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                 <nybar jC and froboy are in the crab car
             going to their faviorate feed-bag place. The gold
               hawk road caffe. And we DON'T live in london!>

                Nybar " I think.. when we get there.. I shall surely
                         feast, on gok."
                   jC " What is this... `GOK' you speak of?"
              Fro-boy " Tis a traditional klingon dish"
                Nybar " Nay, tis a lungfish, think me."
                   jC " Yeahhh.. whatever."

               <they arrive in at the restrauntet.. their quest.. for GOK
                begun. Many people gape and stare at them as they walk in.
                Those people must be getting to know us. They find a
                 suitable seat... andddddddddddd SAT there>

             Fro-boy "I think the waitresses are getting to know us..
                     notice how they keep their distance?"

                     <nybar slyly smiles>

             Fro-boy "Yeah.. I'll bet they're in the back.. rightttt
                       now.. in the kitchen.. having a conference..
                        drawin straws.. to see which of them was going
                         to be unlucky enough to servvveeee us"
             NewbieWaitress "Any drinks you would like?"
              Fro-Boy "I'd like a black and white milkshake.. heavy on
                        the white"
                   jC " Isn't that.. racist?"
               Nybar  " it's racist if he get heavy on the black to"
              Fro-boy " Fine.. give me an equality milkshake.. and I'll
                         drink it in harmony"
                Nybar " Ever notice that.. in ebony and ivory.. the guy is
                          black... and ebony comes first?"
                 jC    " Ahh.. I'll have a strawberry milkshake.. and fries"
                Nybar  " and IIII will have a choclate malt milk-thingie.
                         oh.. and I have a question... what.. is .. gok?"
                  jC   " Why the hell do you have to ask that?!?!"
             <voice of owner of resteraunt> "Don't answer! and.. this isn't
                            how all of the customers are!"
              Newbie<whispering to hereself> " god I hope so"
              Froboy   " It's a traditional klingon dish"
                 Nybar " Wasn't it.. some kinda.. lungfish?"
                   jC  " yeah whatever"
                    <waitress leaves.. kinda pissed>
                  Froboy "Huh.. I bet they fixed it so the new waitress
                             got the job."
                   Nybar <laughs himself stupid>
                      jC "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FRIESSS!!!!!!@#$@#$"
                   Nybar " Have you all seen the scene in pulp fiction
                            where they talk about how no one ever robs
                             resteraunts?"
                       jC " Nope"
                    Nybar " YES YOU HAVE@!@#"
                   Froboy " Yea.. we have"
                    Nybar " Well.. I have an idea.. we could enact the
                             dialoge in that scene loud enough so that
                              everyone could hear.. then we would use
                             water pistols to soak everyone! ahh.. then..
                              we'd drive off reaalllyyy fast in the crab
                               car"
                   Froboy " HHAHAHAHAH@#! No..no.. we would do it in a fire
                            truck!"
                    Nybar " What about in an ambulance?! haahaa.. or in
                             a police car! heehee.
                   Froboy " What does an ambulance have to do with a
                             firetruck?..oh I see.. the sirens"
                    Nybar " Heehee.. A word.. starts with f and ends with k"
                       jC " FIRETRUCK!"
                    Froboy " MUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHq24@#$$!@$"
                     Nybar <stares at a guy across from him>
                    Froboy " Whats so engaging about jC's food?"
                     Nybar " I'm staring at THAT MAN!@#$"
                      <nybar points to the guy he was staring at>
                        jC " ... Why?"
                     Nybar " Hmm.. to freak him out"
                    Froboy " <snicker>"
                             <the waitress comes back with the drinks>
                      Nybar " WOW! I din't think you'd come back!!"
             NewbieWaitress <backs off>
                      Nybar <eats alot of j0ltCola's fries>
                      Nybar " Can I have some fries?"
                         jC <slaps nybar>
                     Froboy " So.. gentleman.. we ready?"
                      Nybar " Yeah"
                      jC <in a loud voice> "Ever notice how no one robs
                                resteraunts?!"
                       Nybar <in a louder voice> " Yeah.. why is this?
                      Froboy <in the loudest voice> " I DUNNO.. BUT IT'S
                                    ABOUT TO CHANGE!"
                      <nybar jumps up on the table and brandishes his
                             water pistol>
                        Nybar " OK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!@! NO ONE MOVE
                                 OR I'LL SQUIRT EVERY FUCKING SINGLE ONE
                                OF YOU!!$@"
                           <cool poupey fiction music plays>

      ======#@$_@#$+!@++!#)!@_#+#@!@)#_+!@)#!+@_#===================
                
                            D O U G H N U T
                          <mewmew and yipyip are riding in a car>
                     Mew " Do you know what they kall.. a dinosaurs
                            ass in a forin country?"
                     Yip " No.. tell me"
                     Mew " A dinazars poopah!"
                     Yip " HA1!! dats elete."
                     Mew " Yeah.. and to you know how they say.. underwear..
                             in a forin county?"
                     Yip " Nope man"
                     Mew " Naga!"
                     Yip " So.. if I said.. you fuckin' dinazar's wet poopah
                            thats stuck up his funky old naga.. it would
                             be offensive?"
                     Mew " Ha.. maybe"
                     Yip " Then I better stop saying it!"
                     Mew " HAHAHA!@#"
                     Mew " So.. where the hell is this donut shop anyway?"
                     Yip " FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DON'T KNOW!!!!"
                     Mew " God.. mr. grumpalicous"
                     Yip " Ah... Loaf O Bread nose"
                     Mew " Hmm.. did you hear about Paul Bolinni?"
                     Yip " No.. what about him?"
                     Mew " Huh.. he gave Shirly a foot massage"
                     Yip " So what?"
                     Mew " Shirly is one of Nybar (the god) 's wives!"
                     Yip " So what happened to our friend Paul?"
                     Mew " Nybar threw him out a third story window!"
                     Yip " What?! For giving Shirly a foot massage?!
                            A foot massage don mean nothin'!
                     Mew " Hey.. I given a million she cats a million foot
                            massages .. and every one of em meant something.
                           We didn't say it.. but I knew it.. she knew it..
                            Nybar knows it, and now, paul knows it."
                     Yip " Hey.. I KNOW about foot massagin.. I got my
                             technique down and everything.. no ticklin..
                            and a foot massage means nothin! I give my
                              mother a foot massage!"
                     Mew " Would you give ME a foot massage?"
                     Yip " Hey shut up"
                     Mew " Ahh.. CRAP! We're never going to get there anyway,
                                  I'm takin us home"
                     Yip " On a totally unrelated but valid topic.. I'm
                            takin shirly out on a date"
                     Mew " WHAT? Without nybar's permission!?!?"
                     Yip " No.. Nybar's gonna be out for the night and he
                            would like for me to show his bitch, shirly,
                             a good time. Like if I was takin my best friend
                            's wife to the movies."
                      Mew " Yeah.. it's your funeral"
                        <tires screetch as they reach home>

           - -     -     THE    DATE       -       -   -

                      <YipYip and Shirly are at the CatKillRabbitYums..
                        Ordering fud to provide sustenace>
                      Yip " Yeah.. I'd like some Fava beans.. with a
                               FINEEEEEEE tiyunti.. "
                    Shirl " And I'll have the 5 dollar milkshake"
                         <waitress doodles a picture of an airplane
                              and walks off>
                      Yip " Woah... the FIVE DOLLAR milkshake!?!?"
                    Shirl " Yeah.. so..?"
                      Yip " What the hell kinda milkshake is worth 5
                            dollars !?!?!~#
                    Shirl " An expensive one"
                      Yip " Oh.. of course"
                      Yip " So.. I heard, down the grapevine.. about you
                           and paul bolinni.."
                    Shirl " Does it involve the word that starts with F
                              and ends in k?"
                      Yip " Firetruck? ummm.. no"
                    Shirl " Ok.. tell it"
                      Yip " Well.. it goes that Nybar.. pushed Paul out of
                              a third story window .. for giving you a foot
                             massage"
                    Shirl " Hah.. thats a lie. When you guys get together you
                                  make up such nonsense.. "
                      Yip " So what.. really happened?"
                    Shirl " Well.. we had sex.. then I pushed him out a TENTH
                             story window"
                      Yip " Oh.. thats much better"
                    Shirl " I think I have to freshean up"
                      Yip " Ok"
                        <shirl goes to the mens bathroom.. and gets kicked out
                          . when she sits back down.. food is on the table>
                    Shirl " Wow.. that was fun.. I saw that guys dick. Hey..
                             my milkshake is here"
                      Yip " And..... my.. what did I order.. oh yeah.. my
                                  beans are here."
                      Yip " Hey... can I see what a 5 dollar milkshake tastes
                             like?"
                    Shirl " Knock a republican out"
                      Yip <Hits a republican over the head... and takes a
                             sip of the milkshake.. from the same straw
                           as shirl was drinking from"
                    Shirl " COOTIES!"
                      Yip " Oh.. sorry"
                    Shirl " It.. won't be a problem.."
                    Shirl <throws away straw and takes a new one>
                         <silence>
                      Yip " UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE!!!!"
                    Shirl " And.. how"
                      Yip <finished beans> " WELL.. I'M FINISHED MY BEANS"
                    Shirl <finished milkshake> " And I am finished my shake"
                Announcer " And now it's time.. for the famous catslims
                             dance competition! <music plays> WHO WILL BE
                               FIRST?!"
                    Shirl " US"
                      Yip " Aww.. no"
                    Shirl " Yes"
                      Yip " Ok"
                      Yip <gets funky to the disco beat!>
                    Shirl <does a deranged version of the charelston>
                         <shirl and yip arrive home>
                    Shirl " Is it safe to snort heroin?"
                      Yip " No"
                    Shirl <snorts heroin.. and passes out>
                      Yip " Aww... dang oppisite second. Don'ttt.. die on
                              me!"
                      Yip <puts shirl in the car.. and drives towards his
                           friendly local drug dealer>
                      Yip <picks up the car fone to inform the drug dealer
                               that he's coming>
               Drugdealer " Hello?"
                      Yip " Hi.. I'm just calling to tell you I'm bringing
                              one of nybar's bitches.. who snorted heroin
                            and passed out.. to come to your place and die..
                                 is that ok by you?"
               Drugdealer " Yeah.. thats justtttt what I need right now..
                              by the way.. I'm being sar.."
                      Yip " Ok great"
                                <click>
                            <theres some skid noises as yipyip pulls up to
                               the dealers house... runs over 5 of his
                               cats.. 3 of his dogs.. and his mailbox>
                      Yip <enters the dealers house.. draggin shirly>
                   Dealer " Hi yipyip"
                      Yip " umm.. hi.. anykind of treatment for .. whatever
                               happened to her?"
                   Dealer " Yeah. This shot"
                        <dealer holds up a gun>
                   Dealer <shoots shirl>
                      Yip " Hey.. now she's dead! now nybar's gonna kill me!
                               and you!"
                   Dealer " Ohh.. and me.. crap"
                      Yip " Well.. we're shit on toast"
                     <shirl brushes herself off and gets up>
                    Shirl " Hey.. I was just kidding"
                      Yip " haahhahaha"
                    Shirl " heehee"
                   Dealer " Not funny"
                     <yip drives shirl home>
                      Yip " Ahh.. don't tell nybar about this.. please"
                    Shirl " Ok.. bye then"
                      Yip " Aww.. tell me a joke"
                    Shirl " Ok.. horse walks into a bar.. bartender says..
                             `Why the long face?!'
                        <yipyip laughs so hard his bladder explodes>
                      Yip " OW!"
                    Shirl " Ok.. bye"
                      Yip <drives off>
                     
          - -      -         -   Doughnut 2       -         -  -

                    <Yip Yip and mewmew arrive home.. and start singing real
                        loud to annoy the neighbors.. then... the fone rings>
                    Yip " The fone is a-ringin"
                    Mew " WAIT!!$#@!# I JUST HAD A VISION!!! IT'S THE
                             DOUGHNUT PEOPLE ON THE LINE!!!"
                    Yip <answers the fone>
        Doughnut people " We have news for you yipyip.. YOUR THE DOUGHNUT
                          MESSIAH! You must go out again.. and FIND THOSE
                               DOUGHNUTS!"
                    Yip " Oh.. I knew it!"
                            <click>
                    Yip " Lets ridddddeeeee"
                       <yipyip and mewmew hop in the car.. and yipyip
                            puts on a blindfold and starts driving to
                          the doughnut shop, using his doughnut messiah
                           instincts>
                    Mew " ahh.. you just killed 6 MORE pedestrians.. and..
                             there are 15 police people behind us..."
                    Yip " Oh so what.. my messiah sense will guide me"
                    Mew " ahh.. yeah.. speed up"
                           <the accelerator goes over 140 miles per hr>
                    Yip " ok.. here we go"
                    Mew " THERES THE DOUGHNUT SHOP!!! WE MADE IT!!!"
                    Yip " YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                    Yip <takes off blindfold>
                    Mew <is so happy he climbs out the window>
                         <yipyip and mewmew go into the doughnut shop..
                            but a hell of alot of doughnuts and alot O
                           .. malk? and they meet there friend.. the white
                          trash>
                    Yip " Heyy.. white trash."
                  Trash " hey.. I'm white trash.. I Don't have a car.. can
                            I go with you guys?"
                    Yip " uhh.. yeah"
                  Trash " Thanks"
                     <yip yip.. mew mew and white trash climb into the car..
                          with white trash in the back>
                     Yip " Hey.. trash.. your white trash right?"
                   Trash " Yeah.."
                    <yipyip grabs a 100gallon thing of malk.. and makes white
                     trash drink it.>
                    Trash <explodes into a sticky gooey mass>
                      Mew " AWwww.. craw.. you killed him man!"
                      Yip " Ahh fuck.. What are the cops gonna do if they see
                              this crap?! You got any friends close ta here
                             man?"
                      Mew " Yeah.. Lawrence.. but I don't think he would
                              appreciate us just coming in with a big sticky
                                 mass of white trash in our back seat"
                      Yip " So the hell what.... I'm pullin up at his house"
                        <tires screetch as yipyip skids through lawrence's
                              garage door>
                      Yip (and mew) <get outta the car and are greeted by
                                lawrence>
                    Lawry " What the hell is that in your back seat?!?!"
                      Yip " umm.. the remains of some white trash?"
                    Lawry " WHAT THE FUCK!?!? DO YOU SEE A SIGN ON MY FRONT
                             LAWN THAT SAYS DEAD, WHITE TRASH STORAGE?!"
                      Mew " Yes"
                    Lawry " How did it look?"
                      Yip " It looked great"
                    Lawry " Thats good.... but if my wife comes home..
                             in 2 hours.. and finds some gansta BOYEESSS
                            doing alot O gangsta buisness.. she's gonna wanna
                           take sum pics to hang on the fridge.. so you guys
                                have to hurry"
                      Mew " Ok.. I just need to make a few fhone kalls and
                            we'll be ready to leave"
                    Lawry " KoolJmoney"
                      Yip " yeahh.. whatever"
                         <yipyip goes inside.. drinks some crappy coffee..
                            vomits on lawrence.. while mewmew calls nybar
                            (the goD>
                      Mew " Hello? Nybar?
                    Nybar " Yeah? is dis mewmew..?
                      Mew " Yeah. We're in deep shit.. I got a car with
                             some dead white trash in it....."
                    Nybar " Oh.. thats bad..."
                      Mew " I DON'T NEED `OH.. THATS BAD!!' I NEED `YOU DON
                            NEED TA WORRY YER LARGE DICK.. THE CALVARY IS
                                   ON THE WAY!!!'
                    Nybar " hey.. shut up man. Don worry yer dick.. the
                             SQUIRREL is comin"
                       Yip " Woahh.. the squirrel? I don need be worryin"
                     Nybar " Whats da address?"
                       Yip " 271 W DAGhetto"
                     Nybar " Ok.. thats a one hour trip. the squirrel will
                               be there pretty fast"
                                  < click>
                           <1 hour later the squirrel arrives>
                  Squirrel " Ok.. I'm going to use my magical powers to make
                                 everything allright.. ok.. lets give you
                               2 some dorky clothes.."
                              <the squirrel nods his head and dorky clothes
                                appear on yip-yip and mew-mew>
                  Squirrel " Lawrence.. how do they look?"
                  Lawrence " hahah.. they look like a couple of dorks!"
                  Squirrel " HAHAAH!!! Perfect!"
                  Squirrel " Now to take care of the car"
                     <theres a bang and the car turns into a banana"
                       Yip " But.. how will we get home?"
                  Squirrel " A.. taxi?"
                       Yip " Oh ok"
                  Squirrel " Why don't you boys get some breakfast?"
                       Yip " Good idea"
                  Squirrel " Oh.. and one last thing.. take this case.
                               it contains the answers to all of the universes
                             problems, and don't open it."
                       Yip " OK"
                       <the squirrel nods his head and dissepears.. lawrence
                           laughs at yip and mew's dorky clothes.. and yip
                              and mew catch a cab to the gold hawk road
                             cafe>

       -       -      -  -  The Golden Kangaroo  -      -       -

                   <nybar (the god) is talking to a (male) mud wrestler named
                  butcher about a bout he wants fixed>
                   Nybar " Skill.. is like wineee.. it tastes good"
                   Butch " Ok then.. in the fith round.. my behunky behind 
                           goes down"
                   Nybar " Ok good."
                   Butch " Bye then"
                    <cut to the mud wrestling match
                   Butch <trys to fall.. but lands on the other guy.. killing
                           him..>
                   Butch " Whoops.. Nybar's gonna kill me!"
                   Butch <goes home.. has sex with his bitch.. packs his bags,
                            and goes to sleep>
                          <Next morning>
                   Bitch " I'm going to order a big breakfast and eat like
                              a goooooood lil piggy."
                   Butch " You do that.. oh by the way.. I wanna play with
                             that novelty golden kangaroo we picked up..
                             ... where is it?"
                   Bitch " Umm.. I forgot it"
                   Butch " I am not happy about this.. but I didn't TELL you
                             to get it.. so I am going back to our old place
                            to get it myself!"
                   Bitch " Be back soon"
                   Butch " Shut up"
                   <butch hops in the car and drives to his old aparment..
                       walks in.. and makes a pop tart.. then he throws it
                     out the window..>
                   Butch <Sees someones gun and picks it up>
                   Butch " !!!"
                   <butch opens the bathroom door and shoots pooorrr mewmew
                      .. then he gets the kangaroo>
                   <butch is driving home.. and then he see's Nybar *the god*
                     so he runs into him.. but nybar *the god* is fine>
                   Nybar " OW!" 
                   Butch " Your fine"
                   Nybar " Lets fight!"
                   <nybar beats the crap out of butch for 5 minutes.. and then
                      butch runs into a hillbilly gunstore.. where farmer zed
                    and Redneck are beating their young>
                 Redneck <points his gun at butch and ties him up>
                      Zed <gets a lucky punch on nybar.. and while he's down,
                           ties him up>
                 Redneck <Takes both mewmew and yipyip downstairs.. in chairs
                            .. HEY! I made a rhym0!>
                 Redneck "Wait.. I Sense.. within the day.. my eternal
                            enemy... Yuppie White Trash will die!"
                      Zed " hoowww to celebrate.. hoowww too celebrate.."
                  Redneck " I know! Lets get the gimp and rape these 2!"
                      Zed " Thats SICK!.. lez do it!"
                  Redneck <calls the gimp> " HEY GIMP!"
                      Zed " Which one first.. which one first.. "
                    Nybar <uses his godly powers to make a squeaky..
                             chipmunk voice say " I, will go first">
                      Zed " Ok.. nybar goes first
            Chipmunkvoice " No! No! BUTCH!"
                   Redneck <takes nybar to the other room>
                      Gimp <arrives>
                       Zed <goes into the other room>
                       <sounds of sick.. unlawful pleasures come from the
                          infamous OTHER room>
                       Gimp <lets butch go for some reason>
                       Butch <punches gimp out>
                       Butch <goes in and kills zed and redneck>
                       Nybar "Thanks. Now I won't have to kill you!"
                       Butch " Umm.. thats good"
                       <butch walks off>

     -        -  -    THE ANSWER.. TO GOK      -            --  -

                          <yipyip and mewmew have arrived at the gold hawk
                          road cafe.. and they are eatin fud right now>
                      Yip " I think.. that after my date with Shirly
                             tonight.. I'll go and.. FIGHT ALIENS.. IN
                             A FAR OFF GALAXY!"
                      Mew " Can I come?"
                      Yip " Sure"
                      Yip " I wonder whats in that suitcase squirrel gave
                              us."
                      jC <yelling> "EVER NOTICE HOW NO ONE ROBS 
                                    RESTERAUNTS?!?!"
                      Nybar <yellin' louder> YEAH, WHY IS THIS?!"
                      Froboy <yelling loudest>" I DUNNO, BUT IT'S ABOUT TO
                             CHANGE!"
                      Mew <goes to the bathroom>
                         <Nybar jumps on the table>
                      Nybar " OK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!~~)#!012#
                              NO ONE MOVE OR I'LL SQUIRT EVERY FUCKING
                           SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!"
                WussyManager " Hey.. no one here wants to get wet!"
                        jC  <squirts manager>
                      Manager "AKH! you.. got me"
                         <wussy manager has heart-burn and dies>
                         jc " GOT EM!"
                        froboy " OK! I WANT MONEY! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME"
                        Froboy " j0ltCola.. take their wallets!"
                            jC <takes some peoples wallets.. and then comes
                                  to yip yip..>
                            jC " OK! GIMME THAT CASE!!!"
                           Yip " No.. this case is to important"
                            jC " Please?"
                           Yip " ahh.. I'll.. show you whats inside...."
                         Nybar <jumps over and opens yipyips case>
                           <inside the case are the letters: G O K
                             and some sort of lungfish>
                        Froboy <looks inside the case> "  Wow.. a traditional
                                klingon dish"
                         Nybar " looks like a lung fish to me.."
                            jC " LETS GET OUTTA HERE!"
                        Froboy " YEAH!!@#@!$!@$#!$@@$#"
                        <nybar, froboy, and jC run to their firetruck.. drive
                               off, hooting and hollering>
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                                    EPILOUGE
                           <paul bolinni walks onstage>
                             "Thank god that's over."
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