Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
Part Nineteen of 15
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QUIZ TIME: To See what we have learned So far:

                    MOO:  the unofficial quiz
     The premise here is simple.  Everyone in this modern day, age,and
temporal span, kneads to no if you're MOO material.  What other question could
occupy the minds of such research SubGeniuses as Albert Einstein, J. Robert
Oppenheimer, and John von Neumann for THOUSANDS OF MILENNIA of sideways time
to produce a survey like this one?  Literally nothing!
     Hence my own literary skills entering the scene, on a dark and stormy
night when this was concocted.  Fill this survey out, and add up your score.
This should tell you your MOO-rating.  If it doesn't, don't worry.
Da Questions:
1)  In your own words, explain the principle of the Church of MOO.
  a)  True
  b)  False
  c)  Nun of the Above
  d)  Squid

2)  WOMBAT is:
  a)  An alien hypercomputer
  b)  A C.I.A. plot to overturn the government
  c)  A MOOist mind-game
  d)  An australian marsupial of moderate size and spicy flavour

4)  Question 3 was:
  a)  Written in invisible ink
  b)  Swallowed by a spacetime wormhole and sucked backwards through time to
the time of Atlantis, whereupon it was launched into the depths of space with
the departing continent, and finally recycled as the Colonel's secret blend of
eleven herbs and spices,lightly dusted on dead flesh
  c)  Forgotten
  d)  What question 3?

5)  Eris is:
  a)  The female form of "heir".
  b)  The Greek Goddess of discord, confusion, and hot dogs
  c)  Your friend
  d)  A giant squid named Barney
  e)  Terribly important, but reasonably forgetful

6)  wHAT'S WITH tHIS pREoCCuPAtIOn WItH SqUId?
  a)  0.00 - 4.99
  q)  5.00 - 9.76
  z)  15.2 - X.XX
  O)  Bork

7)  "BoB" is:
  a)  The saviour of the world
  b)  A vicious alien being destined to rule humanity by pain
  c)  A rather nice young nickel collection from Flin Flon
  d)  "BoB" spelled backwards

8)  The 5ulcan Things From Pods are best described by:
  a)  "Sinister, evil, surreptitious mind diseases"
  b)  "The only hope of human contact with the True Alien Mind"
  c)  "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
  d)  Using the vocal apparatus

9)  Louis Armstrong has:
  a)  Nothing to do with MOOism
  b)  A small MOOish subcult in Louisville, Kentucky
  q)  MinBLATTTership in the Universal Life Church
  z)  arms.

10) Bagels:
  Q)  Are edible
  %)  Are alien invaders with nuclear capability
  O)  Are Lucifer's servants on Pluto
  ))  Are the reincarnated form of dead MOOist saints

12)  Bork?
  a)  First there is a WOMBAT
  b)  Then there is no WOMBAT
  c)  Then there is
  d)  Nun of the above
  e)  All of the above
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Answers:
1)T  2)T  3)F  4)Y  5)N  6)Q  7)R  8)&  9)$$ 10)O  11)F  12)T
     Score one point for each incorrect answer.  For each correct answer,
multiply the correct answer by your running score, and take the square root.
Subtract this from your running shoe, multiply again by your IQ, divide by
your weight in Forbes Units, and add 6. Otherwise, subtract 3.  Add up your
score, and compare with the rating scale below.
-20 to -10:  You're definitely MOO material.  You haven't bothered
     to follow goofy MOOish dogma, catma, or anything else.  You
     sure do think for yourself, and that could cause trouble.
-9 to -1:  You're definitely MOO material.  You've got the right
     balance of "right" and "wrong" in your soul to mesh perfectly
     with the true Tao of Idiocy which is the Church of MOO.
0 to sQuId:  You're definitely MOO material.  Your calcluating
     skills are clearly influenced by the Great WOMBAT, and that
     means your brain is ALREADY OURS!


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 When it is recalled that Daath is situated at the Point of Where the
abyss bisects the Middle Pillar and that up the Middle Pillar Lies
the path of the Arrow, the Way by which consciousness goes when the
psychic arises on the planes, and that here also is Kundalini, we see that
in Daath is the secret of both generation and regeneration, the key to
the manifestation of all things through the differentiation into pairs
of Opposites and their union in a Third.
                ----Dion Fortune,
                 The Mystacal Qabalah
                 1957 A.D

(note Qabalah, sort of means, from an "Oral Tradition", not to be
confused with the Traditions of Oral Roberts, or other Mystic Cosmologys)


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 How would Donald Duck say "Fnord"?

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             Illumanation of True Erisian Theological Debates
              Excerpted from the Grand Consortium Pinacle of
               Discord Convention of Kallisti and Rum.
From:    Grinning Coyote
To:      Anaximander                            
        Subject: Gothic Discordianisticians (or sumfing)

 > Yes and I think it's about time someone else noticed, I think the
 > original discordian rock song was "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Is

Nope...try March Of The Black Queen...it was what Bohemian Rhapsody was 
fashioned after...and also by Freddie Mercury...on Queen II, Side Black. In 
fact, Queen II was truly a Discordian album...it had two sides, Black and 
White...

Of course, Matching Tie & Hankerchief was more Discordian...it had THREE 
sides, side 2A, 2B and 2C...by Monte Python...<grin>


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