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 1| THEFALL | SB| The Fall - A Poem about Gumby's gruesome End
 2| RAD-MAN | AA| Radiation Man - A Tale of Nuclear Woe in Hicksville
 3| BAGEL1  | AA| Bagel Man - Bagel Man's Inception
 4| WINKYFLX| AA| The Book of Flux - The Bible of the Winky Flux
 5| DISCOFUN| AA| Disco Can Be Fun! - A tale of a k-k00l disco king
 6| EGGPLANT| TE| Eggplantistismistism - The cult of the almighty Eggplant
 7| ERN&BERT| SB| How Ernie and Bert Came to Be - The Awful Truth
 8| IPROSE-1| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 1 - Several Shorts
 9| IPROSE-2| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 2 - Boxer Shorts
10| LSTSOCKS| SB| Where Missing Socks From the Laundry Go - 'Nuff Said
11| IPROSE-3| RT| Irrelevant Prose - Vol. 3 - Dancing with Farmer Brown
12| RABBIT1 | AA| To Shave or not To Shave - A tale of Animal Testing
13| KENNDEDY| SB| It Started with a Hernia - The truth about Kennedy's death
14| CRUELTY | RT| Olfactory Cruelty - A tale of perfidious perfumery
15| SANKHEZ | SB| Fred San-Khez... Vol. 1 & 2 - Captured chats by Fred himself
16| ONLYONE | SB| My Only One - A poem of toxic mutant alien love
17| BEDTIME | SB| A Bedtime Story - A cautionary/culinary tale for kids
18| E-TALES1| SB| Elementary School Tales - Masterworks from 2nd & 3rd grade
19| GOINCRZY| FP| Going Crazy - A poem of growing insanity
20| SAYINGS1| SE| Sayings and Ancient Truths - from Schrodinger's Cat
21| CLOWN2BE| RT| Clown TO BE Evil - A commentary/story of sorts
22| ARTSYCM1| RT| The Artsy, Tortured Poet: Story and Commentary - Sheer art
23| BK-LEM  | TE| The Gospel According to Lem - From the "Book of the Egg"
24| FREECHAN| RT| Free Cable Channels: How & Now - Simplicity itself
25| HLYTOAST| RT| The Holiness of Burnt Toast and the Parallel of the Seasons
26| MONKEYPW| FH| The Monkey's Paw - Fishead's retelling of a timeless classic
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