
                 [ Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP ]

Produced by: Key Pulse Publications
99% of Lyrics written by: Cuebiz
MOST of the Music/SoundFX stolen from: "EMINEM - The Marshall Mathers LP"
Skit Actors: Kandy Acid, Subex, Id, Claire, 139, and BSDGirl
ASCAP: (k) I-wish Co. 2001-2002

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Note to the readers:  I wanted to parodize the WHOLE CD, but I've decided
 to get away from the COMMONLY parodized tracks and go with the road less
 traveled. Besides, 'Stan', 'The Real Slim Shady', and 'The Way Iam' are all 
 on MTV, I totally FUCKING HATE MTV! Anyways, read, have fun, sing along ;)
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Disclaimer: In no way do I (or anyone on this CD) support the acts portrayed
 in this CD. We are NOT racist, sexist, or any type of *ist that would get us
 in trouble with the world. This CD was made out of fun and after all, this
 CD was kinda made to show everyone just how fux0red up the world is. We're
 speaking the sad truth that the world sucks, and if thats SO bad... Sue me.
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         Content:
               Track 01. Skit: Public Service Anouncment 2001
               Track 02. Song: School'd Jo0!
               Track 03. Skit: Why Iam what Iam.
               Track 04. Song: Never knew ....
               Track 05. Song: I Hack!
               Track 06. Skit: Cuebiz gets a record deal
               Track 07. Song: Marital Matters
               Track 08. Skit: Inside the MATRIX
               Track 09. Song: Fuck Ballad
               Track 10. Song: Family Thrills
               Track 11. Skit: Who DO we like?
               Track 12. Song: Dar -
               Track 13. Skit: Conscience
               Track 14. Song: Driving under the Influence
               Track 15. Song: Subliminal



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Skit: Public Service Anouncment 2001
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                            The Commish:
This is a public service anouncment brought to you in part by, Cuebiz.
Cuebiz is _NOT_ responsible for any damage your children may cause, while
listening to this album. Cuebiz has never given a shit about you and never
will. Upon listening to this CD, you've just signed a silent pact with the
devil. Upon reading the lyrics to this CD, you've agreed to sacrifice your
first born child in the name of your favorite candy bar.

Erm, Uh, anything else?

                               Cuebiz:
Yeah. I stole Eminem's tracks. beEy0tch!. Hahaha!



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: School'd Jo0!
Parody of: Kill you. Track #2 on the Marshall Matters LP
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   [Cuebiz]
   When I was just a stupid kid,
   My daddy used to show me these crazy things
   He used to show me dead bodies of these evil men
   He said oneday it's gonna be me
   But then I got a little bit smarter
   And I realized, where the bastard hid the gun
   There was nothing he could do, or try to want to say
   and there was nowhere that he could run

   They said I can't talk about any "skills" no more
   They didn't say I can't fuck with your bills no more
   (ACK!) Bitch, didn't think I would smoke a dork
   'til your pussy turns purple and it wont work no more?! 
   (AHHHH!) These stupid jews are thinking Iam lying
   Thinking I'll be crying when Iam in court, on trial for spying

   (AHHHH!) 
  
   [Cuebiz as a police officer]
   Put the gun down sir, we wont shoot you.
   As long as you dont fire at us, we can talk to you.

   (AHHHH!) Shut up bitch, you're acting like you feel it,
   your cunts so fucking stretched out, we can all fucking peel it

   "Oh, now he's teasing his ex-girl, snorting crushed tylenol -
    tablets while drunk, and we put him on our CD cover?"

   You got that shit right BITCH, and you can't do shit
   Iam fucking young, violent, and high and I wont quit
   I invented phreaking, drinking, lip sinking to vanilla ice
   thinking Iam the sea king, king, king (*KILL HIM!*)
   Slice that sluts throat, steal her nice coat
   walk up in her house, and kill all those nice folk
   
   Hack, Crack, Stack tracks 
   slap, fat ass, flap jacks~!
 
   Chorus:
   Bitch Iama school you! You dont wanna drink the tea
   the ice too, isn't good because it tastes like pee
   Bitch Iama school you! You aint got the comp. to be
   We aint never gonna stop bitching, You WONT lie to me!
   You better fuck me! Or you'll be another slut dead
   for trying to lick my ass, but refusing to give head
   But when you fuck me - Iam taking your G with me
   But why, Cue? My niggers wont just believe in me...

   .. I said you just, wanna fuck with Cuebiz (cause why?)
      Cause this tape, will make you do this. (eh-eh)
      You just, wanna fuck with Cuebiz (cause why?)
      Cause this tape, will make you do this.
 
   [Cuebiz]
   Bitch I'ma school you! Like a teacher, Iam gonna fool you.
   Molest your ass, while you're trying to remember the school rules.
   Now, FUCK WITH ME, I've been through hell, so shut the fuck up!
   Let me fuck your brains out on the desk till sun-down      
   I aint a "dumb ass", but my ass is all numb
   Check-sums, time to infect, while you seein me cum
   WHOOPS! Is that a mind warper? NO!
   Telling you to get a gun and rob your nearest grocery store?
   Cuebiz the kid? NO! Cuebiz is the ghost!
   And if you ever see him, he'll kick you straight in the balls
   Do it again?, Whoa, you're fucking gay as the guild   
   Struck out in the field, and so when Iam driving drunk grab the wheel
   (AHHHHHHH!) 
  
   Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the repeat
   I aint even fucked your mom yet, and cut off her two feet.   
   A blood-stain can pass off for corn syrup, two out of three times
   maybe it'll work, don't you think it will, Billy?
   Homosexual killers bringing baking material
   in a pancake box, radio's booming the stereo
   Here I go again, Iam outta beer,
   Outta money, but I got two bullets, KILL THE QUEERS!
 
   Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma school you!")
 
   [Cuebiz]
   Eh-heh, know when you say those things?
   Porno screams, make Cuebiz and Claire just creme.
   And the way shit seems, I shouldn't have to pray this week
   these 80 dudes want me to create "world peace"
   Please, however you may want to sneeze.
   Fuck shots, "I'll shoot-up my own drugs please"
   Warner Brothers want me to be on there POPULAR shows
   Just to kiss bitches, but I dont get to fuck these hoes?
   FUCK THAT! I'll fuck her, even if she dont want it,
   Stupid bitch slipped in a tongue, see, you shouldn't of done it.
   Shut your mouth, It seems all you do is run it.
   Suck me off, you see in rehearsal we had begun it!
   I dont even believe in foreplay, I'll last four days
   without even pulling out of your shorts, whoa, babe.
   
   OKAY, READY TO KILL YOU
   READY TO BLAST YOUR WHOLE CREW
   LIKE HITLER WANTED TO SMOKE JEWS
  
   You fuckers keep trying to front,
   when I come up to you with a glock, you look at me and run?

   SHUT UP! Give me your tongue and teeth
   I said shut up when Im pulling your teeth
   You hear me, spit for me! (docter? Thats bad)
 
   Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma school you!"
   ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma school you!")
 
   [Cuebiz]
   Hahaha, I fucked up everything in this track.
   Iam supposed to say I love you.. but, FUCK YOU! 



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Skit: Why Iam what Iam.
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(sex scene)
Claire: Uh, Uh, Yeah, Cuebiz! Yeah baby...
Cuebiz: Whats my name bitch
Claire: Cuebiz! Cuebiz! Yes! Yes!

Cut Man: CUT! Thats all we need.

Cuebiz: Oh. Okay. Thats good enough for the track?
Claire: Are you sure? I think I could of done a little better on the
        first "Cuebiz" part. What do you think?
Cuebiz's Manager: Yes. Dont worry. I'll do everything. Just rap. and have
                  fun with it. Really. I'll take care of all the legalities.
Cuebiz: Fuck you!
Claire: What the fuck is going on now?
Cuebiz: Fuck you too!

*bo0m* (Ahhhh!) *bo0m*

Cuebiz: Yeah. All the legalities, huh? Never saw that one coming. Bitch!

(fading sounds)

Doctor: So you say it all goes back to a CD you listened to when you were
        growing up?
Cuebiz: Yes. I remember that he kept rapping about murder and rape.
Doctor: Oh. I see. Lets dig a little deeper. Can you remember _any_ feeling
        before this incident that tied you in with hurting anyone?
Cuebiz: No. Oops. Hold on. 
(Ahhhh!) (sound of doctor gagging)
Cuebiz: Haha! Die bitch! Die! ..... Oh... Shit.... Damn.



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Never knew ....
Parody of: Who Knew? Track #5 on the Marshall Matters LP
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   I never knew I..
   I never knew I..
   Slut check, one, two
   I never knew I..
   How the fuck was I supposed to know?
   I never knew I..
   Fuck it, who gives a shit?
   I never knew I..
   Fucken cunts
   I never knew I..
   Motherfucker comes out
   I never knew I..
   and shoots several mother-fuckers
   I never knew I..
   and now Iam fucken getting blamed?
   I never knew I..
 
Iam not a fuckin hacker, or a fucken cracker.
Iam a fuckin slacker, I need a hospital
Think of this riddle, when these skittles have tripled
Think that Iam crippled, when my legs WONT wiggle.

Shit, you probably think Iam in your house right now.
Iam in your sisters room, fucken that young bitches brains out.
Fucked that bitch way down, sliced her throat, hey now
Think my brains failed out, grab the tape, what now?

Oh - You want me to express my feelings?
Well, Iam feeling a little like Iam wanting to kill, you feel me?
Look - I'll pour acid on your pets face now, melt that shit way down
Till his skins dangling off dragging profoundly on the ground 
(What the fuck?)

Iam sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to stop this shit, until George Bush can get his dick sucked?
Fuck that, fuck him, Ms. Sims
Make fun of women, Mrs. Acid killed Jim,
Chopped off, twelve limbs, like a give a shit?
Quit trying commit me, god made me like this (thats right!)
But dont blame me when lil' Andrew OD's in the bathroom,
Where'd you hide the Asprin, I guess he learned that shit in GYM class.
 
(Chorus)
   Cause I never knew I, could fuck up his mind
   I never knew I, could make this kid get high
   I never knew I'd, make him kill his pride
   I never knew I'd, make him suicide
   I never knew I, could fuck up his mind
   I never knew I, could make this kid get high
   I never knew I'd, make him kill his pride
   I never knew I'd, get him to steal that ride
 
Whos bringing the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
Well, the last I heard, kids kept 'em up with their lunches.
And yesterday, I seen a porno movie
Where this bitch is sitting on his dick yelling out "Screw Me!"
I see two little kids, in the seats watchin'
Pulling on their jockeys, they're like, "NoBody's gonna stop me!"
I'm like, "Morals - Aint they got the same moms and dads
who told me to shut the fuck up about oral?"
Oh - My CD got them thinking they're immortal
What about all those report cards saying your child aint normal?   
So tell me that you're 12 year old daughter doesn't have sex?
The last I checked, she was using fuck-money to pay half of the rent.
(*chic_orgasm.wav*)
Shit, "Bitch", was the first word I ever used
Up in the museum, trying to let the dinosaurs loose.    
So look up, just how Iam fucked up
How they put me on pills, for thrills I used to get ear-fucked.

My dicks like, kinda how my chics like (what?)
Hard as hell, until I let 'em do whatever they like.
So how much easier would this shit be,
If the whole fuckin world turned out just like me?   

   Chorus
 
I never knew I.. knew I'd..
Have a daughter and a new job
Last time I remember, I was looking for someone to rob
I dont have bad tastes in women, do I?
Shit that slut looks like she would like to screw I...
(oOps) Talk alot of shit, for a guy like me.
Iam this skinny mother-fucker full of Venereal Disease
How many white-sluts tonight will it be?
Down with my sick stuck shitless mind, thinking of me?
Fuck, it, all the way to the crips and the bloods?
But Cuebiz's CD said to bring out our guns
Fuck, shit-head, I just said it for fun
Iam worse than you think, drinks, beating the drums
Thats right, son. If you ever wanted to get laid
Who would of thought that sex would be a way to get paid
That shit makes kids want to kill their moms
Remember kids, I said "moms" and not "bombs".   
 
 Chorus

[Cuebiz]
 How the fuck was I supposed to know?



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: I Hack!
Parody of: I'm Back Track #10 on the Marshall Matters LP
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( Chorus x4 )
  Thats why Iam crawling, Iam lazy (I hack, I hack)  
 
  i remember that time when I murdered that mime
  Sick as fuck with a mind, as perverted as mine
  A letter, written in ryme, a letter written from jail
  what the fuck do I do with these fucken details?
  I waiting to tell, like hell, shit I really wanna tell
  Kevin, you're safe in that cell, just be thankful its 12
  You're no longer daddy's maid for this cell
  Lurleen'll be giving head whenever I can't do it myself
  she used to be a dude, until i cut off his cock
  and then I ripped that shit off and sold if for a ciggerette box

  background:   {"Mom! MOM!"} 

 I used to love to - fuck, now i could fuck a little less
 What do I think of AIDS tests, it sucks, too much questions, yes!

 too much hair, and breasts, I need to fuck Jess less, 
 Its too much stress, I guess I must need to get blown quick (yes)

 It grew up too quick (no) its sized right
 Whenever you wear thongs, whatever you say is right
 You drink to my name, just to talk shit and get high
 Like Iam fucken Bill Gates because the fucken F-B-I
 Who, why? Free me? cuz ABC, wants to scew me, do me?
 I cant wait till _YOU_ see me!

 Now is it hurting? Look at my knife, how is it worth it?
 slice your tits bitch, what, your mouth isn't workin?

 You feel this finger? Oh no, its moving around
 Here, let me take this shit out of your ass for now.
 
  ( Chorus )
 
 I take a chunk of that hypocritical lyposuction crap and feel into it.
 just to see if that shits really fucked up and not good for you
 and if he fiends for bitches then he'll fuck right into him
 and become a fucken fagget and fuck with eminem.

{*vocal scratches*} My shit is bliss baby
 I got laid way before bitches started playing me
 Its replacable {*vocal scratch "Aww fuck thats terrible!"*}
 With Jennifer-13F, who just finds a dick edible
 Its a stupid bitch, on the internet
 Trying to, fuck your kids and make them, give her head

 Its a, fucked place where we all fuck in these days
 "Cue, that bitch is pre-paid, stop TRYING to get laid!"

  Shit, you kikes are so sensitive 
  "Cue, thats a racial slur, so, try not to mention it"
  Hi, can I fence with it, Iam skitzofrinic
  gernades pull-pinnin', I'll cry, if you poke eminem
  with my eye balls lit, knives, with nine sluts rented
  and they're dry, no wetness, and Iam not poppin' out and
  I'll buy, an indonesian (indonesian talking) to fuck with it.
  and thats where I get my rep from, why am I crawling?
 
 (Chorus)
 
 I rape seven bitches from Compton, push 'em all in line
 Add several little children, a pimp, and Iam high
 A Colt .45 and it outta answer these questions of mine 
 Can I be on the news if I shoot up this shitty school of mine?
 Because (I'mmm) lazy, I fuck sexy ladies      
 as the world was fuckin into this Y2K thing
 I was getting high, looking for computers to buy cheap
 by the way, it strikes me , why newbies just dont think
 its fear of getting owned, or Sub Seven'd in #hackphreak
 Should I cry or act mean, or care what you drink?
 Wear pink pants with gay aliens like fucken JP?

 Thats why I tend to scream when I hear things
 because all these bitches want me to eat their pussy
 So, I just, get a nigger and let him finger
 those bitches, just like how they thought I fucked Elena
 Because if i ever fucked a bitch from outta #CUEBIZ
 It'd be fucken hopeless, and Subex you know this (Subex: Fuck yeah Cue!).
 Iam sorry sluts, but we dont give a fuck if its my channel,
 You're channels are to fucken wide for us to handle.

 I'll still let you suck it when Iam covered
 with Smuckers, Jelly and I'am just fine. 
 Then I'll admit that I cant ryme.
 why am I crawling?
 
 (Chorus)



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Skit: Cuebiz gets a record deal
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                     (Sound of door opening)
Cuebiz: Oh. P-Diddy. Whats up man. Why'd you call me here?
Puffy: Wassup. I'd like to know if you'd like to sign onto. Umm. BadBoy.
Cuebiz: Really? Come on man. You're fucking with me, huh?
Puffy: Actually. Iam.
Cuebiz: What?
(People laughing)
Cuebiz: What the fuck?
Puffy: Sorry man. This all was just a joke. You're cool, right?
Cuebiz: No. Iam not.
*b0om!*
(gasps through-out the room)
Cuebiz: Haha! Now _THATS_ comedy



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Marital Matters
Parody of: Marshall Mathers. Track #11 on the Marshall Matters LP
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 You know, Iam fucken pissed off!
 Last year I got put in prison.
 This year ABC news wants to kiss my ass.
 Now everybody wants to make money off me and shit.
 Heh, what the fuck do you want? A dick in the ass?
 You must be fucking kidding me.     
   
  You see this CD, Marital Matters (Marital Matters).
  Its just some stupid shit
  I came up with when I was bored and shitting (he was shitting).
  Now everybody wants wants to join my club
  and say they're hacking. (They think they're hacking)
  And all those bitches want to suck my dick
  and wanna get fucked by me (she wants his dick).
 
 Yo, you might see me jaggin' or you might see me laggin'
 you might see me laggin up in Undernet's #hotdog
 with my webcam turned on, and Iam with someones daughter 
 hollering at her, cause the bitch of a slut wont quit farting (prrrt)
 Or leaning out a window, with a toy shotgun
 driving down the ghetto in the car that they raped Brock in.

 looking for big heffers, dressed up like Hugh Heffner
 A thong and a bra, like I dont know what the fuck's leather.
 Double sided dildo, bigger than the big-tall picks
 Pissed off, Cause Deva1 just missed all this.
 Watchin all these dudes she let fuck her.
 And I sneak up and murder their asses while they're still jizzin'.

 and amidst all this cherry poppin' and ass tosses
 I just sit back, take pictures, and get crossed
 and walk around, sword in hand, like Lucy Lawless.
 walk around screaming shit like some 18 year old fucking indian.
 Iam anti- JP and happy hacker
 whispers in my ear to kill that queer dont get me started
 Meinel can't write and her shits retarted.
 how'd you get your shit, you card it?
 give me back my fucking head-dress! (indian screaming)

 all i see is two sad bitches in thongs frowning
 what ever happened to a swimming pool with kids drowning?
 Whatever happened to catching a good half-hour of watching TV-
 Freely, without bitches wanting to see ME!

 Sunisa's on the block, giving up that ass
 damn kid, that ass is black.
 And I can't wait 'till I kill all you fuckers tomorrow.
 You'll feel the sorrow.

 My fucking dad dont like me (uh-uh)
 I kicked his ass with a pipe, said "bite me" (bite me)
 Then went and called his ass to fight me (who0t who0t!)
 A bunch of little children wanna kill just like me
 they run around with a gun to kill a wife with a knife, see? (hehe)
 I think I was put here to raise hell on earth
 and show your daughter whats its like to be cursed.

 plus I was put here to bring tears to fat sluts who grow fucking long beards
 and call themselves men cause they look wierd.
 Jennifer-13F and Spar-Dick-Cock-Hawk
 Say your tits are big, when they're just socks in a bra.
 and I dont box, but I'll kill you fucken dikes when I find you
 Ask them about the time when that bitch had to remind you
 and you're "fine crew" tried to hide in Dunken Donuts till 9:02
 Climbed through, and saw us waiting to sodomize you.

 look at y'all trying to explain again
 Whats a matter Jenn? fucken slut just lost your friends
 And its ONLY me from BSC, that shows up to kill you
 and still you, weak mother-fuckers are see-through.

 "Smart ass", god damn right, Iam a smart ass
 I guess that means you're a dumb ass, you fucken pigs-in-a-blanket!
 
   This shit, its nothing special (nothing special)
   Iam not a dike or a slut,
   But, I'll break your ass if you talk about me (talk shit about me)
   Meet me at a CON alone 
   If you wanna learn about me. (learn about me)
   And if you wanna open your mouth 
   I'll rape your throat if you fucken doubt me  (fucken doubt me)
 
 Is it because you fucked me when you realised you loved me?
 little fucken bitch get off me, you smell funky
 Now because of this t-shirts I've just got
 and this fucked up stickers, now the orders wont stop
 the underground just tipped over, and poured out some sick shit
 now these stupid mother fuckers who diss just wont quit
 "Oh, he just did that girl Elena,
 so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with that chic Reyna"
 My fucking fat dad trying to hide from me
 Iam standing there laughing, pointing, threatening to break his spine.
 Shit, where do you think I learned how to rape chics
 all I had to do is walk in while you're with your dick-chix
 "Which is it son, the next door neighbors daughter, or that girl Nisi?"
 I dont give a fuck, next week she'll be found in pieces.
 Talking shit about my fuckin ill-natured past
 He's just masterbating, because I just wont fuck the fat bitch fast.
 So tell me, what the fucks a nigger to buy?
 for every dollar I make, the fucken prices goes high
 Family fighting like usual, My babies mom just punched out my girlfriend
 will this white-trash shit ever end? (thats right bitch!)
 A half-brother and sister who never cared 
 until I torched up their house and started jerking off in a chair
 Now everybody's trying to be a manic depressive
 Its fucken pleasant, the unique way I fuck up your presence (hey, hey)
 and then to top if off, I walked to a gas station,
 to buy a pack of ciggerettes and probably fuck the female attendant
 looked at the side rack, zoomed in fast,
 and what do I see, I was BANNED from this place in the past
 Okay, let me give you stupid fuckers some help.
 Uhh, here - "FUCK YOU GO TO HELL, YEAH BITCH GO TO HELL!"
 Now you know all the correct words I can spell
 Ahh fuck it, wanna fuck right now? I wont tell...
 
 Chorus One (2X)



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Skit: Inside the MATRIX
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(tapping on computer)
Subex: Shit. 
(beep)
Subex: Ahh. Thats fucking awesome.
Cuebiz: What'd you do?
Subex: Tomorrow, everyone will know the truth.
Cuebiz: Oh shit. that shits fucking cool!
Subex: Is this connection filtered through?
Cuebiz: I think so. Is this supposed to be plugged in? Because something cut
        through these wires.
Subex: Oh. Shit.

(Sound of room door geting kicked down)
FBI Agent Smith: FREEZE! NOW! GRAB 'EM! GRAB 'EM NOW!
Other Agents: Put your hands up sir. Do you have any weapons on you?
Cuebiz: Holy shit!
Subex: What the FUCK !@#%
FBI Agent Smith: PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON YOUR HEADS. NOW!
Cuebiz: Fuck! Lets rock!
(running)

FBI Agent: FREEZE! NOW!

(running)
ring...
ring...
Cuebiz: Yes.
Morpheus (on phone): Cue. Is Subex okay?
Cuebiz: Yeah. we're both fine. Can you get us out of here?
Subex: Oh shit! In-coming laser! Duck!
Cuebiz: Awww. Fuck!
Morpheus (on phone): 17th street. You can make it. (Disconnect beep)
Cuebiz: 17th street. Can we make it?
Subex: We _HAVE_ to. We have no choice.

(fade away sound)

(computer woman voice: portal located. room 216)
Subex: Room 216. We're close.
(door creeks opens)
Cuebiz: here we are.

ring...
ring...

Cuebiz: You first.
Subex: Nah. Go first. I wanna try out my new toy. 
(sound of gun clip being jammed in)
Cuebiz: Alright.

(Warping sound)



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Fuck Ballad
Parody of: Drug Ballad. Track #13 on the Marshall Matters LP
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 [Girl] Yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit!
 [Cue] (fuck that!)
 [Cue] Guess what? I just robbed a track!
 [Cue] y0, y0, y0... This is my fuck song...
 
 Hackers fuck bitches, fucken twats aren't smart.
 This is how you fuckin get a party started.
 Get chics in, then make sure you're hard
 Now Mix in, vodka with Bacardi Dark
 And when it, kicks in you can hardly stalk
 So, now you're relying on the way you talk.
 And by the, next round, you'll gonna probably fall 
 and by that, wierd sound, you just hit a wall.
 Somewhere near the bathroom, and you'll probably crawl.
 
 And everythings sexy
 You're beginin' to dream your pecks 
 are bigger than TekIes or that bitch we saw on ricki lake.
 
 Then in a minute that bottle of Jim Beam is faded
 You now have the fate to manage a date-rape.
 
 You have the right to remain silent, start crying
 Dont call the cops you bitch, you're just lying.

 Steal a moped and start smiling
 Over to Ryan's, and cause a major city-wide pile-up
 
 [My Spaceman voice]: Mars calling, pilot to weed dealer,
 i was wondering if these plants will grow here, a bit sweeter,
 I ment to also ask what happens when the seal's broken,
 on the same token, what if there's some missing, can I smoke it?

 Let me out of this shit
 I fucking quit
 Iam a fucken ditz
 Whats this shit called bloods and crips?

 Iam going to a fucked up place now where the demons play
 I'll be back in about a day.
 
 Chorus
  Everytime you wanna make some peace    
  There's some bitch fucken high on speed
  I dont wanna, but I gotta pay
  Fucken whore dont wanna fuck with me

  Cause every time I wanna fuck a hoe
  Stupid bitches wanna see my doe
  Dumb whores always getting paid
  Damn, I wish that I were getting laid.
   
 In first grade, all I used to do
 Is fuck bitches, and start twitching while Iam high on glue
 16 years later Iam like a fucked up jew
 Fucking the first whore that comes up to screw
    
 I've got no ass
 But everytime I went to class
 I never passed
 I wished for a good fuck to last      
   
 I just did.
 Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
 However, I do leave left over flesh for you.

 My legacy got my listing shit to do.  
 Getting sentinals to fuck, shooting guns at you
 We just met,
 But I think I want to fuck with you.
 But you're fucked too
 So you tell me Iam good enough to screw
 Wake up in the shower, like, "What the fuck'd I do?"
 My fucken head hurts
 I've got fucken shit to do
 And if you're brother see's me here, then Iam as fucked as you
 But I got my long gun
 His cars bound to catch up with my later
 So fuck it, Its on son.
 See this boy
 'bout to destroy, you're fucken face
 Like I give a fuck about race.
 With your ass opened all over the place
 Shit sticken out of your mouth like it has no taste
 Fuck, six sluts wont get me tired no more
 So cry for now,
 Iam going out to find a whore
 
 Chorus
 
 Thats the sound of a bullet hitting Sparrows
 When you narrow you're shit down, while Iam stealing bone marrow
 and tomorrow, you're probably gonna screw him again
 Whats a little bodily fluid between you and your pen? Fuck it
 And whats a little bit of fuckin food poisoning?
 And I see that ass is tight,
 Tomorrow she'll fuck boys again.

 Its your shit, do it how ever you wanna
 I went to this sauna, and met donna
 I thought she was fucked up?

 It dont matter as long as you get to kill people 
 Esspecially babies, here's the church, here's the steaple
 Its mom tells you to stop, but you just open wide, you're drooling
 You've been starving all day, so this one will fucken do. 

 But you're drugged up
 You've got lots of shit to do.
 Sluts to fuck
 Bitches to kill
 Love to be you
 
 If I could steal you back now, I wouldn't
 I would have tried more ways, if I thought of it sooner
 Well, my computers fucked up now, its upgraded, new shits created
 I fucken hate to update.
 But I've still got more stupid shit to do
 To post up on TIS just to fuck with you
 but when its all said and done I'll be 80
 Fucken trying to get laid with my fucken nurses aids
 With a baby bottle of rum
 I'll be the fucken oldest stud
 trying to get with the youngsters while Iam still out smoking bud.  
 
   Chorus 2x (Same as previous, but 2nd time
   the last line is repeated like this)
 
 Fucken whore dont wanna fuck with me
 Stupid slut dont wanna fuck with me
 Cause that bitch just wont fuck with me
 Dumb cunt dont wanna fuck with me



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Family Thrills
Parody of: Amityville. Track #14 on the Marshall Matters LP
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   Dahh-bum, dahh-bum.. bum
   Dahh-bum, dahh-bum, duh-da-da-da-da
   Dahh-bum, dahh-bum.. bum
   Dahh-bum, dahh-bum, bumm..
 
Chorus:
  Waiting to steal your family thrills (thrills!)
  Accidentally deal your medical pills
  Thinking Iam stoned, god dammit I'll kill (Heees!)
  Waiting to steal your families thrills
  ** {HE'SSSS} - on repeats only **
 
 Iam still twisted, I fucked you up on my last visit
 Spinned out, stole your car to check out this crap, listen
 Fucking bitch, I fucken hate you gay white christians
 Drink Gin, burn bitches to cause blisters
 Fucking kid, wanna see my knife, its right here.
 Lastly, I'll fucken murder you dumb bitches! 
 Ask Chrissy, she's been crazy the past 12 years.
 A "strap on" to hit my girl in the ass (QUEER!)
 
   Chorus 2X
 
Cuebiz acting like Bizzarre:
 I bought a dime from that asshole, he said that shit is worth it.
 Smoked out with my wife, and wondered if I could hurt it.
 My neighbors daughters party, she'll always hate me.
 When she slept I made my dog take her virginity.
 ( *Mmm mm mmm!* ) And whores know me as a five star pimp
 Your brother isn't gay, he got fucked when he was in prison.
 Sissy punk, drinking water out of a urinal (YOU FUCKEN JEW!)
 Common knowledge, nigga, 'thought you knew.
 
   Chorus 2X
 
 Thats why Defcon is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiot kids
 Thats why the young Linux-Whores are sporting BSD heels.
 Thats why we dont call it vegas, its fucken Family Thrills
 You can get fucked up after just trying to pay your fucken phone bill
 Ahahaha, thats why we're down with the most elite of them here
 This aint the point, we're fucken wanting Hamburgers, Bill.
 I want two fries, and a large cup of ice, and a straw.
 By the way, Iam going to need some fucken napkins to draw.
 Thats the negativity here, thats the creativity here
 Did I just hear some mother fucker want to fuck with me here
 When Iam mentally insane and packing a Glock up with me here
 Got some pills for skitzophrenia that dont do shit when its filled
 Cause once I crap, I can't be held accountable to clean it up
 thats why bitches suck
 and swallow that shit up or put it in a cup!
 Thats why you're thinkin'
 You're wondering if all that cum in that pictures for real.
 GOT DAMNIT I MEANT I WHEN I WROTE YOU
 
   Chorus 2X

  dahh-bum, dahh-bum.. da da da
  Dahh-bum, dahh-bum, da da da
  Dahh-bum, dahh-bum.. da da da
  Dahh-bum, dahh-bum, da da da ...



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Skit: Who DO we like?
----------------------------------------------------------

Richard Simmons: Hey guys! 
Cuebiz: Fuck you!
*b0om!* (sound of body thumping to floor)

Versacci: Allo.
Subex: Fuck you too bitch!
*b0om!* (sound of body thumping to floor)

Carol Meinel: Hi. Anyone wanna hack?
Kandy Acid: Hack? Whats up with this bitch?
*b0om!* (sound of body thumping to floor)

Cher: Hello, Fellas.
Slut139: Fellas... Haha! Go hit a tree!
*b0om!* (sound of body thumping to floor)

RuPaul (that tall black queer): Hola... Sexy boys.
Claire: Ack! A monster!
*b0om!* (sound of body thumping to floor)



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Dar -
Parody of: KIM. Track #16 on the Marshall Matters LP
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Towards baby: (stupid cute-type shit that I FUCKIN hate)
   Yesterday I killed your brother
   No witnesses, nor' finger prints
   How did this get so big?
   I can't believe it, I killed only two
   Baby you're so stupid, but daddy's proud of you
 
Towards Diva: 
   Fuck you bitch!   
   Move again, I'll beat the fuck out of you

   Dont make me fuck you up here,
   She dont deserve to see what Iam gonna do with you
   Shut the fuck up slut, why d'you always make me fuck with you?
   How could you?
   Fuck that hick and leave me no shit to do
   Aww, whats a matter bitch?
   Is this too much for you?
   Too bad Dar, you've really dug your grave this time
   At first, I was like, "Alright"
   Wanna fuck that whore, thats fine!
   But for me to see that shit, are you out your mind?
   Those thoughts, those words, that whole boys game is mine!
   How could you fuck that bitch in our bed?
   Look at him! 
   Look at that fucker now (NO!)
   I said look, you bitch!
   
   He aint so hard now is he?
   Fucken prick!

   (Iam sorry Cue, Iam sorry)
   Fuck you slut! (I'll suck your dick, I will if, you'll let me go)   
   You stupid fuckin hoe!   
  
   Come on, Its time to die bitch (NO!)
   Shut up, Cunt!
 
   (Well I can't just leave her alone, what if she starts crying?)
   I'll be right back,
   Well, why worry, you're about to die?
 
   1 - So long, bitch you did me so wrong
       I just wanna move on ...
       Living in this world without you
 
   Repeat 1
 
   You really fucked me, you know.
   You really made me think its over
   And now, Iam doing this shit, I thought you'd get older
   and learn from your mistakes girl, damn your stupid 
   Fucken tears, you're acting!
   I thought you fucken wanted to get better? Thats what you said!

   That's fucked up!  (I love you!)
   Oh my god this cars so fucked up!  (I love you!)
   What the fucks up?
   Stop trying to signal to cars, saying you're lifes up
   Does this look like a fucken good one? (NO!)
   There's a nigger with his dick chopped off alone with your new son.
   In your fucken bed, ha-ha!
   What, you think Iam fucking with you?
   You fuckin liked that dick, didn't you? (Yes!)
   Fuck you stupid bitch, I said fuckin lie to me!
   What the fuck's this kikes car doing on the side of me?
   Fuck you- you fucking Jew!, Yeah, You heard me!
   Dar, Dar!
   Why did you leave me?
   You think my dicks small isn't it? (its not that!)
   No, you think my dicks small (Baby)
   Get the fuck away from me, you bitch, I'll fuckin kill y'all!

   I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
   YOU FUCKIN BITCH, I HATE YOU
   I NEVER FUCKIN LOVED YOU!

   How the fuck could you do this to me? (Sorry!)
   HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
 
   Repeat 1 (2x)

 Note: The song K.I.M has one more verse, but I got tired and stopped here.



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Skit: Conscience
----------------------------------------------------------
This is Christopher. He's a gay white christian who has the chance to
get laid by a 16 year old girl whom deemed herself `the town slut'. Suddenly,
his conscience comes into play....

Cuebiz: Now listen to me, when you thinking of Jesus. 
        You dont need any reasons to get a good fuck this season.
        Dont think twice that she's gonna get some second thoughts, 
        Tie her up and rape the bitch, and watch those fuckin panties drop.

Kandy Acid: No! Think of god, think of Jesus.
            You dont need this stupid ugly bitch's sexual diseases.
            If you're feeling stupid get drunk and get a prostitute
            Oh, wait. I think Roderick could be useful. (Oh, NaAy mAry!)



Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Driving under the Influence
Parody of: under the Influence. Track #17 on the Marshall Matters LP
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[*Cue imitates a record played backwards/and in slow motion (devil sounds)*]

[Cuebiz]
   *Translation*

(Chorus)
   So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
   Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!

   Two kills I commit, till my tits swell straight up like a woman
   A fucken bum livin off of his own sewage
   A fat ass dude with a crude sense of humor looting
   so that the niggers shooting wont find his crusifixtion, burning
   She's a yummy, tight pussy at night fucking, sucking, 
   Funny kind of bitch, that likes trucking.
   Iam like a fucken tampon in the hole of a fucken virgin
   Hurting the bitch, going deeper, so far that she'll need a surgean

   I take some samples, and stick it up in your asshole
   Stab you in the eye with the blunt end of a sandle   
   So when you find yourself bleeding, but not screaming...

[Cuebiz as "Swifty"] - Are you dreaming? Do you think its too late? Fiending.

   An exterminator, a fucken bug terminator
   Debugging, fucking hugging bitches to feel greater
   Accused for every fuckin religious war fuckin waged
   They knew I fuckin started it from the witnesses who blamed me
   My knife will hit your nuts like a fucken razor bladed an'
   I've got 30 grenades that'll exterminate your race (*Blam!*)
   With the devils soul in me, when Iam fucked up I do shit on purpose 
   You never hear me saying, "feel me?"
   Iam snatching every slut - its gotta be that way beey0tch, fuck it
   You're wife didn't accidentally drown in a bucket.
   You trippin' I made monica lewinsky give me head
   Niggers just depends, on some kids who're living dead   
   Cheating, while Iam eating lead
   Iam the type to fuck a 11th grader on the Rage of the Machine stage
   Fully paid two sluts.
   Televised, so her parents can see their daughter getting laid.
 
   (Chorus)
  
   [Cuebiz as "Bizarre"]
   I'm a manic depressive, kill all my other dependants
   Trying to get some credit on a card I found in Texas
   My erection is blessed, and I owe it to affection

   Fucken conspired, soon as Iam higher, Iam wired.
   Hitting you in the fucken head to add-on to my priors
   (Hey is Cuebiz really here?)Go away bitch, he's fucken tired
   Unless you wanna get him a job where his ass wont get fired
   (aren't you from revolt?) Nah bitch, Iam a liar
   Fucking you in my trailor is totally required

   Iam trippin' up on a bitches hips
   Your cousins in a coma for trying to suck my dick {*needle pops*}
   trying to suck my dick.. {*needle pops*}
   trying to suck my dick.. {*needle pops*} (Damn!)
   {*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*}
   Iam fucking anything that cant run away
   It'll cost me a million to get away with this tape

   {*lawyer talking*} Some slut asked for my autograph
   I called up her mom, sent her to hell and laughed
   I kill goons like its the afternoon
   I'll fuck anything with wrinkles, even that stupid ass prune.

   [Cuebiz as "Kuniva"]
   Aiyyo asscracks, stupid young bitches wanna catch that
   Weak packets coming to me, (*lasers shooting*) nigga cap that
   In the amulance we only fuck around with stats, mack
   At a "anti-hacker meeting" I sit and just laugh
   Be your sister giving head for all that cash-back
   The liar, divide up your stupid fucken last slaps
   Sue me for stealing tracks, up with your ASCAP
   I dont need to have no game, I'll just smoke crack
   Born crack-head, half weed and half that
   Bring your grandma and your mom and get lauged at
   Bitch killer, main thrillers get their Jags jacked
   They'll be found dead up in a trash can    
 
   [Cuebiz as "Proof"]
   We're dissing other hackers till the point where they shed tears
   Cause their crew is full of fuckin fags, dikes and dead queers
   Senseless, I'll steal shit from over your yard fence
   Stupid, shooting sluts in the ass, telling 'em Iam cupid   
   I grab your snapple, I taste apple, and take a crap, yo.
   Drive past you, throw that shit back at you and laugh
   Got executed, cuz Iam a hacktivist
   In China, they'll just grab your fist
   Its the last you'll ever want to hack-
   I love fucking young bitches, and old women
   Anything thats a fact, Iam in my neighbors pool swimming
   The maid, gets laid, and she makes this noise
   Like, she's getting murdered when Iam fucking her with smaller toys
   If I turn solo, I'll just sleep and say "no"
   Get up and go to Defcon screaming, "Cuebiz says Hey Hoe!"
   I'll play with your cleavage, run up in church
   and wake up everyone who's sleepin'.      
   Screamin, "Get up its the weekend!"  
 
   [Cuebiz as "Kon Artis"]
   I used to sell cats, till I sold crack and weight
   Wasn't straight 'till I met some dude named Rsnake (Show 'em how its done Rsnake!)
   I'm ignorant, with the intent to ask for k0des
   I got kicked out of the animal reserve for killing toads
   Those indangered little shit-heads, they're all better off dead
   I've been a hacker since I saw two cows getting slaughtered 
   In cahoots with this rapper named ytcracker
   I got fired from Ameritech for fucking up all the factors
   (What the fuck is this?) I stole an id and went to get a gun
   Tell 'em Iam only 13, say its fun, take the glock and run
   Driveby you in the spring while you wearing a dress
   Bring a leaf-blower, blow your skirt up to your chest
   Born straight up out a asshole, and I turned into one
   Got a rep for fucking bitches and then just leaving to run
   Used to be the type to try to get roon on a SUN
   Till I rooted your BSD box now, Iam having some fun
 
   Chorus
 
   [Cuebiz]
   Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick.....
   BSD.. Black motherfuckin sheeps
   More fucked up than a hick with absolutly NO teeth....

   Subex ...
   Cspeed...
   Kandy Acid..
   Id...
   Cuebiz.. 
  


Artists : Snickers Bars AKA Cuebiz
Album: Snickers Bars - The Marital Matters LP
Song: Subliminal
Parody of: Criminal. Track #18 on the Marshall Matters LP
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   [Cuebiz]
   You know, alot of newbies ask me, 
   the lamest fucking questions.
   Alot of niggers think that, what I say on this CD,
   or what I write about, is something that I agree with.
   Like Iam the only one who see's it.
   Like, I can't talk about what I see, but another rapper can.
   Alot of people say, that, Iam racist.
   Iam the anti-christ. or Iam the devil himself.
   You know what? If Iam, Iam taking you to HELL!
  
   Guess why... ehehe. This shits - 

   Subliminal....
   Subliminal.....
   (Thats fuckin right!)
   My shit is subliminal......
   yeah, its all subliminal.....
 
   [Cuebiz]
   My mind is like the jagger, who used to wear a dress
   Molesting little kids, living near schools are best.
   A homosex, a fag, a fucking dike or lez.
   Saying "Kike", twenty times and shoot a Nazi's dead.
   XenoPhobic, I dont even know if that shits potent
   Is it better than Viagra? Well, my dick is growing.
   Haha! Thats my motherfucken meds, you better stop taking 'em
   They kill you, I've been faking just to escape 'em.
  
   [Cuebiz as K-Rad]
   Hey, its me, Iam k-rad,
   Oops, I shouldn't say that.
   I guess you know where I play,
   Get it, you KNOW that Iam gay (hehe)

   How many CDs do you expect me to sell,
   when every single track brings me closer to hell?
   C'mon! -- Relax Cue, I like small dicks
   Right Chris? Show me some new tricks (*trumpet sound*)

   [Cuebiz as a Preacher]
   Please lord, Cuebiz needs guidence
   Forgive his words, views, his acts of violence
   Oh by the way, can you hook me up with a hooker,
   Please this time, let her be a "looker" or at least cute?    

   Stupid nitwit, stretch pants wont fit
   You can't quit this shit,now you've got tits

   You can't throw fits, or try to trip on,
   slippery things, when I stroll my shit on.

   And you aint capable of popping Pop-Tarts,
   You can't kill me some fuckin' old farts
   And you can't tell me to stop fucking retards,
   Use this Cuebiz track as a fucking death star.

   And who would of known, its just stupid ol' me
   Fucking up your life, killing everyone I see.
 
   Chorus: Cuebiz (repeat 2X)
   My shits subliminal!
   Cuz every time I steal a ryme, people think its a crime
   that I fuck-up every line - But, this shits subliminal!
   But you aint gotta say some shit, I'll just pull out my dick,
   Shoot some piss, and I might shit on someone.
 
   [Cuebiz]
   My cousin fucked pigs, dogs, aliens, and mice
   He had no luck with the women, so animals seemed right
   I cought him fucking with his mother and he said its nice
   So I took the motherfucker and slit his throat with a knife

   Subliminal! - A crack-head, his minds dead
   Red eyes, lies, cried to do anything to get high.
   So as I got a bit older and a little more distorted,
   I started getting more creative of the prank calls I recorded
   You wanna packet me, for your download I aborted.
   And you wanna fuck me, because my words get you horny?

   My morals went balistic when bush's son got elected,
   Stupid motherfucker can't even get erect,
   maybe thats good,
   I hope you understood, that he can't get a wood
   I fucked my hood over like I should, stood over.

   Iam that "hack" guy, the one who wishes people to die
   to get murdered brutally
   as long as it aint happened to him,

   Cuebizzy, I'm loonier as Cue
   -Biz and that bitch darlene combined (*kch* the schizophrenics here) 

   Replacing the doctor cause he couldn't fuck it today,
   He didn't like the blood, and so Iam taking his place
   (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, here's the scalpal do I use this way?
   Is this a fuckin organ? Or can I throw all this shit away?
   Oh shit man, I think I just fucked up your day,
   You're gonna need another kidney, I just seemed to misplace,
   Subliminal!  
 
   [Interlude Skit]
   Aight, look (yo) just walk up in there, and buy a cheeseburger,
   A CHEESEBURGER! Dont order any cannabalistic shit, aight?
   [Cue] yeah, aight!
   I'll be right here waitin on you
   [Cue] Aight! damn!
   Yo Cue
   [Cue] What?!
   This is a Mcdonalds, dont kill anyone!
   [Cue] Awwright... god damn, fuck...
   (whistling) y0, sup'?
   [Girl @ register] HI, how can I help you?
   [Cue] Yeah, I would like to make a small order....
   [Girl @ register] Okay
   [Cue] You know what, I dont wanna fuckin order shit, let me fuck you,
   and I won't kill you!
   [Girl @ register] What? Oh my god, don't kill me
   [Cue] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin around...
   [Girl @ register] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...
   [Cue] I said I'm not gonna fuckin kill you
   I wanna fuck you first....Fuck it , {*BOOM*} Bye!
 
   [Cuebiz]
   Wheels on my bike's flat when I ride in it,
   So when I get a date, I'll just fuck her ass senseless
   And I wont be tried with it,
   And if the bitch identifies my side business,
   I try to lye to I can't spit this,
   Run away, kill two more bitches,
   Fire at my neighbors dogs just to have something to fry or dent

   Die sluts, horny toads, kids, and old women
   Swimming in a pool of blood mixed with white linen   

   If I ever gave a shit, I'd slice my dick
   quit rap, just sit and pop zits, and shit.
   You stupid ass niggas aint 0day enough,
   To fuck the chics that I do, so fuck you slut!
   Shit, all the drugs I have, I just shoot it up
   To make you sad, Iam glad that I made you mad.
   And if its not a hacker that I get famous for,
   I'll be a fuckin' cannabal made to eat the poor
  
  (Chorus 2X)
 

                             [ EOF Dammit! ]