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20 ############################################################################ 
21 On the fun note: Last night I was just finishing up my work and
22 getting ready to go home. So I started doing my backups. Put the floppy
23 in A, type BAK (my backup batch file.) go off and go to the bathroom, come
24 back and find a message on the screen to the effect that the floppy was
25 full. Oh rats, well, I'll just erase everything on the floppy and try
26 again. I know there is enough room, so it probably was just having problems
27 with a file that was too big. C:DEL *.*  Delete everything (Y/N) ? Y
28 (Yes, of course I want to erase everything you stupid machine!) (Ok, but
29 I warned you!) Hmmmmmmm. ACK! C:! NO! ^C^C^C^C^C^C^C^ NO! I was just 
30 kidding! Stop! Stop! ....... C:     Sigh....... C:cd\util\norton   C:nu
31 followed by 3 three hours of attempting to unerase the last three months
32 of work. Luckily between previous backups and what little Norton decided to
33 recover properly I think I go4 it all back. Sigh... I don't like going 
34 through that sort of thing. I'm glad I keep backups, or it might have
35 been worse.
36 ##########################################################################
37 HEY SKATER DUDE
38 
39 DID YOU GET THE LAST MESSAGE ABOUT
40 SKATING IN THE U.S.A.
41 
42 IF YOU LIVED IN RUSSIA DO YOU THINK
43 YOU COULD SKATE FREELY?????????????
44 
45 NO WAY.
46 
47 JUST REMEMBER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE IN.
48 
49                   *****----------
50                   *****----------
51                   *****----------
52                   *****----------
53                   ---------------
54                   ---------------
55                   ---------------
56 
57 
58 
59                   GOD BLESS
60                    AMERICA
61                   *********
62 
63 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
64 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
65 I would assume that any launch towards this country would automatically result
66 in a launch towards Russia, Key or no key.  It is interesting, but not 
67 suprising, that there would be a bunker under the White House, but if a nuclear
68 device were detonated on the surface above it, instead of in the atmosphere,
69 it would almost certainly vaporize it.  What I was really referring to was the
70 principle of a war. If you kill off the other countries leaders, then don't you
71    '''win'''?
72 `````````````````````````````Mr. Interceptor``````````````````````````````
73 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
74 HEY MAN YOUR RIGHT.... TRUE AMERICAN
75 
76 WELL IM GLAD TO SEE MR. INTERCEPTER DID NOT SAY VERY MUCH THIS TIME.
77 WOW! THIS BBS SYSTEM SURE FILLS UP WITH 
78 MESSAGES FAST NOW!
79 RADICAL...
80 HEY.. ANYBODY OUT THERE KNOW HOW TO GET 
81 PAST THE MINE IN SORCERER(BY INFOCOM)?
82 COME ON.... IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT  
83 IT OR YOUVE SOLVED IT HELP A FELLOW DUDE
84 SOLVE AN ADVENTURE GAME!!
85 
86 ........LATER DUDES......
87 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
88 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
89 Milchar:  I should be back Sunday evening sometime, hopefully.  I need it after being out here.  I don't think I can stand 
90 this female dog anymore.  Anyway, perhaps 2 for each door?  I'll split costs with you and I would like  to see the look on
91 everyones' faces anyway.  Perhaps we could awake early and go downstairs to watch the expressions, etc.  Well, I'll probably
92 see you Sunday night.                          'Til then,
93                                                     The UnBeLiEvEr
94 P.S. Say hello to Uncle Gregg for me.
95 
96 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
97 TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
98 TESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
99 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
100 SKATER DUDE SEEMS PRETTY COOL.
101 
102 MR. INTERCEPTOR, IF YOU KILL THE
103 OTHER COUNTRYS LEADERS, THERE WILL
104 BE SOMEONE TO TAKE THE LEADERS PLACE.
105 
106 READ THE BOOK, "ALAS BABYLON".  IT
107 DEALS WITH NUCLEAR WAR, AND HAS SOME
108 THINGS TO SAY ABOUT LEADERSHIP AFTER
109 THE WAR.
110 
111                        *****----------                       *****----------                       *****----------              112           A TRUE AMERICAN
113 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
114 **********************************************************
115 Somebody told me that there were about seven or eight guys
116 doing the WHO CARES? entries. Who are they, why are they
117 doing it, and what is German Existialism?
118 
119                            Stacy
120 *********************************************************
121 ======================================================================
122 SKATER DUDE - You're about the coolest dude I ever heard of. How did 
123 you get so cool? What is your magic? How did you achieve the pinicle 
124 of cool? God you're awsome. I mean, man, like totally awsome. 
125 
126                                   Orville Prentice
127 ======================================================================
128 WHO CARES?
129 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
130 	Little Fuzzy Animals (words & music: Frank Hayes)
131 
132 When you land on Baileys 7, You may not like what you see
133 There are monsters there behind each rock and up in every tree
134 There are demon flies up in the sky and manticores beneath
135 And there's little fuzzy animals WITH	BIG	SHARP	TEETH!
136 	There are little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals
137 	little fuzzy animals with big sharp teeth
138 Now not all the creatures there should fill you full of dread
139 For the Demon flies speak English and they love to scout ahead
140 And the manticores will haul you through the swamp and through the mud
141 But the little fuzzy animals	WILL	DRINK	YOUR	BLOOD!
142 	Yes, the little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals
143 	little fuzzy animals will drink your blood
144 Now when nightfall comes to Bailey's with the shadows growing steep
145 The music of the jungle night will lull you into sleep
146 It's so restful and so peaceful that you'll never feel the pain
147 From the little fuzzy telepaths	WHO	EAT	YOUR	BRAIN!
148 	Yes, the little fuzzy telepaths, little fuzzy telepaths
149 	little fuzzy telepaths who eat your brain
150 When you land on Baileys 7 now, you'll know what lies in store
151 There are hordes of harmless fiends and gentle monsters there galore
152 With all the cute and fuzzy ones you'll know just what to do..
153 Get those little fuzzy buggers	BEFORE	THEY	GET	YOU!
154 	Get those little fuzzy animals, little fuzzy animals
155 	little fuzzy animals	BEFORE	THEY	GET	YOU.
156 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
157 	Little Fuzzy Characters (words: Jordin Kare, music:see above)
158 
159 When you sit down at Frank's typer, why, you may like what you see.
160 The screen scrolls up so smoothly as you tap upon the keys.
161 But when you get a printout, you will fly into a rage
162 At those little fuzzy characters upon your page.
163 	Those little fuzzy characters, little blurry characters,
164 	Little fuzzy characters upon your page.
165 Ah, but if it's Frank that's typing, and you're reading what he's writ,
166 And the meaning is unclear to you, with words that do not fit,
167 It isn't that you're foolish, and it isn't that you're dense,
168 It's those little fuzzy sentences that make no sense.
169 	Those little fuzzy sentences, complex compound sentences,
170 	Little fuzzy sentences that make no sense.
171 Yet if you keep on reading, and you find things coming clear,
172 And your brain is filled with wonders, with visions new and queer,
173 Then _that's_ when you should worry, for he's driving you insane
174 With those little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain.
175 	Those little fuzzy paragraphs, right justified paragraphs,
176 	Little fuzzy paragraphs that rot your brain.
177 So if you see frank at his typer, it is best you run away
178 To save your sight and sanity. But if you have to stay
179 Then pluck the petals from his daisy wheels... Coat his disks with super glue...
180 Get those little fuzzy letters... before they get you!
181 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
182 *We* don't have anyone like that here *do* we? :-)
183 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
184 ..............................................................................................................................
185 He looked up from his keyboard apprehensively. The SYSGEN had not taken, and
186 the host machine still responded with an incorrect inquiry statement. He thought
187 he knew a work-around, but that attempt had ended with the loss of two spool
188 files and a logout. His second attempt, using a CREPE program that would
189 automatically retry on receiving a failed code. It failed once, but instead of
190 regenerating, it's access node was deleted. No sense on figuring out what
191 caused its deletion, he thought to himself. Time was of the essence. Now it was
192 time to try something completely different. He pushed back his chair and got
193 up from the desk. He walked over to the bookcase, the limp in his left leg
194 very noticeable. He ran his hand over the top row of books in the case. Titles
195 passed beneath his fingers. Advanced Analogous Algorithms. The Complete IPL
196 Handbook. Congruent Microprocessor design. Finally his hand rested on a brown
197 and red striped book entitled Bituminous Access Protocols. Taking the book
198 from the shelf, he returned to his seat. Turning to page 141, he began to read.
199 The screen blinked RETRY? He turned the page.
200 .........PART 1...........................................FORBIDDEN...........................................................
201 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
202 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
203 Hey, Emu, are we ever gonna see more of your story?
204 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
205 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
206 HEY DUDES IM BACK!
207 HELLO UNCLE GREGG
208 /REPLACE
209 THE FACE
210 HEY MAN NOBODY KNOWS NOTHIN ABOUT SORCERER???  COME ON MAN...
211 
212 TO ORVILLE PRENTICE- I DIDNT GET COOL...
213 I WAS BORN THAT WAY...
214 
215 SYUF;G8TUBWEALTARECUFJ	1Y465FW0903I'%"T&')'$$#$"$(&())$$"#!!
216 
217 WOW MAN... I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED JUST THEN.... I THINK SOME FUZZY ANIMALS
218 WERE EATIN' MY BRAIN....
219 
220 TO STACY - I THINK THAT THE PEOPLE WHO DO THE "WHO CARES" THING JUST DONT CARE
221 AND GERMAN EXISTIALISM MEANS THAT GERMANS EXIST...
222 ( ARE YOU A HOT CHICK? DONT BE MODEST )
223 
224 ACTUALLY STACY IS THE FIRST CHICK IVE SEEN ON THE BBS...
225 
226 ........LATER DUDES..(AND DUDETTES)...
227 ()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
228 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
229 when I grow up I want to be just like the skater dude!  I can imagine being a
230 peice of human flotsam in the garbage can of society.  I could hang out
231 at pioneer courthouse square and become an acid freak!! yeah that's it!!
232 thats the ticket!!!!!
233 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
234 ......................................................................
235 Who is this person known only as "Spam unit"?
236 Have you seen this person lately?
237 Do not fear; do not freat.
238 You'll meet him some day, I bet.
239 ......................................................................
240 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
241 ok what is going  on here .C.C.C.P.
242 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
243 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
244 Death to spies and counter revalutionists, revisionists poets
245 and those little fuzzy creatures!!!!!!!
246 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
247 Testy are we not?
248 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
249 have you seen the little piggies, leading piggy lives?
250 and for all the little piggies, life is getting worse.
251 always having dirt, to play around in.
252 ...as i was saying:
253 i relly do have sand in my britches.
254 i wouldn't lie to you.
255 i hate having old dry orange peel under my thumbnail.
256 there's really nothing like a man who looks like a woman, is there?
257 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
258 
259 THHHHHRRRRREEEEEEERRRRPPTTT!!!!!
260 
261 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
262 We must not be so down on people who desire a peaceful coexistence with his
263 fellow man. I see no reason why there should be such hatred toward person or
264 persons based on their political beliefs or that they speak a language not
265 based on the Anglo-Saxon tongue.
266 I myself feel that we are all children of the world and that the earth is our
267 playground. To correspond with our neighbors throughout this world should be
268 one of our highest goals and we should
269 make every attempt to eshow our true feelings when we make these contacts.
270 I hope everyone that visits this board will read my message and that they will
271 take to their hearts this one golden
272 rule that I have always believed in:
273 LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND THY NEIGHBOR WILL LOVE THEE....................except..
274 if thy neighbor speaketh the RUSSIAN tongue then vaporize that tongue with a
275 fifty megaton bomb. The only good
276 commie is the kind that glow in the
277 dark.
278 sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
279 /off
280 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
281 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
282 We are all but insects, feeding on the garbage of life.
283 ...Spurn all who disagree.  Venture not thy mind into
284 any thoughts that are not of the overseer.
285 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
286  
287 OM CARES?
288 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
289                                      _____
290            T  h  i  r  d            |   |          R  e  i  c  h
291                                   /_    |
292 --------------------------------^\  |    \ /^---------------------------------
293      \ __________________________  \| __ /  ___________________________ /
294                     \ _____________        _______________ /
295                              \ _____\   /_____ /
296                                  \ _______ /
297     A    T    O    M    I    C      \ _ /       C     O     R     P     S
298  
299 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
300 	What if, the pressure and heat required to cause an atomic reaction
301 such as those found in nuclear devices was reduced? Say, by a margin of ten
302 percent? The primary effect I suppose is the ease with which nuclear
303 reactions such as fission and fusion could be caused. Any even primitive
304 experiments would have a significantly larger chance of success. For
305 instance, an effect of this could be the Nazi development of nuclear devices
306 before the end of the Second World War.
307 	With the help of physicists from occupied European nations, and their
308 own Aryan race, the Nazis would have produced nuclear devices. Almost
309 certainly before the Manhattan Project in the States. Using their V-2 rockets
310 to carry them, they could have delivered at least three nuclear device
311 payloads. One to across the English Channel to perhaps London. One overland
312 to the bleak Russian city of Stalingrad. And if deposited in New York Harbor,
313 by a U-Boat, at New York City.
314 	What then? The world in tatters, the populations of continents at the
315 whim of the German High Command and the Third Reich. The politics and
316 military aspects of it are almost too vast to imagine. America, England and
317 Russia would almost surely have fallen to the onward march of Nazi troops,
318 and the oppression of the Imperial Japanese warplanes and forces. Whatever
319 this horrible and frightful world would be like, there would still be a sad
320 ray of hope for the persecuted masses. Physics students working in this
321 alternate universe would have less difficulty providing the Resistance with
322 nuclear weapons.
323 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
324 THE EMPORER CARES!
325 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
326 MAN.... I TELL YA
327 THAT GUY WHO CALLED ME A FLOTSAM AND AN 
328 ACID FREAK JUST PISSES ME OFF.
329 I JUST WANNA SKATE ALL OVER HIS FACE!!
330 WELL.. WITH THAT OVER WITH...
331 
332 N O B O D Y HAS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT 
333 SORCERER BY INFOCOM YET...
334 WELL IF YOU DUDES KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
335 ADVENT X-5 OR ENCANTER(INFOCOM)
336 THEN LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT...
337 
338 please MAN
339 WOW I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT...
340 
341 I LIKE VANS(THE SHOES)
342 I GOT A PAIR AND THEIR ALL BLACK!
343 THEIR THE BEST SKATE BOARDN' SHOE ANYWHERE...
344 
345 ...LATER DAYS....
346 ()()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
347 
348 <><><>><><>><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
349 I WOULD ALSO BE INTERESTED IN HEARING
350 ABOUT ADVENT X-5.  HOW DO YOU TURN
351 ON THE LIGHTS.  CANT FIGURE THAT OUT.
352 HAVE NO INSTRUCTIONS.
353 
354 SKATER DUDE.  SOME OF THESE PROPLE ON THIS BOARD HAVE (PROBLEMS) WITH PEOPLE THAT
355 ARE DIFFERENT.  FEAR NOT HOWEVER, THEY
356 DO NOT EXIST ANYWHERE BEYOND THIS SYSTEMS
357 MEMORY CHIPS.  THEY ARE NOT REAL.
358 
359 COME TO THINK OF IT, ARE YOU OR ME
360 EVEN REAL.
361 
362 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
363 
364 WE ALL EXIST IN A COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!
365 
366 HELP US, NOTHING IS REAL...........
367 
368 FUZZY CREATURES ARE INVADING!!!!!!!
369 
370 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJFRH65GVNKGUHJ565625
371 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
372 
373 DEAD.
374 
375 
376 
377 ____12/14/86__________________JD 2446779.3324_________11:58:41_PST_________
378 ================================================================
379 SKATER DUDE:
380 
381 Don't get pissed off. Not everyone can appreciate your coolness
382 like me. God you're wonderful. I wish I'd been born cool like 
383 you. 
384 
385 Don't let the critics get you down. Your loyal fan club stands 
386 behind you. We understand. We will follow you anywhere.
387 
388                            Orville Prentice
389 ==============================================================
390 WHO CARES?
391 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)
392 The "Wheel of Fortune" spinning around.  The decisions of Life, of these I 
393 found.  The answers are held in an abscured way.  Wishing enlightenment, hoping
394 someday.
395 So many times, the truth is so plain.  The taste which is savored with so much
396 distain!  Of courage and truth, wisdom we ask.  Strength for the future, 
397 strength from the past.
398 A simple request, we ask from the heart.  Accepted transitions from end to 
399 start.  To be an example for all so they see.  Give us the wisdom, then we will
400 be free. 
401 Ignorance being such, a demon of so much.  The Keys being so close, close to 
402 the touch!  To be given sight of the futures, sight of the past.  Gifts much
403 disliked, not wanting to last.
404 Not being given a choice, we are what we are.  The answers being held, above 
405 in a star.  Having to follow, paths not understood.  To follow our dreams, if
406 only we would.
407 (@-Lisa Dirienzo/Falcon..12/14/86)
408 (&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)(&)
409 off
410 help
411 on
412 help
413 #######################################################################
414 Can anybody explain to me what the "WHO CARES?" thing is all about? 
415 Don't tell me to read the WHO CARES? message on the main bulletin 
416 board of the Parrott. I already did that and I have no idea what it 
417 means. Why would eight people write WHO CARES? over and over? What does 
418 it mean? Who is doing it? And why?
419 
420                                     Roger A.
421 #######################################################################
422 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
423 WHO CARES why?
424 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
425 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*
426 SKATER DUDE: I THINK ORVILLE HAS GONE
427 A BIT TOO FAR BUT BASICALLY I AGREE 
428 WITH HIM. I THINK YOU ARE GREAT! IT'S
429 NOT EVERY DAY THAT WE COME ACROSS 
430 SOMEONE WHO IS AS COOL AS YOU ARE. LOTS
431 OF PEOPLE PRETEND THAT THEY'RE COOL, 
432 BUT NONE OF THEM ARE AS COOL AS YOU 
433 ARE. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOU ARE
434 AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.
435 
436               BUFFY
437 *:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*
438 ***********************************************************************
439 I heard that German existentialism is sort of like existential Humanism 
440 and if it is I think it should be stopped. God doesn't believe in free 
441 love and stuff like that and that's what existentialism and secular 
442 humanism is all about. I think the WHO CARES? messages are a satanic 
443 attempt to subconsiously program our minds in evil ways. I know this 
444 can happen because I had an uncle who was a Christian missionary in 
445 Russia and he told be all about how the communists use these kinds 
446 of messages to pervert peoples thinking and to turn them away from 
447 the Lord. I think the WHO CARES? messages should be banned from Backwater. 
448 
449                                   Brandon Cave
450                                   God's Servant
451                                   Christ's right hand man
452 
453 ***********************************************************************
454 ######################
455 # Who wrote that bullshit #
456 # and what's this board coming #
457 # to that such idiotic messages    #
458 # find their way into a formerly        #
459 # intelligent forum? What have we become     #
460 #################################################
461 WHO CARES?
462  I like this bullitien board system, this is the first time that I have called and iI am still confused. Oh well, as for the Who463 Cares messages, keep it up. Its good to see after a serious message about nuclear warfair, a very hot subject these days, 
464  it knocks the mind off the destruction track in its brain(track 37 I think, sector 17)
465  ---------------------------------------      SPERECHENHALTESTELLE              ---------------------------------466 
467 
468 ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
469 ALL RIGHT MAN!!
470 
471 ALL YOU BUDS THAT LIKE ME ARE ALL RIGHT 
472 DUDES...
473 MY MIND IS REALLY BLOWN MAN 
474 I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW SO MANY PEOPLE
475 LIKE ME SO MUCH..
476 ITS JUST......RADICAL..
477 
478 TO BUFFY AND ORVILLE- YOU GUYS ARE KILLER..
479 
480 TO THE UNREAL DUDE--I DONT KNOW IF IM REAL OR NOT BUT I THINK I AM BECAUSE
481 YOU CANT SKATE IN A COMPUTER..
482 
483 I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMOAN(DORK)
484 I THINK I SCARED EM OFF...
485 
486 
487      \________  
488        O    O        
489 
490 ..........BYE DUDES............
491 ()()()()()()()()()SKATER DUDE()()()()())()()()()()()()()()()
492 `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
493 I'll bet that Samoan and Skater Dude are one and the same.  Hey Skater Dude,
494 did anyone ever tell you that this board will accept upper case characters?
495 and ALSO lower case characters? but, I suppose you would not be able to tell
496 
497 the difference anyway.
498 `````````````````````````````Mr. Interceptor````````````````````````````````
499 
500 !!
501 
502   SYSTEMS OF ROMANCE No.3 (cont.)
503 
504     The boy's eyes open briefly the next day, a few
505     days later he takes some liquid food, and over
506     the ensuing weeks he begins to eat and sleep
507     regulary. As the year turns to spring the old
508     doctor patiently teaches him to stand, then to
509     walk unaided. The boy develops into a strange
510    silent child, who likes to stand for hours under
511     the trees in the big gardens surrounding the
512     house. The doctor notices that the gardener and
513     housekeeper will not look directly into his face
514     and always cross themselves when they pass
515     him.
516 
517     His face is always completly smooth and
518     experssionless, though the eyes are sometimes
519     quick to follow any movement, he regards
520     everything in an impassive animal way. It is as
521     though he has not yet learned to connect his facial
522     movements to his mental processes. The doctor
523     cannot induce him to speak or make any vocal
524     sound, and he becomes terribly saddened by the
525     boy's lack of progress.
526 
527 [C    One night in the Summer the old doctor is lying
528     awake in his bed. The windows are open onto
529     the garden. It is dark outside and raining.
530     A smell of rain and moise roses on the night
531     breeze.
532 
533     the boy stands by the doctor's bed looking
534     down at him.
535 
536     "It is time now, to be leaving."
537 
538 !!
539 ++++++++++++++lurk,lurk+++++++++++++++++++++++++++Darbon++++++++++++++++++++++++
540 
541 				Operation: Pisces
542 				Security breached and operative endangered
543 							- O'Daniel
544 
545 *************************************************
546 Notice:
547    Our biggest mistake was not nuking Russia
548    while we had the bomb and they didn't.
549 **************************************************
550 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
551 No matter how simple, trivial, or stupid any situation is conflict is,
552 conflict is present.
553 A pessimistic view you say?
554 Sure, so what?
555 As I was waiting for the bus a funny thing happened to me.
556 Someone spilled goulash on my brand new K-MART tenny runners.
557 I reached into my pocket and pulled my hand out again.
558 You know I don't like Bon-Bons with my catsup(notice proper name of
559 popular tomato muck derivitive).
560 My mother's name is Catherine.
561 I know you don't care.
562 I felt as though I wanted to grab the gun.
563 Just to have it in my hand. warming my palm and my twisted thoughts.
564 I could blow Ted's ugly eyes right off that scornful face.
565 No.
566 Too easy.
567 We still have to finish our session.
568                                                                                     
569                           goodnight and have a pleasant meal
570                           thank you for your time Mr. Mason
571                            
572           graz fiers
573 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
574 up 30
575 pr 30
576 
577 goto war
578 but don't forget your toothbrush
579 lucy in the sky with diamonds
580 
581 So what's with this 'stream of unconsiousness' stuff?
582 
583 Sorry, I wear women's clothing(you know how it is).
584                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
585                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
586                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
587                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
588                                  
589 
590                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
591                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
592                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
593                                mmmmmmmmmmmm
594                           vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
595                           vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
596                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
597                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
598                           vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
599                          vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
600                         vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
601                        vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
602                       vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
603                      vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
604                    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
605                 vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
606            vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
607      vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
608    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
609 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjj,,,,,,,
610 
611 
612 
613 yeah, i know, me too.
614 
615 (Every once and a while I get this desperate craving for 132 Column graphic
616 art with the occasional PLOT10 Escape code for added clarity. I wonder what
617 Hell on Earth it'd be like if I did it?
618  Guess I'll just stick to my 40 column, .77MHz, 6502 Installation!)   - phj
619 
620 
621 off
622 swap me out!

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