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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System)  Mike Day System operator
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19 
20 L'homme: I should be there around 7:30 or so.
21 *********************** CISTOP MIKEY *******************************
22 
23 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
24 Sage - Plans are being made for Saturday post PorSFiS on the East side.
25 Motivation similar to disk placement, yet slipping.
26 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -JUGGLER-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
27    
28 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^    (LsP'ing)
29 Voyeur:  Did you forget to mention that the Blue Oysters made a great intro
30   for the better band that followed?  You know who...  The Moody Blues!
31 How did that Bobby Vinton song go?  "Blue on Blue - earache, oh earache"?
32 L'homme: I'll be to trade the equiment I lent out anytime you'll just so
33   happen to have it with you.  Trade did I say?  Yup, just ask for the
34   details on delivery.  Trust me.
35 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     --->the Guardian     (121:12)
36    
37 ch /be to trade/be willing to trade/  uh-huh.
38 
39 @#@$@#*%_#(^*#*$$^&%^($*!@##@$#%$^&^*^&(&*)*(_)|_)+))_()*(&*^&%^#@%##~!#!~#@$#%^&*&(*)(_)+_)|)+()_*()*)***(^&*^&
40 Voyeur: Godzilla represents a whole schema of society's ills. The monster that manifests itself from man's tinkering
41 with his world, exploring things he has no business exploring, playing God when he has neither the intelligence or the
42 morals to do so. Godzilla represents all of this, as the delicate system of checks and balances is thrown out of whack,
43 and the resultant is a creature too terrible to describe; a creature whose only course of action is destruction, and yes
44 there goes Tokyo. That, pure and simple, is my definition of cerebral rock. Now the Doors: Led by a drug crazed mad-
45 man who considers himself a poet, a keyboard crazy with sideburns measured in acres, a guitarists who had to kiss Jim's
46 feet in order to be allowed to play, and a drummer who couldn't hold a beat if his life depended on it. Into the 
47 morass of the Sixties this group fell, and, beyond all hope of reason or logic, became a hit. Songs like 'People are
48 Strange (and I'm no exception)', 'Lizard King (I can do anything)', 'Waiting fi for the Sun (I've nothing better to do
49 today)' and that all-time big hit 'L.A.
50 Woman' convince me of the neurosis and helplessness of the band and of their leader James 'I love Miami' Morrison. 
51 I just wish that had gone east to see the czar a few years earlier. And on a side note, not ALL of their songs are
52 bad, BOC made an excellent cover of Roadhouse Blues, far surpassing the original effort, of course.
53 ~`!@#$%^&*()_+|\=-|+_)(*&^%$#@!~`!@#$%^&*()_+|\\=-|+_ L'homme sans Parity ~`!@#$%^&*()_+|\=-|+_)(*&^%$#@!~`~!@#$%^&*()
54 
55 YA, AND WHO IS TO SAY WHAT IS REALITY AND WHAT IS A BLOODY ILLUSION, EVEN IN
56 SOMEONE'S WILDEST DREAMS, at THE MOMENT??
57 BUT WHO CARES??
58 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
59 Here's one to boggle your senses.
60 "The following statement will be true"
61 "The preceeding statement was false"
62 
63 To those of you who understand nothing but numbers, translate it yourself.
64                                          ........PENDRAGON........
65 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
66 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
67  
68 Geez...
69         Evidently you don't read what you write.... Or don't understand what
70 you read....Or don't write what you understand....Enough circular logic !
71         In examining your last repartee I am convinced that one or more of the
72 above must be true, otherwise how could one account for the blatent 
73 misunderstanding and re-statement and of the obvious. The reasoning follows :
74 1) " he calls ME the unsigned one ! " - D.U.W.Y.R. as all my messages contain 
75 my signature. Yours don't. 
76 2) " you may think you are using some secret code " - D.U.W.Y.R  I don't think
77 I am ...I know I am.
78 3) " you're the only one who knows it." - D.U.W.Y.R.  A statement of fact not 
79 in evidence. The solution is elementary, therefore any number individuals 
80 could be in possession of the "answers".
81 4) " pompous weirdo " - D.W.W.Y.U.   .... The lowest form of flattery.
82 5) " Call me illiterate will you "- D.R.W.Y.R. & D.U.W.Y.R. & D.W.W.Y.U.
83      Only at YOUR insistence ! 
84  
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97 
98 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
99 What does one Russian say to another in a darkened room?
100 "Nice to see you."
101 What do you hear in millions of Russian bedrooms at night?
102 "Please turn off the light, dear.  'Click'.'   Please turn off the light, dear
103   'Click.'  Please turn off the light, dear. 'Click'.........."
104 What's the name of the Russian leader?  Glowbachov.
105 How many Russians does it take to make a light bulb?  Only one, and he's it.
106 What are the four main forms of radiation in USSR today?  Alpha, beta, gamma,
107 and babushka.
108 What are the new instructions for cooking turkey in Russia?  Remove from
109 freezer, and leave outside 15 minutes per pound. Baste frequently.
110 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ P. V. Jeltz ++++++++++++
111 ++++++++++ How come "Spirit of Radio" was only 114th? +++++++++++++ Milchlurk
112 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
113 L'homme:  Of course, you must remember that your opinion isn't gospel.  BOC
114   has it's high points, but there are low points, too.  As for legendary 
115   rock, please don't forget "The End" from Jim M. and his friends.  In any
116   case, I still vote for Tom Lerher's "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" as
117   the number one top hit from the sixties.  (Does anyone remember Tom?)
118   And while we're on the subject, there's Tom and Dick Smothers, with their
119   good friend Mason Williams, who will be entertaining us tomorrow night with
120   their lingering lyrics.  Who could ever forget Mason's "Tummy Gummers"
121   or "Toad Suckers" songs?
122 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
123 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
124 All hail Professor Tom. Just don't forget "Vatigan Rag".
125 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ KG $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
126 L'homme, Voyeur, et al: I *will* be at PorSFiS (barring a major disaster).
127 [gee why is that funny glow coming from Trojan....]
128 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446552.7287______________________________
129 :::::::::O O::::::::05/01::::::::::::::::::::::23:28::::::::::O O::::::::::::::
130 L'homme: that pitiful excuse for musical repartee only reemphasises the old
131  saw - "if all else fails, dazzle them with bullsh**". (with apologies to the
132  Cistern Operator).  Face it, there is no way you are going to succeed in 
133  dragging the image of the glorious Doors down to the level of your style
134  bubble gum.  You'd have as much luck comparing your lowly IBM with my
135  *awesome* Tandy.  And, while I'm putting you in your place, I liked
136  Blue City because it was a good movie.  Nyah.
137 Ahem.
138 :::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::voyeur::::::::::::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::
139 
140 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
141 After the PCS Social, I walked out to the Eastgate.  Saw the Guardian, and we
142 ended up talking about the goings on here, right?  Well, after a while, he told
143 me what he thought about my series of numbers.
144     Those aren't mine.  I never entered them.  It was lucky I found out about
145 them, hopefully I can rememdy this.  I am not the one entering series within
146 colon borders.  To make sure there is no more confusion, I am going to go into
147 a low profile, lurk mode, for a while.    No big loss, I was quiet anyway.
148     Good night,
149     Prometheus Hawthorne
150 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
151 
152 NUKE
153 Available from New Earth Games, Oklahoma City, OK 73177; $29.95
154 plus $3 postage.
155 
156 [*=*] DELTALURK [*=*]
157 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/
158 DeltaV:[why do I always feel like I am talking to a missile?] The old phone number,
159 old address, old PO box etc. etc. Are all gone now. New number on Blue Parot.
160 PorSFiS is impossible, different arangements can be made.
161 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?/MiG
162 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$
163    The Hell Machine
164    (7)
165    
166    "-and there you have it, the final signing of the Mutual Non-Agression Pact by the United States and the Soviet
167 Union. Plans call for the immediate verifiable disarmament of the nuclear arsenals of both cities within the next six
168 months. Optimism runs high in both Washington and Moscow that total disarmament will be completed ahead of
169 schedule-"
170    Click.
171    "-total withdrawal of all soviet troops from East Germany and Czechoslovakia completes the first phase of the
172 U.S.S.R.'s plan to return all its satellite countries to their original status as independant states. Millions of
173 dollars of aid are being sent to all former communist dominated countries-"
174    Click.
175    "-the economy has improved to the point where there are actually more jobs than people currently able to work in the
176 U.S.-"
177    Click.
178    "P-147 has been approved by the FDA for testing in several hospitals around the country. Researchers are ethusiastic
179 that P-147 will prove to the the long-sought panacea, capable of curing all known diseases without side effects-"
180    Frank threw the remote control down on the couch. Jean picked it up and continued flipping through the channels,
181 stopping on every channel that showed the news in one form or other. Hell, the news was more interesting than anything
182 else on TV. It never failed to surprise.
183    Things were getting out of control.
184    The world had changed almost beyond recognition in the three weeks since Jean first saw the sun rise in the west.
185 War, poverty, hunger, disease had all but vanished. Earth was well on its way to becoming a true utopia, which was fine
186 except... would it stop there? And Frank was slowly becoming convinced of one thing: These changes were not as random
187 as they first seemed. Somebody was controlling them.
188    But who?
189    He sat back down and rubbed his eyes tiredly. God, if only he could wake up! the whole world was being pulled out
190 from under him like a rug and as far as he could tell, only himself, Norbert and Jean realized that anything was amiss.
191 Every one else accepted the changes that faced them every morning when they woke up as if things had ben that way all
192 their lives. He put an arm around Jean protectively. His worst nightmare was that he would wake up one morning and find
193 that she was gone, indeed had never existed anywhere but in his mind. As a consequence, Frank slept even less well than
194 usual these nights.
195    Jean had stopped on another channel showing the news. Something in the broadcast dragged Frank from his dark
196 contemplations.
197    "-the madman known to the public only as Nom De Guerre was shot to death today in his latest attack on novelist
198 J. D. Silverman. De Guerre has attempted to kill Mr Silverman three times in the past five years for reasons still
199 unknown. De Guerre reportedly stepped out of an alleyway and fired a single .45 caliber slug which struck Silverman
200 directly in the skull but miraculously ricocheted off. Silverman drew a concealed .38 derringer and shot De Guerre
201 twice in the chest, killing him instantly. Silverman was reported in satisfactory condition at Woodland Park hospital.
202 Confronted by reporters, he stated, quote: 'People always said I was hard-headed.' end quote. Police are withholding De
203 Guerre's true identity pending notification of his family-"
204    Jean sighed, "Too bad. I wish De Guerre had nailed him. His novels are the most pretentious, obnoxious crap I have
205 ever-"
206    Frank tuned her out, thinking. he had heard the same opinions before, and not just from her. But who did he know
207 that was a Silverman fan? Most people he knew either didn't care how the long-running De Guerre/Silverman conflict came
208 out or actively rooted for De Guerre. Silverman was a third-rate hack novelist whose only real claim to fame was a
209 highly publicised and probably staged feud with an anonymous madman. But he knew someone who was a Silverman fanatic,
210 raving for days on end about his latest project. Maybe the person who was pulling the strings of creation was a
211 Silverman fan. It was the only explanation for his miraculous survival. But who? Someone he had seen recently, he was
212 sure. Had this person been connected with the experiment?
213    All the pieces fell into place and a cold chill of realization ran deep into his guts. It all made sense. The one
214 man they hadn't heard from, the man on whom the whole experiment had hinged. Somehow, he had managed to gain control of
215 some horrible power, and was now using it to reshape the world in his image. His face chalk-white, he turned to Jean
216 and shakily began, "Honey, I think I just-"
217    There was a sudden frantic hammering at the door. Shocked, they both froze and stared for a long moment. Frank
218 finally got up and opened the door cautiously. Norbert stumbled in, headfirst. He grabbed Frank by the shirt and tried
219 to gasp something out. Frank could see in his eyes that this was a man pushed almost to the edge of sanity by
220 something. He grabbed Norbert's shoulders and shook him. "Get ahold of yourself, man! What's the matter?"
221    Norbert tried once more to speak, but only a faint wheeze came out. Suddenly, all the panic drained out of him at
222 once as he collapsed in Frank's arms in a dead faint.
223    
224    (To Be Continued...)
225 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# J.D. SILVERMAN $#$#$#$#$#$
226    Self-parody can be fun...
227 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$
228 SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW>
229 Bravo, Silverman.   That's one way to take the wind out of their sails.
230 
231 
232 ______________________________JD 2446553.6505______________________________
233 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /   /  /  /  /  /  /
234 Silverman:  All right!!! That's the way to do it!!!!
235 .
236    *** STARPATH ***
237 /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /
238 :::::::::O O::::::::05/02:::::::::::::::::::::::21:05:::::::O O::::::::::::::::
239 L'homme: uh, I don't want to seem picky, but the disk I need is 28 OCT 84,
240 	 not 28 AUG 84.  See you at PorSFiS?
241 A certain you-know-who-you-are: is the style you are referring to like this:
242 	bjgtn xrgv[ yc]^^ _gvcx vcjik .... ?  (I got that from mid January,
243 	amidst an UNDERGROUND/NEXUS border (who I thought was someone else).
244 	If this is indeed yours, all I've been able to deduce is that it is
245 	NOT a simple substitution, as the letter frequency is almost even.
246 	Since my decyphering days were few & long ago, I'm at a loss right
247 	now.  If this ISN'T the system to which you were referring, I'm
248 	Really at a loss.  Oh well, I didn't want to experience any more
249 	radiation than is already drifting over the Poles (pun intended).
250 :::::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::
251 
252 oops, I neglected to close a parenthesis. ) there, that feels better.
253 
254 ~!!~@~#!@$###%#$^^%^&^*^&(&*)((()(_)+_|_+___)))(*)(**}{][":';?><,./';][`!#!#@$#@^$^%&)_)@+_)~@+$(+_@%))@@%(^*#+_(#@%~
255 Voyeur: You non-literary types have always puzzled me. When confronted with carefully researched facts, you accuse
256 the researcher of dumping pails of BS into the well, and then you go and play the hypocrite and attempt the same
257 technique yourself. Shame on you. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
258    Regarding the mistake on the archive file... two in one day, a new record high. :-)
259 Emu : I remember experiencing the film Apocalypse Now, and the worst thing about the film was the very end when Martin
260 Sheen calls in the B52's to blast Kurtz's village, the while the village is going up in flames, and the end credits are
261 rolling by, all in the audience are subjected to that fine song 'The End' by The Doors. I knew immediately why just
262 about everyone got up and left at that point. 'The Horror, The Horror.' Conrad is spinning in his grave. :-)
263 Prometheus: Am I to understand that you DID make it to the PCS social, AFTER Leonard gave me YOUR three Tandy disks
264 because you HAD NOT shown up at the previous two meetings? The best laid plans and all that ROT.
265 Aside to voyeur's 'you-know-who-you-are' : Tricky, very tricky. I haven't nailed it down yet, but I more archive disks
266 to filter through. I must disagree with Voyeur's thoughts on fallout over the poles. As long as said fallout causes
267 members of the Red Plague to loose their hair and their cookies, I am all for it. Long live the victorious gentlemen in
268 Green!
269 $###@%*#^_*#)*##$^#^*#$^#*#$($(_*$$))##*# L'homme sans Parity *%#_))$*~$+_$)+_$)!*$)%*_)*@!_%*%!_)%(*_*%!%**_!%*!!_%*!_
270 
271 **--***--*
272           
273  WHY
274 DOES THIS
275 SYSTEM 
276 ALWAYS
277 DO THIS TO
278 ME? i cant
279 even type
280 more than
281 ten chara-
282 cters per
283 line.
284 i feel 
285 like im 
286 using a
287 vic-20 
288 with a 
289 portable
290 monitor!!!
291  
292 ****------
293 phoebus
294 apollo
295 ****------
296 
297 Take it as a hint, shorty------------------------------------------------------
298 ?????-So I heard. BP it is. DV.
299 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
300 PHOEBUS APOLLO: At the '>' prompt, type "HELP"
301       explains a lot, and might even work miracles
302                             oo
303 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -JUGGLER-   -+-   -+-
304 
305 
306 
307 .............       .............       .............       .............
308 Voyeur  : I have a ladyfriend that is/was/? a serious cryptographer by
309 hobby.  Given that she already knows much of what used to be going on
310 around here I almost gave her a few of the NET samplers Ian had posted a
311 little over a year ago, but never had.
312 	While she was running through all her incomprehesible charts of
313 acquired wisdom she made waste of quite a few given textbook samples in
314 no time at all.  She got a real kick out of it all.  Before I was able to
315 join in on all the fun we went on to live our seperate lives.
316 	I intend to track her down soon.  Would it be too much to ask for
317 a copy of what your working on so I may give it to her once I find her
318 (somewhere in Illinois)?
319 		By the way, how went the Kiss of the Spider Woman?
320 					Kosta
321 					
322 					
323 					Portland, OR
324 .............       .............       .............       .............
325 
326 L'homme: Are you still chopping the first 19 lines off of your archives?
327 And what are all those other things you remove....
328 you-know-who: I've made a copy of the last msg and should get around to it
329 soon.
330 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446554.2611______________________________
331 --------------------------------------
332 It's suprising how little time it takes americans to make jokes about
333 things...
334 
335 What it the weather forcast for Kiev?      Cloudy and 10,000 degrees.
336 What has feathers and glows?          Chicken Kiev.
337 --------------------------------------
338 #####################################################################
339 Unnoticed the Innkeeper had been poking around beneath the deformed 
340 panels of the damaged transport. Occasional sparks flew from the 
341 borrowed tools. "Hey Bard, have you got a spare stablizer around here
342 someplace?" his voice floated out from under the panel. 
343 "What?" responded Bard. "What are you doing? Get out of there, your
344 going to damage the controls!" "I doubt that they can be damaged any more
345 then they are now. Do you have that stablizer or not?" "No, there isn't 
346 one, so don't bother trying to fix it. We're doomed to this place 
347 forever" moaned Bard.  Ignoring Bards obvious distress for the destruction
348 of his valued transport I continued to work on the stablizer. #Maybe I
349 can fix it enough to get us out of here# a voice in my head said.
350 A limit detector bypassed here, an overload device there. A mass of wires
351 began to grow under the control panel. Finally two large wires were
352 strung out and ran into one of the medical regeneration units. "There,
353 that should give us enough power to get this heap moving. Reaching
354 towards the panel I threw the switch. a loud humming noise became 
355 evident followed by the smell of scorched wiring. The air began to take
356 on a redish glow then rapidly moving up the spectrum towards the ultra-
357 violet. Unknowing the intentions my hand moved of its own accord to the
358 panel and set the coordinates for home. Home? What is home? I don't even
359 know where I am let alone where home is. The controls moved, and the 
360 transport began to vibrate. The panel exploded in a shower of flames,
361 the lights went out, and I felt like I was being torn apart cell by cell
362 until I began to think I could stand the pain any further. Then as if 
363 in response it got even worse. I was being turned inside out. 
364 As suddenly as it started it stopped. I fell with a crash to a dirt floor
365 I heard others around me, apparently they had made the trip as well where
366 ever it was we went. The transport was gone though, no sign of it, only
367 my own self and the others around me. Slowly my eyes began to have vision
368 restored to them, and I began to make out the outlines of where we were.
369 It seemed awfully familar for some reason... there was a wall in front of
370 me with a rack holding many rows of bottles upon it. Some of them covered
371 with years and years of dust, while others were obviously newly placed.
372 My back leaned against a cask of some sort, the plug digging into my back.
373 "Where am I?" I said out loud. "Where is this place?" I heard a smothered
374 chuckle from above. Looking up I was surprised to see hiding in the rafters
375 a smallish elf grinning from ear to ear and now laughing out loud. "Why
376 the jollies?" I asked. "I can't bare it! I can't reavel the naked truth!"
377 was the only response I got. Looking down I quickly realized what was 
378 ment. My clothes had not made the journey with me, and I quickly covered
379 myself such as I could. "This isn't funny!" I said to no one in particular.
380 For the first time the voice in my head did not answer. I then began to
381 realize that the presence was no longer there. Apparently it wasn7t only
382 my clothes that didn't make the journey either. Using a cloth that was 
383 laying across one of the casks I covered myself, and then looking up 
384 again at the elf sitting on the beam holding it's sides. I demanded
385 "where am I? what is this place?" Between chuckles and snorts I got the
386 answer "Why dear Innkeeper, don't you recognize this place? Surely you
387 would not forget the many hours you've spent here climbing up and down the
388 stairs over there." As I looked in the direction pointed I already knew
389 the answer. I was home in my own wine cellar. "I'm home" I wispered...
390 "I'm home!" I shouted as I ran for the stairs.  "Welcome home friend" the
391 voice behind me trailed off. I barely heard it as I rushed up the stairs.
392 I was home.
393 ############################# The Innkeeper ############################
394 Milchar-I will try to find it. Forgot to tell you-the logic probe works backwards for positive logic, and negatively
395 for negative logic-except for C-MOS, in which case you have to move the switch to pulse, except when tracing DTL, 
396 in which case, you need to wire in a pullup resistor in series with the probe tip. 330 ohms will do, but remember to
397 bypass it with a .0047 uF capacitor.
398 L'homme....Well, where were you? And I was so eagerly awaiting your arrival (A friend of Max...)
399    Once upon a time, there was a young man who lived near a babbling brook, across a bridge, and behind a stand of
400 mystical magical trees.
401    Well, one day, as he was contemplating the alleged immaculate conception of oranges, he decided to start a computer
402 bulletin board. He named it backwater, because (?) he lived behind the babbling brook. 
403    The whole kingdom was amazed, and soon people from far and wide, uh, I mean near, heard of this marvelous inter-
404 change of human (?) expression...
405    Well, it came to pass that some members of the royal (?) court (?) decreed that the sacred writings should be pre-
406 served for posterity. (A fancy word for something or other). 
407    So, he began to record these words of wisdom (?), and, upon request from the throne, made a sacred promise-that
408 one day, these treasured writings would be made available to all the people...
409    And it came to pass that it didn't come to pass...
410    And that is the end of the story...
411 Promethious- Voyeur was just kidding about not getting any worse...
412 [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*] [*=*]
413 ________________________________________________________________________________
414 They're coming to take me away, ha-haa, they're coming to take me away, ho-hoo,
415 hee-heee, ha-haa, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. And
416 I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
417 coming to take me away, ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
418 Aaa-Ah, Yawa Em Ot Gnimoc Er'yeht...
419                                                                     NAPOLEON XIV
420 ________________________________________________________________________________
421 
422 THE\THING/FROM~OUTER~SPACE\WAS/HERE!
423 
424 MNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMN
425 
426 
427 
428 NAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAM
429 
430 
431 As I can see you people can not appreciate good or classic (not
432 classical) music, I think I had better explain something to you.
433 The Doors music represents everything that was good and bad
434 in the 1960's.  Apparently some of you children were not around back
435  then to know what I am talking about.
436 The reason they used The End as the theme song for Apocalypse Now
437 should be obvious for any person that has any sense of feeling for
438 what the movie was about.  You people are supposed to be so
439  cultured and knowledgable about the media and life.
440 You people are even stupid enough to think that the air strike was 
441 called in at the end of the film.
442 Get real.  If you would have been awake or had your head out of your
443  popcorn, you might have noticed that Sheen turned the radio off as
444 "All-mighty" was calling "PBR Streetgang".  There was no air strike
445  called in.
446 You people can't appreciate classic music of the times and you can't
447 even figure out one of the best movies made.
448 Grow up people and think about life.
449 
450 
451                      Jim Morrison
452 
453 
454 NAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAM
455 
456 
457 As I recall the movie, the air strike was set up along the lines of a
458 "dead man" switch.  That is, the strike would take place UNLESS called off by
459 PBR Streetgang.  His act of shutting off the radio was in effect calling the
460 strike.  But that's OK, mr. Morrison, we understand.  You were brain-damaged
461 even before you died over a decade ago.  That's what makes your music so
462 evocative, I guess.
463       Break on through.
464 
465 ?
466 ?
467 ?
468 NAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAM
469 
470 
471 Brain dead my friend???
472 Brain dead is for the folks in the White House who sent our boys into
473 Nam with nothing better to do but die.
474 
475 Your idea about the Dead Man switch is unfounded but possible...except
476 for one problem.  If you will recall, the Streetgang was also
477 to give coordinates.  These coordinates were calculated by
478  Sheen as he found Gantz.  How could H.Q. know where to drop the
479  pills if they themselves were not sure where Gantz was?  Granted they
480  told him that they believed he was in Cambodia, but they were not sure
481  enough to send in the 52s.  No way.
482 There is no question to discuss, the fire lines at the end of the
483  film were simply a backdrop for credits.  They were showing what
484  was all too common over there -- death.
485 Not the death of Gantz's followers, but the death of an American dream.
486   The death of the idea that America can win any war that we enter.
487 The dream that will die if we play Khadafy's game.
488 
489 
490                    Jim Morrison
491 
492 
493 NAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAMNAM
494 
495 
496 ***********************************
497 DIO    RULES
498 IRON MADIN  ROCKS
499 BLACK SABBATH LIVES FOR EVER 
500            AND
501     STEVIE WONDER  SUCKS
502 
503 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
504 
505 
506 ***********************************
507 My job is as plain as can be!
508 It fills my life with simple glee!
509 I work in a movie lot all day lonng!
510 When I'm bored I`sing my song!
511 I'M THE CASTING DIRECTOR!
512 YES IT IS TRUE!
513 MY NAME IS THE *KEEPER OF ROLES* TO YOU!
514 -Poet
515 *******************
516 Page 2 of
517 Nothing Important!
518 ******************
519 YOU KNOW POLES
520 AND ROLES
521 AND SOLES AND STOLES
522 TROLLS AND ROLLS AND
523 MOLES AND COALS!
524 BUT DO YOU RECALLLLLLL?
525 THE MOST FAAAAAMOUS KEEPER OF ALLLLL?
526 HE'S THE KEEPER OF THOSE DDARN HOLES!
527 FILLS THEM UP WITH MUD ALL DAYc!
528 AND IF YOU TRIED TO STOP HIM!
529 HIS DEMONS WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!
530 ALL OF THE BW USERS!
531 LAUGH AT HIM AND CALL HIM NAMES!
532 THEY NEVER LET THE KEEPER!
533 JOIN THE BIG DEBATE GAMES!
534 THEN ONE FOGGY SUNDAY NIGHT
535 THE KEEPER GOT REAL MAD!
536 HE TRIEED TO PLAY A LITTLE JOKE!
537 THE DEMON HE CALLED TURNED HI] INTO SMOKE!
538 NOBODY MISSED THE KEEPER!
539 WHEN HE DIED THEY SHOUTED OUT wITH GLEE!
540 KEEPER IS REALLY DEAD NOW!
541 LET'S DELETE HIM FROM OUR HISTORY!
542 (ON THE ARCHIVES!!!!)
543 @!~*#@!#*!$_)#%*%*%*^&$)$_^*@@%@(#+%*%(_(%|#%(@*^@+^*+_(@^@_|^(+^*#+*^*#***_^(+^(_+^(~+^($+$+^#!^##+^(#$^+#^
544 New wire - Rolling Stone (c)     Jim Morrison - He's Hot, He's Sexy, and He's Dead. 
545 Unfortunately, on this board at least, the third is not true, but the message from the nil intelligence known at Big Jim (I
546 guess that's what the crowds in Miami thought) would tend to support RS's third contention. If you really believe that crap
547 about the air-strike being a backdrop for the end credits, I submit you have listened to Morrison Hotel one-too-many times. 
548 Apocalypse Now is based ENTIRELY on the story Heart of Darkness written by Joseph Conrad in 1902. The story is based on a
549 journey Conrad took through the Congo in 1889-1890. Conrad described the journey as 'experience pushed a little (and only a
550 little) beyond the actual facts of the case'
551 (in relationship to the story he later wrote.) If YOU can't see the similarity between the dark continent and southeast
552 Asia during the Vietnam conflict, I further submit that this conversation should cease because one side (your side) is wholly
553 undermanned. A.N. is more a modern version of a great story set 70 years after it was written in a different jungle under 
554 similar conditions than it is a 'tribute' to the Vietnam war or the people who fought there. Jim, you need to start recognizing
555 the differences between what comes out of Hollywood, revered city that it is, and what we call reality. Of course, that has
556 always been a difficult concept for you, as can be heard in your music.
557 
558 D5 : Call and all shall be explained.
559 Leonard : I chop *my* own files but the files you, Dave, and Aaron get are untouched except for the EOL chars being cleaned
560 up. I'm a disk drive short because of a recent computer project (not ruined, just not available) so if possible can I
561 borrow that drive I sold you for a day so I can xmodem the
562 archive files over? Thanks.
563 $*_)$*@$*_)^*%^*)^)(%+%@*%)*%)*^*_^*#^_ L'homme sans Parity *%%_)*!_)$@(+~(+_)%+@%*@#%@#%@+%(@+%**$#^&$^)&#_*#@%)
564 L'homme: I didn't say you chopped it off of OUR copies! 
565 As for the drive, sure, you try my power supply too. That way we'll 
566 eliminate one more varaible. I hope it's just the supply.... if it's the
567 signals....arrrgghhh
568 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446555.3114______________________________
569 
570 ***********************************
571 
572 "YOU FIGHT TO KILL THE DRAGON"
573 "SO YOU BARGIN WHITH THE BEAST"
574 "AND SAIL INTO A SIGH"
575 "A SHOUT COME FROM THE WIZARD"
576 "THE SKY BEGINS TO CRACK "
577 "AND HE`S LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU "
578 "QUICK- RUN ALONG THE RAINBOW "
579 " BEFORE IT TURNS TO BLACK "
580          " ATTACK "
581 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
582 
583 AND GIVE THE KEEPER A SMACK"
584 RIGHT WHERE IT COUNTS!
585 AND THEN BLOW UP HIS SHACK!
586 KILL HIS MICRO!
587 SEND HIM BACK!
588 WHERE HE ESCAPED FROM!
589 AND THE HAAAAAAAPY VALLEY
590 HAS MORE PEOPLE!a!!
591 BUT HE'S GOT
592 NO IQ__!
593 GOT NOOOOOOO IQ!
594 HE'S GOT HIGH
595 HOPES BUT A LOW IQ!
596 -Poet!
597 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
598 FOR SALE-
599 USED 4-LINE TELEPHONE SYSTEM, TWO MILES OF WIRE, AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY OF SWITCH
600 BOXES AND A SHORT BLUE FELLOW. BEST OFFER, BUT LITTLE BLUE MAN *MUST* BE IN
601 THE DEAL.
602 	                                             AARON SEMPLERS
603                                              GRAY DATAMATION
604 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
605 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
606    If at first you don't
607         succede...
608    Lower your standards!
609  *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
610 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
611   Bartzebub nefcur sip moastan su.
612   Nefcur mondal ouren su coftess.
613   Angeline sufrim toren dedith.
614   Yo om jen tab cussoc.
615 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ ovegever_\_\_
616 This is the End
617 My only friend, The End.
618 Of our elaborate plans, the End.
619 Of everything that stands, the End.
620 No safety or surprise, the End.
621 I'll never look into your eyes, again.
622 
623 JUST REMEMBER MY FRIENDS..... THE CHILDREN ARE INSANE!!!!!!!!
624 
625 THIS IS THE END
626                        JIM MORRISON

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