How To Piss Off Your Neighbor
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Written By: GKiller
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1. Take a piss on there house
2. Take a bottle of pee and leave on there door
3. Take dog poop and throw it on there door
4. Take a Rat and throw it inside of there open window
5. Take some spray paint and spray something rude on there house
6. Take some pie and throw it at there house
7. Throw some eggs at there house
8. Toliet Paper there house
9. Take your hose and turn it on then leave your host on your neighbors property
10. Have your kid take a squirt gun and squirt the neighbor/neighbor's kid/neighbor's house/neighbor's car
11. Take some chalk and write obscene things on there property
12. Tell everyone that your neighbor's are racist
13. Put a ad in the pennysaver that there is a indoor sale and when people come they will knock/open door of your neighbor's house
14. Put a ad in pennysaver saying that your neighbor's are giving away free computers
15. Put your neighbor's phone number on the internet
16. Goto some stupid website that needs you to enter your phone number in (telemarketer sites) and then neighbor's will get telemarkter calls
17. Have your local gang members, trash your neighbor's house for 20 bucks/less/higher
18. Break your neighbor's window with a baseball or some sort of hard object/ run away dont get caught when neighbor finds broken window they cant blame you
19. Take Alkerselzer and throw it on your neighbor's lawn
20. Take Alkerselzer and feed it too neighbor's dog/cat (oh boy it sure will smell like fart!)
21. Find Your Neighbor's water line and just cut it (warning dont be a dumbass and cut the power you will get shocked!)
22. Feed There Dog/Cat posion (oh poor lil doggy/kitty)
23. Get some roachs and earworms and place in bag/paper then throw in neighbor's window(inside of house)/on lawn/on porch/near there door/inside of there mailbox
24. Get some candy gooey crap and throw it/drip it on there lawn/porch/house!
25. Get some honey lots of it and throw it all over there lawn/house (boy those bee's will sure come!)
26. Take some gooey stuff and put it on there door knobs/car door knobs
27. Take some strong glue and put it on there door knobs/car door knobs
28. Get some caulk and caulk your neighbor's door shut! (heehee boy it sure will be stuck they really get pissed off)
29. Get some caulk and caulk your neighbor's window all over write something mean (heh nothing hard to take off a window is caulk!)
30. Get some nails and place them upside on your neighbor's stairs and near neighbor's tire when they go pop goes there tire make sure to get nail in/under car
31. Take some porno and place it all around the neighbor's house oh boy when people see all the porn they will judge your neighbor's!
32. Take a picture of your neighbor then cut there head off of picture and place on a porno picture then print copys of it, give to people etc...
33. Call the cops on your neighbor's, tell the police that your neighbor's have been blasting there music loud all night long! (and police will make a record on them)
34. Report your neighbor's to the cops, anonmous way, saying that there doing illegal stuff or something...
35. Blast your music hell of loud, if you know what music they hate play it and blast it (be warned: they can call cops on you this time!, haha)
36. Get someone to freestyle a tape saying stuff about your neighbor for example (saying there name is a bla bla bla) this and that then play the tape a lil loud
37. Eat lots of gum now spit it on neighbors porch/step's/near house/near car/put on car! think of twisted ways you can do with gum the legal way heehee..
38. Get your keys/nail/somethink sharp and scratch something on your neighbor's car scratch there doors/windows/etc...
39. Write a sick twisted letter to neighbor's but keep it anonmous!
40. Write a death threat letter to neighbor's
41. Write a letter telling them that someone else is trying to kill them!
42. Write a fake bill letter using your computer! to your neighbor's
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Written On: 7:56 PM 6/2/2003
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