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 *** Lastlog:
 *FameWolf* Teletype Hype
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Listen well children to the tale I tell,
 *FameWolf* of an IRC Operator named Teletype.
 *FameWolf* A dear sweet little tinkerbell,
 *FameWolf* who would need help getting his backside wiped.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* We know your just a cybertoy,
 *FameWolf* compensating for what you lack in real life.
 *FameWolf* Robbie, the wonder boy,
 *FameWolf* with wit as sharp as a butter knife.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Red Rover Red Rover, send a real man over,
 *FameWolf* but, till then we will just make do,
 *FameWolf* with dear sweet teletype. Boo Hoo.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Chomp, Chomp. Teletype is biting off more then he can chew.
 *FameWolf* He looks flustered.....somebody get him a date.
 *FameWolf* He can't find his own, that we already knew.
 *FameWolf* If he gets to excited he won't be able to wait.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* I think he would be in a better mood if he could just get laid!
 *FameWolf* Don't worry teletype, there's still hope stud!
 *FameWolf* Just as soon as the street walker gets paid......
 *FameWolf* You can prove once again that your a dud.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* I'm gonna make you famous teletype baby!
 *FameWolf* You don't even have to thank me!
 *FameWolf* I'll even put this on my web page, maybe.....
 *FameWolf* for all the good folks to see.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* I'm gonna make you famous teletype baby!
 *FameWolf* You don't even have to thank me!
 *FameWolf* I'll even put this on my web page, maybe.....
 *FameWolf* for all the good folks to see.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Another logon? Oh me. Oh My! TTY!
 *FameWolf* Teletype is a legend in his own mind.
 *FameWolf* Come on sweetie pie,
 *FameWolf* show us that sexy behind.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Never piss off a poet.
 *FameWolf* :
 *FameWolf* Dedicated to Teletype, IRC Operator of Effnet.  Kiss Kiss
            sweetums.
 *FameWolf* --------
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