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        What the hell book is this that we're reading?  It sounds like it
 was written by one of those goddamned illiterate immigrants.  This thing
 is a best-seller, is it?  It gets read by thousands of kids in school?
 Fucking horrible!  Disgusting!

        Now, I don't mean to sound preachy, but I've always said, "Speak
 American or get the hell out!"  Really, why do we support people like
 this, who can barely speak our language, while our own kids struggle
 through a decaying school system, only to find that when they get into
 the _real_ world, all the jobs are taken by goddamned Mexican dope fiends?
 One crazy coked-up Mexican like this William Shakespeare guy decides to
 go on a drug binge and write a play or two, and our fucking P.C.
 intellectual culture goes crazy over him!  Meanwhile, nice white,
 American-born English majors graduate every year and the world gives them
 the shaft.  "Sorry, kid, we only publish lesbian Mexican former
 child-abuse victims who smoke crack.  Our company tries to stay _on top_
 of the culture.  We're looking for workers in our maintenance department,
 though!"

        The American Empire is the greatest empire in the history of the
 world.  You know why?  Because it was founded _by_ and _for_ God-fearing,
 Protestant, Anglo-Saxon men.  The land should belong to their posterity,
 but does it?  No.  It belongs to fucking freaks with brown skin who
 molest their posterity's children and sell them drugs.  Fucking pathetic.
 God, I'm only asking you because I love this land that you made for me so
 much: please, God, wipe these fucking parasites off of our planet.  I
 thank you for sending us the gay plague, but, I'm asking you, finish the
 job.  There are still good people living on your great planet Earth, and
 they are suffering.  We have faith that you will save us, Lord.

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 !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!    HOE #487, WRITTEN BY: KREID - 2/10/99 !!
