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| Hybridos Guide To Suicide           |
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| Assistance: Razor                   |
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I knew that somebody was going to read this crap. Well.. Like we all know, suicide
IS the final solution to everything. I do not encourage anybody to commit suicide
or anyhow find pleasure in hurting anybody.. So I will not be held responsible for
the deaths of any of you suckers out there.. This is just a purely fictional file
for the new millennium.. Happy suicide, Hybrido!


METHODS OF GOiNG TO THE OTHER SiDE
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Like you should already know, there are many ways to leave this world of cruelty
right at this point.. Many of them cause pain and a horrible mess to clean up..
Others make you choke for a long time and die quietly.. Choose yours and do the
world a favour..!


  1. FiREARMS
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  These nifty bastards cause about 60% of all male suicides. Maybe the most easiest
  way of letting everything go.. And the fastest.. But think of the mess, god damn
  it! The police will have a horrible mess to clean up, pieces of brains everywhere
  and pieces of cranium hanging from the wall..
  The most effective way of using a firearm is to point the barrel into your mouth,
  up to your brains.. One shot should be enough.. But remember to use some weapon
  with a big caliber, or with bad luck you will be sitting in the hospital as a
  vegetable.. Or just use a shotgun and go visit Cobain and Dead of Mayhem..


  2. SLASHiNG THE WRiSTS
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  What a way to go.. This should not be too painful if you know what you are doing..
  If you should happen to have a medicine that makes your arm feeling numb, inject
  that stuff near your wrist.. If you do not have narcotics, take a bucket with ICE
  COLD water and LOTS of ice.. Double the ice.. Hold your arm in that bucket until
  you feel nothing (about one hour).. Then get a razor blade and make three cuts..

    2.1 At the transition of your wrist, right accross..
    2.2 At a 45 degree angle cutting down from the left to the right, accross the
        first cut..
    2.3 From the center of the transition, down to you arm, as long as you feel no
        pain everything is good..

  You should have 6-10 minutes of life left, do whatever you want, but don't spoil
  your attempt by anybody..


  3. MEDiCiNE COMBiNED WiTH ALCOHOL
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  Some say this is the most "romantic" way of leaving.. I would not agree with
  that.. ;) Take some sleeping pills and a couple of shots of hard liquor (like
  whiskey / vodka / rum) and combine them.. Pour down a couple of shots, when
  you start to feel numb in the whole body, empty the whole pack of sleeping
  pills (just to ensure everything ;)..


  4. AUTO-DECAPiTATiON CAR
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  This may sound silly, but it appeared somewhere in the news in the year 1993...
  First you need access to a car and a LOOOoong rope.. Or a FAAAAaast car and a
  long rope.. The basic idea is to tie the other end of the rope to a really
  solid object and the other one to your neck.. Open up the car-window and lead
  the rope through the window, and around your neck.. Remember to use a safety
  belt and gas off as fast as you can.. When the end of the rope comes, it should
  basically rip off your head, but at least it should break your neck pretty bad ;)


  5. iS THiS REALLY "THE END"?
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  Of course there are other methods of ending your life.. Like jumping off a
  building or hopping in front of a train.. They should be pretty quick
  methods for ending your life.. BUT REMEMBER: Even if suicide is one solution
  for ending your life, I do not think it is the right one.. Facing the own
  problems, may be difficult for some, but it is the only true way of solving
  things.. Hope you enjoyed this file, and read other files from Hybrido..

-NO CARRiER-