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           reptile  |  /    |/    | /nyquil issue three                                   
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                      * nyquil issue number three *

   rolling right along with issue number three. this issue is brought
 to you by reptile. he goes into #lesbos and pretends to be a confused
 girl. i think you will enjoy this one. we are now excepting sites for
 nyquil. anyone who submits and gets it released will be offered a site.
 other various sites will be given to friends etc. 
 
 in other news i have decided to name reptile my " cool guy number 2 "  
 in other words he has the second best position in the group, and to make
 something clear, there is only room for two people. however you can throw
 a nyquil affil anywhere you want if you submit. so think it over...
 but for now ...

-pale 

* this logged account has been edited for you the viewer *

IRC log started Wed May 24 02:02

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*** Mellisa (srandol@wilkes1.wilkes.edu) has joined channel #lesbos
<Mellisa> hello girls
<Mellisa> I am using my friends ineternet account
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<Mellisa> i have a question
<BoTnApPeR-> Melissa=scott Randolph
<Diva> thats what they all say ScottMelissa
<Mellisa> botnapper: it is my boyfriends
<Diva> see me...Im using the president's account :)
<Mellisa> i have a question
<Nemisista> yeah ... and I'm dick cavet =P
<Mellisa> i dont want to my boyfriend im bisexual
<Mellisa> yet i need to
<Mellisa> can you help me please?
<BoTnApPeR> we ARE GOING TO ALL write him email and TELL HIM
<BoTnApPeR> hehe
<Diva> wel Mellisa that problem would be best addressed on 
#bisexualandconfused
<Mellisa> ok.
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<Mellisa> nobody was on there
<Diva> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Mellisa> i also have an inverted nipple
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<Mellisa> what shouldi do?
<Nemisista> heh heh
<Diva> I had inverted nipples
<BoTnApPeR> good gawd
<Diva> but when I got them pierced they extroverted
<Flygirl> I have inverted nipples when I stand on my head
<Mellisa> diva: i am thinking about getting them remved
<Diva> and we are all happpy now
<BoTnApPeR> REMOVE yer NIPPLES?
<BoTnApPeR> hehehe
<Diva> Mellissa dear...a real woman wold never part with her nipples
<Mellisa> botnapper: yes
<nrrrd> scott randolph?
<Samma> Anne is intoverted but her nipples are extroverted
<Mellisa> diva: i am sorry, but when they get hard they hurt my insides
<Mellisa> nrrd: it is my boyfriends
<Diva> Mellisa than Scott isnt doing something right
<nrrrd> ew, boy.
<Diva> perhsaps he needs lessons
<Mellisa> diva: and i also have another problem.
<Diva> Melisa what praytel is this problem?
<Diva> premature ejaculation?
<Mellisa> my vibrator broke off in my private area
* BoTnApPeR runs...hey, my nipples are fine damnit
<woodNymph> hehehehe!!! 
<BoTnApPeR> hehehehe
<Diva> HAHAHHAHAA
<BoTnApPeR> SCOTT you are one funny bitch
<Diva> Melissa and what's the problem?
<Mellisa> i am seriuos
<Tweedy> Mellisa: in your ear ?????
<Diva> constant orgasming?
<Flygirl> In your private area?  Well ta least it wasn't in your 
public area
<Mellisa> the vibrator parts are stuck
<Mellisa> they hurt when i have to go the the bathroom
* Tweedy looks at Melissa with the vibrator sticking out the ear
<Mellisa> please dont make fun of me
<Nemisista> oh good goddess .. I can't believe this ... hahaha
<Mellisa> i cant have good sex that much anymore
<Tweedy> Melissa: I'd never make fun of you
<Mellisa> tweedy: do you have the same problem?
* Samma makes fun of Mellisa
<Tweedy> MElissa: yeah it's hard to get fucked up the ear with the 
thing stuck in it
<Diva> Melissa I once had someone's fist stuck up my private parts.. 
it was a bitch..only time will help a condition..it will fall out 
eventually
<BoTnApPeR> with a vibe up ya I doubt ANYTHING woulld be good
<Flygirl> Damn woman, how far did you get it stuck up there that 
you can still have sex at all?
<Nemisista> Melissa: try pliers ... if that doesn't work I recommend 
the "jaws of life"
<Mellisa> diva: really?  wow.  i like to insert the fone in my vagina
* Life opens uper her jaws
<nrrrd> i put my mouse up there, thanks.
<Diva> Melissa yes really *solemn nod*
<Flygirl> What hte hell is a  "fone"?
<Nemisista> haha
<BoTnApPeR> I suggest a cig lighter again...it will melt the 
plastic and you can just get it out what way
<Diva> I like... large objects *squea*
<Mellisa> but the vibrator parts hurt
<Diva> Melissa heres what you do
<Diva> get some vaseline
<Mellisa> it shocks me somtimes
<BoTnApPeR> do to an auto body shop and ask the mechanic to help you
<Diva> get your hand good and sick
<Flygirl> Shocks you how?  Is the plug still sticking out of your uterus?
<BoTnApPeR> I bet he would
<Diva> and just reeeach up and pull the vibe
<Mellisa> my keyboard is like vaseline now
* Diva is done playing
<BoTnApPeR> oh, like vaseline now?
<woodNymph> up up UP!
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<Mellisa> yes i do
<Mellisa> dont laugh please
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<Mellisa> please dont do that
<BoTnApPeR> this is hilarious
<BoTnApPeR> mellisa, ask them on irchelp
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<Mellisa> divaL will you?
[BoTnApPeR:control@com] go to #irchelp
<Mellisa> can you try to get the vibrator parts out?
<Diva> UNREAL
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*** #lesbos Sorry, cannot join channel. (Banned from channel)

-- editors notes --

i have been told a few times on irc that nyquil cannot and will not do
well due to the limited subject matter. this may be true, but i would 
like to give it a try. so again if you have any comments, suggestions,
or criticisms. find me on irc or mail me at paler@netcom.com

* end of issue three *
