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 #zines faq
 by, mogel (with eleet mods by orestes)

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        first off, don't go on irc.  it's a disease of the pathetic.  it's
 intention of a place to pass bored time goofing around has been extended way
 past the normal - & its a literal LIFE for many modem warrior 'puter
 geeksters & socially 'tarded idiots.
 
        to note, #zines _is_ the hippest irc channel with the most
 personality, & its still annoying & pathetic.  if you've spent one hour on
 #zines, you've already had 98% of the experience.

        #zines was originally started by jamesy, bF, mogel, DisordeR, spiff,
 edi, morph, & pip in a fit of boredom.  it's focus (thanks to all of us
 being totally self-centered) is upon the relatively 'underground' e'zine
 scene, however we're open to all publications that fall under the definition
 of 'zines.  #zines is also a place where one can on VERY rare occassion
 discuss 'zines with their writers.  you can also pick up new releases on the
 channel.

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        the general rules on #zines :
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  1. don't ask when the new dto is coming out.
  2. don't give morph an account.
  3. you don't have to be annoying to get attention.
  4. don't take a kick seriously, jackass.
  5. your npa is your passport.  908 people are eleet. 
  6. people to constantly invite to #zines :
        emmanuel, jasonf, erikb, sna, gweeds, y, sratte, veggie
  7. don't op metalchic.
  8. DON'T ask me to write for your 'zine. 
  9. don't tell people if you're suicidal.
 10. 95% of #zines girlies want to have sex with mogel.
 11. seriously, don't ask for the latest dto.
 12. make fun of loOpy/r3ptile, for he is the epidome of the modem
        warrior / #ansi geekster.
 13. don't ask teletype for a prism.net account.
 14. the "i phear mogel" joke is dead.
 15. don't make fun of mercuri.  he's sensitive.
 16. hal08 is a homosexual.
 17. about 75% of #zines is all groupies that never write.
 18. gasp sux, hoe roolz!@
 19. tut is a bot.
 20. dem0nseed elite (see cDc #200) is very real.

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        a standard log on #zines :
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 <sed> i'm bored.
 <mogel> du0d write f0r dto!)#)!#(!#!!@#  s0meone please!@##@($#(!
 <gnn> heh heh
 *** m0rph^_ is now known as r3db0x911 
 <r3db0x911> orestes give me warez
 <kojak> am i lagged?
 <ratZie> FUCK.  brb. 
 <ores> hey morph i just left an eleet message on your vmb
 <r3db0x911> k00l
 <fatslayer> i have 20 megs of #coders logs.
 <fatslayer> i have 10 megs of ores logs.
 *** metalchic (cerkitgotthis@generic.chatboard.com) has joined #zines
 <metalchic> hey gyuz .. hwo aer yu ?
 <cerkit> hi melissa
 <belial> hey, metalchic.  your shoe is untied.
 <ores> metalcunt: shut your fucking lips.
 <metalchic> ores fuck you.
 *** ores is now known as MetalCunt
 <MetalCunt> hmm
 *** MetalCunt is now known as ores
 <cerkit> fuq yew!@  y0e, show sum mannerz for dah ladiez, y0e!@
 <aptoh^> women suck.
 <spiff_> i am NOT k-spiff, damnit.
 <ratZie> SHIT.  brb. 
 *** r3db0x911 is now known as k0d3zl4yr 
 <jezebel> mogel is so sweet =)
 <kkrazy> ops!
 *** kkrazy has been kicked off #zines by shadowtao (dcc me saten)
 <ores> you people are so fucking annoying.  go away.
 <creed> i lub you ores. 
 <kojak> i think i'm lagged.
 <mercuri> my favorite 'zine was gasp.
 <notpip> THANKS MERCURI.  YOU KNOW, I'VE FOUND THE QUAINTEST LITTLE RED
          PILLZ THAT GO JUST GREAT WITh TEA.  THEY MAKE YOUR EYES SWELL UP
          AND EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY COOL.  Y0U KN0W?
 <socs> i can't wait to write for dto.
 <bF> hey socs, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 *Jezebel* i love you mogel =) 
 <Gaurdian> 'zines, you say, mercuri?  check out http://www.prism.net/zineworld/
 <JoltCola> i've got a boner with your name on it.
 <mercuri> mogel let's talk more about ramen.
 *** k0d3zl4yr is now known as mr_warez
 <teletype> what the fuck is all this shit?
 <mogel> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FFEJ AND A PILE OF SHIT?
 <mogel> FFEJ HAS MORE FLIES!#%#$$@#$
 <socs> piss #2 coming tomorrow!@
 *ores* hey dude.
 <bF> socs; seriously, fuck-stick.  shut the hell up, assface.
 *ores* you talked wif your chix yet?
 <skooter> im weazin' warez..... 
 *engine* i'm feeling cold and lonely tonight. 
 <kojak> argh.  lag sucks.
 <hal08> GOD I HATE IRC!!  WHY AM I HERE?! 
 *** gweeds (sanchez@ripco.com) has joined channel #zines
 <gweeds> fags.  gimme ops.
 *** gweeds has left #zines
 <shadowtao> um.  why is creed messaging me to lick him over & over again? 
 <ratZie> FUCK.  brb.
 <mercuri> i made a stinky.
 <murmur> some girl on #pixies is sending me naked pictures of her cat.
 <whoops> too bad she's not sending you pictures of her gerbil.
 <bF> whoops, i've got my hand on your butt.
 <base> dto == sex.
 <ores> i hate all you motherfuckers.
 <Nyar> blow me where the pampers is!
 <hooch> y0lk #109, coming tonight!  i take a shit & tell you all about it!@ 
 *tpp* VaS has 300 members.  we're going to kick everyone's ass at h0h0con.
       cDc stole our ideas. 
 <mogel> man, i really need a girlie.
 <mr_warez> konf me, doodz!
 <fS> hey, did dto #34 come out yet?   where's the latest dto?
 <creep> you guys suck!  i'm going to kill myself!

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        the most frequently asked UNanswered questions on #zines :
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 <GothTits> who invited me??????
 <^LuCiFeR^> has anyone heard of cdc?
 <xenix> is hal08 gay?
 <loOpy> does anyone read dogma?
 <ores> metalcunt, why do you even bother to join?
 <spear> anyone here?
 <edi> the only good zine i read is playboy
 <wizmaster> anyone seen mogel?
 <spl> can i be the dto oz hq?
 <evilive> hehehehehehe dude i got so fucked up the other day ehehehe
 <darksky> are you guys hackers?
 <x> does anyone have the latest version of a utility called satan?
 <juliet> what should i write about?
 <_TRiP_> y r u all fucking w/ #acid??
 <creep> do you realize i'm going to kill myself?!@
 <sk8r_chik> HELLO?!??!?!?

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