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 Fill this out and you're guaranteed to be accepted!  Once you're done,
 e-mail it to jwapienn@pla-net.net and I'll send you your distro site packet!

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 Why do you want to be a distro site?

        [ ] I'm a communist doing research on American thinking
        [ ] I'm a stupid hippie and don't realize you're making fun of me
        [ ] I'm a hippie living in a democratic Russia, and hate it
        [ ] I'm an overthrown Tzar and also do not like communists
        [ ] Because the name makes me chuckle
        [ ] I wet my pants in the third grade
        [ ] I like to ride horses bareback
        [ ] Sometimes I wonder...
        [ ] Life sucks -- so I bought a fuckin' helmet

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 What is your favorite RAD article?  Who is your favorite writer?

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 Would you say RAD has improved lately?

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 Where did you get your first issue of RAD?

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 And you are...?

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 And you run what BBS?        And its been running for how long?

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 File/message base orientation? (text, warez, art, hpavc)

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 BBS number/nup?              City, State?

 :: xxx-xxx-xxxx % xxx        :: xxxx, xx

 Your e-mail address?

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 What are in your pockets right now?

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 "Yes," or "no" questions

 Is the Fonz cool?

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 Is it Kraft "Macaroni & Cheese"?

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 Communism, Socialism, and all other "ism"s are horrible ways to govern,
 correct?

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 Whales are the biggest mammals on earth, and hippies are the dumbest, right?

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 Finish these sentences:

 Saddam Hussein is a
 Mercuri is a
 Handle likes to
 Phorce's favorite television show is
 TMM's favorite deviant sexual activity is

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