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Ú  Ú Ú  Ú Ú  Ú Û  Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1         Û
ÚÚÚÚ Ú  Ú Ú  Ú Û  Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993.                 Û
Ú    Ú  Ú Ú  Ú Û  PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! Û
Ú    ÚÚÚÚ ÚÚÚ  Û  For help and actual info, look elsewhere.            Û
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Û°°    "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and"         ° Û
Û°     "my llama."                               -The Bee-Gee's        Û
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Û þ Mail                                                               Û
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Û      Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the    Û
Û   fun.                                                               Û
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Û   Digital Saint #1 @2506                                             Û
Û   Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993                                           Û
Û        ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not           Û
Û   attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling     Û
Û   lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out.  Û
Û   Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been        Û
Û   released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have       Û
Û   explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants!    Û
Û   Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could     Û
Û   have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was      Û
Û   mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over     Û
Û   the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this        Û
Û   IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU     Û
Û   are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange    Û
Û   Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground...        Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û                                                     digital saint    Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û      ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out   Û
Û   of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they  Û
Û   stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote    Û
Û   that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not   Û
Û   granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did Û
Û   I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your      Û
Û   choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, Û
Û   why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in    Û
Û   rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the  Û
Û   world.                                                             Û
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Û   46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation...                       Û
Û   Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506                                       Û
Û   Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993                                     Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û   RE: oh how ridiculous                                              Û
Û   BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506                              Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û        Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to      Û
Û   get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and      Û
Û   truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by            Û
Û   Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him  off     Û
Û   like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really       Û
Û   and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs.            Û
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Û                                                   digital saint      Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û      Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER      Û
Û   actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers...                           Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û þ Why PUD is the greatest.                                           Û
Û                                                                      Û						   
Û      Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have Û
Û   you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course Û
Û   this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist    Û
Û   but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other Û
Û   really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to     Û
Û   another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no   Û
Û   not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention Û
Û   because I said so?                                                 Û
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Û þ The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary.                             Û
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Û   By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR                                       Û
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Û      Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell     Û
Û   that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I     Û
Û   understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement Û
Û   my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this  Û
Û   article better for all.                                            Û
Û      The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not Û
Û   not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning  Û
Û   on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are Û
Û   going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself     Û
Û   have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know   Û
Û   it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers.    Û
Û      The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or Û
Û   two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the Û
Û   store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your Û
Û   weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing    Û
Û   time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP  Û
Û   feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at      Û
Û   least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep   Û
Û   it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store.   Û
Û   If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer Û
Û   ya lameR?                                                          Û
Û      The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep-   Û
Û   ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some   Û
Û   serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that  Û
Û   they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and   Û
Û   uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer.   Û
Û   Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough.         Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û þ Divinity.                                                          Û
Û                                                                      Û
Û      No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible   Û
Û   talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine.    Û
Û   Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike   Û
Û   for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's   Û
Û   right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No.   Û
Û   For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the   Û
Û   best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all    Û
Û   times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple.    Û
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Û þ Editorial.                                                         Û
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Û      "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it.   Û
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Û          [Mooga, the Whale]                                          Û
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Û þ Love.                                                              Û
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Û      Have you hugged yourself today?                                 Û
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Û þ Mail!                                                              Û
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Û      Send your mail to:                                              Û
Û      Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14                         Û
Û      NO COURiER              WWIVNET 2506@36                         Û
Û      fReD tHe HiTmAn         Any LaMeR board.                        Û
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Û End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!"    Û
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