Ú$$$$S@, Ú$$$$S@, Ú$$S@, Ú$$S@, , Ú$$$$S@,  $$°$$"$$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$$$°$$ $$$$$$ s$ $$$$$$$$$  $$$$$g$$$ ý. `"ý"' `"ýýý"' $$$$$$s" $$$$ $$$$  $$$$$$$ý' `ý@Ss,, $bgggd$ $$°$$$"s $$$$ $$$$ oc  $$$$$ ,@Sg&$°$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$ $ $°$$g$$$$  `"ý$ `ý&$$$$ý' `$$$$$' `$$$$' `ý `ý$$$$$ý'  `+, ,+` `+, ,+`  ``` < p s i k o t i k ! > ``` [---- --- -- - - anudda introdukshun : organized chaos THIS PORTION OF PSIKOTIK IS BEST VIEWED IN RESOLUTION 80x25. Is it me, or have I done all the ascii's for this damned mag? Heh.. Come on, you talented people.. I need ascii's, even ansi's, to put in psikotik. You'll be recognized worldwide! Well.. not QUITE worldwide, but pretty close. Teehee. Anyway.. This is the articles section. It's practically blank right now. Well, when YOU read it, it might NOT be blank, but right now, while I write this, it is. So bite me. [---- --- -- - - bbsing today--what's it worth? : organized chaos Jeah. Long title. Step do dat shit, bitch. Now, I'm not going to jump into some bigass ol' article about how the scene sucks. This article is about pEEdEE bbsing. Yeah, I still do on occasion, but lately, I've lost my purpose. Pretty much all I call (in ANY scene) are Daydream Nation, The Blast Furnace, iNK!, Alcoholiday, and Enemy Unknown. I'm just not the kind of dewd who calls eight million bbses a day. Anyway, back on topic. PD BBSing is dead in my eyes. At least, in this area code (573), it is. The only "kewl" pd sysops took down their boards, or moved away. Or both. Locally, I call two boards, when I'm "bored". Heh. Bored, board. Funny. Well, like I said. I only call two boards--and the local inter- net provider, but that doesn't count as a bbs. One of the local boards is for literature interests, the other is just for when I wanna post about nothing. The point of this short-ass little article was to inform you that all you peoplez out there need to exert more power to enhance the scene. There is a lot of fighting and bickering about who's better at ansi, etc. etc. It just pisses me off. Everyone should shut their trap and do this: If your AC sucks, but there ARE hpavct boards there, stop complaining about them and HELP THEM OUT. Then, your AC's flavah will grow, and it won't suck anymore. If you don't run a board, help those that do. If you complain and bitch, I'm going to find where you live and stick a crowbar up yore ass. Have a nice day. ;) [---- --- -- - - The new world order : organized chaos You know what? I've discovered who the next ruler of our tiny planet will be. It's the Kool-Aid guy. Just hear me out, ok? Alright. First off, have you seen the commercials? He has hundreds upon thousands of loyal followers-- KIDS, who are gonna teach THEIR kids to worship Mr. Kool-Aid--that will do pretty much anything he says, as long as he supplies them with Kool-Aid. Guess what. He can't run out of Kool-Aid. He's made of the shit! I think that, near the year 2010, millions of loyal Kool-Aid followers are going to storm capitals around the world, and give supreme rule to Mr. Kool-Aid. I might be crazy, but hey. YOU are gonna be suprised when that fat, jolly pitcher of red fluid bites your head off. I'm not. If you have enjoyed my little outlook on life, then.. good. My purpose with this article was merely to amuse you. If this stuff actually happens, then I think I'm going crazy. Well, later. [---- --- -- - - nAH!'s lookin' for members : organized chaos Woowoo. 'Nother long title. :) Anyway.. can you guess what this art- icle's about?! If you can't, get help, damnit. Call 1-800-CHARTER. Ok.. well, as the TITLE suggests, nAH! (new age hackers) is looking for a way to expand its memberage. Memberage.. hmm.. well, anyway. There aren't really any re- quirements, except that you have to prove a little about how much you know. We're not going to be accepting wanna-bes. I mean--we're new at this, too. But at least we know our shit. We read Phrack, 40Hex, all that. Ok, back to the subject. If you wish to join nAH!, email: tboyd02@mail.coin.missouri.edu dhombs@mail.coin.missouri.edu ccollin1@mail.coin.missouri.edu or call Morbid Infatuation at 1-573-446-4427, NUP: legendary. In your message, include creditentials, why ou want to join, personal info such as your name and age, male or female, and some other comments and shit. Either that, or you could do it the easy way.. instead of deciding what do write all by your lonesome, download NAH!-APP.ZiP, unzip, run the proggie, and figger it out on your own fromm there. Your application will be reviewed by whoever you send it to. Lemme tell you who in the hell those internet email addresses would send a message to. tboyd02 is me, Organized Chaos, dhombs is Gibson, and ccollin1 is Cyberplague. Oooh. you can almost figger out our last names, and you know our first initial. Whoop dee doo dah day. We hope this will include our roster, so that the group can flower into the next band of Phiber Optiks. Later, y'all. [---- --- -- - - upcoming nAH! projects : organized chaos Alright. I'll get down to it. Right now, we're working on a BOX of our own.. we're gonna call it the SOAPBOX. You know, like a SOAPBOX derby, or something. It could include a REDBOX and a LINEMAN'S HANDSET, and some other shit. It's gotta be easy to build, though. nAH! is looking for phreakers right now, but we may need a shitload of hackers later, so don't lose your spirits, childrenz. Well, back to the projects. Hehe. Ok--Gibson and Cyberplague are currently developing a program for Novell networks called "NOPEEK". What it would do is.. if someone PEEKed on you, all they would get is a black screen. Pretty cool, eh. Welperz, that's all we're working on for right now. Gotta go y'all. Cyew later. [---- --- -- - - this issue : organized chaos Well, so far, folks, this issue is all me. No one else has contributed jack sheeot. Eh. There's always next issue. I think I've written quite a bit for one month. How 'bout you? Oh yeah.. NO ONE ELSE WROTE, DAMNIT!.. .. Argh. Anyway, I'm releasing, nevertheless. I'm afraid, however, if I go another month with zero articles written by anyone but I, the mag will have to go. I mean.. what's the point, if no one contributes, which must mean nobody writes. Yeesh. Well, right now, I'm typing this on a laptop, on my way to Houston, to visit someone. Lovely little piece of machinery. Too bad I'm only borrowing it. Ok.. back to the point. CONTRIBUTE FOR NEXT ISSUE! I'll take ascii's, ansi's, articles, ANYTHING! Even if you wanna friggin' lay the format for April's mag, go right ahead. But check with me first on that last one, okay, folks? [---- --- -- - - end of part 3 / end of mag SAUCE00part 3 : articles psiko kr3w psikotik 19960316tP„