From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:34:36
Message Number 15501

SA> (Explaining her inability to copy the humiliation Fest. 
 
I think I can accomodate you there. I have one, and the wiring.  Bring 
yourself, your VCR, and a blank tape.  We can copy the Fest, the WHAM! 
video (for you) and Heavy Metal (for me and you, if you want a copy)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:37:47
Message Number 15502

Does she like Pina Coladas; getting caught in the rain....etc. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:42:08
Message Number 15503

SA> So what are YOU into? 
  
Everything.  (hehehehe)  (I told you all the things I'm into without 
really telling you anything.) 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:45:18
Message Number 15504

SA> H.mmmmm  I'll ask around about that one. :) 
 
You could ask my new girlfriend about it at the picnic tomorrow, assumin
(assuming) of course, that we can get a ride. (sniff sniff) 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:48:49
Message Number 15505

T> (spewing about bs concerning a tape that he doesn't even have 
T> in his possession.)
  
Tough. I think Saavik (she's the one who taped it) will let me have 
a copy. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:51:23
Message Number 15506

T> *ding* i say we keeep after this one until she tells us, though. 
  
Definitely. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Why not?       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:54:15
Message Number 15507

DFY> My message (#15174) was NOT a complete waste of disk space. I 
DFY> enjoyed writing it...
 
I guees you just assmued that everyone else would enjoy reading it. 
Wrong. 
 
DFY> and it gave an excuse for message #15036 to be a really important 
DFY> message. 
  
Like this is an excuse for your original message (#15174). 
  
Very lame. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:57:56
Message Number 15508

DFy>  I prefer chocholate sauce. 
  
Too bad you'll never get a cherry to go with that chocolate sauce. 
(hehehe) 
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:15:50
Message Number 15509

>I did borrow it,I'm the one who broke it!!!!!!!!!
 
Aaargh! I didn't know that...
 
>I bet you didn't know that, huh, did ya????
 
Well, now that you mention it...no.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:18:15
Message Number 15510

>When it's time (you know that maturity thing) I'll call you and Kelly!
 
I'm flattered. Seriously.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:18:56
Message Number 15511

>I prefer honey and ice...
 
You know, McDonald's has these little honey packets that are just
ideal for that sort of thing. You gotta wonder if the guy who designed
the things wasn't thinking about that, in fact...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:22:42
Message Number 15512

>Yeah, I remember Twisted Sister. They weren't around too long...
>They probably got married to some Village People they came across.
 
Naah. Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister's lead singer) is about as straight
as they come. He's also really, really intelligent, remarkably
articulate, and in general the living antithesis of the rest of the
group. Last I heard, after he testified in front of the Senate during
that 'ban nasty rock music' flap a few years back, he got a real estate
license or some such obscure thing and started selling houses. Go
figure.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Index          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:28:36
Message Number 15513

>And Please, for Saaviks Benefit, (SP?) Where would Tofu be?
 
You Got me. I won't go Near the Stuff. I can Tell you where it Won't
Be...In My apartment. Nasty!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:30:34
Message Number 15514

>Turtle are you limiting me again?
 
Never. I hardly think 'no whips' is a /limitation/...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:31:18
Message Number 15515

>How 'bout child pornography -- even if the child says [s]he agrees?
 
 
Nope, bad argument. To tell you the truth, I'm a bit disappointed in you
for raising it...I didn't expect that outa you. A child is not sexually
developed, and a child's sex organs are not capable of sexual activity.
Sex with a child generally results in injury to that child. Also, a
child is BY DEFINITION absolutely **not** capable of giving informed
consent to any sexual practice. Therefore, your argument doesn't work.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Huh?           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:35:40
Message Number 15516

>...the idea of people coming from tens of miles to hear me rant and
>rave sounds like fun.
 
And you do it very well, might I add.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:40:17
Message Number 15517

That's GREAT! I /love/ that 'depth sounding'...so where can I pick up a
subscription to this magazine, huh?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:42:04
Message Number 15518

>Soon, mine little reptile, soon........
 
'Mine little reptile'?? Hey, don't advertise it or everyone will want
one!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: *Ding*         
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:50:12
Message Number 15519

T>Was it good for you, too?
S>It was wonderful.
 
*ding*
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:52:54
Message Number 15520

>Hell, I live for the weekends when I can just pop on some music, grab
>some Dew, and metabolize the hours away.
 
Really? Isn't it more fun to metabolize sugar? Metabolizing an arbitrary
length of time's a little too...uh, abstract for me.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:57:05
Message Number 15521

>(Saavik snickers as she sees Turtle slink under the couch)
 
Hmph. You're enjoying this, aren't you?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/19/91 15:58:15
Message Number 15522

>I called a BBS the other night and the Sysop...preached to me for
>20 minutes.
 
Really? Which system? (Answer in E-Mail if you like.) A religious bent
that strong is one of the things I like to make note of in the
BBS list.
 
>Yeah, now I'm going to burn in Hell because after 20 minutes of this...
>I hung up.
 
You actually tolerated it for that long? That's remarkable. If someone
came on that heavy-handed to me, I'd tell him something along the lines
of 'If you really believe that you are preaching God's word, may I
suggest you stop going about it like an arrogant sonofabitch or you're
likely to have your own message thwarted by your hamhandedness, and
that being the case you're obviously more interested in stoking your
own ego than in doing God's work' and slap him with the ol'
 
NO CARRIER
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:04:37
Message Number 15523

>I thought the idea: "Anything is okay among two (or more) willing
>people" was just stretching a good point too far.
 
Not at all. The key phrase is "willing people". Someone who cannot give
***informed consent*** can reasonably be said to be 'unwilling' even if 
it is, say, a child who's been browbeaten into it. And in the other
cases you mentioned (flashers, peeping toms) the person who's BEING
flashed or peeped most likely did not give consent and is therefore
not "willing". Your argument /still/ doesn't hold any water, I'm
afraid.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: ALL                 
Subject: -Please Read-  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:08:46
Message Number 15524

This system is currently experiencing all sorts of technical
difficulties stemming from a bad floppydrive and has been crashing an
average of once a day lately, with associated loss of a couple of
messages each time. Please be patient if this happens to you...I've
written a watchdog program that will re-start the system after a crash,
but it's still got problems. Bear with us, and please refrain from
posting in the storyboard until the problem has been corrected...I don't
want to lose any storyboard messages.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:35:23
Message Number 15525

DFy> Trust me.....it works much better if you start the relationship 
DFYy> out as a manage a troiu (or whatever)...than if you try to add 
DFy> on to the relationship. 
  
Like you know, right? 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:38:36
Message Number 15526

DFy> Talking about dropping cats and BLEACH!) 
  
Pathetic. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:45:53
Message Number 15527

N to TS> Really, I just your normal Ohio person. 
 
Since when were people for Ohio normal? 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:48:49
Message Number 15528

WOW!!!!! CONGRADS!!!!!! BIG TIME!!!!!!  I so happy for you. 
I think that's very good news, I've been worried about you. 
  
Now, about marriage. (slap slap) you're too young.  (slap) 
Come back to reality....don't let the relief of her not being pregnant 
cloud your perception.  (slap slap)  You're too young.  How 
long have you known this girl? Hasn't it only been a short time? (slap)
Don't you dare get married, finish school first and get a SECURE
job.  THEN, and only THEN, (if you two are still together) can you START
to think about getting married.  Understand?  Good!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Kissing Wookies
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:55:06
Message Number 15529

TO> That night on the Car hood with the Duct Tape? 
  
Umm...would you care to elaborate on that? 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 16:58:09
Message Number 15530

TO> Nor have an Ego as Big, but we love you anyways...  
   
Grrr....oh, okay. (sign)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:01:23
Message Number 15531

DFy> Would you like to become the Assistant False Prophet of the 
DFy> Armadillo? 
  
Geez...give him a little power and he starts trying to drag everybody 
into his false religion. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:04:33
Message Number 15532

More wasted disk space....*yawn* .....zzzzzzzzzzzzz...(boring)...
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Back seat      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:09:02
Message Number 15533

R> Harasshole. 
  
Hey!  WAtch your mouth. 
Boy. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:10:20
Message Number 15534

R> Teachin is a lot different from preaching. 
  
I don't care if someone is preaching or teaching....either way, I don't 
want to hear. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:14:33
Message Number 15535

R> ....have a large snake mistake your scrotum for a meal and latch on. 
  
OUCH (wincing uncontrollably as I envision the pain of that experience.)
Oh god, don't post such things.  (twitch twitch) 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: the tape       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:17:56
Message Number 15536

SA> I don't think I'm going to make it to the Picnick...
  
Well, Turtle said that usually some of the people head over to his 
place afterward.  I'd better see you tomorrow...I want you to meet
my new girlfriend,
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:21:34
Message Number 15537

Sometime give my the number to that BBS.  I want to call and it and 
have some fun with that moron.  I know have to deal rather effectively 
when those religious types. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:27:43
Message Number 15538

*yawn* 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: ALL                 
Subject: girlfriend     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 17:37:00
Message Number 15539

Finally, after what seemed like forever, I've met someone I really
like.  She will be coming with me to the picnick tomorrow.  See ya
all there!
===========

From: P.WHIPPED           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Religeon       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 18:12:21
Message Number 15540

To prevent you from burning in the fiery balls of hell, i thought 
that you may wish to know that the church of the sub-genius still
has their special on (eternal salvation or triple your money back)
Then again, if you choose to take your chances with some other
insurance, don't come crying to me if your M&M s start to melt
in your hand.
===========

From: P.WHIPPED           
To: NEPHRENDANA         
Subject: ?????          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 18:21:08
Message Number 15541

What the hell is a normal Ohio person?
Who is to say what is normal?
If i want to build a Polynesian longship in my garage, isn't that my own
business?
How come roaches won't eat twinkie fillings?
What exactly are fish sticks?
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/19/91 18:49:51
Message Number 15542

SA>Well, didn't you argue that a gun would take care of my puppie's
SA>patroling?
 
It's no longer a puppie, it's a full grown dog.  And, yes, that's 
what I said, but I never implied that *I* would personally remedy your
dog's patrolling.
 
Ya can't call a dog that has grown to hip or thigh high a "puppie"
anymore; puppies are cute, dogs are a bother.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 18:53:20
Message Number 15543

TS>Wrong.
SA>Why?
  
You asked.  Remember that.   
 
First of all there are some sexual practices which are just plain sick.
No, strike that.  FIrst and foremost and to the end of all, there
are some sexual practices which are just plain sick. Other than that,
I think your statement was accurate.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 18:55:02
Message Number 15544

TS>Thier smell makes me nauseous, too.
SA>You have obviously never smelled a "kitty litter" box then.
 
Oh, yes I have, I have owned a few cats, remember?  But my "kitty 
litter" box doesn't wander around the house spreading it's noxious
smell, hopping up on the couch long enough to contaminate it or 
all over the living room rug...and my "kitty litter" box doesn't 
wander all over the house spreading fleas, and it doesn't jump up on 
me when I walk in the door, or drool all over me...or a hundred 
other messy and smelly things.
  
  And you can keep a "kitty litter" box's odor to a minimum by changing
it a mere twice a week, (with proper sanitized litter).  Dogs stink
24 hours a day, you can never really keep them from smelling bad.
 
(Flame off...sorry.)
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:04:14
Message Number 15545

I consider the source.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:04:37
Message Number 15546

DF>I agree completely. The smell of cats makes ME nausesous, too.
 
You are allergic to cats.  How could you possibly know what they
smell like?
 
I consider the source.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:07:01
Message Number 15547

Hey, when am I supposed to talk that chick outta joining the military?
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:07:54
Message Number 15548

N>Really, I'm just your average normal Ohio person.
 
Really...I am from PA myself, and I never met an average normal Ohio
person...who are you>
you?
YOu?
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:09:58
Message Number 15549

DFc> I don't have to worry anymore!
 
???!
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:10:59
Message Number 15550

DFc>I don't have to worry anymore!
TS>???!
DF>[she's not preggers!]
 
Awesome!  Hey, that's great, dude!  I mean, well, kinda - "Oh, well..."
but hey, I'm glad to see that you are out of a jam! 
 
Think you oughta find some way to patch your family thing, though....
 
As for marriage, well, if she's serious now, she'll be serious then...
wait for a little while, that's what I'd do.  (Course, I'm 25, and
I've been convinced that I wanted to get married twice...but kept it
to myself -- I'm still single.)
  
Here's my generic reply - "Kinda yong to get married, aintcha?"  Hmm...
can you afford a wife?  If so, go for it!
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:17:06
Message Number 15551

SS>The Steel Top....no batteries look like it or last like it.
TH1>Nor have an Ego as BIG, 
 
*DING*
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:20:36
Message Number 15552

DFy>How deep is your ecology commitment?
 
Heheh.  Come take a ride in my 440 and then we'll discuss it...heheh.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: RUFUS               
Subject: '              
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:24:52
Message Number 15553

R>We have it at our piddly old high school as an elective.
 
R>I don't see the problem offering it on the high school level if there
R>is enough intrest.
 
As an elective, sure.  But as a required course?  I don't think so.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:33:58
Message Number 15554

Shut up.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:34:25
Message Number 15555

Wrong.  Period.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/19/91 19:40:27
Message Number 15556

SS>More wasted disk space ... *yawn* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...(boring)...
 
*Ding!*
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: logic          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:02:30
Message Number 15557

C'mon, now: things exist/don't exist on a variety of levels of reality:
no contradiction there.... 
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: TURTLE              
Subject: zoom modems    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:08:46
Message Number 15558

Yer right: stay away from 'em if ya can....
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Picnick        
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:09:22
Message Number 15559

Hey, can ya make it to this one? Got some great giveaways! How 'bout 
(this is inCREDible!): a REAL, working XT keyboard! Brand new books
on "C", a REAL, WORKING, MULTITASKING OPERATING SYSTEM! (List $495)...
all, just GIVEN away!! Why? Because...ummm,,,we're CRAZY!! And I need
some ROOM! All sorts of weird stuff! How bout a working all-channel
CB receiver (NEW), perfect for a car (no tuning: sorta like a scanner)..
And more.....much too numerous to list: and the regulars should all
be there.....
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: zoom modem     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:12:56
Message Number 15560

yer right (too)....if it works, keep it. I knew a guy who had a
Yugo for 28000 miles!! Great mileage too......
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: breaking habits
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:17:38
Message Number 15561

My support, too: I know how tough it can be....been smokin' cigs for
more than 20 years, and knowing all that time I should quit...and
not bein' strong enuf to do it.... I admire anyone who can do it!!
(from a nice Jewish boy, quoting Nazi philosopher: That which does
not kill me makes me strong).....doesn't work for me......
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:24:23
Message Number 15562

Wow....good luck: I'd be careful about hanging up on God's Front Man.
I'd like to take a course, "Humor in Religion", or maybe "God's
Little Quirks"....
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Floppy Drive   
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:27:37
Message Number 15563

If ya need another floppy drive, lemme know......
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: Guarantee      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 20:28:48
Message Number 15564

Hey, down heah in SOUTH Sarasota, we got the Italian Church of the
Double Cross - salvation or we break your legs.....
'Course, I go to a SERIOUS church, Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility,
not much fun....
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Asst. Prophet  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 21:07:02
Message Number 15565

DrF> Would you like to become an assistant False Prophet...
    
Th1> Indeed I would, what does it entail?
    
   The ability to spew illogical nonsense at any moment, an utter lack
of knowledge about the religion of the Shining Path (or at least an
ability to fake it!), and at least three-fourths of a brain. You, sir,
are eminently qualified.
                     The False Prophet,
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Cats Flying    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 21:11:17
Message Number 15566

>If you hang Fishing Weights from their Collars you can get Truly
>AMAZING Velocity out of a feline.
      
   Amazingly fun things to do with cats:
      1. Teach it to surf.
      2. Feed your baby sister to one. (Thanks, Max!)
      3. Tie tails together. Bet on tug-o-war.
      4. Put it on a leash.
      5. Try to teach to roll over, or play dead.
      6. Put cat-nip in a pit bull's collar.
   
   I mean, what can be done with cats? They sleep, they eat, and they
take the best seat in the house.  Sheesh.
               A dog-loving //Dragonfly//
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Car Hoods      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:30:01
Message Number 15567

SS> ...would you care to elaborate on that?
    No but If you like, I could demonstrate.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Why yourself.  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:33:16
Message Number 15568

 Scott, you have this nasty habit of Knocking on posts you decide are 
boring. Please Stop( Said in a normal Voice) Some of us /LIKE/ those 
posts.    Thanks
                                              Ingrown Hare
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Sick Stuff     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:36:10
Message Number 15569

TS> (To Saavik) There are some sexual practices that are just plain sick
  
   But I /LIKE/ Hamsters!!!
                                                 Thumper One
 
  I might have said that to the wrong person eh?
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: *DING*         
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:40:31
Message Number 15570

 TS> *DING*
     Thank you, I love To occasionally deflate people. but not to often.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Dillos         
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:44:50
Message Number 15571

 DF> The ability to spew illogical nonsense at any moment,
 
      So Perhaps the Shining Path could be rendered in a rear-to-bottom
area of any Non-Yuppish Lifeforms Cranial Void? SNARF!
 
      Lo! There was Nothing, only the endless Expanse of Tofu-Void. When
the Perfect void was Corrupted by the Expansion of Armored Quadropeds.
Each being of sound body, and commanding an intensly gnarly Id, the 
Ethereal spirits of 'Dillo realized a collective Mind.
      And So began the Endless quest for total, yet subtle dominion over
all Living Beings in an Obscure, yet nifty Plane of Existence.
   
        ...and so, the next time you see an Armadillo in the road, do
not attempt to hit it with your VW Rabbit,( Even if it's mind would once
again become one with the Quasi-Id of 'Dillo) But rather, Stop, and 
Allow it to continue on it's way. Then you may count yourself among the
Blessed.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: ALL                 
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 22:58:31
Message Number 15572

  I haven't done this in sooo Long, I thought I'd just try to do it 
again to see if I'm still in practice...
 
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         *****************************************
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  "Tom" getting on your nerves with that Spraying of the Shag Carpet?
              Well Kiss that Ol' "Fixed" Idea Goodbye!
    YES! NOW YOU TO CAN PRODUCE PERFECTLY GOOD SEXLESS CATS!
                   "Impossible!"
                          "Immoral!"
                 "You're A Sick Pup! $^%@^#"
      Well its totally Painless, Clean And Won't Irritate your Sinuses!
                Contents of your Kinky Kitty Gender Jumbler:
                 Kitty Stirrups
                 Kitty Kuffs
                 Kat Nip (This is Important) And Tuck
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                 Spackling Paste
                 Nair
                 The Gender Generator Itself,
                 A 8"X11" Glossy of Steve Martin-
                      -In his Famed Dental Gear.
         All this and More For the Easy price of $69.95!!!
   Who could ask for more??? And Remember...
             If your Kitty's Being Bad,
                      Dont Beat it's Butt,
                Tear out a Gonad.
                        
                     Also Available from Stomp Bunnies Int.
   
   Home Apendectomy Tool----The Kitchen Rectal Cauterizer,
      And Our Best Seller, Happy Hamster Nasal Reamer.
 
                 "Carve with the Best"
                      "Malpractice like the rest..."
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Cats Flying    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 00:06:30
Message Number 15573

DF> [ A list of things to do with / to cats.]
 
ROFL!!!
There are 2 cats that I like though... Sylvester & Garfield, Especially 
the latter one.
 
I have always liked dogs, I wish I had a Great Dane...
 
L8R!
Knight Owl
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 00:12:24
Message Number 15574

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 
I wish that I could have seen some of your other commercials. that was 
GREAT!
 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ... Cough... Cough...
ROFL & GAC
 (Got A Concussion)
L8R!
/<night Owl
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/20/91 00:53:26
Message Number 15575

>zzzzzzzz....(boring).....
---
>Hey! Watch your mouth.
---
>...either way, I don't want to hear.
 
Geez! Somebody give this man a cigarette.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: Religion       
Date & Time: 04/20/91 00:55:23
Message Number 15576

>...if you choose to take your chances with some other insurance, don't
>come crying to me if your M&M s start to melt in your hand.
 
You're weird. Obviously, the Wandering Aardvark of Unrequested Silly
Things has blessed you in /triplicate/, boy. Everyone knows that M&M's
are unconditionally guaranteed not to melt in your hand or your soul is
granted free passage to the hereafter...and in fact last I heard the
M&M/Mars company even had a most generous policy of sending two of their
representatives, Guido and Victor, to help see your soul off on its
journey if you filed a claim against them. What wonderful people...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: ?????          
Date & Time: 04/20/91 00:59:08
Message Number 15577

>If i want to build a Polynesian longship in my garage, isn't that
>my own business?
 
Only as long as it doesn't stick out into your neighbor's driveway and
make him late for work. I /hate/ that.
 
>What exactly are fish sticks?
 
Breaded fungus.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:00:49
Message Number 15578

TS>[Lots of arguments against the theory that kitty litter boxes are
    as smelly as dogs]
 
Bravo! Encore! You ever notice if you touch a dog your hand smells like
dog for /weeks/? At least cats are reasonably clean.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:02:11
Message Number 15579

>Hey, when am I supposed to talk that chick outta joining the military?
 
Good question. To tell you the truth, *I* haven't seen her myself for a
long time...her parents just flew up from the Virgin Islands for a
visit and as a result she's kind of inacessable. I'm still trying,
though.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:05:37
Message Number 15580

>Heheh. Come take a ride in my 440 and then we'll discuss it...heheh.
 
[ROFL] I like it, I like it...heheheh.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: breaking habits
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:07:43
Message Number 15581

>...that which does not kill me makes me strong...
 
Except for oxygen depravation, of course.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:08:29
Message Number 15582

>"God's Little Quirks"...
 
I like it! Say, the duck-billed platypus, and Nietsche (living, or once-
living, proof that God can take a joke), and the virgin birth thing...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: Floppy Drive   
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:12:17
Message Number 15583

>If ya need another floppy drive, lemme know...
 
I need another floppy drive!!!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: Guarantee      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:13:24
Message Number 15584

The Italian Church of the Double Cross? That has got to stand as one
of the single funniest things in living memory. I oughta get some
business cards printed up for it...heh heh heh.
 
Say, have you ever read 'The Book of the Sub-Genius'? Talk about your
obscure religion...everyone follows a middle-aged 50's door-to-door
salesman named J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Cats Flying    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:15:37
Message Number 15585

>I mean, what can be done with cats? They sleep, they eat, and they
>take the best seat in the house.
 
Precisely. They're not obnoxiously easy to please, and they aren't
easily impressed. Haven't we been through this already? Dogs, on the
other other hand...what can you do with THEM? They slobber, they drool,
and they bring you things you throw away. *yawn*
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Dillos         
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:19:28
Message Number 15586

>'Dillo-Id...void...planes of existance...armadillos...VW Rabbits...
>armadillos...The Blessed.
 
Hey, Dragonfly, I think you've found your Assistant False Prophet! Now
all you need is a schism in the ranks of False Prophetdom, and the
formation of a new False Church, and possibly a dramatic act like the
nailing of the Theses of False Salvation on your computer's screen, and
you'll be /really/ set! All the /other/ religions have schisms...
 
May the Aardvark of Happiness piddle on you both in a public place.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 01:28:03
Message Number 15587

That, my friend, was in rather poor taste.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Back seat      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 04:47:56
Message Number 15590

>Hey! WAtch your mouth.
 
Err, if you insist.
 
>Boy.
 
Ouch, oh jeez.  Did that ever hurt. :P
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/20/91 04:49:11
Message Number 15591

>I don't care if someone is preaching or teaching...either way, I don't
>want to hear.
 
That's okay.  But some people may want to hear, so it should be offered
in lowely ole high school.
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/20/91 05:32:24
Message Number 15592

Your were there( of course in another room, but still you were there
) don't you remember?
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 05:34:17
Message Number 15593

Thank you! You know it's really nice having friends like you and Kelly!
I don't know what I would with out you two! So, I'm the one who 
should be flattered!
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 05:37:30
Message Number 15594

So, where the nearest McDonald's? Just kind of wondering?
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 05:40:39
Message Number 15595

There not? Since when? Why don't people tell me these things??
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: ?????          
Date & Time: 04/20/91 05:44:19
Message Number 15596

I'm a normal Ohio Person( well at least I think so).
>Who is to say what is normal?
 to each his own.
>isn't that my own business?
uh, yeah I guess.
>How come roaches won't eat twinkie fillings?
I would take that as a sign. If something that could survive through a
nuclear war wouldn't eat it, I sure wouldn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>fishsticks??
Heck, if I know!
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 05:53:14
Message Number 15597

Your average everyday normal theatre major!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 09:18:07
Message Number 15598

Grrrrrrrr......
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/20/91 09:20:34
Message Number 15599

Boy, you hate it don't you when I nail your ass to the wall with your 
own logic.  Bon't ya. 
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: TURTLE              
Subject: breaking habits
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:10:08
Message Number 15600

True, and probably a few thousand other things, at least on the 
level of metabolic reality....
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: TURTLE              
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:10:52
Message Number 15601

>>"God's Little Quirks"...
Or God's shouting down to a few huddled groups, "OK, you guys (heh heh
heh), now I want you to shave yer heads (well leave just a little
pony tail), dress in robes, and hang out at airports...(heh heh)..."
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Floppy Drive   
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:12:31
Message Number 15602

call, and remind me re that other thing ya needed (see? I already
fergot -- oh, yeah, the monitor!!)
955-4001
---and thanks for leading the SUCS (Sarasota Underground Crazy
Society) to the Picnick!!! Great show!!
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Guarantee      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:14:04
Message Number 15603

Re Church of the Sub Genius...yeah, I read about it somewhere, and
skimmed through one of Dobbs' books at a flea market: REALLY weird...
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Asst. Prophet  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:32:00
Message Number 15604

DFy> The ability to spew illogical nonsense at any moment, an utter lack
DFy> of knowledge about the religion...You, sir, are eminently qualified
  
Look whose talking!!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Car Hoods      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:34:32
Message Number 15605

Never mind. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:42:27
Message Number 15606

Well, personally, I don't like the fact that dogs sniff the genital
area of every guest that comes into your house.  Another annoying 
thing that they did is the way they lick their genital area in full 
view of everybody. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:45:20
Message Number 15607

R> ...it should be offered in lowely ole high school.
  
Isn't that "lowly?"  (hehehe)
===========

From: DIRTY WRAT          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Cat smell      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:53:37
Message Number 15608

Cat urine is the most vile thing to come out of a living organism 
(with the possible exception of an elephant in need of Kaopectate(SP?))
Reasonably clean my arse.  
 
I like cats, though.  You have to >>persuade<< them to get out of your 
way.  A skill useful in many other aspects of life.
                           --+>>W<ratt<+--
===========

From: DIRTY WRAT          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Dogs           
Date & Time: 04/20/91 12:58:38
Message Number 15609

What you need, Turtle, is a dog with a personality.
First, find a stray dog that someone has tried to kill at least once.
Instant psychotic.  Then, Take said dog and convince him that his nose
beeps every time it gets touched.  This is accomplished by following it 
around and making a beeping noise every time its nose touches something.
Trainging time is critical.  You MUST beep every time in the first few 
hours, this is critical.  Then, after he recovers from this, you have a 
dog with a sense of humility, a bit of curiosity (how, for instance, did
his nose stop beeping???) and finally, a little bit of an attitude, dogs
can hold grudges.
                    
It's all in the owner.
                       --+>>W<ratt<+--
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: whew!          
Date & Time: 04/20/91 13:49:04
Message Number 15611

Yes, I am quite happy that this is not going to be taking place.  Hmm. 
Well, she /STILL/ wants to get married to me, and I, the same.  Although
I still feel that this is not going to work out right now.  Hmm.  Well, 
Anyways... I shall go, and thanks for the WHEW! :)
 
      /| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/20/91 13:51:58
Message Number 15612

     Well, Hmm.  I dunno.  I think that if/when I did get marrried to
her, it would be out of love.  I mean, if you love someone enouh, then
why do you have to have something else to go with it?  Hmm.  blah ...
 
 
 
      /| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: RUFUS               
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/20/91 13:53:36
Message Number 15613

     Blah...that is not good.  Hmm.  That is also a bad sign.  Could it
be that the female has something wrong with her? BLAH !!! :)
 
 
/| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/20/91 13:55:16
Message Number 15614

          Hmm. Well, I guess that would be EXTREMELY good.  Although,
what she does when I am not around is what she does.  I cannot tell if
she has/hasn't taken any form of birth control or not.  Although I doubt
she would lie to me about it.  But, what if, in a year, or two, (or t
-- or three!), we are ready for a child?  Then what?  And I have also
heard that woman on the 'Pills' can have messed up children if they take
it for too long.  Hmm.  Well, Anyways, I shall go...And thanks for the
help that you have given... ::smooch::
 
 
 
        /| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/20/91 13:59:17
Message Number 15615

       Well, Hmm.  I would like to take it slow, although it seems that
it isn't going slow.  I mean, look at all of the days that have already
passed...I mean, god.  My life seems to be going too fast,and if am 
going to be in this world, then I must go at the speed of time.... I am
also thinking of something else.  
        That is, I have been thinking to myself, and it seems that I 
have no recollection as to why I am on this earth.  (STUMPER FOR ME), 
and why there is life, and why there is time, Why Ask Why?, Try Bud Dry!
Blah (bad thought!)  Anyways, I am stumped about this now ...
 
 
 
     /| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 14:29:53
Message Number 15617

Sorry about thjehe last letter... things just got really messed up with
my resident terminal program.  (Heck, it normally works!)
    
   Anyway, if you didn't like my rant and rave about why message
#15036 was so special, ignore the Book of the Aardvark if and when
it comes out.
                     //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 14:32:44
Message Number 15618

DrF>How 'bout child pornography...
   
T> Nope, bad argument... A child is not sexually developed, and a
T> child's sex organs are not capable of sexual activity.
     
   Do you think pornography MUST involve sexactual sexual activity? Most
Playboys don't show the actual act of sex.
    
T> Also, a child is BY DEFINITION absolutely **not** capable of giving
T> informed consent to any sexual practice. Therefore, your arcgument
T> doesn't work.
      
   Huh? I thought we were arguing whether "Anything's okay -- provided
nobody gets hurt and everyone agrees."  Granted. Children can't give
informed consent to sexual practices.  But a child might agree.
     
   All I'm saying is that the above statement seems too broad for my
ethical tastes, and I chose three fairly easy examples of why I 
disagree.  A child CAN say he/she agrees to be photographed nude (or
whatever... that doesn't physically hurt the child.) What do you
think of my other two points?
                   //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Huh?           
Date & Time: 04/20/91 14:40:50
Message Number 15619

DrF> .,..the idea of people coming from tens of miles to hear me rant
DrF> and rave sounds like fun.
    
T> And you do it very well, might I add.
     
Thank you.
                //Dragonfly//
    
...now, wait a second!
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/20/91 14:42:41
Message Number 15620

>...so where can I pick up a subscription to this magazine, huh?
    
   The cost is somewhere around $5. (If you've got more that you
want to send them, great. Or if you can't send them that much, that's
OK by them, too.)  Send cash or other valuables to:
       
   The Wiregrass
     Florida Earth First!
     P. O. Box 13864
     Gainesville, FL 32604
     
   Also available, information packets on starting an Earth First!
chapter in our area ($5, and there are no local Sarasota chapters.)
The Florida Earth First! T-shirt "Let's put Florida Back Together
Again" for $10.  And assorted Earth First! Bumper Stickers are avail.
for $1 each.
     
                 //Dragonfly//
     
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/20/91 14:52:13
Message Number 15621

DFY> Would you like to become the Assistant False Prophet of the
DFy> Armadillo?
    
SS> Geez...give him a little power and he starts trying to drag
SS> everybody into his false religion.
     
   Not everybody. And he was a willing convert.
              //Dragonfly//
      
   May the Armadillo of Happiness beat her eyes at you.
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: Religeon       
Date & Time: 04/20/91 14:55:36
Message Number 15622

>i thought that you may wish to know that the church of the sub-
>genius still has their special on (eternal salvation or triple your
>money back)
       
   The Rev. Ivan Stang came to my college and proclaimed me a SubGenius.
I have been deaconized in the Church of the SubGenius. Both of these
were against my will.
               The eternally Pink //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: Guarantee      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 15:02:19
Message Number 15623

You might enjoy going to a less serious church: Our Lady of the
Divine Orgasm?  (If ya don;''t mind me quoting from Heinlein.)
     
                //Dragonfly//
    
Stop on by more often, y'hear?
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Dillos         
Date & Time: 04/20/91 15:05:30
Message Number 15624

That brought tears to my eyes. The Student outdoes the Master. You
might enjoy reading D/L file #4, the First Spew of the False Prophet.
       `
   And two of the Armadillos, curiously named Adam and Steve, looked
up from the Quest and said, "Lo! What light in yonder window breaks!
And why is yonder window breaking? It is the East, and Julio is on
the run!" And all three ate of the Tree of Knowledge of Good, Evil,
and the Way of the Aardvark, and there was much rejoicing among the
zeps, who became extinct three minutes later.
                TBC,   //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Dillos         
Date & Time: 04/20/91 15:13:51
Message Number 15625

Hmmmm... if Thummper One and I had a schism, would that make me the
First False Church of the Armadillo, and his the Reformed False Church
of the Armadillo?  And when we had more schisms, we'd have the Second
False Chuch, the True False Church, the False False Church, the Faux
Church (when we do missionary work in France.)
    By the way, when I'm Spreading the Word of the Armadillo (or the
Aardvark), can I say I'm in a missionary position? 
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Asst. Prophet  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 15:18:23
Message Number 15626

DFy> (quals for False Prophets)
    
SS> Look whose talking!!
     
   *DING*  I even had to ask Turtle what the real name of the religion
was. Luckily for me, he had to think before HE remembered.
                 //Dragonfly//
    
   BTW, the reason it's a FALSE church is because me thinks Turtle &
co. worship aardvarks.  I'm not certain.
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/20/91 15:20:34
Message Number 15627

>Another annoying thing that they did is the way they lick their 
>genital area in full view of everybody.
     
   Hate to say this, Scott -- but cats do the same thing.
             //Dragonfly//
     
   Or are you just jealous?
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/20/91 16:28:51
Message Number 15628

         Lisa is not Pregnant!  She isn't going to have a kid! :)
 
 
 
      /| Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/20/91 17:10:17
Message Number 15634

DF> ...And I have also heard that women on the 'Pills' can have messed
DF> children if they take it for too long. 
  
I believe that is no longer true.  It /used/ to be recommended that
women should only take the pill for two years before they could have 
a problem.  But now the Pill can be taken for extended periods of time 
without hazard.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/20/91 17:15:51
Message Number 15635

DFy>  May the Armadillo of Happiness beat her eyes at you. 
  
Armadillo?  ARMADILLO!?!  Don't you mean Aardvark? 
  
I thought so.  You're not even worthy of being a false prophet. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/20/91 17:19:24
Message Number 15636

DFy> Hate to say this, Scott -- but cats do the same thing. 
  
True enough, but dogs almost seem to do it just to get everyone's 
attention.
  
DFy>  Or are you just jealous? 
  
Well, to quote George Carlin, "If I could like my balls, I'd never 
leave the house." 
  
(Please excuse that, Turtle, but sometimes the only way to deal with 
some people is to be rude.) (Some people just don't stay on the 
subject.)
===========

From: CHARLES DITTELL     
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Churches       
Date & Time: 04/20/91 18:47:12
Message Number 15637

"Church of the Devine Orgasm", eh? Nah, to "real" -- Tantric Buddhism
actually has that practice (it works, I know!).....but when it doesn't
work, it's painful......
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/20/91 19:32:47
Message Number 15638

>Isn't that "lowly?"   (hehehe)
 
I was busy in World Religions, so I missed my spelling class.  
 
Of course, now I'll be watchin' you with my Webster.  
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From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:21:26
Message Number 15641

Hehehe. Naked truth..... Boy
grrrrr. I hate hitting the return by mistake... 
Naked Truth.....Boy's Club tune....
"Do you want to know the naked truth, baby. Do ya wanna, Do ya wanna"
They are kind of like the New Kids with reputations...all bad. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Branding Iron  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:24:25
Message Number 15642

TO>Actually It Says.(the brand) "Bar Y" .......It works pretty well
   to, ask Saavik...
 
.....,But painful....however, If you draw a straw and an olive in the 
Y, you can always tell people its a tatoo........
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Feather dusters
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:27:38
Message Number 15643

Hmmmmm. And I thought you were looking to buy cats for the new Hutch...
....... I
I'll keep my eyes open for some vivacious bunnies wearing angora 
sweaters.
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: M&M's          
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:32:16
Message Number 15644

The Mother ship confiscated my whole surplus of M & M
s .......(opps)... BUT  if you find thoses  shorts, lemme know.
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: WHAT?!?!       
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:33:51
Message Number 15645

TO> You were there.......
No, but the fly on the wall told me.......
 
TO> He is a fr**ging heater....
  
So now he's an appliance, eh?  /Quit!!! You're gonna make the belt
sander jealous........
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: really?        
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:40:08
Message Number 15646

Thumper, you really ought to try the new and improved "Rabbit
Hormone Neutralizer".  They've improved it so that it doesnt
have those irritating side effects.  Is that super glue still 
holding from the last time???
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From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: obediance      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:42:28
Message Number 15647

TO>Is there any differences in the Training methods? (Dog vs wife
   training)                  Bolting for the warren
  
You'd better run after a statement like that!!!! Of course, there is 
a difference..... I get more milk bones!!!!! 

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From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:44:27
Message Number 15648

Well, chain link is no fun, but barbed wire /really/ leaves a lasting 
impression...... 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:47:45
Message Number 15649

DrF> *ding*      *ding*       *ding*         *ding* 
 
Ahhhhhhh, multiple dings....... gimme a cigarette. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:49:01
Message Number 15650

DrF>Making religion an elective course is an excellent idea.
 
And unfortunately, would probably be the loniliest class in the 
whole school. 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:52:08
Message Number 15651

I don
t know the real name of the "chat mode evangelist", but this board
wasn't a religious based board......
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:56:03
Message Number 15652

Dee Snider is correct..... wasn't he just the prettiest guy?  (Saavik
turns her head and gags)
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 20:58:44
Message Number 15653

SS>Is there something you're not telling us? 
    Nope..............
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From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:10:18
Message Number 15655

Of course I don't remember something if I wasn't in the same room! Grr.
No, I didn't know you broke the whip...I /hate/ when that happens. :)
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From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:11:48
Message Number 15656

>So, I'm the one who should be flattered!
 
I guess it's just one of those mutual things...I am still flattered,
though. So there.
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From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:13:05
Message Number 15657

>So, where's the nearest McDonald's?
 
Umm...well, there's one by New College, but they're a franchise store
and they charge you money for those honey packets. I'd recommend going
to the one on Fruitville...
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From: TURTLE              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: Floppy Drive   
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:15:06
Message Number 15658

>---and thanks for leading the SUCS to the Picnick!!!
 
It was an honor and a privelege, Sir.
 
...next time I gotta clean out my attic too. I got a bunch of junk that
might do someone somewhere some good...
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From: TURTLE              
To: DIRTY WRAT          
Subject: Cat smell      
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:16:43
Message Number 15659

>Cat urine is the most vile thing to come out of a living organism...
 
You need to talk to Rufus about his relative's Dacshund. Heh, heh.
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From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:18:57
Message Number 15660

>...pornography...Playboy...
 
Um, last time I looked 'Playboy' wasn't pornography, at least legally.
 
>A child cannot give informed consent...can agree...
 
If the consent is not infomed and voluntary, it's not consent. Figure
it out. I have no problem with anything two or more consenting
individuals want to do, that does not involve harm to anyone involved.
If the consent is not informed, however, it should be immediately
obvious to even the simplest of logicians that it is not consent.
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From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/20/91 23:54:58
Message Number 15662

T> That, my friend, was in rather poor taste.
 
Can you thinlk of any ads that aren't? 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:16:39
Message Number 15663

R> Of course, now I'll be watchin' you with my Webster.
  
Oh, I'm just a tremble.
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:41:45
Message Number 15665

Milord Scott Steel --
    The Pantheon of the Ghods, Ghodesses, Ghodlings, and Ghodnauts
contains not only the Aardvark, but also many creatures from Armadillos
to Zybbuks. (Unfortunately, no human has yet reached the Cosmic Stage
of Truth, Wisdom, and Incredulity to become more than a demiGhodnaut's
Personal Washroom Attendent.) There most certainly is an Armadillo of
Happines, just as certainly as there is a Gryphon of Pride.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:45:31
Message Number 15666

>Some people just don't stay on the subject.
    
   Now, why do you think that happens?
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: really?        
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:47:31
Message Number 15667

S> Thumper, you really ought to try the new and improved "Rabbit
S> Hormone Neutralizer"....it doesnt have those irritating side
S> effects.
     
   Yeah, but there's a new side effect no one anticipated. Simply put,
once you're on those pills, ya can't stop -- or the so-called "Rebound
Effect" happens.  (Tens of days of hormones, all hitting at once.
Horrible thing to do to a rabbit.)
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:50:11
Message Number 15668

S> Ahhhhhhhh, multiple dings....... gimme a cigarette.
     
    <Twinkle in eye.> But you haven't rung my bell, yet.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:51:21
Message Number 15669

  Didn't Rufus say that it DOES exist, and it usually has about fifteen 
students?  Pardon me while I wax my ears.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:52:17
Message Number 15670

Well, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!  I'm very curious as to
which board it was -- and if I could get into chat with the Sysop.
Maybe I could get another convert for the False Church?
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/21/91 00:58:17
Message Number 15671

DFy>  ...an Armadillo of Happines,
 
That's "Happiness"
  
DFy>  Incredibly stupid shit....
  
Y'know for one person to be able to spew as much bullsh*t as you do 
it's really astonishing. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/21/91 01:01:15
Message Number 15672

DFy> Now, why do you think that happens?
  
Because you're too stupid to see the obvious series of topics there are
normally on this board. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 01:06:20
Message Number 15673

SA> Ahhhhh, multiple dings...gimme a cigarette.
  
DFy> <Twinkle in eye.> But you haven't rung my bell, yet. 
  
You have a gift for subtlety.    (dripping, naw, overflowing with 
sarcasm)
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: gen. sniffing  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 01:13:31
Message Number 15674

dogs aren't the only creatures that tend to sniff genitals.
At my high school, there was a disproportionate number of 
jocks to non-jocks.  through observation(when not sleeping)
they tend to scratch their gonads just as, if not more, often
as their K-9 buddies.  not only that, but the (human?) species
sniff their hands when done.  it may of course be part of a sacred 
ritual which i have never been asked to participate in...but even
if asked..i think i'll decline.  
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: #15036         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 01:27:20
Message Number 15675

Being the one to leave this message on the board there are a couple 
of comments i think are appropriate.
   1>There is NOTHING sacred about the message
   2>The message was an exercise in SARCASM
   3>See #'s 1&2
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: picnic         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 01:30:41
Message Number 15676

Thanks a million for all the neato-keen stuff you handed out today
I didn't manage to thank you at the picnic, so i'll take up some
memory in the board files to do so.  One question...what is that tube
for????
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From: DIRTY WRAT          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: DACSHUNDS!!!   
Date & Time: 04/21/91 05:04:10
Message Number 15677

Don't EVEN get my started on my Dacshund!  What a putz.  He bit my 
friend, TRIED to bite another, assassinated a litter or two of kittens,
has homosexual fantasies about my Dalmatian (poor Stormy!) and tries
to have sex with our female Dal... What does he think he is???
Then there's my grandmother... "He's such a NICE dog..."
Satan himself could slither past (assuming the belief of a satan figure
for the sake of fiction) and she'd say he was a nice dog.  
Sometimes I wonder about my family, but then I know.
 
It ain't pretty.
 
Did I mention I hate my Dacshund?  
                 Dirty "what a dog!" Wrat
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From: DIRTY WRAT          
To: ALL                 
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/21/91 05:11:41
Message Number 15678

Has anyone out there ever tried to imagine the concept of existence 
as being detached from conception.
* In other words:  The universe exists.  Everything in the universe 
exists.  How did all inside this universe come to exist?
The big bang.
How did what was inside the big bang get into that little singularity?
If you said "God"
           Where did God come from
     If you said "He is infinite"
                Imagine that.  Think about it.  If (S)(H)(s)he just 
                'is', then said deity exists, but was not concieved.
If you said "it formed from matter outside this universe"
    What exists there?  Under what rules?  Is it just there, or did
    IT begin somewhere too?  If it did, where did THAT come from?
 
Essentially, the two trains of thought are pretty similar.
 A) we don't know
 B) most people don't CARE
 
BUT hell, it's late, I'm tired and I figger I can make Rufus' brain
explode if I do this long enough.
                      Good day.
                    Dirty "Big Bang" Wrat
(best part is, I won't be around to see if anyone picks up on this.)
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/21/91 09:43:36
Message Number 15679

>Y'know for one person to be able to spew as much bullsh*t as you do
>it's really astonishing.
     
   I assure you, sir, that I have never once spewed bullsh*t.  Every
single word of every single spew has been pure, one hundred percent,
unadulterated bullshit.  (Sheesh. I can't even pronounce bullsh*t.)
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/21/91 09:46:40
Message Number 15680

DFy> Now, why do you think that happens?
SS> Because you're too stupid to see the obvious serious of topics there
SS> are normally on this board.
     
   Wow!  What a carefully, finely tuned response to my question!  And,
MY GOD!  The complete and utter sarcasm went >>>WHOOSH>>>ing above his
head.  
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 09:49:17
Message Number 15681

   You haven't rung my bell, either, Scott.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: #15036         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 09:50:04
Message Number 15682

PW> Being the one to leave this message on the board there are a couple
PW> of comments i think are appropriate.
PW>   1>There is NOTHING sacred about the message
   
    Really? <Look of shock of Dragonfly's face> But... but, that means
that message getting message #15036 wasn't something that should have
thrown you into ecstasy -- nay, into orgasms?
    
PW>   2>The message was an exercise in SARCASM
     
    But... but... that means the great Aardvark Herself didn't whisper
in my ear why that message had such a powerful number? My life is
devastated.
    
PW>   3>See #s 1&2
    
    My world is shattered.  Not only do you tell me these things ONCE,
but you feel obligated to repeat them.  I shall hang my head in despair.
I shall pluck my eyeballs from my sockets, stick them between my toes,
and forever see that way. I shall... oh, OK Turtle. I won't overdo it.
     
    
   Seriously, I was hoping you'd understand that my message was only
a long attempt to be very sarcastic. This conversation has died a long
and horrible death, and I, for one, will bury it.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Schism         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:04:59
Message Number 15683

T>May the Aardvark of Happiness piddle onyou both in a public place.
   
  Thanks you...
 
I'm kinda leaning toward the Order Of Bounding Hare, But I'll be happy
if I'm able to phase the Rabbits into the local Mythos.
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Poor Taste     
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:08:22
Message Number 15684

T> That, My friend, was in rather Poor Taste.
  
 Indeed it was, That perhaps explains why I do it so Seldom, But The
Urge hits on occasion. Everyone has their Nasty little quirks.
Apologies to the Offended.
                                              Ears drooping in shame,
                                                 Thumper One
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Schism         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:17:34
Message Number 15685

DF>Reformed False Church of the Armadillo...
 
 *thump*   I like it...
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Dogs and Cats  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:19:51
Message Number 15686

 I care for Dogs and Cats Equally, but I will have a cat when we move to
the new house next week, Dogs need more attention than I can muster at 
the moment. So...
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Angora         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:22:15
Message Number 15687

S>vivacious bunnies in angora...
  
   YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! Sorry folks, It's Spring time for Thumpy.
 Hey Saavik, could you please make sure that this batch of females 
actually has a brain. The last batch didn't, and the mother ship got pre
oops, pretty angry about it. Something about, nothing to steal, I dunno.
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: M&M's          
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:25:29
Message Number 15688

 Perhaps these lowly earth Critters dont recognize the VAlue of the M&M?
They make Excellent Noshies, good Engine Fuel, and as an Aphrodisiac 
they are unmatched on Planet Zort. Hmm maybe they dont have that effect
on earthling Metabolisms? I saw somewhere that Earthmen have the ability
to metabolise Time... Hmmmmm
                                            Flanigen Leptorks.
                                  Got an Extra Pu-P36 Space modulator?
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Super Glue.    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:28:58
Message Number 15689

S>Is that Super Glue Still holding....
   You bet it is, I can't get you Skivvies off the Ceiling Fan Either.
Good Conversation piece though.
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Hiding         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:30:38
Message Number 15690

 S>I get more mlk bones!!!!
 
  [Thumper Peaks his head out of the warren to see if Saavik is still 
there...]
   
      Milk bones eh? With Glands like those I think you'd get milk bones
the size of Seattle. Of course after ALL THOSE YEARS, they might not be
working, you know, Warrenty (SP?) has expired.
 
  [Thumper See the small Artillery Cannon Behind Saaviks back, and 
decides to make a hasty retreat...]
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Gawd!          
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:38:43
Message Number 15691

T> That, my friend, was in poor taste.
NO> can you think of any ads that aren't?
 
   I'm sorry already! It'll never happen again, till I have the urge, or
The Armadillo Tells me to, or Till I need to annoy some one
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:40:56
Message Number 15692

DF> just as certainly as there is a Gryphon of Pride.
  
  And a Bunny of Bashing, (Vulcan that is)
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Ring me big boy
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:44:51
Message Number 15693

*DING* but that may be out of order, Can I Ding People? Is there some
High order of the Ding? SOme on Explain this please?
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: man on mighty  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:47:25
Message Number 15694

Scott! Go Smoke a Cig, dude. you're getting REALLY nasty. 
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From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: What?!?!       
Date & Time: 04/21/91 11:48:17
Message Number 15695

 Is there a reason that you are being so Pissy? Some one piddle in your
corn flakes this morning? What? Perhaps you just need a hug from the
Lemming Of Love, or maybe you just need to be Slapped around for a bit.
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: gen. sniffing  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 12:58:35
Message Number 15696

PW>  (Rambling about jocks and their strange habits...)
  
Did you know that we were discussing cats and dogs?
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:04:27
Message Number 15697

DFy>  I assure you, sir, that I hav never once spewed bullsh*t. Every
DFy> single word of every single spew has been pure, one hundred percent
DFy> unadultated bullshit. (Sheesh. I can't even pronounce bullsh*t)
  
There you go again, spewing for the totally enjoyment of no one.  
That was another total waste of disk space, you know damn well I was 
simply censoring my post.  Y'know you breathe entirely too much good 
oxygen.
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:09:51
Message Number 15698

DFy>>SS>>  ...obvious serious of topics
  
If you're going to quote me at least you could did it accurately. 
  
DFy> ....the sarcasm went >>WHOOSH>>ing over my head...
   
As usual, you're off again....not sarcasm was meant. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:13:56
Message Number 15699

DFy> You haven't rung my bell, either, Scott.
  
Never will.
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: #15036         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:17:20
Message Number 15700

DFy>  This conversation has died a long ad horribel death, and I, for 
DFy> one, will bury it. 
   
(Sigh of relief) good....I was really getting tired of this thread of 
messages.
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From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Cat smell      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:23:39
Message Number 15701

>You need to talk to Rufus about his relative's Dacshund.
 
Yes, those friendly animals bred for hunting are the most skiddish
animals on the face of the earth.
 
...but at least you can aim it.  And if it does pee on you, at most, 
it'll get your ankle (and those are the really bid dachshunds.
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From: RUFUS               
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:26:57
Message Number 15702

>Can you thinlk of any ads that aren't [in poor taste]?
 
I like the new VW ads.  I also like most of the Isuzu ads.
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From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:28:17
Message Number 15703

>Oh, I'm just a tremble.
 
Well, after 2.5 cases of Mountain Dew, I think we're all a tremble.
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From: RUFUS               
To: DIRTY WRAT          
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/21/91 13:32:21
Message Number 15704

Actually, Rufus' brain won't explode.  I just ignore those kinda 
messages, because I fall under the "B) most people don't CARE" catagory.
"Stress free, that's me."
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:01:00
Message Number 15705

R> Well, after 2.5 cases of Dew, I think we're all a tremble. 
  
hehehehe....well the Dew is all gone now...all 3.5 cases of it...
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:02:24
Message Number 15706

R> "Stress free, that's me" 
  
I could've sworn you were stressing last night...
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Sick Stuff     
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:16:05
Message Number 15707

TH1>But I /LIKE/ Hamsters!!!
 
Heheh.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:55:50
Message Number 15708

N>Your average everyday normal theatre major!
 
Studing theatre?  Good!  I'd give it a thumbs up.
UP! 
uP.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:57:04
Message Number 15709

SS>Boy, you hate it don't you when I nail you ass to the wall with your
SS>own logic.  Don't ya.
 
Yep.  What brought that on?
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DIRTY WRAT          
Subject: Cat smell      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 14:59:52
Message Number 15710

DW>Reasonably clean my arse.
 
Perhaps he should have said, "compariatively immaculate"; when comparing
a cat with a dog, the cat will invariably come out smelling like a rose.
 
And yes, perhaps you should resonably clean your arse.
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DIRTY WRAT          
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/21/91 15:12:49
Message Number 15711

You have been talking to DFy, havent you?
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From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 15:17:48
Message Number 15712

R>I like the new VW ads.
 
Oh, yeah...Fuckin'Junken.
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: animals        
Date & Time: 04/21/91 15:45:15
Message Number 15713

From my experiences with jocks, they don't behave much different
from cats and dogs...except maybe they are less well behaved.
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From: P.WHIPPED           
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: aaackpthh      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 15:48:02
Message Number 15714

i do understand that it was just a very long and drawn out
attempt at sarcasm, but it was simply turning out a little too 
long.  (i didn't want another hampster episode).  As for chastisement,
for being a false prophet, you are doomed to spend an enternity
in a run down mall speedwalking to try to keep legions of old people 
from running you over with their shopping carts
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Just a thought.
Date & Time: 04/21/91 16:02:03
Message Number 15715

R>"Stress free, that's me"
SS> I could've sworn you were stressing last night...
 
That was the old, stressed out Rufus.  My new outlook on life is that
the only really stressful thing is death, and I'll be dead then, so I
won't care.
 
  ...of course, how long this lasts is a good question.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 16:04:05
Message Number 15716

>Oh, yeah...Fuckin'Junken.
 
Say the word.  :)
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:38:24
Message Number 15720

Oh, Great, Scott..... You get a girlfriend who ALSO has no wheels?!?
So you gonna tell me about this "new Girl" or what???? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:41:25
Message Number 15721

SS to Dfy> Too bad you'll never get a cherry to go with that chocolate 
           sauce. 
  
I knew a girl named Cherry once.... (named after a fruit...go figure) 
She used to wonder why no one ever took her serious... duh! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:43:45
Message Number 15722

I hope Dee Synder washed off the make up and did something with that 
hair BEFORE he got his real estate licence..... 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Index          
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:44:43
Message Number 15723

Gee that reply about ToFu sounded familiar.......... 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:46:27
Message Number 15724

T>"Mine little reptile'?? Hey, don't advertise it or everyone will want 
   one! 
  
Gee, do you think there's enough to go around???? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: *Ding*         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:47:39
Message Number 15725

T>*Ding* 
 
Ahhhhh. Well, I'm about dinged out now.... (long sigh) It just keeps 
getting better and better and  ..... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:49:01
Message Number 15726

SA>(Saavik snickers as she sees Turtle slink under the couch) 
T> Hmph. You're enjoying this, aren't you? 
  
Immensely. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 19:50:40
Message Number 15727

All that you say I should have told the BBS Evangelist, I agree I should
have... but at the time, I was trying to be patient and change the 
subject.... I was trying to be polite and let him finish, I was trying 
to be tolerant and figured that he just needed to get it off his chest..
... it also occured to me that he might be pulling my leg..... 
 
But after 15 minutes of solid preaching.... I knew it was no joke, I 
had flashbacks to the Jehova (sp) visits. I tried to reason with him
(big mistake), I tried to state my opinion (he just kept spouting) 
so I hung up....... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:14:48
Message Number 15728

You're message (slap slap) to Fennec (slap slap) about marraige (double
slap) reminds me of Eddie Murphy's story about how his mother talked to 
him..... 
You (slap) will (punch) listen (pow) to (slap) me (kick). 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:16:35
Message Number 15729

TO> Nor have an Ego as Big, but we love you anyways.... 
SS>Grrr....oh, okay. (sign) 
 
What did the sign say????? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:18:40
Message Number 15730

I don't think he'd just do it  to anyone..... I dunno. But I'm not going
to plaster his name and number all over and embarrass the guy.... after
all, if everyone thinks his bbs is just a front for "witnessing" he's 
either going to get No calls or crank calls. I dunno why he picked me 
to "preach to". Maybe because of my age, the fact that I'm married with
children and he didn't place me in the same slot with the others that 
would give him peer pressure for "expressing his beliefs". I'm sure He
thought he was doing Gods work.... but jamming something down someones
throat, isn't quite my idea of God's word.. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:22:25
Message Number 15731

Wrong!!!! She's only 7 months old, she's still a puppy.    
Hey! I listen to the Dog Chow commercials...... she's not a dog until 
she's 12 months old.!!!!! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:23:41
Message Number 15732

TS>there are some sexual practices which are just plain sick. 
 
Sick to you maybe, sick to me maybe, sick to half the population..... 
but that isn't what counts.... again: it's ok as long as the partici-
pants involved like it and don't feel it's sick, and no one is getting 
hurt!!!! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: breaking habits
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:29:18
Message Number 15733

Ever notice that you can go without a cigarette for a day or two even 
with no problem if it's like a necessity (like the flu, or being some 
where you can't smoke, or whatever) but just mention the word, quit 
smoking and you shift into overdrive consuming 10 cigaretts an hour...
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:31:21
Message Number 15734

CD>I'd be careful about hanging up on God's Front Man.... 
 
Yeah, he told me the only reason I called that night was because God
planned it that way for him to witness to me.... welp, in that case, 
I guess God planned for me to hang up on him too....... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Sick Stuff     
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:34:12
Message Number 15735

TO to TS>But I like Hamsters!!!  I might have said that to the wrong 
         person eh? 
 
Yep. Right now, he's probably loading his double barrel shotgun and 
donning his "Moral Majority Rules" T shirt...... Don't tell him where
you live, Thumpy. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:37:02
Message Number 15736

Hehehehehe...... Who do I make the check payable to? I wanna Gender 
Bender. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Back seat      
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:41:30
Message Number 15737

RF(after being called "Boy") Ouch, oh jeez. Did that ever hurt. :P
 
Just reply: "Boy? How big do man grow where you come from????" 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CHARLES DITTELL     
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:44:21
Message Number 15738

CD>Or God's shouting down to a few huddled groups, "OK, you guys, now I 
   want you to shave yer heads.......and hang out at airports....."
 
Hari Christna, Hari Christna, Hari Hari, Christna Christna    
Ok, so it's been a long time since I saw Hair..... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/21/91 20:49:03
Message Number 15739

I took the "pill" for several years. Yes it's true that some women 
may experience problems after being on the pill for several years. 
I did, but I stopped taking it as soon as I developed some of the first
symptoms (brown spots on skin, absense of menstration) and everything 
returned to normal quite quickly.... 
Almost any form of birth control has side effects with the exeption 
of the "rubber" and a "diaphram". 
There is only one "natural" method of birth control..... the Rhythm 
method,,,, it has one "Big" side effect. 
                                           Children. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: really?        
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:01:39
Message Number 15740

Drf> (talking about Rabbit Hormone Neutralizer Pills) ..once you're on 
     those pills, ya can't stop -- or the so-called "Rebound Effect" 
     happens. (Ten days of hormones, all hitting at once. Horrible thing
     to do to a Rabbit. 
  
Even worse thing to do to a Pit Bull...... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:03:58
Message Number 15741

Drf> But you haven't rung my bell, yet. 
 
*Ding* *Dong*    
 
Remember that song: back in the disco days......."You can ring my bell, 
ell, ell, you can ring my bell." (obnoxious music follows) That's the 
only words..... over and over and over again. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:05:48
Message Number 15742

Actually, Dragonfly, I hesitate to tell anyone who's board it was I 
called for reasons I stated earlier..... I mean, maybe the guy was 
really trying to convert me, eh? Maybe?  I don't want to expose one 
of God's disciples!!!!!! I don't want to rot in Hell.... But more 
importantly, I don't want to be branded as a "pigeon". 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:08:00
Message Number 15743

Scott Scott Scott..... Be nice!!!! And quit slamming Dragonfly. 
Don't forget, what goes around comes around...... and I see it coming 
in your direction.... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Angora         
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:12:48
Message Number 15744

I got a message from the Mother ship (or at least I think it was)  
yestarday.... "Brains, I want BRAINS."  Of course, the T.V. was 
blaring quit loudly and I suppose it could have been an advertisement 
for The Walking Dead...... but, hummmmm, I kept hearing the distict 
revving of a 67 Mustang in the background and someone chanting "Yoda, 
yoda".    Ack!!!!!!!!!!! A beam of light!!!! 
It's the Probe!!!!!!!!!! NOOO
                              O 
                               O
                                O
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: M&M's          
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:16:09
Message Number 15745

These Earth Creatures actually EAT the M & M's........ 
....hmph! There's no accounting for taste.... 
                   What a perfectly good waste of rocket fuel. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Super Glue.    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:17:19
Message Number 15746

Hmmm, I wonder what the landlord will tell the new tenants about 
the Cieling Fan???? Perhaps the glued undies can be explained as a 
wind direction device, eh? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Keep hiding    
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:18:42
Message Number 15747

(Saavik lights the fuse just as Thumper ducks back down in his hole)
Awight you wascly wabbit."*BOOM*     (Saavik wipes the soot from her 
face and sighs, then goes in search of Yosimite Sam for back up.) 
In the true spirit of Arnold Schwartzen(whatever) "I'll be back." 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:21:23
Message Number 15748

Drf> Just as certainly as there is a Gryphon of Pride. 
TO> And a Bunny of Bashing, (Vulcan that is)
  
Oh, Vulc off, and quit Hare-assing me!!!!! 
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:39:53
Message Number 15749

     SORRY DUDE!  Saavik has said that she was on the pill, and it did
cause her to have side effects.  She also said that every type of BC
has side effects... Hmm.  Oh well, thanks ... :)
 
 
      /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/21/91 21:41:14
Message Number 15750

       Blah...Children...Not now... Anyways, thanks for the advice,
and talkig to me about BC, it's a nasty thought, (killing a living
being), But I guess that is how it has to work.
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Sick Stuff     
Date & Time: 04/21/91 23:51:04
Message Number 15759

TH1> But I /LIKE/ Hamsters!!
 
TS> Heheh.
  
What?  You didn't yell at Thumper?  Why, I'm surprised! 
SHOCK!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/21/91 23:52:50
Message Number 15760

TS> Studing theatre?.... 
  
That's "Studying"
  
hehehe.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/21/91 23:53:35
Message Number 15761

TS> YEP. What brought that on? 
  
You'd like to know wouldn't ya.  hehehe....
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/21/91 23:56:14
Message Number 15762

SA> ..So you gonna tell me about this "new Girl" or what??? 
  
Yeah.  Her name is Tammy.  She's nineteen.  (I know she's a little young
but what can ya do?)  I think she's got a face like Kim Basinger.
As The Specialist said about Black Magic, she's very ornamental. 
(And a few other things as well.  heheheh)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/21/91 23:59:15
Message Number 15763

T> "Mine little reptile"??
  
SA> Gee, do you think there's enought to go around??
  
Stop that.  You going to give him an ego bigger than mine.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:01:22
Message Number 15764

Who (slap) give you (slap) the idea (pow) that you (slap) were my 
mother? (kick) 
  
I know, where do I get off talking to Fennec like I was he's father....
well, not exactly like his father...but I was just trying to make a 
strong point....Fennec, I hope I was over-stepping my bounds. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:04:13
Message Number 15765

SS> Grrrr....oh, okay. (sign) 
 
SA> What did the sign say??? 
  
Merge. hehehehe.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:07:12
Message Number 15766

SA> ....welp, in that case, I guess God planned for me to hang up on 
SA> him too....  
  
Touche!
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:09:19
Message Number 15767

SA> Ok, so it's been a long time since I saw Hair.... 
 
I remember that movie, I liked it a lot.  Perhaps we could rent it some 
time and watch it.  BTW, you're dating yourself again. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Birth Control  
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:11:04
Message Number 15768

There's also the Sponge and foam and of course, not doing the nasty all 
together.  But we won't count that idea..hehehe
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:15:13
Message Number 15769

SA> ..Don;t forget, what goes around comes around...and  I see it coming
SA> in your direction...
  
What do you mean by that?  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Super Glue.    
Date & Time: 04/22/91 00:17:05
Message Number 15770

SA> Perhaps the glued undies can be explained as a wind directtion 
SA> device, eh?  
  
Or, perhaps, a small flag...
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: The Probe      
Date & Time: 04/22/91 04:58:48
Message Number 15771

  S> It's the Probe!!!!!!!!! NOOO
                                 O
                                  O
       Saavik? You there?!?! Saavik? Hello? Anyone?
               Well, If you ever make it back and read this, Call me at
52i71, Beta-Ixian System, Gorphnob Central. Ask For Elvis...
                                               Thumpelvis
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: But Dear...    
Date & Time: 04/22/91 05:02:21
Message Number 15772

S> Oh Vulc off, and Quit Hare-Assing me!!!!!
   But, Oh Truly Soft one, I /LIKE/ hare-assing you. What else is there
to do when I can't think of what to post? (No one answer that please)
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Shock          
Date & Time: 04/22/91 05:04:03
Message Number 15773

TS>heheheh
SS> What? You didn't yell at Thumper? Why, Im Suprised!  SHOCK!
  
                I'm quite pleased actually...
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Glued Undies   
Date & Time: 04/22/91 05:06:41
Message Number 15774

SA> ...as a wind direction device, eh?
SS> Or, Perhaps, a small flag...
        
     Um..... Air Freshener? Naw, Couldn't be...
         
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: ???            
Date & Time: 04/22/91 08:18:04
Message Number 15775

TO> I'm kinda leaning toward the order of the bounding hare.
 
Sounds better than that other 'speed bump' religeon. Got any info?
 
L8R!
-A convertible
Knight Owl
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Poor Taste     
Date & Time: 04/22/91 08:20:41
Message Number 15776

TO> Ears drooping in shame,
 
Aren't you a lop-eared rabbit to start with?
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Gawd!          
Date & Time: 04/22/91 08:23:37
Message Number 15777

>That my friend, was in poor taste.
> Can you think of any ads that aren't?
> I'm sorry already!
 
I liked it! I was being sarcastic about asking if you could think of ads
.
 
Knight Owl
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Commercials    
Date & Time: 04/22/91 08:42:59
Message Number 15778

I haven't seen either of those. Have you seen the NAPA ads?
They're the best I've seen in a while.
 
This year's 'Rediculous ad' award goes to the ziplock bag company. 
(Ya know... the one with the finger & the thumb?)
 
L8R!
-A generic
Knight Owl
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Schism         
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:10:44
Message Number 15781

Yes, but who nailes ninety-five Theses on whose door?  (And I don't
think the New College Library would like it if I tried to take ninety
five Theses from the library...)
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: M&M's          
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:12:34
Message Number 15782

   They work fairly well as an aphrodesiac on Earthlings, as well.
And they're fantastic Noshies!
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Ring me big boy
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:14:05
Message Number 15783

>*DING* but that may be out of order, Can I Ding People? Is there some
>High order of the Ding? SOme on Explain this please?
     
    Ding, /Di<NG>/, interj.  1. The sound of a bell tolling.  2. Colloq.
expression found on aLTER rEALITY signifying one, more, or none of the
following:  a. Precisely; 'right on!'; Total understanding.
b. Agreement with one or more points made by another user.  c. The
sound of an orgasm.  d. The sound of the Great Aardvark, the Armadillo
of Happiness, or the Apathy Bear entering a human's mine.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:20:33
Message Number 15784

Dfy>>SS>> ...obvious serious of topics
    
SS> If you're going to quote me at least you could did it accurately.
    
SS>>DFy> ....the sarcasm went >>WHOOSH>>ing over my head...
   
If you're going to quote me at least you could did it accurately.
       
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: aaackpthh      
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:24:20
Message Number 15785

Hmmm. That reminds me of a fortune cookie message I once got.  "Your
wheel of fortune has broken spokes, a dented rim, and rusted bearings.
Better luck in your next lifetime."
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: BBS: GOD callin
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:26:59
Message Number 15786

<This is Dragonfly, NOT the False Prophet, talking about religion. Yes,
this time I'm serious.>  If you really feel it's your calling to witness
to people -- if you really feel God has told you to preach the Word --
then the best thing to do is to talk gently with everyone else, learn 
their own religious viewpoints, and make it very easy for them to change
them to the viewpoint God gave you.
   In other words, let them take the 'easy road' of slowly changing 
their beliefs -- not cramming it down their throats. 
     
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:34:58
Message Number 15787

S> *Ding* *Dong*
      
Ahhhh. Thanks.
     
S> Remember that song: "You can ring my bel, ell, ell, you can ring my
S> bell." .. That's the only words.
     
   Unfortunately, no.  When disco was hip, I wasn't listening to much
music.  Even though I learned to dance disco, I rarely listened to it.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:37:28
Message Number 15788

No problem.  I understand why you don't want to say whose board it was.
But, from your description, it wasn't one of the Christian boards around
the area (Solomon's Portico and the half-gone Victory Life Line) -- 
which was what I was expecting.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 13:40:29
Message Number 15789

   Every kind of birth control has side effects.  Can they be lived 
with?  Even condoms sometimes cause problems: one friend I know is 
allergic to Nonoxyl-9.  That's why you should get your information from
a reliable source.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:33:24
Message Number 15792

Yeah, I did say the Pill has side effects, not everyone has them, and 
with regular visits to the Doctor (as all sexually active women should 
go at least once a year anyway) any side effects can be detected before
they cause any serious problems. The human body is a wonderous thing. 
It usually lets you know well in advance if it isn't liking what you 
are doing to it.....  The Pill is a very good form of birth control is 
used correctly and if you regularly visit your physician.... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:37:59
Message Number 15793

DF>BC (Birth Control) it's a nasty thought, (killing a living being) 
 
Whoa!!!!!!! Wait a sec..... Birth control is meant to avoid such things.
..... for instance, the pill stops a woman from ovulating, therefore, 
the sperm never finds an egg and conception never takes place..... 
And both the condom and the diaphram prevent the sperm from reaching 
the egg, so therefore, again, conception never takes place..... 
Birth control isn't murder, it's prevention of pregnancy.... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Sick Stuff     
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:41:06
Message Number 15794

TH1>But I /LIKE/ hamsters!! 
TS> Heheh. 
SS>What? You didn't yell at Thumper? Why, I'm surprised! SHOCK! 
 
Me too..... it couldn't be, (no, not possible), that TS is giving up 
the argumenmt of perversion????? Or hmmmm, can it be he /really/ has 
a sense of humor?????? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:43:31
Message Number 15795

SS>(about Tammy) She's 19, got a face like Kim Basinger, she's very 
                 ornamental. (and a few other things as well) 
 
Hmmm. Well that tells me a whole lot.... does she have a brain? Is she
a down to earth person or what???? Gee, ask for details and what do you 
get.... could it be that the above description is all you are interested
in? I thought I knew you better than that, Steel. I can't say "She 
sounds nice." Because, so far, she just sounds like another pretty face.
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:47:30
Message Number 15796

SS>Stop that. You (re) going to give him an ego bigger than mine. 
 
Impossible..... 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:49:16
Message Number 15797

Hmmmm, and I thought the sign said.... "STOP" 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: hung up on GOD?
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:49:55
Message Number 15798

SS>BTW, you're dating yourself again.
 
Yeah, I know, but at least I'm enjoying my company....... (uhg) 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Birth Control  
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:51:24
Message Number 15799

SS>There's also "not doing the nasty" all together. 
 
Abstince (sp?) does NOT make the heart grow fonder..... it makes the 
flames grow colder. NOT an option!!!!!! But it is a sure fire way to 
prevent pregnancy and venereal diesise (spelling sucks) 
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From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Dog problems   
Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:53:29
Message Number 15800

SS>What do you mean by that? 
 
What goes around, comes around, Scott. You keep hammering on people and 
they are going to "get you back". Sooner or later...... 
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