
1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
2 ************************* INSTALLED: 21 APR 86 ************************
3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System)  Mike Day System operator
4 ************************************************************
5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
6                     PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
18 *****************************************************************
19 
20 Voyuer: I don't know, I'll look into it when I get time. I don't think I've
21 changed anything there in the last couple of years, I *did* make that one
22 change to add the cr/lf after 128 chars, but nothing else. I suggest you
23 check in with L'homme to see if he's (gasp!) changing the files again :-)
24 ************************* CISTOP MIKEY *************************************
25 
26 
27 WHUTS WRONG MR. TRIAD ?? 
28 ARNT YOU A GOOD ASSASSIN OR IS IT
29 THAT YOUR STUPID LAWS DONT HELP YOU
30 ENTHER OR ITHER I DONT REALY CARE
31 I STILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE, & I KNOW
32 WHUT YOU ARE & THATS A *FOOL* !!!!!
33 REMEMBER WHUT I SAID ABOUT DEMONIC
34 INFLUENCE WELL THE ASSASSIN IS A PRIME
35 SUBJECT. this JERK WHO RUNS AROUND 
36 SAYING THAT HE IS A TRUE TRIAD.
37 WILL FIND HIS FATE VERY UNPLEASING.
38 BEWARE MR.ASSASSIN FOR THE DEVIL LURKS
39 ABOUT LIKE A ROARING LION WAIT TO DEVORE.
40 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
41 ***********************************
42 KEEPER OF YOUR SOUL : ASSASSIN
43            TRY BEGING FOR IT BACK !
44 *******************HA*HA*HA*HA*HA**
45 
46 
47 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
48 THERE ONCE WAS AN OLD LADY
49 WHO ASKED ME FOR A DIME
50 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
51 TUNE IN NEXT MPTH FOR THE PUNCH LINE!
52 
53 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54 WELL, ONE DAY, I WAS IN A PLANE, AND THE PLANE GOT HIT BY
55 LIGHTNING AND THE PILOT SAID ''EVERYONE BAIL OUT'' SO I DID
56 BUT ONE PROBLEM , NO PARACHUTE, SO I WAS IN MID AIR WITHOUT
57 A PARACHUTE, NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS DEAD........
58                       THE DEAD- AGAIN
59 --------------------------------------------
60 But how did you come back from the last time?
61 --------------------------------------------
62 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
63 SHUT UP KEEPER!
64 SWEEPER OF SOULS!
65            Had a dream, I was born
66            to be naked in the eye of the storm
67            and now it's standing right in front of me
68            what's it gonna do to me, who knows?
69 ($($($($($($($($($($($($($$($($($($$($(($($(($(($($($($($$($$($(($(($($$$($$($
70 
71 
72    BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!
73 
74 I NO THAT U R OWT THEIR..
75 MISUSING YER POOR, INNICENT 
76 SHOES
77 AND  I SEY UNTWO THEE....
78 BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!
79 
80 
81 FOUR  I  SHALL CUM IN THE DED OF NITE
82 TO LOOK IN  YOUR CLOSETS...
83 ON YER SHOO TREES..
84 YEAH, EVEN ON YER FEET...
85 FOR  THE  POOR, TIRED SOLES...
86 THAT YOU HAVE DOOMED TO A HEVY WATE.
87 
88 BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!
89 
90 **THE KEEPER OF THE SOLES****
91 
92 I am new to bulletin boards and am seeking iformation.  Please call 630-4470 (ask for Scott).
93 
94 <*><*><*><*><*>
95 hey all, how's it hangin'???
96 especially you Keeper...so what happened on Sunday night between you and the other Satanist?  who won?????
97 Oh well, I've been on BWMS on and off recently, but I didn't really get into it.
98 However, I hope to become a more regular user from now on.
99                 -Dark Knight-
100 <*><*><*><*><*>
101 
102 
103 *******************
104 Its hangin' great!  
105 
106 list
107 
108 
109 
110 KEEPER OF MOLES!
111 OR POLES!
112 OR STOLES!
113 OR HOLES!
114 Very funy keper of holes
115 ~@~!(*~#)*~#)!*#(!$*!_$*!_$*!$(!+$)(!_$)!+$)!$)!+$(!_$!$(+($+$(!+(!+$(~~(!@$($(+_(_$(!|$(+$*+%*@+%*@%*+%(@+%^&#$^)%&^*+
116 Voyeur: I must take credit for the proper alignment of control characters. When I edited the *original* disk to take car
117 e of the ma 128 Destroyer markers, I fixed the EOL chars at the same time. As long as Mikey continues to give me the
118 archive disks, I can continue, if you wish, changing the sequence, and thus, simplify your program. Thanks for the stuff
119 the other night. Also, it appears my 1.5meg memory board was also responsible for the lock-ups. I took the board out
120 and have not had any problems since. Of course now I am down to a mere meg-o-ram. :-)
121 Ms. Phelps: I wish I knew what you were talking about. You made a mistake entering a message to me when I think you
122 meant some other person. I would never step in on a conversation such as you and that other BWerite are having. But lest
123 you think I am not interested, I enjoy movies almost as much as Film Fan and French Toast and all those other closet
124 Spielberges and Lucases out there.
125 Curtains up!
126 *%@*_%*%*%&)%&@)@%(!%)&!%)&@)%&@@)#@%@%@%^#^% L'homme sans Parity !#@@@$#@$#%#$&^&*^&(&*)(*_)+_|++()_)(^(^%^&^#!#~`
127 ______________________________JD 2446542.6734______________________________
128 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchlurk +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
129 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
130 Still lurkin' round.
131                                          ........PENDRAGON........
132 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
133 ++++++++++++++++
134 I hate to make unfortunate accusations and unjustified generalizations.  But
135 I still notice that in general, the shorter the line width of a person's
136 comments, the less intelligence contained in the message.  Maybe it's because
137 the smarter a person is, the less likely he is to buy a computer whose line
138 length tends to be limited.
139 ++++++++++++++++
140 *****************
141 I LOVE TO MAKE ACCUSATIONS.
142 I LOVE TO MAKE GENERALIZATIONS.
143 THE PERSON ABOVE IS AN IDIOT.  A PERSON USUALLY BUYS A COMPUTER BASED ON THE
144 PRICE, NOT LINE LENGTH.
145 I ONCE OWNED A VIC-20.  I BOUGHT IT WHENIT COST $250.  I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE
146 IT WAS IN A PRICE RANGE THAT I COULD AFFORD, NOT BECAUSE IT WAS 24 LINES.
147 I NOW OWN AN APPLE.  I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE I COULD AFFORD IT. NOT BECAUSE IT
148 IS 40 LINES.
149  
150  IF I BUY 24 LINES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN AFFORD I AM NOT STUPID, I JUST DON'T
151 LIKHAVE THE MONEY.  IF I BUY 40 LINES BECAUSE I CAN AFFORD IT THAT DOES NOT
152 MEAN I AM SMART.
153  AS FOR THE PERSON ABOVE, DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU ARE NOT
154 THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOU NEVER WILL BE.
155  
156  ACE MASTER
157 ------------
158 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
159 Ah, but dROPPED bIT, you *ARE* "Film Fan"
160 /////////////////////////////Don't Look Back////////////////////////////
161 For Sale: Bench power supply, burglar alarm system, Soligor one degree spot meter, proto board and chest of parts, 12
162 green monitor, work bench, desk lamps (3), bookshelves, chess set, three boxes of paper-chromekote,construction, 20#
163 bond,100# bond, two boxes ring binders, misc office supplies.
164 75 *GOOD* disks-DSDD, two disk file boxes, cleaning kit.
165 Daisywheel typewriter with Centronics interface, MultiPlan for TRS-80 model 100. CGP-115 graphics prin
166 
167 *=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*]
168 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
169 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
170   I've been gone for a few days.  Sorry to see that the signal-to-noise ratio
171 is still so low (sigh).  Milchar -- I've lost track of what's happening 
172 since it has been moving so slow and buried in the detrius of mindless drivel.
173 Your entry looked good, but I've no context for it now.... (sigh)
174 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
175 :::::=====:::::
176 Lurkin' Legamorph.
177 :::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::=====
178 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
179 Piper:  'scuse me for buttin' in, but I don't think that you missed anything,
180   really.  As you mentioned, the s/n has been unusual for quite a while, and
181   I think that it's been inhibiting almost everything "normal".
182 DeltaV: You seem to be liquidating lot's of interesting stuff.  Are you
183   upgrading?
184 Mr Meg-O-Mem: snort, gag, puke.  Some people just can't be happy.  I may only
185   have 64k, but it's the most loveable 64k you'll *ever* see!
186 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
187 Emu- upgrading, yes, but location rather than equipment. Am moving to someplace where the sun shines now and then...
188 I have "junked" my color computer, and got a model 100 which is a fascinating machine... DV
189 OK YOU SEE ONE DAY I WAS RIDING HOME ON A SCHOOL BUS AND
190 IT WAS ATTACKED BY LIBYIAN TERRORISTS, AND I TRIED TO KILL
191 THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS, BUT THE NEXT THING I KNEW........
192 I WAS HIT BY A BULLET, BUT IT DIDN'T KILL ME, SO I WAS ALMOST
193 DEAD
194                   - THE DEAD - 
195 

196 Ace Master: It's "columns", not lines. And the low price computers tend to
197 attract the "kids". Since it was *stated* that he was making a generaliz-
198 ation, why take it personally?
199 You might try using lowercase.  All caps is another thing that many times
200 signals the presence of someone who doesn't really know what they are doing
201 (it is also much more easily read & makes a better impression) If your
202 equipment can't do lowercase... well we all have problems....
203 Delta V: How much for the Multiplan?
204 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446543.5436______________________________
205 Hello --  I am looking to buy a yellow Cockatiel... If any of you have one 
206 or know of any breeders that do(any breeders 'period' for that matter) 
207 please notify me......Steven.... at...
208                   
209            6 4 9 --  x x x x  okay?
210                 thanx!!!
211 
212 /s
213 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
214 DeltaV: Proto board, parts, 75 disks, 2 disk boxes and a cleaning kit I am
215 interested in.  What are you asking?
216 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++ 22 Apr 86 @ 6:53pm +++++++
217 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
218 Ace Master:  (see above message to you...)
219    If, perchance, you really did mean lines, you still are incorrect.  The VIC
220 screen is 22X23.  How you get 24 out of that, I don't know.  Perhaps I'm wrong
221 this time...
222    Anyway, if you have an apple, why don't you spend $60 (or so...) and buy an
223 80-col card.
224    As for line lengths in general, I use to the full what the person in front of
225 me used...
226      *** STARPATH ***
227 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
228 
229 
230 {}|{}|{}||}|||}|}|{|}{||}||{}|||||}|}|{|}||||}|}|}|{|}|{|{|}|}{}|}|{|}|{|||||||}
231 
232 If this degrades itself to an argument between Amigas, Apples, Ataris, or the
233 old Altairs, I am going to scream.
234 }|}|{{}|{}}}||||{|}||||}|{|}||||||{|}|||||}|{||{||}{||||}||||}|}|{|||{|}|}|}}}|}
235 ACTUALLY, LIK YA KOW THAT MAYBE I THINK AMIGAS ARE PRETTY COOL DUDE AND THEN
236 I SAW A UM ALTAIR AND THAT WUS PRETTY COOLTOO AND SO I SAID THAT HEY LIKE
237 I THINK THIS ALTTARE MIT BE WORH BUYING ASO I GOT IT AND IT WAS COOL SO I
238 LIKE BOUGHT AN APPLE AND IT SEEMED OK FOR A WHILE BUT A BNANA PEEL SLIPPED OR
239 MEADE ME SLIP SO I FELL DOWN A WEELL AND BROKE MY LEG AND ARMS AND NECK AND
240 I AM ALMOST DEAD BUT THIS GUY COMES AND LOOKS DOWN THE WELL AND SEES ME LYING
241 THERE SO HE SAYS HOW ARE YO U  DOING AND I SAID I AM FINE SO I HERD THIS BIRD
242 SINGING AND IT WS BLUE AND SOPPS POS  SPOT WAS GOING TOEAT IT SO I GAVE IT TO
243 THE CAT AND THEN THE CAT ATE IT AND SNOOPY CAME ALONG AND HE WAS GROOVING AND
244 HE SAID LIKE COOL BIRD YOU GOT THERE AND A BLUEJAY CAME ALONG BEHIND THE SHIP
245 AND THEN THERE WAS THIS BIG EXPOLOSION AND EVERYTHING WENT BOOOMMMM!!!
246 
247 
248 
249 
250 AUTHER  ! ! !         AUTHER ! ! !
251 
252 ***************
253  80 LINES? WHAT THE HELL FOR?  SO I CAN SQUINT AND HAVE MY EYESIGHT GO BAD?
254 HELL, I DON'T WANT GLASSES.  HOWEVER, LOWERCASE IS SOMETHING I LIKE.  BUT SINCE
255 UPPER CASE ANNOYS SOME PEOPLE I WILL STICK WITH IT.
256  
257  I IMAGINE THAT LIKE EVERY OTHER BOARD IN TOWN THIS ONE IS DOMINATED BY GOOD OLD COMMODORE.
258 WHY OH WHY DON'T THEY QUIT MAKEING NEW VERSIONS OF THEIR 6502 BASED COMPUTER.  I KNOW THE AMIGA
259 ISN'T A 6502, BUT THEN AGAIN THE AMIGA ISN'T MUCH OF ANYTHING.  LIKE THE SAYING
260 GOES; "IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN APPLE GET A C-64, AND IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN IBM GET AN AMIGA.
261   
262  ACE MASTER
263 ************
264 40 C O L U M N S (NOT LINES) AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!
265 ************
266 ACE MASTER: If *YOU* can't afford a brain transplant, then get lost.
267 ACE MASTER! You win! No, not a new car. No, not a trip to Hawaii. SImply a
268 big hand for the most nonsensical writing seen on this board in the last
269 three days. Instead of defending what ever position you might have had, you
270 have perpetuated the generalizations made about one class of computer users.
271 It will never cease to amaze me how people will always strive to make as big
272 a fool as they can in front of everyone else.
273  JACK OF DIAMONDS.
274 
275 |{|}|}|||}|{|{|}|{||||}|}|{||||}|{|}||}|||}||{|}|{|||}||{||}||||||}{|}|{|}|||}||
276 
277 Aeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
278 |{|}|{|}|||||}{|}|}|{}|}||||{|}|{|}|}||||{|}|{|}|}|{|}|{}|{|}|{|}|{||||{}|{|}{|}
279 
280 <\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\<\
281 Computers are no pointer to the sort of person who uses them.
282 After knowing a broad section of the users I think I know a bit
283 about it. Computers are no grounds to insult a person.
284 />/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>/>
285  (00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)
286  Nice scream!!
287 (00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(00)(Madwand)(00)(00)
288 
289 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
290       Something is horribly amiss here...
291 Sage: Please  contact me concerning the concept you expressed a  particular
292       interest in.  I may be busy, but I think I may still manage some time
293       to work on it.   I need to ask you some software related questions as
294       well.  You have my numbers.  I never sleep.
295 grep -n satan > echo /dev/null
296 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -JUGGLER-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
297 ^null^null &     (being in the backgound is what it's all about, mind you.)
298 
299 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
300 I agree. Computers are no grounds to insult a person.  That only tempts me to insult
301 a person because of name, JACK OF ASS, for example.
302 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
303 Milch-Two plastic Radio Shack disk files, hold 50 each,with hinged top. 72 disks all but 18 are DSDD, the rest SSDD
304 Brands are Bonus (by Verbatum) Sentinel, and a few Tandy. Most were used only as backups-I only had a drive for three
305 months. Head cleaner good for 15 uses, used twice. S or D sided, w/ cleaning solution. $50.00 for all.
306 
307 The proto board is large (but not huge), has four sandard sections and four smaller sections for 7seg. LED's. I
308 ludes bunch of chips (TTL) and wire. $45.00. 
309 Leonard-Probably $50.00-I want to see how much the manuals cost first, and whether I will be able to use it 
310 myself...Will be at next PorSFiS...[*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*]
311 i have a full hight drive for the coco computer. They are for sale at $40.00ea. leave a mess. for cocosoft
312 HELLO ALL. I WOULD JUST LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS PRESIDENT REAGAN
313 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT AND I DON'T THINK THAT WHAT MANY PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO
314 SAY IS ENTIRELY CLEAR TO THE GENERAL POPULACE. AND NEITHER DOES MY WIFE BECK
315 NO MORGAN FAIRCHILD. YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET.  I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS THE
316 PRESIDENT OF NBC THAT'S RIGHT AND UM WE HAD THIS BIG MEETING WITH FOREIGN
317 TERRORIST KHAD UH ATILLA THE HUN YEAH AND WE WERE ALL GOING TO SHOOT NO BLOW
318 EACH OTHER UP UNTIL MY WIFE CHERYL TIEGS STOPPED EVERYONE.  AND THEN MY
319 BEST FRIEND LASSIE I MEAN KARL MARX SAID THAT THE IDEAL SOCIETY WOULD BE
320 WHERE I WAS LEADER.  AND HERE I AM PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.  WHO COULD ASK
321 FOR MORE?  EXCEPT FOR MAYBE MICHAEL NO STEVIE WONDER.  OF COURSE STEVE AS
322 HIS BEST FRIENDS CALL HIM WOULD NEVER GO UP AGAINST ME BECAUSE HE WORSHIPS
323 ME.  YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET.......
324 
325 
326 ***********************************
327 I git the inpreshen that the person who entered the above
328 has strange hobbie`s like sitting aroung & watching Car`s rust. !!
329 DONT YOU ? ************************
330 Nope.  Just Saturday Night Live.!
331 ##  ##  ##  ##  ## ##  ## ### #$# #######     ## ##        #####   #########
332 oh boy!
333 #############      #       #####      $######      ##########    #####     #
334 NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!
335 ATARI 520ST'S HIT   TOY'S R US
336 HERE'S THE PRICE BREAKDOWN
337 
338 520ST COMPUTER-WITH RF MOD,ROM........ 399.97DDDDDD$399.97
339 SF354 SINGLE-SIDED DISK DRIVE......... $159.97
340 SC1224 RGB MONITOR.................... $339.97
341 
342 65XE.................................. $99.97
343 130XE................................. NOT SURE
344 SMM804 PRINTER FOR ST................. 199.97
345 
346 NEW 2600 GAME MACHINE...ULTRA SMALL... 49.97
347 
348 SOFTWARE FOR ST
349 
350 DEGAS DRAWING PROGRAM.................. UNDER $30
351 
352 THAT'S IT...MASS MARKETING HAS ARRIVED..
353 
354                       DAVID ROBERTS
355 MENU
356 \
357 
358 ?
359 
360 QUIT
361 
362 
363 
364 
365 
366 
367 
368 
369 
370 HELP
371 
372 NO, ACTUALLY I DON'T WATCH CARS RUST BECAUSE I HAVE A LAMBORG.. NO A LOTUS.
373 AND THEY NEVER RUST.  THE ONLY TIME I EVER SAW A CAR RUST LIKE A FORD WAS
374 WHEN I WAS IN VIETNAM... YA, YA THATS IT, VIETNAM. WHY I LEAD THE TET OFFENIVE
375 ALL BY MYSELF, YA, YA, THATS THE TICKET.
376 WHEN I GOT BACK FROM VIETNAM, I SAID TO MY BEST FRIEND BOB HOPE, OR WAS IT 
377 BING? ANYWAY, I ASKED HIM IF HE NEEDED SOME HELP WITH THE GOLF SWING SEEING 
378 HOW I WON THE MASTERS FOUR YEARS IN A ROW.  THAT WAS WERE I MET MY WIFE, 
379 FARRA... NO MORGAN, MORGAN FAIRCHILD, YA. THAT'S IT.  WE WERE TEEING OFF WITH
380 RON AND NANCY WHEN THIS HUGE PLANE I MEAN FLYING SAUCER LANDED AND OUT POPPED
381 THE GHOST OF BRUCE LEE... YA YA THATS THETICKET.  BUT SEE RON SHOWED BRUCE
382 WHAT WAS WHAT! WHY RON TOOK HIM ON AND DIDN'T EVEN NEED THE B-1 BOMBER.
383 THAT REMINDS ME... I WAS THE PILOT OF ONE OF THOSE BABIES ONE TIME... NO, NO
384 THATS RIGHT IT WAS IN THE LIBIAN ATTACK, YA, THATS RIGHT, I SPAT ON KHADAFY
385 RIGHT BEFORE I DROPPED THE BOMB. I ONLY DID IT TO SETTLE A GRUDGE WITH MO 
386 THAT I HAD EVER SINCE WE WORKED ON THE MOON MISSION.  WELL HEY EVERYONE, ITS 
387 BEEN REAL FUN, BUT I GOTTA GO. 
388 ME AND MORGAN OR GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH GRACE JONES AND MICK JAGGER SO HAVE
389 A GOOD ONE!                   
390            
391 ????????????????????????????????????????
392 DeltaV: Tandy no longer sells software manuals without the program. This is
393 intended to cut down on piracy. Also, I may not be able to attend PorSFiS
394 next time... I've had to work overtime 3 out of the last 4 meetings.
395 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446544.7047______________________________
396 
397 *************************************************************************
398 For Sale:
399 
400 Two Teac FD54-A SSDD disk drives mounted in external case (real nice)
401 with heavy duty power supply.  Complete with cable.  Never used and in
402 perfect shape.  $160.00
403 
404 Call Scott 775-xxxx or leave message here.
405 P.S.  These drives can format 160k 8 sectors/track or 180k at 9 sectors
406 /track.
407 **************************************************************************
408 quit
409 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
410 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
411 
412         I trust you to be inventive.....  For those who don't share this 
413 diversion please disregard the following.....
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432 
433 -_--_ - __ ---_ - _ --- -_--_ -___----___-_--
434 ************
435  I AGREE THAT COMPUTERS ARE NOT A MEANS
436 FOR INSULT.  I DON'T BELIEVE I WAS BEING INSULTING.  I WAS MEARLY STANDING
437 UP FOR A COMPUTER THAT I STILL LIKE, EVEN WITH THE LURE OF INEXPENSE, YET
438 POWERFUL SYSTEMS SUCH AS THE ATARI ST, COMMODORE 128 AND AMIGA.
439  
440 
441 ACE MASTER
442 **********
443 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
444 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
445 Emu -- no apologies are necessary for increasing the vanishingly small S/N
446 ratio we've had lately.  It does seem early for twit season though (sigh).
447 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
448 :::::=====:::z:
449 Lurkin.. Yeah, that's it!  Lurkin!
450 :::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::===
451 
452 HEY, KEEPER OF SOULS!
453 WHAT THE HECK ARE YOUR GOALS?
454 -Poet
455 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
456 Sigh....... Where are the twit boards when you need them?
457 It would seem to me that BW has been deteriorating for some time.
458 Is it perhaps a sign of the times? Maybe the intellegent users have
459 grown tired of this form of communication and desire something more.
460 Or perhaps they have evoled into a higher life form. Or maybe it is
461 just that BW has been taken over by lower life forms? Life was so
462 much simpler when it cost at least $1000-$2000 to even get into this
463 stuff. Such is life I guess. But I do miss being able to log onto BW
464 and not have to sift through most of a disk of immature mindless drivel
465 just to catch a glimps of an entry by an author I enjoy seeing.
466 But to those users who complain such as I, I do have a message. It is
467 a saying that comes from the amature radio folks. Use it or lose it.
468 If you don't write, others will use the system for themselves. 
469 There is a contining pressure out there for the resource of systems
470 like BW. If you want to see the quality of BW improve, there is only 
471 one way, and that is for YOU to improve it. No one else is going to.
472 Instead of lurking write something. Just a line or two. It doesn't take
473 anymore time then to not do anything, and it is a start. I will try,
474 will you?
475 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fred +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
476 FRED - AMATURE IS SPELLED AMATEUR.
477  
478                      - A HAM
479 
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481      Go home; my emotions tell me, go home.  But I cannot.  There 
482 is no home to go to.  It is not that the bridge is burned, only 
483 that what I once called home no longer is.  My past is the past, 
484 I cannot make things what they once were. 
485      I've traveled the new paths, the side roads and cow trails. 
486 I've fought through the brambles and bushes, underbrush choking 
487 the forests.  It is hard and tedious.  It is work.  But the 
488 beauty, the wonder of the freedom, the knowledge that others have 
489 not tread this way, seeing things others cannot because they are 
490 unwilling to travel thus.  These are the things I remember.  The 
491 dirt and grime, the cuts and bruises, the torn clothing, all of 
492 this is nothing when compared to the grandure of what I 
493 experience. 
494      But the time has come when I cannot continue go in the 
495 direction I have been going.  My traveling companion wishes to 
496 take the high road, and I wish the low.  We cannot find a middle 
497 ground, so we must part ways.  I leave him the food, and I take 
498 my tools. 
499      A convient road is come across, and I use it as the 
500 oportunity to leave.  It makes my traveling easy for a while.  
501 But, I quickly find the way hard.  The hard unyealing surface 
502 soon leaves me sore and irritated.  The scenery is monotonous.  
503 The dark black ribbon always ahead of me.  The gentleman that 
504 offered me a ride is gruff and an angered soul.  The fumes and 
505 noise insult my senses.  I will get out at the next chance, as I 
506 would rather travel alone then be subjected thus. 
507      Each passing trail calls out invitingly as we pass it.  Yes, 
508 I will be leaving on my own again soon.  To revel in the gentle 
509 sounds of the forests and glades.  To hear the happy sound of 
510 birds calling.  To feel the cool brisk rushing water of a 
511 mountain stream.  To lay in the comfortig arms of a lush green 
512 meadow and watch the playful clouds chase each other across the 
513 clear blue sky.  I miss the magnificence of the rainbow after a 
514 spring shower.  The sharp crisp clean air.  Yes, I'll be moving 
515 on my own again soon.
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517 
518 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/
519 Delta V: Contact me asap, proposed meeting of minds is not possible.
520 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/MiG
521 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppplurkingppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
522 I HAVE SEEEN THEE ENDLESS CASES
523 OF TATTERED AND TORN AND DEAD SHOELACES
524 THE SHOES ALL CRY IN ENDLESS PAIN
525 AND THEY SEND A BLOOD-RED RAIN
526 I AM THE KEEPER OF SOLES
527 NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY GOALS!
528 THE BOOOTS ARE DEAD
529 THIS MUCH IS TRUE
530 THE ONE I COME FOR
531 IT IS YOU
532 YOU HAVE KILLED
533 MANY SHOES
534 AND I HAVE WILLED
535 MYSELF TO YOU
536 THERE IS BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!
537 AND PAAIN I FEEL
538 YOUR SOLES WILL ROT
539  IN THE PITS OF HEEL!!!!! !!
540 ALTHOUGH YOU ARE ALIVE TODAY
541 YOUR LACES WILL SOON FRAY
542 AND ALL YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL FALL ASTRAY
543 AND I WILL RULE`THE DAY!!!
544 *** KEEPER OF SOLES PART II  OF **
545      NOTHING IMPORTANT
546 THAT'S FUNNY!
547 IT IS?
548 YAAH!
549 										
550 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
551 ARRON:CALL NORTH KEEP ASAP(YOU WRER GOING TO CALL 4 DAYS AGO
552 )
553 SANDY:????WHERE ARE YOU ????
554 
555 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
556            
557 
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559 
560         Tarn's voice has been absent for some time....
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571  
572         ....questions ?....
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574 
575 
576 Geez!! I sure wish some people would leave stuff understandable to humans.
577 Personally, I don't find entries like 87 957 434 entertaining or even funny.
578 If you're into cryptography, go join the CIA.  I don't want to hear about it.
579 This is a system based in America.  Speak English!!!! 
580 
581 ***************
582  I IMAGINE THAT THE BW SYSTEM WILL LEAVE US WITH NOTHING AS DO ALL SYSTEMS.
583  
584  NOTHING IS WORTH NOTHING, EVERYTHING IS WORTH SOMETHING.  YET WE GET NOTHING FROM LOGGING ON.
585 YES, I CAN WRITE DOWN A LIST OF NUMBERS, BUT IF I WANT CRYPOGRAMS I CAN READ THE TEXT FOR MY 
586 BUSINESS STATISTICS COURSE!  GEE,  SINCE SO MANY OF YOU ARE INTO CRYPTOGRAMS I THINK I WILL START
587 UPLOADING PROBABILITY AND STATISTIC PROBLEMS!!!!
588  
589   SUPPOSE THAT TWO DEFECTIVE REFRIGERATORS HAVE BEEN INCLUDED IN A SHIPMENT OF SIX REFRIGERATORS.
590 THE BUYER BEGINS TO TEST THE SIX REFRIGERATORS ONE AT A TIME.
591  
592 A)  WHAT IS THE POBABILITY THAT THE LAST DEFECTIVE REFRIGERATOR IS FOUND ON THE FOURTH TEST?
593  
594 B) WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY THAT NO MORE THAN FOUR REFRIGERATORS NEED BE TESTED BEFORE BOTH OF THE
595 DEFECTIVE REFRIGERATORS ARE LOCATED?
596  
597 C) GIVEN THAT ONE OF THE TWO DEFECTIVE REFRIGERATORS HAS BEEN LOCATED IN THE FIRST TWO TESTS, WHAT
598 IS THE PROBABILITY THAT THE REMAINING REFRIGERATORS IS FOUND IN THE THIRD OR FOURTH TEST?
599  
600  GOOD LUCK!
601  
602  ACE MASTER
603 ************
604 ====================
605 God is dead.
606           Fred.
607 Fred is dead.
608           God.
609 ====================K
610 The probability of there being a bomb in a typical airplane flight is one in a
611 million.  The probability of there being two bombs on the airplane is one in a
612 million million.  So do you want to feel safe on your next airplane flight?
613 Take a bomb!
614 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ G. Carlin +++++++++++++++
615 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
616 As we all know, there are an infinite number of Real values between any two
617 integers. Therefore, the probability of picking any one of these numbers is
618 1 / infinity, which is zero. Ay, there's the rub, since it is easy to pick a
619 Real number between any two integers. A probability of zero means the action
620 can't happen, yet it DOES happen. What is wrong with the above reasoning? How
621 can the problem be correctly stated?
622 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pair of Docs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
623 
624 I know, I know, one should not feel their life has value based on someone else.
625 I realize that I should not live my life in the service of or for someone else.
626 I thought I was my own person, made better and fuller by the company of someone
627 else. I now know that I am not strong enough to live fully by these ideals. I
628 miss the companionship that another gives. I miss it enough to cause me to
629 forget the beliefs I have always felt so strong for. It's tough to be alone.

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