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        seriously.

        what the hell is the plural for all the egyptian god names?

        horus?  would that be hori?  they're's FUNGI.  I want my fucking
 HORI.  I want my ANUBI, too.

        i contemplated this for quite a while before I took action.  the
 webster's dictionary lists the plural as 'anubises'.

        anubises my fucking ass.

        (maybe at this point, i should have just shut the fuck up and
 let it go, but that wouldn't be a very good e'zine article, and it
 wouldn't be very much fun, either.  i decided to take action and call
 the company that publishes webster's dictionary.)

  me: uh. your dictionary says the plural of anubis is anubises.  that's 
      fucking wrong.
 guy: uhm, what?
  me: your stupid fucking dictionary.  it incorrectly lists the plural 
      of 'anubis' as 'anubises.'  (going out of my way to curse.)
 guy: i doubt it, sir.
  me: you stupid fascist ansi-artist.  listen to me.  change the 
      dictionary.
 guy: <hangs up>

        i pondered this for a minute, before I yet again decided to take
 _action_.  man, i'm so witty.  i take action so much.  you should
 probably see me as a role model.   yeah.
  
        i marched right into irc, and headed for #egypt.  to make a long
 story short, i got banned after a long string of questions regarding
 anubis.

        stupid fucking anubis.

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