
                                ###     ###
                                 ###   ###
                      ###   ####  ### ###  ###   ####
                      ###    ###   #####   ###    ###
                      ###    ###    ###    ###    ###
                      ###    ###   #####   ###    ###
                      ##########  ### ###  ##########
                                 ###   ###
                                ###     ###

                         Underground eXperts United

                                 Presents...

         ####### ## ##      #######     # #   ##   ## ####### #######
         ##      ## ##      ##         #####  ##   ## ##   ## ##   ##
         ####    ## ##      ####        # #   ####### ####### #######
         ##      ## ##      ##         #####       ##      ## ##   ##
         ##      ## ####### #######     # #        ## ####### #######

         [  uXu Index #33 - 21-Mar-99  ]          [  By Bravemoore  ]


    ____________________________________________________________________
    ____________________________________________________________________


*   The intro. "Quotes are good -
*               when you run out of interesting things to say."
*
*   I am currently training my two sons to become politicians. I want
*   them to be successful, well known (maybe even famous) and of course,
*   rich. I began early to teach them that they can get away with
*   anything, as long as they got an excuse. We have training camps
*   where the art of lying are taught and exercised. Then we also have
*   fraud-&-scam, overthrowing-foreign-democracies and hiding-treasures-
*   where-nobody-can-touch-it camps. They have greatly improved their
*   scores in all these areas, and I am so proud! I will get back to
*   you all on this subject when I own an island or two in the Pacific.
*   Long live the free world!
*
*   Three long months, but here we are again. Besides from the content,
*   we have not changed much. We are still bringing you mind fodder,
*   to keep you fit for intellectual challenges, and sensitive for
*   true work of art.
*
*   We bring you fiction, poetry and more in this release. Written
*   purely for your reading enjoyment by seven newcomers: Jay DeKalb,
*   Mobys Dick, BJ Moore, Cindy, Kevin James Miller, Sweety Boop, Nadene
*   Wiggins and Absolute Zero. Then of course we got our uXu veteran
*   The GNN, along with Dr Robert James Berry and Max West giving you
*   their latest works.
*
*   Enjoy.
*
*   Visit http://uXu.org today.
*
*                                         Greetings from Scandinavia,
*                                            Bravemoore, uXu Editor
*   (anything)                                  mailto:editor@uxu.org



                             Current uXu Writers
          .. Members and writers thru the latest three releases ..
   
   Name                  Specialities                        Status
   -----------------------------------------------------------------------
   Bravemoore         -  Fiction, Manuals, Humor           - Member/Editor
   The GNN            -  Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction       - Member
   The Chief          -  Fiction, News, Lyrics, Facts      - Member
   Knyttet            -  Thoughts from the inner mind      - Member
   Joseph             -  Constructive information          - Member
   Speed Devil Show   -  Contemporary and history studies  - Contributor
   Max West           -  Detailed reality                  - Contributor
   Rich Logsdon       -  Creatures not worth messing with  - Contributor
   drazQ              -  Hacking in theory                 - Contributor
   Lamont Prell       -  Visual love                       - Contributor
   Janet Buck         -  Mind twisting poetry              - Contributor
   Noel Ace           -  Night relations                   - Contributor
   Robert James Berry -  Stimulator of emotions            - Contributor
   Marie Kazalia      -  Poetry to be carefully digested   - Contributor
   Hedge              -  Fiction and truths, once again    - Contributor
   Bob Slack          -  Personal insights                 - Contributor
   Ahila              -  Stimulator of emotions II         - Contributor
   M. James Dinniman  -  Observing the American dream      - Contributor
   Michael Berman     -  Sarcastic fantasy                 - Contributor
   Blackfire          -  The fates of mankind              - Contributor
   Pam Sanders        -  Poetry - for you                  - Contributor
   Pedanten           -  Traditional Swedish SF            - Contributor
*  Jay DeKalb         -  Poetry for late night depressions - Contributor
*  Mobys Dick         -  Fiction for the fictionless       - Contributor
*  BJ Moore           -  Commuter poetry                   - Contributor
*  Cindy              -  Poetry of times past              - Contributor
*  Kevin James Miller -  Creator of real tiny t-files      - Contributor
*  Sweety Boop        -  Teller of Swedish tales           - Contributor
*  Absolute Zero      -  Tearing apart who you once were   - Contributor
*  Nadene Wiggins     -  Fearful poetry                    - Contributor
   -----------------------------------------------------------------------


                        uXu Lifetime Honorary Members

    Name                 For...
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Ikonoklast           Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia
    Leon Felkins         His great and serious essays for serious people
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------


  __________________________________________________________________________

*        I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 483 - 498   [21 March 1999]

   For the complete list of uXu files, check out our web or FTP sites, or
   send a mail to index@uxu.org or longindex@uxu.org

   No    Title                                        Author            Size
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
* [483]  Twist                                        The GNN             5k
* [484]  Of Fear                                      Nadene Wiggins      2k
* [485]  The Anatomy Of Hate (Revised)                The GNN             5k
* [486]  Riding The 5:15                              BJ Moore            3k
* [487]  A Dish Served Very Cold                      Kevin J Miller      2k
* [488]  Eight poems                                  Robert J Berry      9k
* [489]  A Conspiracy Of One                          Kevin J Miller      2k
* [490]  Mendoza's Jelly Problems                     Max West           22k
* [491]  The Machinery of Desire                      The GNN             7k
* [492]  Smoke                                        Mobys Dick         11k
* [493]  States Of Confusion: Reply To Critics        The GNN             7k
* [494]  The Lost Bar Fight                           Jay DeKalb          2k
* [495]  Zula Betula                                  Cindy               4k
* [496]  True Robot                                   The GNN             3k
* [497]  Nothing Comes From Nothing                   Absolute Zero       4k
* [498]  uXu Index #33                                Bravemoore         15k
  __________________________________________________________________________


*         I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 48 - 51   [21 March 1999]

*  F|r en lista p} svenska uXu-filer, skicka e-post till index@uxu.org

   Nr   Titel                                          Skribent     Storlek
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------
* [48] Kul med poliser                                 Speed Devil Show  ?k
* [49] Refuserad reklam                                Pierce P Paul     ?k
* [50] Daggk}pa                                        Sweety Boop       ?k
* [51] S.H.A. - ytterligare utdrag ur kommande bok     Jan Svensson      ?k
  -------------------------------------------------------------------------


*                           uXu - Description Index
                               Standard Releases

     ^
    / \
   /   \
  /\   /\
 /  \ /  \  Underground eXperts United
<   uXu   > Release Update #33
 \  / \  /  Mar 21, 1999
  \/   \/
   \   /
    \ /
     v

December  March  December  March  December  March  Releases 1999:

483: "Twist" by The GNN.  Classic science-fiction is usually about one out
of three things: time-travelling, space encounters or teleporters. This is
not a classic piece of sci-fi (as it was written 1999), but it is about
time... hey, haven't we used this long description before? Oops! We have!
Right - what this text is about cannot be described, it must be read.

484: "Of fear" by Nadene Wiggins.  Some fear roses, some fear violets.
Some poems rhyme, but this does not. Make yourself ready to dive down
and explore fear as it is presented in this short poem. Recommended even
for the faint of heart.

485: "The Anatomy Of Hate (Revised)" by The GNN.  People love, people
hate - and people change! This is the second version of a text that was
originally written seven years ago. If you want to know if the author has
changed, contrast the two texts. Surprised?

486: "Riding The 5:15" by BJ Moore.  Taking a bus ride can change your
life, but it can also change the lives of other people. And you need not
even be aware of it. Believe it or not. This is a piece of poetry that
examines that possibility.

487: "A Dish Served Very Cold" by Kevin James Miller.  Welcome to a tale
that is really, really, really, really tiny! (Less than sixty words, in
fact). It is about a dish served very cold. Much more cannot be said, or
this long description will be longer than the file...

488: "Eight Poems" by Robert James Berry.  Our man from the Far East
is back again, tickling our emotional senses with aesthetic values and
professionalism. Mr. Berry knows how to write poetry. If you do not like
this - there is something seriously wrong with you.

489: "A Conspiracy Of One" by Kevin James Miller.  Yep, here's another
really, really, really, tiny tale. This one is about a conspiracy of one,
as the title reveals. Kevin James Miller manages in fifty-five words to
capture what the writers of The X-Files needs sixty minutes and a load of
bullshit to miss.

490: "Mendoza's Jelly Problems" by Max West.  Mendoza is on a mission, a
bizarre one indeed. To do what he gotta do (the 'ard 'n cool man he is),
he speeds down the highway in his car - which runs on hard drugs. Enough
said. "Max West... is an acute and stylish writer, in fact the only one
who deserves to be called 'writer' this century." (uXu)

491: "The Machinery of Desire" by The GNN.  Would you give up your real
life in favor of a faked one? Oh, no? But what if your real life is a
total misery, and a faked life would be extremely cheerful? Say what? You
still wouldn't choose it? This text is about a guy who is given the
opportunity of entering a machine which will give him such a life. What
will he do?

492: "Smoke" by Mobys Dick.  Life is often said to be a gift, but if one
got the chance of inspecting the present before one received it, I am not
sure one would accept it (Schopenhauer said this). Because life is filled
with so many complicated relations, and the be or not to be of love is
always a cause of anxiety, as this text is about - to a certain extent.

493: "States Of Confusion: Reply To Critics" by The GNN.  Oh dear, GNN
must always to prove himself right, no matter which absurd theories he comes
up with. Do you honestly believe that doing drugs on a regular basis can be
equally good as delightful family life? Or that they could be equally bad,
in relation to "the good life." What the writer of this text believes is
as usual hopelessly obscure.

494: "The Lost Bar Fight" by Jay DeKalb.  Disclaimer: none of the writers
of the uXu have ever lost a bar fight. So do please don't push us. Oh,
sorry, we almost forgot: this is a piece of poetry, worth learning by heart.
   drip   drip   suspending

495: "Zula Betula" by Cindy.  A poem a day keeps the doctor away! Medical
research at Bristol University indicates that poetry reading is as good a
cure for depression as pills. (No, we are not making this up.) Initiate
your new happy life with this file.

496: "True Robot" by The GNN.  Beware! There is a new computer virus
around! And it is mean! Oh, don't worry! Your six gigabyte HD crammed
with porn is not in danger. Nevertheless, keep your hands away from two
specific keys on the keyboard...

497: "Nothing Comes From Nothing" by Absolute Zero.  So you think you
can change the world. Ha! Think again. Stop saving those trees. Start
your graduation in the class of ignorance. Here is an introduction
for you beginners out there.

498: "uXu Index #33" by Bravemoore.  The latest English and Swedish
files are mentioned here, as well as an update on where you can get
the complete works of the uXu. Read the index. Read the index. You
are now in my control.

           [#498 also includes an index of the latest uXu-S series]


--------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Call our Fine Distribution Sites: [At Point Blank 'til Release #34]

   Name                     Number           Speed  Country    SysOp

  +Ripco ][                 [773]-528-5020   [14.4] US         Dr. Ripco
   KastlerocK               [724]-527-3749   [28.8] US         Jamie Kowinsky
  +The Young Gods           [+351]-1XX-XXXXX [33.6] Portugal   bOOMERANG
*  IIRG                     pfte.iirg.org    [   -] US         Black IC

                    + = Headquarters for this country


   Changes to the Distribution Site list since last time and extra info:
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------
*  Removed: tHE MiCROLiNKS WHQ, Unphamiliar Territory
   IIRG: Telnet.

   ------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              The uXu Connection
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------

   E-Mail       -  bm@uxu.org                     (Bravemoore, Editor)
                -  chief@uxu.org                  (The Chief)
                -  gnn@uxu.org                    (The GNN)
                -  joseph@uxu.org                 (Joseph)
                -  hedge@uxu.org                  (Hedge)
                -  knyttet@uxu.org                (Knyttet)

   FTP Sites    -  ftp.lysator.liu.se             /pub/texts/uxu
                -  ftp.etext.org                  /pub/Zines/UXU

   Main Website -  www.uxu.org

   Subscribing  -  subscribe@uxu.org              (The Distribution list)
                -  notify@uxu.org                 (The Notification list)

   Back Issues  -  backissues@uxu.org             (Requesting back issues)
                   Note: Specify file numbers in the subject line and/or
                         in the message body.

   Submissions  -  submission@uxu.org

   IRC Channel  -  EFnet / #uxu (now and then)


   ------------------------------------------------------------------------
                   Underground eXperts United Copyright Notice
   ------------------------------------------------------------------------
   The files spread by the uXu are copyrighted by the author, however
   spreading is allowed as long as the few following rules are followed:

   - No commercial spreading whatsoever. This includes so-called shareware
     CD-ROMs and other kinds of digital bundling.

   - Filenames are in the format  UXU-nnn.TXT  where nnn is the valid number
     of that file. You may re-archive it, but keep the UXU-nnn.aaa format
     (where aaa is the archive-extension, e.g. ARJ, ZIP, LZH etc.)

   - You are NOT allowed to add, subtract or in any way change the texts.

   Please note that neither the uXu nor the authors take any responsibility
   for the information contained in the files nor for any psychological or
   physical damage or injuries caused by use or misuse of the contents of
   the files.

   If anything is unclear or if you want to get more material from the uXu,
   please write directly to the editor: editor@uxu.org
   ________________________________________________________________________
   ________________________________________________________________________
