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       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** * * ***  P R E S E N T S
       "U R WAREZ GROOP *** * *   *** *** * * *** ***  by : SciencePad 123
         SUKK BADBAD."  *   * *** ***     ***   * ***   and SaucerWithAltitude

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Responses to Warez Groups by name only:

INC - International Network of People Who NEED TO DIE.
Fairlight - FLT - What the fuck?
Razor/1911 - What the fuck?
The Dreamteam - What the fuck?  Is it wet?  I hope so.
The Humble Guys - What the fuck?
CIA - Cicadas in America
Public Enemy - Pubic Enema
Tri-Star Red Sector (TRSI) - WHAT THE FUCK!?!  TRSI?!@  Can You SPELL?
The Police - good fuckin name for a WAReZ gROuP!@
Faith - You suck but Mikey is cool.
ICI - ICU
ACE - Is the place for value DAMMIT.
Butthole Surfers [Doc Division Even] - Wow..
Local Lamers Limited - Yes.
Nexus - Rad NERDS.
Risc - Reduced Instruction Set Chip?!@
Swat - Team.
Sin - Yes, please.
Pentagram - What, is Stan comin too?  We don't have enough food, DAMMIT.
Knights of The Round Table - We dance like Clark Gable.
High Voltage Crew - DAMMIT I hope you all die of elocution.
The Nokturnal Trading Alliance - Nokturnal Emmisions?
White Aryan Racists - Yes.  Wow.  Neat.
Pirates in Legion - Pirates in Phalanx?
The New Cummers - Stale Sperm.
Rad Nerds - Really nexus in disguise.. See FILEID.DIZ
Titan - Moon of Endor.
Scotch - Tape.
Imperial Warriors - Suck my dick, ah?
Terratron - A DOC GROUP, can you get MORE lame?  No.
DST PAL - Fuck off, PAL.
Hopper iNC - Coin Hopper Incorporated?  WHAT THE FUCK?  One that hops (inc)?
Federation of Software Theft - Federation of Planets full of GEEKS.
Prelude - to a FUCK.
Electronic Rats - Neet-0.  I used to have Electronic Arts gamez on my AppL.
Midnite Express - Bad movie Con David Copperfield.
VAPWTU - WHAT THE FUCK?  Bad ascii apparently.
FUSiON - FiSSiON.
Magick - No.
Success - I aM CaRD MaN!@!  YeS!@
ICU - ICI
Excretion - Yes.
Pyrodex - What the FUCK?
Edge - U2
Dynasty - Wasn't that a bad TV drama?
Anoxia - A disease of the brain.
Storm - Blow me.
Dread - of coolness.
Trinity - Father Son Holy Spirit?  What ThE FuCk?
Pirates With Attitude - Wow, you guys give slightly less than a fuck.  Cool.

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