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21 -------------------------------The Rat---------------------------------------
22 The Rat thought things faster than he could say them. Wheels were always
23 spinning in his head. If he thought about money or women, you could hear the
24 turning. We heard them turning most of the time.
25     Poured cement and forged iron made the basement smell like an alley fire
26 escape. The only thing missing was the garbage cans, and the peeling paint o
27 the fire escape.
28     His little girl was cooking for us in the house upstairs. We were sittin
29 in the basement, around the radio, waiting for the food. The Rat? He was in
30 the pantry on the telephone. Those wheels were about to spin off the axle.
31     The squeals from the radio got on my nerves. I decided to go upstairs,
32 and talk to the Rat's little girl. She was sweet enough to risk getting him
33 mad. And hell, it might have led to something. "Are you about done there?" I
34 asked the girl at the sink.
35     "About, I'll bring it down in a minute," She was skinning potatoes into
36 the catcher in the sink. I walked up behind her, opened the fridge. "I am,
37 going to bring it down in a minute," The girl was afraid to have me behind
38 her like that. Like I wasn't good enough for her.
39     "Are you going to eat too?" Stupid thing to say. It was about the best 
40 could do with her there. Wither her hair, her dress. Right there! I walked
41 closer behind her.
42     The Rat hung up the telephone, and came out from the pantry. He saw me
43 next to his daughter. The next thing I knew, I was diving onto the linoleum
44 with him standing above me. His daughter was worried about how mad he was
45 too. She left me on the floor, and took the Rat out to the pantry.
46    I heard them laughing later that night. Laughing at me, probably. Damn
47 little bitch! I had to fix them, fix 'em for good. So I asked the boys if
48 they wanted to go out on their own. One or two of them said no, the others,
49 wanted to get the money from the Rat first.
50     The boys and I decided to get the money from him. His daughter would be
51 enough to get it. Not like we never kidnapped anyone before. The Rat had don
52 it too. One day, when the Rat had driven off, we took her. I was the one to
53 nab her, I did it. And liked it.
54 ------------------------------4-15-1986--------------------------------------
55  
56 Forgot to set the margins! -The Rat-
57 
58 Cris H. I got my modem to work. Finally.
59 
60 There are laws even Satan cannot break o keeper.  Should he try, his
61 punishment will be yours and you both will share the same fate.  I did not
62 say my knowledge of you comes from Christ or God.  It comes from a source
63 that all must obey.  The universe is filled with laws even Christ and Satan
64 must obey, and from the breach of these laws do I gain my power.
65 No, keeper, death threats do not work for I have died only once and can never
66 do so again.  I am cursed to assassinate those who break The Laws throughout
67 eternity.  You have potential of attaining greater knowledge but a punishment
68 must be extracted for your blatant non-conformity to the laws you MUST observe.
69 
70               Your Assassin
71 
72 
73 DOES ANYONE HAVE A CURRENT LIST OF LOCAL BULLETIN BOARDS? CALL 246-9775 DAN
74 testing what line this will be on.
75 
76 *******************j**************
77 Are you saying that * YOU * can 
78 bring judgement unto Satan !!!
79 HA HA thats very funy, insted of telling
80 me this Crap, why dont you tell 
81 him he has too obay YOUR laws.
82 Im sure he`ll find it pretty amussing.
83 But remember that laws are only
84 made so thy may be broke !!!!
85 You must be one HELL of a fool
86 if you actaully can sit their 
87 And say I AM MORE POWER FULL THEN
88 GOD - OR SATAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
89 boy are you confused., Oh and 
90 thats too bad youve only died wonce
91 it much more fun 5 or 6 th time.
92 Good luck Scum youll need it too
93 banish my Soul (HA HA) & Satan
94 alon whith me...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
95 OH by the way I have fond your 
96 Identity, & all is going well
97 on the western front............
98 Till we meat (which we have)
99 Ill be sure to walk through the
100 Cow fild so that you may lick it
101 off my FEET...
102 *********************************
103 KEEPER OF YOUR SOUL  SCUM !!!
104 ***********************************
105 P.S. Why is there all these pepole
106 who think  D & D have Any thing to
107 do whith the forses of EVIL..!!
108                FOOL`S
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111 
112 What would they do to Satan for punishment?  Send him to hell?
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114 Damn good point, that above. Oh, for the scaliwags of this board....Prepare thyselves, BBSers for my
115 in depth review of LEGEND tomorrow, or perhaps the day after. Looks pretty neato, and If it isn't up
116 to snuff, boy oh boy oh boy......
117  Anyhoo.. that's 'bout all I have to say.
118 
119 Dasvidanya..
120 
121 A. Rivania Phelps
122 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.(sigh).-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
123 DMDMDMDMDM-
124   OH WOW MOM, LOOKIE, ARMAGGEDON
125  ON THE BBS! THIS IS MUST SEE! WHO WILL STILL BE ALIVE ON SUNDAY? (OR WHO
126  WILL STILL BE UN-DEAD?)
127  BACK TO DOUGHNUTLURK
128 DMDMDMDMDM-
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137 
138 THIS OCCULT STUFF IS GETTING BORING.  ANYONE FOR CHANGING THE SUBJECT?
139 
140 
141 NO NOT REALY I FIND IT ENTERTAINING !!
142 
143 
144 YOU THINK THE TWITS ARE BAD NOW, JUST WAIT TIL THIS SUMMER.  OH NO!
145 
146 
147 WE ALL KNOW THEY (KEEPER OF SOULS AND HIS ASSASSIN) ARE FULL OF IT.
148 
149 I KIND OF THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON.
150 
151 
152 Was that a guy talking to himself?
153 
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155 :::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***:::***
156 Try trying to be good so you can go to heaven or be justified by faith.
157 :5
158 




                                           A COMMON MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY
159 
"I am a good person. Of course I am  not perfect, but I  try
160 o be fair and honest  with people, a good neighbor, give to
161  Salvation  Army, etc.  When it comes right  down to  it,
162 again  christians  and I are trying to achieve the same
163  It is just put into different words."
164  is a common  mistake among  people. Most people  do be-
165 e there is  a God and He is responsible for the creation
166 the universe and he wants  us to be good  people and  do
167  we can to make it a  better place to  live (the golden
168   good samaritan etc.).  If you take such  a view, then
169 ** ** ** **  WELL ????  ** ** ** **
170 ** ** ** **             ** ** ** **
171 ** ** ** **  WHUT ????  ** ** ** **
172 THE  KEEPER........
173 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
174 To anyone and everyone who, on the last disk, suggested we muke lybia: you are
175 a bunch of idiots!!!!!
176    I agree that the U.S. needed to do something, but if a warhead shoots out of the U.S., you can be
177 sure that everyone in Europe is going to assume that they are the target and retaliate...
178    *** STARPATH ***
179 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
180 A COMMON MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY
181 "I am a good person. Of course I am  not perfect, but I  try to be fair  and ho-
182 nest  with people, a good neighbor,  give to the  Salvation Army,  etc.  When it
183 comes right  down  to it, born again  christians and I are trying to achieve the
184  goal. It is just put into different words."
185  is  a common mistake among  people. Most  people do believe there is a  God
186 d He is responsible for the creation  of the  universe and he  wants  us to be
187 eople and  do what we can  to make it a  better place  to live (the golden
188  good samaritan etc.). If you take such  a  view, then  Christianity  is no
189 ter than any other religion of the  world. In fact, if I were going to design
190 y own  religion without any knowledge  of  religion,  that's  what it would  be
191   on. WORKS. Do good.  Help  other people.  Have a good  time, but  not  at
192 one elses expense.
193 
Let's  look at  this in  a logical manner.  Most people  would agree that the 10
194 mandments are a  good thing to try  to live  by but do we  live up to it?  In
195 e Sermon on the Mount, Jesus expanded on the commandments and  got down to the
196 motive of the  heart. "You have heard it said 'do  not murder'. But I say to you
197  any one who hates his  brother (fellow mankind) will be judged." Put  your-
198 lf in a degraded  society where it is an accepted practice to kill someone for
199 any wrong to you. Now  you  take away  society's pressure:  consequences,
200 tion,  or possible retaliation. So what would you  do if  someone threw you
201  the corporate ladder  to get points with  upper  management at your expense?
202 he  point that Jesus is making is the  keeping of the law  is deeper  than just
203 rd actions. The law must  be  kept on  the inside as well. It would be good
204 read the 10 commandments  in  Exodus 20 looking  at the heart of each issue.
205 ou shall not covet  your neighbor's  house, wife, standard of living  or  any-
206 that is his." This is
207 rly  a commandment  directed to  the heart and not  specifically  to outward
208 tions. At this  point we need to  take a look  at our own hearts and see if we
209 e up  to  the  standard  of Gods intentions  for  us to live.  We need  to
210 ize that we are  going to stand before the creator  of the universe and tell
211   to  let  us in heaven because we did all that is required for us  to do and
212 ur lives measure up  to His standard. To realize the importance of this we must
213 stand  the holiness of God.  There are two main aspects of His holiness. 1.
214  is a  just God and must punish sin. 2. God is  a loving God and will not let
215 s  creation  die hopelessly  in their sin but WILL provide  a  solution to the
216 ring  condition of mankind. The  just  punishment of God  for the  sins of
217 ind  has been poured out  on His willing Son  Jesus Christ, the only perfect
218 n who kept the law in all parts. John  3:16 says: "For God  so loved the world
219 He  gave  his only begotten Son that whoever believes in Him will not die,
220 ave everlasting life." When one believes in  Him, he  will stand before the
221 ator with  no explanation of his  actions, no excuses, realizing that on  his
222 wn, he has no hope, and say "Your  Son has been punished for my sins". God will
223 ze that His holiness (justice and  love)  has  not been compromised  in the
224 t and will open His arms to you! Now we see  that God is not going  to judge
225 e believer by  how well he kept the 10  commandments, not by anything the per-
226 s done but by whether or not he has believed and trusted in Jesus.
227 
God is  not looking for  people who  want to try to 'get their life together' or
228 le  who think they are good enough without Him, He is looking for people who
229 alize they are not  good enough on their own,  who come - as they are - to Him
230 mit their sin, ask Him for forgiveness, and give  Him permission to change
231 r  life,  change  their heart,  their motive for doing 'good'.  This  person
232 ld be you.
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234 Some people say that you're crazy if you talk to yourself.  But I'd point out
235 to the various users of this system, including the 'two' twits who have been
236 leaving loony messages, that while it is bad enough to talk to yourself, it
237 must be even worse to argue with yourself....
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240 Destroyer, where art thou? This religeon/satanist BS is driving me nuts! Oh, for the good ol' days..
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250  SATAN --> A MYTH, A FALSE STORY, A LOAD OF CRAP.
251  
252  GOD   --> A MYTH, A FALSE STORY, A LOAD OF CRAP.
253  
254  COLONEL KHADAFY--> AN IDIOT.
255  
256  BELIEVING IN EITHER OF THE ABOVE THREE
257  SHOWS ONLY ONES STUPIDITY.
258  THE IDEAL OF A RED DUDE WITH HORNS RULING 
259 AN INFERNO IS PRETTY RIDICULOUS.  HOWEVER
260  THE IDEAL OF AN ALL POWERFUL DUDE THAT
261 CAN CREATE UNIVERSES OUT OF NOTHING, AFTER
262 BEING CREATED HIMSELF FROM NOTHING, IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS.
263  TAKEING THE CAKE FOR RIDICULOUSNESS IS THE IDEAL OF A COMPLETE IDIOT WITH
264 A NAME OF MULTIPLE SPELLINGS LEADING
265 A WEAK AND POOR COUNTRY AGAINST
266 THE U.S.A.
267   
268  UNFORTUNATELY THIS BBS IS FULL OF PEOPLE
269 WHO BELIEVE IN SATAN, GOD AND THE POWER
270 OF COLONEL KHADAFY AND HIS DAFFY 
271 COUNTRY.
272  
273  
274 ***********P.D.RAT**********************
275 PORTLAND DEMOCRATS FOR REAGAN AGAINST
276 TERRORISM
277 ***********P.D.RAT**********************
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280 
281 Starpath..... YEA!!!!!! I agree WHOLEHEARTEDLY!!!!
282 
283 Moan, groan, agony. Much as I dislike the occult stuff..( It isn't that bad: At
284 it's worst it's irritating, at it's best it's rather amusing) I HATE the
285 christianity/satanism debate EVEN  MORE!!!!!!!!
286 If you BBSers don't change the subject, and Darned quick, you won't have the 
287 priviledge of hearing my movie reviews!!!!!!! Yes, I can hear you all shaking 
288 in your boots RIGHT  THIS  VERY INSTANT, so SHAPE UP!
289 Now that I, like REAGAN, have gotten TOUGH..I think that it falls on my
290 shoulders to reconstruct civilization from this smoking mass.
291 NEW DEBATE  TOPIC........................
292 Should Euthinasia ( Questionable spelling) be legalized? 
293 
294 ........................................
295 Euthinasia, for those who do not know, is " Mercy Killing": Killing terminally 
296 ill patients with no hope of recovery. Like pulling the plug of an artificial 
297 lung if the patient has no hope of ever breathing normally.
298 
299 WHAT DO YOU THINK??????
300 
301 Hoping for a brighter day....
302 
303 A. Rivania Phelps.
304 
305 OK!!!
306 
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308 TO RIDICULE OTHERS IS FOOLISH
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310 ______________________________JD 2446539.6398______________________________
311 DMDMDMDM-
312  BUT A. RIV. PHELPS, I WAS *HOPING* FOR YOUR REVIEW OF LEGEND. REALLY.
313  NOW I DONT KNOW IF ITS ANY GOOD. AND YES, EUTHANASIA SHOULD BE LEGALIZED,
314  AS SHOULD MARIJUANA, ABORTION (IN THE LATE TRIMESTERS) AND OTHER SUCH
315  LIBERAL THINGS.     A SATANIST,
316  DOUGHNUTMAN.
317 DMDMDMDM-
318 I THINK THE DESTROYER SHOULD UNDERGO UTHANASIA (SP?). HE'S ABOUT GONE,
319 ANYWAY...
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326 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
327 
328        **** THE REEL THING ****
329 
330 
331 Dum da da dum dum dum daaaaaaaaaa.....
332 
333 Now, the moment you've all been waiting for....................................
334 
335 ( Or maybe nott )
336 
337 Well, here I am again, fresh from seeing the new flick  LEGEND.. and Tom Cruise fans beware. I am sorry to say, that 
338 what looked to be a promising fantasy film turned out to be rather trite and dull. THe plot is dull, contrived, and 
339 mostly just an excuse to show pretty pictures. And that is not to say that the
340 pictures aren't pretty.. For ten minutes at least. The big problem is EVERYTHING
341 sparkles!! At least in the land of good.I estimate four tons of glitter was used in the first half alone. Not to
342 mention the thousand bags of rose petals, fifty pounds of confetti, and twenty acres worth of soundstage. And after 
343 evil suceeds in plunging the land into a season of eternal death: Another truckload of VERY fakey looking, glittery snow
344 Anyhow.. The plot is this. The light of the world is contained in, and guarded by, two unicorns. For Darkness to 
345 suceed and triumph, it must kill these unicorns by way of cutting off their 
346 horns, in which the power of light is contained. Pretty banal stuff. Well, the
347 owers of evil cannot draw the unicorns to them, so they have to follow after a
348 pretty, pure yong princess named Liy, who delays the unico, in which time thepowers of evil drug it with a dart, so 
349 that they can get it's horn. The princess feels understandably responsible,
350 and tries to amend her deed. Well, she along with the remaining, living unicorn
351 get captured by the forces of evil, and it is up to her lover ( TOmmy Cruise )
352 to rescue her.
353 
354 Well, once the film moves into the huge.. ( And I mean HUGE ) tree that serves as the headquarters of evil, things get
355 progressively better. Tim Curry, almost indistinguishable under massive mounts of makeup, is the best of the bunch. But
356 that is to be expected: evil characters are always more fun than good characters. Tommy is helped by some sundry sprites
357 most of whom ( especially two obnoxiously cute dwarves) serve only to muddle the plot. 
358 One pet peeve of mine is when they make a horse look like a unicorn, but they cant quite glue the horn on tight enough.
359 when the unicorn/horse gallops, the horn bounces. A breach of credibility, whatsay? And at times, the makeup Tim curry
360 wears sways suspiciously.
361 
362 In summation, I would say that this film is muddled, good in places, quite good in others, but not really worth seeing 
363 unless you can get in on economy hour. It think the problem is.. LEGEND needs more matter, with less art.
364 
365 P.S.  If someone else had seen it: I would welcome a viewpoint in contrast, or even in agreement, to mine.
366 
367 See ya at the movies (_stolen!)
368 
369 A. Rivania Phelps.
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371 WHILE THIS BOARD HAS NO RESTRICTIONS PUTTING UP 50 LINES OF BIBLICAL QUOTE
372 IS GOING TO DRIVE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HERE CRZY OR MAD 
373 I CARE LESS WHETHER OR NOT YOU PEOPLE EXIST OR NOT 
374 STARGUARD, SILVERMAN, PIPER, BEAR(WHERE EVER YOUARE), RIPPLE, ARE EXCEPTED
375 THE RELIGIOUS DEBATE IS BAD LOOK PEOPLE I HAVE NEVER SEEN EXCEPT WHEN
376 CHRISTIANS TALK ABOUT THEIR RELIGIONSUCH STUPIDITY AND BLIND FOLLOWING TO
377 TRADITION YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT DISCUSSING IT INTELLIGENTLY YOU PEOPLE ARE 
378 AN EXAMPLE OF WHY THERE IS SATANISM DON'T PUT AWAY YOUR "GOD" GIVEN 
379 INTELLIGENCE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HIM IT'S A SLAP IN HIS FACE LET ALON R THE 
380 PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO I AM GOING TO STOP BEFORE I GET MAD
381 					PRINCE DRAGON
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385   KISS  OFF  PRINCEY
386   ****  ***  *******
387 
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389     "Whoa, Frank, get in here, NOW!"
390     "What-in-the-Hell is it Tom? What's all the yelling about?"
391     "Shut up and take a look at this readout. I have never seen anything like it. I didn't think the filters could handle
392 such extreme input."
393     "Holy crap, I see what you mean. The twit-meter has gone right off the scale. What could be causing such an odd
394 reaction in the detection devices."
395     "Only one thing I know of could come close to causing a reading like this. Teenagers talking 'bout politics and
396 religion."
397     "You mean..."
398     "Yup, Backwater again. Tune in the the correct frequency. Tie the hyper-link up to the trunk line and see if you can
399 get a reading."
400     "Done. Hey Tom, there you are. And boy, what a crazy one. We have ourselves a couple of real winners on here. The
401 machinery is having a difficult time calculating identity probability because the intelligence/capacity readings are
402 too low to detect without removing some of the low-pass DFT's."
403     "Don't bother, it isn't worth it. I'll log the occurrence and send a memo on the readings to command. They'll know what
404 to do about the situation."
405     "What do you think they'll do Tom?"
406     "I don't know exactly Frank, it's not our job to prescribe, only to report. Command knows what they are doing. I am sure
407 these outlandish figures will be bannished soon enough. Go ahead and disconnect the link before their drivel shorts out
408 our equipment. We are protected but this waste material can be very corrosive."
409     "Got ya. And.... finished. I'm changing the regulating freq back to normal scanning mode."
410     "Fine, thanks for the help Frank."
411     "No problem Tom, always glad to help out."
412 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" day at the office """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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415  Riviana: Thanks for the review. 
416  I do think that Mercy killing should be allowed.Even for people who aren't terminally ill.But only after going through
417 a program to see why first.
418  Doughnut: Hope you will be voting in November. The Oregon Marijuana Initiative will be there.
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422 Rabbitlurk.`*sigh*
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425 Ah, the first boarder on a new computer is *always* something special.
426 Milch: Message about party received on Aloha. I don't know if I'll be able to attend or not. I assume it is on for sure 
427 now? Do I bring beer or pretzels or Chateau Lafeet '86?
428 Emu: Not me but thanks for the words.
429 Mikey: So many things to discuss. I haven't been out to USD yet, the long arm of the law finally caught up with me but in
430 a good way :-). I have been kept busy, not much time for reading or running a around downtown. Will call soon.
431 Voyeur: Filter program and BW disks - I still need them. Trade?
432 Leonard: Did you ever get that disk drive working? If not I may buy back. I am putting together another computer system
433 and I need some cheap dd/ds disk drives.
434 Guardian: Don't worry, someday we'll connect. You must miss your Club Ninja tape?
435 LEGEND people: How could the same lady who is protecting the unicorns have a lover too? I thought there was some rule about
436 such things? :-)
437 %*&(#%*@%&_)%&!%!@!!+(#*%)@_*!)%*!_%*%&!_%)!%&! L'homme sans Parity %*)_*!_)%!%*!_%*_%)!&%_!)*!_)!*%*!_%*#%_*@%@#%*@_%#
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439 Now L'homme...when did you ever see a movie bother with rules??? They'd
440 prefer to insult your intellegence (what little you have seeing as how you
441 went to the movie to begin with :-) har!) and do things because they are
442 artistically correct. Whatever it s that they have determined to be such
443 this week. P.S. I still have that check for you.
444 Regarding Legend... I miss Walt Disney.. now there was a man who knew how
445 to make a good fantasy film. Make it for all time, not just a quick buck
446 at the box office. I think that is what is so wrong with the movie industry
447 today, they don't care about bringing you back for a second viewing 
448 several years down the road. They just put in a bunch of glitter and hype
449 to get yo in the theater that first time and don't care about anything
450 else. Whatever happened to the dedicated directors and actors who cared 
451 about what they were doing? Now everyone seems to be out for the fast buck.
452 ***************************** CISTOP MIKEY ********************************
453 I vote for mandatory post-natal abortion up to age 21.
454 '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
455 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
456 L'homme: Welcome to the wolrd with your new hardware!  My cursor (and other
457   things) is green with envy.  If I make it to Milch's tonight, hope to see
458   you there.
459 Milch: I'll try to make it, but it depends on how far I get on my expression
460   parser today.
461 Mikey:  You said it!  Fantasia the eighth time is still *far* better that most
462   of these new ones the first time!
463 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
464 Well, one day I was walking along this neat road, and I came upon this bridge.
465 Well, something happend, a force drawed me to the bridge....
466 I stood on the edge looked down at the rushing water below...
467 and then I jumped.... and the next thing I knew , I was dead.
468                          The Dead
469 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
470 Now there's something you don't see every day; a story with an ending that's final...
471 #$#$#$#$#$#daring to be stupid#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#and succeeding#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$
472 The folks at Walt Disney came up with one of my favorite words...
473 		Imagineering.
474 							French Toast
475 ______________________________________________________________________________
476 
477 ATTENTION, ATTENTION PLEASE: THERE IS A BIG BASH AT MICLHAR'S TONIGHT. BE THERE
478 OR B^2. THE ADDRESS IS _{k
479 NO CARRIER
480 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
481 The Dead:  I hope you did!!!!!
482    *** STARPATH ***
483 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
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485 Hi.  This is joe.  I am not here. I am elsewhere, preferably Libya.  I don't know what!  Put something.  Bye!  If you have ay
486 ideas, keep them to yourself.
487     JOE-THING
488 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
489 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
490 All: Indeed there was a 'party' here tonight (the word 'party' in single quotes
491 because there was a total attendance of three- including myself.  Four, after
492 my roommate arrived).  L'homme and Voyeur arrived shortly after 7, mainly
493 to discuss a possible (highly probable) storyline.  L'homme also took the
494 opprotunity to pass his critical eye over my collection of cassettes.  Pizza,
495 potato chips, apple juice, and various other consumables were promptly disposed
496 of.  If for some reason *you* couldn't make it, well, perhaps another time.
497 Net 06 was kind enough to encipher my phone number and address for the agents
498 in that organization.
499 Now my home-away-from-parents is offically "housewarmed".
500 +++++++++++++++++
501 "Yes, man in blue clothing.  That is a polratscha, a common edible plant."
502 "Edible for you," I replied.  At last I knew why the alien affected Cragmore
503 so.  The cellophane cactus must be related to the crystal trees in the
504 Diamond Valley!
505 Argentium lay at the heart of those plants.  The silver metal was a natural
506 source of energy of all sorts, but in living beings, usually boosted psi-level
507 tremendously.  In natural psi-talents, that is.  In a being with no such
508 talent, Argentium produced mental static.  No wonder Cragmore was in such pain!
509 And why I was recovering at a fantastic rate.  Being what I am, I may restore
510 myself directly using the silver metal.  Now, how to be rid of it....?
511 "Straxi, inside that plant is a silver substance.  Is it vital to your
512 metabolism?"
513 The alien thought for a few moments, his face-analog twisting strangely.
514 "No, it is a... useless substance that must be consumed with the rest."
515 Thank Amigc!  This might just work...
516 I put away the 3x5 cards, and instead brought out my travel book.  How I manage
517 to put all of the things I do into my robes is a story of itself, to be told
518 another time.  In a few moments, I had located the spell for which I searched.
519 "Polyandi Uhgdur Basomku Zilgend..." I began, motioning with my hands as I did
520 so.  A dim white glow flickered between my palms as I formed a little ball of
521 silver material out of the clorine atmosphere.  Or seemed to.
522 When I finished, a small sphere of silver lay in my palm, and the Argentium
523 within the plants and the alien was gone.  This is what Cragmore had sensed.
524 Sharp pain showed in his face when he gazed at it.  Now, how to dispose of
525 this gleaming sphere of pain?
526 I studied Bard, who poked through the wreckage of his transport.
527 "Bard," I said quietly with my palm extended, "With this I can move your
528 transport to where it can be repaired, and perhaps what remains will pay for
529 the repairs, as well."
530 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++ 11:04pm, 19 Apr 86 ++++++++++
531  *************************
532  
533  TO WHOME EVER UPLOADED THE ABOVE LOAD OF CRAP, PLEASE YOU ONLY KEEP THE
534 LINES BUSY!  I BELIEVE YOU CALL YOURSELF MILCHAR?  WELL 'MOOCHER' OR 'MULCHER'
535 WHAT EVER IT IS, DON'T WASTE TIME AND SPACE WITH JIBBERISH.
536  
537  DOWN WITH SOCIALIST ECONOMY!
538  
539  P.D.RAT
540  *******
541  P.D.RAT
542  ***************************************
543  PORTLAND DEMOCRATS FOR REAGAN AGAINST TERRORISM.
544  ***************************************
545  P.D.RAT
546 *********
547 How about Portland Dummies and retards against talent. Ignore this obvious
548 twit milchar. The last ten lines are simply a minus epsilon value over tau.
549 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]][[]][[[][[[][[[][[[][
550 
551 Dear L'homme: They are lovers not in the crude, modern sense, but in the pure
552 sense of an innocent world. The unicorn is trapped by the princess simply 
553 because she, a mortal,dares to touch it.As for good old Walt: Some may be out to
554 make a fast buck, but he has secured much more. He has secured immortality. Did
555 you know that Fantasia was a box office flop, as well as Alice in Wonderland?
556 Did you know that critics panned Sleeping Beauty? Things that can survive trial
557 and adversity must nessecarily be strong to begin with, and as a result of such
558 treatment, grow stronger. 
559 
560 A. Rivania Phelps.
561 
562 ( By the by: I support Euthinasia only if the patient desires it and is in his/
563 her right mind. )
564     **************************************************************************
565 
566 ***********************************
567           HELL`S   BELL
568 ***********************************
569 
570 From the deepest darkness of Hell
571 I shell Tell -
572 The story of the big Black Bell,
573 which sits in pits of Hell.
574 So it may be told,
575 that it is not gold
576 that makes it`s mold.
577 But t`is the Evil one - So I am told.
578 who casted it`s mold... 
579 to ring it`s Toll- for the burning soul
580 which screems at God, from days of old...
581 Into the pits you shell Go,
582 for that is what I am told.
583 Upon that Day- you walk away
584 from his throughn remember whut you must say
585 if you wish not too pay, His way..
586 
587 For you may ring the big Black Bell
588 that sit`s in Hell - if all is well
589 You shell not fail.
590 Fear not your Soul - if you pay his Toll.
591 And fear not the red rain
592 that drives men insane .    ]
593 And fear not the Lightning -
594 that seems so frightning -
595 for t`is the King, who shell make you screem -
596 If you pay not His Toll - from Days of Old
597 Your soul shell never hear it`s Toll,
598 from th big black Bell 
599 that sits in the midst of HELL.
600 
601 ***************************4/20/86*
602    KEEPER   OF   SOUL`S
603 *************************** 11:Am *
604 
605 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#`#`#````(I can do `em too!)#$#$#$#$
606 How about mandatory euthanasia for Keeper`of`Souls and P.D. Rat? I think it
607 should be allowed by popular vote in some cases...`````
608 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#just a thought#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#```````````(I like this#$#$#$#
609 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
610 I thought that this stupid theology discussion ended days ago.  But no.  I 
611 return to find that it has srted again.  Shaking my head in disgust and 
612 returning to lurk mode
613                                          ........PENDRAGON........
614 OH PENDRAGON WHEN YOU GO YOU PUT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^UP
615 IF YOU DO NOT WHEN I CAN NOT LOVE YOU ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!
616 						KILEU-UI
617 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
618 .-=-.*#@='/\`~HI
619 ::::::::::::::::O O:::::::04/20:::::::::::::::::::::::::17:26::::O O:::::::::::
620 CISTOP: I got Archive #73 from L'homme last night.  While looking the files over
621         preparatory to deflowering them, I noticed that they contained CR/LF 
622         instead of the previous LF/CR.  Was this done by L'homme, or did you do
623         it?  If you, is it going to be a permanent feature?  (it would make my
624         archive-processing program a lot simpler, but I don't want to make the
625         changes if this was a fluke).  Or am I just (as usual) confused...
626 :::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::voyeur::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::::
627 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(WHY PUT A MARKER AT THE END OF THE DISK?)PPPPPPPPPPPPPP
628 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP(I DON'T KNOW)PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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