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                     cultivated by Chocolate Milk Enema



  Return-path: <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 14:28:25 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Lots of things!
  To: <somepoorasshole>@aol.com
  Cc: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal

  Hello! My name is Eduardo (Edward), I'm brazilian and I'm 13. I'm looking
  for new friendships and I think you can be my friend! Send me a message
  and teel me about you! We can be great friends!

  Bye! I wait your answer.

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br




  Return-path: <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 14:24:51 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Lots of things!
  To: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal

  Hello! I'm brazilian and I'm looking for new friendships. I think you can
  be my friend, what do you think??? Send me a message, OK??? Teel me where
  you are from, how old you are, etc... Bye, bye!!!

  I wait your message.

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br

                                     ---
                    Don't ever fucking write to me again.
                                   Signed,
                                     ---



  Return-path: <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Sun, 16 Mar 1997 17:24:21 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Lots of things!
  To: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal


  Hello!!! I think I don't understand you very well... I think you accept
  my idea of our friendship, am I not right??? So, I wanna know:

  *What's your name???
  *Where are you from???
  *Where do you live???
  *How old are you???

  That's it!!! Bye.

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br



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  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Fri, 21 Mar 1997 11:36:23 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Lots of things!
  To: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal


  Hey! Do you remember me? I'm that guy, who want to be your friend,
  remember? I only wanna know one thing: WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY
  FRIEND?
  My English isn't VEEEEEEEEERYYYYY WELL, but... I know how to comunicate.

  Write me!

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br


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                  Stop writing to me. You may think this is
                          fun/funny, but it's not.
                                   Signed,
                                     ---

  Return-path: <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Sat, 22 Mar 1997 17:30:30 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Why???
  To: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal

  Why don't you want to be my friend??? Thank you very much for your
  atention, OK? You are VERY thing!!!!!!!! What education, eh?

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br



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  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Sat, 22 Mar 1997 17:33:54 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Why???
  To: <Me, again>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal

  Why don't you wanna be my friend??? Thank you very much for your
  atention, OK? You are VERY thin!!!!!!!!! What education you have, eh?

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br


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                    What the hell are you talking about?
                                   Signed,
                                     ---

  Return-path: <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Sun, 23 Mar 1997 13:46:39 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Forget me!
  To: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal

  Look, now: Do you know who don't want to be your friend? Me! Now, that's
  me, OK? Forgete me. What education you have, eh? You are never going to
  have friends! Bye.


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                               Good. Go away.
                                     ---


  From www.netcard.com.br:

    [Read] Reading the card

               [INLINE] Happy Easter (It's Easter in Brazil!)
   Hi! I'm just writing you because it's Easter in Brazil! And I want to
    tell you: HAPPY EASTER. I'm awfully sorry... I only want to be your
                       friend, nothing more... Bye...
                         Bye... Please, answer me.


             This card was sent by eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br.


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                       I don't want to be your friend.
                                   Signed,
                                     ---


  Return-path: <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Return-path: eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br
  Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 14:46:00 -0300
  From: Eduardo Biz <eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br>
  Subject: Thanks.
  To: <Me>
  X-MSMail-Priority: Normal

  Thanks for your atention... If you meet somebody want to have new
  friendships from others countrys of the world, tell me.

  Eduardo Biz.
  eduardobiz@nutecnet.com.br

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                          The rather poignant End.
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