From: TURTLE              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:11:39
Message Number 14901

>...and I do have a life!
 
Yes, that is certainly true. It's DEMENTED, but it's definitely a
life. :)
 
>And so does Dragonfly...
 
Yep. There are some really fascinating people in the SCA, and there are
plenty of SCA-ians(?) (like Dragonfly) who have lives. Unfortunately,
the SCA has the same problem Dungeons & Dragons does...it acts like a
crutch for people without lives. I've met D&Ders who have no life of
their own; ditto for SCA-ians. And accountants.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:14:57
Message Number 14902

>You were implying before that it was universal.
 
I was being sarcastic before. Hence :P, sticking out my tongue.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:16:22
Message Number 14903

>(Quickly slapping Saavik's spiked collar around The Specialist's
>wrist...)
 
*Pow!* (crunch) Yikes, that looked painful. Are you okay, Dragonfly?
...Dragonfly? Well, serves you right...Saavik said I could have the
collar. Hmph.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: votes on ST    
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:25:41
Message Number 14904

>But then again, I love ST so much, I would have liked it even if it had
>been a complete bomb.
 
I got news for you...Star Trek V /was/ a complete bomb. Financially,
critically..."Star Trek: The Search for God" just didn't do it
somehow.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Chains & whips 
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:28:08
Message Number 14905

>Naw, I'll just bring along the buggy whips from my sister's tack
>room... 
 
Now you /are/ teasing! Cut that out.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:29:16
Message Number 14906

>Hehehe. Now I know what to get Kelly for her birthday.
 
Too late; somebody beat you to it. I kid you not.
 
>Ask her what color whip she prefers..........
 
Okay...done. She says "I kind of like black ones, you know? I don't
want anything pink or purple or green. They may be toys, but they need
to be kept in the correct perspective."
 
Tease.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/10/91 23:31:10
Message Number 14907

>Like I said, I'm married, I'm NOT dead.
 
No, but you /are/ a tease. :(
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:02:15
Message Number 14908

T> I've met D & Ders who have no life of their own; ditto for SCA-ians. 
T> And accountants. 
 
Grrr....I play D & D and I'm studying to be an accountant.  I'm sorry 
to have to informed, but I do have a life.....well, at least I think I 
do?
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:05:47
Message Number 14909

It's bad enough, what happened last time Saavik got a hold of your 
handcuffs, and not you're telling me that Kelly's got a whip too. 
Uh-oh, me thinks I be avoiding your place for a while.  Kelly's 
dangerous enough as it is.  I'd hate to see what might happened if both 
her and Saavik got a hold of a couple of whips and a few pairs of 
handcuffs. 
===========

From: ROBERT              
To: KYARA TOKYO         
Subject: Continuing...  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:27:56
Message Number 14910

Robert leans back in his chair again as Kyara makes her move. "Well,
now, truth be told, the idea of, ahem, 'having you' is fascinating.
Still, that's 'hardly a sporting wager, now, is it? It 'ardly matters
who wins, now, doesn't it?" He advances his king's knight to her king's
knight 4. Almost immediately, she advances her rook's pawn to attack
the knight. "There, you see? Aggression. Splendid!" Robert moves the
knight again, this time bringing it down on Kyara's king's bishop's
pawn. "We still 'haven't discussed terms, though, 'ave we? Should I win
this wager...", he says as he examines her captured pawn, "what might
there be in it for me? And should you prove victorious, 'ow might you
take advantage of your victory?" Robert notices Kyara seems somewhat
frustrated by his two-pronged attack. She hesitates for a moment, then
decides on a queen move, bringing her queen to her king's 1. "A game
this interesting needs stakes. Something to play /for/." That said,
he captures her king's rook with his knight. She responds by attacking
the knight with her queen, bringing it in to her king's bishop 1.
Immediately, Robert moves the knight to Kyara's king's knight 3;
after a brief moment she advances her queen's pawn to queen's 4.
"Tsk," Robert says as he captures the pawn with his king's pawn.
Kyara moves her queen to king's bishop 2. "Persistence," Robert
says, "is an admirable trait. If you want it, it's yours." He shrugs
and moves his king's pawn to her queen's bishop's 3, capturing her
queen's knight. "So," he says as he removes the knight from the playing
field, "the game is wide open. Your move, an' your wager."
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:49:58
Message Number 14911

Sorry to hear your answer to question #2. Oh, well.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:50:56
Message Number 14912

SS> Only you could come up with something as totally useless and
SS> boring as that.
     
   Would you, perhaps have preferred the "Complete Scott Steel,"
compromizing all the messages written by Scott Steel?
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:53:40
Message Number 14913

   That's a position I could be comfortable with. (What? We're in 
agreement? Well -- not totally. But it would be acceptable to me.)
I have no problems, so long as no one actually sets up barriers to
learning religion -- and they at least mention when religion is vital
to understanding history.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/11/91 00:58:58
Message Number 14914

   Basically, that's how I see the Society: as a chance to escape 
reality for a short while. (Same as why I BBS.) Only when that becomes
your reality (as Turtle points out) that it's a problem...
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: :>             
Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:00:13
Message Number 14915

<:SMOOCH!:>      <:SMOOCH!:>      <:SMOOCH!:>
     
    Dragonflies buzz all the time, when they're searching for a new
pond, when they're having dinner, and when they're contemplating the
contradictions between the General Theory of Relativity and quantum
theory.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smart or Chain?
Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:03:10
Message Number 14916

DrF> The "no bark" collar...
    
S> The hard part is convincing them to put it on.
    
   It's very simple. First tell them that this collar will make them
much wittier. Once they have it on, tell them "Brevity is the soul 
of wit."
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Smart 1 or Cat?
Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:06:38
Message Number 14917

TS> But [cats] still beat dogs all hollow.
    
T> Bravo! Well spoken.
    
Thfffffffffffpt!
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:07:59
Message Number 14918

Mommy?
===========

From: KYARA TOKYO         
To: ROBERT              
Subject: Continuing...  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 01:53:15
Message Number 14921

  Kyara, not seeing the error that she had made in leaving her queen 
wide open for Robert's bishop, decides to capture Robert's more 
powerful piece (meaning the bishop).  She moves her queen from king's 
bishop's 2 to his queen's bishop's 4 and removes the piece with
a sign of joy and relief. 
  "Well", she begins, "you're right.  Whether I win or lose, I'll soon 
enough be alone with you.  But /you/ were the one who asked if I wanted
to up the stakes.  What did you have in mind?"
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: votes on ST    
Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:32:24
Message Number 14924

T>ST V was a complete bomb. 
  
See, I told you I would have liked it even if it was a bomb. What can I 
say? There's very few ST things I don't like. Even if it wasn
wasn't the best, I still walked away with something I enjoyed. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:34:17
Message Number 14925

Come on, seriously now. I don't see what fascination that /anyone/ would
have with whips..... (ouch). Yeah, I was just teasing, I wouldn't whip 
any body..... in pain there is no pleasure. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:36:52
Message Number 14926

T>No, but you /are/ a tease. :(
  
Who? Me? (batting eyelashes) Never!!!! I leave all the teasing to Lady
in Red....., she's the expert.  
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:39:11
Message Number 14927

SS>I'd hate to see what would happen if Kelly and Saavik got a hold of 
a couple of whips and handcuffs. 
  
Hmmmm. (side note to Turtle) Maybe I *do* see some "fun" in whips and 
chains........ 
  
We could have a new convention..... Sadistcon.     Naw! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:44:27
Message Number 14928

DF>Only when that becomes your reality that it's a problem. 
  
Same with everything. Too much of anything may not be too good (guess 
it depends on what it is). I know too many people who have a hard time 
relating to reality after slipping off into some "fantasical phase". 
Like performing... as in muscicans and actors/actresses. Most of the 
muscicians I know lead very unhappy day lives because of it. The reality
of a "day" job and bills, checkbooks, life bullshit is almost too much 
for them to handle after a night of "rock n roll". 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: :>             
Date & Time: 04/11/91 11:49:31
Message Number 14929

Is that to imply that all that Dragonflies do is pond-hop, eat, and 
philososize ( I know that's not how you spell it). 
 
Saavique
===========

From: ROBERT              
To: KYARA TOKYO         
Subject: Continuing...  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 15:46:02
Message Number 14930

     Robert, for his part, promptly advances his king's pawn again,
capturing Kyara's queen's knight's pawn. He sets the captured piece
carefully next to the other pieces waiting on the sidelines, and
steeples his hands together in front of him. "'ardly seems fair,
negotiating terms when I have the advantage," he says, indicating the
board before them. "Shall we discuss terms? Seems pretty straightforward
so far, victor to 'ave 'is way with the vanquished, yes? For a length
of time to be determined by both parties...shall we say, two days?"
Kyara captures Robert's kings pawn with her queen's bishop as he
continues, "Conditions to be met by the vanquished in bed and out,
naturally." He reaches down without looking at the board and moves his
knight to capture Kyara's king's pawn. Kyara moves her queen from
queen's bishop's 5 to queen's 5; Robert responds with a queen move,
moving his queen from queen's 1 to king's 2. He smiles slightly at
Kyara's evident frustration; she does not appear to realize the position
she is in. Her queen's bishop captures Robert's pawn at his king's
knight's 1; an excellent tactical move, he thinks, if a little late.
With the barest smile, he moves his knight from king's 5 to queen's
bishop's 5. "Check," he says. Nope, she doesn't see the danger of
his attack; she moves her king to queen's 2. Robert's knight captures
Kyara's queen. "'Ave yourself at a bit of a disadvantage 'ere, Mate."
Robert says. "Care to resign the game? Or shall we play for the other
for three days?"
===========

From: KYARA TOKYO         
To: ROBERT              
Subject: Continuing...  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 16:21:04
Message Number 14931

  Kyara moves her pawn from her bishop's 2 to bishop's 3, this way she 
can block Robert's rather imposing queen.  Robert effortlessly moves 
his queen up two spaces and takes Kyara's knight's pawn.  For crying 
out loud, I never got to move the damn thing, she thinks, and to top 
it off he just put me in check again.  She moves the king back to his
starting position.  Robert nonchalantly captures Kyara's rook.  Another 
piece dead where it stands, and again, Kyara's in check.  "Robert, I 
want you to understand something," she begins, "Two days is fine, but 
nothing degrading, like wanting to tie me up.  I won't go for that. 
I assume that, if you win, I'll be your servant as well?  Would you 
consider having that be the terms of the next game?  You have me at 
quite a disadvantage as it stands now."  Seeing that Robert seems to 
be concentrating on the game, yet confident that he did indeed hear her 
she moves her king to king's bishop's two.  Robert moves his king's 
rook over to where the knight started out.  Obviously, he's attacking
my bishop, so she moves it in front of his rook's pawn.   Well, the 
tension of the game has seemed to relaxed some, so she decides to 
ask Robert again, "Robert, how about next game?"  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:09:19
Message Number 14932

DF> Sorry to hear your answer to question #2.  Oh, well. 
  
Deal with it!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:12:49
Message Number 14933

SA> ..in pain there is no pleasure. 
  
"Pleasure and pain feel the same when the night is through."  (Quoted)
 
Did John Cougar Melonhead write a song about pleasure and pain. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:14:22
Message Number 14934

SA> Who? Me? (batting eyelashes) Never!!! I leave all the teasing to 
SA? Lady in Red....., she's the expert. 
  
Bullshit, well, at least, partially.   She is an expert at flirting, but
you run a close second.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:16:37
Message Number 14935

SA> We could have a new convention...Sadistcon. 
  
Well, I wouldn't be there.
===========

From: ROBERT              
To: KYARA TOKYO         
Subject: Continuing...  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 17:24:31
Message Number 14936

"Degrading? My dear, there is nothing at all 'degrading' about being
restrained." Robert smiles again as he sacks her queen's bishop's
pawn with his king. "Tsk. Besides, what would be the sport of degrading
one's worthwhile opponent, now? I think it's a wee bit early to be
setting terms for our next game. But, I'm sure if the prospect of my
taking advantage of your services out of bed as well is a trifle steep,
you would resign the game, yes? There is no dishonor in resigning a
lost cause." He smiles in what is calculated to be an infuriating manner
and covers her hand with his on the tabletop. "Or do you plan to see
this through to the end?"
===========

From: OPUS                
To: ALL!                
Subject: Uh/.           
Date & Time: 04/11/91 18:06:23
Message Number 14937

	            Something to Ponder:
 
 
	            If I am as I was, was I as I am, since there's a darn good 
       good chance I wasn't yet?
 
	 
                                      Opus!
===========

From: KYARA TOKYO         
To: ROBERT              
Subject: Continuing...  
Date & Time: 04/11/91 19:25:16
Message Number 14938

  Robert says "Or do you plan to see this through to the end?" 
  Kyara coos back, "Oh, yes, I do.  But on my terms."  She stands up and
walks around the table and straddles Robert's lap, 'accidently' knocking
the game on the floor.   "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that." she
chuckles.  Kyara leans over and kisses Robert, and whispers softly, "I
guess, I lose? Or did I win?" 
  "Shall we ajourn to the room? "  Seeing that a little resentment is
still in Robert's eye about her dumping the game.  She reaches for his
cheek and turns him to face her.  She kisses him again, and sweetly 
coos, "I promise that I'll play you again when we're done playing."  
Returning to his lips again, she kisses him even deeper. 
===========

From: WHITE KNIGHT        
To: SYSOP               
Subject: tink,s         
Date & Time: 04/11/91 20:36:25
Message Number 14939

YO ON TINK'S HOURS ARE FROM 10PM TO 6AM. THANKS, SYSOP AT TINKS, CALL AN
JOIN IN FELLOW SYSOP.
                          TERRY
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/11/91 21:15:49
Message Number 14940

DF> What do y'all think about...
 
Well I'm in wholehearted agreement with the spirit of what you propose
but unfortunately there are always those that would pimp their own 
brand of theology at the expense of another.  WOuldn't happen?  I
livewd in Utah where the Mormons literally run the state.  It is no
coincidence that there is an Mormon "Institute of Religion" next
to every school in the state.  It is an "optional" class but it is
also widely known as a easy "A" so that most people take advamtange of
it to boost their grades.  Next to the colleges and Universities there
are grown up versions of these same institutes.  Then the other
extreme is where folks that are firm believers in the sciences without
religious faith ridicule, hound and lambast those that are so
"ignorant" and "foolish" to believe in a divine being.  Bahh!  We 
for the most part are at the mercy of opinionated fools whatever
direction their opinions may take.
 
                           A disilli\usioned JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Character      
Date & Time: 04/11/91 21:24:00
Message Number 14941

Whoa there Hoss!  Jeez bub - I really hate to be a literary critic
but wow - I can't help it.  First you have a charactewr that is
ninja pulling up a raft and starting to eat lunch first.  She complains
about eating fish?  Man the orientals subsist on fish!  That would be
a most unusual thing for an oriental.  Then she stashes her raft and
tries to camoflage it.  In character she would have stashed it first,
surveyed the area, THEN made camp and ate lunch.  As far as relief
at finding a path... in a strange country a path is the LAST thing that
someone that was trained in stealth would consider taking.  Then
you have her ordering steak and eggs and /milk/ in the bar.  Now
personally I have a tough time seeing the steak and eggs but the
milk is a definate faus pas.  Most orientals lack the necessary
enzymes needed to break down milk - it makes them physically ill
to drink milk!  Matter of fact caucasians are the only race that
can consistenly drink milk as adults.  Then before she even eats she
butts in on a partially finished chess game and starts seducing the 
guy even though she has to be pooped.
   Slow down Scott - the story ain't goin anywhere - you'll get laid
soon enough I'm sure!
                            A Critical JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: TRS-80         
Date & Time: 04/11/91 21:48:07
Message Number 14942

DrF> Two mainframes that were housed with him...
I thought theye were still there...
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/11/91 23:52:58
Message Number 14943

SS> It's bad enough, what happened last time Saazick got a hold of your
  handcuffs, and now you're telling me that Kelly's got a whip too.
  Uh-oh, me thinks I be avoiding your place for a while.  Kelly's
  dangerous enough as it is.  I'd hate to see what might happened if 
  both her and Saavik got a hold of a couple of whips and a few pairs of
  handcuffs.
       
       
     Oh Scott what is the matter, afraid of a little bit of erotic pain?
Look I got two whips, they come in two sizes small and large.  Any way
some things are much more appealing then they at first may sound.
          
                                * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:04:31
Message Number 14944

S>... in pain there is no pleasure.
          
     I disagree,  in a little bit if pain their can be a great deal of
pleasure.
           
                              * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: OPUS                
Subject: Uh/.           
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:08:43
Message Number 14945

Always remember and never forget, Over is over Under but Under is under
done.
       
                              * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Storyboard     
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:30:56
Message Number 14946

Stop being so critical Jonboy.  I t's my character, let me run it the 
way I want to.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:32:20
Message Number 14947

I didn't know about that.  I wonder about you sometimes Cystal. 
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:39:13
Message Number 14948

>I'm sorry to have to informed, but I do have a life...
 
Yes. A sense of grammar, no. A life, yes. ("I'm sorry to have to
informed"??)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:40:05
Message Number 14949

>Uh-oh, me thinks I be avoiding your place for a while.
 
Me thinks you be a chicken.
 
>I'd hate to think of what would happen if her and Saavik got ahold of
a couple of whips and a few pairs of handcuffs.
 
Yeah...wouldn't it be wonderful? (Staring dreamily off into space.)
By the way, shouldn't that be "if Saavik and she got ahold of..."?
(Heh, heh, heh.)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:43:17
Message Number 14950

>Come on, seriously now.
 
All right, if you insist. Hmph.
 
>I don't see what fascination that /anyone/ would have with whips...
 
Ditto. It's good for making people ner...Ah say, NERVOUS, though.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:44:20
Message Number 14951

>I leave all the teasing to Lady in Red.....,
 
No, you don't.
 
>...she's the expert.
 
I'll take your word for it...but you must be at the very least a
talented understudy, yesssss?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:46:20
Message Number 14952

>Did John Cougar Melonhead...
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *snurk* Hee, hee, hee. *gasp* *gasp* "John Cougar
Melonhead"...oh, that is classic! Heh heh heh.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Character      
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:49:52
Message Number 14953

>A Critical JonBoy
 
Hey, you ought to introduce a character, you know?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: TRS-80         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:50:25
Message Number 14954

>I thought theye were still there...
 
The PDP's? Naah. They're living with Dragonfly now. Kelly put her foot
down on living with computers that draw more power than the rest of the
apartment complex put together. Plus they're noisy, ugly, and kind of
tempermental. (OTOH, if we ever get a bigger place...)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 00:52:37
Message Number 14955

>I wonder about you sometimes Crystal.
 
Yeah--But I gotta live with her! :D
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:14:29
Message Number 14956

       Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you! :)
 
           ::SMOOCH:: to you!
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:15:39
Message Number 14957

       Okey Dokey, I was just stating that I think that Dragonfly is 
cool...
 
    /! Death Fennec -- ;>
/
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:17:20
Message Number 14958

       Blah, I shan't really care to mention what...But I shall have to
anyway...  Well, it seems that I have gotten a female pregnant, and I am
only 17 years of age, in sept. I shall be 18.  Anyways, she has had a 
test, in which case, it turned out POSITIVE.  BLAH!  Anyways, I do want
a kid, but I don't...See, I want a real relatinship, but all of the 
females around here are not mature enough (never thought I would hear me
saying something like that!) and I would really like to have a good one.
But it seems that this has just occured, since I was over there tonight,
and she told me this while we were in the pool together, and BOY, I was
kinda stunned, 'cause I was kinda thinking that she was kidding, but I
guess that we shall have to be together.  BUT I LIKE HER A LOT!  And I
would not really mind being with her the rest of my life, and she asked
me tonight, if I would mind marrying her, and I kinda said, Not really,
'cause I like you a lot, and as I went under, I heard her say 'I would-
n't mind marrying you', although I acted like I didn't hear her.  So, 
anyways, that is my most wonderful story, and I think that I am going to
commit Suicide or something ignerant like that.  I mean, hell, I know 
that I get along with children GREAT!, but I df
-- But I don't think that 'I' need one...Especially now ...
     17?  And so is she... Think about it...
 
  
 
       /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:26:58
Message Number 14959

     Thank you, and the same applies to you too! :)
 
 
        ::smooch::
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:28:06
Message Number 14960

      You forgot cute, too! :)
 
 
      ::smooch::
 
           /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: TURTLE              
Subject: !!:>           
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:29:22
Message Number 14961

       Damn, and I thought that I say things that I don't even under-
stand...
 
 
      /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/12/91 01:30:58
Message Number 14962

        HAH, Anyways, I suppose that is true, I have met some myself!
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: PROFESSOR           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: TRS-80         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 08:27:42
Message Number 14966

Three Model I's?  What in the world would you do with them?  I had one
until a year ago.  I gave it away when I moved.  It didn't get used
anymore.  Got replaced with a Tandy 1000EX.  Radio Shack may be 
expensive, but their stuff is reliable and they support it FOREVER.
You don't know of a Model 4P anywhere, do you?
						                                             Professor
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: ALL THAT CAN HELP...
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/12/91 15:13:29
Message Number 14968

     To all of you :  I have a serious problem that I would like some
feedback on...I am only 17 years of age, I am going on 18 fairly soon,
and there is this slight problem of me getting a female pregnant, and I
don't know if this is such a good idea, because of the fact that she 
wants to keep this child.  I am in a very intense situation that I am 
not completely ready to handle.  I TRULLY do want a relationship like 
this one, although I am not really sure that it is the right thing to 
do. She is also 17 years of age, and she still thinks that she wants to
keep it.  I have no problem with that, except the fact that /WE/ will 
not be able to run a normal life with a kid.  She asked if I would 
be likely to marry her, and I said, of course, I like you a hell of a 
lot, and I would do anything for you, (as I have before.), and I would
not mind marrying her, except that I think that I am too young, and, I
am not sure of this.  So /PLEASE/ if you have anything (NICE) to say
towards this problem, then please help me out here.  I picked this BBS
because I thought that all of you were very inteligant, and people that
I could concur with.  So please, write me...::sigh::...Thank you...
 
 
     /! De(pressed)ath Fennec -- ;>
 
 
        (more like -- Demoralizing Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: OPUS                
Subject: Uh/.           
Date & Time: 04/12/91 16:51:15
Message Number 14969

O> If I am as I was, was I as I am, since there's a dran good chance I 
O> wasn't yet? 
  
Today was tomorrow yesterday, ain't it funny how the time just slips 
away.  (Ozzy Osborne)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/12/91 16:54:21
Message Number 14970

Well, let me tell you something about Mormons.  FIrst of all, I can;t 
(can't) stand them.  I doesn't surprise me that they would have an easy
A type class just to expose more people to their twisted religion.  
  When I was a strong Christian I was witnessing to this guy I worked 
with.  He was considering Mormonism, and was trying to convert him to 
Christianity.  He asked me if I was willing to meet with him and some 
mormons.  I said that I would and when I got there.  I was facing off 
against three mormons.  Not just your run-of-the-mill mormons, mind 
you, these were ELDERS!  Me, sixteen years old, if that, trying to argue
mormonism with three mormon elders.  The incredible thing was that I 
won.  After I had done some more research, I discovered that the entire 
Book of Mormon (which they believe is even more divinely written than 
the Bible) was supposely written by the seed of Ephraim.  (Ephraim was 
one of the twelve sons of Abraham, who were supposed to lead the Israel-
ite people.)  Well, I found a passage in the Bible that said, "I 
shall cast you out of my sight, you and the entire seed of Ephraim." 
That was God speaking to Ephraim.  Well, I called the mormon elder and 
told him what I had found.  He was like "er.....um.......er......hmmm...
.....er....uh.....well,.....I'm sure there's a explanation for that."
 
He never called again.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Character      
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:05:28
Message Number 14971

Well, thanks but no thanks for your opinion of my character.  If you
recall, this storyboard is fictional.  Morphs and the like.  Well, I 
can  modify my character anyway I see fit.  Period.  I haven't 
seen /your/ character on the storyboard yet!  Also, I just didn't see 
the sense of wasting time resting and adding /all/ the little details. 
I think it would have been boring for the other users.  Secondly, I 
worked rather hard on that intro,  I like it.  I'm sorry if it didn't
match up to /your/ standards.  (dripping with sarcasm)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:10:16
Message Number 14972

CR>  ...Any way some things are much more appealint than they at 
> first may sound. 
  
I don't know about you sometimes!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:13:13
Message Number 14973

SS> I'd ahte to think of what wuold happen if Saavik and sher got ahold 
SS> of a couple of whiops and a few pairs of handcuffs. 
T> Yeah...wouldn't it be wonderful? (Staring dreamily off into space.)  
 
Er...um..I'm not into pain Turtle.  I try to avoid it.  But, I must 
admit that when one chick I was with gripped my thighs with her nails 
during orgasm, it was rather pleasureable.  
 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:18:23
Message Number 14974

T> HAHAHAHA!! *snurk* Hee, hee, hee.  *gasp* *gasp* "john Cougar 
T> Melonhead"...oh, that is classic! Heh heh heh. 
  
Thanks.  It's always nice to make you laugh.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:20:46
Message Number 14975

T> Yeah--But I gotta live with her! :D 
 
Like you /don't/ enjoy it.  hehehehe
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:23:31
Message Number 14976

DEFE> ..I think I am going to commit suicide or somethin ignorant like 
DEFE> that. 
  
Don't even think about pal!  You told me in chat once that you wanted 
a serious relationship, well, now you've got one.  Work with it. Show 
me that you're the responsible person that you said you could be.  
 Your going to be a father now, so work with it.  And call me if you nee
(need) to talk. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/12/91 17:29:23
Message Number 14977

Like I said, stick it out.  If she loves you and you love her then at 
least try to work it out.  I've been through an abortion and it damn 
near destroyed me.  And if she's thinking about keeping the baby, 
there's no way that she'
(she'd) give it up for adoption.  
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:38:17
Message Number 14978

SA>No One will ever enter my yard with intent to harm my family or
SA>property as long as she is patrolling.
 
Unless they have a gun with a silencer.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Lori           
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:39:28
Message Number 14979

Good.  You & me & Jonboy can gang up on her.  Or maybe just me & JB...
or maybe just me...heheheh.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:41:42
Message Number 14980

DF>...slapping ...spiked collar...
 
T>*Pow!* (crunch) Yikes, that looked painful.
 
HEHAHHEEHAHEHAHAHHEHAHEEEEHAHAHAHAHH*gasp*HEHSHAHEHSHEHHEHEHAHAHEHAHEHEH
*cough*HEHEHAHEHAHEHEHEHHehehehhehee hee hee...*breath*  *whew!*
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:54:59
Message Number 14981

JB>We for the most part are at the mercy of opinionated fools whatever
JB>direction thier opinions may take.
 
Ah, an excellent point!  And extrememly well spoken!
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Character      
Date & Time: 04/12/91 18:56:34
Message Number 14982

JB>[Unneeded critique on Scott Steel's character]
 
Hey, you.  Shut up...I don't see *your* character anywhere in there.
 
"Critics are people who do nothing...therefore they feel entitleed
to judge.  Bah!"   Jubal Harshaw
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: PROFESSOR           
Subject: TRS-80         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 19:04:23
Message Number 14983

P>Radio Shack may be expensive
 
Expensive junk...
 
P>but thier stuff is reliable
 
Yes, you always know that sooner or later it's going to break down.
 
P>and they support it FOREVER.
 
Yes, or until they come out with the next one, whichever comes first.
 
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/12/91 19:07:02
Message Number 14984

  Rough.  Have you two spoken with your parents yet?  What do they
think of the situation?
===========

From: RAT                 
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:00:30
Message Number 14988

My girlfriend and I had the same situation.  She had the test but 
didn't wait long enough and it came out positive.  A little while
later, she looked at it and it was negative.  The test your 
girlfriend had was one of the self quick tests, wasn't it.  If it
was, those things are sometimes have specific directions and if 
you don't do it exactly, it goes out wrong.  If your positive she's
pregnant, and she wants the kid, just stay with her and don't leave
her.  I think it's kinda silly keeping a baby at 17 though.  I'm
not saying that you're wrong or anything(hell, I'm only 1? myself)  but
do you know how much it's going to cost?  What do your parents think of
all this... if they know.  And will they help you with the money and 
everything?  Whatever happens,  I hope you and she are happy toghther
and I hope everything happens for the better.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: 1500           
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:13:06
Message Number 14989

Do you all realize that I'm really close to getting 15000?  Pretty neat
huh?
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: modems         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:14:17
Message Number 14990

Does anyone have anything above a 1200 baud modem for sale.  Please 
drop a message if you do.  I'm looking for one to buy and I'm going
to sell my 1200.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:15:45
Message Number 14991

This message is even closer to the greatest message in the world.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: 15000]         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:16:47
Message Number 14992

       11111        55555         000000     0000000    000000
          11        55            00  00     000 000    00  00
          11        55555         00  00     000 000    00  00 
          11           55         00  00     000 000    00  00
       11111111     55555         000000     0000000    000000
   
        
 e
      iiiii     sssss
        i       ss
        i       sssss 
        i          ss
      iiiii     sssss
                               mmmmm  iiiii  nnn n  eeeee
                               m m m    i    n n n  e
                               m m m    i    n n n  eee
                               m m m    i    n n n  e
                               m m m  iiiii  n nnn  eeeee
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: anything       
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:23:04
Message Number 14993

If anyone has anything to say, please go ahead and do so... I now
give you permission.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:24:22
Message Number 14994

I don't suppose any one had any modems because i didn't get a message
from anyone.  Im lonely.  And i can't spel eiter.  Please leave me a 
message if you're bored because i am too.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: all            
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:26:24
Message Number 14995

does anyone know why I am typing these messages?  
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: all            
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:27:12
Message Number 14996

If you don't know, read the next message.  Does that sound OK to you
all?
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: because        
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:28:17
Message Number 14997

I'm typing this message so I can get the great message.  The
grand daddy of them all.So far.  15000!  
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: friends        
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:30:12
Message Number 14998

I had to type 13 message just to get the message coming up in two
messages.  Pretty lame huh?
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:31:17
Message Number 14999

Dont forget to read the next message.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: ALL                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/12/91 21:33:43
Message Number 15000

111111111111     55555555555    000000000000   00000000    00000000000
       11111     55555          000000  0000   000  000    0000  00
       11111     55555          000000  0000   000  000    0000  00000
       11111     55555          000000  0000   000  000    0000  00000
       11111     55555555555    000000  0000   000  000    0000  00000
       111111          55555    000000  0000   000  000    0000  00000
       11111           55555    000000  0000   000  000    0000  00000
       11111           55555    000000  0000   000  000    0000  00000
111111111111111  55555555555    000000000000   00000000    00000000000
This here message is 15000.  It is the best message as I am typing.
Just because I got it, doesn't mean you cant get the next one.
It took me years of school to learn how to get great messages like this
one. If you try hard enough, you can have anything.  The next good
message is 15151 and then 15555 and then 16000 .....but those won't ever
be better than 15000!  Ha Ha Ha He He He!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RAT                 
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:10:53
Message Number 15001

I'm bored of reading your messages leading up to 15000.  BTW, how much 
are you looking to get for your 1200 baud modem?  I
will be needing one when The Specialist and I get our BBs set up. 
Launch date will be sometime in May. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RAT                 
Subject: friends        
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:12:40
Message Number 15002

R> Pretty lame huh? 
  
Yep.  You accused me of cheating to get a message number and now you're 
doing to same thing I did.  CHEATER!!!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:55:13
Message Number 15004

>...and I think that I am going to commit Suicide or something ignorant
>like that...
 
Well, lesse here. A simple cost/benefit analysis might be in order.
First, Suicide. Disadvantages: Well, it's permanent, nothing good can
ever happen to you again, the kid gets raised without a father, every-
one you know gets pissed off, you don't get to see how things turn out,
the world goes on without you. Advantages: None.
Staying alive. Disadvantages: Diapers, income tax. Advantages: walks on
the beach, the thought that raising a kid doesn't take forever, trips
to Disney World, computers, sunsets, driving fast to the middle of no-
where in the middle of the night, Mountain Dew, loud music, cool movies,
good friends, roller coasters, pizza, Christmas, full moons, Furry
Parties, hot horny foxes, good books, The Far Side, George Carlin,
voting against George Bush, and the disadvantages from #1 above
do not apply. Plus, you still have the option of doing something more
interesting than decomposing, ya know?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE PROFESSOR       
Subject: TRS-80         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:12:59
Message Number 15005

>Three Model I's? What ii the world do you do with them?
 
Not much, truth be told. I used to have a model 4P, but those machines
have some really bizzare problems and tend to eat power supplies. No,
I don't know of any anywhere.
 
You want to talk weird ancinet computers? Sitting next to my Model 4 is
an Apple Lisa that thinks it's a Macintosh. It'll kinda run Mac
software, sort of, as long as the program is reasonably well-behaved
and follows all of Apple's guidelines religiously. Games, of course,
generally don't do to well on the Lisa.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:17:18
Message Number 15006

T> Yeah--But I gotta live with her! :D
SS>Like you /don't/ enjoy it.
 
Well, I didn't say THAT.... heh heh.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:18:30
Message Number 15007

>Unless they have a gun with a silencer.
 
Or a squirt gun full of ammonia, or a crossbow, or a billy club, or
a tazer, or...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:20:43
Message Number 15008

>Rough. Have you two spoken to your parents yet?
 
Funny you should mention that. Neither Fennec nor his girlfriend are
on speaking terms with their parents. It also doesn't help that Fennec's
parents are fanatic Fundamentalists of the type that make Jerry Falwell
shake his head and say "Those people need to lighten up."
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: RAT                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:23:22
Message Number 15009

*Sigh*
===========

From: SHANDRA             
To: OPUS                
Subject: Moving         
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:26:41
Message Number 15010

"Kheblan, huh? How did you get here? Who attacked you?" If anything,
the little morph is looking even more incoherent than before, and
thoughts of serious brain damage are running through my head.
In the rear of the bar, I notice the young human I vaguely noticed
before climbing all over Robert. "Oh, God," I think. Under my breath,
I mutter "I say, what subtlety!" in my best Cockney accent. In response
to the morph's questioning look, I shake my head and say "Never mind."
My tail is twitching again; with an effort, I stop it. "Do you
remember anything at all?"
===========

From: ROBERT              
To: KYARA TOKYO         
Subject: Hello...       
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:32:36
Message Number 15011

"I say, 'ow subtle!" Robert says when he gets the opportunity. "I may
assume you 'ave decided to resign the game, then?" He shifts to one side
and slides the young lady off his lap. "Seems like restraint is a con-
cept you should become acquainted with." He straightens his suit and
adjusts the lapels with exaggerated care. "By the terms of our agreement
I rather think I should be making the next move, don't you? An' I
think that I still 'aven't eaten my breakfast yet." He signals to the
barmaid, and orders two eggs, toast, and coffee. With another grin,
he waves his hand over the board and says "While we wait, 'ow about
another game?"
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 23:52:35
Message Number 15012

(On dogs vs cats)
 
Well - I like just about any critter (and I mean ANY) but my buddy
Captain has been with me for 9 years now and a more trustworthy
companion you couldn't find anywhere.  Cats are Ok, but I really
prefer the company of my dog because we can /do/ things together
and he /wants/ to.  Cats are pretty indifferent and absolutely
refuse to participate in outdoor events.  Besides - I have three 
neighbors that have been broken into but my neighbor that has a
dog and myself were not even considered (or they changed their
mind very rapidly!).  For sheer versatility and a buddy/buddy
relationship - dogs can't be beat.
 
                                     A Dog-Lovin JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 00:07:31
Message Number 15013

DF> marriage
Arrrggggghhhhhhh!  Bad bad bad bad Death Fennec!  Don't screw up 
even worse than you already have!  Marriage is not a solution to 
a bad birth control problem.  Please reconsider at great length.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/13/91 00:38:30
Message Number 15014

T> ...It also doesn't help that Fennec's parents are fanatic Fundamental
ists of the type that make Jerry Falwell shake his head and say "Those
people need to lighten up."
  
Wonderful, I'd love to be there when he tells them about her being 
pregnant.  I love reminding "Christians" of their obligation to love
and forgive endlessly, and how they need to be support their children, 
no matter how bad to behave.  I swear that parents love to quote teh
(the) scripture that says, Children obey your parents.  But they seem 
to ignore the scripture that is right next to it.  Parents don't do 
anything to cause your child to be angry.  (Not these are not exact 
quote, sue me.) 
  
s
===========

From: KYARA TOKYO         
To: ROBERT              
Subject: Hello...       
Date & Time: 04/13/91 00:48:39
Message Number 15015

  With a frustrated, sarcastic tone Kyara retorts, "I say, you are so 
stuffy.  I guess we can play another game though."  She reaches down and
starts picking up the pieces, and realizes that Robert hasn't move, she 
says, "What, are you dead?  You could help me here?" 
  Robert leans down and assists Kyara with gathering the pieces. With 
that done, they reset the game.  "Well, I believe that you have the 
first move this game."  She has a look of frustration and comtempt that 
is intentionally obvious.  
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:49:09
Message Number 15019

"Hurt so good, come one, Baby, make it hurt so good, 
 Sometimes love don't feel like it should, 
 You make it [thump thump] hurt so good" Guitar Rif. 
 
John Cougar Melancamp (head). 
  
/\/\/\_________Kick start my heart, will ya? Saavik, LTD (tm)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:51:04
Message Number 15020

SS>She (Red) is an expert at flirting, but you run a close second.
  
(sigh) Always second best.........(sigh) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:52:12
Message Number 15021

SA>We could have .......... Sadistcon. 
SS>Well, I wouldn't be there. 
 
We'll miss you. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: OPUS                
Subject: Uh/.           
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:53:42
Message Number 15022

Quoting Popeye.    
 
        "I y'am what I y'am." (Toot Toot) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:58:13
Message Number 15023

CY to SS>Any way, some things are much more appealing then they at first
         may sound. 
  
Hehehe. *Crack that whip* ----- Devo. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/13/91 11:59:24
Message Number 15024

CY>In a little bit of pain there can be a great deal of pleasure. 
  
Ok, I concede that. But then it isn't really pain, is it??? :) 
 
                  =======*S A A V I Q U E*=========
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:02:26
Message Number 15025

Say, does Kelly have a nightstick???? Hehehe. Reminds me of that ZZ top
song....."She might get out her nightstick, and hurt me real, real bad" 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:03:25
Message Number 15026

T>But you must be at the very least a talented understudy, yesssss? 
  
Aye, Mate, the Lady in Red taught me everything I knows. We been 'mates'
since 1975........ 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:11:18
Message Number 15027

Cute??? (blush) 
  
My nose is glowing, I'm flying........"Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!!!"
 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:17:02
Message Number 15028

TS:Unless they have a gun with a silencer. 
 
Oh, sure. Well, tell me "what" security system is fool proof!!!!!! 
I didn't say she was perfect...... in fact, she's rather goofy. She 
grins and it's the stupidest looking thing......:)   
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From: SAAVIK              
To: RAT                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:22:25
Message Number 15029

I have but one thing to say to you, Oh mighty God of Message # 15000.
   
There ain't no point in movin' on, if ya got no where to go.... 
  
15555 is the number that rules!!!!!!! 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:23:58
Message Number 15030

Don't get a 1200, get a 2400. The price difference isn't that much. 
     
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From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:25:47
Message Number 15031

T> (speaking on advantages of living) 
  
That was beautiful, Turtle. Truly, beautiful. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:27:27
Message Number 15032

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but before the taser or the billy club, or the ammonia
gets her, she's going to bark her fool head off. And have you ever tried
to beat of a vicious dog?????? It isn't as easy as it looks in the 
movies. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 12:31:00
Message Number 15033

Yay!!! Chock one more up for the Dogs!!!!!!! 
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: lyrics         
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:23:25
Message Number 15035

"Living and dying,
laughing and crying,
it's all the same
when you're six feet below."
                
Metallica
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:27:15
Message Number 15036

I got message #15036!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahehehahahaha
  
yippee
 
      P.Whipped
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:46:02
Message Number 15037

SA> "Hurt so good....." - John Cougar Melonhead. 
  
That's the song I was thinking of.  
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:47:15
Message Number 15038

SA> (sigh) Always second best......(sigh) 
 
Oh, now, don't downing yourself....you know how we all feel about you. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:48:19
Message Number 15039

SA> We could have ......Sadistcon. 
SS> Well, I wouldn't be there. 
  
SA> We'll miss you. 
  
Yep.  That's the point.  I'd want to be missed by this falling whips. 
You'd ahve to kidnap me to get me to be there.  Of course, I wouldn't 
put that past Turtle.  We know how much he loves kidnapping people. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:52:12
Message Number 15040

SA> There ain't no point in movin' on, if ya got no where to go..
 
And the road that I have walked upon, well it filled my pockets, 
and emptied out my soul....
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/13/91 14:53:28
Message Number 15041

SA> Don't get a 1200, get a 2400. The price difference isn't that much. 
  
Let me ask you something, does a 2400 baud modem pick 2400 only, or 
does it pick up 2400 and lower bauds? 
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From: HACMAN              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: New BBs        
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:03:16
Message Number 15042

Yes I did say a NEW BBS.   
          HEY EVERYBODY......LISTEN UP!
There's a new BBS in town.  Mine.  Its called Ye Olde English Den (named
after my puppys' breed).  I'm running C-Netv4.0 and I'd be thrilled for 
all of you to call me.  I put it up at 9pm-6am 7 days.  Tele# is
493-8401, crawling along at 300/1200 baud.  If you sign on, leave me a 
message where I know you from, and you'll have instant full access.  I
will admit it's kinda small yet...but with you guys help, it'll grow.
Try it out.  BTW, because of the name of the new bbs, all previous 
discussion about my handle is now moot.  I changed it to Inn Keeper.
I needed something appropriate.   Thanks.
               Hacman, Burney, Inn Keeper
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From: HACMAN              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: young users    
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:10:19
Message Number 15043

  Well at present, all the users that call me are a little older. 
(30-65).  However, dont let this discourage anyone.  Call and make an 
area for yourselves.  Be glad to have everyone!
I also enjoy on-line /chatting/ and my message bases are small but 
growing.  I've been up for 4 nites so far.
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From: HACMAN              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: spiked collar  
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:20:51
Message Number 15044

You didn't /really/ use that shock collar did you?  I heard of a guy
in town that uses one. He guarantees that a dog will be trained after
you get him back.  Of course, the dog has NO personality other than
wimp and is afraid to do anything!  I also heard he feels as though
he needs to break a dogs spirit in the training process....denies them
food, keeps them in a cage in the sun..without water, etc.  I'd like him
to go to jail for cruelty to animals.  He IS legal though...has food and
water on property.  Also he has high friends too!
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From: HACMAN              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: show dogs      
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:35:44
Message Number 15045

  Actually, I can show you at least one breeder that /yes/ does make a 
living out of show, raising, studding, dogs...but does NOT make a
BUSHEL of money.  It is my personal opinion that it all depends on the
popularity of the breed and geographical location.  Ex: a Husky or 
similar breed would be a poor investment in florida, but in Alaska,
that might be a diifferent story.  Also, the general popularity of the 
breed itself.  A chiuawa(sp) might not ba as financially rewarding
as lets say a german shephard or doby.
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From: HACMAN              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: doby           
Date & Time: 04/13/91 15:53:34
Message Number 15046

OOOOOhhh boy.  I really wish I could've got a doby.  But my wife and I
were going to look at a doby pup and she suggested tthat we go the the 
animal shelter to see if they have and /doby/ pups first.  After
arriving at the shelter, we saw a cage with no dog in it.  After my wife
inquired, the attendant let us in and out waddled this REALLY cute
Old English Bulldog pup...5 weeks old.  Needless to say, thats what 
we brought home that day.  She just fell in love with it.  After looking
at it, and after looking at me, I knew I was out voted.  Oh well!
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:48:02
Message Number 15049

     Thank you...
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:48:49
Message Number 15050

     Yes, I know.  I think that you are right.  Anyways ... Thanks 
Again ...
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:49:46
Message Number 15051

     AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! I don't think that
I am going to tell them just yet.  I know, stupid idea, huh?
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:53:56
Message Number 15053

         Blah .... You are right, as usual ... :)
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:55:13
Message Number 15054

     Well, I seem to like her a hell of a lot, and my older brother has
said that the way that I act, and the way that I speak of her, I am in
love with her.   Anyways ... THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE...
 
 
 
   /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/13/91 17:56:45
Message Number 15055

     yes, you are cute!
 
 
 
 
 
    /! Death fennec -- ;>
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From: OPUS                
To: SHANDRA             
Subject: Well..         
Date & Time: 04/13/91 20:17:45
Message Number 15056

     "it's seems everyoen is intersted in MY memory", sighs Kheblan, "
you can probably remember what has happened to me of late better than I 
can, yet everyone seem to be wanting to know what /I/ remember, well I
have never heard of a Sword and Circle clan (or whatever it was), but a
Sword inside of a Circle does seem to be a familiar symbol, where did I
see it. ahh yes, now I remeber."  Kheblan lifts his foot to show you a
branding of a sword in a circle etched on the bottom of his foot, "Is
this helpful, or imporant?", asks he, and then continues, "I can't
remember how I obtained it, but everytime I show it to people they
sream and scram."
 
^^ should be scream
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/13/91 20:59:11
Message Number 15057

S> I don't see what fascination that /anyone/ would have with whips...
S> ...in pain there is no pleasure.
    
   Some sadists find pleasure in the idea of being punished. Damn if I
know why, but some people really like whips...
     
   Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:01:41
Message Number 15058

>...Like performing. Most of the musicians I know lead very unhappy
> day lives because of it... life bullship is almost too much for them
> to handle after a night of "rock n roll".
     
    Ya know, I just had, well -- let's call it an "interesting" time
with someone I had hoped would be a new girlfriend, and wound up just
being friends.  Where did I first turn to, to console me?  My guitar.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: :>             
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:04:16
Message Number 15059

No.  Dragonflies do more than pond-hop, eat, and philosophize. But
we're trying to hide all of those activities from zoologists.
       
                         *SMOOCH!
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: OPUS                
Subject: Uh/.           
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:07:43
Message Number 15060

>Something to ponder: If I am as I was, was I as I am, since there's a
>darn good chance I wasn't yet?
     
   Sorry. Logical contradictions aren't allowed on this board. (Assuming
time span where probability of both existing and non-existing.)
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:10:21
Message Number 15061

   Bingo! That's another extreme that I forgot to mention: only talking
about one religion. Thanks for adding it in.
                          //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:12:50
Message Number 15062

> Look I got two whips, they come in two sizes small and large.
    
   A better way to phrase it is: "They come in two sizes... big and
BIGGER!"   :P
    
> Some things are much more appealing then they at first may sound.
     
   Right on, woman. Ever tried squid?
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:17:31
Message Number 15063

Dear Death Fennec,
   I'm leaving a response in E-mail.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:38:08
Message Number 15066

   Hang in there.  This sure as HELL isn't an easy situation. How 
supportive are your parents? And how supportive are her parents? 
     
   Have you talked with her over every alternative? That is, what does
she feel about abortion? Adoption? 
     
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: RAT                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/13/91 21:49:10
Message Number 15067

   I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms. 
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/13/91 23:49:50
Message Number 15068

		       Well, I would like to say to everyone that I /HAVE/ spoken with
Lisa about all the alternatives that I can think of...To dragon fly, I 
haven
---- I haven't told my parents yet about it, and neither has she.  I'm
kinda feeling wierd about this, AND, I have something else to say, she
has said that if/when (more like when) we get married, she wants to be
married on Valentines Day, in "91...Blah ... I would like to also, and
I would like to say to Scott Steel if he reads this, is that I thank -
him for telling me that since I wanted a relationship like this one, I
should take it while I have it.  I shall be going for now.  And thanks
again ...  ;) ::sniff::
 
 
       /| Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: CRYSTAL             
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:11:52
Message Number 15073

SS> I don't know about you sometimes!
          
Thats ok,  I didn't believe it either, till I tried it.
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From: CRYSTAL             
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:25:35
Message Number 15074

S>Ok, I concede that.  But then it isn't really pain, it is??? :)
     
I am not sure.  But I have heard that when they hung people way back 
when, that just before death they did become sexually stimulated.  Why
I don't know, in fact I don't even know if it has anything to do with
what we are talking about.  I don't know why my body reacts to things 
the way it does,  but I am glad I had the courage to try it just once.
I guess you could say I got hooked on it like some people get hooked on
Coke.  But then again the right partner is just as important as the 
degree of pain.  Anyway it supposed to be a fun thing and if both are
not having fun then no pleasure can cum of it.
        
                               * CRYSTAL *
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From: CRYSTAL             
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:37:25
Message Number 15075

Funny you should mention the night stick, I had one but it disapeared
with my roomate before Turtle.
      
                              * CRYSTAL *
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From: CRYSTAL             
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/14/91 01:46:14
Message Number 15076

DRF> Some things are much more appealing then they at first may sound.
  
This is true, however squid is NOT one of them.  I have tried squid and 
it tasted like a limited service spare.
       
                               * CRYSTAL *
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/14/91 13:17:20
Message Number 15079

DrF> Some things are much more appealing than they at first may sound.
   
Cr> This is true, however squid is NOT one of them.  I have tried squid
Cr> and it tasted like a limited service spare.
     
   You obviously didn't have it in the right restaurant.  If squid is
overcooked, it's rubbery and tasteless.  If squid is undercooked, it's
slimy.  But if a real chef gets ahold of squid, and prepares it right,
it's one of life's greatest pleasures.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: ALL                 
Subject: picnick        
Date & Time: 04/14/91 15:05:56
Message Number 15081

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 Where? Chef Paul's, Tamiami Trail (Rt 41) at 16th ST (Gulf side)
 Who?   ALL callers, sysops, friends, spouses, etc.
 Why?   Because there will be great giveaways, great conversation
        and an inexpensive fun time!!
 
   For more details, call Suncoast City at (813)953-5505
.
-=[  And a SPECIAL invitation to all aLTER rEALITY callers !! ]=-
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From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: SYSOP               
Subject: hi             
Date & Time: 04/14/91 15:07:22
Message Number 15082

Greetings, Turtle! I like the new setup - very smoo - ooth !!
If you saw previous message, we're having another PICNICK!! I
got some great stuff to either give away or get rid of at
insane prices (like a real 68000 computer, power supply AND
amber monitor for a really silly price!, and 10 current, GOOD
books on "C", as well as the usually miscellaneous weird stuff
(like a 100 number phonedialer, a water heater timer, a NEW CB
monitor, etc., etc., etc)....PLEEZE try to make it to this one,
along with the regular gang of crazies....I promise FUN!! :)
--regards, Chas.
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From: SAAVIK              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: lyrics         
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:35:36
Message Number 15088

"Don't close your eyes, Don't close your eyes (I-yee-I's) 
 Don't sing your last lullabye." 
 --------------- Kix
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From: SAAVIK              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:36:43
Message Number 15089

PW> I got message #15036!!!!!!! 
  
So? 
  
:)
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:37:33
Message Number 15090

SA>"Hurts so good...." 
SS>That's the song I was thinking of. 
 
Yeah, I thought so.  
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:38:38
Message Number 15091

SS>....you know how we all feel about you. 
 
Well, I feel with my hands..... how do you feel?
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:39:48
Message Number 15092

And all thoses insecurities that have held me down for so long, 
Might say I found a cure for these, 
But at least I know them, so they're not so strong. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:40:51
Message Number 15093

I have a Zoom 2400. It will automatically adjust 300/1200/2400 to
whatever the host modem speed is (the BBS). It's external, I got it mail
order for under $100.00.     What a deal. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: HACMAN              
Subject: spiked collar  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:44:10
Message Number 15094

I've know trainers whose methods make my skin crawl. both dog and horse
trainers. The "no bark" collar was the last resort for a dog that simply
would not "shut up". The only step beyond that is surgery. 
It may sound inhuman....(both the surgery and the "no bark") but it's 
better than the only other alternative is putting the animal to sleep. 
A dog that will not stop barking is usually a very nervous and hyper 
animal anyway. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: HACMAN              
Subject: doby           
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:47:06
Message Number 15095

Dobies are peculiar (sp?) critters. They are very faithful and loyal but
they don't take disapline well..... they are very insecure. You can 
break their heart with one mean word or a dirty look...... that is, if 
you are their person. As far as strangers are concerned, most dobies 
are instantly suspicious and mistrusting unless "their person" is 
there and doesn't seem alarmed by the stranger. 
My dogs can instantly sense how I feel about a person who visits us. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:50:07
Message Number 15096

Don't put telling your parents off too long.  They'll just be even more
upset that you didn't confide in them. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:51:13
Message Number 15097

Thanks, Fennec. You're cute too. 
   
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From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:52:32
Message Number 15098

Silk Scarves.....hmmmm. I know I've got one around here somewhere. 
Ah, over there, is that it???? 
Nope, just an old faded bandana.... will that do?
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:53:51
Message Number 15099

"While my guitar gently weeps." 
I know many musicians who turn inside of themselves and their music when
thinks get touch. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: :>             
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:54:54
Message Number 15100

Ah! Velly interesting...... is that a strange man I see following you 
with a butterfly net and a Khaki hat????? 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 19:57:45
Message Number 15101

..... no pleasure can cum of it...... 
cute pun, Cyrstal. And you are right, yet again (shades of Turtle) 
If both partners enjoy it, then there is nothing wrong with "whatever" 
sexual practice it is. 
I've heard that about people becoming sexually stimulated as they are 
being "strangled". Sick!!! That's way too dangerous! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 20:00:11
Message Number 15102

So the Nightstick disappeared before you could use it on Turtle, eh? 
Lucky Turtle. 
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/14/91 21:29:47
Message Number 15104

       Well, I dunno how I am going to put it to them.  I am have been
speaking with Lisa, and h
-- she still wants to have this kid, /AND/ she wants to get married to
get married, and guess when !!! /ON VALENTINES DAY!/  Wow, it seems she
really wants this to go thru.  So do I, but there still the thought of
us being a little too young.  Hmm.  Well, it seems that I have been ---
having a lot of problems lately, and I think that I am losing friends.
I dunno, well, please leave me some feedback...thank you ...
 
 
 
    /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/14/91 22:36:55
Message Number 15105

        Ahh, Gee, Tanx... (blush blush)
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: RAT                 
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:40:44
Message Number 15108

R>Pretty lame, eh?
  
Not any more lame than someone else I know.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:45:57
Message Number 15109

Mellonhead:
 
"I was born in a small town...and I live in small town.
 I'll probably die in this small town, and that's good enough, for me.
 
Oh, joy. 
 
 I married an LA doll and brought her to this small town
 Now she's small town, just like me.
 
Oh, and I bet that endeared her to you, eh, John?
 
 
Actually, I can't wait for John's next song...
 
"Think I'll have a cheeseburger
 Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger.
 Gonna have mustard on that cheesburger.
 And that's good enough for me...."
 
He is so insipid.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:50:43
Message Number 15110

SA>..before the taser or the billy club or the ammonia gets her, she'll
SA>be barking her fool head off
 
Ah, right!  'At's my point.  With a gun, you don't have to wait for her
to bark her head off...you can do it with the gun!
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:54:37
Message Number 15111

Well, Turtle has enlightened me on the situation between you & your
folks, and all I can say is that I'm sorry to hear about it.  Seems
to me that it might be a good idea to make amends...eating a little
crow might not be a bad idea when you consider all your alternatives.
 
Sorry if this isn't very helpful.  Oh, not that I don't care about
your situation, cause I do, but suicide is a piss-poor idea.  ONe
last time...are you sure that she is pregnant?  I mean, absolamente'
positivo?  If not, then better make *Real* sure.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: OPUS           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:05:25
Message Number 15112

What the hell are we going to do with Kheblan's character?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:27:13
Message Number 15116

>Cats are pretty indifferent and absolutely refuse to participate in
>outdoor events.
 
Yes; that's part of the reason I /prefer/ their company to that of dogs.
You don't gotta excercise 'em, they don't come whining up to you with
a ball in their mouths when you're otherwise occupied; they can find
ways to amuse themselves; and they are not easily impressed. The latter
quality is an important one in my book.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:31:08
Message Number 15117

>Hehehe. *Crack that whip*
 
Oh, good. ENCOURAGE her. 
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:31:41
Message Number 15118

CY>In a little bit of pain there can be a great deal of pleasure.
SA>Ok, I concede that.
 
Really? :>
 
SA>But then it isn't really pain, is it???
 
That doesn't follow...the definition of 'pain' doesn't specify that the
recipiant can't enjoy it, now, does it?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:33:29
Message Number 15119

SA>"Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!!!!"
 
Would you prefer 'highly aesthetic?'
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:35:36
Message Number 15120

>I got message #15036!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*whimper* Sure, hog the /really/ good ones. Hmph.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:36:34
Message Number 15121

>You'd ahve [sic] to kidnap me to get me there. Of course, I wouldn't
>put that past Turtle. We know how much he loves kidnapping people.
 
I think I'm actually ready to become upper management and supervise
other people kidnapping their victims, actually. That way I get to
mastermind the operation without having to do any of the grunt work...
Hey, I like that! I want to be a criminal mastermind when I grow up.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:40:46
Message Number 15122

>Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
 
*snort* Too flimsy.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Squid          
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:43:13
Message Number 15123

>I have tried squid and it tasted like a limited service spare.
 
I hate those things...the full-sized variety are much better. Perhapa
(or perhaps) kraken?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:45:02
Message Number 15124

PW> I got message #15036!!!!!!!
SA> So?
 
So? SO??!! He got the best possible message number before #32712, and
and you say SO???
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:46:29
Message Number 15125

>I have a Zoom 2400.
 
I'm sorry...Zoom modems are notorious for having all sorts of problems.
They're the Avatex of the 2400 baud community. Uncle Bob's was running
off a Zoom...past tense...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:47:57
Message Number 15126

>Nope, just an old faded bandana.... will that do?
 
Well, they're sturdier than silk scarves, but they're also too short.
Two of 'em knotted together work pretty well. Silk scarves are for
wimps...clothesline works best. (Actually, there is a really big
psychological difference between using something that can't really
restrain, like a scarf, and something that /can/...and half the fun is
/knowing/ you aren't in a position to be going anywhere, you know?)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:50:59
Message Number 15127

>If both partners enjoy it, then there is nothing wrong with "whatever"
>sexual practice it is.
 
"Both partners"? Isn't that assuming rather a lot itself? :>
Not to pick nits, but I'd argue that anything that causes physical
damage is probably not cool regardless of how much the people involved
enjoy it.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:52:42
Message Number 15128

>So the nightstick disappeared before you could use it on Turtle, eh?
 
Naah...she and I started, ahem, 'going out' (I've always thought that
was a corny phrase!) before we became roommates. I still haven't let
her use the whip, though; nightsticks are just straight out.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: OPUS           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 00:55:17
Message Number 15129

>What the hell are we going to do with Kheblan's character?
 
You got me...I thinks a lot of that's up to Opus.  Kheblan needs to get
his memory back...right now he's a babbling Looney Tune.
===========

From: SHANDRA             
To: OPUS                
Subject: huh?           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 01:00:20
Message Number 15130

I examine the tattoo on the little morph's foot. Doesn't look familiar,
but it does look like it's been there for a long time. Curioser and
curioser. This thing has a funny smell to it; not like racial violence,
not random at all. Military? He mentioned reporting for duty somewhere,
like he was in the military...hmm. A scan of available military records
might be in order. Robert might recognize the tattoo, if it is
military; he's a storehouse for that sort of information...hmm. I notice
my tail is twitching again, and force it to stop. "Wait here," I say,
and cross the room.
===========

From: ROBERT              
To: KYARA TOKYO         
Subject: & OPUS         
Date & Time: 04/15/91 01:11:41
Message Number 15131

"Well, now, stop pouting. All things come to 'e who waits." Robert
kisses the back of Kyara's hand, and smiles at her. "An' isn't the
anticipation 'alf the fun? You'll be making good on your wager soon
enough, never fear." His breakfast arrives, and he carefully stows the
chessmen away and places the set under his seat. "'ello," he says as a
tall, tawny cat-morph walks over to the table. "Shandra, I'd like you to
meet miss Kyara, my lovely chess partner. Kyara, this is Shandra."
 
"Uh-huh. Listen, this mean anything to you? You ever see a tattoo that
looks something like this?" The cat-morph draws a quick sketch on a
napkin, sword enclosed in circle. Robert picks it up, studies it for
a moment. "I 'ave, rather. Special Operations Unit, French elite
military squadron. Rather like the American Special Forces. They were
trained in close-combat fighting, infiltration, and special operations
for spacecraft-based missions. 'Ad zero-gee combat training, too. Nasty
lot, those, very dangerous. Politicians didn't know 'ow to 'andle them.
Special Ops Unit 'asn't existed for...oh, lessee, must be almost twelve
years now. Lot of them became mercenaries after the Trog Wars. Some of
them were involved in that coup attempt in New Panama last summer, from
what I 'eard. Why?"
 
Shandra shrugs. "Oh, no reason. I'm just thinking about dating one of
them, that's all." She turns and walks away, tail twitching. Robert
shrugs and returns his attention to the things more at hand: breakfast,
and his companion. "Strange one, Shandra. Bit twitchy," he says.
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: tellin' them   
Date & Time: 04/15/91 12:21:45
Message Number 15132

The longer you put off telling your parents about your situation, the 
harder it will be for you to do.
  As the sneaker commercial says... JUST DO IT.
 
See ya,
Knight Owl
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: picnic.....    
Date & Time: 04/15/91 12:44:04
Message Number 15133

Remember thatindoor picnic that I told you about? Well, C. Dittel was 
back with info about it....
Read message # 15081.
 
L8R!
Knight Owl
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Johns Insipid  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 14:03:17
Message Number 15135

 Perhaps Mr. Mellon(Camp)Head is yearning to be just like Jimmy Buffet?
Cheeseburger songs are ok in my book. Almost as good as Vulcan Bashing.
                     
                         Hi Saavik ;>                    Thumper One
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/15/91 14:06:28
Message Number 15136

    How about having Turtle or some other Relativly Driven Person to 
compile an index of Sexual Stimulation. One for Actions, and one for
Substances. Where would Yoo-Hoo be on the Substance index? And Where
Would BBS'ing be on the Action Index. Probably next to, respectivly,
Tofu and Watching Roaches mating. 
                                                  Thumper One
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:21:09
Message Number 15138

> Silk Scarves... Nope, just an old faded bandana... will that do?
    
   So long as it's an old, faded bandana and not an old, faded banana.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:22:14
Message Number 15139

BINGO!  During one of my most stressful months, I was practicing the
guitar about seven or eight hours a day -- just gently drifting among
the clouds of music my hands wove.  My guitar teacher was impressed by
how much I improved. (He called me the best Gringo student he's ever
known -- quite a compliment.)  He never knew the real reason.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ;>             
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:24:42
Message Number 15140

S> Ah! Velly interesting.... is that a stange man I see following you
S> with a butterfly net and a Khaki hat?????
     
   Yipes! SAVE ME! <Flutter behind the chortling Saavique, then peek
over her shoulder...> Grrrr...
     
   How would you like it if I teased you, saying there's a sabre-toothed
tiger over there?
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:28:19
Message Number 15141

>...and I think that I am losing friends.
     
   Here's one friend you WON'T lose. Period.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/15/91 17:58:47
Message Number 15143

Hear hear.  Chalk five up for the cat-lovers.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:30:28
Message Number 15147

Fennec, if you're friends desert you now, then they weren't your 
friends to begin with. Well, perhaps they are just having a hard time
dealing with, or identifying with what you are going through. Hang in 
there, Dude. Better times will come, sooner or later. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:32:16
Message Number 15148

Hey! Are you making fun of "The Cougar" ???? 
Why, he's brought us such great songs as "Pink Houses" and "Jack and 
Diane". How dare you    (snicker, snicker, snort, snort) 
  
Next thing I know, you'll be picking on B-52's. Hmmph! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:33:58
Message Number 15149

TS><Prattle about shooting my poor dog in the head> 
  
Hmmmph! Well,whatever.    (sniffle)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:37:30
Message Number 15150

SA>*Crack that whip*
T>Oh, good. ENCOURAGE her. 
  
Well, it could be worse. She could get some spurs and a cowboy hat and 
boots........ 
   
                    "Ride 'em, Kelly" 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:38:50
Message Number 15151

Well, if you enjoy the "pain" then it doesn't really hurt. So it isn't 
really pain anymore. No? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:39:44
Message Number 15152

SA>"Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!!!! 
T>Would you prefer 'highly aesthetci?'
  
Um, if I knew what that meant......, maybe. 
Actually I was quoting "Rudolph the red Nosed Reindeer"   
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:43:36
Message Number 15153

So? What's so special about 15036???? Just another number. Isn't it? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:44:33
Message Number 15154

My Zoom modem has been very kind to me and it comes with a 8 year 
warranty. In fact I have two, an external and an internal. I know you 
are "the expert" on modems and such, I'm just saying that I have been 
happy with my purchase so far. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:46:10
Message Number 15155

T>....and half the fun is /knowing/ you aren't in a position to be 
      going anywhere, you know? 
  
OK, how about a strand of barbed wire then?
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:47:21
Message Number 15156

I stand corrected........... "If EVERYONE INVOLVED enjoys it, then
there's nothing wrong with 'whatever' sexual practice it is. 
  
Better? Happy? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:48:57
Message Number 15157

I'd draw the line at Nightsticks too. In fact, I'm not too fond of the 
idea of being whipped...... but the handcuffs are intriquing. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Johns Insipid  
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:52:53
Message Number 15158

Hello, Bunny Britches!!!!!! Vulcan Bashing?????? Hmmph!!!! I'd sooner 
kiss a Wookie! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:54:02
Message Number 15159

BBS and sex..... hmmmm. I dunno, I've had some pretty safe sex in the 
chat lounge on Terran.... kind of leaves you with that empty feeling 
after wards too. 
 
Bye the way, what in the hell is Tofu????? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:55:15
Message Number 15160

Bandana ---vs--- Banana. Yep, bananas would be of no use in this 
situation.   
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: ;>             
Date & Time: 04/15/91 20:56:56
Message Number 15161

OH, NO not a sabre toothed tiger. (Saavique wheels around pulling her 
phaser and dropping into a crouch..... seeing that she has been duped, 
she turns back around, stuffing the phaser back on her belt with a 
wry grimace) "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you
anyway!!" 
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:05:47
Message Number 15162

      Well, this is kinda hard to say, today she is 16 days late to have
her period, you tell me...Another thing, she wants to get married to me,
and I, the same to her, although there are problems that I do detect, as
in MONEY, etc... Hmm.  Well, I have also asked her if I may be able to 
see her take a test, and she says, 'Yes', so we are going to go to a ---
Womens Health Clinic in a few weeks to make sure.  (She wants to wait so
long because in case the tests were wrong, in which I don't think it is)
     Hmm.  Well, there is not really much else to say, because I don't -
really want to say anything that I may get yelled at by others that may
take this the wrong way.  Hmm.  Well, I have one more thing to say, and-
that is, I haven't told my parents yet about it, and I have no idea when
I will...
 
 
    /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: tellin' them   
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:10:37
Message Number 15163

     Well, I have this slight fear of doing so, because of the problems
that made me leave my house, like my step-father.  He used to beat me,-
and so I have been scared of what he may do, he is an asshole (pardon),
and I don't like him.  And if I told him without knowing for SURE, then
he would really kill me.  Anyways, this is not going the way that I had
expected it to.  Hmm.  Although I love her, and she loves me.
 
       /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:13:11
Message Number 15164

>Here;s one friend you WON'T lose.  Period.
>                     //Dragonfly//
 
 
     Thank you CPU, I do appreciate it.  And here is one that you won't
either... :sniff::
 
       /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/15/91 21:15:11
Message Number 15165

      At least YOU seem to think so.  I am kinda sure, but not really.
I don7t want to be hurt after finally getting what I want, and have it
come out not to be true... ::sigh::
 
 
   I guess that is the facts of life ::sigh::
 
       /! Death Fennce -- ;>
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/15/91 22:53:14
Message Number 15170

>...and they are not easily impressed. The latter quality is an 
> important one in my book.
    
   Like pets just like you, eh?
   Most people have pets to be loved.  Except cat lovers, who have pets
to be rejected.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/15/91 22:55:59
Message Number 15171

DrF> Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful.
    
T> *snort* Too flimsy.
     
   Okay. I'll send ya ten feet of barbed wire.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Squid & Kraken 
Date & Time: 04/15/91 22:57:09
Message Number 15172

    You're about as likely to eat kraken as you are to eat gryphon
steak.  Besides, smaller things have much better taste.  Pound for
pound, the amoeba is the most vicious creature on earth.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:02:02
Message Number 15173

> Where would BBS'ing be on the Action Index. Probably next to...
> Watching Roaches mating.
    
   Hey!  When those bugs get into a real orgy, the high pitched grunts
and groans make everyone in a five-centimeter distance stop and stare!
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:05:22
Message Number 15174

S> So? What's so special about 15036???? Just another number. Isn't it?
     
   Hah! Obviously you don't know the mystical experiences of 15036.
   First of all, if you remove the zero (which, metaphorically speaking,
is removing nothing) and you express the number in the Sacred 
Hexadecimal Code (God herself speaks in Hexadecimal.), you receive the
number 600, one-third of the Biblical Beast, representing the Antichrist
Himself.  If that doesn't shock fundamentalists, little will.
   Secondly, the number (again separated by that mystic zero) is 
composed of two composite numbers: the product of the first two odd
numbers, and the square of the first non-square composite number. This
represents the Armadillo's desire for Her followers to be extremely odd
and square.
   Thirdly, the fifteenth book of the Bible, third chapter, sixth verse
reads, "On the first day of the seventh month they began to offer burnt
sacrifices to the Lord, though the foundation of the Lord's temple had
not yet been laid."  This gives us a new number of 17, which in base
14 arithmetic is a divisor of the mystic number 42, the answer to life,
the universe, and everything. (This verse also contains mysteries which
I can't reveal to the uninitiated.)
               //The Kabbalistic Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:18:03
Message Number 15175

Oh, I wouldn't say bananas are of NO use in sex... just that I prefer
bandanas over bananas for my sexploits.
      
                        //Dragonfly// 
   
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: tellin' them   
Date & Time: 04/15/91 23:20:29
Message Number 15176

> He used to beat me, and so I have been scared of what he may do,
> he is an asshole (pardon), and I don't like him.
    
   Your stepfather sounds like a hideous person.  One idea: when you
confront him, could you bring along a friend? (Even your girlfriend
would be support.)
   
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:04:11
Message Number 15177

DrF to Rat> I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms. 
  
Geez...I don't like any human being could survive sure an experience. 
I think I'd be willing to give it a try. 
(assuming that I could find enough woman to indulge me.) (hehehe)
         A still perverted Scott Steel
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:07:43
Message Number 15178

C> ...it tasted like a limited service spare. 
 
Have you been eating tires again?  I thought you have reformed. 
I so disappointed in you. 
(Sigh)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: lyrics         
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:09:55
Message Number 15179

SA> Don't close your eyes.  Don't close your eyes. (I-yee-I's)
  
Did you know that Kix wrote that song in protest to Ozzy Osborne and 
Lita Ford's song "If I Close My Eyes Forver"?
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:11:54
Message Number 15180

SS> ...you know how we all feel about you. 
SA. Well, I feel with my hands...how do you feel? 
 
I feel fine.  I also feel up any female I'm allowed.  (YOU should know 
better than to leave that kind of a post to me.) ( hehehe) 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:13:39
Message Number 15181

Well, there ain't no point in moving on, until you've got somewhere to 
go.  And the road that I have walked upon, well it filled my pockets
and emptied out my soul. 
And all those insecurities that have held me down for so long, 
I can't say I've found a cure for these, 
but at least I know them, 
So they're not so strong.
You look for your dreams in heaven But what the hell are you supposed 
to do when they come true? 
Well there's one year of my life in these songs
And some of them are about you 
Now I know there's no I can write those wrongs 
Believe me I would not lie you've hurt my pride 
And I guess there's a road without you. 
But you once said there's a way back for every man, 
So here I am, 
Don't people change?  Here I am. 
Is it too late to try again
Here I am.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:23:51
Message Number 15182

SA> "While my guitar getly weeps."
  
Who did that song?  I love that song.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:24:55
Message Number 15183

SA> I've heard that about people becoming sexually stimulated as they 
SA> are being "strangled."
  
I've heard that.  I've heard that you've got to be very careful if
you're going to try it.  (NO1  I'm not suggesting you try it.  And, NO, 
I haven't tried it.)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:27:28
Message Number 15184

R> Pretty lame, eh? 
TS> Not any more lame than someone else I know. 
  
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.......
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:30:00
Message Number 15185

T> I want to be a criminal mastermind when I grow up. 
  
You've already grown up.  I'd hate to see what would happen to this 
country if you actually did lead a team of gangsters or something 
similar. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:31:23
Message Number 15186

DrF> Silk scarves, on the other hand, are wonderful. 
T> *snort* Too flimsy. 
  
What, can you break them?  
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:33:15
Message Number 15187

Y'know, I bet you're right about that idea of "feeling" restrained.  
But the reason for silk scarves in the first place is so that there are 
no marks afterward. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:34:55
Message Number 15188

T> I still haven't let her(Crystal) use the whips, though....
  
Crystal, I could hold him down for you. hehehehe
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:40:42
Message Number 15189

SA> "Ride 'em, Kelly"
  
Y'know, between you and me, we're going to drive Kelly to a frenzy and 
she'll end up really hurting our beloved Turtle.  Now, we wouldn't 
want that, now would we? 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:42:22
Message Number 15190

SA> Cute!!! He called me Cute!!!!
T> Would you prefer 'highly aesthetic?'
SA> Um,...Actually, I was quoting "rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
  
Figures, Encyclopedia Brown meets the fairy (Bitch) godmother. 
  
Geez, what's this world coming to? 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:45:09
Message Number 15191

SA to T> OK, how about a strand of barbed wire, then? 
 
You are twisted bitch, aren't you? 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:46:11
Message Number 15192

SA>....but the handcuffs are intriquing. 
 
TEASE!!!!
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Johns Insipid  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:46:47
Message Number 15193

SA> I'd sooner kiss a Wooker!
  
That could be arranged. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:47:41
Message Number 15194

SA> Bandana ---vs--- Banana.  Yep. bananas would be of no use in this
SA> situation. 
  
But I bet you could come up with some good uses for them. (snicker)
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:50:52
Message Number 15195

Tell your parents when you are POSITIVE that she is indeed pregnant.  
If you tell them now, you'll worry to hell out of them for what might 
be mothing.  BTW, a girl being 16 days late on her period isn't that 
big of a deal.  It's not totally unusual for a woman to skip a period 
do to stress or a cold or just about anything.  Just relax until you 
know for sure. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:56:01
Message Number 15196

You know, that was a total waste of disk space!
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: ALL                 
Subject: Smoking        
Date & Time: 04/16/91 00:58:58
Message Number 15197

Well, everybody, Scott Steel is goind to try, for the umpteenth, to 
quit smoking.  So please forgive any posts that are exceptionally rude. 
I start today, I figured that I'd better warn you. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: ALL                 
Subject: Speaking of..  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:00:38
Message Number 15198

Speaking of quitting....I've also decided to quit doing drugs...
especially the real addictive stuff...like coke.  Nasty stuff...
Anyway, I'm really appreciated any support you people could give 
along this wonderfully rugged road that I'm trying to walk on...
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