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              [ Mind Warp  -  Volume #3, Issue #13, File #054 ]
                      [ "Mind Warp! Index #4" by Raven ]
                      
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                             Mind Warp! Index #4
                                   [raven]
                            January - April  1995

        Welp, here it is, volume #03, our fourth one.  It's been a while, I
know.  I put together a WWW homepage for the zine, so check it out (address
is farther down).  What's most excited me since the last volume, is when I
read the latest uXu release, and I saw that the GNN had mentioned us at the
end of one of his files (UXU-244.TXT "The New World Order", to be exact).
I was so thrilled, that I ran around the house yelling "I got a UXU mention!
I wanna be The Chief when I grow up!"  Ok, enough brown-nosing...
        Hmm, since January, I've become a major fucking druggie.  Thank you,
thank you, I'm enjoying it (failing school, but I'm fucking enjoying it).
I started smoking up in January, and I was a recreational drug user.  Then,
in like February, I had what was supposed to be an intimate little gathering
with my friends to smoke some reefer, while my parents were in New Orleans
getting drunk.  There were so many people crammed into my little townhouse.
Those INFLUXX peoples had brought this schweet Grafix bong, and it toked
quite nicely.  I was fucked up that whole weekend, and I'm now basically
high 24/7.  That's the main reason why this volume took 4 months to complete,
because I was too busy being stoned and/or building bowls and bongs, to put
it together.  I'm currently out of pot, so I'm working on this.  I do have
some nice brownies to eat after I'm done, tho. :)
        Another thing that has changed since the last volume is my BBS going
down.  Now, I have made Dark Horse's BBS my WHQ. (And he doesn't even know it
yet, I guess he'll find out when (if) he reads this :)  
        Enjoy the zine, I had to like do work on it.  :)

Credits:  
('!' denotes that they wrote for this volume, '*' denotes that they're a new
 writer and have written for this volume (obviously))
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   [!]  Raven            :   Writer / Editor
   [ ]  Catwoman         :   Writer / Editor / Proofreader
   [!]  Mustaine         :   Writer / (wierd) k-rad d00d
   [ ]  Dark Horse       :   Writer (Poet) / Editor
   [ ]  Buckwheat        :   Writer (O-TAY!)
   [ ]  Deker            :   Writer (Poet)
   [ ]  Slartibartfast   :   Writer (whoa)
   [*]  Angst            :   Writer (in blue)
   [*]  Killer Wombat    :   Writer (freak)
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Index:  ( '*' Indicates that the file is new to this Volume )
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Filename       Topic/Title                  Author      Volume Issue  Filesize
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MW!-000.TXT    "Introduction to Mind Warp!" Raven           #0 #0         2.5k
MW!-001.TXT    "Disturbing Thoughts"        Raven           #0 #1         6.9k
MW!-002.TXT    "Untitled Poem"              Mustaine        #0 #2         2.6k
MW!-003.TXT    "School Phun #1"             Raven           #0 #3         7.1k
MW!-004.TXT    "Music Review: #1"           Mustaine        #0 #4         4.9k
MW!-005.TXT    "Technology: The Man.."      Raven           #0 #5         4.1k
MW!-006.TXT    "Music Review: #2"           Mustaine        #0 #6         5.7k
MW!-007.TXT    "Cruelty to Animals"         Raven           #0 #7         4.3k
MW!-008.TXT    "Network Hacking #1/2"       Mustaine        #0 #8        22.0k
MW!-009.TXT    "Network Hacking #2/2"       Mustaine        #0 #9        10.2k
MW!-010.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #1"        Raven           #0 #10        4.7k
MW!-011.TXT    "Phone Death"                Raven           #1 #0         6.7k
MW!-012.TXT    "STUPIDRV.EXE"               Mustaine        #1 #1        13.1k
MW!-013.TXT    "Class Voting"               Raven/Catwoman  #1 #2         2.9k
MW!-014.TXT    "Music Review: #3"           Mustaine        #1 #3         8.7k
MW!-015.TXT    "Misc. Poetry"               Dark Horse      #1 #4         4.8k
MW!-016.TXT    "Editorial"                  Mustaine        #1 #5         4.4k
MW!-017.TXT    "A NEW Crime Bill"           Raven           #1 #6         5.1k
MW!-018.TXT    "Kids...They Suck."          Mustaine        #1 #7         6.2k
MW!-019.TXT    "Untitled Poem"              Dark Horse      #1 #8         2.2k
MW!-020.TXT    "Phun with Snot"             Mustaine        #1 #9         5.4k
MW!-021.TXT    "The World's Suckiest Jobs"  Catwoman/Raven  #1 #10        3.6k
MW!-022.TXT    "Philosophical Wonderings"   Buckwheat       #1 #11        4.5k
MW!-023.TXT    "Lion King Review"           Mustaine        #1 #12        4.5k
MW!-024.TXT    "Summer"                     Buckwheat       #1 #13        2.9k
MW!-025.TXT    "Music Review: #4"           Mustaine        #1 #14        6.6k
MW!-026.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #2"        Raven           #1 #15        7.9k
MW!-027.TXT    "The BLOND Virus"            Mustaine        #2 #0         4.0k
MW!-028.TXT    "Lighter Tricks"             Raven           #2 #1         5.3k
MW!-029.TXT    "Driving Grievances"         Slartibartfast  #2 #2         2.9k
MW!-030.TXT    "Untitled Poem"              Deker           #2 #3         2.8k
MW!-031.TXT    "Letter to Bozak"            Mustaine        #2 #4         3.3k
MW!-032.TXT    "Race"                       Slartibartfast  #2 #5         3.4k
MW!-033.TXT    "Wild Walk"                  >Anonymous<     #2 #6         4.8k
MW!-034.TXT    "School Phun #2"             Raven           #2 #7         6.4k
MW!-035.TXT    "The DAVE Continuum"         Slartibartfast  #2 #8         3.3k
MW!-036.TXT    "Misc. Poetry"               Mustaine        #2 #9         4.5k
MW!-037.TXT    "Labels Galore"              Raven           #2 #10        4.3k
MW!-038.TXT    "Untitled Poem (#2)"         Deker           #2 #11        1.9k
MW!-039.TXT    "What happened to Musty?!"   Mustaine        #2 #12        3.4k
MW!-040.TXT    "Mind Warp! Index #3"        Raven           #2 #13       10.0k
MW!-041.TXT  * "Music Review: #5"           Mustaine        #3 #0         6.9k
MW!-042.TXT  * "wop wop"                    Angst           #3 #1         5.8k
MW!-043.TXT  * "Musty's College Thang"      Mustaine        #3 #2        12.0k
MW!-044.TXT  * "Rock the Cradle"            Mustaine        #3 #3         2.5k
MW!-045.TXT  * "Stereograms"                Raven           #3 #4         3.7k
MW!-046.TXT  * "The Mustaine Continuum"     Mustaine        #3 #5         4.5k
MW!-047.TXT  * "..End of the World.."       Killer Wombat   #3 #6         5.6k
MW!-048.TXT  * "Music Review: #6"           Mustaine        #3 #7         5.9k
MW!-049.TXT  * "Musty Flames People #1"     Mustaine        #3 #8         7.7k
MW!-050.TXT  * "X-Men (Poem)"               Angst           #3 #9         1.9k
MW!-051.TXT  * "Roomates"                   Mustaine        #3 #10        4.3k
MW!-052.TXT  * "Top Ten Lists"              Mustaine        #3 #11        3.7k
MW!-053.TXT  * "Friends"                    Mustaine        #3 #12        6.2k
MW!-054.TXT  * "Mind Warp! Index #4"        Raven           #3 #13       12.6k
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Submitting a File:
        Please feel free to submit anything you can.  We are always greatful
for your work, and we publish most anything! <g>  Send your files to one
of the addresses below, or call one of the BBSs below, and upload it there.

        The following is the Mind Warp! PGP key.  It isn't required that you
encrypt your mail or your submissions, but it would be greatly appreciated if
you would encrypt all submissions, and if possible encrypt any other mail,
even if it's not an important piece of mail, it's still nice to show support
for public encryption (Die, Clipper Chip, DIE!).

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Mind Warp! FTP/GOPHER/WWW Sites!:        
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    FTP     :       etext.archive.umich.edu        /pub/Zines/Mindwarp
    Gopher  :       //locust.cic.net/11/Zines/Mindwarp
                    //etext.archive.umich.edu/11/Zines/Mindwarp
    WWW     :       http://www.wam.umd.edu/~johahn
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Mind Warp! Funky Fresh Distro. BBSs:
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Name                            Number/Baud                 SysOp
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Omniverse                       301-718-0225 14.4k          Dark Horse
Hell's Kitchen                  301-989-8510 14.4k          Hell Raiser
Recluse (12am-6am EST)          301-314-1505 14.4k          Mustaine
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Please!  We need more bbs's (especially out of the 301 area code!)!  Send
mail to one of the listed addresses if you would like to be one, there aren't
any strange requirements, except that you run a BBS.


Mind Warp! E-mail Addresses:
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johahn@wam.umd.edu          (raven)
mustaine@wam.umd.edu        (Mustaine)
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(To other Mind Warp! Contributers, just yell if you want your address up
 there, and be sure to tell me what it is. :)


Also check out these fine electronic zines (Obligatory Plugs :) :
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Name                                         Editor
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Underground eXperts United (uXu)         -   The Chief
Helter Skelter (Digital Version)         -   Dark Horse
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(Both available at etext.archive.umich.edu)

        Please send all of your Mustaine Hate Mail to either address as well.
We know you want to send it.  Hate mail will be sent to him, and it will be 
published (with a reply) in a future issue. :)

        Distribution info:  Please, distribute these all you want, but just
keep the files in format of MW!-XXX.TXT where XXX is a the file number that
is already on there.  Also, if the file is archived, please keep it in the
same format, except for the .TXT extension which should be replaced by the 
default extension of the archiving program (ex. ZIP,ARC,ZOO,ARJ,LZH, etc..).
And the other format of distribution (and probably now the MAIN format) is 
in the form of MW!-VXX.AAA, where XX is the volume number, and AAA is the
default archive extension.  This method will contain all of the issues of one
volume in a single archive.
** New!  Another format of distribution is the MWy-XXX.TXT, where y is the 
volume number and XXX is the file number.  Mustaine had to start this format
for the FTP site, because UNIX doesn't allow the '!' character in filenames.
Thanks.

- Raven

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            Call Omniverse, the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 718-0225
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