			***Stuff To Do At School***
				3:38 AM 7/9/99


LETS ALL ADMIT IT SCHOOL SUCKS, SO YOU'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT
A FUN HELLHOLE FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AND HERE AR SOME IDEAS TO HELP YOU OUT
         (SORRY FOR SOME OF THE SPELLING MISTAKES IM REALLY TIRED)



*PUT A SMOKE BOMB UNDER SOME ONE ELSE'S LUNCH TABLE

*SELL OREGANO TO POT HEADS (DON'T TRY THIS WITH PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW CAN KICK YOUR ASS)

*FOR A SHAVING CREAM BOMB (TO PUT ANYWHERE YOU WANT NOT JUST SCHOOL. McD ANYONE?) BUY SOME REALLY
CHEAP SHAVING CREAM AND SHAKE IT FOR LIKE 15 MINS. THEN HAMMER A NAIL UPWARDS ON THE SIDE NEAR THE
BOTTOM. WHEN YOU GET TO THE TARGET PULL THE NAIL OUT AND WATCH IT SPIN.

*MAKE PEOPLE REALLY WONDER BY COMING IN WITH DIFFERENT (AND WILD) HAIR VERY OFTEN USING TEMP HAIR DYE AND 
HOLD PRODUCTS. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.  (GET THE BEST RESULTS IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON DOES THIS)

*WEAR ALOT OF METAPHORIC NOVELTY SHIRTS (IF THEY ASK TELL THEM WHAT IT LITERALLY MEANS)

*PUT A STRAY JACKET ON AND TAPE SOMETHING ON THE BACK LIKE CLINCLY MAD OR SOMETHING AND YELL AT YOUR
TEACHER YOU AND SCREEM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF LESONS.

*TAPE A PORN PIC(MAKE SURE IT'S TATSEFUL OF YOULL GET IN REAL TROBLE) ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR 
LOCKER AND BE HAVE THE MOST POPULAR LOCKER IN SCHOOL.
(IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT AND ITS TASTEFUL THAT IT WAS IN THE NAME OF ART OR SOMTHING )

*IF YOU HAVE A TEACHER THAT KEEPS VIDEOS THAT ARE TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW IN THE VCR AND YOUR THERE LAST
CLASS THEN SWAP THE TAPE TO A PORNO FLICK FFED TO THE BEST PART	

*IF YOUR SCHOOL HAS VENDING MACHINES THEN STICK A RAG OR CLOTH UP THE COIN RETURN SLOT OUT OF SIGHT BUT 
SO YOU CAN REACH IT TO YOU WAIT 2 OR 3 DAYS AND PULL OUT THE RAG AND THE CHANGE WILL COME OUT.

*SPLICE IN TO THE SCHOOLS PHONE NETWORK AND HIDE IN A REMOTE PLACE. GET FREE PHONE CALLS AND USE THERE
INTERCOM SYSTEM

*IF YOU HAVE A HANDHELD CB YOU CAN MESS UP THE BUS ROUTES OR YELL OBCANE WORDS IN EM BEFORE AND AFTER SCHOOL.

*ON YOUR SCHOOL COMPUTERS TELL THEM YOU HELP SO THAT THEY HAVE TO USE THERE ADMIN NAME AND LOOK AT THE KEY
BOARD FOR THE PW, THEY TYPE IN THEY USUALLY THINK YOUR STUPID OR THERE REALLY CARELESS SO IT WONT REALLY HARD. ONCE YOU GOT THE PW
YOU CAN MESS AROUND WITH THE NETWORK

*PUT SHIT ON DOOR KNOBS AND WATCH THEY FUNN.

*1 MIN BEFORE PASSING PIRID PUT SUPER GLUE ON THE LOCKER HANDLES(CUT CLASS OR ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO GET THERE EARLY)

*STEAL SOMEONES BOOKS AND GLUE OR WIPE CREAM MOST OF THE PAGES TOGETHER THEN RETURN THE BOOK.(WHEN HE OPENS THE BOOK PEOPLE'LL THAT HE JACKED
OFF IN HIS BOOK, ITS REALLY FUNNY IF HES IN YOUR CLASS)

*MAKE UP YOUR OWN THEME DAYS AND EVEN SEND OUT REAL FLYERS FOR IT

*WHEN THE SCINCE TEACHER ISN'T AROUND LIGHT ALL THE GAS JETS ON FIRE

*CALL IN BOMB TREATS AND GET A CUPLE OF HOURS OF OR EVEN DAYS.(YOU MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THE DAYS AT THE END OF SCHOOL)

*START A FIRE IN THE GARBGE CAN

*TAKE SOMEONES BOOKS OR THERE BAG AND THROW IT IN THE GARBIGE WHEN THERE NOT LOOKING. DENY EVERYTHING

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