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         [  uXu INDEX 31-May-92  ]            [     By THE CHIEF     ]


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    We're here for those of you wanting something fun, exiting and cool
    to read during your summer holidays. I bet most of you are on your
    way to proms and other parties now, but after those, you'll have a
    whole summer to look forward to, with files from uXu, a beer and
    a place under a palm-tree, you're in paradise <grin>. There is a
    small possibility that the next uXu release won't come out until
    August, because of the pending summer and you know.. people travel,
    they have some outdoor life, and there's tons of girls on the beach
    and tunes from the bands, but we hope that you'll forgive us, and
    we'll have a bunch of new files coming your way in August instead.

    We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
    release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
    (and I quote): "What can u win???". 

    I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
    (regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
    sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
    textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
    me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?

         Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.

                                                       Happy Holidays!
                                                       The Chief / uXu


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   Member -->  We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
               You do have to write something for each release to be
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                    write when you have something to write about. We do
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   The GNN           -  Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction         -  Member
   Phearless         -  Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor      -  Contributor
   Mister Monochrome -  Lyrics, Anarchy                     -  Contributor
   Ralph 124C41+     -  Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix    -  Contributor
   Quiksilver        -  Lyrics                              -  Contributor
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                          Current uXu Support Boards

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   Condemned Reality        618/397-7702   Main U.S. Distribution Site
   Ripco ][                 312/528-5020   Submission Inlet & Dist Site
   Demon Roach Underground  806/794-4362   Distribution Site
   Solsbury Hill            301/428-3268   Submission Inlet & Dist Site
   Anonymous                +45/981-89771  Distribution Site, Denmark
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                             uXu Hall Of Thanks

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   Dr Ripco              ...help with the Ripco File & great support
   Mac???                ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
   Sarlo                 ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
   Tequila Willy         ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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          I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 00 - 83   [Jan/May 1992]


   No   Title                                        Author            Size
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  [00]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [01]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [02]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [03]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [04]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [05]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [06]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [07]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [08]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [09]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [10]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [11]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [12]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [13]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [14]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [15]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [16]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [17]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [18]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [19]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [20]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [21]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [22]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [23]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [24]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [25]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [26]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [27]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [28]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [29]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [30]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [31]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [32]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [33]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [34]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [35]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [36]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [37]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [38]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [39]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [40]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [41]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [42]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [43]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [44]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [45]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [46]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [47]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [48]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [49]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [50]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [51]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [52]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [53]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [54]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [55]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [56]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [57]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [58]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [59]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [60]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [61]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [62]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [63]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [64]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [65]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [66]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [67]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [68]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [69]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [70]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [71]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [72]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [73]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [74]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
  [75]  Toy Soldiers                                 The GNN             7k
  [76]  The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?"          Phearless          14k
  [77]  The Lost Soul                                The GNN             6k
  [78]  How To Get...Older Women Part II             The Chief          20k
  [79]  Smog's Revenge                               The GNN            41k
  [80]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03          The Chief          41k
  [81]  Laser Human Terrorism                        The GNN             5k
  [82]  The Cure For Paranoia                        The GNN             5k
  [83]  uXu Index #7                                 The Chief          19k
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          I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 00 - 04   [Jan/May 1992]


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  [01]  VaktB, Best„mmelser f”r Vaktpersonal         Phearless          32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                  Phearless          14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas„kerhet & Virushysteri?     The Chief          22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                   Rubicon             6k
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        I N D E X  -  Den Svenska Serien (DSR) Swedish   [Jan/May 1992]

                    [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]

                     No           Release Date        Size
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                    [01-1]        Sep 18, 1991          13k
                    [01-2]        Sep 18, 1991          14k
                    [02-1]        Oct 28, 1991          19k
                    [02-2]        Oct 28, 1991          26k
                    [03-1]        Mar 31, 1992          13k
                    [03-2]        Mar 31, 1992          10k
                    [04-1]        Apr 30, 1992          12k
                    [04-2]        Apr 30, 1992          16k
                    [05-1]        May 31, 1992          48k
                    [05-2]        May 31, 1992          28k
                    [05-3]        May 31, 1992          21k
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                            uXu - Description Index
                               Standard Releases

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    / \
   /   \
  /\   /\
 /  \ /  \  Underground eXperts United
<   uXu   > Release Update #7
 \  / \  /  May 31, 1992
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   \   /
    \ /
     v

April  May  April  May  April  May  April  May  April  May Releases 1992:

073: "Electricity" by The GNN.   What would you do without it?
Think about it for a second. Nothing that runs on electricity
could be used. A scary thought, presented by The GNN.

074: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02" by The Chief.   Hi there!
We're back with yet another Digest. This issue starts a new series
with Digital's VMS Version 5. Plus the regular sections, recommended,
end comments and lists of places where you can find uXu.

075: "Toy Soldiers" by The GNN.   Technology takes over? You're
scared of the diseases we have around us these days? Ecological
disasters? Well, you could end your days in other ways. Neat
fiction from our meister, The GNN.

076: "The Non-Fictionous 'Over The Edge'" by Phearless.   Story
about one day in one of our contributors' life. It isn't dull,
and it isn't boring. Action, police cars and Machine guns are
just a few ingredients.

077: "The Lost Soul" by The GNN.   When you die, where do you go?
Are you going to heaven or hell? Will your soul move on to another
body, or are you just plain dead and gone? Another fiction story
from The GNN.

078: "How To Get...Older Women Part II" by The Chief.   Seriously?
Yes, it's the second part of this tutorial. The first part came
with our very first release, but we haven't forgotten that we 
promised a sequel. This one covers Younger Women, how strange this
may sound to you reflecting on the title.

079: "Smog's Revenge" by The GNN.   It's The GNN's masterpiece.
It's the longest story ever to be published from our meister, and
it will take you through every place in the galaxy. This is what
we've all been waiting for. You'll be sorry if you miss it!

080: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03" by The Chief.   Sure is.
Another Digest in the very same release. This is the continuing
Xenix tutorial, ending Chapter 4 started in Issue #01. Recommended,
End Comments and the list of places where to find uXu are included
as usual.

081: "Laser Human Terrorism" by The GNN.   You can have unbelievable
fun with a lasersight! You don't need a gun to scare people. Just
buy yourself a lasersight, and get this file with tips and trix on
how to have so much fun with it, you'll be laughing for days.

082: "The Cure for Paranoia" by The GNN.   Are you paranoid? Maybe
you should be, reading these uXu files <grin>, but if you are, The
GNN presents a few solutions to your problem in this file. Recommended
for those who are wanted by the police.

083: "uXu Index #7" by The Chief.   Of course we're releasing the 7th
Index with release No.7. What did you think? :) If you're one of our
fans (grin) you already know about the contents of our index files,
but here it is, once again for new readers, the Index contains;

          * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
          * Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
          * An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
          * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
          * All the new release files in Long format.
          * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.

      [#83 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]

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  Also call these fine boards: [Nasty until Release #8]

  The Stash               [+46]-13-175042 (uXu Home)
  Sedes Diaboli           [+46]-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
  Anonymous               [+45]-981-89771 (uXu Outlet Denmark)
  Condemned Reality       [618]-397-7702  (uXu Main U.S. Site)
  Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362  (uXu Inlet)
  Ripco ][                [312]-528-5020  (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
  Solsbury Hill           [301]-428-3268  (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet) 

  Changes:
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  Lunatic Labs            [213]  Always Busy

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