From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:33:19
Message Number 13401

Without Imagination, this world would get pretty damned boring. The 
trick is to know when you're thinking fantasy or not. Too many people 
can't separate it. They use their imagination and then let it run their 
life. Imagination is a tool we all have, (Hey) it's kind of like a 
Snap-On tool....comes with a lifetime warranty. (shrug). I know, that 
was lame. 
By the way, I like that statement....."Imagination should be exercised, 
not exorcised." Cute!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Handle on it   
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:36:52
Message Number 13402

Ohhhh, very good. Let see what replies come from that!!! (joining you 
in snickering). You are being evil. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Message ##     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:38:28
Message Number 13403

JB> Ha! I got a good one and Saavik didn't!!
  
Who cares? 
  
JB>The next "good" on will be 13333......
  
And it's already gone....(sigh) Who cares? 
  
I CARE!!!!! 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:40:56
Message Number 13404

I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall when Scott saw "No Carrier" flash
on his screen .....just as he got to 13333. I'll bet THAT would have 
made me blush....but then again, EVERYTHING makes me blush. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: De'Witness's   
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:42:41
Message Number 13405

I don't like being rude to anyone unless they are downright nasty to me.
I just couldn't bring myself to insult the Jehovah Witness'. They were 
all dressed in their Sunday best with big smiles on their faces. And 
they played real dirty pool, they brought their angelic little children
with them. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: soo-ba-roo     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:47:51
Message Number 13406

Well, I didn't say it was a "real" number. If you want a "real" number, 
and you want to spend $2.49 per minute then check out the commercials
on late nite TV. I don't see you as the phone sex type........ 
.....you can't handcuff a phone. Well, you could but who'd want to. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:50:53
Message Number 13407

I'd like to read that text. I still don't think it's fair, though. 
So many minors call the boards. And they are twice as foul mouthed as 
any of the adults I know. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:53:10
Message Number 13408

So they don't think your souls worth saving, eh? They probobly don't 
think you even have a soul. They probobly walked away mumbling that 
you were just a disciple of Satan testing them. Good God (no pun 
intended). The propaganda they left me was full of pictures of family 
picnics with all sorts of animals wandering around the tables....
children running and playing in this utopia. (grimace) Give me a break!
One lady actually had the nerve to direct her merry little speech at 
my son, who was 5 at the time. He listened with big eyes as she talked 
about Heaven on Earth, ect, ect. 
My son attends a Baptist Church and it confused him. I don't confess to 
know much about religion so I can't knock 'em out like you do. I wish 
I could have said something "smart" to her, though.... 
Personally, I think there should be a law against door to door salesmen 
and that includes people trying to sell religion. 
If a salesman calls me on the phone, it really pisses me off...., it's 
like walking into your front room without knocking. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: 13333          
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:00:17
Message Number 13409

Just keep your paws ofa 13333 (zoom)      (zip)     (click) 
  
Never mind. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Armadillo      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:01:43
Message Number 13410

Thanks for filling in the blanks. Well, at least some of them. You'd 
have to have a dumptruck full of concrete to fill in all the blanks in 
my mind. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Relationships  
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:03:40
Message Number 13411

Well, in most cases my husband and I are equal. I mean, neither one of 
us makes an important decision without the other. We have mutual trust 
and respect. And there is very little possessivness between us. Ah, 
well, I just feel (and my husband is proof, to me) that a man can 
be dominant without being dominating (as in overbearing,ect). 
I admire a strong man. And most of the women I know do too. Maybe I 
should have said a confident man, a solid man. Not to be confused with 
an egotistical son of a ........!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: BBS BS         
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:09:23
Message Number 13412

I agree (Yick) with you. I prefer a one on one conversation to posting. 
I enjoy body language, something lacking in posting or "chat mode". 
It's easy to misunderstand a post without hearing the tone of someones
voice. BUT! It's easier to post certain things when you are basically 
anynomous (so my spelling sucks, sue me). It's easier to start a 
conversation and it's easier to recover from sticking your foot in your 
mouth (something I do often). A shy person could post messages where 
they might not be able to have a open conversation with a stranger. 
And it gets pretty strange around here........ 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Obnoxious?     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:14:06
Message Number 13413

KO>No, you're not obnoxious.... 
  
I try not to be. 
 
KO>You're well recieved around here.....
  
Gosh, (blush), thanks, Knight Owl. I just have this habit of tasting my 
toes (sticking my foot in my mouth, you know). I tend to be like a 
windshield wiper. 
                    Maybe now, I'll stop being paranoid........
 (hmmm, what'd he mean by that????) (god, now they'll all hate me) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Euthanasia     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:18:36
Message Number 13414

I believe in euthanasia, too. It's a hard subject to debate because both
sides are right. It's like the abortion debate. 
  
If a person is suffering mentally and physically and there's no chance 
for improvement, then I can understand why they might want to end their 
life. If it were me, and someone MADE me live against my will...... 
what kind of life could I have? 
  
I don't believe in this "suicide machine" thing, though. Euthanasia 
should be performed in a controled environment by qualified physicians. 
Not in some van in a driveway......... 
  
Not much of a comparison, but I used to work for a veteranarian. We used
to council people with old pets before they had them put to sleep. It 
was very hard for them to let go. But in many cases (well, in all cases)
the animals quality of life was nil and once the people realized that 
they were hurting their pet more by letting it suffer, they would 
tearfully agree. It was sad, but at the same time, it was the last act 
of love. They said their goodbyes then the animal quietly went to sleep.
It didn't suffer like it would have if it had just been left to slowly 
die day after day. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: M$Ms           
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:28:40
Message Number 13415

Knight Wols loves to be wide-eyed with insomnia. 
  
With a name like Knight Owl, I'd have never guess. (grin) Sorry for the 
above misspell......Wols. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Not ACOA       
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:30:45
Message Number 13416

Love not sex. Oh? Though you were a George Micheal fan............ 
............"I want your Sex......, I want your love......" 
  
Sorry, getting punchy. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: A.C.O.A.       
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:32:11
Message Number 13417

Well, I didn't HAVE to get married but it seemed the thing to do at the 
time... Where were you in 1980 anyway????
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Friendship     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:36:16
Message Number 13420

SS>I'm sure I'll blush when I meet you too.....
  
Either that or you'll run........in the other direction. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:37:30
Message Number 13421

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! One of Alter's 
all time funnies. "If I don't get kicked off line.......(click). 
I love it!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:38:47
Message Number 13422

At least your friend was willing to talk it out and thank god she called
you. I wouldn't commit suicide (even if my life depended on it....sorry 
pun was uncalled for) because of what it would do to my friends and my 
family (not to mention what it'd do to ME!). I don't understand to this
day WHY she didn't call..... she had several on line support people at 
the hospital she could have talked to. She could have called me. God, 
I hate remembering this........ 
I actually resented her for doing it. First time I've ever admitted 
that. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:42:51
Message Number 13423

Got a question, how do you know what number you have. I'm looking here 
and I see that I am replying to 13390 but it doesn't say what number 
THIS message is. Hmmmmmm. 
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:50:14
Message Number 13424

>Next I want 13456. Bids anyone?
 
Not me.../I/ got message #1 (in August of 1989, I think), so I'm
happy.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Existentialism 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:51:53
Message Number 13425

You HAVEN'T seen Dark Star? It was the first movie John Carpenter
ever did; on the sound stage at UCLA. It has got to be just about
the FUNNIEST twenty minutes on film. We'lll have to make an effort to
get it for the Furry Party, if you still plan to attend...
 
"Bomb, get back in the bomb bay."
"No."
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From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Not A/R Band.  
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:53:19
Message Number 13426

>Shame on you! You should at least came up with a variant so the thought
>was "unique." 
 
Rest assured, they were both...unique. Handcuffs were, in fact, the only
common theme.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Message        
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:55:13
Message Number 13427

>Nahhhhh the next "good" one will be...
 
...32712. (First five digits of my lucky number.)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/09/91 21:58:27
Message Number 13428

>...subtle reorginazition of your cognizant thought processes into
>something resembling oatmeal.
 
Yes! That's it exactly! I couldn't put my finger on just what it was
about their logic that disturbs me, but that's it! They reason as well
as a bowl of Quaker Oats.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Faire          
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:00:18
Message Number 13429

Nope, I ended up not going to the fair myself. I got an abrupt interrupt
by Ken Sable and Rufus and Fennec, and we somehow never got around to
it. Too busy terrorizing neighborhood McDonald's and baffling over the
mysteries of running uucp on an Amiga.
 
Couldn't tell you why people can't enjoy something unless it's at
someone else's expense--not a problem of mine, so I dunno. Limited
vision, I guess.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Suicide        
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:03:17
Message Number 13430

>I myself have contemplated suicide...
 
Really? You know, I've wanted for a long time to talk to someone who
was in the midst of actively considering killing himself--not
necessarily out of any noble aspirations, but because I don't "get"
the mindset you'd have to be in to do something like that. It's kind
of an alien state of mind to me--I don't grok it, I don't under-
stand it, so I'd like to talk to someone who was actually IN it
to see what it's like. Pardon the lack of sensitivity, but
it's hard to sympathize with someone when you have absolutely no
handle whatsoever on what's going through his mind.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dominance      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:06:44
Message Number 13431

SS> [Talking about men leading more than women in a relationship]
SS> Yes, I agree...
 
Whyizzat?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:09:58
Message Number 13432

>Thanks for making me that laughing stock of the BSS.
 
Oh, come off it. It's not like it was that big a deal. Sheesh, you'd
swear I just eloped with your sister or something. Relax.
 
Friends?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Friendship     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:12:11
Message Number 13433

>Like, there's no chance for misunderstandings when face to face?
 
Of course there are--but they're less common, since you can read cues
into what the other person is saying. On a BBS, it's difficult to tell
sometimes when the other person is joking, or being sarcastic, or
whatever. I can think of at least one major blowup that happened right
here on A/R (betwixt Angel and Max) that was 100% the result of such
a misunderstanding.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: soo-ba-roo     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:16:36
Message Number 13434

>Well, I didn't say it was a "real" number.
 
Nope. Didn't even have the right number of digits--that tipped me off
right away.
 
>I don't see you as the phone sex type...
 
Thanks!
 
>...you can't handcuff a phone.
 
I think. (Actually, you can do interesting things over the phone, but
not if you're paying for it.)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:18:18
Message Number 13435

>I'd like to read that text.
 
You have a dezip utility? I think I have it zipped somewhere, but it's
too big to put in the D/L directory unzipped.
 
>So many minors call the boards. And they are twice as foul mouthed
>as any of the adults I know.
 
Ding ding ding! That's why so many BBS's don't allow handles and think
that handles would only be used by immature little twits--you go to
a system where most of the users are teenagers or below that
allows handles and all you see is little kids swearing at each other.
It's unfortunate, because there are a lot of otherwise reasonable people
who as a result will not call any system that allows handles. Same
goes for setting up "adult" areas on a BBS--in many cases, it's doomed
to fail. (Give people the right to say what they want and you'll find
many people have nothing to say but insist on saying it in the crudest,
most vulgar way possible). Oh well...I'm glad this system doesn't
suffer from those problems. There's always a counterexample, though.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:22:47
Message Number 13436

>The propoganda they left me was full of pictures of [heaven on
>Earth, Norman Rockwell version]...
 
Yep, I've got some of that. Got some stuff from the Fundies explaining
how the Jehovah's Witnesses are unwitting pawns of Satan, too, so I
guess it evens out. My personal favorite is the leaflet I have that
explains how Pope John Paul is a Nazi who, along with President Bush,
is secretely undermining the true religion and trying to replace it
with a fascist cult that will dominate all of America...I'M NOT MAKING
THIS UP! I SWEAR!!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:27:57
Message Number 13437

>Yeah, we could start a Fantasy club. A fantasy storyboard.
 
Iff'n ya wants one, I'll set it up for you...limited access, and I'll
even let you decide who gets it.
 
      --An obliging sysop Turtle
 
Yes, I know you weren't being serious, but iff'n you could pull it
off it would be interesting. I'd like to see that type of story-
board work.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:30:37
Message Number 13438

>(click).
>I love it!!!!!
 
You're sick. It was underhanded, rotten, and nasty.
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/09/91 22:55:35
Message Number 13442

You can try for message # 14444.PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE don't start using up 
messages now...*]:) .
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Obnoxious?     
Date & Time: 03/09/91 23:05:57
Message Number 13443

S> I tend to be like a windshield wiper.
Why is that?
 
SEE YA! (I gotta change that macro soon)
Knight Owl
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 00:54:10
Message Number 13446

I hope I never have an experience like that, but you're right.  She 
wasn't trying to kill herself, she knew she needed some help and 
couldn't get her parents to listen to her.  I believe that if she was 
not taken seriously, she would have made sure that she would have 
succeeded.  BTW, that wasn't the last of her attempts.  Usually, I'd
get a call about two in the morning and have to talk her out of it. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:09:03
Message Number 13447

SA> If a salesman calls me on the phone, it really pisses me off....it's
SA> like walking into your fromt room without knocking. 
  
Or being knocked off line when trying to post. hehehehe
Yes, I can laugh now, but remember Turtle, I don't forget.  See you at 
the Furry Party. hehehehe
 
              A sometimes vindicative, 
                  Scott Steel
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Armadillo      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:11:51
Message Number 13448

SA>  You'd have to have a dumptruck full of concrete to fill all the 
SA. blanks in my mind. 
 
Y'know, I could say something, but I won't.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Obnoxious?     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:14:28
Message Number 13449

Y'know, just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean to whole world's
not out to get you. 
 
(Stolen from the Specialist, but it was applicable.)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Not ACOA       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:17:11
Message Number 13450

SA> Love not sex.  Oh? Thought you were a George Micheal fan......
SA>......."I want your sex...., Iwant you love....."
  
I am a George Micheal fan.  Notice though "I want your love"?
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: A.C.O.A.       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:18:58
Message Number 13451

SA> Where were you in 1980 anyway???
 
I was a freshmen in high school.  Sorry. 
May not be applicable, but what the hell,
"It's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along,"
"Yes, it's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:21:38
Message Number 13452

SA> I'll tell, if you will...(stealing your posts now)
  
I asked first!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Freindship     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:22:38
Message Number 13453

SS> I'm sure I'll blush when I meet you too...
 
SA> Either that or you'll run... in the other direction. 
 
I won't, as long as you don't faint.  (incredibly macho, but it sounded 
good)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:24:43
Message Number 13454

SA> I actually resented her for doing it......
 
Well, that kind of reaction is not unusual.  I wouldn't even call it 
selfish.  Yes, that person needs someone, but it can be an awful 
strain on the support person involved.  I had to call that girl everyday
because, if I didn't I'd start worrying. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:26:48
Message Number 13455

SA> ...how do you know what number you have? 
 
Well, I jumped off and read forward to keep track of all 17 messages so
I would know when I got the #13333. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:27:58
Message Number 13456

SA> Next I want 13456.  Bids anyone? 
 
T> Not me... /I/ got message #1, so I'm happy. 
 
Well, obviously, that's not true.  You stole #13333 from me.  
Message number stealer. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Dominance      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:31:35
Message Number 13457

Saavik was talking about how men should lead more than woman in a 
relationship.  I was simply agreeing with her.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:32:47
Message Number 13458

T> Oh, come off it.  It's not like it was that big a deal.  Sheesh, 
you'd swear I just eloped with your sister or something. RElax. 
 
I don't have a sister. 
 
T> Friends? 
 
Yeah, Besides, I like being seen hanging out with a stud-muffin, like 
yourself. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:37:48
Message Number 13459

SA> Yeah, we could start a Fantasy Club.  Afantasy storyboard. 
 
T> iff'n ya wants one, I'll set it up for you...limited access, and I'll
T" even let you decide who gets it. 
 
I want one. And I want access.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:39:37
Message Number 13460

SA> (click)
SA> I love it!!!!!
 
T> You're sick.  It was underhanded, rotten, and nasty. 
  
Yep, it's about time you admitted to that. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:42:08
Message Number 13461

Yes, I got #13345 (in E-mail) and #13456.  Mohahahahahahahahaha.
Tough cookies, Saavik. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: To Saavik      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 01:44:54
Message Number 13462

I thought it was neat that I quoted you saying, "Next I want #13456", 
on message #13456, kind of ironic, huh? 
Suffer.  It's mine.  All mine.  (Yes, I'm gloating.  sue me.)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:02:36
Message Number 13468

Ah, quit gloating. Bet you got #2, too. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Phone Sex      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:07:17
Message Number 13469

T>Actually, you can do interesting things over the phone, but.....
  
Is that over the phone or with the phone.....Arg, sorry about that. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:08:54
Message Number 13470

Yeah, I'm really proud of all of us. You might see a "off word" thrown 
in here and there but it doesn't dominate the post. Some of the posts 
on the "other boards" are designed just to show off an unsavory 
vocabulary. Like, how many ways can you say, go screw yourself? 
 
I notice you've been calling Terran. Whatcha think?? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:11:48
Message Number 13471

Save the pamplet about Bush and the Pope out for the Furry Party. 
I've GOT to see this. (Maybe all that crossing himself the Pope does is 
coded, hmmmmmm.) (maybe Hitler is still alive and well and wearing a 
stupid little beanie on his bald head) Hmmmmm. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:14:11
Message Number 13472

Fantasy story board. Hmmmm. Between Scott Steel's imagination and mine, 
I'm SURE we could pull it off. But you'd have to make the first post.
Hah!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Click!!!!      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:15:39
Message Number 13473

Yes, I'm sick. It was underhanded, rotten, and nasty, BUT it was funny. 
I mean NO HARM was really done was it????? And Scott deserved it for 
all that gloating he did leading up to the fateful message number. 
Ah, well. Since when did YOU get a consceince. (Ya I know, it's spelled 
wrong.) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Obnoxious?     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:19:31
Message Number 13474

Windshield wiper type. You know, from one side to another. It's just 
that I see sides to every story and sometimes I can't really choose. 
So I jump back and forth. I'm a real stand up wimp, sometimes. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:21:30
Message Number 13475

Don't threaten Turtle......., that's dangerous. Hey Scott, is that 
your furry party invitation I see burning in the ashtray???? LOOK!!! 
The Yo Yo is putting it out with Mountain Dew. Whew! That was close. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Armadillo      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:23:11
Message Number 13476

SA>...a Dumptruck full of concrete to fill the blanks in my mind. 
SS>Y'know, I could say something, but I won't. 
 
Since when??? You know you're going to spout it sooner or later. So just
get it over with....... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: GM             
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:25:03
Message Number 13477

Yeah, I noticed that as soon as I typed it. Like I said, I was getting 
punchy. Certainly YOU understand why!!!!!!   (fangs sprouting now, 
sudden desire to choke the life from the closest living thing). 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: A.C.O.A.       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:27:07
Message Number 13478

SS>"Yes it's sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes 
     along. 
   
"Hold on to the night, hold on to the memory, I wish that I could give 
 you more...... I could be yours."   ----Richard Marx. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:28:56
Message Number 13479

You may have asked first but hey, you're the dominant male......Lead on.
It's your move......... "checkmate" 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Freindship     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:30:06
Message Number 13480

SS> I won't (run) as long as you don't faint. 
  
Would that be like fainting as in (mind swooning with desire), or 
fainting as in (mind swimming in terror). 
 
And yes, that was incredibly macho..... and you say you're not a stud 
puppet. Hmmmph!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:32:53
Message Number 13481

SS>I'd call her everyday because if I didn't I'd start worrying. 
  
Yes, I used to call Lorna a lot and we'd talk for hours. That was before
they put her on the manic depressive medication. She just seemed to clam
up after that. We drifted apart. Maybe in a way it was a relief because 
I used to worry about her a lot, but after she died, I felt guilty about
not trying harder. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:35:48
Message Number 13482

SA> Well, I jumped off and read forward to keep track..... so I would 
know when I got the 13333. 
   
Well, aren't you the clever one.....(Hehehehe) But Turtle was watching 
all that with a big shit eating grin on his face.....just waiting. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dominance      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:37:48
Message Number 13483

(sticking out tongue and making juvinile face) Yeah! So there, we agree!
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:39:46
Message Number 13484

But Scott, if we put all our fantasies on the board......, what will we4
have left to talk on the phone about......(pout pout) 
Just joshing, this could be interesting........ 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:41:24
Message Number 13485

SS>(typical gloating about his stupid message numbers again)(evil laugh)
SS>Tough cookies, Saavik. 
    
Er, um, I, uh, (slinking away into the corner to nurse my broken dream 
of owning 13456.) WHO CARES??????????? 
 
What a good sport, eh??? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: To Scott       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:44:55
Message Number 13486

Go ahead gloat....who cares (yawn). One day, you'll pay, (brushing nails
on shirt), you have to sleep sometime.
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Carly          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:36:41
Message Number 13487

I can just see the kind of concert it would be. All kinds of fans 
sitting there singing along with her and the band. It would be kind of
like one of her videos: on hte beach, with a fire, singing.
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: mouth size     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:38:59
Message Number 13488

> Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
  
Well, then, does that make it perverse instead? You know, similar to
"pervading", in effect, changing?
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: READING        
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:52:30
Message Number 13489

I just went back through and read the last several messages, and am now 
more sure than ever that we are all just a little wierd. Infighting over
message numbers, strange comebacks to normal sayings, etc. Boy! Ya gotta
love this business to really get involved in it. And I really love you
people. Without you, I'd be sane.
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: jealousy       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:25:27
Message Number 13490

SA> maybe some other obnoxious jerk will come along ...
Now now... *I've* been called an obnoxious jerk before even tho I 
consider it a non-truism - point is - some people just don't mix
with others and immediate dislike is the result.  I really can't think
of *anyone* that Spe11W1nd got along with tho...
 
                                       JoNboy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:27:42
Message Number 13491

SA> By the way, I like that statement....."Imagination should be 
SA> exercised, not exorcised." Cute! 
Oops!  The above is TM JonBoy... *whew* anyway as for cute ---
Ah cha cha cha cha!  I gotta million of 'em!
 
BTW - I was gonna ask if you've seen my favorite cult movie:
Kathleen Turner plays a hooker - "Crimes of Passion"  so bizarre I
love it!  The scene where she is riding the cop while he is tied
and gagged and she digs in her heels til he bleeds and then she 
takes his billy club and .....  It's great.
 
                               A cult-fantasy-softporn JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Handle on it   
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:31:34
Message Number 13492

SA> Ohhhh, very good. ... You are being evil.
 
Thanks m'love - a truly nasty evil sense of humor takes years to
cultivate and always welcomes an appreciative audience...
(puhleaze!)
                             JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:33:25
Message Number 13493

SA> I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall when Scott saw "No Carrier" 
Me too babe.  I'm just a voyeur at heart and love to watch their
little eyes spin with disbelief when they've been had.
SA> ....but then again, EVERYTHING makes me blush. 
Really!  Ever had someone sneak up and turn /off/ the hot water while
you are taking a shower?  You may SEE red but I'll bet you're really
too busy shaking those famous little bumps off to BE red!
 
                            A practical-joker JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: soo-ba-roo     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:36:58
Message Number 13494

SA> .....you can't handcuff a phone. 
 
Hell no!  In a pinch you can /use/ the phone as a pair of real good
restraining devices (yes devices - the handle at one end and the body
at the other with the cord doing the dirty work).  Man I'll tell ya
those cords can really stretch.
                                     JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Existentialism 
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:43:10
Message Number 13495

T> get it for the Furry Party, if you still plan to attend...
 
/PLAN/ to attend??!!!! Nay nay pui'che!  I'm GONNA be there! Come the
slobbering lips of apple cider crazed werewolves I'll be there.  And 
of course we need good wholesome entertainment.  Maybe we could even
try out my copy of "Heavy Metal" (hint hint).
 
                                    JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Not A/R Band.  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:45:42
Message Number 13496

T> Handcuffs were, in fact, the only common theme. 
 
Ever notice that handcuffs make a shadow like the infinity sign?
just thought I'd toss that in...
                               A eternally-seeking JonBoy
 
PS - another good "old" word - Pysmatic - means forever searching...
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Message        
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:47:35
Message Number 13497

T> ...32712. (First five digits of my lucky number.) 
 
And why - pray tell - wouldn't it be 32768?
 
                               A Byte-Wise and Nybble-poor JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:48:59
Message Number 13498

T> They reason as well  as a bowl of Quaker Oats.
 
Welll - ya got me there Hoss!  I never (I mean EVER) tried to reason
with a bowl of oatmeal.  I mean it was a definate one sided conversation
with the oatmeal getting a one-sided mmmmmmpppphhhh as my only 
acknowledgement to its existence.  I mean that shit gets smart with
me and I throw an egg or two at it, roll it in flour and make cookies
out of it.  Ya gotta know how to stay on top of these things man...
 
                               A hard-baked JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Faire          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:53:00
Message Number 13499

T> baffling over the mysteries of running uucp on an Amiga.
 Huh!  I got news for ya - running uucp on ANYTHING with Unix is 
a mystery!
T> Limited  ision, I guess. 
I guess me too as I can't even relate to the whys'.
 
                                        JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Friendship     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 20:55:25
Message Number 13500

T> major blowup (betwixt Angel and Max) 
 
I was in on that one - yeah it was bad.  I wonder if that's why we
don't hear from her anymore?
                                   JonBoy
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:37:07
Message Number 13502

/,Yes, I can laugh now, but remember Turtle, I don't forget.
 
That's funny...that's exactly the same thing Jill and Lori /both/
said. You know, I don't think I should show up for the Furry Party...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Belonging      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:38:39
Message Number 13503

>"It's sad to belong to someone else, when the right one comes along."
 
Gods below, I HATE and DETEST that song and all the attitudes and ideas
it embodies. People cannot BELONG to other people, /ever/. And the
"right one" implies that there can only be ONE 'right' somebody...
Manifest Bullshit (tm).
 
@SetTirade(Off)
 
Sorry, that song just bugs me. Lots.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dominance      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:41:30
Message Number 13504

>Saavik was talking about how men should lead more than woman...I was
>simply agreeing with her.
 
Why?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:42:29
Message Number 13505

>I like [something involving referring to Turtle as a 'stud muffin']
 
I don't forget, either. Grrr.....
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: New base       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:47:01
Message Number 13506

>I want one. And I want access.
 
That's one vote in favor...any others?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Phone Sex      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:48:10
Message Number 13507

>Is that over the phone or with the phone...
 
Both, actually, as long as it's not a cordless phone. I ment over the
phone, though.
 
>Arg, sorry about that.
 
No you're not.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:49:58
Message Number 13508

>I notice you've been calling Terran. Whatcha think?
 
I've been calling that system since it was first running on a
Commodore 128 as "Courts of Chaos." Rocky Kinsey (Random, the sysop)
is a friend of mine. I like the software a lot, and I'd like the system
a lot more if some of the users weren't so...sad. (I was moderator of
the Courts of Chaos storyboards once upon a time, and my character ended
up in bed with a six-foot barbarian mouse, but that's another story.)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:52:12
Message Number 13509

>But you'd have to make the first post. Hah!!
 
I certainly would; "This is the new limited-access area for x, y,
and z. Moderator is [fill in name here, probably you--you did bring it
up, after all.]" After that, it'd be all yours (so to speak). You still
game?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Click!!!!      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:54:36
Message Number 13510

>Since when did YOU have a consceince [conscience].
 
Hey! I resent that. Why, I'm one of the most lovable, sweet-tempered
people you'll ever meet. 
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:57:55
Message Number 13511

>But Turtle was watching all that with a big shit eating grin on his
>face.....just waiting.
 
Nope. Turtle arrived home just scant moments before Mr. Steel got to
the fateful message number. I looked at the screen, read #13332,
figured out what he was up to, and did a nasty. Had I had the monitor
off (as is normally the case) or come home two minutes later...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Existentialism 
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:04:02
Message Number 13512

Speaking of slobbering lips of apple cider...I may be persuaded
(assuming I can find some unfiltered apple cider around these parts) to
make some world-famous Hot Horny Foxes at the Furry Party. One part
apple cider, one part apple schnapps, heat to jst below a simmer and
stir in a cinnamon stick. Mmmmmmmmmmm!!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Message        
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:09:13
Message Number 13513

>And why - pray tell - wouldn't it be 32768?
 
Because those aren't the first five digits of my lucky number, of
course! (In case you're wondering, the entire thing is
3271225497265020071970960.) The '32712' is significant promarily
because it's the start address of Radio Shack's keyboard debounce
program for their earliest Model I's.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Faire          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:12:08
Message Number 13514

T> Baffling over the mysteries of running uucp on an Amiga.
J> Huh! I got news for ya - running uucp on ANYTHING with Unix is
J> a mystery!
 
Yeah, but the Amiga in question is running AmigaDOS rather than Unix.
Someone actually ported uucp over to run in the Amiga's native mode.
(Hey, someone wrote a full uucp implementation for CP/M...and he was
making noises on GEnie like he wants to give /me/ the source code
and have me port it over to LS-DOS. Mind you, we're talking ten
thousand lines of assembly source here...)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Friendship     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 23:14:45
Message Number 13515

>I wonder if that's why we don't hear from her anymore?
 
Nope - she and Max patched up their differences and worked things out
a while before she vanished. The software company she was working for
dissolved about six months ago leaving her unexpectedly without visible
means of support, though, so that may be why she's not around any more.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Armadillo      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:27:34
Message Number 13517

SS> Y'know, I could say something, but I won't. 
 
SA> Since when???? YOu know you're going to spout it sooner or later. 
SA> So just get it over with.....
 
Nope.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Freindship     
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:30:32
Message Number 13518

SA> ...and you say you're not a stud muffin. Hmmmph!!
 
Not comment.. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:31:33
Message Number 13519

SA> ...but after she died, I felt guilty about not trying harder. 
 
You can't take responsibility for someone else's life.  You also can't 
help someone who won't reach out. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:32:53
Message Number 13520

SA> ... But Turtle was watching all that with a big shit eating grin 
SA> on his face...jsut waiting. 
  
Actually , he just walked in the door when I was entering #13333.  
He saw what I was doing and logged me off the hard way. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Dominance      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 01:40:21
Message Number 13521

SS> Saavik was talking about how men should lead more than women...I was
SS> simply aggreeing with her. 
 
T> Why? 
 
Forget it, it's a long, long explanation. But if you really want to know
call me on voice, because I won't type it all in. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: Carly          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:22:49
Message Number 13522

On the beach, with a fire, singing. Hey, I LIKE that!!!! Maybe we should
write to Carly and suggest it. I'd buy a ticket!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: Pervading      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:24:13
Message Number 13523

Pervading. Ok, Tib, quit using those "big" words on me. Perverse, I 
understand. Hehhe. As for Turtle's mind, who knows what lurks....... 
Only the Yo Yo knows. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: READING        
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:25:55
Message Number 13524

TB> Without you (people) I'd be sane. 
   
Sane??? NOOOOO. Not sane!!! Don't you know, Sanity is all in your mind. 
What's insane to one, is normal to the other. Of course, normal does not
apply to us folks. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: jealousy       
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:28:19
Message Number 13525

JB>I've been called an obnoxious jerk before.......
  
Hold the press!!!!!!! One obnoxious jerk on the board is enough!! 
But I hardly think it applies to you. I would hardly call you obnoxious,
or a jerk. 
  
JB>I can't think of anyone that Spellwind got along with tho..... 
  
Except maybe himself. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:33:41
Message Number 13526

I haven't seen Crimes of Passion, but after this, I gotta rent it. 
Hmmmm, Kathleen Turner plays "Ride 'em, Cowboy". Yeah, I gotta see this.
What's she do with the billy club?
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Handle on it   
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:37:22
Message Number 13527

JB> A truly nasty evil sense of humor takes years to cultivate.... 
   
Keep up the good work. 
 
JB>Always welcomes an appreciative audience.... 
  
(Applauding) Bravo!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:39:24
Message Number 13528

JB>Ever had someone sneak up and turn off the hot water while you are 
JB>taking a shower.... 
  
No one that lived to tell about it. (Hehe) I don't get mad, I get even. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Phone Sex      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:45:11
Message Number 13529

SA>Arg, sorry about that. 
T>No, you're not. 
  
Yeah, your right. (as usual)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:46:23
Message Number 13530

I wasn't Modem wise when Courts was up but Cyberpunk and Thumper One 
introduced me to Rocky just before Terran began. It's a great board, 
but there is a lot of BS on it. I should know, a lot of it is mine. 
(sheepish grin). 
 
T>My character ended up in bed with a six-foot barbarain mouse.... 
  
KINKY!!!! Now I'm sure you should start the first post in the Fantasy 
Base. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:49:23
Message Number 13531

Am I still game? You betcha. I was thinking about this story where 
this Turtle ends up in bed with this 6 foot Barbarian Mouse. Whatcha 
think??
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Click!!!!      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:51:23
Message Number 13532

Thank you for correcting my spelling (grimace). 
I'm sure you are most lovable and sweet tempered. Hey! I never met a 
Turtle I didn't like. Of Course, I haven't had too many mutual
conversations with turtles. They are, however, good listeners. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:57:11
Message Number 13533

Nope! Nope? Grrrr, you are one stubborn Man, Steel. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 11:58:58
Message Number 13534

SS>You cam
Ok, I'll try again. 
SS>You can't take responsibility for someone else's life. 
  
I know, but she'd turned to me so many times in the past, that I 
couldn't help wonder if she'd TRIED to call me but I wasn't home. 
In my mind....I can hear the phone ringing....and ringing..... (sigh) 
That's something I'll never know. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 12:01:08
Message Number 13535

SS>Logged me off the hard way. 
  
Yeah, it's called "Dumping the Scum". No offense, that's what they call 
it. And I bet it wasn't hard at all. (click) 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/06/91 15:56:33
Message Number 13538

I've got to see that Kathleen Turner movie, Crimes of Passion. 
I haven't seen it either.  Wanna get together and watch it?
  
No, I never give up.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/06/91 15:59:43
Message Number 13539

SA> I was thinking about this story where this Turtle ends up in bed 
SA> with this 6 foot Barbarian Mouse.  
 
No, let's START it there. And let it go downhill from there.  With you 
and me posting, I'm sure it won't take long for it to hit bottom. 
hehehehe.  I want to play a female character.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 16:03:37
Message Number 13540

Nope! Nope? Grrrrr, you are one stubborn Man, Steel.  
 
Yeah, I know it. 
Remember me telling you about, "If it ain't stiff, it ain't worth 
a ****."?  Steel's can be hard y'know, at least until you melt it. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 16:06:15
Message Number 13541

SA> In my mind...I can hear the phone ringing...
 
STOP THAT! I MEAN IT!  No one, and that includes you, can take the blame
for something they had no control over.  You  could only help her as 
much as SHE would let you.  You couldn't make her put into action 
whatever you advised her to do or not to do.  If she lacked the strength
to do what she knew was right than how can you be responible?  You
couldn't really impart strength.  You could only give support, nothing 
more.  Try comparing it to your children and, let's say, a rainy day. 
You're children want to go out and play, but they can't because it's 
rainy out.  Now, they look to you to fix the weather.  You can't. 
Yes, I'm sure, you feel bad for the children, but are you to blame for 
the weather?  Of course not.  In the same way you're not to blame for 
her taking her own life.  
 If she had called you, which you're not sure if she did or not, if you 
had turned her away, then maybe, you could feel partly responible. 
But you can't be expected to sit home every night in case she called. 
 You did your best.  You did more than most people would have.  Maybe 
your guilty of caring too much, but beyond that, NO WAY!
                            A sometimes preachy, 
                            (climbs off soap box)
                            Scott Steel
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Heaven & Hell  
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:45:41
Message Number 13542

T> I don't think I should show up for the Furry Party
 
Nahhhhh it's your Bday - they wouldn't do mayhem on yer body on such
a sacred occasion.... (suuuurrrrreeee they wouldn't)
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Existentialism 
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:49:12
Message Number 13543

T> ... I may be persuaded ,... Hot Horny Foxes...
 
Ummmmmmmmmm! What does it take?  *who* would it take,  sounds like a
drink that I could appreciate.
                                      JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Message        
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:51:26
Message Number 13544

T> signiuficant because ... address for debounce...
 
I still have most of the monitor ROM addresses for the Apple //
engraved on my brain.  we used hex tho... I HATE signed decimal
 
                            A once-Bytten JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Faire          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:53:39
Message Number 13545

T> running AmigaDOS,,,
Which we used to affectionately refer to as a "multi-crashing" 
operating system....  actually it ain't a bad port seeing how
the AmigaDOS benefited from being written in C with many hooks
and system calls built in.  Unix was in their thoughts...
 
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Friendship     
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:56:09
Message Number 13546

Does Angel drive a Jag perchance?  Or work for a woman that drives
a Jag?  I "know" of a woman that also work/repped for a software co.
that went tits up about 6 months ago.  She runs a dress shop at 
St. Armands now...
                                 JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: jealousy       
Date & Time: 03/06/91 20:59:10
Message Number 13547

SA?> I would hardly call you obnoxious or a jerk...
 
Gee!  Thanks Luv - you rate a big squeeze at the Furry Party for that
one.  (Gimme an excuse - ANY excuse!)
                                        JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:00:41
Message Number 13548

Crimes of Passion has kind of a lame plot in places but the real
playoff is that Anthony Perkins plays a real twisted sicko street
preacher that is out to "save" the whores - espoecially China Blue
(Kathleen Turner).  The movie is very unique in that the sordid
scenes are very realistic - like the room with peep holes where 
guys can watch the stripper dance - or people make love.
The scene where the business man and his wife pick her up for
a threesome is kinda contrived but funny.  There are a lot of
s
small scenes that make this a really good movie.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Pervasive      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:34:45
Message Number 13549

>As for Turtle's mind, who knows what lurks......
 
Well, I understand there's an oracle in Des Moines who's pretty much
an expert on me. He monitors all my thoughts on shortwave radio and
sells the transcripts to foreign powers without a permit or export
license.
 
The Yo Yo is quite ignorant. It thinks it knows me, but it's mistaken.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:37:51
Message Number 13550

>KINKY!!!!
 
I prefer the term "exotic." I have very...exotic tastes.
 
>Now I'm sure you should start the first post in the Fantasy Base.
 
So that means I need to set it up now, I bet. Well, I'll get the
mechanics going this evening and turn it over to you...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:39:14
Message Number 13551

(Re: the subject line: Are you?)
 
>I was thinking about this story where this Turtle ends up in bed with
>this 6 foot Barbarian Mouse. Watcha think?
 
I think it's been done. C'mon, be creative!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:40:59
Message Number 13552

>No offense, that's what they call it.
 
That's what who calls it? I call it being obnoxious.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: HHF's          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:42:20
Message Number 13553

>Ummmmmmmmmm! What does it take?
 
Finding some @$%# unfiltered apple cider in Florida out of season. Iff'n
anyone comes up with a place that'll hace it (the stuff won't keep for
two weeks), give me a holler and I'll arrange for Hot Horny Foxes at the
Furry Party. It's gotta be real cider (not apple juice) of the un-
pasteurized, un-processed, un-filtered variety or what you get tastes
kinda boring.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Hex & You      
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:44:48
Message Number 13554

>we used hex tho... I HATE signed decimal.
 
We TRS-80 hackers used hex, too, except for when the machine was first
turned on. A familiar sight to TRS-80 hackers is the old familiar
 
Memory Size? _
 
that appeared on power-up; it's BASIC asking how much high memory to
protect for interrupt routines and the like. If you were using
KBFIX (which I was, being one of the lucky ones who got one of the
original bouncy keyboards before Radio Shack fixed the problem) you'd
enter 32712 to protect 55 bytes of high memory for the debounce
routine.
 
Tres interessant, no?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: AmyDOS         
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:48:03
Message Number 13555

T> running AmigaDOS...
J> Which we used to affectionately refer to as a "multi-crashing"
J> operating system....
 
Last I heard that expression went out with AmyDOS 1.2; 1.3 fixed a lot
of the problems and now programs like Gomf can intercept the odd stray
guru and prevent the system from going down in flames due to a stray
hiccup. AmyDOS 2.0 removes the guru completely (thank God)...like it
really matters now that Commodore's decided Unix V.4 and Open Look is
the way to go with their top-end machines.
 
Intuition is still kinda kludgey as GUI's go, though...I'd almost rather
deal with (dare I really say this?) Windows for ease of use. 'Course,
Intuition is a /lot/ smaller...like about 1/20th as big...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Friendship     
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:51:49
Message Number 13556

>Does Angel drive a Jag perchance?
 
Nope. A little American econobox that breaks down a lot.
 
>Or work for a woman that drives a Jag?
 
Couldn't tell you.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Crimes/Passion 
Date & Time: 03/06/91 21:52:58
Message Number 13557

>...Anthony Perkins plays a real twisted street preacher...
 
Click! I thought I knew the movie, but now I'm /certain/ I do, although
when Cindy and I rented it it was called "China Blue" rather than
"Crimes of Passion." Same movie, though. I wasn't that impressed with it
although it did have its moments. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:51:42
Message Number 13560

SS>No, I never give up. 
  
Got that Camaro yet??? Huh?? No? Well, I can be stubborn too, you know. 
But I would like to see that movie. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:52:59
Message Number 13561

SS>I want to play a female character. 
  
What this??? Mr. Studly wants to play the fem???? 
Well, er, sure. Sthweetie. Why not. Can I play a 6 foot Barbarian 
Mouse with a bad attitude, (and a wicked set of handcuffs)?
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:55:19
Message Number 13562

SS>IF it ain't stiff..(and more macho bullshit). 
  
Puhleeeaase. 
  
SS>Steel can be hard y'know, at least until you melt it. 
  
So can a cow pie, until the rains come. (dancing in a circle, chanting l
like a rainmaker) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/06/91 23:58:12
Message Number 13563

Thank you for the lecture and the kick in the ass. You're right. There
was nothing I could have done either way. I just wish she'd given me 
the chance. (Careful stepping off that soapbox, you could fall and 
break your neck, and we couldn't have that, now, could we?) 
 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:00:54
Message Number 13564

Tit's up, JB? Does that mean when a man's business goes "under", he 
goes "dick up"? I just hada ask. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: jealousy       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:02:21
Message Number 13565

JB>Thanks Luv.... 
  
You're welcome. 
 
JB>..you rate a big squeeze at the Furry Party...
  
I'll take that over a "big chill" any day. See ya there!!!!!!!!!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:04:33
Message Number 13566

Strippers? Threesomes? Yeah, I definately gotta watch this movie. 
But whenever I see Kathleen Turner these days, I think of War of the 
Roses. I keep expecting this Black Rover to come down the street, hell 
bent and fury bound. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Pervasive      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:06:29
Message Number 13567

Ah, it's an ignorant alien Yo Yo. Well.................there goes the 
neighborhood. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:07:35
Message Number 13568

YeeHaw!!!!!! My own Fantasy Island on Alter Reality. Now all I need 
is a short little guy and a white suit. 
"Botth, De Plane, De plane....."
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:09:34
Message Number 13569

T>It's been done, C'mon, be creative!
  
Ok, I'll er, sleep on it tonight. Lets see..................on a misty 
...naw, wait,  um,.. steam rolled up from streets as the cool of the 
night sank into the streets............. Yeah, I'll sleep on it. zzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 00:11:58
Message Number 13570

SA>That's what they call it. 
T> (re: dumping the scum) That's what who calls it? 
  
You know, "they", "them", certainly not me. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:07:58
Message Number 13571

SA> But I would like to see that movie.
  
With me? (Puppy-dog face, begging)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:08:59
Message Number 13572

SA> What's this???? Mr. Studly wants to play the fem????
  
Come up with an original character!
 
I'm thinking of an female ninja for Japan.  More details later (when the
base is set up). That way she can fuck up anyone she doesn't want to 
fuck.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:12:47
Message Number 13573

SA> I just wish she'd given me the chance. 
  
Grrrrr.....where's my soapbox....DAMN IT!! Re-read that message. 
You did everything in your power that you could do.  Period.  It 
was her choice, not yours.  Stop guilt-tripping yourself. 
  
SA> I just wish she'd given me the chance.
  
You've got it wrong, say to yourself, "I just wish she'd given yourself 
the chance."  Also, say to yourself, "It's not my fault.  I did 
everything I could to help her."  
 
Now, repeat that over and over again.  Then go re-read that lecture. 
 
I mean it.  No Kidding. 
 
You shouldn't be putting yourself through this. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 01:19:04
Message Number 13574

SA> Tit's up, JB?  Does that mean when a man's business goes "under", 
SA> he goes "dick up"?  I just hada ask. 
 
Y'know, I think JB qualifies for our little "Fellow Pervert" club. 
 
Yeah, with Saavik as president.  
Pervert!!
And yes, your welcome. 
===========

From: BEATLE              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyo??         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 07:17:28
Message Number 13576

  I leave comics and magazines and brown bags at your home, and nobody
finds them, but you can tell when someone leaves a YOYO at your house?? 
Ghee!!
 
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Carly          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 15:28:52
Message Number 13577

OK, you get her address and we'll compose a letter. Then we'll ask the
city if we can use someplace like maybe Midnight Pass beach and start a 
nice fire and invite all our friends and get someone to donate hot dogs
and Cokes, and we'll spend all night there with the band and Carly and
watch the sunset and ten the sunrise and sing all night long.
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Pervading      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 15:32:38
Message Number 13578

> Only the Yo Yo knows.
  
Tell us, great and powerful YoYo, what lurks in your mind?
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: READING        
Date & Time: 03/07/91 15:34:26
Message Number 13579

>Sane??? NOOOO.
  
Well, as they say in France, "Chaque un a son gout." Loosely translated
meaning "One man's meat is another man's poison." And my mind has been
poisoned past the point of insanity!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:30:22
Message Number 13580

SS>With me? (puppy dog face, begging) 
  
Sure, why not. Just fast forward thru the steamy parts........... 
my willpower ain't what it used to be. (Blush) But then again, what is?
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Blushing       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:33:59
Message Number 13581

A female ninja, eh? Sounds interesting. I'll have to think on my 
character..hmmmm. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:36:06
Message Number 13582

Yeah, you're right. Who brought the subject of suicide up anyway. 
I don't wanna talk about it anymore. (crossing arms and pouting). 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:37:20
Message Number 13583

Scott, you are "three" times the pervert I am, you know. Hehe. 
I'll settle for V.P., you can have the helm position. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: Carly          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:39:04
Message Number 13584

This could be the start of an annual party. Carly and friends. Think 
she'd go for it. 
????
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: Pervading      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 16:39:59
Message Number 13585

TB>Tell us, great and powerful YoYo, what lurks in your mind? 
  
The YoYo sit's quietly on the nightstand beside Turtle's bed. It emits 
a barely audible sigh and rolls it's neon eyes. Obviously, the YoYo 
ain't saying. 
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: HHF's          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:17:31
Message Number 13586

T> Iff'n  anyone comes up with a place that'll hace it ...
 
I'll get tight on it boss!  (ummmmmmm  HHF's makes my tongue hard...)
 
                                A without JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Hex & You      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:18:54
Message Number 13587

T> Tres interessant, no? 
Oui m'sier - I jes love those early micros - like keying in the
bootstrap on an old Altair via fron panel.  Hell I even had a 
Heath H-8 that you had to load the floppy bootstrap in the octal
keypad (or was it hex?).  Nie mehr.  I can't say I miss those days
but it was definately an experience.
 
                               A hexed JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: AmyDOS         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:21:54
Message Number 13588

T> (dare I really say this?) Windows for ease of use.
 Sure Windows is easy to use for the user - for the programmer - another
story - I await my copy of Borland C++ for Windows to find out if the
horror stories are true...
T> 'Course,Intuition is a /lot/ smaller...like about 1/20th as big... 
 One of my major laughs of the day is when people tell me that Windows
manages the computer resources more efficiently - I reply "you mean
there's something /left/ after Windows grabs it all?".  Windows 
applications are the biggest damned programs I've ever seen in my 
life.  Now - when Windows provides all I/O drivers and then hooks
into the GUI so that you have acess to all those nifty toolbax functions
and Windows manages all the resources like memory - why in the /hell/
are those programs so BIG?????  Seems to me all that's left is pure
program logic with minor calls to external OS hooks.  I have always
maintained that MSDIOS (< intended!) is the most bloated code around
if for no other reason than the necessary code for segment arithmetic.
Ah well - see what ya started!!!
                            MSDOS needs AlkaSeltzer for that
                            bloated code feeling
                                      JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Crimes/Passion 
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:28:51
Message Number 13589

T> I wasn't that impressed with it   although it did have its moments. 
 
Ain't that whuddi said?  Those moments are worth it tho...
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:30:01
Message Number 13590

SA> (dancing in a circle, chanting llike a rainmaker)
 
You are one cold lady sometimes ... (admiring look)
 
                              A mutually appreciative JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:31:15
Message Number 13591

SA> Does that mean when a man's business goes "under", he goes "dick up"
 
Well except in extreme cases it ain't nearly as buoyant as a woman's
natural water wings.  Besides - it's at the wrong end to keep his
head above water...
                            a practical JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:33:16
Message Number 13592

SA>  keep expecting this Black Rover to come down the street, hell
SA> bent and fury bound.
Now THAT was a classic woman scorned story... (scary too)
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:35:19
Message Number 13593

SA> Y'know, I think JB qualifies for our little "Fellow Pervert" club. 
 
Of /course/ I qualify!  Jeez... I worked ong and hard (no pun intended)
to get to this point of perversity.  Besides - (I've told this story
before) I really hated this hick from Tennessee when I was in the 
service (and I can't say that I even dislike many people) but he took
a liking to me and followed me everywhere and bugged the shit outta me.
Finally one day I happened to start talking about some mild B&D and
he freaked out and said "oh man - that's sick!" and left.  *Click*
I became obsessed with discovering any kind of new "perversity" 
(and - yes some ARE perverse) to start talking about when this guy
would start to bug me.  He even went to the commander and told him
that I was so sick I should be locked up or kicked out.  I was
/so/ pleased with myself...  The best source for so called "different"
sex practices are in the orient.  Wow - I have my own little library
of things I'd like to try but some of them require hardware...
 
                               A "Build-a-better-sex-life JonBoy
===========

From: JONBOY              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Pervading      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 20:43:10
Message Number 13594

SA> It emitsa barely audible sigh and rolls it's neon eyes. 
 
It ain't got neon eyes and it has a slipped clutch when it spins too
fast.  They probably dropped it off as a dysfunctional member of
Cyberpunk YoYo society.  It does whirr when you drop it tho...
:::::::::::::Yoinggggggggggggg::::::::::::*Click*///////Zip!
And it is once again ready for another roll.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:09:53
Message Number 13595

JB>You are one cold lady sometimes........ 
  
Yeah, they call me Popcicle toes. I've actually been called a Dragon 
Lady before, but that was in court and HE lost!!!!!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:11:55
Message Number 13596

And besides...... when a man's business goes "under", he'll tell you 
it was a shrewd business move for tax purposes. Sorry, guys, no offence,
I've just been getting burned lately by some local restaurants that keep
going out of business. These guys have such an attitude. "Sorry, Babe, 
what do you want me to say.... I haven't got a dime to pay you. So sue
my corporation...., it's in bankrupcy anyway..." He says as he drives 
off in his new Mercedes. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  By the time you go to court,
the corporation is looonnnnng gone!! Kaput. Disolved.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:16:03
Message Number 13597

I loved the way the movie ended. Just desserts I'd say. Did you read 
the cover of the video tape? It has a real cute line about the movie on 
it.......(sigh) Wish I could remember what it says but right now there 
is a very loud, wailing guitar in my living room. I swear, my monitor is
vibrating off of the table...... whoa!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:20:21
Message Number 13598

Yeah, you qualify. I can't wait to see what YOU post on the Fantasy 
Base........ Sex practices from the orient, eh? I believe Scott said 
something about a female ninja character........ 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Pervading      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 21:22:17
Message Number 13599

Gee, JB, you really know your YoYo's. Sounds like you've been very close
with this particular YoYo. I can't wait to meet him. I assume he will be
attending the "Furry Party". (snicker) like he has a choice. 
===========

From: GROUCHO             
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:25:54
Message Number 13600

I particularly liked your reply regarding a man's business going
"dick up" as opposed to "tits up".  In fact it rates a 21 gun salute ..
 
(bang bang bang) * 7
===========

From: GROUCHO             
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: one mans meat  
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:30:00
Message Number 13601

TI> One man's meat is another man's poison"
 
Does this in any way refer to the aids epidemic?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:56:48
Message Number 13603

>Can I play a 6 foot Barbarian Mouse with a bad attitude, ...
 
Well, presumably, although Murr (the other six-foot barbarian mouse)
was actually very sweet.
 
>...(and a wicked set of handcuffs)?
 
And what, pray tell, is this sudden fascination with handcuffs? Naughty,
naughty!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/07/91 22:59:05
Message Number 13604

>YeeHaw!!!!! [etc]
 
Tell me who should have access to it initially and I'll actually open
'er up.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: BEATLE              
Subject: Yoyo!!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:00:26
Message Number 13605

>...but you can tell when someone leaves a YOYO at your house??
 
Anything I find entertaining, I find.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Hex & You      
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:02:36
Message Number 13606

>Hell I even had a Heath H-8 that you had to load the floppy bootstrap
>in the octal keypad (or was it hex?).
 
It was hex. (Got an H-8 keyboard in the attic, and a complete heath H-89
that doesn't work except in diagnostic mode).
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: AmyDOS         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:04:23
Message Number 13607

>MSDOS needs AlkaSeltzer for that bloated code feeling
 
ROFL!!!! That is one of the funniest things I have /ever/ read! Yeah,
MS-DOS apps need help. MS-DOS needs help. (How many people still re-
member that Microsoft kept saying MS-DOS 3.0 was gonna be multi-user,
multi-tasking?) IBM's BIOS needs help...why someone needs a CONOUT
BIOS routine that's two hundred instructions long is beyond me...
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:09:07
Message Number 13608

SS> With me? 
 
SA> Sure, why not.  Just fast forward thru the steamy parts........
  
Yes, but remember I own the remote control, not you...hehehehe
When? 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:10:35
Message Number 13609

Who brought (up) the subjest of suicide anyway. 
  
Me. Sorry. Didn't mean to bring up bad memories.  It was hoped that it
could become an ethical discussion not a sharing of bad memories.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:13:07
Message Number 13610

SA> Scott, you are "three" times the pervert I am, you know. 
 
Thanks for the compliment!  
 
SA> I'll settle for V.P. 
 
Do you really want to be under me? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
 
I KNOW you're blushing. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:20:13
Message Number 13611

SA> (dancing in a circle, chanting like a rainmaker)
 
JB> You are one cold lady sometimes.... (admiring look)
  
Agreed.
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:21:41
Message Number 13612

JB> a practical Jonboy, a without Jonboy....etc, etc, etc. 
 
You know, it may be said that you're a title-grabbing Jonboy. 
You copy Turtle too much. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:24:33
Message Number 13613

JB> The best source for so called "different" sex practices are in the 
JB> oriental. 
 
Why do you think I picked an oriental chick as a character for the 
fantasy board? 
                             A sexually knowledgeable 
                             Scott Steel. 
  
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/07/91 23:27:29
Message Number 13614

SA> ..I've been called Dragon Lady before, but that was in court and 
SA> He lost!!!!
 
What did you go to court for?  (You know I'd ask.)
 
                             A curious Scott Steel
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From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Stuff          
Date & Time: 03/08/91 00:04:44
Message Number 13616

>The best source for so called "different" sex practes are in the
>orient.
 
Man, you ain't kiddin'. You ever hear of one called "Seven Knots to
Heaven"? Weird shit. The Oriental attitude toward sex is totally
different from the Western one--they see it as more of an art form
than a form of recreation. (And I have a weakness for Oriental women,
too...)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: ALL                 
Subject: Let's Party!!! 
Date & Time: 03/08/91 00:43:51
Message Number 13617

    ------------  FURRY PARTY  ------------
    -------  F U R R Y   P A R T Y  -------
    --  F  U  R  R  Y     P  A  R  T  Y  --

WHEN:  Saturday, March 23, 1991 to Sunday,
       March 24, 1991.
WHERE: Turtle's Apartment, 1895 Shadowood,
       on US 301, Sarasota, FL (right by
       the airport).
WHO:   Any sapient being capable of using
       language to express the concept that
       he, she, or it is there of free will.
WHY:   To celebrate the occasion of Turte's
       birth.

The Entertainment: Screenings of "Akira" and
"Dark Star;" synchronized jumping; Hot Horny
Foxes (subject to availability of apple cider
out of season), juggling foxes, art, techie
stuff, Mountain Dew, and, of course, sexy
foxes.

Be there or suffer the eternal scorn of the
Great Aardvark, and sink into the uttermost
gloom of eternal darkness where there are no
Post-It fish and all the light bulbs are
burned out.

An Anarchy Now, Inc. Production. (c) 1991 Anarchy
Now, Inc. All rights reserved, all wrongs righted,
all things come to he who waits.
===========

From: BEATLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: A/R Band?      
Date & Time: 03/08/91 07:08:32
Message Number 13618

> we simply beat on the walls.
 
  At Turtle's, that would be WORSE...
===========

From: BEATLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scandalized    
Date & Time: 03/08/91 07:11:41
Message Number 13619

> What's wrong with an IBM?????
 
 Where do I begin??
 
> Tandy 1000SL.
 
 ACH! I hate Tandys.
 
> Whats a TRS-80?
 
  Ah!! Naivete! TRS-80's (or TRaSh-80's, as they've been called) are the
earlier home computers produced by Radio Shack/Tandy.
===========

From: BEAVER              
To: BEATLE              
Subject: Tandys         
Date & Time: 03/08/91 08:45:57
Message Number 13620

>> Tandy 1000sl
> ACH! I hate Tandys.
 
   If Tandy's were meant to be, they would have been Commodores! Anyway,
the only good tandy is a dead Tandy!  
 
 
  Hey Beatle! I'm back!!!!!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:30:20
Message Number 13622

T:What, pray tell, is this sudden fascination with handcuffs?
  
You started it. (grin) You tell me. I, personally, have never been 
handcuffed by any one other than a police officer (but that's another 
story). 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:31:53
Message Number 13623

T: Tell me who should have access to it. (Fantasy land). Er, uh, well 
let's ask the readers who is interested. Hey, guys!!!! Anybody want to 
go to fantasy land????? Leave E mail, or whatever. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyo!!         
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:34:07
Message Number 13624

T: Anything I find entertaining, I find. 
  
You got a point there. Maybe that's why I can never find matching socks 
in my house. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:36:02
Message Number 13625

SS> Yes, but remember I own the remote control, not you (dirty laugh) 
  
You would pull rank on me???? BYORC. Bring your own remote control?? 
  
SS>when? 
  
Hmmmmm. Let's see, I'll get back to you on that one. 'Kay? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:37:34
Message Number 13626

Yeah, suicide COULD be an ethical discussion but it would always bring 
back bad memories for anyone who's had a close encounter with it. 
Whether directly or not. If you've ever attempted suicide, it's got to 
have been a very dramatic memory and if you
have ever had a loved one who tried or suceeded suicide, well, that's 
pretty tramatic too. 
I wish I could understand what people feel when they get that desparate 
for escape. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:40:54
Message Number 13627

SS> Do you really want to be under me? I KNOW you're blushing. 
  
Major blush attach. People coming into my office..."Hey, are you ok? Did
you get too much sun yestarday??" 
  
You are a devil, Scott. I'll still settle for V.P. But I want an office 
of my own..... safer that way. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:44:09
Message Number 13628

SS> A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel. 
  
You are gloating again, Pal!!!! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Nope!          
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:45:05
Message Number 13629

I have the dubious honor of prosecuting bad debt accounts for Barway. 
When someone defaults on their lease or slips out on unpaid balances, 
they have to deal with me. 
  
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: choices        
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:47:32
Message Number 13630

SS to Groucho: Why is it you picked only the sexual ones (messages) to 
reply to. 
  
Stop picking on Groucho, Scott. Maybe he replies to them because it's 
something he is an expert on. Maybe he's going to give you a "run" for 
your money around here. After all, aren't you the "Sexually Knowledgeabl
Scott Steel? 
  
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: BEATLE              
Subject: Scandalized    
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:51:43
Message Number 13631

Ah, so I am welcomed to Computer Bashing 101, eh. You're instructer is 
Beatle. 
  
B>Ach! I hate Tandy's. 
  
They don't like you either. 
                              My computer is Vulcan insulted. 
                                    Saavik
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: BEAVER              
Subject: Tandys         
Date & Time: 03/08/91 12:54:00
Message Number 13632

ARG!!!!! Another Tandy Basher. Hmmmmph!!!! 
===========

From: TIBERIUS            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 14:31:35
Message Number 13633

Don't mind the Tandy bashers. There are plenty of them around. There are
also plenty of us who cut our teeth on Tandy's in the early days and
have a strange appreciation for the early models and their simplistic
design and programming. I can remember thinking I was big stuff 'cause 
I had a Model 1 with 16k of RAM and all my friends only had 4k. I was
big stuff back then!!
I was amazed to get a sealed bid notice forwarded to me from the GSA
(Government Services Admin) back home. They are selling off all kinds
of Tandy stuff from all over the northeast sector that was in use in 
govt. offices. Lots of good old memories for sale there.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:51:18
Message Number 13635

SA> I, personally, have never been handcuffed by any one other than 
SA> a police officed (but that's another story).
 
Well? Let's hear it.  You know how much I love stories.hehehehe
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:52:53
Message Number 13636

Well, like I said before, I want access. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:55:18
Message Number 13637

Okay.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/08/91 16:56:16
Message Number 13638

SS> Do you really want to be under me? I KNOW you're blushing. 
 
SA> Major blush attack. People coming into my office..."Hey, are you ok?
SA> Did you get too much sun yesterday??"  
 
SA> You are a devil, Scott. Ill still settle for V.P. But I want an 
SA> office of my own....safer that way. 
 
GOTCHA  GOOOOOOD THAT TIME!!!!!!!!!
Not private offices allowed (by order of the President of this chicken 
outfit) everyone must share and share alike. Mohahahahaha....
  
Gotcha again. 
 
So, you did answer the question, "Do you really want to be under me?"
Why not? hehehe
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/08/91 17:01:41
Message Number 13639

SS> A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel.
 
SA> You are gloating again, Pal!!!
 
Nawh, I'm just being honest.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: choices        
Date & Time: 03/08/91 17:04:11
Message Number 13640

No comment. 
===========

From: GROUCHO             
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Uninformed     
Date & Time: 03/08/91 18:14:52
Message Number 13641

Actually, there were no messages to speak of that I had to reply to.  I
merely found the last two to be particularly funny and stuck a reply in
that I thought might entertain some of the users here on the board.
  
And since you're on the subject, or rather brought it up,  who has been
engaged in dialogue (ad nauseum) on the subject recently?
  
As they say ..... people who live in glass houses .....
  
===========

From: GROUCHO             
To: TURTLE              
Subject: 7 Knots        
Date & Time: 03/08/91 18:27:16
Message Number 13643

I thought your reference to "7 knots" as being "wierd shit" to be
a rather entertaining pun!
===========

From: GROUCHO             
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Thank you      
Date & Time: 03/08/91 18:28:28
Message Number 13644

Thanks for sticking up for me, I'm just here to have a good time and
occasionally make an attempt to amuse other folks.  If you ever want to
discuss something on an intellectual level (without having someone 
humping your leg /Scott/, just leave me a post.
 
Also .... I'm interested in participating in your fantasy scenario.
  
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:39:50
Message Number 13646

Well, the Tandy I have suits my needs although I'd trade it in a minute 
for a 286 with VGA (hehe). The goverment uses Tandy???? I'm surprized. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Police Story   
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:41:16
Message Number 13647

You REALLY wanna hear this???? 
  
Ok, here goes. After my father died, I took his gun collection down to 
the Bullet Hole in Sarasota to be sold on consignment. Well, after about
a week, the Bullet Hole called me and said they had a buyer. So I hopped
in my Camaro (you know the one, blazing down mainstreet squealing tires)
and went to Bullet hole. The guy at the counter told me to stand by and 
he'd cut me a check. While I'm standing there waiting (spending the 
money in my head) This BIG guy walks in the front door and eyeballs me. 
He (very nonchalontly) walks up by me. He's got this look on his face, 
nervous somehow. The other guy walked out of the back room and nodded to
him, so this big guy grabs me by the shoulder. What did I do? Well, what
do you think.... I kicked the shit out of his knee and pulled away. 
Suddenly there's cops everywhere and the BIG guy has me bent over the 
counter and cuffed. "You have the right to (bullshit speech). 
  
I'm standing there with my nose flattened against the glass counter, 
staring at dead rattlesnakes and this guy is breaking my arms. 
That's no exageration. He finally decided to introduce himself, Detectiv
Fairmont, or Fairchild, hmmmm. something like that. On the way out the 
door, I'm yelling "what did I do???" 
He stuffs me in the car and on the way to the station he's real quiet, 
ignoring my questions. 
Turns out, one of the guns in my Dad's collection was "hot". When they 
checked it, seems it had been stolen from a guy who had been murdered 
during the robbery. The dead guys wife had told the cops that one of the
perpetrators (sp) was a woman. 
Didn't take long to clear things up but what a trip that was. I didn't 
get much of an apology either. "Er, Sorry for the mix up, Mam." 
Then they kept me for hours (and my mom) trying to find out who my dad 
got the gun from. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:55:41
Message Number 13648

YOU want access? I thought you were the President of this zany corp. 
Hell, you're the boss, Scott. You got it. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:57:04
Message Number 13649

SS>(spouting yet more macho come ons)
  
No comment. I have a feeling that "under you" is a very dangerous place
to be. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/08/91 19:58:01
Message Number 13650

SS>A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel. 
 
SA>You're gloating again, Pal
 
SS>Nawh, just being honest. 
  
And oh so modest too. (I have visions of men in cowboys boots and 
G-strings singing "Macho Macho Man!!!"  Oh, excuse me, that's right. 
You're not macho. You're a sensative lover (with a BIG ego)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: choices        
Date & Time: 03/08/91 20:01:56
Message Number 13651

SS>No comment. 
  
Oh? Since when can't you come up with a comment. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: GROUCHO             
Subject: Thank you      
Date & Time: 03/08/91 20:03:14
Message Number 13652

Interested in Fantasy Land? Well, you are hereby submitted to the board 
for access. Well, that's three. 
                                  C'ya
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/08/91 22:29:55
Message Number 13654

T> What, pray tell, is this sudden fascination with handcuffs?
S> You started it.
 
Yeah, and you certainly latched onto it (so to speak); sound that
appealing, hmm?
 
S> I, personally, have never been handcuffed by any one other than
S> a police officer...
 
I've /never/ been handcuffed by a police officer. Never been caught.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: TIBERIUS            
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/08/91 22:33:34
Message Number 13655

>I can remember thinking I was big stuff 'cause I had a Model 1
>with 16K of RAM...
 
Hey, you too? My first system was a Level II Model I...in fact, right
now I own four of them. By the time I'd gotten finshed with mine it'd
been speeded up by a factor of two, had four double-density disk drives,
and all sorts of other neat stuff... I still like those systems.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: ALL                 
Subject: This Conference
Date & Time: 03/08/91 22:48:00
Message Number 13658

Well, here it is, by popular demand: Saavik's Fantasy Zone.
If you can read this message, you have access. This area's
moderator is Saavik; she is responsible for setting the tone
and subject of this area and sorting out who can see it.
Users without access will not be able to see any message posted
in this area or even know it exists.
 
Over to you, Saavik...
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Let's Party!   
Date & Time: 03/08/91 23:22:19
Message Number 13659

For the next six or so weekends, the Bay Area Ren Fest (BARF) will be
going on in Largo.  It's worth the price to get in, IMHO.  They are much
better than the fair down here.
===========

From: MICHAEL ALLEN       
To: ALL                 
Subject: NEW BUSINESS   
Date & Time: 03/08/91 23:48:31
Message Number 13660

TO ALL I AM STARTING AN NEW BUSINESS WE WILL DO MORTGAGE ACCELRATION
CREDIT REPORTS AND VOICE MAIL IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED IN THIS TKIND OF 
SERVICE LET ME KNOW THANKS MIKE
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/09/91 00:17:17
Message Number 13661

Never been caught, eh? Well, I didn't do anything to deserve it (police
handcuffing me), I swear!!! 
===========

From: SILVERDAWN          
To: ALL                 
Subject: Greetings      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 04:58:30
Message Number 13665

Good evening, gentlemen. I hope you don't mind taking on a new user.
But I saw someone mention the Largo Renfaire, and couldn't resist. Is
the Sarasota Fair big among the users here?
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: GROUCHO             
Subject: Thank you      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:34:20
Message Number 13667

GR> If you ever want to discuss something on an intelligental level
GR> (without having someone humping your leg /Scott/, just leave me 
GR> a post. 
 
Listen bub.  Saavik and I are very close friends, we just leave the 
/intelligental/ personal topics off the main board.  We converse 
seriously over voice at least twice a week, and write E-mail 
pratically everyday.  
 
As usual, you're spewing in ingorance.  
Also, your very first post I and others found insultive.  (saying that 
the caliber of this board was sub-standard as far as you were concerned)
I, personally love this board and appreciate Turtle's efforts to keep 
it on-line. That me give you some advice, (and this is serious, not 
just retatilation) didn't sign-on your first time to a board and 
insult the board and it's users.  Again, saying to was below your 
standards.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:45:05
Message Number 13668

SA> YOU want acces? I thought you were the President of this zany corp. 
SA> Hell, you're the boss, Scott.  You got it. 
  
Well, Turtle gave you the permission to decide who has access, not me. 
So, I thought it would be polite to ask, and not just assume. 
  
Do you want me to decide who gets access?  Or do you wnat a join effort?
Of course, you'll have to clear it with Turtle, but I'm willing to 
take the responsibility, so to speak, for who gets access. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:48:57
Message Number 13669

SA> Oh, excuse me, that's right. You're not macho. You're a sensitive
SA> lover (with a BIG ego.)
  
AAAARRRRGGGHHH......no comment
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: choices        
Date & Time: 03/09/91 05:55:08
Message Number 13670

SA> Oh? Since when can't you come up with a comment. 
 
Since this was in reference to someone I don't know that well, I didn't 
it would be right to attempt a reply that would either: A) Slam 
someone about their sexuality or, B) even try to draw a comparison 
(again, hothing to base it on.)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SILVERDAWN          
Subject: Greetings      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 06:00:58
Message Number 13671

SD> Good evening, gentlemen. I hope you don't mind taking on a new user.
  
See Groucho, that's a kind and courteous entrance for a new user to 
make. 
 
Silverdawn, neat handle, I like it.  And, of course, welcome to aTLER 
rEALITY. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SILVERDAWN          
Subject: Greetings      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 10:52:36
Message Number 13673

Hi Ho Silver(dawn). Neat handle! Just thought I'd welcome you to the 
Alter Reality, pull up a chair and dig in. Always nice to see a new 
face, er, fingers, er, well, you know what I mean.... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 10:56:09
Message Number 13674

We'll discuss the matter of acess & such in E-mail or by phone but 
we have a lot to decide. I would rather do this as a "joint" venture, 
no pun intended. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: choices        
Date & Time: 03/09/91 10:58:19
Message Number 13675

SS>I didn't think it would be right to attempt a reply that would either
slam someone about their sexuality or draw a comparison (condensed 
version). 
 
Ah, you were using your bean, sorry, I pushed on that. You are right. 
It's not nice to "slam" anyone, unless it's in fun and they can take 
a joke. Ever notice it's easier to come up with a "slam" when posting 
than make a valid "nice" comment???? 
 
Guess it's that beast inside of me, clawing to get out.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Greetings      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 11:01:25
Message Number 13676

Bizzare!! Both you and I posted the same thing to Silver Dawn about his 
handle. Guess great minds, think alike, eh? Erg. That sounded egotistic
you must be rubbing off on me. 
===========

From: CRACKED             
To: ALL                 
Subject: HOWDY=         
Date & Time: 03/09/91 14:52:27
Message Number 13677

HOWDY
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 15:05:37
Message Number 13678

SA> We'll discuss the matter of access & such in E-mail or by phone 
SA. but we have a lot to decide.  I would rather do this as a "joint"
SA> venture, no pun intended. 
 
None taken.  (That's amazing, Scott exactly didn't have something 
perverted to say.)  No problem, I'll give you a call this weekend. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Greetings      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 15:10:21
Message Number 13679

SA> Bizarre!! BOth you and I posted the same thing to Silveddawn about 
SA. his handle.  Guess great minds, think alike, eh?  Erg. That 
SA> sounded egotistic you must be rubbing off on me. 
 
I haven't rubbed off on you, actually I haven't rubbed you at all. hehe
You just can't admit that you have an ego yourself. BTW, when I read 
your post to Silverdawn I thought it was well-spoken.  It troubled me. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: CRACKED             
Subject: HOWDY=         
Date & Time: 03/09/91 15:15:42
Message Number 13680

CRACKED> HOWDY! 
 
Howdy, and welcome to our little board.  Come often and post well, you 
don't have to thank us, but we are pretty rowdy. (so be careful)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CRACKED             
Subject: HOWDY=         
Date & Time: 03/09/91 16:46:00
Message Number 13681

Cracked? Howdy, Cracked. Welcome to the asylum. BYOSJ. Bring your own
straight jacket. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/09/91 16:47:45
Message Number 13682

Nothing perverted to say? I'm astounded. Even vaguely disappointed. No, 
not really. Okay, later, guy. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Greetings      
Date & Time: 03/09/91 16:49:32
Message Number 13683

SS>When I read your post to Silverdawn I thought it was well-spoken. It 
troubled me. 
  
Why? Did you dare think I may have used my ...(biting knuckle, sharp 
intake of breath)....brains? Hmmmmph! Shiver the thought. 
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: A.C.O.A.       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:31:46
Message Number 13684

SS>What do you want from a fellow pervert.
S>Green M&M's and a 69 Super Sport.
 
Ok, ok...Green M&M's and a 69 Super Bee....But that's my final offer.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Barbara Dare   
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:37:52
Message Number 13685

SA> Hey, now
SA>A stud-puppets's work is never done, is it?
SS>Hey, now, Turtle is our resident Stud-Puppet, Stud-Muffin, or woman-
SS>Slayer, or Babe-Magnet.  Not me.
 
Yes, but with the last 10 or so posts from you previous to that message,
you sure aspired to the job!
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Yoyos          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:49:23
Message Number 13686

SS>Bum!
SS>Thief!
 
Wahhhh!
 
T>BTW, that was sheer, unadulterated coincidence.  If you have been 
T>sixty seconds faster, I'd have lost...
 
Oh, real good.  Add insult to injury...now he'll be kicking himself.
I was here when he was doing it, he spent at least two or three 
minutes thinking of all those inane topics.  Heheh,  and at least
five on that spew on suicide!
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: HA!            
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:54:19
Message Number 13687

T>The Armadillo Connection, Florida's Furry HQ (*snort*)
 
Hmmm..."*snort*"?  Do I sense some dissention in the ranks?
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Right!         
Date & Time: 03/10/91 09:57:01
Message Number 13688

SA>...I was trying to knock some of the macho bullshit out of you.
SS>You know it won't work, because, in reality, it's not there.
 
*Snort*!  Cough...cough!  Urk!  Damn sunflower seeds.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:06:10
Message Number 13689

Oh, please...could be like, get off the subject of suicide?  Honestly,
it really depresses me.
  Well, not depress but...it is a downer.  How about something else, eh?
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: M&M's          
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:13:45
Message Number 13690

S>I won't as long as you don't faint. (Incredibly macho but it sounded
S>good.
 
VOOP!  VOOP!  NS ALERT!  ...  How can you sound macho when you have
"absolutely no" machismo in you?  And how can something which sounds
incredibly macho sound good at the same time?!
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: CLICK!!!       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:25:34
Message Number 13691

T>I'm one of the most loveable...blah...
 
*snort*.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Message        
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:31:28
Message Number 13692

JB>I still have most of the monitor ROM addresses for the Apple //
JB>engraved on my brain.
 
*FF58G
 
*L
 
$300            00          BRK
$301            00          BRK
$302            EA          NOP
 
*300.308
 
300 -  00 00 EA A9 08 4C ED FD 
308 -  00
 
*3D0G
 
]
 
Uh huh... tell me about it.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: On a serious.. 
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:38:19
Message Number 13693

T>I prefer the word, 
T> I prefer the term "exotic."  I have very...exotic tastes.
 
I think a better term would be eccentric.  You have very eccentric
tastes.  
 
Besides, the word exotic makes me think of a Korean girlfriend I used
to have...
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Hex & You      
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:41:20
Message Number 13694

T>Memory Size? _
 
On ours, we had a debugging routine which you hadda load via cassette,
and the number we entered was not 32712...but I don't remember it...
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:52:51
Message Number 13695

T>although Murr was actually very sweet.
 
And incredibly large.  I seem to recall a certain sauran almost s
s-s-suffocatin
  
BTW who was playing Murr, anyway?
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:55:50
Message Number 13696

JB>The best source for so called "different" sex preactices are in the
JB>orient.
 
SS>Why do you think I picked an oriental chick as a character for the
SS>fantasy board?
 
SS>                              A sexually knowledgable 
 
Oh, please. 
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Let's Party!!! 
Date & Time: 03/10/91 10:57:59
Message Number 13697

I have reserved the day of March 23 to be set aside to celebrate the
birth of a certain Turtle Morph...are gifts in order?
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: More Blushing  
Date & Time: 03/10/91 11:01:37
Message Number 13698

SS>Let's hear it.  You know how much I love stories. hehehe
 
Yup...esp telling them.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tits UP?       
Date & Time: 03/10/91 11:02:40
Message Number 13699

SS>A sexually knowledgable Scot Steele
SA>You are gloating again, Pal!!
 
SS>Nawh, I'm just being honest.
 
*Snort* Oh, please.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: GROUCHO             
Subject: Uninformed     
Date & Time: 03/10/91 11:04:10
Message Number 13700

G>And since you're on the subject, or rather brought it up, who has
G>been engaged in dialogue (ad nauseum) 
 
Nicely put.
 
G>As they say......people who live in glass houses.....
 
Again, copies, but nicely put.
Touche'
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