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                                          MACROEZ off DISTRUKSION

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                   **PRESIDEN T OF THE ORGANIZEZASION:**
 
                                **AMADEUS**

                             Issue nombar 4!!!
                             WOW I CAMT BELEIVE ITS ***$*$4**** alredy1!!heeh
                                     
                             VISE PRECEDENT!:

BlACk ACiD

                    OTHER VISE PRECEDENT EHEHEHEHEHEEH

the emperer of flame

          SECOND UNIT JUNIAR APRENTISE AUXILYARY VISE PRECEDENT:

baseHead                                                                   

                             JUNIAR TREASURAR

BULLwinkle!!

                        SECRITARY OFF DEVELEPMENT

Intigratar!!

               CHEIF OF MUNISIPLE ACOUNTINg REDESCRIPSIONS

Captain ZERO!!!!!!!!

-==--==---=-=-==--==--= MACROEZ off DISTRUKSION HAS SUM CHAINJIS!!!!!

                look macroez off distruksion is undar some majir changis
so we all just need 2 bare w/ it 4 a wile!!!!!!!!! 4 1 we have a NEW VICE
PRECIDENT!! since BLACK PLASMA was bustid by the fedds we neded 2 find
some1 moar REALIEABLE!!!!!!!! so we welcome our new vice precident






                                        BLACK ACiD!!!!!!

        for 2 the membarship prise uas gone up to 225$ to ofset the costs off
finding our new vice precednet!      alo all curent membars must pay $$$$$ 25
to upgrade!!!!!
        and finaly for 3 ehehehehheheh we have a NEW TITAL !!! SCREAN
        u alredy hjave probley notised it its cool i likle it do u
        if u like it emai lme on my board THE DARK CORNAR or on any othar
        bbs i m on!!!!



STOR-E SEXTION EHEHEHEH
                hear in this stor-e section we have  -=-=-=-=  2  =-=-=-==
STORYS!! first off al we have an ALL-lNEW STOR-E that wil lstart now and
continU up thrU issU ######## 8!!!!1 here is part 1

up in ther bilding pepal were talking "lok whats that" --=- what may u ask
were they refering 2 weel it so hapens they spyed a  U F O  in the sky!! that
stands 4 "unidentifyed faling obgect if u dont no)
        "wel what is it????????? 1 person ased
        "i dont no" another sed to witch anothar replyed "maybe it's ALIENS!!
ad that was xactly what it WASSS!!!!  ALIANS INVADED EaRTH!!!

                                                        2 b continued




ANAR/<Y SEXTION by Black ACiD

wel BLACK PLASSMA use to do this sextion but he was BUSTED as aved readars of
MACROEZ of DISTRUKSION wil no
so now Black ACiD wil do the anar/<y sextion but he is not hear rite now so
u will have 2 wait til neXT issU





USAR ALERT

                                        THIS IS AN ALART on
the usar : DARK SHALE
it so hapens DARK SHALE caled the FEDS!! on 2 bbs's in the aria
if u r a SISOP and DARK SHALE is on u're bbs (or not hehehehe then DELEAT
him and BLacK LisT him if u cna
if not just lok out 4 DARK SHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





USAR OF THE ISS-U AWARD

our USAR OIF THE ISS-U IS AMIDEIs thats rite our PRECEDENT of this very
newsletar !!  a big hand to AMEDEIS!!@!



MACROEZ TIPS   
                        writan by the emperer of flame

alrite start w/ this issU every issU will hjave a tip on MAKEING MACROEZ
this issU's tip is this: if u r in theDRAW u can press F-7 & then
seletc "SAVE" to save u're ASNI or ASKI or whatevar
if u r not useing the DRAW u r a losar


ALrIght NOW WERE giong 2 introduse  something ENTIARLY KNEW!!!! ITS ------

BASEHEAD`S COLEMN!!!!!!! -=-=-=-=

OK thsi is my kolem it w1ll b monthlee & wil cuntan inf0 lik

1) PARSONAL NOTEZ abut me & my frienz eheheheh
2) H0W 2 GET WAREZ
4. BOMBZ & /\N/\ARCHY IN GENRAL

0k 1st a PARSONAL NOTE abut me wel rederz eheheheh i hav fond /\ grilfrend yea
thet`s rite se she kalled /\/\y bbs THE CELLULAR BUTT PLUG 1 dy & i brok ento
chat & sad "HAY R U RELY A GURL" & she sad "YEAH & I RELY LIKE GUYZ WITH WAREZ"
& i sid "WELL THAT SOUNDS LIK ME!!!!!" s 0  we hoked up & man i herd a rumar
thta she liks POWARFUL KILLAR f0ll0w M.o.D. mambar & frend uv mine wel it'Z
NOT true!!! man we are 2 gether 4 ever

so y0 U R probeby sayin "MAN WHUT DOEZ THS HAF 2 D0 WITH MACROEZ?" wel man ti
inspared my KNEW MACRO her it iz

/c:-=-=-=-=-= áïñ0HêíÖ =-=-=-=-=-=-
/c:I LUV SNUGLE BUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

picshur it man wit lotz of colorz eheheheheh

man but lok jst Bcuz i hav a ledy dos not MEAN that i d0n't like WAREZ AND
/\N@RCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! s0 b 4 i sigN of her iz a gnu BOMB RECIPAY

1. geT sum coka-kol/\
3) geT sum chlorin like u kn0w the stuf in poolz
C. WATH ET G0 B00M

eheheheheheheheh man tat`s et laterz y0





its our >>>>>>>>>MAKROE<<<<<<<<< OF THE MONHT!!!!!!!!
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exsalent macoe it has won 2 issUs in a ROE!!  it is now are RECARD WINNAR!
wil the makor of this macroe pleace step foarth!! we'd leik 2 congradiel8 u!








LETTAR OF THE ISSU hear it ss this lettar ws sent 2 us by Phil Horman.

Dear Amadeus:
     This past year has been of the most stimulating kind, a quasi-Descartian 
infusion of administrative accountabilities, with their own respectively 
manipulative acquisitions, and naturally the visionary enthusiasm which are by 
all means begetted during the normal course of our Wittgensteinian existance.  
If this be the pium desiderium by which we are ennobled, then certainly an 
abrogation shall never materialize which would end our propadeutically benign 
schedules.  And, just as in previous years, our big, furry eyebrows serve 
their presuppositional determination to do their little ol' Anaxamanderian 
duties!

                                                With hope for the future,
                                                Phil Horman

wel THANKS PHIL 4 that enlitening peace of info we wil tresar it 4evar &
it wil be in the ANALs of MACROEZ of DISTRUKSION until are seksesars take
ovar the publickasion!!!!!!!







AND JUST WIN U THOUGTH it was SAIF 2 say "AMCROEZ OF DISTRUKSION IS OVAR" its

THE MACROEZ OF DISTRUKSION BB REVUE!!!!!!  hear we wil rate man-E BBs's on
a veriaty of factars!!!  & we will give EECH BBS a RAIDING to hepl U deside
WITCH BBS's 2 CAL!!!!     we wil rate EAC BBS a numbar from 0 to 1000!!!!!

Hear's the 1st B B S!!!!

        The Elektranick Conectsion        ## 411-0165
                        Sisop: The Mastar

        the electranik conecttion fetars man-E idifarant things U can do
leik it has u kno gam'z & shit it has TRAIDWARZ REGISTARED!!! man & it has
some kewl subz leik 'mega death fan usb" & shit
        unfoartinatly to the bored's disscreadit their r not man-e warez
witch is y this bbs doesnt get a perfict 1000 but stil i recomennd this bbs
if u r looking 4 sum kelw gmes and subs
        RAIDING!!!!!!: 882.6

another 1 9man i rely leik doing ths ehehheheheh)

        The Dark Cornar                                 ## 104-1079
                  Sysopp: Amadeis thats rite are very own precedint

        now THIS is 1 kewl bbs man it has like all sorst of shit
man if U r looking 4 WAREZ thsi bbs is the -=-=-=- =1-=-= placse i
recomand u go!     man u can find WAREZ & ANARKY EVERYWRAR hear------and thier
are many kelw and orijenal mesag e subs2 like a musci sub and a sub 4
compotar gams and a movy sub
        in n e cace THE DARK CORNAR is 1 GRATE BBS!!   it is o a net 2
"Wareznet intarnacional" so if u rely want ALL THE NEWIST WAREZ cll ehar!!
        RAtEING: 1000 a perfcet SCORE!!!  congradileacions go out 2 AMADIES
and his AWSOME bBs!!!!

hears the last 1 4 this isue

        The Lsat Spel                                           ## 555-1532
                                Syspo: Relpicatrae

        man look if u r lookign 4 a BADBBS this i it!!!1 i loged on & said
2 the sisp "hey now wera r u're warez" and all he hda 2  say ws"look if U R
looking 4 a plse 2 get warez this is NOTTT it!! no allu  can do hear is psto"
so i said"fine ill post" --can u beleive that no warez no anarky no GAMEZ evan
just pstos but thast NOOT THE WORTS PARt111111 
        leik i hti * u no what u usaly hit 2 se subs --&their r NO good ubss
i meen their r NO subsz for metalicka eva no comp gamez sub no warez NOT EVEN
A DAM   SEX SIUB can u beleiv it i sure couldn''t
        n e way ehehehe) all their we're we're leik politicks & boaring shit
so i said 'man look can u make a perl jmam sub" & u no wat the sispo said wel
u can prolly guecs he gave me lot a shit bout "THIs aidnt the apcle 4 that'
so i said "shit yo their aintevhno warez' and i hit /P anbiout as fast as u
can imgine and we this BBS JUST PLANE SUX!!!11111
        RAITEING:  0    thats riet a FAT 0 not evan a 1 man this bbs is one
fucked up bbs no warez no gaems






                 *************THE PRecIdENt'S cornR
     bought 2 u by AMADEUS are PRECDIENT and USAR OF THE MONHT!!!

ok hear i was igong 2 talk about MAKEING NUE MACROEZZ &&&& how slick this
oarganizeasion is but man i just herd the DOGERS got KICKED by seatal. man
THE MARRINARS are SARRY as i dont no what so i m asking u fans of the dogers
out their 2 donait $$$$ 1,000-5,00 to finanse a fund-razor 2 hepl the DOGERS
al we can!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111   have the monE will go 2 ME 2 benefit the
efort 2 hepl the dogers & the othar hafl wil go STRAIT 2 the dogars themslefs!

OK i no that U r saying so how do i giv e him the money.  well so all u do 
is FIND US on a BBS and then EMAIL us about it.  Then ASK su how tio  do it
& then well TELL u about it and U BETTAR GET THIS DOWN B-CAUS I'M NOT GOING
OVAR IT AGEIN!!!   I'M FUKIN SIKC OF U GOD DAMED BASTARD S NOT REMENBERING 
THIS SIMPLE ASS SHIT SO DON'T ANNYO THE FUK OUT OF ME U SHITHEAD!!!!!]
O & lisan email me w/ u're redit card ###################### & i wil get u're
contrebucion giong even b4 yestarday ehehehehehehehe

eheheheheheheheh so man hear r my finel cloasing words
"When al hoap is givin up, dont loose u're fathe in u'reself!"





wel thats it 4 now their's all tbhe bsb info u wil nead if u want ane more
info just e-maile me
i wil go no ehehehheheheheheheh


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/s ehehehhe


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