=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
=   F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.   =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

                                  FUCK YOU
                                  --------

       Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,
"fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective
(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date
with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's
also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "fuck". 

       Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
to describe many situations:

  1. Greetings           "How the fuck are ya?"
  2. Fraud               "I got fucked by the car dealer."
  3. Resignation         "Oh, fuck it!"
  4. Trouble             "I guess I'm fucked now."
  5. Aggression          "FUCK YOU!"
  6. Disgust             "Fuck me."
  7. Confusion           "What the fuck.......?"
  8. Difficulty          "I don't understand this fucking business!"
  9. Despair             "Fucked again..."
  10. Pleasure           "I fucking couldn't be happier."
  11. Displeasure        "What the fuck is going on here?"
  12. Lost               "Where the fuck are we."
  13. Disbelief          "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
  14. Retaliation        "Up your fucking ass!"
  15. Denial             "I didn't fucking do it."
  16. Perplexity         "I know fuck all about it."
  17. Apathy             "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
  18. Greetings          "How the fuck are ya?"
  19. Suspicion          "Who the fuck are you?"
  20. Panic              "Let's get the fuck out of here."
  21. Directions         "Fuck off."
  22. Disbelief          "How the fuck did you do that?"


  It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
  It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
  It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
  It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
  It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

  It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

     "What the fuck was that?"                         Mayor of Hiroshima
     "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"  General Custer
     "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"   Captain of the Titanic
     "Thats not a real fucking gun."                   John Lennon
     "Who's gonna fucking find out?"                   Richard Nixon
     "Heads are going to fucking roll."                Anne Boleyn
     "Let the fucking woman drive."                    Commander of Space
                                                       Shuttle "Challenger"
     "What fucking map?"                               Mark Thatcher
     "Any fucking idiot could understand that."        Albert Einstein
     "It does so fucking look like her!"               Picasso
     "How the fuck did you work that out?"             Pythagoras
     "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"           Michaelangelo
     "Fuck a duck."                                    Walt Disney
     "Why?- Because its fucking there!"                Edmund Hilary
     "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"         Joan of Arc
     "Scattered fucking showers my ass."               Noah

     "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
                                                       John F. Kennedy


-author unknown

=-=

(this is being passed via mail lists and was submitted to me by Deadkat)

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc...   =
= Internet : jericho@netcom.com                      (Mail is welcomed)   =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
=                  gote land            +27.31.441115                     =
=                  Arrested Development +31.77.3547477                    =
=                  Global Chaos         +61.2.681.2837                    =
= Chemical Persuasion  203.324.0894    Undrgrnd Indust/Inc. 207.490.2158  =
= Damnation            212.861.0580    that stupid place    215.985.0462  =
= Hacker's Haven       303.343.4053    PheedbacK            303.782.0893  =
= E.L.F.        (NUP)  314.272.3426    Misery               318.625.4532  =
= Dungeon Sys. Inc.    410.263.2258    Psykodelik Images    407.834.4576  =
= Paradise Lost        414.476.3181    Black SunShine       513.891.3465  =
= underworld_1995.com  514.683.1894    Digital Fallout      516.378.6640  =
= PSYCHOSiS            613.836.7211    Bad Trip             615.870.8805  =
= Plan 9               716.881.3663    suicidal chaos       718.592.1083  =
= Damaged              801.944.7353    The Death Star Bar   805.872.3151  =
= Purple Hell          806.791.0747    Atrocity Exhibition  905.796.3385  =
= Phoenix Modernz      908.830.8265    The Keg              914.234.9674  =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
= Files through Anon FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK           =
=                         FTP.PRISM.NET - /pub/users/mercuri/zines/fuck   =
=                         FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck          =
=                         FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK        =
=                         ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK       =
=                         FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM - /users/rage/zines/fuck    =
= Files through WWW: http://command.com.inter.net  (DisordeR's User Page) =
=                    ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html     =
=                    http://www.prism.net/zineworld/fuck/                 =
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
