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   T h e  G R E E N Y  w o r l d  D o m i n a t i o n  T a s k  F o r c e ,
                            I n c o r p o r a t e d
                                   Presents:
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          _____          ____    _|  |__|  |_   888     888  000     000
         //             |    \  |_    __    _|  888     888  000 000 000
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                    "The Significance of 05-25-00" by Kilroy

  ----- GwD:  The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #80 -----
            ----- release date:  01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----

Hell yeah, bizatch -

check it:

05-25-00 wass the perfect day, as mentioned in the last GwD release.  Let's see
why:

05 - (5*5) - 2000
05 - (5*5) - (400*5)
05 - (5*5) - [(500-100)*5]
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*100)-100]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*20))-(5*20)]*5} <-damn, I'm not sure what to do with
					the {[()]} at this level...
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*4)))-(5*(5*4))]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-1))))-(5*(5*(5-1)))]*5}
05 - (5*5) - {[(5*(5*(5*(5-5/5))))]-(5*(5*(5-(5/5))))]*5}

So it's got 15 5's in it, which you may be thinking is pretty damn sneaky,
because, well, 15 = 5 * 3.

But WAIT!  5*3 = 5*(5-2) = 5*[5-(5/5)-(5/5)]

That's another 6 5's , bringing us to 21 5's.  My derivation of the 15 5's
took 9 lines, which is 5+(5-5/5), bringing us to 30 5's.  30 is 5 * 6.  

6 mod 5 is 1.

So, obviously, with mathematical proof, GwD is number 1, because it knows when
to release its hyper-373t3 text philes, dood.

Kickass.  Greeny is a master of numerology, too.

- Kilroy, with way too much free time

[Also, this here file is part of a release on 01-03-01 which, of course, adds
to 5.  Word, G.]

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