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 091 -- "The Death of Our Scene" -- Pip The Angry Youth
 092 -- "DIE MIKE!" -- Metal Chick
 093 -- "My Nipples Are Erect For You!" -- Hardcore
 094 -- "Collected Suicide Letters" -- Metal Chick
 095 -- "Girls Are Dumb" -- Metal Chick
 096 -- "Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck" -- Styx
 097 -- "Long-sleeve Shirts" -- Kaia's friend Drew
 098 -- "The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly" -- Pixy
 099 -- "A REAL Bush Fan" -- Creed
 100 -- "The Computer Underground Lovechart" -- Goldy the Pimp from Pamona
 101 -- "Group Therapy" -- Trilobyte
 102 -- "I'm So Stupid" -- Trip
 103 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part One" -- Eerie
 104 -- "SCREW" -- Trilobyte
 105 -- "Nobody Loves Me" -- Eerie
 106 -- "The Triangle" -- pVc
 107 -- "AO, Li-fo #7" -- Food
 108 -- "And You Wonder" -- Aproh
 109 -- "How to Hack NASA with AOL" -- Jubjub
 110 -- "A Dialogue on Love" -- Jamesy & Murmur
 111 -- "The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two" -- Nybar
 112 -- "Militia Entrance Exam" -- IM2K
 113 -- "Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?" -- Creep
 114 -- "The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone" -- Murmur
 115 -- "It's Me!" -- Nyar
 116 -- "The Dangerous Streets of NYC" -- Eerie
 117 -- "An Interview with Mogel" -- Jamesy
 118 -- "So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?" -- Kheldar
 119 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Three" -- Mercuri
 120 -- "On Yumas" -- HACKERS
 121 -- "Free Buttplug" -- Styx
 122 -- "How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!" -- Swiss Pope
 123 -- "An ASCII Portrait of Antihero" -- Morpheus
 124 -- "Short Story (Code Number ORANGE)" -- Murmur
 125 -- "Laughing" -- Mogel
 126 -- "hey i'm in the chinese channel" -- Styx
 127 -- "Rise of The Mogels, Part Four" -- Murmur
 128 -- "The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady" -- Muze
 129 -- "Christ Demands More Money" -- The Onion
 130 -- "How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends" -- Muze
 131 -- "Text Files" -- Darwin
 132 -- "C-" -- Glynis
 133 -- "Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis" -- Nybar
 134 -- "Ode to Manson" -- Taraxis
 135 -- "Asshole or Bitch" -- Styx
 136 -- "It's All A Facade" -- Pagenwait
 137 -- "Hemmorhoids" -- Shadow Tao
 138 -- "Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon" -- Legion
 139 -- "Potato Salad" -- Murmur
 140 -- "Enter MatCat" -- Antihero
 141 -- "A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys" -- Lonewolf
 142 -- "Are You Calling Me A Liar?" -- Trilobyte
 143 -- "Carmex Rocks My World" -- MoonBagel
 144 -- "A Sentence" -- Orestes
 145 -- "Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy" -- Trip
 146 -- "Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan" -- Skinhorse
 147 -- "A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure" -- Whoops
 148 -- "Thoughts And Deja Vu" -- Gaurdian
 149 -- "Sleep Deprivation" -- Sonia
 150 -- "Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks" -- Styx
 151 -- "Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest" -- MoonBagel
 152 -- "Normal Vacation" -- Murmur
 153 -- "Missing The Boat" -- Kraftwerk
 154 -- "THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!" -- Nybar
 155 -- "The Spice Girls" -- Jubjub
 156 -- "Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ
 157 -- "Emoticons Explained" -- Swiss Pope
 158 -- "yellow.american.cheese.gz" -- Ilsundal
 159 -- "Dick Van Dyke" -- Jubjub
 160 -- "2599 Unlimited" -- 2599
 161 -- "Hope Dies Last" -- Neko
 162 -- "FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE" -- Quarex
 163 -- "The Dead Hippo" -- Kraftwerk
 164 -- "Notes From My Freshman Year" -- MoonBagel
 165 -- "Can I Be A Barber, Mom?" -- Jook
 166 -- "The Spirit of Giving" -- PezMonkey
 167 -- "Hippo Crackers" -- Trilobyte
 168 -- "Bots Are Evil" -- Aster
 169 -- "Your Sister is Hot" -- Styx
 170 -- "Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?" -- Backwash
 171 -- "The Hanson Scourge" -- DeusVitae
 172 -- "The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig" -- File13
 173 -- "Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle" -- Cstone
 174 -- "Barbeque, I Don't Like You" -- Phorce
 175 -- "A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller" -- Skinhorse
 176 -- "Anything Else" -- PezMonkey
 177 -- "What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?" -- FyFy
 178 -- "Drop Dead" -- Rattle
 179 -- "The Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
 180 -- "I'm Complicated" -- Lilnilhil
 181 -- "There Was A Girl" -- Neko
 182 -- "The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt" -- Aster
 183 -- "Why Drugs Are Queer" -- Kraftwerk
 184 -- "My Stupid h0e" -- Plexus
 185 -- "A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself" -- Sighrik
 186 -- "Friends" -- Aster
 187 -- "Homosexuality Unleashed" -- Ilsundal
 188 -- "MatCat Explains Christianity" -- Antihero
 189 -- "My Ass" -- Skinhorse
 190 -- "Hume Tickles Me" -- MoonBagel
 191 -- "Dear Jewel Kilcher" -- Styx
 192 -- "The 815 Bust Revisted" -- Neko
 193 -- "The Lady with Red Hair" -- Aster
 194 -- "MatCat Goes Hacking" -- Antihero
 195 -- "The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World" -- Kraftwerk
 196 -- "Marching Over Me" -- Leprekon
 197 -- "Bob and Suzy" -- Aster
 198 -- "MatCat Gives Up" -- Antihero
 199 -- "POETRY EXPLOSTION!" -- Various Artists
 200 -- "Hubris" -- Various Artists
 201 -- "Cancerman vs. Clinton" -- GrayWolf
 202 -- "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" -- MoonBagel
 203 -- "No Sleep" -- Neko
 204 -- "Ode to Yak Boy" -- Captain Bovine
 205 -- "HYPE eZine -- Issue 1" -- Craig Martin
 206 -- "An Interview with Aster" -- Mogel
 207 -- "Go to a Real Strip Club!" -- Muze
 208 -- "Anarchy" -- ANdz0oey
 209 -- "Boobie the Pig" -- Kraftwerk
 210 -- "HYPE eZine -- Special Edition" -- Craig Martin
 211 -- "Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good" -- RM
 212 -- "Let Me Out of My Cellar" -- Gangsta Spanksta
 213 -- "The Poem Of Orality" -- Alternative Rocks
 214 -- "Two Short Stories" -- ANdz0oey
 215 -- "Why Valentine's Day Sucks" -- Muze
 216 -- "Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah" -- Ilsundal & Rattle
 217 -- "Non-condition" -- ANdz0oey
 218 -- "mp3's Rule!!!!!" -- Skinhorse
 219 -- "BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea" -- Tom Adam
 220 -- "bOO- Teaches Me Finnish" -- Mogel
 221 -- "The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..." -- RM
 222 -- "I Believe in God" -- Captain Bovine
 223 -- "WE'RE ALL FUCKED!" -- Mack
 224 -- "Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor" -- Whoops
 225 -- "Bounty Hunter" -- Trilobyte
 226 -- "The Day Armaggedon Began" -- Alternative Rocks
 227 -- "Some Rants" -- Mokie
 228 -- "The Inaccessible Woman" -- Mooer
 229 -- "Game Over" -- RedMan
 230 -- "Shot: Chapter 3" -- ANdz0oey
 231 -- "A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society" -- PezMonkey
 232 -- "Collect Call of Cthulhu" -- Ken-ohki
 233 -- "Yellow Balloon" -- Aster
 234 -- "hehehehe!" -- Murmur
 235 -- "The Last Man On Earth" -- Puck
 236 -- "I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy" -- Styx
 237 -- "PrisonSex7" -- Mogel
 238 -- "The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..." -- Ilsundal
 239 -- "Translating for The Army in Deutschland" -- Teerts
 240 -- "Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em" -- Jook
 241 -- "My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee" -- FishLipper
 242 -- "LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK" -- Kaia
 243 -- "Grumble. Grumble." -- Scott S.
 244 -- "Colfax, Colfax - I love thee" -- Jook
 245 -- "Albert Knibschuk" -- Styx
 246 -- "Gaa-nomes" -- Aster
 247 -- "Penis Plural Is NOT Penii" -- PezMonkey
 248 -- "Sort of Just Filler" -- Guardian
 249 -- "Natural Selection By Equality" -- AltRocks
 250 -- "You butt-poking anal baby" -- Styx
 251 -- "The Gingerbread Man" -- File13
 252 -- "Fishies" -- Aster
 253 -- "Apotheosis" -- Lifelike
 254 -- "Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..." -- AltRocks
 255 -- "A Crackpot Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..." -- Swiss Pope
 256 -- "Return To BBS Greatness" -- Nybar
 257 -- "Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot" -- Zaff & Soybean
 258 -- "Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny" -- Northstar
 259 -- "Being Accepted In Public" -- Chris Cox
 260 -- "Why I Won't Be At Graduation" -- Cyn
 261 -- "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!" -- Ziego Vuantar
 262 -- "An Act of God" -- Jesse
 263 -- "Pig Story" -- Nybar
 264 -- "About me!" -- Glynis
 265 -- "How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..." -- Trilobyte
 266 -- "Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame" -- Fenris J. Sunswallower
 267 -- "Some Stuff I Wrote" -- Arhat
 268 -- "The Dorm Room Bong" -- Neko
 269 -- "Undulating Mr. Lizard" -- Trilobyte
 270 -- "The Coming of the Lord" -- Cyn
 271 -- "An Interview with Ben Ohmart" -- Mogel
 272 -- "Flip The 'Off' Switch" -- Charlie
 273 -- "6 Things That Are Always Funny" -- Mogel
 274 -- "An Epilogue to Wargames" -- Neko
 275 -- "Libertarians" -- Nybar
 276 -- "Librarian Phone Sex" -- Mutter
 277 -- "Drunk at 3AM" -- Phairgirl
 278 -- "Smart Bomb" -- Seaya
 279 -- "Mel The He/she Girl Slug" -- Aster
 280 -- "Should You Date The Devil?" -- Anjee
 281 -- "Suicidal Tendencies" -- Tasha
 282 -- "Public Transportation" -- AnonGirl
 283 -- "Participles Are Perceptions, too" -- Cstone
 284 -- "Sponsor an IRC Asshole" -- Teerts
 285 -- "Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..." -- Snaf00
 286 -- "Things To Do with a Brick" -- Ramsey String
 287 -- "I Wanna Rock!" -- Phairgirl
 288 -- "Political Science?" -- Altrocks
 289 -- "The Benefits of Higher Education" -- Teerts
 290 -- "Smashface" -- Neko
 291 -- "Earl: The Flightless Balloon" -- Aster
 292 -- "Mother Goose is a Pervert" -- Anjee
 293 -- "Yeah" -- Kreid
 294 -- "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" -- Anonymous
 295 -- "New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe" -- Quarex
 296 -- "Pictures of Our Genitalia" -- Rush2 & Xgirl
 297 -- "The Basics of Brother Torture" -- Inner Logic
 298 -- "Suffer the Children" -- Zaff
 299 -- "POETRY EXPLOSION 2!" -- Various Artists
 300 -- "Meet The Writers" -- The HOE Staff
 301 -- "The BIG-ASS Story" -- Various Artists
 302 -- "Christian Science" -- Ramsey String
 303 -- "Harlan Ellison Responds..." -- Squinky
 304 -- "Space People" -- Aster
 305 -- "Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter" -- Trilobyte
 306 -- "The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..." -- Kreid
 307 -- "Sand Paper" -- Trilobyte
 308 -- "Killing People" -- Nybar
 309 -- "A History of Shame" -- Squinky
 310 -- "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" -- Teerts
 311 -- "Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow" -- Anjee
 312 -- "Beepers" -- Mutter
 313 -- "Girls, Girls, Girls" -- AnonGirl
 314 -- "A Cheer Medium Pace" -- LilNilHil
 315 -- "Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject" -- Phairgirl
 316 -- "In The Beginning..." -- AnonGirl
 317 -- "HOE Supports Teleconferences" -- Tasha
 318 -- "Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped" -- Cyn
 319 -- "Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love" -- Mogel
 320 -- "Same Sex Marriages" -- Neko
 321 -- "ARKANOID" -- Styx
 322 -- "How to Make Top Ten Lists" -- Avenger
 323 -- "Bums and the Everlasting Search for God" -- The Jester
 324 -- "Why I Don't Eat Fondue" -- Meenk
 325 -- "Jesus In Your Cereal" -- Ashtray Heart
 326 -- "Fuck Tibet" -- Zaff
 327 -- "The Crap I Write" -- PezMonkey
 328 -- "Mogel is GOD" -- Anjee
 329 -- "Better Living Through Chemistry?" -- Kreid
 330 -- "I Need a New Roommate" -- Cyn
 331 -- "Regarding Webster" -- Mogel
 332 -- "It's JUICE!" -- AnonGirl
 333 -- "Are You Man Enough?" -- Nybar
 334 -- "A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE" -- Squinky
 335 -- "IRC Must Die" -- Ashtray Heart
 336 -- "Going Out For Drinks" -- Swiss Pope
 337 -- "I am Uberground" -- Meenk
 338 -- "Anal Retentive People Are Fun!" -- Muze
 339 -- "The... House" -- Meow
 340 -- "Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?" -- TPP
 341 -- "Learn About Pagenwait!" -- Pagenwait
 342 -- "It Was Unmistakably Human" -- Darwin
 343 -- "Annoying Scratch" -- Glynis
 344 -- "I Want To Fuck A Midget" -- Ashtray Heart
 345 -- "Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots" -- Mogel
 346 -- "Death Becomes Him" -- Neko
 347 -- "Christian Conspiracy" -- Anjee
 348 -- "Precisely" -- Viledandy
 349 -- "A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself" -- Kreid
 350 -- "The Origin of Euphoria" -- AnonGirl
 351 -- "People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..." -- Squinky
 352 -- "It's a Conspiracy" -- Mr. Sandman
 353 -- "Leave Me Empty" -- Tasha
 354 -- "The Chair" -- Deadpan
 355 -- "Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos" -- Ewheat
 356 -- "Bitchin' Text File" -- Ramsey String
 357 -- "Sad Days" -- Aster
 358 -- "Reforming Your Tenets" -- The Jester
 359 -- "The Jerry Springer Show" -- Neko
 360 -- "Lifestyles" -- Ashtray Heart
 361 -- "From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma" -- Anjee
 362 -- "Manic Depression" -- Phairgirl
 363 -- "Wild Man Goes Hunting" -- Apollo
 364 -- "Harp or Motion?" -- Trilobyte
 365 -- "I'm Complicated, Part 2" -- LilNilHil
 366 -- "The True Meaning of Christmas" -- Mutter
 367 -- "Death Notification" -- Squinky
 368 -- "A Life More Ordinary" -- Girl From Mars
 369 -- "What Really Happened at Christmas" -- Avenger
 370 -- "Gerbil Feed Bomb" -- Swamp Ratte'
 371 -- "Naked People (Are People, too)" -- Paganini
 372 -- "Internet Depression" -- LilNilHil
 373 -- "Geeks With Big Dicks" -- Darwin
 374 -- "Jesse's Self-destructive Methods" -- The Jester
 375 -- "Unsatisfactory Behavior" -- Cap'n Sparky
 376 -- "Teletype's First Lay" -- Squinky
 377 -- "The Problem with Pooh" -- Paganini
 378 -- "My Brother's Pockets" -- Phairgirl
 379 -- "GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES" -- Kreid
 380 -- "I Want My Fucking Anubi" -- Avenger
 381 -- "Ego et Internet" -- Isaac
 382 -- "I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss" -- Caitlin
 383 -- "Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls" -- Vyrus
 384 -- "That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something" -- LilNilHil
 385 -- "Macking" -- Mogel
 386 -- "This History of Capitalism" -- Ashtray Heart
 387 -- "A Goat Named Abel" -- Kreid
 388 -- "True Story" -- Isaac
 389 -- "Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol" -- Anjee
 390 -- "Is it Normal or Ugly?" -- Daisy
 391 -- "plaZa auTomatIon" -- Trilobyte
 392 -- "Drivel" -- LilNilHil
 393 -- "Let's Be Friends" -- Hal08
 394 -- "Phairgirl's Diary" -- Phairgirl
 395 -- "House of the Rising Sun: Innsmouth, USA" -- Squinky
 396 -- "Macking Methods: A Rebuttal" -- Quarex
 397 -- "Looking For A Handle?" -- Various Artists
 398 -- "The HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists
 399 -- "Intentional HOE Rejects" -- The HOE Staff
 400 -- "Choose Your Own Adventure" -- Various Artists
 401 -- "Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish)" -- Hardcore
 402 -- "Why I Am Changing My Handle" -- Squinky/AIDS
 403 -- "1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse" -- Caitlin
 404 -- "Another Statistic" -- AltRocks 
 405 -- "My Microwaveable Pillow" -- Girl from Mars
 406 -- "Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..." -- Ashtray Heart
 407 -- "Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers" -- Daisy
 408 -- "Business Practice" -- Mistawho
 409 -- "I Like Monkeys" -- Holocost
 410 -- "Clear Bawta" -- Isaac
 411 -- "The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl" -- Caitlin
 412 -- "I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis" -- Seaya
 413 -- "My Phallic Pistol" -- Teerts
 414 -- "Meet Betty" -- Phairgirl
 415 -- "Picking Your Ass in Public" -- Anjee
 416 -- "A Package For a Girl" -- Styx
 417 -- "That Silly Dog" -- Trilobyte
 418 -- "FuCkelibacy Soot Rant" -- Miasma
 419 -- "The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese" -- AIDS
 420 -- "The Story Of Want and Love" -- Muze
 421 -- "RONCO PROPAGANDA" -- RON POPEIL
 422 -- "Talented" -- Mutter
 423 -- "A Day in The Life of a Gangster" -- Belial
 424 -- "House and Home with Lynette Jennings" -- AnonGirl
 425 -- "Organic Farming" -- Kaia
 426 -- "Area 401" -- Laja
 427 -- "One Man, Standing At The Threshold" -- Rantaslin
 428 -- "Lamb of God" -- AIDS
 429 -- "An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..." -- Soybean
 430 -- "The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..." -- Kreid
 431 -- "Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle" -- Quarex
 432 -- "Run From My Car" -- Paganini
 433 -- "Le Rocke Hyperstructure" -- Isaac
 434 -- "A Little Too Much About Me" -- Meenk
 435 -- "The Insistence of Meaning" -- Neko
 436 -- "Only in Quebec" -- Anjee
 437 -- "Boogiemen Are Scary" -- Aster
 438 -- "Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying" -- M4D 3LF
 439 -- "Confetti On Your Head" -- Mogel
 440 -- "Ignorant Guardian" -- Trilobyte
 441 -- "K-R4D vs. Emoticons :)" -- Phairgirl & M4D 3LF
 442 -- "News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless" -- Nitro-187
 443 -- "Purple" -- Tasha
 444 -- "Understood" -- Mutter
 445 -- "Legalize Suicide or Change!" -- AltRocks
 446 -- "My Fucking Ex-Roommate" -- Cyn
 447 -- "A Log of Boredom" -- Avenger
 448 -- "What I Did During My Winter Break" -- Girl From Mars
 449 -- "My Brother's Friends" -- AnonGirl
 450 -- "Obituary for IM2K" -- AIDS
 451 -- "Karaoke" -- Phairgirl
 452 -- "I Am Trying to be Clever" -- Neko
 453 -- "I'll Flip You For It" -- Z
 454 -- "Computers 'n Stuff" -- M4D 3LF
 455 -- "Sincerely Yours" -- AIDS
 456 -- "The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story" -- Cap'n Sparky
 457 -- "The Futility of Education in America, Stupid." -- The Jester
 458 -- "Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny" -- Rantaslin & Teerts
 459 -- "Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?" -- Caitlin
 460 -- "The Evil Comes" -- Aster
 461 -- "Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE" -- Mogel & Kaia
 462 -- "The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..." -- Kreid
 463 -- "Breaking Up For Christ" -- Phairgirl
 464 -- "Mass Media" -- Reflecks
 465 -- "Urges of Sexual Gratification" -- Miasma
 466 -- "Modern Art" -- PezMonkey
 467 -- "Misery Takes a Victim" -- Postal
 468 -- "Cereal Killas" -- M4D 3LF
 469 -- "Dwelling On It" -- Tasha
 470 -- "Gefallen Von Der Anmut" -- Meenk
 471 -- "Warez Requests" -- The HOE Staff
 472 -- "Sorrow" -- Kreid
 473 -- "The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself" -- Hardcore
 474 -- "My Analytical Self" -- Anjee
 475 -- "When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great" -- AIDS
 476 -- "Dubuque Hoes" -- Phairgirl
 477 -- "Teerts Luvs #ezines" -- Teerts
 478 -- "Yesterday Was A Text File" -- Styx
 479 -- "Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite" -- TPP
 480 -- "The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak" -- Tan Adept
 481 -- "The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf" -- Girl From Mars
 482 -- "O, Classic Way" -- Isaac
 483 -- "Mother's Green Sweater" -- Jook
 484 -- "Drivers Education" -- Caitlin
 485 -- "Kermit The Frog Meets The World" -- Reflecks
 486 -- "Exploring Yourself... Healthy?" -- Postal
 487 -- "A Critical Essay on Shakespeare" -- Kreid
 488 -- "Enticing and Dicing" -- Mooer
 489 -- "Head Full of Garbage" -- Mutter
 490 -- "I Fell in Love Today" -- Quarex
 491 -- "In Search of BigDaddy" -- Paganini
 492 -- "Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice" -- Uberfizzgig
 493 -- "Change of Heart?" -- M4D 3LF
 494 -- "When a Mack Fails" -- Anjee
 495 -- "You're Weird" -- Tasha
 496 -- "Realizations, Pre-dawn." -- The Jester
 497 -- "Not Me, Not Now" -- AnonGirl
 498 -- "How About A Nice Game Of Chess?" -- Cap'n Sparky
 499 -- "Meet The Other Writers" -- The HOE Staff
 500 -- "HOE: Representing Planet Earth" -- The HOE Staff
 501 -- "Gnosis" -- Kreid
 502 -- "A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma" -- Art
 503 -- "Internet Dating Services" -- AnonGirl
 504 -- "Addictive Personality" -- Phairgirl
 505 -- "Live For Your Children" -- Vyrus
 506 -- "Hypothetical Question" -- Z
 507 -- "Oli" -- Isaac
 508 -- "Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter" -- ZZi
 509 -- "Realistic Fabrication" -- Trilobyte
 510 -- "No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born" -- Meenk
 511 -- "My Beef with Phil Collins" -- Ashtray Heart
 512 -- "Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well" -- Kreid
 513 -- "LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA" -- AnonGirl
 514 -- "Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece" -- Reflecks
 515 -- "No More Porn" -- Hardcore
 516 -- "Prosthelyzation" -- Phairgirl
 517 -- "Random Generic" -- Neko
 518 -- "Bedtime Story" -- Z
 519 -- "How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can..." -- Anilos
 520 -- "For Kelly" -- Isaac
 521 -- "Effective Fast-Food Training" -- Phairgirl
 522 -- "After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention" -- Trilobyte
 523 -- "Memories with Pink-Floyd" -- Ashtray Heart
 524 -- "For Kelly 2" -- Isaac
 525 -- "Introducing ReasonToVive" -- AnonGirl
 526 -- "Auto Disconnect" -- PezMonkey
 527 -- "Four Stories To Giggle Over" -- Anilos
 528 -- "Viable Substitutions for Intelligence" -- Caitlin
 529 -- "It's News to Us" -- Uberfizzgig
 530 -- "Dreambath of Hallucinogens" -- Tasha
 531 -- "So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante" -- Ashtray Heart
 532 -- "SVP Aidez Nous!" -- AnonGirl
 533 -- "Murphy's Pub" -- Trilobyte
 534 -- "Complete Crap" -- LilNilHil
 535 -- "Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry" -- Daisy
 536 -- "Bummer of a Dream" -- Another Mike
 537 -- "Things That Annoy Me" -- Anilos
 538 -- "For Kelly 3-6" -- Isaac
 539 -- "How Zines Are Made" -- Nybar
 540 -- "When Yesterday Was Tomorrow" -- AIDS
 541 -- "Call Me Naked" -- Paganini
 542 -- "Why I'm Not an Angry Queer" -- Cyn
 543 -- "Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law)" -- Ashtray Heart
 544 -- "Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation" -- AltRocks
 545 -- "Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out" -- Meenk
 546 -- "Nobody Loves a Dishwasher" -- Unrelated
 547 -- "A Love Story" -- Caitlin
 548 -- "Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated" -- Reflecks
 549 -- "Just Another Friday" -- AnonGirl
 550 -- "The Sweetest of Fruits" -- Phairgirl
 551 -- "Happy Floggings" -- Kreid
 552 -- "I Rawk ur m0m" -- AnonGirl
 553 -- "Why Am I So Nice?" -- Anilos
 554 -- "I Love a Man in Uniform" -- Muze
 555 -- "CUSTENU.TLX" -- Ashtray Heart
 556 -- "Drive" -- Another Mike
 557 -- "My First C++ Program" -- Seaya
 558 -- "For Kelly 7-9" -- Isaac
 559 -- "How I Really Feel" -- Daisy
 560 -- "Create Your Own Fun!" -- Phairgirl
 561 -- "An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works" -- Ashtray Heart
 562 -- "Friends" -- Phairgirl
 563 -- "Real, Not Real" -- Unrelated
 564 -- "The New Adventures of..." -- Nybar
 565 -- "10 Things I Hate About Me" -- AltRocks
 566 -- "How I Became Normal" -- AnonGirl
 567 -- "Jessie and the Bunny" -- Oregano
 568 -- "Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?" -- Granny
 569 -- "When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades" -- Uberfizzgig
 570 -- "Why I'd Pity a Psychic" -- Rhea
 571 -- "How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love" -- Kaia
 572 -- "<darwin_> 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?'" -- Tasha
 573 -- "FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!" -- Uberfizzgig
 574 -- "I Suck" -- Phairgirl
 575 -- "Barbie's Untold Story" -- AnonGirl
 576 -- "In Defense of Kinko's" -- Ashtray Heart
 577 -- "Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup" -- Miasma
 578 -- "Yesterday I Saw True Vanity" -- ZZi
 579 -- "Love's Labour's Lost" -- Darwin
 580 -- "DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor" -- Anilos
 581 -- "He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It" -- Kaia
 582 -- "Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths" -- Styx
 583 -- "IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians" -- Granny
 584 -- "THIS IS BULLSHIT" -- Quarex
 585 -- "Satire On The Truth About Men" -- Effy
 586 -- "Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One" -- Trilobyte
 587 -- "Dear You" -- Mutter
 588 -- "My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the..." -- Ashtray Heart
 589 -- "Gang Bang Business Trip" -- Jamesy
 590 -- "Farmer Floyd" -- Phairgirl
 591 -- "A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE" -- AIDS
 592 -- "The Secret History of Teletype" -- AIDS
 593 -- "My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
 594 -- "The Night I Killed Eilien" -- Oregano
 595 -- "Catatonia" -- AnonGirl
 596 -- "Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?" -- Rhea
 597 -- "Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk" -- Ashtray Heart
 598 -- "Child of Satan" -- Effy
 599 -- "The Gojira Theorem" -- Quarex
 600 -- "My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet" -- Kreid
 601 -- "Three Stories for Children of All Ages" -- Phairgirl
 602 -- "Words That Rhyme With Shed" -- Ashtray Heart
 603 -- "The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story" -- Girl From Mars
 604 -- "When All Else Fails" -- AnonGirl
 605 -- "Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In" -- Tasha
 606 -- "Little Dolls With BIG GUNS" -- Beretta Ruger
 607 -- "Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..." -- Anjee
 608 -- "Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2" -- Anilos
 609 -- "THE BEGINNING" -- Quarex
 610 -- "My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ" -- RottenZ
 611 -- "How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest" -- Seaya
 612 -- "Widget's Nachos" -- Aster
 613 -- "When Jamesy Met Caity" -- Caitlin
 614 -- "The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly" -- Kniht & Uberfizzgig
 615 -- "Why I Refuse to Believe in God" -- Cyn
 616 -- "The Picnic Channel" -- Oregano
 617 -- "Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga" -- Anilos
 618 -- "Help for Those in Need" -- Twister
 619 -- "A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff" -- Paganini
 620 -- "Music Is Evil!!!!" -- AltRocks
 621 -- "Family Circus" -- Anonymous
 622 -- "Saving Celebrities" -- Cyn
 623 -- "Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos" -- Phairgirl
 624 -- "Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends" -- Unrelated
 625 -- "Jack Frost" -- Ashtray Heart
 626 -- "What I Know About Shawn Mullins" -- Daisy
 627 -- "Boy, Everything Sure is Zany" -- Phairgirl
 628 -- "HOE Warzzz" -- RottenZ
 629 -- "A Point of View" -- Anilos
 630 -- "ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND" -- Ziego Vuantar
 631 -- "RFC-976" -- AIDS
 632 -- "Just a Prediction.." -- Anjee
 633 -- "I Suck, Part 2" -- Phairgirl
 634 -- "About Nothing" -- Reflecks
 635 -- "Janet Reno Does Washington" -- Lapse
 636 -- "Yeah" -- AnonGirl
 637 -- "Memories Fuck Up My Shit" -- Quarex
 638 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1" -- Aster
 639 -- "I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..." -- Phairgirl
 640 -- "Kreid's 315,601st Textfile" -- Kreid
 641 -- "Gnosis, Second Installment" -- Kreid
 642 -- "AGHGHGHGHGH!" -- Quarex
 643 -- "Ten Reasons Why I am Single" -- Juliet
 644 -- "Seemingly Random" -- RottenZ
 645 -- "Judge Not" -- Jubjub
 646 -- "THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION" -- AIDS
 647 -- "dream you." -- The Jester
 648 -- "Yellow Monster" -- Rhea
 649 -- "The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2" -- Aster
 650 -- "Free Association" -- Tasha
 651 -- "The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work" -- Hypomonk
 652 -- "A Plane Ticket For Yuri" -- Trilobyte
 653 -- "The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son" -- Ashtray Heart
 654 -- "Ode to My High School Friends" -- Effy
 655 -- "Ask Clyde"-- Clyde
 656 -- "The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability" -- Jubjub
 657 -- "Sexual Evolution" -- Anilos
 658 -- "AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE" -- RottenZ
 659 -- "Trendy, Are We?" -- Unrelated
 660 -- "God Spake" -- Kreid
 661 -- "An Open Letter To HOE" -- AIDS
 662 -- "The Death Of Mogel" -- Oregano
 663 -- "Retards Look Like Sea Cows" -- Effy
 664 -- "Phairguy?" -- Phairgirl
 665 -- "DIAPER BABY MALE WANT WOMEN TO HUMILIATE HIM" -- Ashtray Heart
 666 -- "Fifty-Nine Different Ways To Say Vagina" -- Styx
 667 -- "I've Never Met Elmo" -- Reflecks
 668 -- "The Only Time I Got Action" -- XxX_Droo7
 669 -- "When I Grow Up, I Want To Write For HOE" -- Juliet
 670 -- "I Tricked Some Fat Kid Today" -- RottenZ
 671 -- "Story of the Lost Cluster" -- Anjee
 672 -- "Growing Up Sucks" -- Jamezz
 673 -- "History Assignment" -- Tasha
 674 -- "The Hog" -- Shoe
 675 -- "Those Darn V-1 Rockets" -- AnonGirl
 676 -- "Oh Boo Hoo! Poor Me!" -- RottenZ
 677 -- "Drink The Pepsi, Luke" -- Jammer 427
 678 -- "I Step In Shit and Sleep On The Floor" -- RMW
 679 -- "I Don't Shoot Heroin" -- Caitlin
 680 -- "A Real Fun Test! Yes!" -- Reflecks
 681 -- "Ginny Innygunk" -- Effy
 682 -- "My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit" -- Mr A Jim
 683 -- "Russian Women Through The Ages" -- Jook
 684 -- "The Voice Of My Conscience" -- Ashtray Heart
 685 -- "What Time Is It?" -- Issac
 686 -- "The Importance Of Friendship" -- Angel Dust
 687 -- "A Complete Repudiation" -- AIDS
 688 -- "Manuel's Good Night" -- Trilobyte
 689 -- "A Black Snake in the Spring" -- Rhea
 690 -- "Superhero Origins" -- Uberfizzgig
 691 -- "A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME" -- AIDS
 692 -- "The Trenchcoat Mafia and Me" -- Neko
 693 -- "I Love A Charade" -- Grlfrmars
 694 -- "Dubuque" -- Big Daddy Bill
 695 -- "A Tourist Guide to Dubuque, Iowa" -- Phairgirl
 696 -- "One and The Same" -- Vlaad
 697 -- "I Know You're A Girl And All, But..." -- AnonGirl
 698 -- "If It's Bikini Kill, It Must Be Friday" -- Shana
 699 -- "Noppa Gets Us Laid: An Exploration in Stupidity" -- Various Artists
 700 -- "GNOSIS: THIRD INSTALLMENT" -- Kreid
 701 -- "Secret Coordinate" -- Isaac
 702 -- "My Russian Past Life" -- Cyn
 703 -- "The Biggest, Largest, Most Exciting Heist... (Part One)" -- Nybar
 704 -- "walden's life story." -- The Jester
 705 -- "Uno International" -- Rhea & OzAdrian
 706 -- "Teenagers, Nazis, and the French" -- Big Daddy Bill
 707 -- "FUMPHGLUM" -- Aster
 708 -- "Bittersweet Memories of Childhood" -- Lapse
 709 -- "Computer's Internet" -- Interjen
 710 -- "The Death of IM2K" -- AIDS
 711 -- "The #2600 Experience, Featuring SkYFLuXX" -- Cstone
 712 -- "Dr. Seuss, What A Pervert!" -- Six
 713 -- "Onion Rings Get No Respect!" -- Clyde
 714 -- "fuckingbugs.com" -- Effy
 715 -- "Less Is More, Whatever!" -- Kernel Bob
 716 -- "I Think Your Problems Are Very Trite." -- LilNilHil
 717 -- "Struck A Chord" -- Mr A Jim
 718 -- "Change Isn't Always Good" -- Anilos
 719 -- "InfoSeek Says I'm Balding" -- Phairgirl
 720 -- "The Final Class Project" -- Oregano
 721 -- "Spies, Restaurants, and Laura's Mercedes" -- Big Daddy Bill
 722 --  A Love Letter to GrlFrMars" -- AIDS
 723 -- "Chapter 2: The Gathering Storm" -- Nybar
 724 -- "My Two Lives" -- Six
 725 -- "Her Russian Life (The True One)" -- Mr A Jim
 726 -- "Hitch-hiker Buddy" -- JAMMER427
 727 -- "Long Night, No Sleep Part 679" -- Neko
 728 -- "POKLIKLI" -- Aster
 729 -- "Meaningless" -- Mutter
 730 -- "I Am So Sexy" -- Phairgirl
 731 -- "Sic Transit Gloria Mundi" -- HOE E'ZINE
 732 -- "Suzie" -- Isaac
 733 -- "Gramma McKee's Special Penis Advice" -- McBoo
 734 -- "Getting All Towed-Up" -- Big Daddy Bill
 735 -- "Oh, Sweet Love and Pain" -- Laja Ajna
 736 -- "Chapter 3: The Wrath Of Gods" -- Nybar
 737 -- "Ask Clyde, The Second Coming" -- Clyde
 738 -- "Propaganda" -- M4D 3LF
 739 -- "If Lish Were More Like Smoove B" -- Crank
 740 -- "Flamingd24" -- Neko
 741 -- "Chapter 4: Nybar's Dilemma" -- Nybar
 742 -- "The Lesser Creatures (and World Domination)" -- Paganini
 743 -- "The Head Game That Went Bad And Turned Out Better" -- XxX_Droo7
 744 -- "Booth 53" -- Etienne
 745 -- "To Steve" -- Phairgirl
 746 -- "What About Mine?" -- Viledandy
 747 -- "The World I Live In" -- Hort
 748 -- "Foreign Animals Talk Funny" -- Six
 749 -- "Mary" -- Aster
 750 -- "True Stories from IThinkICon" -- Various Artists
 751 -- "A Love Letter To GrlFrMars, Part Two" -- AIDS
 752 -- "Clouds, Picnics, and Colors" -- Mogel
 753 -- "Clouds, Picnics, and Colors" -- Aster
 754 -- "My Babble File" -- Hooker's Ghost
 755 -- "Duck Hunt" -- Fake Scorpion
 756 -- "Chapter Five: Rememberances Of A Mogel" -- Nybar
 757 -- "It's Not The School's Fault" -- Big Daddy Bill
 758 -- "BREATHE OUT. NOW" -- Ashtray Heart
 759 -- "Some Really Easy Ways To Get Free Sex" -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
 760 -- "ITIC Review Came Too Late" -- Seaya
 761 -- "The Box!" -- Devon
 762 -- "The" -- Aster
 763 -- "Attack of the Mad Cow" -- Effy
 764 -- "Something Stupid" -- iNSaNE_GuRL
 765 -- "Bored & Old" -- Neko
 766 -- "I'm Amazingly Horny Right Now" -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
 767 -- "MIX IT UP!" -- GrlFrMars
 768 -- "Digestion Awesome Do About" -- Mr_A_Jim
 769 -- "Part Six: Rumble At The River" -- Nybar
 770 -- "Grade 8 Memory, In One Act" -- AnonGirl
 771 -- "HOE Fan Mail" -- Jessica
 772 -- "Moving Picture" -- Mogel
 773 -- "Kid Cuisine Memories" -- The Golden Boognish
 774 -- "Cookie Land" -- Aster & Caitlin
 775 -- "I'm One BADASS Hacker" -- Six
 776 -- "Part 7: The NATURE of the Heist" -- Nybar
 777 -- "May and the Past" -- Viledandy
 778 -- "Journal Spewings" -- GrlFrMars
 779 -- "Reason Number 92347 Why Never To Drive A Thousand..."  -- Phairgirl
 780 -- "Important Reminder" -- Y-WiNDoZE
 781 -- "The Best Thing Since Plato's Academy" -- AIDS
 782 -- "HuNNiE's HoT spOt" -- Laja Ajna
 783 -- "Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds" -- The Golden Boognish
 784 -- "Part 8: The TRUE Nature of the Heist" -- Nybar
 785 -- "I Already Know What My Illegitimate Child Will be..." -- Jammer 427
 786 -- "My Trip To Wayne" -- JubJub
 787 -- "My Philosophical Quest For True..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
 788 -- "Little Johnny Does A Heist" -- Big Daddy Bill
 789 -- "A Hoe File" -- Tasha
 790 -- "I Don't Have Big Hair, Dammit" -- Six
 791 -- "Hoe Dream" -- AnonGirl & Miasma
 792 -- "I'm Going To Brush My Tooth, I Mean It This..." -- Cannibal Butterfly
 793 -- "Hill Picnic" -- Trilobyte
 794 -- "The Animix Project" -- Dennis Courtney & Basehead
 795 -- "The Peoria Beer Project" -- Neko
 796 -- "THE DEAD" -- AIDS
 797 -- "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1)" -- Mogel & Aster
 798 -- "Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1" -- Nybar
 799 -- "The Advice Letter Project" -- The HOE Staff
 800 -- "The Golden Unmutak's Inception" -- TanAdept
 801 -- "Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain" -- Cannibal Butterfly
 802 -- "Wiggle Worms" -- Nettle
 803 -- "The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie" -- Angeldust
 804 -- "The Idiot Game" -- Mogel & Nybar
 805 -- "Quotes" -- Unrelated
 806 -- "Myself, I Never Knew" -- Crack Genie
 807 -- "A Lost Highway" -- Gideon
 808 -- "The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME" -- Phairgirl
 809 -- "Life Is What You Make It" -- Sue
 810 -- "Proton Packs" -- The Golden Boognish
 811 -- "Cows" -- Effy
 812 -- "The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction!" -- Jame
 813 -- "Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To the Fair" -- JAMMER427
 814 -- "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2)" -- Mogel & Aster
 815 -- "Semuta" -- Isaac
 816 -- "Letters" -- Six
 817 -- "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
 818 -- "Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern..." -- Rhea
 819 -- "Zebra II" -- The Golden Boognish
 820 -- "Uber-Mogel" -- Seaya & Nybar
 821 -- "Flamingd24 Part 2" -- Neko
 822 -- "The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters" -- Hardcore
 823 -- "The Second Time I Got Action? Pfft. The 8000th Time..." -- XxX_Droo7
 824 -- "The Ballad Of Teletype" -- AIDS
 825 -- "Kids" -- Mike Lake
 826 -- "Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese" -- Effy
 827 -- "Dissin' Miasma" -- AIDS
 828 -- "Cousin Fuckers" -- The Golden Boognish
 829 -- "Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16" -- Six
 830 -- "Switching Gears" -- Oregano
 831 -- "Modern Ascii" -- Mogel
 832 -- "A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus" -- Ior
 833 -- "Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release" -- Big Daddy Bill
 834 -- "Pin" -- Aster
 835 -- "NO FUCKING MORE" -- Angeldust
 836 -- "The Attic" -- Rhea
 837 -- "AnonGirl's Academic Career" -- AnonGirl's Teachers
 838 -- "I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To" -- Quarex
 839 -- "ROTTWEILER the STORY!" -- Lapse
 840 -- "This Text File Will Seriously Change..." -- Oscar Meyer Wilde III
 841 -- "Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle" -- Neko
 842 -- "Hacking a Nine Volt" -- Reflecks
 843 -- "To Angeldust" -- JubJub
 844 -- "Britney's Breasts Are Real" -- Trilobyte
 845 -- "Dear" -- Phairgirl
 846 -- "Monkeys and Midgets" -- LAWS
 847 -- "A Famous Saying" -- The Golden Boognish
 848 -- "Not An Addict" -- Draykonis
 849 -- "Pixie Dust" -- Ugliness Man
 850 -- "HOE NON-SEQUITURS 12 & 35" -- AIDS
 851 -- "El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos" -- Uberfizzgig
 852 -- "A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World" -- Basehead
 853 -- "Ode to Aster" -- Caitlin
 854 -- "Blush" -- Rhea
 855 -- "Yesterday" -- Aster
 856 -- "The Insanity Of A God" -- Nybar
 857 -- "I Secretly Love Quarex" -- Clyde
 858 -- "The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility" -- Teerts & Woodstok
 859 -- "Out To Lunch" -- Phairgirl
 860 -- "A Testament of Attitude" -- Big Daddy Bill
 861 -- "Head Off" -- Kreid
 862 -- "3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil" -- Six
 863 -- "There Is No Hope" -- Kyra
 864 -- "Mr. Frog Is Happy" -- Reflecks
 865 -- "Warez" -- Trilobyte
 866 -- "THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART OF confabulation" -- AIDS
 867 -- "How To Properly Judge Music: A Rebuttal To Phairgirl" -- Quarex
 868 -- "To JubJub" -- Angeldust
 869 -- "A Pointless Story Which Protests Other..." -- Tasha & Nybar
 870 -- "Please Just Leave Me Alone And Let Me Go Insane" -- Hermy
 871 -- "the death of ibbs.com" -- The Jester
 872 -- "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself" -- Quarex
 873 -- "Calling Out Names!" -- Nybar
 874 -- "An Old Dog, Buried At Sea" -- Basehead
 875 -- "I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So..." -- Jammer427
 876 -- "Memo To Phairgirl" -- AIDS
 877 -- "AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade6" -- AltRocks
 878 -- "Info Commercials Are The Devil" -- Cannibal Butterfly
 879 -- "This Obsession" -- Phairgirl
 880 -- "Maining Trip" -- Oregano
 881 -- "Stabbed" -- Big Daddy Bill
 882 -- "HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED." -- Laja Ajna
 883 -- "I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant" -- Anjee
 884 -- "The New Clique" -- Ugliness Man
 885 -- "I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now" -- Hermy
 886 -- "The Quarex Commandments" -- Quarex
 887 -- "A Night With Mathley" -- Effy
 888 -- "Blah Blah De Fucking Blah" -- Phairgirl
 889 -- "The Scooby Doo Conspiracy" -- Hypomonk
 890 -- "Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson" -- Clyde
 891 -- "Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3" -- Nybar
 892 -- "Ralph" -- Hort
 893 -- "NIN: The Fragile" -- Unrelated
 894 -- "Your Decision" -- Anodyne
 895 -- "How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway?" -- Six
 896 -- "Really Bad HOE Article" -- Metalchic
 897 -- "Milk And Cookies. A Book." -- Reflecks
 898 -- "Pumpcon Awards" -- Slawz
 899 -- "A Love Letter to AIDS" -- Phairgirl
 900 -- "HOE 900" -- Tasha
 901 -- "LET'S MURDER THE MOONSHINE" -- AIDS
 902 -- "Precursor" -- Caitlin
 903 -- "Bread: Some Shocking Facts" -- Angeldust
 904 -- "An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect" -- Kreid
 905 -- "Life" -- Lil' Taz
 906 -- "The Biography of Clippit" -- Mogel
 907 -- "Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush" -- Rhea
 908 -- "The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I" -- Nybar
 909 -- "The Legend of The Blue Ring" -- Aster
 910 -- "Champaign Revisited" -- Oregano
 911 -- "October Rust And Why My Life Sux" -- Misfit
 912 -- "Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter" -- AIDS
 913 -- "Bullshit" -- Trimmerhead
 914 -- "IRC Freestyling Session #1" -- Nybar
 915 -- "Las Vegas" -- Unrelated
 916 -- "Activated Charcoal" -- Tocoblock
 917 -- "Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu" -- Meeyoww
 918 -- "Headache Induced Thoughts" -- LatinMan
 919 -- "The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC" -- Que
 920 -- "Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways" -- Weirdfreak
 921 -- "Interlaced Space" -- Mogel
 922 -- "Mogor University" -- Styx
 923 -- "A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things" -- Rhea
 924 -- "There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s" -- Eerie
 925 -- "400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com" -- Nybar
 926 -- "Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution!" -- Clyde
 927 -- "Winter" -- Neko
 928 -- "Teledruggies" -- Trimmerhead
 929 -- "Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor?" -- Basehead
 930 -- "Freudian Epiphany" -- Meenk
 931 -- "If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person..." -- Ashtray Heart
 932 -- "Being True to Yourself" -- LatinMan
 933 -- "On... Track" -- Phairgirl
 934 -- "What The Fuck" -- Trimmerhead
 935 -- "The HOE c0de Issue" -- Various Artists
 936 -- "Revival In My Panties!" -- Cannibal Butterfly
 937 -- "Unwanted Knowledge" -- Angeldust
 938 -- "Fuckin' Babies" -- Caitlin
 939 -- "Choosing Where To Sit In Class" -- Mogel
 940 -- "Re-Writing HOE Rejects" -- Various Artists
 941 -- "JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman" -- Quarex
 942 -- "The Facts About HOE #937" -- Nyarlathotep
 943 -- "A Discussion with Swiss Pope" -- Big Daddy Bill
 944 -- "The Chapstick Chapter of My Life" -- Jane & Metalchic
 945 -- "Why Bother?" -- Cyn
 946 -- "Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption" -- Six
 947 -- "Math" -- Rhea
 948 -- "Spot's Big Adventure" -- Captain Bovine
 949 -- "Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie" -- Phairgirl
 950 -- "Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto" -- Black*Ruined
 951 -- "The Thingieness of Things" -- Mogel
 952 -- "DAY TRIPPING WITH THE LORD DUNSANY" -- AIDS
 953 -- "Frequently Asked Questions" -- Mogel
 954 -- "The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual" -- AIDS
 955 -- "New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed" -- Mogel
 956 -- "What I Know About Syd Barrett" -- AIDS
 957 -- "My Special Journey" -- Mogel
 958 -- "Transformers Fan Fiction #1" -- AIDS
 959 -- "The Advantages of Actually Listening to People" -- Mogel
 960 -- "#ASCII OUTSIDER ART MANIFESTO" -- AIDS
 961 -- "What Is Really Wrong With The World" -- Spare
 962 -- "J Paws and the Sad" -- Uberfizzgig
 963 -- "Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals" -- LatinMan
 964 -- "Cop Out" -- Que
 965 -- "My Long-term Dependency" -- Big Daddy Bill
 966 -- "Ballard of Kelly" -- Isaac
 967 -- "Go Figure." -- Trimmerhead
 968 -- "A Model Citizen's Viewpoint" -- Basehead
 969 -- "An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known" -- Phairgirl
 970 -- "Beans and Franks" -- Cannibal Butterfly
 971 -- "Coming Attractions" -- Mr A Jim
 972 -- "I Hate H0e" -- Slawz
 973 -- "A Cipher" -- Nybar & Basehead
 974 -- "A Day in the Life of LeetNLow" -- Meeyoww
 975 -- "Your Call Is Important To Us" -- The Prophet
 976 -- "BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST" -- Quarex
 977 -- "I Am So Excited To Write This" -- Kreid
 978 -- "Falling Down Falling" -- RottenZ
 979 -- "I Am Not" -- Six
 980 -- "I've Got No Strings" -- Cannibal Butterfly
 981 -- "Bah" -- Meeyoww
 982 -- "I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead" -- Phairgirl
 983 -- "Parallax" -- Mr A Jim
 984 -- "THE GRILL STAFF MOCKS JERSEY DEVIL" -- THE GRILL STAFF
 985 -- "A Different Kind of Man" -- Anodyne
 986 -- "Leaving The Girl" -- Basehead
 987 -- "See Rehajbnahk Stride" -- Kreid
 988 -- "Public Transportation Revisited" -- AnonGirl
 989 -- "DAMNATION" -- Kreid
 990 -- "Things Better Left Unsaid" -- Zaff
 991 -- "Open Letter To Gotahoe.com!" -- Clyde
 992 -- "Stalker Chicks of the 1960s" -- AnonGirl
 993 -- "And Thus She Survives" -- Anodyne
 994 -- "Everything, Simplified" -- Miasma
 995 -- "M&M Conspiracy Theory" -- JoJo, The Indian Circus Boy
 996 -- "Running Again" -- Mutter
 997 -- "Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial" -- Meenk
 998 -- "The Penultimate Lamentation" -- Quarex
 999 -- "THE MADCAP LAUGHS" -- AIDS
1000 -- "The Return of Warez" -- Various Artists
1001 -- "Changing Gears" -- Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS
1002 -- "Red" -- Rhea
1003 -- "Christmas in Alabama" -- Christopher Crowe
1004 -- "Flight To Freedom" -- Oregano
1005 -- "Song Lyrics" -- Kreid
1006 -- "An Interview with Bad Kitty" -- Caitlin
1007 -- "Ask Clyde, Version 4.0!" -- Clyde
1008 -- "The Craft" -- Anodyne
1009 -- "Morals" -- Aster
1010 -- "Loves Park II" -- Trilobyte
1011 -- "How To Make An Atomic Bomb" by AltRocketz
1012 -- "Oldschool Christmas Anarchy" by Sir Oregano The Hacker
1013 -- "Break, Smash, Destroy" by The Shadowy Unrelated Night Stalker
1014 -- "HOW TO FUCK UP SOME SHiT AND GET HiGH AS SHiT..." by Killer Kreid
1015 -- "Batch Phile Anarchy" by Bothersome Basehead
1016 -- "How To Get Back At Your Rivals" by Nybarius, Lethal Ninja
1017 -- "Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" by Meenk
1018 -- "Phun with Shit" by Da Master Mogel
1019 -- "Motion" by Obscure Images
1020 -- "CRAZY RUSSIAN ANARCHIST" by G. Sanchez
1021 -- "The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big..." -- Aster
1022 -- "True Love" -- Kreid
1023 -- "This Is Not" -- Anodyne
1024 -- "THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE" -- AIDS
1025 -- "We'll Always Have Paris" -- Rhea
1026 -- "MY FURST COLORING (in) book" -- Lexus Prime
1027 -- "Fam ly V lue" -- Anodyne
1028 -- "Lucid Dreaming is Hard" -- Mr A Jim
1029 -- "Old Crow" -- Kreid
1030 -- "Me And My Monkey" -- Me...
1031 -- "The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart" -- Kraft
1032 -- "Hej Då!" -- AnonGirl
1033 -- "Ralph: Chapter 2" -- Hort
1034 -- "Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One" -- Liberty
1035 -- "Poor Andrew" -- Anodyne
1036 -- "I HOPE THIS FILE OFFENDS YOU" -- Quarex
1037 -- "Trip Talk" -- Unrelated
1038 -- "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II" -- LatinMan
1039 -- "Dead Alive" -- The Extremist
1040 -- "Thanatos" -- Meenk
1041 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
1042 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
1043 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
1044 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
1045 -- "SUM SHIT #1" -- Kaotik
1046 -- "Another Profitable Life Experience" -- Kreid
1047 -- "Flamers Fight with Force" -- pl0nk
1048 -- "Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo" -- Krnl
1049 -- "MOON WEB" -- AIDS
1050 -- "Big Bad #1" -- Various Artists


 THE TALLY: (number of writings from HOE #91 to current.)
 ----------

 42 -- AIDS
 40 -- Phairgirl
 31 -- Aster
 30 -- Nybar
 28 -- Kreid, Mogel
 27 -- AnonGirl
 23 -- Trilobyte 
 22 -- Ashtray Heart
 21 -- Neko
 19 -- Quarex
 16 -- Styx
 15 -- Anjee, Isaac
 14 -- Caitlin, Tasha
 13 -- Rhea
 12 -- AltRocks, Meenk
 11 -- Big Daddy Bill, Six
 10 -- Anilos, Cyn, Effy, Oregano, Reflecks
  9 -- Mutter, RottenZ, The Jester, Uberfizzgig, Unrelated
  8 -- Basehead, Grlfrmars, LilNilHil, Teerts
  7 -- Anodyne, Clyde, Jubjub, Murmur, Muze, Paganini, PezMonkey, Soybean
  6 -- Angeldust, Art, Boognish, Cannibal Butterfly, M4D 3LF, Mr A Jim, Seaya
  5 -- Clyde, Daisy, Hardcore, Jammer 427, Jook, Kaia, Kaotik, Metalchic,
       Miasma, OMWIII
  4 -- Antihero, Avenger, Bor, Darwin, Eerie, Ilsundal, Laja Ajna, LatinMan,
       Swiss Pope, Trimmerhead, Zaff
  3 -- Cap'n Sparky, Captain Bovine, Crank, Cstone, Glynis, Hort, Jamesy,
       Lapse, Meeyoww, Nyarlathotep, Ramsey String, Viledandy, XxX_Droo7, Z
  2 -- Another Mike, Granny, Hermy, Hypomonk, Juliet, Mooer, Obscure Images,
       Postal, Que, Rantaslin, Slawz, TanAdept, TPP, Ugliness Man, Vyrus, ZZi

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