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         [   How To Make a Bomb!  ]            [     By The GNN     ]


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                            HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
                      by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu


                            Stop reading. Now.


  This  file will teach you how to make a KEWL bomb that will go BOOM!  and
then send  THOUSANDS of small shit around which will guarantee your face to
get completely riddled!  Then you will say DAAAAMN!  and run to the nearest
hospital!  At the hospital, you will be placed in a black bag and sent back
to  your  parents  with a note saying 'Another fool.  Keep the remains as a
gift.  Have a nice day'.
  Read on folks!


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     NOTE: This file is for informational purposes only, and not meant
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     will fail! Ha ha ha... ha? Hey! Get away from me! What are you...
     Let go of my hands! No! No night stick please! *omph* *uh* *ouch*
     Look at the sign you pig! *BANG!*  No! No gun! Not my head! Stop!
     The sign...  *BANG!*   p9donw88N0Å8NEFÅQ3ixXKÄaxsM4NA4ÅQAAAX<zx<<
     92NQRPDOOIQPKW3'r+q9q'+nocarrier9aima7
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                            HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
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  Contents: Black powder. A bottle. A fuse.
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  How to do: Place the black powder and the fuse in the bottle.
  ---------  Light it. It will say bom. Very amusing.


           WASn'T ThAt C000L Eh? Now get out and show da w0rld 
           what real (A)narchy is! Yeaaah! S0 KEWL! Blow up ya
           school! Kill ya mother! MOUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!



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