       __ __ __ __  ___  __  __   __ ___ __  __  _ __  __  __  __ ____
       ||_|| ||_|/ || \\ ||  ||   || -/  ||  || // _|/ || //   ||  ||
          || ||    ||__| ||__||   ||-/   ||  || ||   _ ||<<    ||  ||
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           "THE WHEELIN' DEALIN'-IST GROUP THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS"

       P R E S E N T S  *** * *   ***     *** *** ***  P R E S E N T S
       "HiNtS to KQ2    *** * *   *** *** *** *** ***  by : SaucerWithAltitude
         BlAhbLaHBLaH"  *   * *** ***     *** *** ***

justlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjustlikeyourparentsjust

Exclusive hints concerning King's Quest II:

Don't play it.
Don't buy it.
Don't talk about it.
Don't write about it.
Don't think about it except to think about destroying it.

This includes it and all of it's cohorts, King's Quest I to XxxXxXxXxxX.

You know.. I even enjoyed that game until I lost all respect for sierra when
they decided to cut the majestic parser out of their games.  Blah.

Let's all preform a death dance in the general dirrection of Sierra now.
On the count of three..

One, two, three!@

diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie

Whew... Let's hope that worked.

{
 Menus.. Menus.. Bring us the MENUS.  Coffee.. Menus and COFFEE.  BRING US THE
 MENUS AND COFFEE DAMMIT!@!@!

 Did it work CJ?

 No.. Try again.
}

And that's all I wrote.

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