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        I always thought crank calls and "the jerky boys" were incredibly
 boring and immature, until I made my own crank call just now.

                        <CALLING DUNKIN DONUTS>

 Woman: Dunkin' Donuts, Hello?
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Woman: Excuse me? Hello?
    Me: HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA!!!!!!
 Woman: Dunkin' Donuts!
    Me: Oh.  Hi.
 Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts.
    Me: No...
 Woman: Hello?
    Me: No......
 Woman: Hello?
    Me: Who are you?  What's going on?
 Woman: This is Dunkin' Donuts.
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Woman: <click>

        WASN'T THAT TOTALLY HILARIOUS??? Ahahaha if you liked that check
 out this next call!

                        <CALLING BURGER KING>

 Guy: Burger King at 40th and Walnut Street, how can I help you?
  Me: Do youuuu...
 Guy: Excuse me?
  Me: Do youuuu.........
 Guy: Do I what?
  Me: Do you HAVE ANY BURGERS???  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
 Guy: Why, yes we do.  This is Burger King.
  Me: Do youuu..... 
 Guy: YES?
  Me: Do youuuuuuuuu..... 
 Guy: YES? WHAT?
  Me: Do youuuuuuuuu... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
 Guy: <click>

        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!    HOE #787 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 8/12/99 ]
