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                      >> "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" <<
                              by -> MoonBagel

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 <SkYFLuXX> can i make your kittie purr?
 <MoonBagel> I'm allergic to cats
 <SkYFLuXX> i'm talking about the kitty between your legs silly!
 <MoonBagel> Uh oh
 <MoonBagel> how did it get there?
 <SkYFLuXX> you were born with it!
 <SkYFLuXX> i want to make your kitty purr
 <MoonBagel> then why am I allergic to cats? :\
 <SkYFLuXX> and make it wet
 <SkYFLuXX> I"M TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA YOU MORON!!!
 <SkYFLuXX> VA-GIN-A
 <MoonBagel> What's that?
 <MoonBagel> Cats don't like water, silly
 <SkYFLuXX> your private parts
 <MoonBagel> My friend's cat squawls and runs away when they get it wet
 <MoonBagel> I bet mine would do the same
 <MoonBagel> I like puppies.
 <MoonBagel> My puppies likes to get wet.
 <SkYFLuXX> alright
 <SkYFLuXX> listen
 <MoonBagel> Maybe we could do that.
 <MoonBagel> Yes?
 <SkYFLuXX> listen
 <MoonBagel> Okay
 <SkYFLuXX> you know that little crack
 <SkYFLuXX> between your legs
 <MoonBagel> yes
 <SkYFLuXX> that's what im talking about!
 <MoonBagel> That's not a kitty, silly!!
 <SkYFLuXX> i said your fucking vagina your moron
 <SkYFLuXX> listen
 <SkYFLuXX> i want to take my dick and shove it in your fucking vagina
 <MoonBagel> Kitties are furry and purr.
 <MoonBagel> oh.
 <MoonBagel> Wouldn't that hurt?
 <SkYFLuXX> NO!
 <SkYFLuXX> it would feel VERY VERY good
 <MoonBagel> How do you know?
 <MoonBagel> Do you have a kitty?
 <SkYFLuXX> BKUZ!
 <SkYFLuXX> no
 <MoonBagel> Oh
 <MoonBagel> why not?
 <SkYFLuXX> i have a big scary jungle snake
 <MoonBagel> what if it bites me??!@
 <MoonBagel> I might bleed!!
 <SkYFLuXX> only the first time baby
 <MoonBagel> I don't like to bleed
 <SkYFLuXX> after that it's smooth sailing
 <MoonBagel> are you a vampire?
 <MoonBagel> are you going to suck my blood?
 <SkYFLuXX> no
 <SkYFLuXX> but i got something for you to suck
 <MoonBagel> A lollipop? 
 <MoonBagel> I like those
 <MoonBagel> one time I gave one to my kitty..
 <MoonBagel> but it choked.
 <SkYFLuXX> ohh really?
 <SkYFLuXX> well your kitty should like this lolipop
 <MoonBagel> What flavor is it?
 <SkYFLuXX> salty
 <MoonBagel> Like pretzels?
 <SkYFLuXX> yeah
 <SkYFLuXX> but it's creamier
 <MoonBagel> I haven't ever had a salty lollipop
 <MoonBagel> pretzels aren't creamy, silly!!
 <MoonBagel> unless you put cheese on them.
 <MoonBagel> but I don't like cheese.
 <SkYFLuXX> well alright
 <MoonBagel> I think I might be lactose intolerant.
 <SkYFLuXX> NO!
 <SkYFLuXX> it's just a new kind of lolipop ok
 <MoonBagel> Does the wrapper get stuck to it?
 <SkYFLuXX> well sometimes my snake is bad
 <SkYFLuXX> so i spank him
 <MoonBagel> oh no.
 <SkYFLuXX> and he pukes
 <MoonBagel> that doesn't sound good :\
 <SkYFLuXX> and i have to clean it up with a tissue
 <SkYFLuXX> and from the puke
 <MoonBagel> I would not want to puke
 <MoonBagel> I don't like getting spanked
 <SkYFLuXX> the tissue sticks to my snake
 <MoonBagel> it makes me cry
 <SkYFLuXX> well my snake likes it very much
 <MoonBagel> how do you know?
 <MoonBagel> Does it TELL you? :P
 <SkYFLuXX> yes
 <SkYFLuXX> he says it feels very good
 <MoonBagel> I didn't know snakes could talk
 <SkYFLuXX> well he doesn't exactly tell me
 <SkYFLuXX> but trust me
 <SkYFLuXX> i KNOW he likes it
 <MoonBagel> how do you know, though?
 <SkYFLuXX> ohh i know
 <SkYFLuXX> trust me I KNOW
 <MoonBagel> but how??!
 <SkYFLuXX> just TRUST ME
 <MoonBagel> Why?
 <SkYFLuXX> alright
 <MoonBagel> okay.
 <SkYFLuXX> I PUT A BUNCH OF VASOLINE ON MY HAND
 <SkYFLuXX> I WRAP MY HAND ARUOND MY DAMNED DICK
 <SkYFLuXX> AND SLIDEI T UP AND DOWN REALLY FAST
 <SkYFLuXX> UNTIL I CUM!
 <SkYFLuXX> AND I LIKE IT ALOT!
 <MoonBagel> okay.
 <MoonBagel> What's cum?
 <MoonBagel> You spelled 'come' wrong, dummy
 <SkYFLuXX> heh
 <SkYFLuXX> this white sticky stuff that makes babies
 <MoonBagel> how does it make babies?
 <MoonBagel> Babies are kind of pink
 <SkYFLuXX> magic
 <MoonBagel> oh.
 <MoonBagel> okay.
 <MoonBagel> thank you!
 <MoonBagel> I've learned a lot this evening
 <SkYFLuXX> chow old are u?
 <MoonBagel> 17
 <SkYFLuXX> errr
 <SkYFLuXX> heh
 <SkYFLuXX> you don't say
 <MoonBagel> I do say
 <MoonBagel> Silly, I just did
 <SkYFLuXX> i hope for your sake you're playing dumb
 <SkYFLuXX> heh
 <MoonBagel> umm..

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    * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #202 -- written by MoonBagel -- 3/06/98 *
