



The Chaos R.P.G
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The Most successful Sub on The Lost Resort

Started on August 27th, 1988


This will be an ACCURATE accout of what transpired on the Lost Resort's
Dungeons & Dragons R.P.G which led to the formation of the Chaos R.P.G.







-- RESPONSE # 1 --
By STEX-LR11
On Sat Aug 27, 1988  3:21 PM



     Coiuud you give us a little
better description Predator?  Like
what's south, north, etc.  Is this a
gate to a town or is it the castle were
we are supposed to be crushed(ahemmm!)?
Anyway until I get that info my guy 
(who isn't created yet) will sit down
and pick wildflowers by the side of the
road.


                          Stex


-- RESPONSE # 2 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Sun Aug 28, 1988  4:07 PM

I stop people on the street, give them
a flower, tell them my name, and ask
them where the bar is...

                  Bloodaxe


-- RESPONSE # 3 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Tue Aug 30, 1988  1:12 AM

Oh SHIT! we have one of those HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you PEASANTS! DM's good GOD!
what is this world coming to?! his application sure looked sane! Dammit ANYWAY!
I suppose i will play along.. I hang around King Poseidon.. Why not.. I punch
every person I see with a flower in the schnozz and say "Good Day!"



-- RESPONSE # 4 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Tue Aug 30, 1988 10:07 PM

     I drop to my hands and knees and
start sniffing around and leaking on 
trees.  Oh and any cats that I happen
to see I think I'll chase...


     SpoT

s



-- RESPONSE # 5 --
By STEX-LR11
On Wed Aug 31, 1988 7:57 PM


    I pick a flower, put it in my hair,
get into a yoga position and start 
chanting


   Stex


-- RESPONSE # 6 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Wed Aug 31, 1988  9:53 PM


Well, I said it zand I MEAN it, I will punch ANYONE with a flower...

I lob a punch at stex's face, (mabye THIS will get this slow sub going) he
falls out of his yoga position, and I continue following poseidon and punching 
anyone he gives a flower to.


-- RESPONSE # 7 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Thu Sep  1, 1988  3:01 PM


I give a flower to cronus...


                  KP



-- RESPONSE # 8 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Fri Sep 2, 1988 12:37 PM


     Seeing how still that Stex is
lying I bark and run over and leak on
his unconcious form.
     Then I see Cronus fighting with
himself (Gee, he's winning too!) so I
start biting at his ankle..
     I think I think that I'm a pit
bull!

     
     SpoT



-- RESPONSE # 9 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Sat Sep  3, 1988  3:57 PM


I am now in the OUCH! midst OOOH! of SHIT! Battle with FUCK! myself THUD!


wow! damn! ok I am now thouroghly beaten up, now I kick SpoT offa me, and I
trip KP for the nice thing I did. as I pass by SteX I kick him a few times..


-- RESPONSE # 10 --
By STEX-LR11
On Sat Sep 3, 1988 10:06 PM


     "More, more!", shouts I!  I crawl
around after Cronus groveling, and 
whining for more pain......


Stex



-- RESPONSE # 11 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Sun Sep  4, 1988  4:21 PM


I start to build a giant temple
out of wild flowers...

then I will worship it..


                      BloodAxe!


-- RESPONSE # 12 --
By TIMEHOPPER-LR34
On Sun Sep  4, 1988 10:16 PM


As KP begins to worship, I emerge out
of the top of the temple.  Timehopper
has arrived, so the adventure can now
begin.  (once mr. DM rolls me a 
character, that is... I AM GOD.
THEREFORE I MUST BE AT LEAST 2 LEVELS
HIGHER THAN KP, cuz he was worshipping
me.  Keep that in mind.



-- RESPONSE # 13 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Mon Sep  5, 1988  6:02 PM



     I quickly teleport from the Chaos
sub back to here, just long enough to
HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOOOOOWWWWW your
temple in! Then I grab Cronus' ankle
and rip it off.
     Then I quickly teleport to my 
field yelling, "I'm mightier than The
Diplomat so I guess MY character should
be 2 levels above HIM!


     SpoT


-- RESPONSE # 14 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Tue Sep  6, 1988  5:46 PM


well, just go ahead and deface my
temple you mindless, smelly, knee
biter!!!


I grow and grow until I am 
2.066*10^23 inches tall...
then I grow 2 extra arms, and
5 more eyes...


after that I fart on spot, and puke in
Timehopper...


and then shave my head, and beleave
that I am a Buddest priest...


                Bloodaxe,
                 the freindly!


-- RESPONSE # 15 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Tue Sep  6, 1988  7:09 PM


(Guess I'll post here since KP seems to
have brought me back from my peaceful
field!)
     Well, FIRST I renew my deoderant
to rid myself of KP's stench.  Then I
walk over to him and take a leak on his
shaved head.
     "MEDITATE ON THAT ASS HOLE!!!!"
     Then I go to have a brief 'god
Meeting' with Diplomat and try and 
strike an alliance with him.


Our slogan: The Gods HATE buddhist 
monks!!!!
(Hey, we're Gods we can beep if we
wanna!)

     OH and THEN I bite off Cronus'
OTHER foot so that he won't be able to
chase me (not that it would even be a 
close race...).  ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP!
That last paragraph was just put into
PAST tense so you can't do a thing
about it!!!(this is a Godly power and
only me and Diplomat have it although
we can only use it once a week...gotta
have SOME limitations!)

     DOOM

P.S. I'm beginning to like ripping
off people's sign off's! My current
list of reppee's: Cronus
                  KP
           And now, SLEEPER!!!
Who will be next???


P.S.S. Cronus and KP will STILL be
hearing from my lawyer any day now...


-- RESPONSE # 16 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Tue Sep  6, 1988  7:14 PM

     Oh, BTW, I'd just like to say that
I can get away with all of this 'cause
your sign off's arn't Copywrited like
mine...Of course I can (C) then for
you...Free for the first user or two...


     DooM


-- RESPONSE # 17 --
By TIMEHOPPER-LR34
On Tue Sep  6, 1988 10:22 PM


With that refreshing puke in my 
system. I continue to grow to the size
of the planet. first I squash kp
(killing him)  then I go destroy the
whole adventure.  From all those kills,
I gain vast experience and become
all-powerful and undefeatable  The
adventure is now over, and we need a
new subop who will get this damn game
going.=



 TTTTT  H   H  EEEEE
   T    H   H  E
   T    HHHHH  EEEEE
   T    H   H  E
   T    H   H  EEEEE




                            END!!!


Timehopper the great!


-- RESPONSE # 18 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Wed Sep  7, 1988  5:41 PM


            Epilogue
            --------



     Doomer managed to escape this
massive carnage returning to his field
on the Chaos sub...


     DooM (c)



--- RESPONSE # 19 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Wed Sep  7, 1988  7:59 PM


and with tottal grace BloodaxE re-forms
himself into a void for where he
broadcast random slanderous messages to
the universe...



-- RESPONSE # 21 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Thu Sep  8, 1988  7:15 PM


The soul of Cronus is carried by the solar winds until it reacges the Chaos
Sub, where it posesses the current Cronus-Figure there,

meanwhile Doom's Lawyer reincarnates as a mole on KP's butt.


-- RESPONSE # 21 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Thu Sep  8, 1988 8:14 PM

     BUT! luckily MY PLASTIC SURGEON is
able to remove MY LAWYER from Kp's butt
and using his near-godly skills gives
him a normal human body.

             THE
              END
             OF THE
            EPILOGUE
            --------


      DooM (c)  <--YES the OFFICIAL
      SIGN-OFF of the 1988 Olympics!

