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2 *************************** INSTALLED: 29 SEP 86 **********************
3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System)  Mike Day System operator
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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20 ::::::O O::::::09/29::::::::the top:::::::voyeur::::::08:21:::::::O O:::::::::::
21 <SIGH>       18:30
22 ****************************THE PHANTOM OF BACKWATER********************
23 ____09/29/86__________________JD 2446703.5646_________18:33:04_PDT_____
24 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
25 Well, I see that Kathy has been here and gone. Mostly gone it would seem.
26 Things appear about normal around here from the looks of it all.
27 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fred +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
28 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
29 
30                     Hey guys, it's been a while I must admit.Yes, I'm 
31 back, for better or for worse...Dear lady s. I don't know, 'cos whilst
32 ultraviolet is my favourite colour, I don't happen to have an emitter
33 of that particular set of wavelengths.... As to contact, I'm (hopefully)
34 calling you tonight, if les pouvoirs c'etre are willing.If not, HI and
35 call me.Kev can givya me number if 'e's willin'!!!
36 
37                       As to the rest of the world on the good old 
38 Backwash... I will probably continue The Story, unless Cirith Ungol gets
39 uppety again. See you chaps later, pleased to be back,
40                                                Adric.
41 
42 
43 :::::::::O O:::::::::::::09/29::::::::::::::::::::::::::21:52:::::::::O O::::::
44 CISTOP: I got a flyer today from some outfit called "Computer Mail Order."
45 	(how's that for generic?).  Anyway, they are having 'Software Close-outs',
46 	and one of the items is something called "Copylink Communications," from
47 	an outfit called U.S. Digital, for the exorbitant price of $29.99.
48 	Maybe you ought to pick some up and resell them; I hear there's lots of
49 	 money in the software business.... :-)
50 		[purgeuser: voyeur]
51 ::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::
52 
53 Just assume I left a one line cutesy. -- me.
54 
55 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
56 @$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
57 'EY! LEFTY! I HADDA LAY LOO FOR A
58 BIT. IT SHOULD OUTTA BE COOLED OUT 
59 SOON. UNTIL THEN.         FINGERS.
60 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
61 ++++++++++++Lurk,lurk,thenlurksomemore+++++++++++Darbon+++++++++++++++++++++++++
62 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
63 I now have a computer with which to communicate, but no uploading software
64 with which to send text.  So -- a technical question:
65   Should I send a character and wait for BW to echo it or simply put in a
66 delay?  Should I delay at the end of each line, or is BW ready to accept
67 the next line when it echoes the carriage return?
68   I've not written any software for a long time, so it may be interesting...
69 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
70 yes
71 WHO CARES?
72 oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	 oo
73 CISTOP MIKEY cares.  I care.  So do roughly a dozen others that I know.
74 THAT'S WHO CARES!							 so
75 oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	-oo
76 I am the ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE. If any of you misguided souls have so-called
77 unanswerable questions about life, the universe or anything, just leave them
78 here and I will answer them. I also give
79 personal advice ala "Dear Abbey". I alsoforetell future events and read palms
80 via modem...
81 
82 
83                      UI
84 NOBODY CARES!
85 
86 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ()
87 Eddie: Contact me via The Blue Parrot.
88 You know who I am.  Thanks.
89 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     --->the Guardian     (xxx:18)
90 ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
91 
92   Gillus, Turn on KSGO. They're playing some 50's music (1959).It's good.I 
93 know I flunked that cemihemistry test today. I didn't remember much.Well,bring
94  some money for snack-break tomorrow.
95 
96 
97                    PND!
98                         triste
99 tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
100 {+|+}  <101>  860930^1836
101 
102 oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	 oo
103 PHANTOM : Now I know what you felt like about five or six weeks ago.	 so
104 oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	oo	-oo
105 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
106 Well Mr. Know it All,
107 Tell me whut this represents.?.?
108 
109 And i looked & behold a pale horse & his name that sat on him was Death,
110 and Hell followed whith Them over the fourth part of the Earth,
111 to kill with sword & with hunger & with Death, & with the Beast of the earth.
112 
113 Or should I say who.?.?.?.?.?.?.?
114 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
115 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666
116 
117 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
118 
119              Mikey: Thanx, guy, for removing that rubbish.
120 
121              Dear lady S. I would like to arrange a rendezvous avec toi,
122   'cos whilst our conversations a la tephelone are interesting and fun, they
123 lack the spontaneity of tete a tete, and I'd also like to see your luvely
124 face again, eh?? I'd also wondered about the possibility of comin' dahn ta
125 meecha atcher wednesday job, as yer already said tis right near me school.
126 
127              Anyway, (oops) I think that I've spotted Elforson somewhere in
128 the far distance.Tomorrow I'll tell you what he said to me so you can read
129 or not at your own discretion.(That is, as long as Cirith Ungol allows me to
130 write.)I must run right now, 'cos, if I don't, I'll get left here on this
131 damned terminal level, and it's too flippin' cold at this depth to stay long.
132 
133 
134                          Hurriedly,
135                                     Adric.
136 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????21:17??
137 
138 ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_
139 {+|+}  <140>  860930^2230  !
140 Well 1999 or 1666, your attaempt at
141 puzzling me was totally futile, but
142 since I only answer questions about the
143 unknown, you can go stick your head in
144 a microwave oven and give yourself a
145 great tan.
146                Ultimate Intelligence...
147 
148 
149 
150 
151 DARE TO BE STUPID!!!
152 
153 
154 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
155 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
156 Well seems are stupidly inteligent moron
157 cant even desifer proficy from the Bible
158 more or less any outher riddle.
159 though it is known & yet unknow
160 we now know that he does not know
161 the unknown or he would have a better responce to the question.
162 So the rest of you fools may continue asking the all knowing
163 as i sit here reading his answers
164 to the unknown, ill try to keep
165 my key board to my self.
166 but take heed:   whut is worse
167 the FOOL, or the FOOL who belives
168            the FOOL.?.?
169 
170 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
171 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666
172 
173 ...quote the fool.
174 
175 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
176       That all depends...  Who is to say which is the Fool?  There are
177 several of us out here.  But not as many as I recall from before...
178       I suppose the fools fall by the wayside for the utter imbeciles.
179 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -JUGGLER-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
180 HELLO?  IS THIS DOING ANY GOOD?
181 HOWDY, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GETTING THROUGH OR NOT.  GOT NOTHING TO SAY
182 BUT WELCOME TO OCTOBER EVERYONE!
183 
184 ATDP 230 xxxx
185  
186  
187  
188 		  ___
189                  /  .\
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195              @     | \/
196 		   |
197 		   |  /\
198             /      | /  \ 
199            / \     |/    \   /
200 	  /   \    /      \ /
201 	       \  /        /
202                 \/
203        
204 		 SKANK
205 % 
206 Hey 1999 or 1666, I certainly know a
207 quote fom the bible, even if it is
208 badly garbled, mispelled and slightly 
209 altered. Now ask me something hard.
210       
211        
212        
213                   Ultimate Intelligence
214 
215 
216 
217 KWH=UI?
218 INVENTORY       Four be the things I am wiser to know:
219                 Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
220  
221                 Four be the things I'd been better without:
222                 Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
223  
224                 Three be the things I shall never attain:
225                 Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
226  
227                 Three be the things I shall have till I die:
228                 Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
229  
230  
231  
232    AN ARGUMENT AGAINST THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD
233  
234                Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of
235                pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables;
236                          the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
237 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
238 fingers; glad to hear dey didn't catch
239 youse. mi left a note at the drop fur
240 yas.                        lefty
241 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
242 Piper: wait for echo is both necessary & sufficient. BW will accept the
243 next char after the <cr> but not echo it until it is ready for the one
244 after that. It is possible to 'dump' the entire line, plus one char. 
245 When that char is echoed, you could 'dump' the rest of that line (plus
246 one char). etc.
247 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
248 ********************************************************************
249 greetings,
250       It's getting cooler outside and the ski season hasn't started
251 yet, so I'm kinda stuck here at the terminal for entertainment. I and
252 about 12,000 other students started school monday at PSU.  It was a
253 mad house to be sure, I managed to get a parking permit and tuition
254 paid for the privialge of attending classes.  Writing 121 and a intro
255 to college math.  For a old girl like me to be taking FRESHMEN classes
256 has a numbing effect on the brain.  Other than that things are pretty
257 normal.   Does anyone remember my old chariters of Leo and Ontho and
258 Alex the young duke?  If not, Ill let them float around for a while and
259 start something new.   Intellegent input welcomed.
260 ***************************kathyD*****************************************
261 
262 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
263 OK MISTER KNOW IT ALL.
264 ANSWERE THIS EASY QUESTION..
265 
266 HOW MENY CARDS IN A DECK OF TAROTS?
267 AND WHUT ARE THE NAME OF THE CARDS?
268 AND DESCRIBE EACH AND EVERY CARD.!!
269 
270 IF YOU CAN................
271 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999 1999
272           THE  KEEPER
273 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666 1666
274 
275 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
276 
277 
278 Count-down    T-3 and counting, Mikey!
279 
280 
281 
282 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
283 KEEPER -    The answer would be four score less seven.  Also, there are
284 several proper responces to the second portion of your query -- one may
285 know them as 'trumps and lesser trumps.'
286 "When in doubt, lead trumps."  Ooops, wrong game...
287 -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -JUGGLER-   -+-   -+-   -+-   -+-
288 (KWH=UI?)=Stupid
289 ____10/01/86__________________JD 2446705.5482_________18:09:34_PDT_________
290 To all woodlands creatures:  Beware!  Mr. E. has his Wolf tags.
291 lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
292 Triste: I hope you do well on the chemistry test tomorrow. also please tell me if the game is at home tomorrow
293 so I can stay after. we'll get the whole bunch together-----
294 stay wavvo --pnd
295 llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllGILLUSllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
296 *********************************************************************
297 Voyeur: Let's see, probably those old CL packages came from PC America.
298 The last time I checked they had about 100 or so units that they still
299 had in stock and were trying to unload. Since they bought them at $45
300 each, and probably dumped them for $10 each to get ride of them, that
301 means they made around -$35 on each package. Yup, thar's gold in them
302 there software packages! Quick, buy them all up before they disappear!
303 Why, you should be able to make at least -$29.95 on each one, better then
304 PC America did!! :-)
305 
306 Kathy: Oh come now... You expect *intellegent* input on this system?
307 I think those cold germs have addled your brain cells!! <ahem>
308 
309 ******************************************************************************
310 To 1999 or 1666: I will not answer a 
311 question that you already know the answer to. I am here to answer questions about things unknown-Can't
312 anyone else ask me some INTELLIGENT questions for a change, instead of the 
313 mawkish satanistic drivel I have been
314 getting from 1666? I even stoop to
315 offer to answer questions about sex.
316 
317                   Ultimate Intelligence
318 
319 WHO CARES?
320 
321 Hey, UI (or should I say KWH?), is there a God?
322 
323 
324 SEX- WOULDNT YOU NO IT A PERVERT
325 INSTED OF A FORTNE TELLER !!
326 AND ITS NOT 1666 or 1999
327                 ITS
328           the keeper of souls
329                FOOL
330 
331 ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
332 Triste-- Call me regarding Blue Parrot (if you haven't already checked it)
333 and let me know if I can use your foil, ok?
334 ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Sherman*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
335 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
336 Pardon,  but KWH is my best friend and I know he is not UI.  He's hasn't been
337 around BW for the last couple of days so he can't defend himself,  but I am
338 doing so for him.  
339 
340 +++++++++++mytwocentsworth++++++++++++++++++++Darbon++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
341 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
342 Bard -- Thanks, that's what I needed to know.  Now to find the time to
343 do it, then write something... sigh.
344 KathyD -- Freshman classes?  In what??  Remember??? Huh??????????
345 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
346 WHO CARES?
347 
348 Yes, keeper of souls, there is most
349 definitely a God, a supreme being and
350 there also exists a antithesis- The
351 Ultimate evil who's only purpose is
352 to destroy all that is good...
353                  
354                Ultimate Intelligence
355                (I am not KWH)
356 
357 
358 I am also not God, Satan, but I am a 
359 supernatural being...
360 
361 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????        Dear U.I
362 (Ultimate Intelligence, I don't honestly beleive you expected serious response,
363 But, hey, why not, you are, after all, just expressing your opinions, however
364 unusual they may be.....
365 
366              I am asking a question of you, that I have a slight guess towards
367 answering, but would like some seperate input, and as you *claim* to be an
368 ultimate intelligence...
369 
370              What happens when an irrisistable force meets an immovable object?
371 
372 (And I know that neither exists in this particular universe that we know of..
373 nut, answer at your leisure...
374 
375                 now to serious business...  Dear lady S.  I enjoyed ferrying
376 you around the time-space continuum, but I'd like it a little better if next
377 time our tachyon path follows the more direct time-stream I described to you,
378 as it will save on energy output from my time-turbines....Anyway, my 
379 toriodal dampers are getting out of phase,(They're always the first to go..)
380 
381                I'd enjoy further contact if at all possible... providing you
382 weren't in too much hot water over the half-hour cock-up I made in re-entering the present time 
383 tream....Was your section commander too upset that you were late for your 
384 training session... I can always try and help, even if it's somewhat out of
385 my field of normal expertiese...
386 
387               Well guys, I will soon enter the continuing saga of Elforson,
388 as it presently stands he's doing all right... but from what he's told me,
389 some weird things have been happening and will be happening....(Depending
390 when you are in time,[please consult Doctor Streetmentioner's book for
391 any tense corrections] of course..)
392 
393 
394                             
395         Well, I must go, I'm twenty levels higher than last time, but I did
396 get left behind, so I must work my way up, entering on whatever systems I
397 find on the way.....Damn!My hands are cold!..Can barely type for stiff fingers
398 anyway...
399                               chillily,
400                                            Adric.
401 ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
402 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
403 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * * * *
404  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  W  * * * * * * * *
405  
406      Hello out there, oh you people of little perception.  If for no other 
407 reason than the writing styles are different, you should realize that I am 
408 not the, or an ultimate intelligence.  I am not so stupid as to declare 
409 myself fit to answer any question that comes my way, and not so stupid as to
410 do it on a board that actually houses intelligent people (for the most part,
411 anyway...).
412      Let's see, haven't been around in awhile.  Interesting, but all talk and 
413 no stories makes one very (ick) board.  Mr. E?  Wolftags???  Ah well, I did not
414 think that would surface here, but it sure did.  I don't think Grey Wolf calls
415 this system much anyway.
416      Well, as I have things to do, I will terminate.  Hi to Lady S. and Darbon
417 and Adric and....
418  
419 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * * * * *
420  * * * Retreat to "hide and seek" subroutine * * * * *  W  * * * * * * * * *
421  
422 UI=Stupid?
423 
424 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
425 
426 CUT THE KIDDIE CHATTER!!!!
427 
428 
429 			*************
430 			*Triple Five*
431 			* Was Here! *
432 			*************
433 
434 =+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+==+-+=
435 
436 gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
437 S:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:K
438  
439         Dear Ultimate Intelligence,
440              What type of superior being are you? If you are really all that
441 superior being, you probably won't know the answer to this question, so 
442 everyone else may consider this a question for them too. 
443              Why is it that in every class I have taken at PCC there has been
444 one intelligent (self-centered), obnoxious man who considers it his personal 
445 duty to contradict every statement that the teacher and books make?
446     
447                                                              Lady S.
448 S:KS:KS:KS:KS:K
449  
450         De Dear Innmates,
451               Since it is cold and flu season, please take 5 000 milligrams
452 of vitamin C a day; but be careful not to take more than 10 000 mg. a day
453 because people have died of vitamin C overdose. Please forgive my premature
454 naternalness, but I'm not into influenza epidemics. 
455  
456                                                              Lady S.
457  
458 S:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:KS:K
459  
460  
461 And by the way, Triple Five; I personally find you're telecommunications 
462 behavior completely pre-adolescent.
463  
464                                                              Lady S.
465      (I apologise about the "you're" instead of "your")
466  
467 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * 
468  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  W  * * * * 
469  
470    Picky, picky.  Only one mistake in the spelling, and you have to append the 
471 thing.  Last time I type for you (well, maybe not).  On to the serious flame...
472    Triple five, you disgust the very fibre of my being.  Your flagrant misuse
473 of backwater is more than "Pre-adolescent".  By far worse than a criminal 
474 waste.  You are one of the reasons why this should be a password system, so 
475 that you could be deleted.  I don't know why you get off on sending blank lines
476 but if you must, go to the Parrot and send them in private mail and you can 
477 enjoy them twice as much...
478  
479 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * K * H * * * * * *
480  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  W  * * * * * *
481  
482 Dear Keeper of Souls: What happens when
483 an "irristable" force runs into a immovable object is most interesting. Both
484 under go a change and are shifted into
485 another reality. As for the answer to
486 Lady s's question, it is another of the
487 laws of the Universe and is not liable
488 to be changed any time soon, because
489 you run into these people through out
490 this life and this pheononem prepares
491 you for them....
492 
493 
494 
495 DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT
496   ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE:
497  OK, HERE ARE MY Q'S:
498 1) HOW LONG TIL WWIII (IN DEFINATE TIME UNITS)
499 2) WHEN AND HOW DID THE UNIVERSE START?
500 3) IS REALITY REAL?
501 4) CAN GOD DESTROY HIMSELF?
502 5) CAN GOD CREATE ANOTHER EQUAL GOD?
503 6) WHY IS SPACE SO EMPTY (SEE # 2)
504 AND 7) WHEN AND HOW DID LIFE ORIGINATE ON EARTH AND/OR OTHER PLANETS?
505 
506 (I DONT EVEN BELIVE IN YOUR MYTHOLOGICAL BENEVOLENT DIETY CALLED 'GOD', OR ANY
507 DIETY FOR THAT MATTER, BUT YOU DO, SO WHAT THE HELL.)
508  AWAITING ANSWERS,
509                 DOUGHNUT MAN
510 DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT-DOUGHNUT
511 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Milchlurk
512 +++++++++++++++hiback++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Darbon+++++++++++++++++++++
513 HI ALL.  JUST A LATE NIGHT L&C STUDENT GETTING AWAY FROM THE BOOKS TO SEE WHAT
514 IS GOING ON OVER THESE PHONE LINES.  IT SEEMS I'VE FOUND SOME ENTERTAINMENT
515 RIGHT HERE ON THIS BOARD!  THERE IS A REPEATED REFERENCE MADE TO A "BLUE
516 PARROT."  IS THIS ANOTHER BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM?  IF IT IS, COULD SOMEONE FILL
517 ME IN ON IT?  THANKS!
518 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
519 Apologies in advance, but you gotta try it sometime--
520 well, it didn't even get this far.  "Address violation - core dumped"
521 Sigh.  Also double sigh.  back to the drawing board.
522 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
523 what are drawing, anyhow??????
524 ????????????????????????????????????
525 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
526 Blue Parrot:  253-xxxx
527 +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
528 for about the 10th time....  Why don't people look on B for the #?
529 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
530 
531 To KHW:     How ya doin' mate?It's been  few time-space units since we 
532 met on this system.I've been out of comission for a while thanx to one
533 obnoxious guy called Cirith Ungol.I DO NOT like this one, he's real depresin
534 and nasty.Anyway, how has life been on bwms whilst I've been absent?Any
535 good stories or anything like that??? Any by the author of the story of
536 the dancer...???
537    Anyway, I'll be entering a new bit to the Elforson saga,(Even though
538 it's not much good..)If you like it lemme know, if not, again, lemme know
539 somehow.(This is aimed at KHW specifically., as I can trust his/her 
540 opinion.
541 
542                           I'm now only two hundred levels below the
543 surface now, and I'm worried because I've heard a few guard 'bots
544 around this level.I'm on an ancient battered mkIII at the moment.What 
545 worries me is how ancient it is.This era on this world shouldn't be this
546 advanced.It's apparently a couple of hundred years old.This isn't Camtim
547 stuff, I suspect that one being i responsible.....
548 
549              Oh s**t, I'm in trouble, there's a damned great 'bot headed
550 this way, and it's not an engineering job either....
551              
552 
553                 slipping quietly away,
554 
555                                          Adric.
556 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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558 KathyD: Welcome to PSU and red tape and long lines...
559 Piper: If you would like to use it, I've got a 'quicky' uploader made just
560   for BW.  I wrote it before I had anything else, just to tide me over.  The
561   hitch is that it's in mbasic.  If I remember correctly, it has a timed loop
562   in it to wait for BW's <cr>, but that could easily be changed to a
563   'wait for echo', or adjusted for you cpu (mine's 4.7Mhz).  I'll send it
564   thru L'homme if you would like, or put it on the upload section of cbbs/nw
565   Let me know if you're desperate enough for it...
566 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
567 WHO CARES?
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569 Emu -- Thanks, but I don't think it would do much good.  My new box doesn't
570 speak basic -- I've gotta hack in 'C' or Smalltalk.  While it would be
571 easier in Smalltalk, I like Emacs for an editor and St takes forever to
572 load (after all my image is nearly 2MB).  I just have to come to terms
573 with the 'C' calls -- it's been a long, long time.
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576  
577 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
578  
579 AN ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE?
580  
581 SO MR. INTELLIGENCE, WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND
582 EVERYTHING. WHAT IS THE BLOODY QUESTION? AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS
583 6 TIME 9 CRAP!
584  
585  
586 BILLY BOMNER
587  
588 10101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
589 
590 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
591   System name  : Zeppelin
592   System number: 777-xxxx
593   6 message bases, info file section with extensive BBS list current as of 
594   16-SEP-86 (22k).  Board for writers.  And AD&D game with FBBS (KWH) as DM.
595 ************************************************************KWH************
596   Ya' didn't exactly leave me enough room to answer that here.  Yes, it's out
597 A secret so explicit I dare to give a damn.  So ya' know.  Congratulations!  
598 Now you should listen to Pink Floyd backwards and study, and you will know all.
599 ************************************************************KWH*********BYE!!!!!

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