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         [ Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!! ]   [   By Basehead  ]


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= GET FREE STUPH AND KILL PEOPLE!!!!! =
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= BY OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH-  =
= HEAD                                =
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= /<ALL THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG        =
= 410-426-7737                        =
= 1200BPS 20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!!!!     =
= POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!!!!!!!!!! =
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OK HI DUDEZ THIS IS MY FIRST /\N/\R<HY
PHILE BUT NOT THE LAST!!!!! IN IT I WILL
TALK ABOUT TWO SUBJECTS

1. GETTING FREE STUPH
2. KILLING PEOPLE

BTW THIS IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES
ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YEW TRY THIS AND
GET BUSTED I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE!!!!!!!!
AND EVEN IF I WAS I AM ONLY 13 SO I
/<AN'T BE TRIED AS AN ADULT!!!!!!!!! BUT
MAYBE YOU CAN SO WATCH OUT DUDEZ!!!!!!!

-=PART ONE GETTING FREE STUPH=-

OK DUDEZ WELL I HAVE AN 8088 AND 20 MEGZ
ON-LINE AND A 1200 BAUD -=-=HAYES COMPA-
TIBLE=-=- MODEM BUT YOU MIGHT NOT BE AS
LUCKY AS ME!!!!!! YOU MAY BE THINKING
WELL OVERLORD POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH-HEAD
HOW DID YEW GET SUCH A /<EWL KIK-ASS
SYSTEM? WELL DUDE MY ANSWER WOULD BE MY
DAD BOUGHT IT FOR ME FOR 8TH GRADE
GRAD8TION!!!!!!!!!! BUT SOME OF YEW MAY
NOT HAVE GRAD8TED 8TH GRADE SO HERE IS
HOW YEW CAN GET A SYSTEM LIKE MINE!!!!!!!
REMEMBER THIS IS -=-=ABSOLUTELY
FREE=-=-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY
CLOSE ATTENSHUN!!!!

1. WALK AROUND YOR NEIGHBORHOOD AT NITE
FOR ABOUT A WEEK. YOU MAY BE THINKING
BUT D00D MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME GO OUT
PAST DARK BUT ALL I GOTTA SAY IS D00D
JUST SNEAK OUT!!!!!!! OR THIS PHILE
WON'T WORK!!!!! OK?!?!?!?!?!? OK!!!!!!
2. SCOPE OUT AN OLD PERSON OR A WIMMENZ
WHO IS ALWAYS WALKING AROUND AT ABOUT
THE SAME TIME EACH NITE. AVOID THE
FOLLOWING:!!!!!
        A. COPZ
        B. FEDZ
        C. BIG STRONG GUYZ
        D. ANYONE THAT KNOWS YOU D00D!
        YOU DON'T WANNA GET /<AUGHT DO
        YEW!?!?!?!?!?!?
3. GET AN OLD SKI MASK OR SOMETHING THAT
COVERS YOR FACE!!!! THEN STEAL A BUTTER
KNIFE OUT OF THE KITCHEN DRAWER!!!!!
THEN ONE NITE GO FIND YOR OLD PERSON OR
WIMMENZ AND JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE
AND SAY HEY OLD PERSON OR WIMMENZ I
GOTTA KNIFE AND I'M A PHUCKING PSYCHO SO
GIVE ME YOR MONEY!!!!! AND VALUUBUBLES!!
AND THEY WILL SEE THE KNIFE AND SAY OK
D00D JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!!!
4. RUN
D00D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. TAKE THE CASH AND BUY A /<EWL SYSTEM
LIKE MINE!!!!!!! BE SURE TO GET A
-=-=HAYES COMPATIBLE=-=- MODEM AND AT
-=LEAST=- 1200 BAUD BECAUSE 150 OR 300
JUST DON'T CUT IT ANYMORE!!!!! ON MY
SLYYKK BBS -=THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG=- I
WON'T EVEN LET 150 OR 300 BAUD /<ALLERZ
ON, UNLESS THEY GOT REALLY NEW WAREZ!!!

-= PART TWO KILLING PEOPLE =-

OK D00D SO YOU GOT PEOPLE YEW WANNA
/<ILL MAYBE THEY ARE TEACHERS OR PARENTS
OR BRUTHERS OR SISTERS OR THE GIRL IN
MATH CLASS \/\/HO SPAT IN YOR FACE WHEN
YOU ASKED HER TO COME OVER YOR HOUSE AND
PLAY PAC MAN OR THE FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO
RAN YOUR UNDER\/\/EAR UP THE FLAGPOLE AT
SCHOOL OR SUMBODY ELSE!!!!!!!!!! WELL
I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO /<ILL THEM!!!!!!
JUST DO THIS!:!!!!!!!!!:

1. GET SUM GREASE CUTTER FROM THE
STORE!!!!
2. GET A SQUIRT GUN FROM THE
STORE!!!!!!!
3. IF YEW NEED MONEY FOR THESE THINGS
REFER TO THE PHIRST SEXTION!!!!
JEEZ!!!!!
4. FILL THE SQUIRT GUN WITH THE GREASE
CUTTER AND SQUIRT IT ON THE PERSON'S
FACE THAT YOU WANT TO KILL!!!!!!! IT
WILL STING AND EAT THEIR S/<IN AWAY AND
THEY WILL BE HORRIBLY S/<ARRED FOR LIFE
AND KILL THEMSELVES FROM SHAME!!!!! THEN
NO ONE CAN CONNECT IT TO YOU AND IF
SOMEONE ASKS D00D WHY DID YOU SQUIRT
THEM WITH GREASE CUTTER JEST SAY D00D I
THOUGHT IT WAS JUST DIRTY BROWN
WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D00D THIS IS ALL FOR NOW MY MOM IS
YELLING AT ME MAYBE SHE WILL BE NEXT THE
BITCH! AND D00DZ CALL MY BBS THE

-=-=-=CELLULAR BUTT PLUG-=-=-=
-=-=-=(410) 426-7737=-=-=-
-=-=-=20 MEGZ OF P/H/A/C!!=-=-=-
-=-=-=1200 BPS ONLY!=-=-=-
-=-=-=OPEN 1AM-6AM DAILY!!=-=-=-
-=-=-=WAREZ AND GAMEZ AND
POWER-DESTRUCTO-DEATH @1!!-=-=-=

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