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Start of VVrath buffer: Thu Mar 22 17:24:44 2001
Session Ident: VVrath (god@ACAB61F2.ipt.aol.com)
<VVrath> Why are you behaving like this?
<Cuebiz> behaving like what?
<Cuebiz> please help me.
<Cuebiz> iam a manic depressant
<Cuebiz> and you people are discriminating me for 
  being that way.
<Cuebiz> why?
<Cuebiz> WHY?
<Cuebiz> WHY?
<VVrath> people come to #depression because they are 
  having problems, it is not fair to mock them in 
  this way.
<Cuebiz> iam not mocking anyone.
<Cuebiz> do you know what a manic depressant is?
<VVrath> I'm sure you find yourself extremely 
  amusing.
<VVrath> And the term is 'manic depressive'
<Cuebiz> and you people think that I can help it 
  that Iam on the "high" end now.
<Cuebiz> tomorrow I kill my dorky self and then 
  blame it on the people in Undernet's #depression
<VVrath> That would be selfish. At the end of the 
  day, we are responsible for our own actions, 
  whether carried out under an 'abnormal' mind state 
  or not.
<Cuebiz> excuse me for not attending a proper 
  english class.
<VVrath> ?
<Cuebiz> I was to busy listening to Marilyn Manson 
  talk about fucking animals.
<Cuebiz> I have a chemical imbalance in my brain.
<Cuebiz> and you people kicked me from #depression
<Cuebiz> you are all fucking mean.
<Cuebiz> mean
<Cuebiz> people
<Cuebiz> invite me back you bastard!
<VVrath> If you seriously want to talk to someone 
  about how you feel, you will need to moderate your 
  behaviour. If you truly wish to seek help you 
  should be able to mangage that.
<Cuebiz> iam sorry dammit.
<Cuebiz> but i always type like this you asshol.e
<Cuebiz> i can't help it.
<VVrath> Sadly, I am unable to remove the ban on 
  your IP address. you may wish to appeal to a 
  moderator, like qrtmare and argue your case.
<Cuebiz> my older sister is schizophrenic, and so is 
  my father.
<Cuebiz> does that mean I MAY have it later in life 
  too?
<Cuebiz> i dont want to argue my fucking case!
<Cuebiz> are you depressed?
<VVrath> I am not an expert on mental disorders, 
  merely someone who wants to help. You may be best 
  off consulting a doctor.
<Cuebiz> are you depressed?
<Cuebiz> do you fuck animals?
<VVrath> sometimes.
<VVrath> No, I don't fuck animals.
<Cuebiz> i know. its good isn't it.
<Cuebiz> you dont have to hide it with me.
<Cuebiz> your secret is safe with me.
* Cuebiz winks at VVrath
<VVrath> Polite notice: Sadly VVrath has decided he 
  no longer thinks it appropriate to continue this 
  conversation. Goodbye.
<Cuebiz> dont you ever see a stuffed animal at the 
  circus and think to yourself, "man, that tiger 
  looks good".
<Cuebiz> come on man.
End of VVrath buffer    Thu Mar 22 17:24:44 2001


Start of |C| buffer: Tue Mar 06 02:39:47 2001
Session Ident: |C| (dude@ch-859.adsl-fr-03.pacificglobal.net)
<Cuebiz> do0d~!
<|C|> yo
<Cuebiz> that girl Sunisa took her page down.
<|C|> hehehehehe
<Cuebiz> and she abondoned her board.
<Cuebiz> hehe.
<Cuebiz> and she changed her phone number.
<|C|> damn
<|C|> i bet she feels really bad
<Cuebiz> she's afraid.
<|C|> i bet she has cried many times
<Cuebiz> now that you put it that way, iam feeling 
  bad.
<Cuebiz> :(
<|C|> yeah dude
<|C|> did she deserve it?
<Cuebiz> well, she gave my friend herpes.
<Cuebiz> i guess.
<Cuebiz> maybe.
<Cuebiz> kinda.
<|C|> did she know she was doing that?
<Cuebiz> :(
<Cuebiz> no
<Cuebiz> Iam gonna cry.
<|C|> that was very wrong what you guys did
<|C|> ohewell hehe
<|C|> cant undo shit
* Cuebiz cries.
<Cuebiz> but, it was fun.
<|C|> you should email her
<|C|> hehe i bet
<Cuebiz> Dear Sunisa,
<Cuebiz> hehe, she didn't give my friend herpes. but, 
  she did give a do0d herpes.
<|C|> hehehehe
<Cuebiz> found it in a journal entry.
<Cuebiz> Dear Sunisa ....
<Cuebiz> Iam sorry I called you diease infested.
<Cuebiz> disease.
<Cuebiz> crap, i can't spell when Iam sad.
<|C|> awe man
<|C|> forget it
<Cuebiz> Iam also sorry for the following:
<Cuebiz> 1. Putting your head on a fat naked ladies 
  body and sending it to your father.
<|C|> dayamn
<Cuebiz> 2. calling up your house at 2:45am and 
  asking for you.
<Cuebiz> 3. sending people to take pictures of your 
  house so we could sell it in the newspaper.
<Cuebiz> 4. harassing you on your board and getting 
  my friends involved.
<Cuebiz> with all these things said, I would really 
  want to know if we could discuss this over a dinner 
  and a blowjob.
<Cuebiz> love,
<Cuebiz> - Cuebiz
<|C|> :\
<Cuebiz> omg, thats not right.
<Cuebiz> [backspace] [backspace]
<Cuebiz> with all these things said, dont hate me 
  please. I can feel the bad karma and Iam honestly 
  afraid.
<Cuebiz> love,
<Cuebiz> - Cuebiz
<|C|> yep
End of |C| buffer    Tue Mar 06 02:39:47 2001


<Cuebiz> is your dad american?
<Cuebiz> like, a born american.
<Aileen^^> nope
<Aileen^^> but he works there
<Cuebiz> is anyone in your family a born american 
  citizen?
<Cuebiz> is your dad an illegal immigrant?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Aileen^^> he's already an american citizen
<Cuebiz> oh.
<Cuebiz> whats so good about the philipines?
<Aileen^^> boracay!
<Cuebiz> wtf is boracay?
<Aileen^^> its a beach
<Aileen^^> with white sand
<Aileen^^> lots of amreicans go there
<Cuebiz> oh cool.
<Cuebiz> what else.
<Aileen^^> can i ask something?
<Cuebiz> yeah.
<Aileen^^> what's ur real name?
<Cuebiz> Jamie.
<Cuebiz> why?
<Aileen^^> just asking
<Cuebiz> you're gonna stalk me, huh?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> Why did you want to know my real name?
<Cuebiz> just asking.
<Aileen^^> i was just asking
<Cuebiz> can i ask something?
<Aileen^^> what?
<Cuebiz> has a finger ever entered your vaginal hole?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Aileen^^> never!
<Cuebiz> why? are you scared?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> what would be the best place to hide a dead 
  body in the philipines?
<Cuebiz> just asking.
<Aileen^^> i dunno
<Cuebiz> do you know any filipino maritial arts, 
  I've heard they have their own type of martial arts.
<Aileen^^> sorry
<Aileen^^> are you in high school or in college?
<Cuebiz> by the way, how old are you?
<Aileen^^> 15
<Aileen^^> y?
<Cuebiz> do you lift weights?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Aileen^^> do u have a pic?
<Cuebiz> why? do you want to see if I have muscles?
<Aileen^^> i just want to see your face
<Cuebiz> my face doesn't have muscles silly.
<Aileen^^> i want to see how you look like
<Cuebiz> well, literally, it does. but, i dont work 
  out my face muscles.
<Cuebiz> that'd look scary.
<Aileen^^> can i see it?
<Cuebiz> no.
<Aileen^^> y?
<Cuebiz> Iam horrid.
<Cuebiz> I look like the crack baby of donald duck 
  and marilyn manson.
<Aileen^^> plssss...
<Cuebiz> oh no you didn't girlfriend!
<Aileen^^> what?????
<Cuebiz> you've never watched "In Living Color" 
  before?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> oh man. thats old school american 
  television. when you come to america, you should 
  watch it.
<Aileen^^> ok
<Aileen^^> but can i see you pic?
<Aileen^^> but can i see your pic?
<Cuebiz> okay. how do you say, "Hi, my name is Jamie, 
  wanna fuck?", in filipino?
<Cuebiz> seriously.
<Cuebiz> no offence.
<Cuebiz> I may need to use it one day.
<Aileen^^> tagalog or ilonggo?
<Cuebiz> beats me.
<Cuebiz> choose one.
<Cuebiz> wait. thats it.
<Cuebiz> tagalog or ilonggo?
<Aileen^^> u choose if u want it in tagalog or in 
  ilonggo
<Cuebiz> oh. umm. tagalog
<Cuebiz> hello? are you looking in your filipino 
  dictionary?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> so, how do you say the damn sentence?
<Aileen^^> "ako si jamie. itot ta?"
<Cuebiz> who0 ho0!
<Cuebiz> okay. how do I say that?
<Aileen^^> what do u mean how?
<Cuebiz> the A in "ako" is pronounced like the A in 
  "Apple" right?
<Cuebiz> and the 
<Aileen^^> yes
<Cuebiz> "ko" in "ako" is pronounced like the "CO" in 
  "coal"?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> and the "si" is like the spanish word?
<Aileen^^> yup
<Cuebiz> so, how the fuck do i say the "ko" in "ako"?
<Aileen^^> "ko" is like the "co" in company
<Cuebiz> okay.
<Cuebiz> now. the "I" in "itot" is pronounced like 
  "eye"?
<Cuebiz> and "tot" as in "Tiny-Tots"?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> omg. okay. so how do I say that word?
<Aileen^^> "i" is like the "i" in idiot
<Cuebiz> okay.
<Cuebiz> are you calling me an idiot?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> okay. commence.
<Cuebiz> "tot" as in....
<Aileen^^> let me think...
<Cuebiz> pronounced like, as in "toad"?
<Cuebiz> or the "to" in "total"?
<Aileen^^> "caught"
<Cuebiz> pronounced like, "awwwwt"?
<Aileen^^> pronounce "tot" as in "taught"
<Cuebiz> okay.
<Cuebiz> and "ta"?
<Cuebiz> okay. this is getting boring.
<Cuebiz> did you ever ask your dad for a horse?
<Aileen^^> can i see ur pic?
<Cuebiz> no.
<Cuebiz> i just met you.
<Cuebiz> iam naked in my pic.
<Cuebiz> and you just might be a pedophile.
<Cuebiz> so, ever ask for a horse?
<Aileen^^> ok]
<Aileen^^> can i see ur pic?\
<Cuebiz> what? are you a pervert? I said Iam naked in my picture. and I have a hairy ass.
<Cuebiz> what would your parents say if they saw you looking at my penis?
<Aileen^^> do u have a pic that you have clothes
<Aileen^^> ?
<Cuebiz> no. 
<Cuebiz> so, what do you think of Eminem, the contraversial white rapper?
<Aileen^^> he's ok
<Cuebiz> would you bleach your kids hair blond, style it in a mullet, put some baggy clothes on 
         him, and make him rap?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> Do you feel the same about Vanilla Ice?
<Aileen^^> who's that?
<Cuebiz> you dont know who Vanilla Ice is?
<Cuebiz> you're kidding right?
<Aileen^^> no im not
<Cuebiz> I heard that there are 12 year old prostitutes in the Philipines, is this rumour true?
<Aileen^^> i dunno
<Cuebiz> have you ever bought a prostitute for someone?
<Cuebiz> as a birthday present or something?
<Aileen^^> no
<Aileen^^> y would i do that?
<Cuebiz> what do you think about hackers?
<Cuebiz> i dont know, if there are 12 year old prostitutes, i guessed there are alot of horny 
         people in the Philipines.
<Aileen^^> oh
<Cuebiz> and you, asking for my picture when I told you that it was one of me in the nude.
<Cuebiz> do you drink coffee?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> why? its good for you.
<Cuebiz> what do you do for fun in the philipines?
<Aileen^^> chat, go to the mall, watch tv...etc.
<Cuebiz> what AMERICAN TV show do you watch, because I've been to Paris, and if they can catch, 
         "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", you people must have something.
<Aileen^^> charmed
<Cuebiz> what do you think about Alyssa Milano?
<Aileen^^> she's fine
<Cuebiz> Do you think that if you got in a cat-fight with her, you'd win?
<Aileen^^> but i like the powers of holly and shannen
<Cuebiz> But admit it, Alyssa is the hot one.
<Cuebiz> though Shannon has nice tits.
<Aileen^^> i dunno
<Aileen^^> yeah
<Cuebiz> What's your bra size?
<Aileen^^> have you seen them in person?
<Cuebiz> No, though I've gotten a part in "POPULAR", its another show on the WB.
<Cuebiz> I've never met any of them.
<Cuebiz> I mean ANYONE from the Charmed cast, they're fucken stuck up.
<Aileen^^> ic
<Cuebiz> so, whats your bra size?
<Aileen^^> y are you asking?
<Cuebiz> Its just a question, its not like I can stalk you by knowing your bra size.
<Aileen^^> 34... i think
<Cuebiz> 34....
<Cuebiz> like, some C cups?
<Aileen^^> what time is it there right now?
<Cuebiz> 5:30am.
<Aileen^^> didn't you sleep?
<Cuebiz> so, do you think that you could get drunk if you had two cups the size of bra?
<Aileen^^> y do u think so?
<Cuebiz> filled with Tequila or maybe some Jack Daniels.
<Aileen^^> maybe
<Cuebiz> okay. hows the food in the Philipines?
<Aileen^^> fine
<Cuebiz> whats your favorite food?
<Cuebiz> let me guess... Pizza.
<Aileen^^> u got it right
<Aileen^^> urs?
<Cuebiz> do you know a girl who smeared jelly on her pussy and let her dog lick it off until she 
         cumed?
<Aileen^^> no
<Aileen^^> y?
<Cuebiz> by the way, my favorite foods CheeseCake.
<Aileen^^> y do lots of americans talk about sex often?
<Cuebiz> its our culture. everyone has sex with eachother in america.
<Cuebiz> so when you come to america, bring ALOT of condoms.
<Aileen^^> so, have you had sex?
<Cuebiz> yes.
<Cuebiz> are you a lesbian?
<Aileen^^> no im not
<Aileen^^> how many girls have you had sex with?
<Cuebiz> have you ever had a fantasy about midgits?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Aileen^^> how many girls have you had sex with?
<Cuebiz> three.
<Cuebiz> but they'd take turns with me.
<Aileen^^> are they ur girlfrineds?
<Aileen^^> are they ur girlfrineds?
<Aileen^^> are they ur girlfriends?
<Cuebiz> no. I was laying on a park bench one day...
<Aileen^^> then...
<Cuebiz> and they jumped out of nowhere and fucked me silly.
<Aileen^^> all at the same time?!
<Cuebiz> no silly. if i had three dicks, then i would take them all at the same time.
<Aileen^^> ?
<Cuebiz> but, no.
<Cuebiz> I unfortunatly only have one.
<Cuebiz> they took turns banging my brains out.
<Aileen^^> where did you had sex?
<Aileen^^> at the park?!
<Cuebiz> in the park.
<Cuebiz> and there were little children cheering me on.
<Aileen^^> was there people watching you?
<Aileen^^> so you mean that the little children saw your penis?
<Cuebiz> yes. but only briefly.
<Cuebiz> have you ever wanted a horse?
<Aileen^^> not really
<Cuebiz> are you good in the kitchen?
<Aileen^^> sort of
<Aileen^^> what does sex feel like?
<Cuebiz> like you're riding a bike on a bumpy road, but there's a funny feeling between your 
         legs.
<Cuebiz> whats babinca?
<Aileen^^> babinca?
<Cuebiz> bibinca?
<Cuebiz> i dont know how its spelled.
<Aileen^^> its a food
<Cuebiz> geez. give me a fucking break.
<Cuebiz> what kind of food?
<Aileen^^> i cant describe it
<Cuebiz> do you know what you should do?
<Cuebiz> ever see a chicken die?
<Aileen^^> yeah
<Aileen^^> yeah
<Cuebiz> really? what happened? describe.
<Cuebiz> do you have pictures?
<Aileen^^> yeah
<Aileen^^> my pictures?
<Cuebiz> send me dead chicken pictures~!
<Aileen^^> i dont have one
<Cuebiz> would you have sex with a midget?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> are you a midget?
<Cuebiz> you're a midget, aren't you?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> can you email me pictures?
<Cuebiz> of filipino midgets, dead chickens, or whatever you've got?
<Aileen^^> i dont have
<Cuebiz> oh come on. you have a camera dont you?
<Aileen^^> no film
<Cuebiz> when was the last time you've masterbated?
<Aileen^^> never
<Cuebiz> omg, you dont even know how to masterbate. right?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> you must be the only 15 year old who doesn't know how to masterbate.
<Cuebiz> you've never been watching porno, and have the urge to rub it?
<Aileen^^> im not that liberated
<Cuebiz> you've never watched porno either, huh?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Aileen^^> never
<Cuebiz> have you ever watched "POPULAR"?
<Aileen^^> once
<Cuebiz> oh. okay.
<Cuebiz> name a guy thats hanging on your wall.
<Aileen^^> freddie prinze jr
<Cuebiz> Oh, so you dont go for the big muscles Arnold Schwartzeniger types?
<Cuebiz> thats good.
<Cuebiz> Muscles scare me.
<Aileen^^> yeah
<Cuebiz> can you do the splits?
<Cuebiz> do you want to send me pictures?
<Cuebiz> and I'll draw clothes on my nudies and then send them to you.
<Aileen^^> i dont have any
<Cuebiz> you just said you have pictures.
<Cuebiz> stop fucking lying.
<Aileen^^> what do u mean?
<Aileen^^> u want my pics?
<Cuebiz> is that all you have?
<Cuebiz> one picture of you?
<Cuebiz> YOU?
<Cuebiz> nothing else?
<Aileen^^> yup
<Cuebiz> omg. do you think you can get pictures of other things?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> okay. how does your picture look like?
<Aileen^^> want me to send it to you?
<Cuebiz> no. describe to me what your ONE picture looks like.
<Cuebiz> and if its good, then i'll decide.
<Aileen^^> its just a pic of me
<Aileen^^> staring at the camewra
<Aileen^^> staring at the camera
<Cuebiz> are you smiling?
<Aileen^^> quite
<Cuebiz> do you have crooked, yellow teeth?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> do you have any bald spots... umm. do you have hair?
<Aileen^^> of course
<Cuebiz> okay. just checking. you dont have cancer or anything right. you wont want me to donate 
         money to your brother that has no arms or no legs, right?
<Aileen^^> no
<Cuebiz> okay.
<Cuebiz> what kind of panties are you wearing?
<Aileen^^> y?
<Cuebiz> i dont know. just asking.
<Aileen^^> panties
<Cuebiz> so, ever wish someone bad karma?
<Aileen^^> nope
<Cuebiz> whats your favorite color.
<Aileen^^> pink and blue
<Cuebiz> no. you see how i used a singular word, "color". choose one favorite color.
<Aileen^^> blue
<Cuebiz> why blue?
<Aileen^^> its cool
<Cuebiz> what is your favorite shade of blue?
<Aileen^^> ash blue
<Cuebiz> wtf is ash blue?
<Cuebiz> ass blue?
<Aileen^^> forget it
<Cuebiz> like a smurf color?
<Cuebiz> do you have an older sister?
<Aileen^^> older brother
<Cuebiz> do you think your older brother could kick my ass?
<Aileen^^> y should he?
<Cuebiz> i dont know. i teased your favorite color.
<Aileen^^> huh!
<Cuebiz> what do you feel about pong?
Session Close: Tue Mar 06 05:36:15 2001



Start of raven buffer: Tue Mar 13 01:24:24 2001
Session Ident: raven (adsadfa@202.61.81.143)
<Biz> are you the raven from the box.sk family?
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<raven> u know wat? if u prefer chatting dat way find 
  another chat mate
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<raven> if u really know me then wer did i get dis 
  name?
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End of raven buffer    Tue Mar 13 01:24:24 2001


Session Start: Tue Mar 06 02:15:59 2001
* Logging #studentzii to '#studentzii.log'
<|C|> what
<|C|> oohhhhhh
<|C|> this the channel for homosexuals
<Cuebiz> fjear m0fo n1gg4h wh4?
<|C|> gay people
<|C|> ass eaters
<|C|> this place sucks dick
<|C|> fuck you and die
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<Cuebiz> wh0o ho0, eat my ass~! its like the bat cave
<Abstract_> ! v Cuebiz
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<Abstract_> ! v marius36
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<Abstract_> ! v rockerul-
<Cuebiz> wtf?
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<KolacK> bah tu nu ai ce sa faci de intri pe net?
<Cuebiz> !v cuebiz
<Abstract_> ! op grafitti
<Cuebiz> stupid mother fucker.
*** Abstract_ sets mode: +b *!*@suck.me.baby.now.com
*** You are banned from this channel
Session Close: Tue Mar 06 02:17:42 2001

Start of #teen buffer: Tue Mar 06 01:40:43 2001
<AshDoll> you gotta li lu lick me from 
  my ass to my clit and ya gotta su 
  suck tha pussy while i sit on your 
  dick and i wanna talk some shit while 
  i feel it get stiff and rub a dub up 
  on my tits while i nu nu nut up on 
  your lips
* Cuebiz jizzes
<|C|> hehehehe
* jizmonkey bones.
<AshDoll> umm ooops
<AshDoll> <HotBoy> hey you!
<AshDoll> <HotBoy> I`m the right for u
<AshDoll> hahaha
End of #teen buffer    Tue Mar 06 01:40:43 2001

Start of _r00t buffer: Tue Mar 13 02:47:23 2001
Session Ident: _r00t (~ESP_2000@Barrie-ppp127004.sympatico.ca)
<Biz> g1v0r m3 s3x0r~!@#$
<_r00t> ahaha
<Biz> t34ch m3 h0w t0 b3 31337 l1k3 jo0.
<_r00t> are you m or f?
<Biz> eYe y4m a h3rm4fr4d1t3!
<Biz> b0th
<_r00t> no seriously
<Biz> b0th
<Biz> 1 h4v3 a p3n1s and 4 v4g1n4
<Biz> 1t5 tw1c3 th3 fUn.
End of _r00t buffer    Tue Mar 13 02:47:23 2001


Start of RoxyChick buffer: Tue Mar 13 02:17:31 2001
Session Ident: RoxyChick (SEXY@ip49.vancouver10.dialup.canada.psi.net)
<RoxyChick> hehehe
<Biz> hah!
<Biz> shut up
<Biz> drink your beer and deal with it!
<Biz> "Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP"
<Biz> bah
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> l0l
<RoxyChick> your funny
<Biz> n0!
<Biz> gn0!
<Biz> y0u're fArny!
<RoxyChick> yah you are
<RoxyChick> what?
<RoxyChick> heheh
<RoxyChick> your a idiont
<RoxyChick> idiot
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> j/j
<Biz> gn0, y0u're an idiot. y0u friggen midget!
<RoxyChick> hey
<RoxyChick> brb
<RoxyChick> hey
<RoxyChick> brb
<RoxyChick> I'm not a midget
<RoxyChick> back
<Biz> y0u're a back?
<Biz> like, just a human back?
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> with no arms, legs, nothing except a back?
<RoxyChick> shut up
<RoxyChick> hahah
<Biz> iam an arm.
<RoxyChick> you are?
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> hey
<RoxyChick> asl?
<Biz> shut up! sit down. drink your 99.9 proof vodka! 
  NOW!
<RoxyChick> ahha
<RoxyChick> how old r u?
<Biz> "But, I had two already, Iam feeling who0ozie"
<Biz> gn0!
<Biz> iam 18
<Biz> why?
<RoxyChick> how old r u?
<Biz> do 
<Biz> you ask?
<Biz> are you 35?
<RoxyChick> becaus eI wanna know
<RoxyChick> no
<Biz> because I like old women.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> i'm 17
<RoxyChick> hehehe
<Biz> I like old fat women.
<Biz> are you fat?
<Biz> 600 lbs +
<RoxyChick> haha
<RoxyChick> no
<RoxyChick> i weigh 110
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> oh you're a skrawny lil one aren't you?
<RoxyChick> hahha
<RoxyChick> shut up
<RoxyChick> I'm nto
<Biz> whats nto?
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> not
<RoxyChick> anywho
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> so......
<Biz> sooOooO0oo0o.
<Biz> shut up and drink you're 7up
<Biz> ~!@$#
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> shut up and drink your coolaid
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> ooOoh coOl~aid.
<RoxyChick> a$$holoe
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> that red big fat drink-man makes me hard~!
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> l0l
<RoxyChick> LOL
<RoxyChick> ru drunk?!?!?1
<Biz> its "l0l" not "lol"
<Biz> only queers use "lol"
<Biz> and "LOL"
<RoxyChick> hahah
<RoxyChick> okay
<RoxyChick> l0l
<Biz> if you're ever going to be 31337, you'll have 
  to use "l0l"
<RoxyChick> HAPPPY?
<Biz> yesh!
<Biz> you make me happy.
<RoxyChick> haha
<Biz> now i shall b0nk you on the head and carry you 
  off to my cave.
<RoxyChick> haha
<RoxyChick> shut up
<Biz> sit down shush your mouth and drink your 
  coffee~!
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> oops
<RoxyChick> l0l
<RoxyChick> hahha
<Biz> who0t who0t~!
<RoxyChick> aha
<Biz> where do you live?
<RoxyChick> in canada
<RoxyChick> u?
<Biz> Canada is SO ... ummm .... North.
<RoxyChick> i live in maple ridge
<RoxyChick> in b.c
<Biz> I live in Linda Vista, Sandiego.
<RoxyChick> u?
<RoxyChick> kool
<Biz> California.
<Biz> United States of America.
<RoxyChick> awesome
<Biz> North America
<RoxyChick> kool
<RoxyChick> okay
<RoxyChick> I know where that is
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> Western hemisphere
<Biz> Earth!
<RoxyChick> l0l
<Biz> MilkyWay.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> okay
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> shut up
<RoxyChick> hehehe
<Biz> mMmmMm ... MilkyWay....
* Biz dro0ls
<RoxyChick> lol
* RoxyChick hipes it off
<RoxyChick> hehe
* RoxyChick whipes it off
<Biz> who0 ho0!
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> are you going to eat it?
<RoxyChick> dont get too excited
<RoxyChick> nope
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> I ment my milky-way.
<Biz> because I want it.
<Biz> ITS MINE!
<RoxyChick> hehehe
<RoxyChick> okay
<RoxyChick> then
<RoxyChick> hey
<RoxyChick> I'll be right back in like 2 min
<RoxyChick> k
<Biz> gn0!
<RoxyChick> brb
<Biz> gn0!
<Biz> shut up and eat y0ur dingo!
<Biz> jello.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> i;m back
<Biz> hospital food that I stole from grandma before 
  she flat-lined.
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> gn0!
<Biz> you forgot!
<Biz> its l0l
<RoxyChick> shut upp
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> oh yah
<RoxyChick> l0l
<RoxyChick> well sorry
<RoxyChick> hehhee
<Biz> okay...
<RoxyChick> okay....................
<Biz> I'll forgive y0u this once.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> oaky
<Biz> but... if you turn queer on me one more time.
<RoxyChick> l0l
<RoxyChick> shut up
<Biz> and dr1nk y0ur lemonaid.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> l0l
<RoxyChick> l0l
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> Iam assuming you're female.
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> noo.....
<RoxyChick> i'm guy but my name is roxy CHICK
<RoxyChick> hehehe
<RoxyChick> j/j
<Biz> chicks are baby chickens
<Biz> like, eggs.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> i'm a girl
<Biz> mMmMmM. i would sure love eggs right about now.
<RoxyChick> l0l
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> so.........
<Biz> oh sorry.
<Biz> i made eggs.
<RoxyChick> kool
<Biz> yeah.
<Biz> how do you like you're eggs?
<Biz> are you a herbivore?
<Biz> do you only eat veggies?
<Biz> because some veggies are evil.
<RoxyChick> no
<Biz> do you like eggs?
<RoxyChick> nope
<Biz> why?
<Biz> its a "living animal"?
<RoxyChick> no
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> thats it
<Biz> <Biz> teach me how t0 oWn pe0ple l1x0r y0u.
<Biz> <raven> why should i?
<Biz> <Biz> b3c4us3 y0u 4r3 31337 4nd eYe y4m fr0m a0l
<Biz> <raven> u know wat? if u prefer chatting dat 
  way find 
<Biz>   another chat mate
<Biz> hehe.
<Biz> <raven> ur pathetic
<Biz> <Biz> yesh
<Biz> <Biz> th4ts whY y0ur 31337
<Biz> <raven> and ur persistent
<Biz> <raven> !!!!!!
<Biz> hehe.
<RoxyChick> haha
<Biz> l0l
<Biz> does your computer beep too?
<RoxyChick> no
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> on gn0?
<Biz> does y0ur computer have a nose?
<Biz> mines does.
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> and a mouth.
<Biz> and it talks
<Biz> and it beeps at me
<Biz> do you own a Tamagochi?
<RoxyChick> umm
<RoxyChick> no
<RoxyChick> i'm a little too old for that
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> well my computer sounds like one.
<Biz> who0 hoo!
<Biz> I stopped it!
<RoxyChick> haha
<Biz> Iam making a Tamagochi for the computer, did 
  you gn0 that?
<RoxyChick> huh?
<RoxyChick> did I what?
<Biz> yesh.
<Biz> gn0 = know
<Biz> the "g" is silent
<Biz> like in "Gnome"
<Biz> werd?
<RoxyChick> oooooh
<RoxyChick> okau
<RoxyChick> i get it
<Biz> neeto, huh?
<RoxyChick> yah
<Biz> shut up! drink your Jolt Cola
<Biz> <raven> suck my dick
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> <Biz> <Biz> you trust me?
<Biz> ack!
<Biz> I c&p'd wr0ng.
<Biz> :(
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> <raven> suck my dick! now bitch!
<RoxyChick> U SUCK MINE FIRST
<RoxyChick> HEHE
<Biz> <Biz> Okay.. close your eyes you dirty bastard, 
  you...
<RoxyChick> j/j
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> <raven> asl plz
<RoxyChick> 17
<RoxyChick> f
<RoxyChick> b.c
<RoxyChick> u?
<Biz> <Biz> 104/m/mars
<Biz> nah.
<Biz> posting.
<Biz> y0u d0rk.
<Biz> <raven> bye.
<Biz> hehe.
<Biz> he thought I was female.
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> okay..
<Biz> <stix> hahahahahahah funnymen
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> <stix> bye i dont talk to crazyone okay
<Biz> hehe.
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> iam "crazy one"
<RoxyChick> oh yah
<RoxyChick> for sure
<Biz> iam a regular phsyco.
<RoxyChick> kool
<Biz> where do you hide dead bodies in Canada?
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> i dont hide dead bodies
<Biz> no. iam serious.
<RoxyChick> i dont hide dead bodies
<Biz> i've been a VERY bad boy.
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> do you want to hear a secret?
<RoxyChick> what did you do?
<RoxyChick> yup
<Biz> I met this girl on IRC.
<Biz> and we talked.
<RoxyChick> yah
<Biz> became good friends.
<Biz> talked on the phone.
<Biz> then two weeks ago.
<Biz> i went to meet her.
<RoxyChick> uhu
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> and...
<RoxyChick> was she ugly?
<Biz> and when I saw her.
<RoxyChick> ...
<Biz> my hands started to sweat
<RoxyChick> yah..
<RoxyChick> was she hot?
<RoxyChick> was she hot?
<Biz> i needed to talk to her in a more "non public" 
  place
<Biz> and so I took her to this alley.
<RoxyChick> yah..
<Biz> and then she made me so nervous.
<Biz> that I couldn't take it anymore.
<Biz> and so i slit her throat.
<Biz> and I was shocked.
<Biz> she's well hidden for now.
<Biz> but sooner or later, she'll start stinking.
<RoxyChick> wtf?
<Biz> and my little booboo will be known.
<RoxyChick> why did you do that'?
<Biz> nervous
<Biz> accident
<Biz> i dont know.
<RoxyChick> awwwww
<RoxyChick> why were you so nervous
<RoxyChick> whs she hot?
<Biz> boner.
<RoxyChick> haha
<RoxyChick> so you killed her kjust cuz you got  
  aboner?
<Biz> gno. because she noticed my face.
<RoxyChick> oh
<Biz> and said, "Oh Shit! I know you!"
<Biz> and she had to die.
<Biz> and so do you...
<Biz> iam SO sorry.
<RoxyChick> I have to die?
<RoxyChick> I have to die?
<RoxyChick> I have to die?
<RoxyChick> I have to die?
<RoxyChick> hello!!!!!!
<RoxyChick> hello!!!!!!
<RoxyChick> hello!!!!!!
<RoxyChick> hello!!!!!!
<RoxyChick> hello!!!!!!
<RoxyChick> r u there?
<RoxyChick> r u there?
<RoxyChick> r u there?
<RoxyChick> r u there?
<RoxyChick> HELLO
<RoxyChick> SAY SOMETHING
<RoxyChick> PLEASE
<RoxyChick> YOUS SCARING ME
<Biz> bwahahahahahahahaha!
<RoxyChick> HAHA
<RoxyChick> WHAT?
<Biz> Iam evil
<RoxyChick> honeslty
<Biz> scared you didn't i?
<RoxyChick> HELL YAH
<RoxyChick> is that a true story?
<Biz> did you think that I was hiding somewhere in 
  your house?
<RoxyChick> no
<Biz> or maybe in the neighborhood?
<RoxyChick> haha
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> but 
<Biz> with a machette and a shotgun?
<RoxyChick> was that a true story
<RoxyChick> ?
<RoxyChick> was that a true story
<RoxyChick> ??????????
<Biz> no. of course not.
<RoxyChick> did you realy kill someonme
<RoxyChick> ?????
<Biz> are you crazy?
<RoxyChick> HOLLY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
<Biz> Iam too drunk to kill bugs.
<Biz> let alone a human being.
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> did you think I was near your home?
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> fuck
<RoxyChick> you scared me shittless
<Biz> who0 hoOo!
<Biz> Iam GOOD!
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> shut up
<RoxyChick> you really scared me
<Biz> so.
<Biz> its good to have a good scare once in a while.
<Biz> it gets the adrenalin pumping and the hormones 
  confused.
<RoxyChick> yah
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> its great!
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> shut up
<RoxyChick> anywo
<RoxyChick> asshole
<RoxyChick> skaring mw like that
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> drink your cocoa
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> and eat your pancakes
<Biz> oh yeah. and take your Flintstones Tablets
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> stop saying "l0l" or else I go phsyco on you 
  again.
<Biz> i mean start using "l0l"
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> hehehhehe
<Biz> or else I start going phsyco on your ass again.
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> oops
<RoxyChick> sorry
<RoxyChick> l0l
<RoxyChick> there
<RoxyChick> happy?
* Biz tisses your 0's
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> <raven> well i dream of j0o 2 only nightmares
<Biz> <Biz> who0 ho0!~
<Biz> <Biz> r4v3n dr34ms 0f m3~!
<RoxyChick> hah
<Biz> <raven> ur just a nytmayr
<Biz> <Biz> Iam a nice mayor?
<Biz> <Biz> who0 ho0~
<Biz> <Biz> take that jesse ventura!
<Biz> <raven> ur a geek
<Biz> <Biz> yesh.
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> <raven> ur a useless person coz actually u bore 
  me
<Biz> <Biz> who0 ho0~!@# I made jo0 b0red.
<Biz> <Biz> jo0 m4de m3 31337!@#$
<RoxyChick> okay.......
<Biz> hi.
<Biz> hehe.
<RoxyChick> hehe
<RoxyChick> hi
<Biz> l0l
<RoxyChick> lol
<Biz> omg.
<RoxyChick> omg
<RoxyChick> hehehehe
<Biz> shut up
<RoxyChick> no
<RoxyChick> u shut up
<RoxyChick> hehe
<Biz> no. iam god.
<RoxyChick> no
<RoxyChick> I AM
<Biz> and god says that ..... oh my god. Iam ha...
<RoxyChick> heh
<Biz> n/m
<RoxyChick> lol
<RoxyChick> you r so funny
<Biz> yes. I do try.
<Biz> well, sometimes.
<Biz> but you laugh even when Iam just being normal.
<Biz> are you high?
<Biz> HEY! CockyChick! Stop masterbating!
<Biz> are you high?
End of RoxyChick buffer    Tue Mar 13 02:17:31 2001


Start of ORGY__ buffer: Fri Mar 23 04:18:48 2001
Session Ident: ORGY__ (fx@213.14.18.11)
<ORGY__> 18m
<Bizz> 99f
<Bizz> we are a perfect match!
<Bizz> wanna cyber?
<ORGY__> u r too old
<Bizz> gn0 eye y4m n0t!
<Bizz> 99 and still wet as a whistle.
<Bizz> lets get it on!
<ORGY__> i guess your pussy is very bad and large
<Bizz> come on, iam good, i've been giving guys 
  boners before you were even thought of sonny.
<Bizz> yesh, i have a bad pussy.
<Bizz> it bites.
<Bizz> and its rather large.
<Bizz> large enough to swallow you whole.
<ORGY__> what u want to do
<Bizz> i want to ride your 18 year old ass.
<ORGY__> i dont beive u..u r not female.....
<sexb0y-9> yesh i am
<sexb0y-9> gimme gimme gimme
<ORGY__> and yur age not 99
<sexb0y-9> how old?
<sexb0y-9> am i them?
<sexb0y-9> 9 years old?
<sexb0y-9> come on sonny.
<ORGY__> i dont know yur age little boy
<sexb0y-9> yesh you do.
<sexb0y-9> come on. giv0r me some ghey lubbin!
<sexb0y-9> lets do a 18 year old guy sandwich.
<sexb0y-9> i get your asshole.
<sexb0y-9> and my friend gets your penie.
<sexb0y-9> okay?
<sexb0y-9> come on.
<sexb0y-9> giv0r us one chance.
<sexb0y-9> JUST ONE!
End of ORGY__ buffer    Fri Mar 23 04:18:48 2001


Start of Sausage buffer: Sat Mar 24 01:25:34 2001
Session Ident: Sausage (Sausage@cn-696.dialup.xtra.co.nz)

<Sausage> Congratulations!!! You have won this 
  week's "Listen To Me Masturbate Competition".
  All you have to do is send me your self pic, 
  then you can listen to me masturbate!!!

<ch3RyjAne> SHUT UP!!!!

End of Sausage buffer    Sat Mar 24 01:25:34 2001


Session Start: Sat Mar 24 00:16:37 2001
* Logging bvbv to 'bvbv1.log'
<bvbv> i'm too horny
<ch3RyjAne> huh?
<bvbv> is that a yes
<ch3RyjAne> huh?
<bvbv> answer clearly pls
<ch3RyjAne> huh?
<ch3RyjAne> ok 
<ch3RyjAne> bye
Session Close: Sat Mar 24 00:19:25 2001


Session Start: Tue Mar 06 07:18:32 2001
* Logging thepig to 'thepig.log'
<jAne-stAr> what do you want?
<thepig> mastarbate
<jAne-stAr> hahahahahahahah
<thepig> have pics?
<jAne-stAr> are you american?
<thepig> lol... no are y?
<jAne-stAr> or are you african? or china or
<thepig> asl
<jAne-stAr> urr eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweewwwwwww
            wwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
<thepig> mmmmmmmmmmmm LOL
<thepig> I really need my cum
<jAne-stAr> hahaha
<jAne-stAr> ur african eh?
<thepig> nahhh i'm white trash
* jAne-stAr kills thepig
<jAne-stAr> yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<thepig> lol.... come on, feel your pussy and have fun
<jAne-stAr> bye
Session Close: Tue Mar 06 07:21:35 2001



