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    mindcrime's web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike
    mindcrime's blade web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike/blade
    mindcrime's 'zine web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike/deviate
    mindcrime's business web page:  http://www.exit109.com/~mike/surreal
    mindcrime's email address:  mike@exit109.com
    mindcrime's usual hangout's:  #ansi, #blade.
    the mindcrime fan club(tm) web page:  (under kornstruction)
    mindcrime's bbs:  alderaan 908.244.8780
    offical fan club hangout:  alderaan 908.224.8780

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    s0uprdu0dul-b0y -- head editor and founder / president of mcofc.
    j0hnie t dr4w  --  writing staff head / spy and master of disguise.
    mindcrime -- head person to be boggled over and dreamed about.
    altwon fifteefyve --  makes sense.
 
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 | article by: s0uprdu0dul-b0y                                              |
 | title: mc of c -- update #1                                              |
 | contents:                                                                |
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 |  i would of like to have continued my "dumb ansi.sys!" as pre-planned    |
 |  for this issue but unforseen events have swayed me the opposite.  as    |
 |  you can tell by this issue's portrait i very much am hetrosexual        |
 |  despite the doodleboy stereo-type of us all being fags.  and that is    |
 |  the purpose for bringing you an update.  it was so said by our lord     |
 |  and messiah, MINDCRIME, that, girls should not be placed higher then    |
 |  computer affairs.  however, a young prophet, a wise young lad, named    |
 |  lucifer^ganja defied this law at the ritual of bladefest, and it turned |
 |  positive for him, i beg our lord, god, and savior, MINDCRIME, for the   |
 |  the same.  in the mean time however i am relinquishing editorship to    |
 |  j0hnie.  good luck j0hnie.  also we're hot on the trail of MINDCRIME    |
 |  we may have an interview with him coming soon.                          |
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  (--)  |   --  notice my new gear.  a crown and a septur.  'cuz baby
\\/||\//|       now i'm the king!  lach on to 'diz s0upr du0d, b4
  |vv|  |       your just another number lay-deez.  my cock awaits.
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 | article by: j0hnie t dr4w (acting editor)                                |
 | title: m0re upd4tez                                                      |
 | contents:                                                                |
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 | as gnu editr i reqwezt all sex.  but who cares, about that, i got a      |
 | MINDCRIME UPDATE. a member of blade productions who for purposes of      |
 | anomonity we'll call DICKHEAD let us in on the fact that our beloved,    |
 | MINDCRIME, was vacationing on the island of fuji.  after several checks  |
 | with "archie" (see between your ass crack, chapter titled "asshole")     |
 | and through lynx to http://www.yahoo.com searching for both MINDCRIME &  |
 | fuji, i determined it was not an island but a mountain.  and that some-  |
 | how we had been driven to an ill direction.  of course no one will       |
 | notice for several more issues but it as i, who made it look as tho, our |
 | god, MINDCRIME, was leaving 'zines for doodle at all.  not him! alas,    |
 | the staff here is too dumb to realize, present company not excluded.     |
 | however, lets move on.  our good friend altwon fifteefyve was arrested   |
 | by the FBI for having transfered illegal data from one system to another.|
 | better known as kiddie-bestaility-sodomy-porn.  he still was making sense|
 | for me.  oh well.  maybe they're keyboards are broken.  anyway.  this    |
 | issue is illing severely.  -- we need windows! -- where is our savior?   |
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