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              [ Mind Warp  -  Volume #6, Issue #13, File #093 ]
                     [ "Mind Warp! Index #7" by Mustaine ]

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                             Mind Warp! Index #7
                                 [mustaine]
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        Howdy Ho, my cyber-neighbors.  I must admit, this volume has to be
better than the last.  Why?  Well, we got a new poet, with some decent
material.  I even came through with two music reviews, as promised.  Raven
submitted a real good article, (when has he ever NOT???), and he even came
through with a new frames format for the web page, and a real swell Mind
Warp Logo.  Check it out!  Anyways, we still need more writers, so e-mail me
with your stuff, and unless it's horrible, I'll put it in.

        BTW- Yes, the Mind Warp tee-shirts are still available.  You order
them, then Slarti makes them.  He's going to Europe for the summer, so get
those orders in soon.  Oh, and the Influnza Inc. Tee's are sold out.  Since
I can't make a profit off my homepage, please e-mail me about the tee's.

Credits:
('!' denotes that they wrote for this volume, '*' denotes that they're a new
 writer and have written for this volume (obviously))
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   [!]  Raven                :   Writer / Editor / Hemp GOD
   [ ]  Catwoman             :   Writer / Editor / Proofreader
   [!]  Mustaine             :   Writer / Editor / (wierd) k-rad d00d
   [ ]  Dark Horse           :   Writer (Poet)   / Editor
   [ ]  Buckwheat            :   Writer (O-TAY!)
   [ ]  Deker                :   Writer (Poet)
   [ ]  Slartibartfast       :   Writer (whoa)
   [ ]  Angst                :   Writer (in blue)
   [ ]  Killer Wombat        :   Writer (freak)
   [ ]  Javert (PRiDE)       :   Writer (Poet)
   [ ]  Squid                :   Writer (Poet)
   [ ]  Ninja-Man Bob        :   Writer (Critic)
   [*]  (Chris)topher Stolle :   Writer (Poet)

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Index:  ( '*' Indicates that the file is new to this Volume )
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Filename       Topic/Title                  Author      Volume Issue  Filesize
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MW!-000.TXT    "Introduction to Mind Warp!" Raven           #0 #0         2.5k
MW!-001.TXT    "Disturbing Thoughts"        Raven           #0 #1         6.9k
MW!-002.TXT    "Untitled Poem"              Mustaine        #0 #2         2.6k
MW!-003.TXT    "School Phun #1"             Raven           #0 #3         7.1k
MW!-004.TXT    "Music Review: #1"           Mustaine        #0 #4         4.9k
MW!-005.TXT    "Technology: The Man.."      Raven           #0 #5         4.1k
MW!-006.TXT    "Music Review: #2"           Mustaine        #0 #6         5.7k
MW!-007.TXT    "Cruelty to Animals"         Raven           #0 #7         4.3k
MW!-008.TXT    "Network Hacking #1/2"       Mustaine        #0 #8        22.0k
MW!-009.TXT    "Network Hacking #2/2"       Mustaine        #0 #9        10.2k
MW!-010.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #1"        Raven           #0 #10        4.7k
MW!-011.TXT    "Phone Death"                Raven           #1 #0         6.7k
MW!-012.TXT    "STUPIDRV.EXE"               Mustaine        #1 #1        13.1k
MW!-013.TXT    "Class Voting"               Raven/Catwoman  #1 #2         2.9k
MW!-014.TXT    "Music Review: #3"           Mustaine        #1 #3         8.7k
MW!-015.TXT    "Misc. Poetry"               Dark Horse      #1 #4         4.8k
MW!-016.TXT    "Editorial"                  Mustaine        #1 #5         4.4k
MW!-017.TXT    "A NEW Crime Bill"           Raven           #1 #6         5.1k
MW!-018.TXT    "Kids...They Suck."          Mustaine        #1 #7         6.2k
MW!-019.TXT    "Untitled Poem"              Dark Horse      #1 #8         2.2k
MW!-020.TXT    "Phun with Snot"             Mustaine        #1 #9         5.4k
MW!-021.TXT    "The World's Suckiest Jobs"  Catwoman/Raven  #1 #10        3.6k
MW!-022.TXT    "Philosophical Wonderings"   Buckwheat       #1 #11        4.5k
MW!-023.TXT    "Lion King Review"           Mustaine        #1 #12        4.5k
MW!-024.TXT    "Summer"                     Buckwheat       #1 #13        2.9k
MW!-025.TXT    "Music Review: #4"           Mustaine        #1 #14        6.6k
MW!-026.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #2"        Raven           #1 #15        7.9k
MW!-027.TXT    "The BLOND Virus"            Mustaine        #2 #0         4.0k
MW!-028.TXT    "Lighter Tricks"             Raven           #2 #1         5.3k
MW!-029.TXT    "Driving Grievances"         Slartibartfast  #2 #2         2.9k
MW!-030.TXT    "Untitled Poem"              Deker           #2 #3         2.8k
MW!-031.TXT    "Letter to Bozak"            Mustaine        #2 #4         3.3k
MW!-032.TXT    "Race"                       Slartibartfast  #2 #5         3.4k
MW!-033.TXT    "Wild Walk"                  >Anonymous<     #2 #6         4.8k
MW!-034.TXT    "School Phun #2"             Raven           #2 #7         6.4k
MW!-035.TXT    "The DAVE Continuum"         Slartibartfast  #2 #8         3.3k
MW!-036.TXT    "Misc. Poetry"               Mustaine        #2 #9         4.5k
MW!-037.TXT    "Labels Galore"              Raven           #2 #10        4.3k
MW!-038.TXT    "Untitled Poem (#2)"         Deker           #2 #11        1.9k
MW!-039.TXT    "What happened to Musty?!"   Mustaine        #2 #12        3.4k
MW!-040.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #3"        Raven           #2 #13       10.0k
MW!-041.TXT    "Music Review: #5"           Mustaine        #3 #0         6.9k
MW!-042.TXT    "wop wop"                    Angst           #3 #1         5.8k
MW!-043.TXT    "Musty's College Thang"      Mustaine        #3 #2        12.0k
MW!-044.TXT    "Rock the Cradle"            Mustaine        #3 #3         2.5k
MW!-045.TXT    "Stereograms"                Raven           #3 #4         3.7k
MW!-046.TXT    "The Mustaine Continuum"     Mustaine        #3 #5         4.5k
MW!-047.TXT    "..End of the World.."       Killer Wombat   #3 #6         5.6k
MW!-048.TXT    "Music Review: #6"           Mustaine        #3 #7         5.9k
MW!-049.TXT    "Musty Flames People #1"     Mustaine        #3 #8         7.7k
MW!-050.TXT    "X-Men (Poem)"               Angst           #3 #9         1.9k
MW!-051.TXT    "Roomates"                   Mustaine        #3 #10        4.3k
MW!-052.TXT    "Top Ten Lists"              Mustaine        #3 #11        3.7k
MW!-053.TXT    "Friends"                    Mustaine        #3 #12        6.2k
MW!-054.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #4"        Raven           #3 #13       12.6k
MW!-055.TXT    "That Wonderful, Awfull.."   Dark Horse      #4 #0         2.8k
MW!-056.TXT    "Sheep & Wool"               Pride           #4 #1         2.2k
MW!-057.TXT    "Poems for Alyson"           Dark Horse      #4 #2         4.1k
MW!-058.TXT    "Music Review: #7"           Mustaine        #4 #3         8.4k
MW!-059.TXT    "Sleazy"                     Pride           #4 #4         2.1k
MW!-060.TXT    "Adventures in the Potty"    Mustaine        #4 #5         8.3k
MW!-061.TXT    "OOPS.ZIP"                   Mustaine        #4 #6         7.8k
MW!-062.TXT    "Compression Utilities"      >Anonymous<     #4 #7         5.1k
MW!-063.TXT    "Midnight Blues - 1st Solo"  Dark Horse      #4 #8         7.2k
MW!-064.TXT    "Smurfs & Chicks"            Various         #4 #9        10.1k
MW!-065.TXT    "Misc. Poetry"               Pride           #4 #10        4.3k
MW!-066.TXT    "Flame Response"             Mustaine        #4 #11        4.8k
MW!-067.TXT    "Musty Flames People #2"     Mustaine        #4 #12        5.4k
MW!-068.TXT    "Where's Raven?"             Mustaine        #4 #13        2.9k
MW!-069.TXT    "huh 69 huh"                 >Anonymous<     #4 #14        8.7k
MW!-070.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #5"        Mustaine        #4 #15       13.1k
MW!-071.TXT    "What the Hell???"           Mustaine        #5 #0         3.2k
MW!-072.TXT    "American Folk Stories..."   Raven           #5 #1         4.6k
MW!-073.TXT    "Egypt Air 1996"             Mustaine        #5 #2         4.5k
MW!-074.TXT    "New Hangun Application"     Raven           #5 #3         3.4k
MW!-075.TXT    "Music"                      NMB             #5 #4         5.1k
MW!-076.TXT    "Squid's Poem"               Squid           #5 #5         3.2k
MW!-077.TXT    "Mind Warp View"             Raven           #5 #6        15.3k
MW!-078.TXT    "Misc. Love Poems"           Mustaine        #5 #7         2.5k
MW!-079.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #6"        Mustaine        #5 #8        13.3k
MW!-080.TXT  * "Surfing the Night Away"     Mustaine        #6 #0         5.5k
MW!-081.TXT  * "Chronicles of Influenza"    Mustaine        #6 #1         5.0k
MW!-082.TXT  * "Angry Thoughts"             Mustaine        #6 #2         1.6k
MW!-083.TXT  * "Music Review #8"            Mustaine        #6 #3         6.3k
MW!-084.TXT  * "Warp, Mind"                 Mustaine        #6 #4         2.1k
MW!-085.TXT  * "This Indiana Night"         Chris           #6 #5         2.2k
MW!-086.TXT  * "Editorial #2"               Mustaine        #6 #6         4.4k
MW!-087.TXT  * "Watching the Clouds"        Chris           #6 #7         2.5k
MW!-088.TXT  * "Four Essential Questions"   Chris           #6 #8         2.5k
MW!-089.TXT  * "Excuses to Get Out of.."    Raven           #6 #9         2.7k
MW!-090.TXT  * "Whimsical Theories"         Chris           #6 #10        3.4k
MW!-091.TXT  * "To Save a Maiden"           Chris           #6 #11        3.1k
MW!-092.TXT  * "Music Review #9"            Mustaine        #6 #12        6.2k
MW!-093.TXT  * "Mind Warp! Index #7"        Mustaine        #6 #13        ?.?k

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