CODe-A-PHONES

CODA PHONES ARE PHONES THAT ARE MESSAGE TAKING MACHINES. THEY ARE USED
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY MAKE IT EASY (VERY EASY) TO CHECK YOUR
MSG'S FROM ANYWHERE THAT HAS A PHONE AND A NON PULSE (TONE) DIALER. IT ALSO
CAN LET YOU CHANGE THE OUTGOING MSG FROM A PHONE OUTSIDE. THAT IS WHY THIS
CODA PHONE IS SO GOOD FOR HACKERS.

  TO CHECK IF A PHONE IS A CODA PHONE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS #5 ON YOUR
KEYPAD FROM THE PHONE WHILE THE OUTGOING MESSAGE IS BEING PLAYED IF
THE OUTGOING MESSAGE DOES NOT STOP THEN THAT MEANS THAT IT IS NOT A CODA
PHONE AND TO JUST GO ONTO ANOTHER NUMBER AND TRY TO FIND ANOTHER
ANSWERING MACHINE.BUT IF IT DOES BEEP AND STOPS THE OUTGOING MSG THEN SMILE
REAL BIG CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THIS PERSON WITH THE CODA PHONE IS IN FOR
HELL FOR THE NEXT WEEK (OR LONGER) OK NOW THAT YOU HAVE BROKEN THROUGH THE
MSG AND THERE IS A BEEP NOW YOU CAN DO ONE OF THE FOLOWING LEAVE A MEMO TO
THE OWNER SAYING THAT CODA PHONES SUCK DONKEY BALLS OR WHATEVER ENTERS YOUR
MIND AT THE TIME. OR YOU CAN LISTEN TO ALL HIS MSGS, ERASE THEM, AND BEST OF
ALL RE RECORD THE OUTGOING MSG. THIS IS MY FAVORATE CAUSE IT REALLY PISSES
PEOPLE OFF.THE KEYS TO HIT ARE....

#1 (NOT USED)

#2 FAST FORWARD

#3 PLAYBACK MSGS

#4 RECORD OUTGOING MSG

#5 BREAK

#6 LEAVE MEMO

!!!*** OOPS I FORGOT #1 IS USED IT IS FOR REWINDING (I DONT HAVE AN EGJWLQ BMD
I'M DOING THIS OFF MY HEAD)

  OK NOW TO RECORD OUTGOING MSGS AFTER YOU HIT #4 IT WILL BEEPL 3 TIMES THAT
MEANS AFTER THE THIRD BEEP YOU SHOULD START RECORDING THE "NEW" OUTGOING
MESSAGE. AFTER YOU'VE SAID ALL YOU'VE WANTED TO SAY THEN HIT #4 AGAIN AND IT
WILL REWIND THE OUTGOING MSG AND PLAY IT BACK FOR YOU. IF IT SOUNDS GOOD
THEN JUST HANG UP BUT IF NOT JUST HIT #4 AGAIN AND RE-RECORD IT. A LOT OF
TAPES HAVE ABOUT A TWO SECOND LEADER ON THEM SO IF YOU HEAR A BLANK SPOT
RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE RECORDING JUST RE-RECORD AND WAIT WHATEVER TIME LENTH
THAT YOU HEARD BLANK.

WELL LIKE I SAID I DONT HAVE AN EDITOR AND I FORGOT ABOUT THE CODES THAT CODA
PHONES USE. SO LOOK BACK A SEC AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT #5 TO BREAK IN?
WELL RIGHT AFTER YOU BREAK IN THERE IS A THREE DIGIT CODE TO AVOID HAVING ALL
CODA PHONES TO BE TAMPERED WITH BUT WHAT THEY DID THAT WAS STUPID IS THAT
THEY ONLY HAVE 16 DIFFERANT CODES AND THEY ALL FIT IN A STRING TOGETHER SO
THATYOU ONLY HAVE TO ENTER AT THE MOST 19 NUMBERS. THE WHOLE CODE IS...

159624708214098357

  NOW THE FIRST CODE OF COURSE IS 159 AND THE SECOND CODE IS 596 THE THIRD
IS 962 AND SO ON...

I WOULD POST NUMBERS THAT I KNOW ARE CODA PHONES BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THEY
ARE MIGHTY PISSED AT ME AND THEY WANT MY ASS BAD AND THEY JUST MAY BE ABLE
TO FIND OUT WHO I AM.

  THE BEST PLACE TO FIND CODA PHONES IS IN YOU PHONE BOOK UNDER DOCTOR
LAWYER DENTIST AND SUCH JOBS THAT NEED MSG TAKING MACHINES. TRY THEM AT NIGHT
BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO CATCH THEM AT THE OFFICE. OTHER PLACES OF INTREST
ARE PUBLIC LIBRARYS (THEIR PHONES SOMETIMES HAVE CODA PHONES(AFTER
CLOSING ONLY))

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