From: KYARA TOKYO         
To: ROBERT              
Subject: & OPUS         
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:06:55
Message Number 15201

  "Well, I guess I can wait for you.  But if you don't mind, I'd like to
go and get some sleep before our next game.   Perhaps it will improve 
my game."  Robert nods in approve.  Kyara continues, "Thanks, I'll be 
back in a while."  She kisses him goodbye and heads to the bar where she
gets a room and leaves.  
  Kyara enters her room, locks the door, undresses, and quickly goes to 
sleep. 
  Meanwhile....
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From: CRYSTAL             
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: disappointment 
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:25:47
Message Number 15202

     Oh my goodness Scott, that is all I have been hearing from you 
lately, "I am so disappointed in you."  Well, tell me, what can I do so
you will not be disappointed in me???
    
                              * CRYSTAL *
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From: CRYSTAL             
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:31:09
Message Number 15203

T> I still haven't let her (Crystal) use the whips, though.....
SS> Crystal, I could hold him down for you. heheheheh
    
Oh Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex.
  
                              * CRYSTAL *
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From: TURTLE              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Message Pointer
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:38:57
Message Number 15204

You set the message pointer yourself every time you read messages. The
message pointer is the highest message you have read. So, if you read
the highest message in the system but skip all the others, next time you
call that's where your message pointer will be. Simple, n'est pas?
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From: TURTLE              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: picnic.....    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:47:43
Message Number 15207

You gonna be at the Joint Indoor Monthly Picnick? I will almost
certainly be there, even though I'll have to miss an employee party
at the theatre for it (oh, boy...no potato salad and baloney
sandwiches for me, what ever will I do?).
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From: TURTLE              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:49:12
Message Number 15208

>How about having Turtle or some other Relatively Driven Person
>to compile an index of Sexual Stimulation.
 
You tryin' to imply something, Boy? I think watching reruns of Ronald
Reagan flicks would have to be about at the bottom of the list.
Yoo-Hoo would actually be pretty far up there, just below Bartles
& James Original Wild Berry Cooler in the "substances to apply liberally
to your partner" section.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:51:53
Message Number 15209

>Next thing I know you'll be picking on B-52's.
 
Isn't that rather redundant? After listening to their music, what could
you possibly say that'd put 'em down more effectively?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:52:53
Message Number 15210

>"Ride 'em, Kelly"
 
Oh, good. Encourage her AND give her ideas.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:53:24
Message Number 15211

>Well, if you enjoy the "pain" then it doesn't really hurt. So it isn't
>really pain anymore. No?
 
No.
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From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:54:38
Message Number 15212

>Just another number. Isn't it?
 
No. 15036 is a number beyond the ordinary, a number above, a truly
remarkable number. And you didn't get it. :P
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:55:38
Message Number 15213

>OK, how about a strand of barbed wire then?
 
No, no, no, no. Clothesline works just fine. No need to go overboard.
Just something that'll restrain without causing physical damage, you
know? Handcuffs work well, but unless you've got two pair there's a
limit to their uses. Some types of belts work quite nicely as well...the
kind with the buckle that grabs hold and doesn't need holes in the belt.
Barbed wire is excessive.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:58:07
Message Number 15214

>In fact, I'm not too fond of the idea of being whipped...
 
Good for you. Wise choice.
 
>...but the handcuffs are intriquing [intriguing?].
 
Wanna borrow 'em? :>
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 01:59:11
Message Number 15215

>...I've had some pretty safe sex in the chat lounge on Terran.... kind
>of leaves you with that empty feeling after wards too.
 
Yeah. If the person on the other end isn't intelligent and creative, it
ain't gonna work. Both parties have to be pretty imaginitive, too. I've
seen a few people who can do an adequate job of chatmode sex, but it's
not that easy. Not as much fun as the real thing, either.
 
>By the way, what in the hell is Tofu?
 
Bean curd. It's processed into big, tasteless bricks and used in a
wide variety of imitation food...everything from imitation crabmeat
to Tofu burgers. Really nasty stuff.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:03:11
Message Number 15216

T>...and they are not easily impressed. The latter quality is an
T>important one in my book.
 
D>Like pets just like you, eh?
 
*snurk*
 
D>Most people have pets to be loved. Except cat lovers who have pets to
D>be rejected.
 
[ROFL] That's good, I like that. Cats can be affectionate, though; 
they're just affectionate when THEY want to be. Not like dogs, who are
so damn eager to please it just makes me nauseous. Bleah...I don't
like dependency.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:06:31
Message Number 15217

(Actually, this is to Saavik)
 
D>[Mystic mumbo-jumbo about 15036]
 
Don't listen to this guy, he's a false prophet of the Shining Path,
the Way of the Aardvark. Speaking of which, someone just recently
informed me that there is a terrorist organization somewhere--the
Tamils, perhaps?--who refer to themselves as the "Shining Way".
Coincidence...or could this happen to you if you pay too much attention
to Dragonfly? The world may never know.
 
(Next week: Knight Owl: BBS friend or Satan?)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:09:04
Message Number 15218

D>I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms.
SS>I don't like [think?] any human being could survive sure [such?]
SS>an experience.
 
I could! I could! :>
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:10:41
Message Number 15219

SS>[excessively annoying song lyrics]
 
Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you, and you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh, no, I've said too much
I've said enough...
 
-or- [for all you Jabberwocky fans out there]
 
I've got you on the loose
  I left you groovin'
I've got you on the beat
  I left you broken
So won't you take my place
  Since long ago I warned her
Way out on the cliff
  With the brilliance of an angel
 
So fly me
  Courageous
So fly me
  Courageous
 
 
['Losing My Religion' (c) 1991 R.E.M. 'Fly Me Courageous' (c) 1991
 Drivin' & Cryin'.]
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:15:22
Message Number 15220

T> [Siklk scarves are]...too flimsy.
SS>What, can you break them?
 
I can stretch and distort them to the point where I get loose fairly
easily. Silk is not a good material for that sort of thing...you end
up mangling expensive scarves.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:16:41
Message Number 15221

>Y'know, I bet you're right about "feeling" restrained.
 
Yep. /Big/ psychological difference when you know it's the real thing.
Much more intense.
 
>But the reason for silk scarves in the first place is so that there are
>no marks afterward.
 
That's why you tie ropes around a bandana, or use a belt.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:18:55
Message Number 15222

>Figures, Encyclopedia Brown meets the fairy (Bitch) godmother.
 
But she IS highly aesthetic!
 
>Geez, what's this world coming to?
 
A ring gear, a walrus, two protractors and a road sign. Plus tax.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Speaking of..  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:22:02
Message Number 15223

>Speaking of quitting....I've also decided to quit doing drugs...
>especially the real addictive stuff...like coke.
 
Good man. A friend of mine, Carey (her pic is on my computer), had a
heart attack when she was eighteen years old after doing a few lines
at a party. Wasn't the first time she'd used it, either. Nasty stuff.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 02:24:31
Message Number 15224

>Oh Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex.
 
Hey! Let's be reasonable here. Besides, I don't know if he's your
type, dear...
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: tellin' them   
Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:08:51
Message Number 15225

> One idea: when you confront him, could you bring a friend? (Even your
girlfriend would be support,)
 
       That is a very good idea.  I think that I just may do that, but
when would I do it.  Like I've said before, I don't want to tell them if
I am not positively sure about this, in which case at the end of the 
month, she is going to take another test.
 
 
       /.! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:12:27
Message Number 15226

> BTW, a girl being 16 days late on her period isn't that big of a deal.
 
 
      Oh yes it is, considreing that I have asked many females about how
long they have been late for their period, and they have only said about
a week at the most.  And another thing, being 16 days late WITH a test -
that has come out to be positive?  Hmm.  I think that we need another --
test....
 
 
      /! Death Fennc -- ;>
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: disappointment 
Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:53:59
Message Number 15227

C> Well, tell me, what can I do soyou will not be disappointed in me???
  
Um......I...don't.......know....
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:55:07
Message Number 15228

C> Oh Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. 
  
There's alot of thing you don't know about me.  (smirk) (snicker)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: picnic.....    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:56:18
Message Number 15229

Er.....um.....I will need a ride to the picnic.  Any volunteers?  
(Big Puppy-gdog eyes trying to get as much sympathy as possible.)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 15:57:49
Message Number 15230

T> ...B & J Original Wild Berry Cooler in the "Substance to apply 
T> liberally to your partner" section. 
  
What about whipped cream?  And, of course, the one item at the top of th
(the) list......body butter...
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:01:40
Message Number 15231

SA> ..But the handcuffs are intriguing.
T> Wanna borrow 'em :>
  
You'd make sure you have a spare key handy.  Remember what happened th 
(the) last time she got her hands on a pair of handcuffs. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:06:04
Message Number 15232

D> I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms. 
SS> I don't think any human being could survive such an experience. 
 
T> I could!  I could! :> 
 
It figures that you'd say that.  If we could arrange it, I'd like to see
who could outlast the other.  (Kinda of like Energizers and Duracells) 
But, you know who'd win.  Me.  The Steel Top.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:09:19
Message Number 15233

T> [Losing My Religion....Fly Me Courageous]
  
Both excellent tunes.  It figures that didn't like the song lyrics that 
Saavik and I posted.  They were written by george Michael.  
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 16:11:45
Message Number 15234

T) (refering to Saavik) But she IS highly aesthetic!
  
I know that.  Highly aesthetic indeed. 
===========

From: RAT                 
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: message        
Date & Time: 04/16/91 17:52:46
Message Number 15235

I only wrote 16 messages. You wrote 30! That's quite a bit more.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: what?          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 18:03:17
Message Number 15236

Damn you!  That is the supreme message and I've been waiting all
of my life just to get that one.  Now you've ruined it all.
===========

From: RAT                 
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: modem.         
Date & Time: 04/16/91 18:05:00
Message Number 15237

No matter how big your modem baud, it will pick all lower bauds.
Not that you asked me though.
===========

From: OPUS                
To: SHANDRA             
Subject: Hmmm...        
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:11:13
Message Number 15238

    Kheblan can't help to everhear a conversation involving the French
Military, he walks over, just to jump otu of the way of a young lady 
apparently frusterated over somehting then asks, "Why didn't you ask me
about the French Military, I used to know all about em, I had a friend
or two who worked for them, nut I dunno where there at now, or if there 
even alive, I'd really be interested in journying to France, or at least
where France should be, if anyone else is intersted in such a trip, it
may take a while, but who knows, maybe the Florida Chain isn't the only
place left, there COULD be other areas of popualtion that are unknown to
us."
 
                                    Opus!
===========

From: OPUS                
To: JONBOY              
Subject: C!             
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:17:28
Message Number 15239

     Hmm... I have a C question for you, if your intersted in helping
me out, it juast has to do with the Standard ANSI C fprintf() and 
fscanf() functions, and how they work, I was able to get fwrite() and
fread() to work, but not the former (or latter, or whichever came first.
/* grin */), anyways, if you think you could help I'll ask my little
heart away.....
 
                                       Opus!
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From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:42:11
Message Number 15242

Fennec, if I were you I'd go to the clinic now and have her take the 
test then go back and retake it in a couple of weeks. The tests they use
today are pretty accurate, the sooner the two of you know for sure, the 
better. The tests are usually free or at least very cheap. Do it now. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:44:35
Message Number 15243

If she's not pregnant, there's still no reason the two of you can't 
have "that" serious relationship you've been wanting. There's plenty of 
time to have children. Plenty. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:46:19
Message Number 15244

Barbed wire. Hehehehe. That's exactly what I told him. Ohhhh, there's 
a phychic wind tonight. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:47:57
Message Number 15245

Uh, Ok. So it was a holy number eh? (Saavik cocks her head, still trying
to follow the logic, er, lack of logic, then decides to make a peanut 
butter sandwitch and forget the whole thing.) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: lyrics         
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:50:40
Message Number 15246

SS>Did you know that Kix wrote that song in protest to Ozzy Osborne 
and LIta Ford........ 
  
No I didn't. But thanks, I'll store that in the ol' memory banks.... 
if I could just remember where I put them.....
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ]:)            
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:52:06
Message Number 15247

Yeah, I knew better and I predicted you reply. What the hell, I just 
wanted to see if I was right. 
                                      I was. 
You forget, I've seen you in action. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:53:41
Message Number 15248

Time can never mend, the careless whispers of a close friend, 
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind, 
There's no comfort in the truth, The pain is the {something} you'll find
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:55:38
Message Number 15249

DE Beatles did that song "While my Guitar Gently Weeps." 
One of their finer moments. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:56:30
Message Number 15250

Sex and strangulation..... er, nope, I don't think I'll be trying that 
one. Knowing my husband, he wouldn't stop......... 
...... that would be "one" way to get rid of me. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/16/91 20:58:37
Message Number 15251

No. I wouldn't want to see Kelly whip poor Turtle into a bowl of soup 
but, well, there's this little devil inside of me that makes me want 
to replay the video of Turtle getting his "butt" whipped on his birthday
....over and over and over and over again. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:00:45
Message Number 15252

Arg!!!! Don't start that "Bitch God" stuff over here on A/R. And by 
the way, do YOU know what aesthetic means??????? 
Sounds like something you put people to sleep with. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:02:08
Message Number 15253

Actually, I'm a twisted "sister". Minus the muscles and the money. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:03:04
Message Number 15254

SA>...but the handcuffs are intriguing. 
SS>TEASE!!!!!!! 
 
No, just HONEST!!!!!!! If I wanted to tease you, I'd say that T.J. likes
handcuffs. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Johns Insipid  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:04:31
Message Number 15255

SA>I'd sooner kiss a Wookie (yes Steel it's Wookie not Wooker) 
SS>That could be arranged. 
  
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was hoping you'd pick up on that. 
Ah, my Star Wars fix for the night. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:05:52
Message Number 15256

Bandanas -----vs-----Bananas. Bananas of no use. 
SS>But I bet you could come up with some good uses for them. (snicker) 
 
No, I'm not into fruit. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Smoking        
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:07:39
Message Number 15257

Congradulations on trying to quit smoking. Nasty habit (Saavik eyes her 
pack balefully). 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Speaking of..  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:08:34
Message Number 15258

Congrad again!  You have the support of everyone I'm sure. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:10:18
Message Number 15259

CY>Oh, Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. 
 
I think he's game for anything....... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:11:56
Message Number 15260

On the B52's. True True True. That is one band that makes me wonder 
exactly "what" it is you have to have to make it big???! 
It certainly isn't looks, or talent, or taste in clothing.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:13:32
Message Number 15261

SA>"Ride 'em Kelly."
T>Oh, good. Encourage her AND give her ideas. 
 
I aim to please...... :) (:
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:14:52
Message Number 15262

SA>So it really isn't pain anymore. No? 
T>No. 
 
What? No *ding* ?   Hmmph! I never get a *ding*. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:16:41
Message Number 15263

T>Clothesline works just fine. 
 
For hanging out clothes, yes. 
 
T>Barbed wire is excessive. 
 
I remember this one time when I was younger...... uh, never mind. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:18:05
Message Number 15264

T>Wanna borrow 'em? :> (the handcuffs) 
 
Er, no. Remember the last time I got my hands on (in) them???? I broke 
the key off. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Bean Curd?     
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:19:48
Message Number 15265

Bean Curd???? Uck, splat, yuck, patooie!!!! Gross, I refuse to eat 
anything that rhymes with turd. 
 
As for chat mode sex, is that any relation to Modem molestation? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:22:30
Message Number 15266

T>Don't listen to this guy, he's a false prophet of the Shining Path... 
  
Ack!!!! Torn between two prophets!!!!!!!! (I sink into depression) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:26:21
Message Number 15267

Aesthetic, a. concerned with Art and Beauty. 
  
^^^^^^^^^ according to Webster's. 
 
Turtle, you must have me mixed up with something else...... like the 
kitchen tile..... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:30:48
Message Number 15268

SS>Remember the last time she got her hands on a pair of handcuffs? 
 
Hmmmph! Remember WHO handcuffed me????? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:31:47
Message Number 15269

SS> The Steel Top. 
  
The Steel Top what?  
 
I dunno why I'm picking on you so much here.... You're making it to 
easy, I guess. 
  
                               ()()()()() Hug, hug, Smooch ()()()()()
                                Saavik wishes to redeem herself. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: ALL                 
Subject: Some Notes     
Date & Time: 04/16/91 21:56:29
Message Number 15270

 
 
There has been some questions on the Hovercrafts on the Island. 
 
There are two, one belonging to Robert, one belonging to Korelyan
and his father. The hovercraft (owned by Korelyan) is used 
for emergencies, and for Korelyan to travel back and forth from
his parents home on the island of Jax.  
 
The hovercrafts run on alcohol fuel which is aquired by trade from
visiting ships. It's very expensive and the person bringing a 
good amount of it to the Den can expect "royal treatment" and 
lot's of credits toward "good times". 
 
In the Northern clusters, north of the Florida Chains, the fuel
is produced by a network of large land owners. These "fat cats" 
pretty much have the monopoly on fuel production. This was the 
fuel of choice even before the Trogs ruined the world as it is
non polluting, easy to produce and ship. 
 
Due to lack of communications, news does not travel fast to the 
Den. The islands use a short wave radio system to communicate with
each other. 
 
Most of the ships and craft coming in to the Den are privatly 
owned. There aren't many large corporations around anymore due
to the lack of telecommunications in the World. 
 
There is a form of currency on the Islands that is traded for 
at all trading posts in the Florida Chains and is good on any 
of the islands within that domain. 
 
Currency from other goverments (and there are many throught out
the world) have little value. Currency can be gained by trading
goods at the trading posts or by rendering services. 
 
Beware the S.A.G. They are a supremist movement against the Furries
and Morphs. They are world wide in groups.
 
A few notes on staff:
 
The bartender at the main bar in the Den 's name is Jarvis. 
Correct me if I enough... so lets
now on. 
 
I can blather on a few
Madam of the Brothel is Tampa, a fox Morph. And the bar owner 
is Korelyan, who's only give away as a Morph is a prehensile (sp?)
tail and a very slight muzzle (barely there). 
 
Shandra (feline Morph) is the bouncer and Robert (human) is, well,
he's an 
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/17/91 01:23:28
Message Number 15271

       Well, it seems that the test that she had done to her made her-
pretty sure about being pregnant.  Hmm.  Well, I told her that she wass
going to have to take it fairly shortly, and she said that she would be
thinking about it.
 
 
 
      /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/17/91 01:25:49
Message Number 15272

     Yes, I know that, and I understand that very well.  I want a very
good relationship with her, and I think that one would help me along -
in life...::sigh::...
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
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From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 02:58:50
Message Number 15277

T> (Next week: Knight Owl: BBS friend or Satan?)
 
That's easy to figure out, just play my messages backwards to reveal any
satanic verses.
 
[!!!gnihtyna evorp t'now taht tuB]
 
 
!R8L
Knight Owl
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From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:14:37
Message Number 15278

S>...There's no comfort in the truth, the pain is the >something< you'll
find.
 
I believe the wordyou were looking for is 'strength'.
L8R!
Knight Owl
(PS
Ya comin' to the picnic?)
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From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:17:44
Message Number 15279

S> Actually, I'm a twiste "sister". Minus the muscles and the money.
 
Hahahaha...... ROFLOL&GAC
 
(Rolling On floor Laughing Out Loud & Got AConcussion)
 
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From: ZOT GNOP            
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:40:19
Message Number 15280

You know, I hear saliva is pretty neat when applied in liberal amounts
(so is Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting).
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From: ZOT GNOP            
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:43:01
Message Number 15281

Speaking of giving her ideas...
    How about a teamster's whip? It would certainly be more appropriate
    for the phrase: "Ride 'em, Kelly".
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From: ZOT GNOP            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: While my Guitar
Date & Time: 04/17/91 03:55:04
Message Number 15282

The Beatles (or rather George Harrison) may have written it, but I 
have heard better renditions by both Jimmy Hendrix and Vinnie Moore.
Vinnie Moore's, incidently, was an instrumental.
                                         A Highly Informative and 
                                          Educational Zot Gnop
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From: ZOT GNOP            
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:01:29
Message Number 15283

"She WANTED me to do it, honest!"
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:25:23
Message Number 15284

I really think that men and women have really become perverted in this
new and improved age we live in . All this talk of whips,chains,ice,
handcuffs,honey,whip cream,saliva and the ever popular EMOTION LOTION
the aid to groovy loving ,has gotten out of hand ! GOD how I love the
90's !!!!!!! I think it's great that we can discuss these subjects
and perhaps even practice them (don't you love that idea) . You may
call me prude but there's one thing I just can't get used to and that is
group sex ! I probably just haven't been exposed (please no comments
on the choice of word there) to the right situation .
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From: NEPHREDANA          
To: ZOT GNOP            
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:44:00
Message Number 15285

Oh,really how do you know this Mr.Zot Gnop !!!!!!
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From: NEPHREDANA          
To: ZOT GNOP            
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 04:45:52
Message Number 15286

Why does everyone pick on this poor little,sweet,innocent,cherub like
Kelly ? What harm does it do to have a little fun in a sexual relation -
ship ? It's just a little whip it only leaves little welts that last 
about a day ! So what, no real harm done .
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:37:27
Message Number 15287

>There's alot [sic] of things you don't know about me. (smirk) (snicker)
 
Shouldn't that be "a lot of things"? Do tell.
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From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: picnic.....    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:38:31
Message Number 15288

Hmm. I don't know if I'll be able to pick you up or not, but I'll find
out and get back to ya...your phone # is in the userlog, right?
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From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:39:09
Message Number 15289

Whipped cream is good, but you don't want to use it in a car...it gets
EVERYWHERE. Body butter is /nasty/. You ever read the list of
ingredients in that stuff? I won't put it in /my/ mouth...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:40:03
Message Number 15290

I have /several/ spare handcuff keys. I always carry at least two of
'em whenever I leave the house...call me paranoid. Although, I must say
I missed the handcuff episode...I was in the parking lot engaging in
Synchronized Jumping while that was going on. *Sigh* Oh well...
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:41:34
Message Number 15291

>But, you know who'd win. Me. The Steel Top.
 
*snort*
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From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:44:03
Message Number 15292

>...there's this little devil inside me...
 
Little??
 
>...that makes me want to replay the video of Turtle getting his "butt"
>whipped on his birthday....over and over and over and over again.
 
You're weird. Sadist.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...I think I'm in love. :>
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Aim to please? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:46:20
Message Number 15293

>I aim to please......
 
Uh-huh. Who, exactly, do you aim to please, hmmmmmm? Enquiring minds
wanna know.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:47:15
Message Number 15294

>What? No *ding* ?
 
*Ding*
 
>Hmmph! I never get a *ding*.
 
*Ding*
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:48:06
Message Number 15295

>I remember this one time when I was younger...... uh, never mind.
 
No, really! Do tell...I'm fascinated. (Barbed wire? The reptile winces
at the mental picture that evokes.) Please. By all means, go ahead.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Bean Curd?     
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:49:17
Message Number 15296

>As for chat mode sex, is that any relation to Modem molestation?
 
No. Can't molest someone over the computer, or you end up getting
slapped with
 
&''%dx NO CARRIER
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: ZOT GNOP            
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 14:59:43
Message Number 15298

>...(so is Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting).
 
Or McDonald's hot fudge sundae topping.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 15:02:17
Message Number 15299

>It's just a little whip it only leaves little welts...
 
So what you're saying, then, is that you'd like to borrow it? Sure,
sounds good to me...c'mere...
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: RAT                 
Subject: ]              
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:27:48
Message Number 15300

R> I only wrote 16 messages.  You wrote 30! That;s quite a bit more. 
  
I do believe that I only wrote 17 or 19.  BTW, this is message #15300. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: lyrics         
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:31:08
Message Number 15301

SA> No, I didn't But thanks, I'll store that in the ol' memory banks..
SA> if I could just remember where I put them.....
  
Umm..they're between your ears, babe. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:35:45
Message Number 15302

SA> ....that makes me want to replay the video of Turtle getting his 
SA> "butt" whipped on his birthday...
 
I still want a copy. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:37:43
Message Number 15303

SA> By the way, do YOU know what aesthetic means????
  
Aesthetic -- pertaining to taste or beauty.   
Now you know what we meant by "aesthetic"
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:39:54
Message Number 15304

SA> No, just HONEST!!! If I wanted to tease you, I'd say that T.J. likes
SA> handcuffs. 
  
No fair! No fair!  (I bet you know if she does.) (sniff) (sniff)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:41:52
Message Number 15305

SS> But I bet you could come up with some good uses for them. (snicker)
SA> No, I'm not into fruit. 
  
It wasn't a question of whether or not you were into fruit.  It was a 
question of whether the fruit had gotten into you. (Yes, I know that was
gross.  Sorry, sometimes I can't help myself.)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smoking        
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:45:35
Message Number 15306

I'm doing okay so far on quititing smoking.  I haven't had one for over 
30 hours.  (since yesterday afternoon, when I finished over my last pack
I bet a girl at school ten dollars that she would have a cigarette 
before I would.  She wants to quit too.)
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:48:19
Message Number 15307

C> Oh, Scott, I didn't know you were into group sex. 
SA> I bet he'd go for just about anything.....(mis quoted)
 
Watch it, you're going to get me into trouble. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:51:36
Message Number 15308

SA> I remember this one time when I was younger....uh, never mind. 
  
You love to bait us with the beginnings of a story don't you? 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:53:35
Message Number 15309

SA> (Insulting herself again, saying Turtle was wrong in his use of 
SA> aesthetic....)
  
Wrong babe.  You are aesthetic...Big Hug....snuggle snuggle
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:55:06
Message Number 15310

SA> Remember WHO handcuffed me?????
  
Yeah, I did.  hehehehe.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 17:56:07
Message Number 15311

SA> The Steel Top what? 
 
The Copper Top...no batteries looks like it or lasts like it. 
  
The Steel Top...no body looks like it or lasts like it. 
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:02:01
Message Number 15312

SS> There's a lot of things you don't know about me. 
T> ..Do tell.
  
You'd like to know, wouldn't ya.
===========

From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:03:27
Message Number 15313

Body butter....not never read the list of ingredients....I think it
tastes way too sweet...
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:10:39
Message Number 15315

"ROCK LOBSTER!"
  
*snort!*
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:11:12
Message Number 15316

SA>TS><Prattle about shooting my poor dog in the head.
SA>Hmmmmph!  Well, whatever. 
 
Hey, not me!
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:12:47
Message Number 15317

SA>I stand corrected....... "If EVERYONE INVOLVED" enjoys it, then 
SA>there's nothing wrong with 'whatever' sexual practice it is.
 
Wrong.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:15:19
Message Number 15318

DFc>...so we are goint ot a -- Women's Health Clinic in a few weeks to 
DFc>make sure.  (She wants to wait so long because in case the tests
DFc>were wrong, 
 
(Alarmed look) Eh, waiting a few weeks isn't going to make any 
difference on the results of the test; better get her over there right
away and **make sure**.  
  I'm sorry to bring this up, but the longer you wait, the more 
difficult an abortion may be.  (Even though at this time you aren't 
considering that option...but better not totally discard it.)
 
DFc>...I haven't told my parents yet.
 
Better do so soon...better from you than from your nosy neighbor or 
church busybody.  Word.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:21:24
Message Number 15319

DFy>Except cat lovers, who have pets to be rejected.
 
*snort*  Quite obviously you have never owned a cat...you are not 
qualified to voice an opinion on the matter.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:27:06
Message Number 15320

R>Pretty lame, eh?
TS>Not any more lame than somone else I know.
SS>Grrrrrrrrr......
 
Hmmm.  Now why would you rspond that to me?  Feeling cited?
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:34:25
Message Number 15321

T>...like dogs, who are so damn eager to please it just makes me 
T>nauseous.  Bleah...I don't like dependency.
 
Ah, excellent!  Chalk up another five for cats.  And thier smell makes
me nauseous, too.
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:40:00
Message Number 15322

D>I hope that gave you 15,000 orgasms.
SS>I don't think [any other] human being could survive such and 
SS>experience.
T>I could!  I could!  :>
SS>It figures you'd say that.
 
Oh?  I thought more likely that to come from you.
 
SS>If we could arrange it, I'd like to see who could outlast the other.
SS>(kinda like Energizers and Duracells)[.]  But, you know who'd win.
SS>Me. 
 
Snort.
 
SS>The Steel Top.
 
Oh, please.  
 
 
(Oh, incidentally, the brackets are how I percieved it when I read it.)
===========

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 18:56:58
Message Number 15323

Who are you>
Who are you
who are you 
who are you?
Who are YOU?
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Some Notes     
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:40:17
Message Number 15325

Opps. Lost the last part of my message on the Den of Decadence. 
Ah, well, all it was /was/ a brief synopsis of the characters that have
already been introduced (staff). 
Sorry, to make you all suffer through a incomplete message. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:42:18
Message Number 15326

Fennec, those "home" test are ok, but the clinic tests are much more 
accurate. When I was pregnant with my first.... I had a bunch of 
symptoms... I was /sure/ that I was pregnant, but the home test said 
NO. I took it again a week later    NO. I went to a clinic.... NO. 
Then about two weeks later.... I went back to the clinic..... Yes. 
Same thing with the second child. I got a YES then a NO then I went 
to the Doctor and he said even before the test YES. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:45:14
Message Number 15327

Thank you for "finding" the missing word in my lyrical sentance. 
As far as the picnic goes. I hope to go, but I have to find a rug rat 
sitter and like a dope, I forgot the date. Is it this Sat. or next??? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:46:39
Message Number 15328

Ah! So you remember Twisted Sister???? They were "so popular" and then
non existant........ 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: ZOT GNOP            
Subject: While my Guitar
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:48:04
Message Number 15329

I've never heard Moore's rendition of "While my Guitar Gently Weeps"
It is a good song...... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:50:44
Message Number 15330

Did you quote Scott Steel as saying.... "There's alot (sic) of things 
you don't know about me. 
There's a lot of sick things you don't know about me?????? 
 
Yeah, Do tell, Scott. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:52:40
Message Number 15331

You didn't miss anything..... I wish /I'd/ been somewhere else when 
the key broke off in the cuffs. It was embarrassing!!!!!! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:53:50
Message Number 15332

Heheh. I'm thinking of editing out the portion of the tape that has 
the Turtle butt swatting party on it so that it plays over and over 
again continuously. Then I'll send it to you so you can fondly remember
where you got all those welts from........ O   O 
                                             ^
                                             O     OK? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Aim to please? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:55:34
Message Number 15333

T>Uh-huh. Who, exactly, do you aim to please, hmmmmm? 
 
First of all, myself.......   Naw, maybe second of all, myself. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:56:35
Message Number 15334

I got dinged, I got dinged. Ohhh. Capture this screen, revel in the 
afterglow!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
*Ding* *Dong*
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:57:33
Message Number 15335

Naw! I'm not going to tell any of my "when I was younger" stories..... 
especially the barbed wire ones.         
They always involved "livestock". 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Bean Curd?     
Date & Time: 04/17/91 20:58:45
Message Number 15336

Gee, I'll bet that brings back memories to Scott Steel. 
  
*click* 
 
NO CARRIER 
 
Maybe it had nothing to do with Modem Molestation but I'll bet the 
words he said when he saw that had a lot to do with fornication. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: lyrics         
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:00:31
Message Number 15337

SS>I'll store that in the ol' memory banks.. if I could just remember 
   where I put them.... 
SS>Umm..they're between your ears, Babe. 
  
Oh, yeah! I knew they were between something. 
 
By the way, the first quote is supposed to be SA>    
Geez, it's hard to concentrate when an electric guitar and a stereo are 
doing battle in your living room. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:02:39
Message Number 15338

Regarding a copy of Turtle's birthday humiliation Fest:  I only have
one VCR so I have been unable to make any copies. The other one is 
being repaired..... unfortunatly by Glenn, so it may be years before 
it ever rolls a tape in it again. 
I'll see if I can truck mine over to my sisters and hook up to hers. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:04:33
Message Number 15339

SS>Aesthetic -- pertaining to taste or beauty. 
   Now you know what we meant... 
 
Gee, I feel like a Picaso.....              O       O   
                                             ^
                                            ___________
I kinda look like one too. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:06:01
Message Number 15340

She does! She does!! And she likes beaches at midnight and long walks 
in the surf, and satin sheets and..... 
 
Sorry, I got carried away. 
 
If T.J. saw this, she'd carry /me/ away.... and kill me. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:07:20
Message Number 15341

Yep, the banana thing was disgusting. I'm disappointed in you, Steel. 
So, what are YOU into? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Trouble?       
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:08:44
Message Number 15342

Scott, you are far too adept at getting yourself into trouble to worry
about any trouble that "mere" Saavik could get you into.  
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:13:36
Message Number 15343

SS>You love to bait us with the beginnings of a story don't you? 
 
It was an innocent mistake. I just changed my mind that's all. Hehehe. 
  
Really, it wasn't all that interesting anyway..... the barbed wire won. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: ??:)           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:15:07
Message Number 15344

SS>Big Hug.... Snuggle snuggle. 
  
And the Andy Warhol classic wierd artwork snuggles you back and says...
"Gee, you still love me." 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:16:35
Message Number 15345

SS> The Steel Top... no body looks like it or lasts like it. 
 
Hmmmmm. I'll ask around about that one. :) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:17:46
Message Number 15346

What the heck is a "ROCK LOBSTER!" ????? 
And *snort* to you too. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:18:47
Message Number 15347

Well, didn't you argue that a gun would take care of my puppie's 
patroling??? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:19:50
Message Number 15348

SA>If everyone involved enjoys it, then there's nothing wrong with 
'whatever' sexual practise it is. 
  
TS> Wrong. 
 
Why? Why is that wrong? Are you trying to tell me that the moral 
majority has the right to tell people what sexual practises they can 
enjoy in the privacy of their own homes????? Do you think that if 
everyone is consenting and enjoying that \some one\ else who's not 
even involved has the right to critisize and condemn them. 
It's a "mind your own business" thing. Not you, or me, or anyone 
else has the right to tell someone else that they are wrong in the 
manner that they find sexual gratification as long as they are not 
hurting any one else. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:24:22
Message Number 15349

TS on dogs>Their smell makes me nauseous, too. 
 
You have obviously never smelled a "kitty litter box" then. 
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: CORWYN              
Subject: Raven          
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:34:41
Message Number 15350

Raven's phone number is 813/966-4261; he's usually there after 6. I
don't have his address.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:35:35
Message Number 15351

>I still want a copy.
 
Um...okay, but first you'll have to get a signed release form from
me, as well as rights to the personal copyrights held on the material
contained on the videotape...I think we can settle on a lump sum of,
shall we say, $25,000?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:37:19
Message Number 15352

SA>I remember this one time when I was younger....uh, never mind.
SS>You love to bait us with the beginnings of a story[,] don't you?
 
*ding* I say we keep after this one until she tells us, though.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:49:45
Message Number 15354

>You may call me prude...
 
Okay, prude. :)
 
>...but there's one thing I just can't get used to and that is group
>sex !
 
That's because it doesn't work very well unless all the people involved
really, really trust each other...and genuinely /like/ each other. That
doesn't happen too often, you know?
 
>Maybe I just haven't been exposed...
 
Heh, heh.
 
>...to the right situation yet. 
 
Could be it.
 
(Grr...message base crash wiped out this message before...and screwed
up the linked list...everyone who's read forward from message #15284
recently probably skipped a few messages. They've been restored, BTW.)
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Some Notes     
Date & Time: 04/17/91 21:53:28
Message Number 15355

>Sorry, to make you all suffer through a incomplete message.
 
Not your fault. My message base looks like Swiss cheese right now...full
of holes. I'm working on it...
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:02:14
Message Number 15356

If Turtle lead a team of gangsters, they'd be some of the stranger
gangsters in Florida.  Personally, I see Turtle as more of the 'brains
behind the operation' than the kind of person who would actually appear
as the leader.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:03:51
Message Number 15357

SS> What, can you break them? [silk scarves]
    
   Face it. They're not that strong.  But I wasn't referring to using
them for binding others.  They're WONDERFUL for rubbing up and down
your lover's body...
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Why not?       
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:06:34
Message Number 15358

   My message (#15174) was NOT a complete waste of disk space. I
enjoyed writing it... and it gave an excuse for message #15036 to
be a really important message.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Smoking        
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:07:51
Message Number 15359

   Best of luck in quitting smoking.  Think about how well you'll be
able to smell things.  Think about how good things will taste right
now.  Think about how much better health you'll have, without your
lungs filled with smoke.  Think about... awww, hell! Gimme a cigarette!
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: disappointment 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:09:58
Message Number 15360

>What can I do so you will not be disappointed in me???
    
   Ideas probably will come from the Den of Decadence.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:11:20
Message Number 15361

>Yoo-Hoo would actually be pretty far up there... in the "substances
>to apply liberally to your partner" section.
     
   I prefer chocolate sauce.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:13:17
Message Number 15362

> [Tofu is] Really nasty stuff.
     
   May the Lemur of Unreason flick his tail in your face!  I've actually
found Tofu recipies that I've liked!  BBQ'd tofu isn't half bad, and
neither is Tofu Ice Cream! Thffffpt. :P
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:16:29
Message Number 15363

T> Don't listen to this guy [Dragonfly], he's a false prophet of
T> the Shining Path, the Way of the Aardvark.
     
   And DAMN proud of it. Every religion needs false prophets. I'm
doing my job, and I do it well.  By the way, how DOES one sow confusion
in a religion as confusing as the Shining Path?
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:23:35
Message Number 15364

>Barbed wire. Hehehehe. That's exactly what I told him.
     
   Actually, I got it from a much stranger source: one friend of mine
who was propositioned by a guy who was really into barbed wire. Very
strange fetish.
     
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:25:02
Message Number 15365

>Uh, Ok. So it was a holy number eh? (Saavik cocks her head, still
>trying to follow the logic, er, lack of logic, then decides to make
>a peanut butter sandwitch and forget the whole thing.)
    
   You're growing much closer to the Shining Path... er, Shining Way.
There are only 256 gates on the Way, and many, many side paths which
bring you to the Way of the Armadillo.
   Making a peanut butter sandwich has to fit on there, somewhere.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:31:00
Message Number 15366

> Ack!!! Torn between two prophets!!!!1
     
    
   Yes, and prophets are rising in the Shining Path, bringing their
storks to record highs.  (Hey! Stay out of our Sacred Grove, you 
Storks!)
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: ZOT GNOP            
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:35:09
Message Number 15367

(Hiya, Zot! Welcome back!)
   Saliva is pretty tasteless when you try to lick it off. Betty
Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting, on the other hand, sounds wonderful.
    
   (Kinda like a card I once got: Valentine, I couldn't love you more
if you were dipped in chocolate.  But it would be fun to try!)
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:37:17
Message Number 15368

> I think it's great that we can discuss these subjects...
    
   You always could.  It was just not socially acceptable.
    
>...and perhaps even practice them (don't you love that idea)...
    
   Yes, but only with the right people.
   
>...there's one thing I just can't get used to and that is group sex!
> I probably haven't been exposed...to the right situation.
    
   Trust me on this one: it works MUCH better if you START the relation-
ship out as a menage a troix (or whatever...) than if you try to add
on to the relationship.  
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:41:21
Message Number 15369

>...poor, sweet, innocent cherub like Kelly?
    
   Are we talking about the same Kelly here?  Poor, I'd admit to.
Deliciously sweet, yes.  But 'innocent'? (Cherub I'm not touching.)
    
   Kelly is a wonderful hostess, fantastic friend, and gives superb
backrubs. She is an extremely loving person, with many fantastic
qualities.  But 'innocent' isn't one of those qualities.  (Though
she fakes it extremely well.)
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:48:17
Message Number 15370

DFy>Except cat lovers, who have pets to be rejected.
   
TSp> *snort* Quite obviously you have never owned a cat...you are
TSp> not qualified to voice an opinion on the matter.
     
   I have been owned by two cats in my life, both of which chose my
house as a place where suckers live.  Cats.  BLEACH!  From a mile up,
it doesn't matter whether you land on your feet.  The most wonderful
T.V. show I've seen in a long time was one where they were doing 
experiments on how cats land on their feet: if they fall from a small
enough distance that they can't right themselves, they make WONDERFUL
*Splat!*s. 
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:53:07
Message Number 15371

>Chalk up another five for cats.
     
*Snort!
  
>And thier smell makes me nauseous, too.
    
   I agree completely. The smell of cats makes ME nauseous, too.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:07:38
Message Number 15372

The JMIP is Saturday, the 20th. (That's this upcoming Saturday.)
Chef Paul's, 10 AM. Be there or be Tofu.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:08:53
Message Number 15373

>Heheh. I'm thinking about editing out the portion of the tape...
 
No doubt. I bet you'd enjoy doing the video work, too, huh? "Freeze it
right there. Okay, back up a few frames...now forward a few frames...
back it up..."
 
You know, I STILL haven't seen it.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Aim to please? 
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:10:23
Message Number 15374

>Naw, maybe second of all, myself.
 
So who, exactly, do you aim to please?
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:11:04
Message Number 15375

>I got dinged, I got dinged.
 
Was it good for you, too? :>
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:11:32
Message Number 15376

>I'm not going to tell you any of my "when I was younger" stories...
 
Hey, who brought it up to begin with? You wouldn't have mentioned it
if you had no intention of discussing it...Out with it! I wanna know.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:14:47
Message Number 15377

>Not you, or me, or anyone else has the right to tell someone else that
>they are wrong in the manner that they find sexual gratification as
>long as they are not hurting any one else.
 
*Ding* Thank you! For some reason, that's a concept it's very difficult
to get across to a lot of people...Jesse Helms, the Moral Majority,
skinheads, TV evangelists, and even some BBS users. Go figure.
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:18:06
Message Number 15378

>Every religion needs false prophets.
 
So, then, you're doing this as a public service, right? Well, um...thank
you, I guess.
 
>By the way, how DOES one sow confusion in a religion as confusing as
>the Shining Path?
 
I dunno. You're the false prophet...YOU figure it out!
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Huh?           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:19:44
Message Number 15379

>...prophets are rising in the Shining Path, bringing their storks
>to record heigths.
 
Say, aren't you a little weird for a false prophet??
===========

From: TURTLE              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:21:03
Message Number 15380

>Trust me on this one: it works MUCH better if you START the relation-
>ship out as a menage a troix [trois] ...than if you try to add one to
>the relationship.
 
I've had relationships that work both ways, and I couldn't disagree with
you more. Open relationships only work if they're built on a pretty
solid foundation of trust, and sometimes the only way to /get/ that
trust is to be involved in the relationship for a while and let it
develop before you involve other people. Trust is something that's
/learned/. Relationships that start out open usually have all kinds of
weird stresses built into them from the outset, and like a bridge that's
built with stressed steel they may look solid for a while but they
can collapse without warning.
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:32:04
Message Number 15381

>c'mere...
 
I did borrow it,I'm the one who broke it!!!!!!!! I bet you didn't know
that, huh, did ya????
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Banana???      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:37:13
Message Number 15382

(fruit)
 
Now that's something I really can't handle. Now french ticklers are
a different story...
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:45:19
Message Number 15383

>Who are you?
 
Wouldn't you like to know?? (heheheheh)
 
Really I'm just your average normal Ohio person.
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:50:19
Message Number 15384

>They always involved "livestock".
 
My interest is piqued. Please do tell!!!!
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 00:56:35
Message Number 15385

I totally understand. When it's time (you know that maturity thing)
I'll call you and Kelly!! OTAY,OTAY.
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:02:17
Message Number 15386

>I prefer chocolate sauce
 
I prefer honey and ice...
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:04:54
Message Number 15387

>Tofu
 
I personally love tofu and I think it's great stuff(bean curd).
Have you ever had tofu and spinach qiuche? I really would try it if
you haven't before.
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:11:46
Message Number 15388

Not if you don't feel comfortable with your partner having sex with 
other people. Well, not yet at least. Yes, someday I'll trust
him enough to come back to me after he has had sex with another
person. I personally at this point in time cannot handle that, but
I believe that I will mature into it.
===========

From: NEPHREDANA          
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:18:32
Message Number 15389

So, Kelly, likes to get rough ever once in while. She's entitled
to a little fun like everyone else in the world...(I don't hear
turtle complaining).
 
I do agree with you, she is a very sweet individual and I love her
to death. I feel no one can ask for a better friend than Kelly.
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:37:59
Message Number 15390

     I don't have to worry anymore!
 
 
     /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:38:27
Message Number 15391

      I don't have to worry anymore!
 
 
      /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: DEATH FENNEC        
To: ALL !!!             
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:39:54
Message Number 15392

         Well, I have some incredibly amazing news that I am kinda not
so proud of, but I AM proud of.  LISA IS NOT PREGNANT!  HAHAHAHA!  She
is on the RAG!  Thank God!  :)  This is wonderful, although I kinda --
was hoping (in a way) that she would have one...Hmm.
 
         Well, It also seems that she /STILL/ wants to get married to me
same as before.  And I kinda want to get married, although a lot of ----
people say that it is a bad idea.  I want to, and so does she.  And she-
still wants to get married on the day of VALENTINES!  WOW.  I really do-
like her a lot, and she feels the same.  She wants to be with me forever
and ever and ever and...BUT, with all of these people telling me that it
is a bad idea, I am getting horrible thoughts of marriage.  Hmm.  It
isn't all that bad, is it?  Please, everyone, speak up and tell me what-
marriage is like.  I would really appreciate it.  blah ....
 
  
      /! Death Fennec -- ;>
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: steel top      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 01:54:42
Message Number 15395

SS> The Steel top...no body looks like it or lasts like it.
 
They don't rust like it either, (grin)
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:05:53
Message Number 15396

Yeah, I remember Twisted Sister. They weren't around too long... 
They probably got married to some Village People they came across. :)
 
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: ding           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:09:41
Message Number 15397

>*ding*
 
********
* DONG!*
********
 
It sounds like a bunch of broken doorbells around here... (grin)
 
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: the tape       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:12:51
Message Number 15398

If you make it, bring the tape to the picnic! (turtle knows this part..)
Net 127 won't know what to think of him when it's over. :)
 
L8R!
/<night Owl
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: whew!          
Date & Time: 04/18/91 02:27:05
Message Number 15399

I'm glad to hear (well, read) that things have taken a change for the 
better. I can't imagine the relief that you feel inside.
 
SEE YA!
/<night Owl
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Kissing Wookies
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:16:52
Message Number 15400

 I can arrange that if you like, I /AM/ in fact quite fuzzy, remember?
 do ya? huh? That night on the Car hood with the Duct tape?
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:18:02
Message Number 15401

 Tofu is kinda like the Substance of the Alter-Universe known as the 
Bilniverse. Remember? That plane has the Consistency of Lime Jello,
And the Beings that Live there are called "Cosbites" well, Tofu is Very 
much like the Fabric of Space in the Bilniverse.
                       To us mundain Folk, I think it is Bean Curd or
something Derived from Beans. Bleah.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Roach Love     
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:22:42
Message Number 15402

 Yeah Sad isnt it? What ever happened to the good ol' days where you 
could be sure that the Insects were living Happy, monogamous lives, and
There was no such thing as an "Unwed Brood Queen"
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Index          
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:30:30
Message Number 15403

And Please, for Saaviks Benefit, (SP?) Where would Tofu be?
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: You didnt know 
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:34:56
Message Number 15404

ScS> Theres a lot of things you don't know about me...
 
     I'll say. You Are an Excellent Heat Source. Next time you may 
get yourself in over your head. (Or some other kinky tangent)
                                                Thumper One
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:37:25
Message Number 15405

Energizers and Duracells? Who'd win? Why me of course. I'm not Pink all 
Over, But I /AM/ in a few places. I'd be a little quieter to, (At first)
I dont beat drums during Sex.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Twisted Sister.
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:41:25
Message Number 15406

 Saavik> Minus the muscles and the money.
   And the Masculinity(SP?) Thanks God For Soft Women.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:43:06
Message Number 15407

 Did someone say group sex? My Favorite! Lemme tell you some of the 
more intereting "Flesh Den" Stories... hmm maybe not. I dunno, one day.
 
   Hey Crystal, I do have a Branding Iron if you need one.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Steel Top      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 12:50:17
Message Number 15408

SS>The Steel Top...no batteries look like it or last like it.
   Nor have an Ego as Big, but we Love you anyways...
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:13:10
Message Number 15409

S> "Ride 'em, Kelly"
T> Oh, good.  Encourage her AND give her ideas.
      
Turtle are you limiting me again?
           
                              * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: HEY!           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:45:23
Message Number 15410

   I'm not sure whether to congratulate you, or to just give a sigh
of relief.  I'm sure you'll be able to sleep better, now.
   Anyways, yeah -- it's better to wait for a while before you marry.
Stick with your girlfriend, though -- and BOTH of you look into birth
control: not just condoms.  (See if she can be put on the Pill.) 
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:52:03
Message Number 15411

S> Not you, or me, or anyone else has the right to tell someone else
S> that they are wrong in the manner that they find sexual gratification
S> as long as they are not hurting any one else.
    
T> *Ding* Thank you! For some reason, that's a concept it's very
T> difficult to get across to a lot of people...Jesse Helms, the Moral
T> Majority, skinheads, TV evangelists, and even some BBS users. Go
T> figure.
     
    I understand that concept, folks... I just don't agree with it. How
'bout child pornography -- even if the child says [s]he agrees? How
'bout flashers, or Peeping Toms? Technically, they're not hurting any-
one -- but I'd say neither group are in the right.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Huh?           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 13:59:11
Message Number 15412

> Say, aren't you a little weird for a false prophet??
    
   Well, I haven't gotten down the living in the desert part down
quite yet.  And I'm not used to the idea of eating locusts. And the
camel's hair tunic part really literally stinks... no wonder I'm in
the river so often. But other than that... the idea of people coming
from tens of miles to hear me rant and rave sounds like fun.
	               The false prophet,
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:04:42
Message Number 15413

   Actually, I was halfway kidding with my post.  Yes, BBQ tofu and
tofu ice cream (tofutti) actually exist, and yes, I've eaten both.
Tofu ice cream isn't half bad -- but give me the REAL stuff. And BBQ
tofu tastes.. well, like cheese with BBQ sauce. Period.
   I've tried tofu and sqinach quiche. Yawn.  I simply prefer real
cheese, and I'm not a vegetarian.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:08:41
Message Number 15414

   I've never been married, so I'm no authority.  But, I've had two
serious proposals.
   Some people say the idea of marriage is so that you don't ever need
to date again.  Some people say marriage is so two soul-mates can live
together, for the rest of their lives.  Some say marriage is a secure
place for children.  They're all right.
   Marriage is, mostly, what you think it is. Think to yourself: why am
I getting married?  For love alone?  For financial reasons?  (Heck! At
NC, there was a rash of marriages for financial aid reasons alone.  That
was a third marriage proposal I had...) 
   Now that the pressure is off, look long and hard at your relationship
and decide: can it stand up to the daily pressures of marriage?
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:14:03
Message Number 15415

   Would you like to become the Assistant False Prophet of the 
Armadillo?
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:18:57
Message Number 15416

>I do have a Branding Iron if you need one.
     
   (Yipes! I'm glad I'm not called a Unicorn anymore!)
   I've seen one of those.  It read "This here steed belongs to George
William Khan, "The Boot," so you'd better keep your hands off."  Not
many cattle survived.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:37:45
Message Number 15417

ah, at last someone on my side.
       
                              * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Hot Fudge      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 14:40:18
Message Number 15418

>...(so is Betty Crocker's chocolate fudge frosting).
>Or McDonald's hot fudge sundae topping.
     
McDonald's sundae topping works best.
 
                              * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: CRYSTAL             
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 15:02:31
Message Number 15419

> Hey Crystal, I do have a Branding Iron if you need one.
  
 Thanks, but no thanks. Whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes, bandans,
thumbcuffs, and a few misc. toys are about as far as I go.  My god
all you people must think I can't have sex without them.
  
                              * CRYSTAL *
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: P.WHIPPED           
Subject: Sarasota       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 17:33:58
Message Number 15420

>   --shave your head, go to the airport, and sell flowers
 
Nah, just walk around the airport with large napsacks held close 
to your chest.
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: ALL                 
Subject: Ecology        
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:02:34
Message Number 15421

How deep is your ecology?  Take a sounding.
     
Superficial      We should take good care of our planet,
                 as we would any valuable tool.
     
Shallow          We have a responsibility to protect Earth's
                 resources for our future generations.
           
Knee deep        Earth would benefit from changes in
                 human activity.
     
Hip deep         The planet would be better off with fewer
                 people on it.
     
Deep             Wilderness has a right to exist for its
                 own sake.
        
Deeper           Wildlife has more right to live on the Earth
                 than humans do.
            
Profoundly       Humans are too great a threat to life on 
Deep             Earth.  The species should be phased out.
        
Radically        Human extinction NOW or there won't be any later
Deep             for this planet.  A painless extermination is
                 desperately needed.
     
Abysmally        A quick annihilation is too good for humans.
Deep             A horrible, fatal illness from outer space is
                 only fair.
          
   -- From the Wiregrass, "The quarterly, radical, biocentric news
      journal for Florida. The Wiregrass owes allegiance to no one, but
      operates within the loosely organized Florida Earth First!
      movement." Subscription info upon request.
      
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:10:39
Message Number 15422

> Whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes, bandans, thumbcuffs, and a few
> misc. toys... My god all you people must think I can't have sex
> without them.
     
   Well, all we haveta give you now is a Nazi SS uniform. And maybe
a large, vibrating egg. 
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: serious talk...
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:27:48
Message Number 15423

Any Time, Fennec. You know you have a friend here...... {{{{Hug hug}}}}}
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Turtle Swatfest
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:29:11
Message Number 15424

Gee, Turtle. I offered to sell the *rights* to that flick to you for 
more than that!!!!!!!!!!!! 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:31:17
Message Number 15425

DF>(on silk scarves) They are wonderful for rubbing up and down your 
lovers body. 
  
But nothing beats a feather duster for that....... but it's got to be a 
new feather duster. Once you've used it on the furniture and stuff, it's
like  "Ahhhhh. That feels so good (Ahchoo)" 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:33:36
Message Number 15426

Bean curd Ice Cream?????? 
  
Blech!!!!!!!! Patooie!!!!! Gross. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:34:40
Message Number 15427

Yeah I got "into" barbed wire once..... but believe me, it was a
complete accident. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:36:01
Message Number 15428

So that explains the Stork on the advertisement for the Church of the 
Shining Path.  I still don't understand the Porcipines wading in the 
stream behind the Prophet, though. Perhaps one day, I too, shall see 
the Light. {{{Sigh}}}} I feel so deprived. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:39:30
Message Number 15429

I'd rather be /anything/ than Tofu..... so I guess I'd better show at 
the picnic, eh? 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Whips and chain
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:40:22
Message Number 15430

T>You know, I STILL haven't seen it. 
 
Soon, mine little reptile, soon........ 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Aim to please? 
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:41:08
Message Number 15431

Whom do I aim to please???????? Er, uh, I cop out on that one....... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:42:03
Message Number 15432

SA>I got dinged, I got dinged. 
T>Was it good for you, too? :)
 
It was wonderful. Ahhhhhhhhhh. More more. 
Until we *ding* again........                    Saavik
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:43:33
Message Number 15433

Well, if you /really/ want to hear it.......... it was a complete 
travesty and quite by accident that I got "involved" with barbed wire. 
It was during a romantic interlude in the loft of a barn (I know I know.
Typical...) Anyway, things were getting.....*hot*.....when we rolled 
over and managed to get entangled in a roll of barbed wire. Well, 
we both had our shirts half on and the barbed wire was all caught up in 
them and no matter how we twisted and turned..... we were sort of stuck
together by this sharp wire digging into our flesh..... 
 
Picture this........ someone heard us from down below..... 
"Ouch ouch. Damn it that hurts~!!!! hold still. There. A little to the 
left." 
"OUCH, I can't get loose.... Hold still!!!! Take your shirt off!!!!" 
 
Worse part about it was after we got our shirts off which was no easy 
trick because we were both tangled up big time.... then we couldn't 
get our shirts out of the barbed wire.    Meanwhile, there's someone 
down in the barn hollaring. "Hey! What's going on up there!!!!!" 
  
It's one of those things you laugh about later, like, after you get done
applying the iodine to all the scratches...... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 19:53:22
Message Number 15435

Well, not livestock directly........ And I did tell, a few messages ago.
===========

From: HACMAN              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: spiked collar  
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:13:57
Message Number 15436

I know of one who (a trainer)  who used it as a matter of FIRST resort. 
He raises dogs.  Should have one used on him....
===========

From: HACMAN              
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: doby           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:16:50
Message Number 15437

I'd like to get mine to be that way...alas, he's just a mut.  I love him
just the same though.  Needs training...wifes out working him now, and
he loves to chew.  Mostly us though...cant figure that out.  Why not his
toys or furniture or whatever, why us?
===========

From: HACMAN              
To: TURTLE              
Subject: bbs list       
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:28:00
Message Number 15438

Thanks again.  I will up load it to my gfiles area.  
Some incentive to call me:
         I have a special area set up for sysops ONLY.  In this area,
sysops can communicate inter-bbs, without having to call EVERY system.  
Also, so sysops can call outside there local calling area...meet in the
middle as it were.  For instance, you wanted to reach John Carr
(Engleweed Junction).  You could reach him without a toll call.  Also to
inform others of problems, viruses going around, etc.
===========

From: OPUS                
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Programming... 
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:36:24
Message Number 15439

     Umm, do you know of anywhere I could find some text (like text
files, not books), on how to convert assembler code to object code for
an IBM, oh well, I was just wondering, thanks for anyw help, I could
really use it...
 
			                                      Opus!
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Back seat      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:41:58
Message Number 15440

>That's twice you've mentioned that, you know it's not that bad.
>Actually it's pretty damn good.  Make that, GREAT!  hehehe.
 
Harasshole.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Back seat      
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:45:49
Message Number 15441

>Now THAT [not reproducing] might just be half of your problems.
 
I wouldn't say that it's half my problems...
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 20:48:15
Message Number 15442

>You don't live to metabolize...
 
You may not, but I do!  Hell, I live for the weekends when I can just
pop on some music, grab some Dew, and metabolize the hours away.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SCOTT STEEL         
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:09:58
Message Number 15443

>I'm against anyone preaching about religion.
 
Teaching is a lot different from preaching.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:15:21
Message Number 15444

>...religion should be left for higher institutions.  As an elective
>thing.
 
We have it at our piddly old high school as an elective.  The class
has hovered around 15 kids each semester.  I don't see a problem 
offering it on the high school level if there is enough interest.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:18:11
Message Number 15445

Actually, cats are worth a whole lot.  They seem to help old people
(I forgot the exact facts and figures).  Hell, they help me calm down
a lot.  I love to play with cats, esp. the frisky ones that bounces
off walls at high speeds.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:25:58
Message Number 15446

Expanding upon your 'look it up in the library' idea, after students
have been taught the basics like reading, writing, and some math skills
they no longer need teachers.  I can look up history in the library,
Calculus formulas, economic theory, and the cardiovacular system.
I don't buy it.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: !!:>           
Date & Time: 04/18/91 21:31:21
Message Number 15447

Regarding QV, I'm planning a "handing over the editorship" ceremony
after our senior graduation.  We'll be holding it in front of the new
tri-phallic thing in front of the Van Weasel.  I'm still debating 
if we should have a bon fire...
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:05:57
Message Number 15448

>I have a Zoom 2400.
 
Gosh.  I'm sorry.  No wonder our modems hate each other.  I also have
the dishonour of owning a Zoom 2400.  But at least mine with over $100.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:12:41
Message Number 15449

>Uncle Bob's was running off a Zoom...past tense...
 
It just limps along now.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:17:45
Message Number 15450

An eight year warranty on a Zoom is like an eight year warranty on a
....on a....well, the Zoom is a POS.  Can I return it just because it
hates the software I run it with?
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Squid & Kraken 
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:21:26
Message Number 15451

>Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicous creature on earth.
 
And tasty.  At school today I walked around picking fruit flavoured
microscopic animals off of people and eating them.  You'd be surprised
what flavours they come in.  Banana, orange, lemon, watermelon.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:28:50
Message Number 15452

>Really nasty stuff [tofu].
 
May you one day be squatting in the fields on India having a bowel 
movement, and when you are midway through have a large snake mistake 
your scrotum for a meal and latch on.
 
 ...this actually happened.  They took the guy to the hospital to have
the offending animal removed.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:34:27
Message Number 15453

Actually, being late on your period does not mean that you are pregnant.
There are some cases where a female will miss a few months.
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: NEPHREDANA          
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:44:14
Message Number 15454

>Oh,really how do you know this Mr.Zot Gnop !!!!!!
 
When I was talking to him on the phone and Brett said he ate paste when
he was young, Zot said he'd like to try paste...  :)
===========

From: RUFUS               
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:53:58
Message Number 15455

Marjon makes meat flavoured Tofu Crumbles.  They make mean nacho
topping!  Maybe we should have a TofuCon sometime?
===========

From: ZOT GNOP            
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 00:14:37
Message Number 15456

Of course it's tasteless, but the important part is applying it!
 Evil grin with lots of drool!!!!!
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:13:44
Message Number 15457

Yay!!!! Er, yes you do have one more worry....... Find a reliable 
method of birth control so you don't end up in this boat again..... 
searching for a paddle. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Hey, No Worries
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:15:03
Message Number 15458

So if you really feel like getting married and she wants to get married
on Valentines Day..... then take the next year working on your 
relationship.... by Valintines Day... or sooner than that, you'll have 
a better idea what you want to do... You should think it over very 
carefully, though. There's plenty of time left in your life for these 
major desicions. 
 
Remember, (saavik's favorite saying) "Take it Slow." 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:17:42
Message Number 15459

Hehehe. Village people and Twisted Sister...... together they make 
      "Rebels without clothes" 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: ding           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:18:30
Message Number 15460

>*ding*
 
*********
*DONG!*
*********
 
Avon calling. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: KNIGHT OWL          
Subject: the tape       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:19:47
Message Number 15461

I don't think I'm going to make it to the Picnic....:(  
But it ain't over till it's over...... I'm working on it. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Kissing Wookies
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:21:08
Message Number 15462

TO>That night on the Car hood with the Duct tape? 
 
That was YOU????? Hmmph! And I thought "Big Foot" was really alive and 
well. Sure, Dash my fantasys. Still got dents in my hood too. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Tofu           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:22:49
Message Number 15463

Bean Curds..... Blech!!!!!!!! Call the Mother Ship!! Tell them to send 
down more M & M's.... I feel the need for speed. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Index          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:24:24
Message Number 15464

TO> And please, for Saavik's Benefit, Where would Tofu be? 
 
I'll tell you one place it /wouldn't/ be..... in my fridge.. Not unless 
I was growing mold for a science project. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: You didnt know 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:26:01
Message Number 15465

TO to SS> You are an excellent heat source. 
 
(Saavik looks over her Ray Bans at both of you)
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:27:12
Message Number 15466

TO>I don't beat drums during Sex. 
 
No, only /after/..... 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Twisted Sister.
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:27:52
Message Number 15467

TO>Thanks God for Soft Women. 
 
Me? Soft? only in the head, Bunny Britches. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: THUMPER ONE         
Subject: Groupies       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:28:49
Message Number 15468

TO>Hey, Crystal, I do have a Branding Iron if you need one. 
 
(Saavik snickers as she sees Turtle slink under the couch) 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:30:25
Message Number 15469

Well, I am willing to make thoses concessions. Yes, Peeping Toms are 
wrong.... they are invading someones privacy and same with flashers. 
They /are/ hurting someone else.... 
As for child pornography. You say it's wrong even if the child is 
willing..... I assume you are talking about young children and that goes
without saying..... A young child would probably be /willing/ just to 
please the adult.... that is child molestation, my friend and that is 
/also/ hurting someone. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: HACMAN              
Subject: doby           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:37:11
Message Number 15470

Doggies love to chew their owners as a sign of affection. 
"pant pant. duh, I love you so much....(crunch)" 
My dobie does it all the time....... I hate it most in the middle of 
the night. Slurp..... knaw knaw,,,, wakes me up every time. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:39:28
Message Number 15471

I called a BBS the other night and the Sysop (who will go unnamed) got 
me in chat mode and preached to me for 20 minutes. He said that the only
reason I had called was because God had planned it that way. It was his 
last ditch effort to save my soul..... Yeah, now I'm gonna burn in hell 
because after 20 minutes of listening to this... I hung up. 
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:41:33
Message Number 15472

Dogs are good therapy too. 
 
don't laugh now...... I used to be a member of Sarasota Obediance 
Training Club (Dog obediance not wife obediance), one of the things we 
used to do (and the club still does) is go to Nursing homes with the 
dogs and let them visit with the people there. It's called "Animal 
Therapy".  The folks loved it....... the dogs? Well the dogs, for the 
most part, really liked being allowed to mug and slobber on people and 
not get in trouble for it.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:44:31
Message Number 15473

Gee, everybody hates my modem (sigh). It's getting a complex...... 
Actually, I haven't had any problems with it anywhere but Uncle Bobbies.
===========

From: SAAVIK              
To: RUFUS               
Subject: everything     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 01:45:51
Message Number 15474

Is that a common problem???? Modem vs Software???? You see, I have an 
external Zoom at home and an Internal Zoom at work. I run both PcAnywher
and Crosstalk at both places... but at work I have all kinds of problems
I'm almost sure it has more to do with the network (not to mention that 
it's a Compaq computer) than the modem. 
===========

From: KNIGHT OWL          
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 09:29:25
Message Number 15475

S> Hehehe. Village People and twisted Sister..... together they make
   "Rebels without clothes"
 
I've gotta hand it to ya Saavik, you've got a talent for getting to 
 "The naked truth" when it comes to music. *]:)
L8R!
/<night Owl
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Asst. Prophet  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:45:50
Message Number 15477

Drf>Would you like to become an assistant False Prophet...
    Indeed I would, what does it entail?
                                       No Rabbit Sacrifices please...
                                                        Thumper One
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Branding Iron  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:47:32
Message Number 15478

   Actually It Says. "Bar Y" which was the name of the Ranch it was from
It works pretty well to, ask Saavik...
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: CRYSTAL             
Subject: Branding Iron  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:49:05
Message Number 15479

C> ...You people must think I can't have sex without them.
   Did I say Sex? Sorry I just thought you'd want to Formalize your 
Claim onn a funky little Turtle. It would heal pretty quick too.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Feather dusters
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:52:13
Message Number 15480

Personally I prefer a nice Girl Covered in Angora.(SP?) Of Course Angora
Rabbits are hard to find in Florida....(sigh)
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scratches      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:55:19
Message Number 15481

 Scratches? Let me Tell you about Scratches... Gawd! I thought I'd never
heal. Mr. Heater...er I mean Mr. Steel Nows a bit about Scratches too.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Cats Flying    
Date & Time: 04/19/91 11:57:57
Message Number 15482

R> ...the frisky ones that bounce off the walls at high speeds...
   If you hang Fishing Weights from their Collars you can get Truly
AMAZING Velocity out of a feline. Just think of it as a hammer throw.
   "Woosh wooosh wooosh wooosh woooooooo*FLING!!!"
   " Zoooooooom! Ptang ROWR! Ptang ROWR! Sptang Rowr! "
   "SchwaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAACK!!! Thud. (Time to visit the Humane Society
again)"
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: M&M's          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:04:28
Message Number 15483

Dont Forget to Peel them this time. I hate it when you go into Chocolate
Imbalance, (couldn't find my shorts For THREE weeks.)
                                         Thumpy
  Oh and Tell the Mother Ship that I NEVER touched that cow. No WAY.
I dont go for Bovines. Just the Occasional Toaster.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: WHAT?!?!       
Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:06:59
Message Number 15484

S>(Saavik Looks over her Ray Bans at both of you)
    WHAT?!?! You were there! You saw it! He Almost molested me! That 
could lead to interesting PentaCon Stories.
                                                 Da' Bunny
He /IS/ a Friggin heater though...
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: really?        
Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:09:20
Message Number 15485

S> ME? Soft? Only in the head.
   Yeah right...My Elbows Say Different. Deffinately(GAWD SP!) Something
Soft around here somewhere. (Slobber) 
                                       Thumper One
  Sorry about all the Sexual Overtones, Its Mating time again.
===========

From: THUMPER ONE         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: obediance      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 12:12:52
Message Number 15486

S>...Dog obediance not wife obediance)
    Is there any difference in the Training methods?
                                             
                                     Bolting for the Warren
                                    And Bounding to the Tall grass
                                               Thumper One
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:28:17
Message Number 15487

>But nothing beats a feather duster for that...
     
   I recently acquired an ostrich feather (for a quill for calligraphy).
Hmmmm... sounds like there might be a second use for it, after all.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Say what?      
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:29:46
Message Number 15488

Well, I got into a chain link fence.  Caused a really nasty bump on
my forehead -- and the original idea for Chip.
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: why?           
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:30:52
Message Number 15489

>I still don't understand the Porcupines wading in the stream behind
>the Prophet.
      
   That one's easy. The Eternally Green stream represents the
Faith's attempt to seek out its own level: to follow gravity, where
it may lead.  The Eternally Green stream also represents purity and
clensing -- kinda sorta.  (Did you notice the toxic waste dump at the
beginning of the stream?)  The Stream is Green, for that is the color
of Lime Jello, one of our twelve Sacraments.
   Did you notice the ribbons in the porcupines' hair? There are five
kinds of porcupines in the water.  Those with the black ribbons are
the zealots of other religions, trying to snatch our porcupines from
the water.  However, these 'blackies' always forget that our True
Believers are also porcupines, and they usually get stung.  Those with
yellow ribbons are afraid to enter into the water. In every poster, at
least one points to the toxic waste dump.  The ones with blue ribbons
are those who are merely testing the waters of the Path, afraid to
float in the Mercies of Our Armadillo. (All hands, hooves, and paws 
make the sign of the Armadillo.)  Those with red ribbons can be safely
ignored, until you've dived deeper into our True Religion. But those
wearing the Four Ribbons: one white, one brown, one purple, and one
silver, are those who have learned to float upstream, and are those who
know Our Armadillo.
          
   Pop quiz question:  In our poster of the Shining Path, why is the
    sun being eclipsed?
                   The false prophet,
                     //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:43:00
Message Number 15490

>It was wonderful. Ahhhhhhhh. More more.
     
 *Ding!*          *Ding!*          *Ding!*           *Ding!*
                        //Dragonfly//
===========

From: DRAGONFLY           
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:45:20
Message Number 15491

>I don't see a problem offering it on the high school level if there
>is enough interest.
    
*Ding!*   Making religion an elective course is an excellent idea.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:49:46
Message Number 15492

Precisely my point.  I thought the idea: "Anything is okay among two
(or more) willing people" was just stretching a good point too far.
                        //Dragonfly//
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From: DRAGONFLY           
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Anything butSex
Date & Time: 04/19/91 13:50:48
Message Number 15493

>...and the Sysop (who will go unnamed) got me in chat mode and preached
> to me for 20 minutes.
     
   He wouldn't have happened to be Bryan Dayton, would he?
                        //Dragonfly//
   
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:18:09
Message Number 15494

SA? I stand corrected...."if EVERYONE INVOVLED? enjoys it, then 
SA> there's nothing worn with 'whatever' sexual practice it is. 
  
TS> Wrong. 
 
As usual, TS is referring to homosexual practices.  A subject he keeps 
'trying'to drop.  (Sometimes, I think you just like to argue about it.) 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:21:05
Message Number 15495

TS> *snort* Quite obviously you have never owned a cat....you are not 
TS> qualified to voice an opinion on the matter. 
  
Hmmmm...it seems that I tried that line of reasoning with you when it 
came to heavy metal.  The point you were trying to make to DFy about
cats is the same point I was trying to make to you about musci. 
Quite obviously you have never liked heavy metal...you are not 
qualified to vioce an opinion on the matter. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: 15000          
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:24:06
Message Number 15496

YES.  Grrrrrrrrrrr......
s
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: twisted...     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:26:26
Message Number 15497

SA> Ah! So you remember Twisted Sister????  
 
Yep!  
"We're not gonna take it!
Not, we ain't take it. 
We're not going to take it anything."
  
I think, Dee Snider?
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:28:57
Message Number 15498

No.  I don't think so. 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Scarves & You  
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:31:58
Message Number 15499

SA> They alwasy involved "livestock" 
  
Livestcok?  (shocked look!)  Gir. is there something that you're not 
telling us? 
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From: SCOTT STEEL         
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: NO CARRIER     
Date & Time: 04/19/91 14:33:12
Message Number 15500

Hmmmmph!  Grrrrr...
 
*click* 
  
NO CARRIER
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