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*   The intro.

    Not quite as promised, but close enough, we're out with the 8th
    release. There will be yet another gap between release 8 and 9 due
    to me moving, and getting back to school this autumn, but I hope it
    will not affect my own writing as it have for this release. Summer
    have placed itself in front of my authoristic lifestyle, but I guess
    that's only natural. With temperatures as high as 40 degrees celsius,
    it's not a very productive temperature.


*   Just a few notes on this release.

    We're adding a new contributor to the list of authors, and it's
    Sarlo, from the U.S. We haven't received any submissions from our
    other contributors for a while, but Sarlo helps us overcome that
    loss with a couple of great files. You're a fool if you miss 'em.
    Only one file from me (The Chief) this time except for the Index,
    but I have explained all that above. GNN & Phearless handed us their
    first joint effort, which leaves me with a taste for more at least,
    and we have Ralph 124C41+ with some interesting ones again.


*   uXu, through Anonymous ftp?

    Oh yeah, you were able to get all uXu files from ftp.uu.net for a
    week or two, before they erased our files. Seems like they didn't
    want to store them there, but we will not give up, and are currently
    having some discussions with other ftp-sites. Stay tuned.


*   uXu Copyright Notice?

    We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it is now
    necessary due to reasons we can not yet reveal. Please read through
    the small but informative notice at the end of this textfile and
    believe us when we tell you that it had to be done.


*   New Easier way to find the new stuff.

    We have added yet another feature to the Index files, and I guess
    you already have noticed what it is. Yes, it's the (*) at the far
    left-side. The (*) marks what's new since the last index, so you
    won't have to search through the whole index for the latest info.


    uXu Annual Writer's Awards.

    We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
    release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
    (and I quote): "What can u win???". 

    I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
    (regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
    sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
    textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
    me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?

         Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.

                             (it's only a lame handle for eLiTe-d00dz)
                                                       The Chief / uXu


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   Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
   The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
   like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today!


   Member -->  We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
               You do have to write something for each release to be
               listed as Member.

   Contributor -->  We don't expect you to write for each release. You
                    write when you have something to write about. We do
                    want you to write something for every 3 releases
                    to be listed as Contributor.

   Support Board -->  To become a support board, we have to check your
                      BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
                      As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
                      uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
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                             Current uXu Writers


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   The Chief         -  Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts      -  Member/Ed
   The GNN           -  Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction         -  Member
   Phearless         -  Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor      -  Contributor
   Ralph 124C41+     -  Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix    -  Contributor
   Quiksilver        -  Lyrics                              -  Contributor
*  Sarlo             -  Abuseness, Wit & Blasphemy          -  Contributor
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*  Mister Monochrome   - Lyrics, Anarchy                     - Contributor
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                          Current uXu Support Boards

   Name                     Phone          State
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   Condemned Reality        618/397-7702   Main U.S. Distribution Site
   Ripco ][                 312/528-5020   Submission Inlet & Dist Site
   Demon Roach Underground  806/794-4362   Distribution Site
   Solsbury Hill            301/428-3268   Submission Inlet & Dist Site
   Anonymous                +45/981-89771  Distribution Site, Denmark
*  Perfect Crime            +31/794-26079  Distribution Site, Holland
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                             uXu Hall Of Thanks

   Name                  For...
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   Dr Ripco              ...help with the Ripco File & great support
   Mac???                ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
   Sarlo                 ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
   Tequila Willy         ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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          I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 00 - 94   [Jan/Jul 1992]


   No   Title                                        Author            Size
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  [00]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [01]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [02]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [03]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [04]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [05]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [06]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [07]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [08]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [09]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [10]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [11]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [12]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [13]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [14]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [15]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [16]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [17]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [18]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [19]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [20]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [21]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [22]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [23]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [24]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [25]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [26]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [27]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [28]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [29]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [30]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [31]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [32]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [33]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [34]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [35]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [36]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [37]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [38]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [39]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [40]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [41]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [42]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [43]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [44]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [45]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [46]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [47]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [48]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [49]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [50]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [51]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [52]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [53]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [54]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [55]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [56]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [57]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [58]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [59]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [60]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [61]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [62]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [63]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [64]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [65]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [66]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [67]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [68]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [69]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [70]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [71]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [72]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [73]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [74]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
  [75]  Toy Soldiers                                 The GNN             7k
  [76]  The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?"          Phearless          14k
  [77]  The Lost Soul                                The GNN             6k
  [78]  How To Get...Older Women Part II             The Chief          20k
  [79]  Smog's Revenge                               The GNN            41k
  [80]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03          The Chief          41k
  [81]  Laser Human Terrorism                        The GNN             5k
  [82]  The Cure For Paranoia                        The GNN             5k
  [83]  uXu Index #7                                 The Chief          19k
* [84]  10th Generation                              The GNN            12k
* [85]  H0w t0 fix ur kredit!                        Sarlo               3k
* [86]  Headhunter                                   The GNN             6k
* [87]  How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)    Ralph 124C41+       4k
* [88]  Backfire                                     The GNN/Phearless  17k
* [89]  TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts   Sarlo               6k
* [90]  People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!           The GNN             6k
* [91]  Clean Shaven Beauty                          Ralph 124C41+       3k
* [92]  Blackstone Rising                            Sarlo              11k
* [93]  Meanwhile                                    The GNN             2k
* [94]  uXu Index #8                                 The Chief          23k
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          I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 00 - 04   [Jan/Jul 1992]


   No   Title                                        Author           Size
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  [01]  VaktB, Best„mmelser f”r Vaktpersonal         Phearless          32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                  Phearless          14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas„kerhet & Virushysteri?     The Chief          22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                   Rubicon             6k
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       I N D E X  -  Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish   [Jan/Jun 1992]

                    [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]

                     No           Release Date        Size
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                    [01]          Sep 18, 1991          27k
                    [02]          Oct 28, 1991          45k
                    [03]          Mar 31, 1992          23k
                    [04]          Apr 30, 1992          28k
                    [05]          May 31, 1992          97k
*                   [06]          Jun 30, 1992         133k
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*                           uXu - Description Index
                               Standard Releases

     ^
    / \
   /   \
  /\   /\
 /  \ /  \  Underground eXperts United
<   uXu   > Release Update #8
 \  / \  /  Jul 28, 1992
  \/   \/
   \   /
    \ /
     v

June  July  June  July  June  July  June  July  June  July Releases 1992:

084: "10th Generation" by The GNN.   People get killed you know!
90% of all accidents occur at home according to the statistics.
What does this have to do with this textfile? Ehrm, well, it's
a mystical 'detective' story, set in the future with the class of
GNN, and GNN only.

085: "H0w t0 fix ur kredit!" by Sarlo.   The file that transformed
me into a mass of laughing material. Sarlo teaches you the eLyTE
way to 'fix ur kredit'. This file must only be read by eLyTe-d00dz
to be comprehended! Surgeons Warning! (He'll have to operate to
get the laughter away!). Truly already a classic.

086: "Headhunter" by The GNN.   The scene is the future. People
never go into battle themselves, they use robots. Here we meet
someone with a mission. A mission to find the Man, and nothing
is to stand between him and his mission. But why? Who IS the Man?
Is it the ghost of James Brown coming back to haunt you? You'll
see... (quote).

087: "How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)" by Ralph 124C41+.
You ever been so angry at someone, you didn't know WHAT to do?
This excellent textfile will get you on your way with some perfect
hints and tips, just to make the life of your enemy a bit tougher.
This one'll kick the other 'annoy' files out there off the market.

088: "Backfire" by The GNN and Phearless.   Why, it's our first
co-production from two of our writers! And it's a helluva story.
Did you ever wonder how you got into That system so easily? Some
systems you hack looks just like they're standing there, waiting
for you don't they? Well, they could be there for a reason...
Hackers watch out!

089: "The Ivan Chronicles - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts"
by Sarlo.   Sarlo's second file for uXu, and it's our first gore-
thriller-suspense-humorous textfile. Why, aren't you all just too
sick of 'Downtown Julie Brown'? Why doesn't anyone DO ANYTHING
about it!? Well, someone might...

090: "People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!" by The GNN.   I know you
want just to Know who all those people calling your board, chatting
with you somewhere, or meet in the street (rarely) really are, and
that's the reason I'll let you in on a small secret. Shhhh! (get
this file and you'll be able to recognize those dumb suckers). The
GNN at his peak of performance.

091: "Clean Shaven Beauty" by Ralph 124C41+.   Ralph lets you in on
one of his secrets in this small but informative file. Did you ever
think how it would feel to shave 'there'? Well, you're in for a 
surprise, let me tell you.

092: "Blackstone Rising" by Sarlo.   Do you believe in God? Do you
think Satan is the root of all evil? How can you be that sure?
Sarlo lets you meet Blackstone, a.k.a Satan in a close-up, deep-
diving and informative 'interview'. Maybe, everything's the other
way around?

093: "Meanwhile" by The GNN.   Another story from The GNN? Well,
I think you'll find this one different. Really. I will not reveal
what lurks inside this textfile, you will have to find that out
by yourselves.

094: "uXu Index #8" by The Chief.   A bit earlier than planned, but
still we're here. Some new sections added again, which hopefully
will improve the index. We evolve as you read (grin).
The Index contains;

          * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
          * Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
          * An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
          * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
          * All the new release files in Long format.
          * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.

      [#94 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]

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  Also call these fine boards: [Kickin' until Release #9]

  The Stash               [+46]-13-175042  [v32b] (uXu Home)
  Sedes Diaboli           [+46]-586-43766  [v32b] (uXu Outlet Sweden)
  Anonymous               [+45]-981-89771  [16.8] (uXu Outlet Denmark)
* Perfect Crime           [+31]-794-26079  [2400] (uXu Outlet Holland)
  Condemned Reality       [618]-397-7702   [9600] (uXu Outlet U.S.)
  Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362   [2400] (uXu Inlet)
  Ripco ][                [312]-528-5020   [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
  Solsbury Hill           [301]-428-3268   [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)

  Changes:
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  Balanced pH             [818]  Down
  Land Of Karrus          [215]  Down
  Lunatic Labs            [213]  Kinda busy


*  Contact uXu    Snail Mail -    uXu, P.O.BOX 5, S-790 23 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN
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