
1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
2 ************************* INSTALLED: 18 FEB 85 *********************
3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System)  Mike Day System operator
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
6                     PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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21      I walked to the Inn this time, my horses DIDN'T like that tree. When I arrived I realized I had probably insulted someone
22 and should find him and appoligize.
23  Once I had found the apprentice, I asked his forgiveness if I had insulted him.
24  "I'm very sorry if it was rude of me to leave when I did, I thought the conversation had changed. I would enjoy continuing it
25 if at all possible. And than again, you may have meant someone else entirely."
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28 Why not let the innkeeper decide how speech (messages) should be phrased (margined)?
29 s:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:ks:k
30   Oh yes, "O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
31            I chortled in my joy."
32  For I have reached the top today.
33                      Lady S.
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35 Lady S.: no offense, but PLEASE quite using MA 128! Due to an obsure bug in
36 the BWMS ROM it messes up the FI & FA functions (frequently used by patrons
37 to find where they quit reading). MA 126 is fine though..
38 Due to the fact that BWMS is burned into a set of ROMS (READ ONLY MEMORY)
39 the ma command is here & can't be removed. Thus it will be used....
40 ____________________________________Leonard________________________________
41 ps Tilean: while I have no personal experience with copters, I believe
42 that "pulling back on the stick" would be the equivalent of going into
43 reverse! I will check with a friend who had a copter license a few years
44 back.... (the story was ok, just try to avoid describing SPECIFIC actions
45 when you do know how the thing works. [describe the MANUEVER, not the
46 manipulation of the controls])
47 ___________________________________________________________________________
48 SOUNDS LIKE A BAD EPISODE OF AIRWOLF TO ME. REALLY
49 BAD
50 %*&)_#!*%!_)%*_@#))_$^&#)_^#_)$^*#_)*^#+_*^#_)$&*^_)#&^_#)*^_$&^_)*^)_@$^_)^&#_)^*#_)^#_)^#$&^#_)*^_)#*^_)!#*^_)&^_)^*&
51 Mystery Author/Farley : I'll have to digest your entries before I write mine. Whenever a bunch of characters start to come
52 together like now, the writing must be exact, or we'll end up with some of the pseudo-NET junk we had a little while
53 ago, with names dropping like flies, and agents teleporting from place to place like a bloody episode of Lost In Space.
54 Piper:Arg! This is getting ridiculous! "I'm sorry sir. He's not in today. Can I take a message (that he'll never get)?"
55 *%_)#@%_)*%_#@)*%_)%*_)^@)_^*@#_)^*#_$)^* L'homme sans Parity *%@_#)*%*^%_)*^_)*@_**^)_$#*@_)^*@_^)@)_^)_**$^)_#$*^#)__
56 
57 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     (greif)
58 Boy! I hate keeping things in limbo, but I *AM* writing these things down,
59    and should be back with the complete version shortly...
60 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     --->the Guardian     50:02
61 
62 KEEP THE FAITH!
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64 **********************************************************
65 lurking, bag of oreo's at my side.... bliss
66 ****************************kathyd************************
67 
68 BOY, DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU WHEN PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ONE LINE CUTSI MESSAGES?
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70 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
71 L'Homme -- I don't like the sound of that.  I might suggest a study of the
72 "victim", once one has his habits, one has the man. (Also, one has an
73 insight into his motivations -- remember you are attempting to influence this
74 individual in your favor!)
75   Kathyd-- Watch out!! Don't spill your glass of milk!!!!
76   tilean -- I tried to catch you out for a purpose (feel free to do the same
77 with me, i end up doing the same thing).  As i say, i'm not a copter pilot,
78 but I did some mental excercises on the construction of controls for rotary
79 wing aircraft at one point.  The point, as Leonard made above, is to describe
80 the manuver rather than the control manipulations required to acheive the
81 manuver -- unless you are personally an expert in controlling the machine
82 described.  I, for example might describe the control manipulation of one
83 type of bulldozer, and be completely off base describing another.  Another
84 machine that could really foul someone of today up is the operation of a
85 Model T Ford.  A car is a car?  Did you ever drive one that had three
86 pedals on the floor and the throttle and a spark advance lever mounted
87 on the steering column where you'll find the gearshiv
88 ft and turn signals today?  A contemporary writer could be forgiven for not
89 knowing of the ideosincrasys(sp?) of machinery from another era, but
90 caution dictates that we avoid describing the controls of machines that
91 we have not personally operated (if someone else could pick nits in out
92 descriptions).  Your writing is too good to suffer from flaws that can be
93 easily corrected.  If I didn't care, it would be very easy to ignore the 
94 problems that irritate me....
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100         #Air and gas are mixed in tightly controlled ratios in the carburetor.
101 This mixture passes through various chambers in the intake manifold that lead
102 directly to each intake valve. The downstroke of the piston caused by the
103 turning crankshaft also rotates the camshaft, which pushes on lifters that
104 are connected to push rods that open the intake valve, and close the exhaust
105 valve. The air/gas mixture is sucked into the chamber, and at the bottom of
106 the pisns downstroke, the cam has turned sufficiently to allow the intake
107 valve to close, sealing off the chamber. Now the piston begins its upward,
108 or compression cycle, all controlled by the crankshaft. The piston will
109 compress the air/gas mixture at the top of the chamber to as much as 1/12th
110 its original size in conventional internal combustion engines. At the extreme
111 end of the piston's compression cycle, the electrical system is busy supplying
112 charge to the sparkplug located in the side of the cylinder. The distributor,
113 which is being turned by the camshaft, guides a high voltage charge that
114 has hopefully been produced in a fully saturated coil, to each of the
115 cylinders. The timing must be very exact. When the points on the coil open,
116 the voltage is released to the particular plug the rotor is connected with,
117 and a spark jumps across the gap found between and anode and the base of
118 the spark plug. This spark ignites the highly compressed gas/air mixture,
119 causing an explosion, and an extremely fast release of gas. This exhaust
120 formed by the explosion forces the piston down, with turns the crankshaft,
121 which turns the timing chain, which turns the cam shaft, which moves the
122 lifter, which pushes the push rod, which opens the exhaust valve, which lets
123 the exhaust pass out of the cylinder into the exhaust manifold, where it
124 is ejected out of the system through the mufflers and pipes. The whole 
125 cycle begins again, and again, and again. In a typical engine like the BMW,
126 each piston goes though this four-part cycle an average of 400 times a
127 minute.#
128         I paused for a moment from my mental reconstruction of the NET
129 lecture on internal combustion engines to accelerate by a slow moving
130 domestic. The radio message from L'homme had said the house was in this
131 area, but I was having trouble finding it. 'Approach from the west side',
132 he had said. #Terrific Parity. You know I don't know my way around this
133 town. I haven't had a chance to get intense area familiarization training
134 yet. You expect me to pick my way through one-way streets and illogical
135 traffic planning without trouble? Sans Parity Hell. More life Sans Sense!#
136         Finally the street in question came into view. A left turn and I
137 was headed in the right direction. Things didn't look so bad after all. I
138 had found my way without TOO much trouble. A beat-up Fiat coupe on the 
139 opposite side of the street confirmed my location. #Well. This is it. Gaudy
140 you better be in there!#
141         I parked the car two blocks down, and walked to the house, using my
142 NET 'Don't look conspicuous' training. I think it worked; no shots were
143 fired; no alarms went off. As I walked by the driveway, I spied two 
144 painters working on the side of the house. It appeared as if they were doing
145 more looking than painting. Their backs were turned slightly, so I couldn't
146 get a good look at their faces. #Either two painters getting their jollies,
147 or two NET agents about to bust up a party. I bet I can help regardless of
148 the direction this little scene takes.# I withdrew my weapon, and approached
149 the ladder from behind. Something must have surprised them, because they
150 both suddenly jumped back a bit. Not enough to fall, but enough for me to get
151 sight of their faces. #L'homme and Farley.# Just then, the most interesting
152 thing happened in the vicinity of the window. "More surprises!", I said
153 under my breath.
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157  all blue blazers please report to head quaters immediatlyy if not sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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161 HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC
162 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT PERFECT TOMMY, HAVEN'T SEEN HIM LATELY, BUT A COUPLE OF
163 THE CAVELIERS ARE  AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE...
164 HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC HKC
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166 --------------------------------------
167 Mad Max checking in at 14:37, 8502.19
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169 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 
170 time to enter a one line cutsie!!!   haha hawkwind,,,
171 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP<
172 Opinion Listener :  please enter your song and don't worry about what the 
173 people say, or was that just a cheap excuse?, as you can see I don't worry 
174 about opinionated people's views I only listen to my oopinion!  which seems only correct and just.  At least in my 
175 opinion!!!! 
176                                  hawkwind,,,
177 to the code writer on this system :  what does the following say?
178   FJ ]WE ?AP =2A< 68FD ]WE A=2 <WFP7 :2662= 68A6P F AS.
179   C2XX PW6 =2AXX] F Olas line got screwed up ignore it!
180   C2XX PW6 =2AXX] F OED6 68WE786 F CWEX< DA] 68A6!
181   C2XX FJ ]WE JF7E=2< 68FD S2DDA72 WE6 682P ]WE D8WEX< :2 A:X2 6W =2A<
182 C8A6 S] :W=22= D]AD!!!!!!!!
183   ,,
184 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP< 8ACICFP<
185 won't waste any more
186 no new works as of yet why does the system keep entering before I'm done?
187 TWIT CITY TODAY. WEATHER REPORT : FALLING TWITS WITH HEAVY OVER CASTE
188 TURNING IN TO HIGH PRESSURE CENTERS AND COLD EAST WINDS COMING UP THE
189 GORGE.
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191 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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193 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
194 After long wonder as to why this system, unlike all othgrs, consistenly
195 double-spaces my printer, H have spent some time perusing a hexadeciml
196 mp of its output.  I find that it sends the LF <before> the CR!! 
197 Why???  Is there a reason or is this merely another expression of
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199 DE 194
200 DE 195
201 DE 196
202 DE 197
203 DE 198
204 UP 10
205 PR 4
206 Evidently I don't know how to use this system....how do you delete lines
207 you have entered erroneously after you have pressed ctrl/C to stop an
208 Evidently I don't know how to use this system--how do you delete lines 
209 erroneously entered after accidently getting out of ENTER mode?
210 Can't you abort or change once ctrl/C has been pressed?  Lines 191-203
211 above should be deleted....problems with my upload software.
212 ??????????????????????FRUSTRATED PROGRAMMER??????????????????????
213 TO ALL WHOM MAY BE ENTERESTED,
214 MY FRIEND AND I ARE STAMP COLLECT.
215 WE NEED TO SELL ALL FOREIGN STAMPS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
216 ANYONE ENTERESTED IN PURCHASING THESE STAMPS CONTACT TIM VALE.
217 PHONE NUMBER:654-xxxx
218 THANKYOU (STARLIGHT STAMP CO.)
219 END
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221 
Frustrated Programmer:  You can turn the line-feeds on and off with the
222 command LF Y or LF N.  I don't think you can change the order that they are
223 sent in though.

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226                The poet's eye, in a fine frenzy rolling,
227         Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven;
228                     And as imagination bodies forth
229              The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen
230            Turns them to shapes, and gives to airy nothing
231                     A local habitation and a name.

232             from A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act V, Scene 1

233      (It just reminded me of the Inn when I happened to read it)

234                                                       Jedeves
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238   
239    Well here i am again at line # 620
240  ( not quit but that's how I feel)
241      Oh well just a notheNDANE
242   old hack desk of mark l alis:Mark L.
243         HO hum    bye for now (*) (*)
244      mark l                      )
245                               /-----/
246  mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlm
247 mmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmmm
248 
249 To whomever wrote me on the Bit Bucket
250 and said they needed to talk to me..
251 on galifrey....
252  
253      Please write the message to me
254      on there or try to re-contact
255      me on the Bucket so I can get
256      your name to contact you on
257      Gallifrey.
258  
259    Thank you.
260         
261       
262               Mike Newkirk
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281 L'homme: Could you pass some of that information you're getting from Gaudy to me?  I'd like to know what's going on,
282 also.  Preferably by phone before Saturday (I probably will not make it to PorSFiS this time).  6:30 to 10:00pm, if you
283 would.
284 #$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$# Farley #$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$# 22:43 - 02/19/85 #$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$##$#
285 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
286 L'homme: during your lecture a disk or so back, you forgot two groups.
287 The United Network Command for Law and Enforcement      &
288 The Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the 
289     Subjugation of Humanity (better known as UNCLE & THRUSH)
290 Frustrated Programmer: I've seen the code for the part of BW that does
291 the LF/CR bit. Unfortunately, due to the structure of the program, it is
292 a NON-trivial change to reverse them. And changes aren't possible right
293 now anyway (no way to reprogram the ROMs).
294 As for the DE function, there are two problems...
295 1. until you see the ">" prompt you are NOT out of enter mode!
296 2. While the system is in ENTER ONLY mode, DE, RE, & CH will not work.
297    ENTER ONLY is necessary for reasons too complicated to go into right
298    now.
299 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
300 Complicated?  I can name that tune in 5 notes:
301                   TWITS
302 
303 ****************************************
304 still lurking, the bag of oreo's at my
305 side... bliss
306 ***************kathyg*******************
307 TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
308 While I was out, my head had been pumped up and filled with green and  
309 orange and purple fluid. When I moved too fast, my raw brain clonked 
310 against the side of my skull causing the painful garish blossoms to 
311 bloom in back of my eyes.  My face was mashed into a perpetual snarl
312 against my coat which had been rolled up as a pillow on a camp cot. I
313 felt like used gum.
314 My captor informed me pertly that we awaited my fellow NET agents who
315 were in lukewarm pursuit. Jerks. For Joshua, they did the full court
316 press of stakeouts. For me, probably a few desultory calls to hospitals
317 and morgues. They probably didn't know I had the silicon chip. They'd
318 do anything for new techno-spy gizmos, but would they care about me,
319 drugged by an ace wacko and lying here in pain and apprehension? Nah.
320 Just as well. It would give me time to question my jailer.  Why had
321 NET terminated his employment without terminating his life? He was vul-
322 nerable now, frightened by his own delusions. As he paced nervously, he
323 divulged this tale.
324 NET had assigned him to a remote village in the Rhodoppe Mts. of Bulgaria where he was to assist the formation of a 
325 resistance group by disrupting communist activites and seeing that the leaders
326 were killed.  There had already been ugly battles between local factions and he assumed the identity of the son of a   
327 family killed by the resistance. Since the son, Kosta, had been sent away to    school as a child, the villagers didn't 
328 question the identity of the NET agent who spoke their dialect and knew the     workings of the village. The old women  
329 regaled him with stories of his childish antics and the men discussed crops and politics with him. The real Kosta was a 
330 terrorist and had died in a bombing mission.
331 He worked as a farm mechanic and grew to love the sunny rugged landscape and thehealthy life. In truth, this area had 
332 never been loyal to the central government. The "communists" were a group of    farmers and laborers whose anti-Turk 
333 pro-Macedonian loyalties were over a thousand years old and were far stronger   than any alliegances formed in this 
334 century. They met weekly to squabble over use of the tractor shared by all the  villagers.  He was astonished that blood
335 had been shed over such a minor thing until he realized how hard this life was  and how denial of tractor use at a 
336 crucial time could cost lives.  It was easy to disrupt the communist group all- owing the resistance movement to gain 
337 control of the village, but Kosta could see little improvement either ideologi-
338 cally or economically.  Thick patient women still plodded to the fields before  dawn; the men still worked and worried  
339 and squabbled and the farmfolk still plied him with mutton stew, red wine and   laughter when he visited.
340 That fall, the NET signal to return did not appear. He stayed in the village,   reading his "father's" Russian novels 
341 and Orthodox texts, struggling with the Cyrillic script and wondering why a Marxist had such a library. He postponed 
342 killing the communist leaders. By spring, he had passed into an area forbidden  to agents. He had forgotten which of his
343 identities was real and which was assumed. He could see no superiority of one   side over the other and had little 
344 appetite for doing away with these men when he, as a NET agent, had killed far  more than they for far less provocation.
345 He threw himself into equipment repair and farm improvements, becoming more and more agitated within. 
346 In the early summer, he found the diary of the real Kosta. The last entry was   full of anguish.  "In what way are our 
347 victims of a different flesh than ourselves? How do we triumph when we defeat   our own souls?" At this he had gone 
348 irrevocably underground.
349 
350 The story unnerved me. Every agent faces this dilemma. The best the NET 
351 could say on the subject was, "You fight for your side becaouse it's    
352 YOUR SIDE; if you don't you willl lose and die." Not enough.
353 This guy was suffering from excessive sanity.
354 He relaxed and let some light in. The noise outside led me to believe   
355 that I was either being rescued or abducted by Scandinavian mobsters.
356 I prepared to meet my fate.
357 TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Gaudy Minsky TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
358 tilean & mystery author--I'm not ignoring you, and thanks for including 
359 me in your stories. I've been frantically busy & unable to access the
360 system which is busy even in the wee hours lately. Be patient & of good
361 faith    ========G.M.
362 
363 tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i
364 The words I have given thee have been painted more brightly from a pallet of
365 differing hues. These contrasts have filled in the partitians ever so greatly.
366 Your words are many, and tell of an even greater plight than I had fortold.
367 The dream of the past has been given form, the vision has been gien dimension.
368 It could only have been thee that has painted this masterpiece.
369 Thank you, for I have been long in search of a name, and a grip on myself.
370           My colors are clear white, emerald, and crimson; and my name is
371                                       Kosta
372 tis i tis i tis i tis i tis i       Tis I, Mystery Author   tis i tis i tis i
373 
374 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
375 L'Homme -- any progress??
376 ppppppppppppppppppp
377 guardian -- please continue!
378 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
379                                                          FELLOWS;   THRE'S NORMALLY NO EXPLOSION 
380                                                                      INSIDE A MODERN INTERNAL CMBUSTION ENGINE
381                                                                       UNLESS YOUR ENGINE IS BADLY TUNED THAT'S
382                                                                        CAUSING PRE-DETONATION OR PING.   WHOEVER
383                                                                         IS GIVING NET THAT KIND OF LECTURE MIGHT
384                                                                           BE WORKING FOR THE OTHER SIDE!
385 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
386 to the above: last time I checked it was an explosion, controlled- but
387 still an explosion. Your own term "pre-detonation" shows that there is
388 one. (loosely translated: pre-detonation = *early* explosion)
389 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
390 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
391                                Butterflies
392 
393   I'd answer my phone
394   With a cute one-liner
395   Just to make you laugh
396   And break the ice
397   But then again, 
398   It might be my boss
399   Hello........
400 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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402 *%^@#)_*%_#)@*_)!*%!)_*%+!*%)_!*%)_@#*%)_@#*%)_@#*%_)*@#%_)*_)@#*%_)@#%*_#@)*%_@#)*%_@)#%*_@#)%*^)_$*^#$_)*^#$_)^*#$_)^
403    Leave it to NET 01 to remind me, correct me, and scold me for leaving out two 'very' important organizations. No 'thanks
404 for telling NET's side of the issue.' No 'I am glad someone is filling in the details sometimes missing from past entries.'
405 Just 'You forgot!' Bah!
406 Piper : 'I'm sorry, but Mr. XXXX is not in his office today. Please try again next week. (This guy is around two hours A
407 WEEK! What a sweet job!)'
408 Milch : I'll call. I will I tell you.
409 Gaudy : Beautiful entry! But what's this about the 'other' side being no different then ours? "Sir...When we have Minsky 
410 back in our grasp, schedule her for some more electro-indoctrination sessions. She seems to be slipping."
411 Just kidding of course. NET doesn't need to resort to such measures to keep their agents in line, do they? heh heh...
412 Farley : I'll call you too. I can't believe all the people I must call. No rest...etc.
413 *%_)#@*%_@)#*%_)@#*!%_)*%!_#)%*_!+)%*_@#)*%)_@* L'homme sans Parity *_%)*#_)*_)*!_)%*_!)*!_)%*#_)*%_)*!#_%)!*#%_)!#*%!_
414 
415 UPPERCASE CAR 'EXPERT.' NO EXPLOSION HUH? WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
416 LITTLE GREEN MEN RUNNING ON CONVEYOR BELTS? MAGIC POWER
417 STONES SUPPLYING MOVEMENT? SAYETH NOT WHAT YOU KNOW NOT
418 ABOUT. BE SOLEMN IN SILENCE, RATHER THAN STUPID IN SOUND.
419 ||||||||||| so that is what it looks like. !@#$%^&*()_+=-][{}`'"~/.,<>/\
420 	Hmmm, just testing out the character set on the IBM...
421 	Sure is much nicer than the one I am used to.  Oh well, maybe
422 	they would accept my box as a trade in??  Maybe??
423 (-)_(-)_(-)#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#=#:=:=:=:=:=|_|~|_|~|\/\///\\\-=-=-=oh well...
424 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
425 
426 CH /++++/----
427 First off let me say that this must be a dream as I could not have possibly attained access
428 to BW this early so as it is a dream I will comment on what I have read so far. I would not normally do so when I am awake
429 and get access at my normal 2 AM. Number 1, all this ruckus about engines, if the engine did not explode the highly flammable 
430 material called petroleum than what causes the heat, noise and energy? True, the explosions are minute as a gallon of gasoline
431 has the destructive power of somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 sticks of dynamite, so the finely sprayed air mixture is only 
432 large enough to ignite enough force to push the piston downward. What did you think the heat was caused from? Friction?
433 Another thing, kathyd, my idol, does not eat oreos, possibly turtles, cream puffs or dutch chocolates, but not oreos. This is 
434 a person of extreme class and would not know the word OREO let alone let one pass
435 through her lips. I like the stories so far, (I'm not as critical as some)or is it
436 that I am borderline mongoloid and can not 
437 determine realism?
438 Oh well, carry on you talented authors, I enjoy your script without critism.
439 Oh yes, when and if kathyd acquires access to BW, THOR says hello.
440 thorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthor
441 thorthorthorthorthorthorthorthorthor
442 Is BWMS going back to philosophical
443 OOPs, ma 40, better change to say 76... arguements? That explosion in 
444 our car engine, if it is there may be taht 6 sticks, but hope it isn't
445 gasoline, an explosion is a lot different from the smooth but fast burning
446 desired in a car. But lifters? AARGGH, how quaint. Bute it is enough for
447 mere net agents.
448 
449 .........
450 If you watch closely, and quickly enough you may see the eye of the needle,
451 we don;t go there just for thrills, but we don't have enough fuel to make
452 rondezvoux with the ambulance and go any other way. Now don't bother me 
453 while I get our course down very, very exectly.
454 The ore ship creaked sleghtly, but so quickly did the engines cycle their
455 roar couldn't be heard. Slowly at first, but faster and faster the mountain
456 rushed up towards us.
457 ....................................................Stonebreak.......
458 010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101
459 L'homme: WHAT! And give you a swelled head?
460 engine: check the speed with which said "smooth but fast burning" 
461 propagates. Also note that the mixture ratios invlolved are in the
462 "explosive range" for a gasoline/air mixture. Also, unless you are
463 using a Delaval(sp) nozzle, burning does not generate a thrust. A 
464 confined explosion does... If it is "just burning", please explain
465 how it can generate enough force to move the piston to the bottom of
466 the stroke in the time required (lessee now, 8 cylinders at, say 2000 r
467 rpm [assuming that a cylinder is only fired once per revolution, I don't
468 really know for sure] gives <.03 sec for the ENTIRE cycle in each cyl.)
469 (oops, the num of cylinders doesn't matter, just the rpm)
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471 !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnop
472 Hello all!  I have been hearing about this BBS for quite a while on the
473 other BBSes in the area, and I finally got around to checking it out.
474 Very unusual, I must say.
475 I have to go now, but expect to see me around here now and again.
476                                        AZQUIE
477 ~}|{zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba`_^]\[ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA@?>=<;:9876543210
478 AZQUIE:  What?  Are we supposed to be thrilled that you have graced us with 
479 your presence?
480 ***********************************************************************
481   the mood was soft, the lights low, the music light classical. 2 glass
482 es of milk and 3lbs of Oreo's. Jack and Marci sat watching the T.V, with
483 the sound turned down. Tony was playing with a new electronic toy. Tina
484 was snoozing on top of her bed, phone cord near her hand. As Tony looked
485 away, Marci stole a kiss from a surprized Jack. Jack was still a nevous
486 wreck from the day in the pits. a strange twist had caused them to come
487 away with much more stock than they tought possible. Marci put her hand
488 on the back of Jack's neck and started to rub it gently. "ahhhh, say
489 Marci could you hand me a cookie?" Jack has his eyes closed and started
490 to relax. "open wide" marci shoved a cookie into his mouth with a 
491 crumbling effort. Tony had finished hooking up the new toy and said good-
492 night. Tina was still dead to the world.
493 *******************************************kathy**************************
494 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
495 Make that Three and three quarters. Bulk is a little cheaper, but who 
496 cares? The "fresh air" was nice, the milk didn't last long and was soon
497 replaced by a bottle of the utmost in perfection: Burgandy.
498 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ               Jack Hoover                 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
499 "thor": who are you to say?
500 
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502 L'Homme -- the situation is familiar.  You must apply the skills of the
503 hunter to the situation.  Since you will most likely not be able to obtain
504 access to this person through "office hours" -- typically these are the
505 favored times to do ANYTHING else -- your first step is to map out the
506 man's habits.  We are creatures of habit and routine.  Consider the problem
507 as though you were attempting to collect a bill of several thousand dollars.
508 Or as simply an intellectual challenge.  Habits are primarily structured 
509 around work.  Acedemics tend towards patters of the sort "M W &F he does
510 thing a at x y z times, T Th he does things at s and r, but every day he
511 does things at l and m," due to the school class structure.  Find out where
512 and when he is normally expected.  Your chances of catching him are greatest
513 when he has a short period between classes (probably when he has posted
514 office hours for), but not one long enough to tempt him out somewhere
515 else.  Another strategy is to ambush him at the end of one of his classes.
516 The best approach there seems to be a request for an appointment to meet,
517 unless it's just before office hours.  If it's the start of office hours,
518 the offer of a cup of coffee helps pull him away from the office and to an
519 area where you can control the situation and keep him away from the others
520 who doubtless are vainly attempting to accomplish something of the same
521 task.  (It's sheer hell to have prepared an eloquent plea and be interrupted
522 in the middle by a bunch of other people with similar requests on their
523 minds too!)  Normally a student meets a teacher in a class -- and gets to
524 know their habits unconciously.  You are working from a disadvantaged
525 position.  You need to establish that same rapport outside the classroom
526 situation.  It can be done, but not easily when you're not used to it,
527 and if you get good at it, it's one of the most useful skills you can
528 develop for life in the cold, cruel world.
529   One final note:  often a department secretary can save you many hours of
530 poring over catalogs and schedules.  The problem is to become an idetifieable
531 and valued "person" rather than one of the faceless masses that swirl through
532 the department.  The tactics are up to you  -- but most department secretaries
533 are ladies and appreciate politness and courtesy.  Their loyalty is to
534 their bosses, and to them students are quite often unwelcome interruptions
535 to their bosses' routine.  If you are percieved as a person rather than a
536 problem, access has a magic way of opening up.
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540 L'homme: Can you add me to your list of people to call? I need to get
541 a disk to you, so a I need to have you call me for the particulars.
542 
543 I won't step into the argument on burning vers explosion other then to
544 point out the the name of the device you are talking about the does
545 the work is an 'Internal combustion engine' not an internal explosion 
546 engine. Just thought I'd point that out to give a bit more fuel to the
547 debate (gota keep them debate fires burning!)
548 
549 Pam, What's this cleaning up a disk?! My, I haven't seen you do that
550 in a coon's age. By what marvelous happenstance have we been graced
551 with you charm and wit?
552 ************************** CISTOP MIKEY *****************************
553 OILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOILOIL
554 Burning question!   My vote would be for burning, too.  That's what the shop
555 called the process, when the oil in my '75 Whiz-Bang seeped in to the explo-
556 sion chambers.  The culprit: oil seal  that were out-of-whack.
557 THAT'sALL THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL!
558 ::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::__________::::::::::__________
559 To Mike Newkirk:
560      The person that needed to get in touch with you on the Bit Bucket is
561 not creative enough to have a desire to call The Inn, and too lazy 
562 (unmotivated?) to try to get through the busy signals. For what it's worth,
563 his name is David Willardson, and you'd probably want to try getting a hold of
564 him on The Northwest connection for fastest response. Oh, in case your wondering,
565 the topic of the communication is about some programs he thinks you may be
566 interested in. Personally, I think he is just butting in, but that's my
567 opinion....
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with mutton stew, red wine and   laughter when he visited.
340 That fall, the NET signal to return did not appear. He 