
 PART FOUR OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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Today is the First day, of the Rest of your Enemys Life. Cherish it.
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Erisian Influenced, Moo Inspired, FROOT LOOPIAN HYMN:

Author:  Flog Sonata                            

Title  : Getting drunk and bugging the fuck out of you.

Now why the hell did I do that?

Alcohol claimed my soul.
Alcohol, takes its toll.
I am not a dwarf or troll,
I miss watching "Kids in the Hall",
I haven't got it on the ball,
and it's all the fault of alcohol!


Everybody sing!

Al-co-hol!
Al-co-hol!
Let's go get wasted at the mall!
Sing and get drunk and fall down in the hall,
Oh wonderous and joyous al-co-hol!

[The following is read in a soft, rough voice as people go "ooo-oooo" in the 
background...]

I was at Hellhound's party...  I got kinda fucked up.
And there was Half-Mad, his shaved head glistening in the moonlight.
And I don't know why, but like some kind of insect, I buzzed around him.
And he had the decency not to reach out and *swat* me.
Halfy, you're a gentleman and a scholar, and I dedicate this song to you.

Everybody sing!

Al-co-hol,
Al-co-hol!
We all have been in its enthrall!
We all get wasted,
We all have tasted,
the wonderous power of alcohol!

If I live to be 90, or perhaps 84,
And I learn to walk upright, 
And not crawl on the floor,
I'll dedicate my life to AA
and helping the mauled...

But I'll never...
No I'll never...
Give up......

(dramatic silence.  We're all waiting for a repeat of that word so common to 
this song.  Yet it seems the singer has passed out.  Oh well.)

------------Ancient Greeks beleived Jim Morrison Orignated this Hymm----
              they were wrong.

  FROOT LOOPS partial list of SAINTS:

St Ulik, Dean of Saints.
St Weasel, Saint of Irritating the old
St.Grape Ape, Of the Hannabarbarians
St.Emerlinger, of lingering Emurs
St.Frank-N-furter, Perfecter of a perfectly working, Transmolecular device.
St.Sherman, Saint of Mythology
St.S'wingius D'ickitius, Ancient Hittite who lived in Rome.
St.Pummice, considered self to have created froot loops, sadly mistaken.
St.Johnstone, Saint of those,without clues.
St.Cospuh, Saint of Weed.
St.Fergusin, Saint of flatulence
St.Joseph Hyde II-writer of ancient Scriptures.
St. Sanders, great Colonel, Fryer of Chickens.
St. Lance-Sacred Cat of Hungry,Impatient Pets
St.Augustine,City and home of Ripleys beleive it or not Museum and pukatorium
St.YappleDapple, Saint of Eris
St.Paper Dragon, First to Hail the Holy Loops.
St.Anixmander, Of Orlando
St. Manson, Icon of the Counter-Counter-Culture
St. Burlap, While never being in Froot loops, pretty cool despite it.
St. Half-Mad, Only half-saint, Highness of Sister faith MOO.

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The Great Poly Step-Father and Megalomodater of the FROOT LOOPIAN Faith,
is Dean Jones of Disney Fame, however he was never the same after Walt
died, and passed this honorific to none other Than John Kanash, or
Swinging Dick, whose anscestor was St. S'wingus D'ickitius.

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Remember when Flying it is best, to Tuck and Roll when you hit the
ground.

    ---Example of Deep Thought, to whit revered by the mighty of Froot
Loops. The ancient Scriptures (text files) have wisdom beyond measure
and are subject of great conjecture and discussion, by the holy and unholy
of frootLoopianism.

