnon and D'ark Angel
slogans.txt | 2048 | List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
smackjok.hum | 13056 | All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor.
smartass.txt | 4956 | The Ultimate Final Test
smiley.txt | 7530 | Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys
smokers.txt | 1832 | Short Story for Smokers Only
smurf-03.txt | 10831 | The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986)
smurf_co.txt | 14751 | The SmurfCODE (1990)
smurfkil.hum | 15072 | Smurf Genocide Volume #1
smurfs.cc | 3231 | A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler
snake_ng.ras | 2712 | An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor
snipe.txt | 1920 | SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca
soccer.txt | 1450 | Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence
socecon.hum | 13541 | The New Socialism, by John K. Williams
social.hum | 6441 | Economic Power, by Joseph S. Fulda
socks.drx | 3540 | Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman
soleleer.hum | 22051 | Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER
solviets.hum | 2609 | The Soviets: What are they pulling now?
some_hu.mor | 6505 | Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories
soporifi.abs | 2651 | The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989)
sorority.gir | 7031 | Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
spelin_r.ifo | 1464 | Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time
speling.msk | 4113 | Indications you're reading Popular English
spider.hum | 1935 | Creepy Accounting of a Tarantula Killing a Sparrow
spoonlis.txt | 15459 | A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993)
spydust.hum | 4693 | Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report
squids.gph | 6603 | The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin
st_silic.txt | 5918 | More Silliness from Saint Silicon
staff.txt | 2838 | Courses Being Taught Over There or Something
standard.hum | 5894 | Yet Another Modest Proposal
startrek.txt | 2104 | Startrek, The Ultimate Story!
stereo.txt | 4988 | Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris
steroid.txt | 3080 | Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS!
stone.hum | 24988 | Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone
strine.txt | 46263 | The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965)
strsdiet.txt | 1513 | The Stress Diet
studentb.txt | 4066 | The World According To Student Bloopers
subrdead.hum | 39636 | The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0
suicide2.txt | 9199 | 13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC
sungenu.hum | 7919 | The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs
supermar.rul | 3129 | The Secret Supermarket Rules List
swearfrn.hum | 7100 | How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart
sysadmin.txt | 14090 | Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide
sysman.txt | 7128 | Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis
t-10.hum | 2249 | T-10, where are you?
t-shirt.hum | 4859 | T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker
t_zone.jok | 9046 | Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone
takenote.jok | 2047 | How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class
talebeat.hum | 11975 | Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers
talkbizr.txt | 17815 | The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram
taping.hum | 5117 | The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli
tarot.txt | 6362 | Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It
teens.txt | 2875 | How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide
teevee.hum | 4333 | Television Programs from Outer Space
telecom.q | 16195 | Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes
televisi.hum | 5832 | How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano
televisi.txt | 6878 | How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal
temphell.jok | 1318 | The Tempature of Heaven
terbear.txt | 6021 | The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444
termpoem.txt | 1725 | Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw
terms.hum | 7487 | An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
terrmcd'.hum | 7203 | How to Terrorize McDonalds
terrnieg.hum | 3283 | How to Terorize the Neighborhood
test.hum | 4982 | Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984
test.jok | 10488 | How to Test those Christians
test2.jok | 4927 | More Tests for Bibliolators
testchri.txt | 4230 | Here are more tests for our Bibliolators...
texican.dic | 18070 | Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary
texican.lex | 18069 | List of Texas Crude (Dialect)
textgrap.hum | 2730 | A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk
tfepisod.hum | 5970 | Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff
tfpoems.hum | 1629 | A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n
the_ant.txt | 2916 | A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
the_math.hel | 5773 | The Math Problem From Hell
thecube.hum | 5842 | Pirate Publication by Supplier
thermite.ana | 11392 | Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro
thesis.beh | 5423 | 101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense
three.lws | 10138 | The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
tickmoon.hum | 8376 | Ticket To The Moon
timetr.hum | 6538 | Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman
tits | 5443 | Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free
tnd.1 | 27483 | Small Collection of "Found Humor"
top10.elf | 670 | The Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
top10.txt | 30008 | The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989
top10st1.txt | 28316 | Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992)
top10st2.txt | 47880 | Additional Stupid Top 10 Lists
topten.hum | 5636 | A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro
toxcwast.hum | 4456 | The Store of T0XIC WASTE
transp.txt | 2908 | How to Build Your Own Transporter
trash!.hum | 3509 | A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids
trekfume.txt | 3648 | New... Trekfume: Trek Perfumes
trekwes.hum | 6636 | The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began!
tribble.hum | 2429 | That's Dribble, Tribble!
trukdeth.txt | 5807 | Stories About Trucks And Death...By: The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy
truthlsd.hum | 17379 | ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins
truths.hum | 3072 | How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?
tshirts.jok | 8223 | Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
tuflife.txt | 2865 | Getting Through Life's Tough Stages
turbo.hum | 3154 | The Turbo Encabulator in Industry
turing.shr | 4543 | The Turing Shroud: An Amazing Archeological Discovery! By Chris Boyd (1990)
twinkie.txt | 2745 | The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD
twinkies.jok | 4489 | The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg 21 Feb. 1986
un.happy | 3506 | Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood
units.mea | 1600 | Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989)
univ.odd | 10808 | List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness
urban.txt | 35283 | Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends
vaguemag.90s | 6806 | Vague, the Magazine that Defines the 90's
valujet.txt | 16176 | Short Play About the World's Safest Airline, by George F.
variety1.asc | 20711 | Collection of Various Humor Textfiles
variety2.asc | 19371 | Varions Humor Textfiles, Part II
variety3.asc | 38121 | Various Humor Textfiles, Part III
various.txt | 42129 | Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV
vegkill.txt | 3072 | Is Killing Vegetables Wrong?
voltron.hum | 2285 | The Story of V O L T R O N
vonthomp | 1145 | Quote from Kurt Vonnegut of Hunter S. Thompson
wagit.txt | 3436 | Join W.A.G.I.T. Today! White Are Good, It True.
wagon.hum | 6470 | You know it's time to go on the wagon when....
waitress.txt | 4654 | Health Warning: Waitresses
washroom.txt | 3165 | 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
wedding.hum | 1821 | The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post
weight.txt | 1519 | Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992
welfare | 1948 | Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department
welfare.txt | 2023 | Welfare Bloopers Fare Wall (Excerpts from Applications for Welfare)
wetdream.hum | 3220 | Wet Dream in Atlantis
who.txt | 1297 | Did you hear about the guy who.....
whoon1st.hum | 7680 | The Classic Who's On First Routine
whoops.hum | 2448 | Why the National Satirist was down last week
why-me.hum | 5700 | Examples of People Dying or Getting Hurt in really funny ways
wimptest.txt | 9106 | Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk
wisconsi.txt | 6034 | Collection of Wiconsonisms
wisdom | 7009 | Words of Wisdom
women.jok | 3197 | David's Truths About Women
wood | 3715 | The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus
woodbine.txt | 3510 | The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes
woodbugs.txt | 9008 | 101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper
woodsmok.txt | 5522 | Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves
woolly_m.amm | 5448 | Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review
word.hum | 2169 | One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK!
worldend.hum | 13132 | The World Ended Yesterday, by Don L. Tyler
wrdnws1.txt | 4841 | Weird News: Volume 1
wrdnws2.txt | 4606 | Weird News Volume 2
wrdnws3.txt | 5037 | Weird News Volume 3
wrdnws4.txt | 4990 | Weird News Volume 4
wrdnws5.txt | 5064 | Weird News Volume 5
wrdnws6.txt | 5008 | Weird News Volume 6
wrdnws7.txt | 4819 | Weird News Volume 7
wrdnws8.txt | 4388 | Weird News Volume 8
wrdnws9.txt | 4872 | Weird News Volume 9
xibovac.txt | 78769 | My Time with Xibo on my Vacation
xtermin8.hum | 5469 | Leech Extermination Guide Version One
y.txt | 2553 | 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
yjohncse.hum | 3945 | Why Johnny Can't Sell, a Business Report
yogisays.txt | 2474 | Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
yuppies.hum | 5656 | What is A Yuppie? By Uncle Stimey
zen.txt | 8448 | A Collection of Zen Koans
zgtoilet.txt | 5847 | Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions
zodiac.hum | 3122 | The World's Most Unpleasant Zodiac

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