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Thanks, Ground Zero. And now for the Prime Anarchist Productions #'s run.
PAP, as you know, is a subsidiary of NOPE and Nope, it's not Sunday. It's
Monday, September 1, 1997. 9am believe it or not. We begin our numbers run
(a short one this week) 
<jumps out of seat looking pissed> - Wait! There's that Royal "we" again.
To hell with that!! No more Royal we, no more Royal we. Long live the 
Royal we. I'm the only one writing this column, so for the rest of this
article, yours truly, Prime Anarchist will refer to himself as "I."
   heheheheh.
   We are not amused.
   OK, why so short? I didn't have a lot of time to hunt stuff down. Why you
might ask. Because "I" have been spending the last 3 days straight (almost
literally) getting the all new ATI web page started. That's right, you
heard it here first. That's right; Angelfire Communications Corporation
decided to sponsor us with a free web page. Go look at it.
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
   Teaching myself HTML is really fun. Carl of Franklinsnet helped with the 
graphics. OK, so here's the #'s run; and then on to news and stuff.
http://www.amazon.com    review your book, review someone else's.
http://envirolink.org/mcspotlight/home.html   Find out what's new around
                                              E-Coli hell.
http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman   Get pied, or just look like one.
http://www.netvideo.com/nobody           This November let's put Nobody in
                                         The White House. OK, I guess we can
                                         Wait until the 00 year. But we'd
                                         Better hurry up and put Nobody in
                                         The White House.

Casa Blanca.

There were no letters to the Editor this week. Got a really weird letter
Thursday, but we won't go into that.
"If I shaved my..." well never mind, I said "we" wouldn't go there.

CALENDULA - Sept 3, 1964. The Wilderness Act was passed.
            Sept 5, 1887. Crazy Horse was assassinated.
            Sept 8, 1763. Stephan Glotlov lands on Kodiak Island demanding
                          Tribute for Empress Katherine's horse. They refuse 
                          And attack the Russians driving them back to about 
                          Where Alaska's farthest finger sits.
            Sept 9, 1919. Boston police strike. UPS workers loot for 3 days.
            Sep 10, 1997. Quarter moon. Give part of a howl.
            Sep 15, 1995. Largest mass arrest in US environmental history.
                          1,033. Wow. 14 to a cell?
            Sep 16, 1971. Greenpeace sets to sea for the first time.
                    1997. Full moon. Arouuuuuuuew.      
            Sep 18, 1987. Pope John Paul II tells native American's to just
                          Forget the past in a Phoenix, AZ speech.
            Sep 22, 1997. Equinox. 
            Sep 23, 1997  3/4 moon. 
            Sep 27, 1995. Clinton signs Salvage Rider into law."Scarey," says
                          A local owl. "Where will I live?"
            Sep 30, 1882. First hydroelectric plant, WI.
            Oct 22, 1936. Bobby Seale born. Anyone know if that's New Haven?
            Nov 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood dies.
            Dec  4, 1835. Hot time in old town. Manhattan burned down. Or  
                          Were they referring to Chicago? London? Hmmm...
            Jan 10, 1901. Oil discovered in Texas.
            Jan 24, 1848. Gold discovered in California.
            Feb  1, 1960. Civil rights sit-ins begin.
            Feb  4, 1913. Rosa Parks born.
            Feb 17, 1778. Fernando Sor born.
            Feb 20, 1770. Fernando Carulli born.
            Feb 24, 1893. Andres Segovia born.
            Feb 26, 1964. Prime Anarchist born.
            Feb 27, 1973. 200 people occupy Wonded Knee. Pine Ridge SD.
            Mar 24, 1997. Partial Lunar Eclipse.

Each state in a word.
Or two. These are Prime Anarchist observations of the states we call our
etats unidos. I've left out the ones I haven't seen yet, naturally, and I
also alphebetized the thing. This is NOT in the order I experienced them. OK
let's say it was. I visited these states alphabetically, have good reading:
Arizona              Dry
Colorado             High
Connecticut          Tiny
Florida              Fire ants
Georgia              Y'all
Illinois             Urban
Indiana              Soy
Iowa                 Corn
Kansas               Leavenworth
Maine                Yonder
Maryland             Small
Massachussetts       Down Country
Minnesota            Nord
Missoura             Close to Leavenworth
Nebraska             Cruisin'
New Hampshire        Yuh.
New Jersey           No grass.
New Mexico           Adobe
New York             People.
North Carolina       Navy
North Dakota         Buffalo
Ohio                 Columbus sux
Oklahoma             Fort Sill
Pencil Vein Yeah     Construction
Rogues Island        Tiniest
South Carolina       Army
South Dakota         Hot Springs
Texas                Cow oil
Vermont              Cow milk
Virginia             Hills
West Virginia        More hills
Wisconsin            Cheese milk
Wyoming              Missiles
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disclaimer: The story you are about to read is to be completely ignored.
            I wrote this while Princess Diana was merely injured in a car
            crash. She hadn't expired yet. 
            4 hours later I learned of her death.
            Dead.
            I can't make fun of the dead.
            So until someone figures out the Zombification drug and brings
            her back to life, IGNORE THE FOLLOWING:
   Princess Diana dumped her car in the Chapamaquody River last night and
lived to tell about it. She swam all the way to the Atlantic where the 
currents took her right up the east coast to the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital.
She was found beached next to a dumpster behind a Pizza Hut on Brookline Ave.
   Now her boyfriend didn't fare so well. He was aparently trapped in the
car until it reached the Federal Trades Commission building. He was thrown
from the car and spit onto the beach like Jonah out of the whale, pronounced
dead and promptly Knighted in a sunrise ceremony by Ted Kennedy and Chris
Dodd.
   While Princess Diana is somewhere between critical and really bad, 
Senator Kennedy is somewhere between Scarborough Beach, RI and Kennebunk ME.
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This just in
               Webster. 1936. - Scaphism. Punishment. Pouring honey all over
a convict's body and letting insects eat at him or her until s/he dies a 
slow tortured death.
                        ... ..      ...       ...

      Smash your Television but
      keep your modem. For the
      revolution will not be
      televised. But it sure WILL
      be implemented on the web.
